痛快！明石家電視台 2024年9月28日 ＃1554「さんまの小耳に挟ませたい！」
痛快！明石家電視台 2024年9月28日 ＃1554「さんまの小耳に挟ませたい！」
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00:00This time, we have a big gathering of people who want to listen to Sanma's stories.
00:04All 20 million people in Kansai are candidates for the show.
00:07There are so many popular people.
00:09There are so many popular people.
00:10There are so many popular people in terms of comedy.
00:12Thank you for inviting us.
00:14Kansai people have a story that they want Sanma to listen to now.
00:21The first one is...
00:24Sanma-san.
00:25Sanma-san.
00:26Hello.
00:27Hello.
00:28As you can see from my stomach, I have a big belly.
00:32But there is a reason why I have a big belly.
00:36About four years ago,
00:38I was in Shigaraki.
00:40There was a national race of raccoons.
00:43I won the race 10 times.
00:45I won the race 7 times.
00:46I was the absolute champion.
00:48Sanma-san, would you like to listen to my story?
00:50Really? That's amazing.
00:51I'll beat your stomach.
00:52I'll beat your stomach.
00:53I'll beat your stomach.
00:54I'll beat your stomach.
00:55I'll beat your stomach.
00:57I always have a big belly.
00:59Like an egg.
01:01I'll beat your stomach with the music of the race.
01:04Please watch it.
01:061, 2, 3, 4.
01:08If you're happy, let's beat your stomach.
01:14I usually do that.
01:15If you're happy, let's show your attitude.
01:18Come on, let's beat your stomach.
01:22Like this, I won the race 7 times.
01:26Normal people beat their stomach like this.
01:31I won the race 7 times because I was obsessed with the sound.
01:36Sanma's story is surprising.
01:40He is an eel shop owner with a debt of 1.3 billion yen.
01:44He is in a terrible situation.
01:47But I'm the best one.
01:49I'm a hot dog shop owner.
01:54The world's most famous person is collaborating with a famous entertainer.
02:01What is this?
02:06Sanma's five stories.
02:09The first one is...
02:10What is this?
02:14He is a famous entertainer.
02:17He has been on YouTube and TV shows in recent years.
02:21He has a 28-year career.
02:24He is the king of telecommunications.
02:26He is very popular now.
02:30Do you want to sit down?
02:31Yes, I'm fine.
02:32I'm fine because Jinnai is not here today.
02:36I remembered.
02:37It's a tragedy for me.
02:39After the tragedy, Jinnai came to my office to apologize.
02:44But it was a YouTube shoot for me.
02:49I'm sorry.
02:50If it's a collaboration, it's a win-win situation.
02:52That's right.
02:53It's a bad story.
02:55But he said he wanted to apologize.
02:59I was wondering if he was okay.
03:01He has a lot of five stories.
03:05Nagano will tell Sanma a great story.
03:12Please know more about Sanma.
03:17It's a great title.
03:19I didn't realize it.
03:22I thought it was hard to say.
03:25Sanma from the east.
03:27You wanted to join the Big Three, didn't you?
03:29I joined the Big Three about two years ago.
03:31Did you join?
03:33I joined the Big Three.
03:35Sanma, Takeshi, and I.
03:37Tamori was doing his best.
03:39But he was in the fourth place.
03:42I was in the gap.
03:45I was satisfied with that.
03:47I was surprised that I wasn't in the Big Three.
03:50You were in the Big Three.
03:52I was empty.
03:56You weren't in the Big Three.
03:58I wasn't in the Big Three.
04:03You were doing your best.
04:07I thought Sanma had a lot of stories.
04:12Is it okay to say a lot of stories?
04:15I shouldn't say a lot of stories.
04:18I thought it was more important to say a lot of stories.
04:21He is a rhythm and momentum person.
04:24No, no, no.
04:26That's what I thought.
04:29Until recently, I thought he was a bright person.
04:33That's what I thought.
04:35I respected him.
04:37I was surprised.
04:39He was looking at the whole thing.
04:41That's right.
04:43That's right.
04:45It's definitely different.
04:47It's a different style.
04:49But even if it's different, I want to follow Sanma's path.
04:52Is there anything you've learned from Sanma?
04:54With his sleeves.
04:56If you joined us earlier, you'll know.
04:58Until I joined the show, I talked as much as I could.
05:03You didn't talk.
05:05You were just standing there.
05:07You didn't say anything.
05:09You were just standing there.
05:12There are five of you today.
05:14Usually.
05:16Usually?
05:17I'm a little more relaxed.
05:19Relaxed?
05:21I'm a little more relaxed.
05:23You were breathing hard when you were in the Big Three.
05:26That's right.
05:30That's right.
05:32That's right.
05:34Sanma doesn't talk like that.
05:36But usually,
05:38I feel like I'm going to have a hard time.
05:40I feel like I'm going to have a hard time.
05:42I'm tired.
05:44You talk too much.
05:46I talk to people who can laugh at anything.
05:48I talk to people who can laugh at anything.
05:50You don't laugh that much.
05:52You don't laugh that much.
05:54I want to be nervous at all costs.
05:56I want to go around and ask questions.
05:58Why can't Sanma talk?
06:00Why can't Sanma talk?
06:02Why can't Sanma talk as much as he can?
06:04The correct response is that
06:06Actually, I breathe well.
06:08Actually, I breathe well.
06:10And now we're unashed.
06:12And now we're unashed.
06:14Maybe?
06:16In the dressing room,
06:18I see them for a while.
06:20But not in the dressing room.
06:22I mean, he's always like that in the actual show, so he's not in a good mood.
06:26What about after the show?
06:28After the show, he's always like that.
06:30So I take his mic and say,
06:32Hi, how are you?
06:34But I heard that he's the type of guy
06:36who gets angry first.
06:40I've been told that on a small show.
06:42On a small show?
06:44On a small show?
06:46Yes, on a small show.
06:48That's crazy.
06:50No, that's not true.
06:52You should rank him.
06:54He's the local YouTuber
06:56on the national internet.
06:58He's the local YouTuber on the national internet.
07:00I don't think so.
07:02But I think he's similar to me.
07:04His way of thinking.
07:06His way of thinking?
07:08He's from the same generation as me.
07:10He's from the same generation as me.
07:12So I don't like the show races
07:14with him.
07:16You don't like the show races?
07:18They decide who is the winner
07:20for the show race.
07:22You don't like the show race?
07:24He doesn't like the show race.
07:26They decide who is the winner
07:28for the show race.
07:30They decide who is the winner
07:32for the show race.
07:34He's on this show.
07:36They know that in
07:37See, I got everyone's votes.
07:39That's right.
07:41They know that in
07:43They know that in
07:45the competition we Ooha
07:46I don't know what to say.
07:48Seriously.
07:50It's embarrassing.
07:52It's true.
07:54Recently,
07:56I've noticed that
07:58you look younger than your age.
08:00Really?
08:02I look younger?
08:04You look like you're in your 20s.
08:06You look like you're in your 20s.
08:08You look like you're in your 20s.
08:10You look like you're in your 20s.
08:12You look like you're in your 20s.
08:14So, you want to be cool.
08:16Yes.
08:18You want to do something cool.
08:20But Einstein
08:22is doing a good job at it.
08:24He's doing well.
08:26I've been doing that
08:28and I've gotten used to it,
08:30but it's not working anymore.
08:32It doesn't matter.
08:34That's great.
08:36It's cute.
08:38It's no good.
08:40It doesn't matter.
08:42It's a bad thing, right?
08:43No, no, no, no!
08:45That laugh was terrible!
08:49Nagano's true form, which has been hidden from the public,
08:52is just like Sanma.
08:56There's a rumor that even on the Shinkansen,
08:58people talk to you and ask you if you're asleep.
09:01They ask you, when are you going to sleep, right?
09:04I felt close to him, I went around him,
09:07and I'll say this for the first time,
09:09I was on the Shinkansen today,
09:11and it was about a week and a half from Tokyo.
09:14When I think about this,
09:16I was so nervous that I couldn't sleep at all.
09:19So the result is the same as Sanma-san,
09:21that you're not sleeping.
09:25I'm not sleeping!
09:26The results are different, but the result is the same.
09:30Sanma-san is talking and having fun,
09:32and he's not sleeping, and he's always cheerful,
09:34but if I keep imagining bad things,
09:36I can't sleep on the spot.
09:38I feel like I'm going to lose my temper,
09:40and I don't know if it's still negative or not.
09:42I'm so nervous.
09:44I heard that you recently got married.
09:47Yes, that's right.
09:49I've been married to Sanma-san for about 10 years.
09:52You got married 10 years ago.
09:54Recently, it became a little bit of a topic.
09:57But it's also a matter of nervousness.
10:00There was a time when I appeared like a comet on the Lassen.
10:06The people were happy.
10:08But next year, it's going to be like this.
10:10Yes, it's going to be like this.
10:11I've lost my temper.
10:13My temper got bigger.
10:15I got angry.
10:17I was simply forced to work.
10:19At that time, when I said I was getting married,
10:22I was afraid of the media.
10:26So you were already married at that time.
10:29Yes, I was.
10:30I said I wanted to get married,
10:32but I didn't raise my hand.
10:34Sanma-san, you show everything in private.
10:39I try to show everything,
10:42but I don't think it's cool.
10:44There are a lot of things to hide.
10:46I want two things.
10:48I want to be 100 like Sanma-san,
10:52but I want a mysterious charm.
10:54Which one do you want?
10:56I don't have it.
10:58Mysterious charm.
11:00I want to be like Takeshi-san.
11:05I want to be a hybrid of Sanma-san and Takeshi-san.
11:09I'm 50 years old,
11:11but I think I can do it if I work hard.
11:13If I combine with Takeshi-san,
11:15I can do it.
11:17It's a dream co-star.
11:20We always try to do it together,
11:23but I want to be like him.
11:27I don't want to be like him.
11:32But I don't like it when there are a lot of comedians.
11:36Why?
11:38It's annoying.
11:42I'm so happy that Hinanan's boom is over.
11:47The dissatisfaction of aiming for a successor.
11:50Regardless of the theme,
11:52he starts to beat comedians he doesn't like.
11:55You don't like Oogiri, do you?
11:57I don't like Oogiri.
11:59Because I get tired of it.
12:03I get tired of it.
12:05Simple reason.
12:07I don't feel good when I think about it.
12:10When I see a guy with a dark face,
12:12I don't know what he's thinking about.
12:15Even if Oogiri is strong, his face is dark.
12:18I don't feel good when I see Oogiri.
12:21Oogiri doesn't feel good.
12:23I don't like Oogiri's cool face.
12:26I want to be happy when I see Oogiri.
12:29But I don't like Oogiri's cool face.
12:35Who is fun?
12:37Grandparents?
12:39Oogiri with a dark face?
12:41I don't like Oogiri's episode talk.
12:44Episode talk?
12:46I'm nervous when I'm listening to the episode talk.
12:51I think he's going to stop.
12:54I'm a jazz singer.
12:56So I'm nervous when I'm listening to the episode talk.
13:01But Oogiri is nervous when he's listening to the episode talk.
13:06I'm not good at this.
13:09I don't like Oogiri's episode talk.
13:12I don't like Oogiri's episode talk.
13:14I'm nervous when I'm listening to the episode talk.
13:17I feel like I'm in a entertainment industry.
13:20I feel like I'm in a society.
13:23You can't be a grandparent.
13:26I can't be a grandparent.
13:29I'm sorry.
13:31I'm sorry.
13:33I'm sorry.
13:35I can't be a grandparent.
13:37I'm excited.
13:40Nagano, you are the successor of the three.
13:45What are you worried about?
13:47I'm worried about a lot of things.
13:51I'm worried about a system that doesn't make sense.
13:54There is a system where the sponsor pays for it.
13:57Yoshimoto is too many.
13:59There are too many people.
14:01It has nothing to do with my agency.
14:05I see.
14:07I was laughed at by people.
14:10I was laughed at by people.
14:13I was ridiculed.
14:16I was ridiculed in many shopping malls.
14:19I was ridiculed in many shopping malls.
14:21No one respects me.
14:24I'm going to be respected by the people of the CENTER MIC.
14:28No.
14:30I'm going to be respected by the people of the CENTER MIC.
14:33People of the CENTER MIC...
14:36You are not a member of the Center Mic.
14:39People of the Center Mic tend to be impolite.
14:41That's so.
14:44You don't need to go home like this.
14:48There is no such thing as a great man goes home by saying thank you.
14:51There is no such thing as a great man goes home by saying thank you.
14:52I think it's like that.
14:54I think Kuriyo Ikuei is bad.
14:56The villain imitated the villain.
14:58The villain imitated the villain.
15:00Thank you very much.
15:02That's scary!
15:04That's scary!
15:06That's scary!
15:08Why did you start doing that?
15:10I see.
15:12I see.
15:14I see.
15:16I see.
15:18I see.
15:20I see.
15:22I see.
15:24I see.
15:26I see.
15:28I see.
15:30If Mr. Sahama is like that, I'll go there too.
15:32Mr. Sahama, are you like that too?
15:34I'm not.
15:36I'm always conscious of the audience.
15:38Mr. Sahama.
15:40You're a miracle.
15:42You're a miracle.
15:44You're a piece of art.
15:46You're a piece of art.
15:48Seriously.
15:50I'm a piece of art.
15:52I'm a piece of art.
15:54I've lived a long life.
15:56I'm a piece of art.
15:58You're amazing.
16:00Do you have any prejudice?
16:02Do you have any prejudice?
16:04Is there any prejudice in the team?
16:06Mr. Sahama from the East.
16:08I think so.
16:10I think so.
16:12I'm not Mr. Sahama.
16:14I'm not Mr. Sahama.
16:16I'm not Mr. Sahama.
16:18I'm not offended.
16:20I'm not offended.
16:22I'm not offended.
16:24I don't care.
16:26I don't care.
16:28Mr. Sahama said that.
16:30I don't care.
16:32I think Mr. Shouji and Mr. Kamenyan
16:34know better than me.
16:36I think Mr. Shouji and Mr. Kamenyan
16:38know better than me.
16:40Mr. Sama from the East.
16:42It's impossible.
16:44It's impossible.
16:46It's impossible.
16:48I'm not that embarrassed.
16:50I'm not that embarrassed.
16:52I'm not that embarrassed.
16:54I mean, that's how much you're my fan!
16:58I'll do it!
17:02This time, they're going to ask for a lot of things that they want to hear from Sanma in Kansai.
17:11What have they come for?
17:12Oh, it's Ume.
17:14Sanma-san!
17:16I love Sanma-san's smile and the way he laughs.
17:22I love it.
17:23I always love it.
17:24Please say it properly.
17:25The way he laughs.
17:28Please teach me!
17:30My goal for this year is to have a boyfriend.
17:34Like a fortune teller?
17:35Like a fortune teller!
17:36Like a fortune teller?
17:37So...
17:38It might be Sanma-san!
17:39No, it's not.
17:41It's Osaka!
17:44What's next?
17:47Sanma-san.
17:48Sanma-san.
17:49I actually love whistling so much.
17:51Just by whistling, I'm able to have a good voice.
18:07What's next?
18:10Sanma-san.
18:11I actually love whistling so much.
18:13Just by whistling, I'm able to have a good voice.
18:18If it was a normal person...
18:25I think it would be like this.
18:27But if it was me...
18:37It would be like this.
18:39I participated in the world competition of whistling.
18:42And I became the world champion.
18:46Actually, this man...
18:48He won the world competition of whistling three times.
18:52He's an amazing person.
19:02He's good.
19:08This achievement was recognized.
19:10He was selected as one of the 100 most respected Japanese people in the world.
19:16What does he want to say about this achievement?
19:21He won the world competition of whistling three times.
19:24But he barely made it.
19:28By the way, if you win the world competition, do you get a prize money?
19:32It's about 10,000 yen.
19:35It's cheap.
19:36And if possible, I want him to donate it.
19:41I see.
19:42So I don't have any money.
19:44It's like a souvenir.
19:46Does he give you the prize money?
19:48No, he doesn't.
19:49He doesn't give it to you?
19:50No, he doesn't.
19:51I don't like that.
19:52It's a minor world.
19:54How many songs can you play?
19:56I can play more than 100 songs.
19:58You can play more than 100 songs.
19:59You can play more than 100 songs.
20:00You can play more than 100 songs.
20:01That's because I have so many songs that I can play the tune of.
20:05That's right.
20:06You can play songs that you've read?
20:08I can play songs that I've read.
20:09Really?
20:10You can make him play a song, but can you play a song that you've read?
20:21That's amazing.
20:27That's amazing.
20:28That's amazing!
20:31There are tips?
20:34The way you use your tongue is very important.
20:36Tongue? I'm not good at it.
20:38Instead of using your lips,
20:40you can use your tongue to change the pitch,
20:42to make changes, to make expressions.
20:44With your tongue?
20:45Yes.
20:46For example, when you say,
20:47Usseewa.
20:48Usseewa?
20:49Yes.
20:50Whistling
20:56Wow!
20:58That's amazing!
21:01You can do Linda Linda.
21:03Linda Linda?
21:05Which version would you like?
21:08Linda Linda?
21:09Sanma-san's version.
21:11Oh!
21:13Sanma-san's version?
21:14Yes.
21:15Actually, the other day,
21:17Inoue uploaded a video on Instagram,
21:19where he said,
21:20Sanma-san's version of Linda Linda was weird,
21:22and it went viral.
21:26Linda Linda!
21:28Linda Linda Linda!
21:31Gima-san heard that,
21:33and he said,
21:34Sanma-san's version of Linda Linda
21:35can also be whistled.
21:38Let's practice.
21:39Let's start with the normal one.
21:40Yes, the normal one.
21:41Let's start with the normal one.
21:47Whistling
21:52Wow!
21:54Sanma-san's version?
21:56Yes.
21:57Whistling
22:02Wow!
22:06That's amazing!
22:08Inoue uploaded this on Instagram, right?
22:10Yes.
22:11And he watched it?
22:13Yes.
22:14Wow!
22:15That's because I told him to sing Linda Linda.
22:18I think it's a little different.
22:20Linda Linda!
22:21Linda Linda Linda!
22:24Linda Linda Linda!
22:26Linda!
22:27No, no.
22:28It's not like this.
22:30It's not like this.
22:33Everyone applauded.
22:35They applauded.
22:36They drank a lot of alcohol.
22:42If you want me to sing a song,
22:45or if you want me to whistle,
22:47I'll walk with my head up.
22:50I see.
22:51Let's hear it.
22:52Let's hear it.
22:53Whistling
22:57I like it.
23:05Wow!
23:07That's amazing!
23:09That's amazing!
23:12He showed us the world's best whistling skills,
23:16but even with those skills,
23:18he seems to be barely making ends meet.
23:20What is his source of income?
23:23I play at parties.
23:26I play at weddings.
23:28I play at school parties.
23:30I play at school parties.
23:32I play at school parties.
23:33I play at school parties.
23:34I play at school parties.
23:35So you're a comedian.
23:37It's a rhythm game,
23:39so if you use his whistling skills
23:41to make a joke,
23:43it'll go around the country.
23:44It'll go around, right?
23:45Your life will be stable.
23:48If this goes into business,
23:50it'll be amazing.
23:51Then, the two of us?
23:52Yes.
23:53Can you do it at the end?
23:54Yes.
23:55I'll whistle at the part where I'm being sung.
23:58Whistle.
23:59Whistle.
24:00I'll say 1, 2, 3, 4.
24:08Everyone in Japan will be happy.
24:121, 2, 3, 4.
24:23What is this?
24:27Amazing.
24:30Amazing.
24:31Amazing.
24:34It goes around.
24:35It's amazing.
24:36If you're having a hard time,
24:38what can you do?
24:40Shigemori is the best.
24:42Shigemori.
24:43Can you use his whistling?
24:45There are a lot of rap songs
24:47with only whistling and beats.
24:50There are?
24:51So I want to collaborate with a great person
24:55and be in charge of the beat.
24:59I see.
25:00Can you participate in the beat?
25:02I think it's okay.
25:03I've never done it before.
25:05Shigemori, what should I do?
25:07What should I do with the whistling?
25:09Can you do the rap?
25:11What? Rap?
25:12The rap.
25:14I've never done it before.
25:16I was surprised.
25:19What were you trying to do?
25:21I was trying to do something.
25:23It sounded like you were at home.
25:27I wonder if I was doing it.
25:29To create a gap between the clothes,
25:32the whistling is beautiful,
25:34so I think it's a classic style.
25:37But if you wear a cap like Eminem
25:41and do it with a G-Pan,
25:44you look like you're on the street.
25:47You eat with only whistling.
25:49You look poor, but you're not.
25:51I'm not poor.
25:53I didn't say I was poor.
25:56I barely said it.
25:58I think it's better to look poor.
26:01I think it's cool.
26:03I think the gap is good.
26:04I want to try it.
26:07I want you to put it in your ear.
26:09Next is...
26:13A 100-year-old eel restaurant
26:16that is located right next to Tenmaichiba in Osaka.
26:19Jinta.
26:20The fourth story.
26:22It's a story about Jinta Kuniharu's life.
26:25It's a story about her hard work.
26:29She was able to recover from her debt of 1.3 billion yen.
26:33A restaurant?
26:341.3 billion yen?
26:35This is really amazing.
26:37No, it's true.
26:39It's true.
26:40It was 8 billion yen.
26:42It's more than that.
26:44That's a lot.
26:45How old are you now?
26:47I'm in my fourth year.
26:49When I was a third-generation father,
26:51when the bubble burst,
26:53I received a scholarship from a bank and started a business.
26:56I see.
26:57When the bubble burst...
26:58Come here.
26:59I'm here.
27:00What did you do at that time?
27:02I worked at a building company.
27:05I worked as a salesman in Kyushu.
27:08So it was a completely different job.
27:10I thought I'd get a job sooner or later.
27:13For a job.
27:14I got a call from my father for a job.
27:16He told me to come back to Osaka.
27:18It's a big deal.
27:19The manager told me that I had a debt of 1.3 billion yen.
27:24Come here.
27:25If I sold this, this, and this,
27:28how much money would I get?
27:31You'll get it soon.
27:32That's right.
27:33No, no, it's not like that.
27:34I didn't know if I should talk or not.
27:37If you choose to talk,
27:39I don't know if I should talk or not.
27:41That's right.
27:42I don't know if I should talk or not.
27:44I did it.
27:45That bubble.
27:46It's a big deal.
27:48Mr. Jinta suddenly had to bear the 1.3 billion yen debt
27:51that his parents had created.
27:54After that, he went through a lot of trouble.
27:58I don't think it's a big deal to have a debt of 1.3 billion yen.
28:03If you look at it from here,
28:05this is a bank,
28:06and I'm a waitress.
28:09I'm sorry.
28:10That's right, that's right.
28:11I'm sorry.
28:12I'm sorry.
28:13I'm sorry.
28:14I'm sorry.
28:15I'm sorry.
28:16I'm sorry.
28:17I'm sorry.
28:18I'm sorry.
28:19I'm sorry.
28:21As Mr. Kanpei just said,
28:23he borrowed money not only from the bank,
28:25but also from the city.
28:26That's amazing.
28:27He borrowed money from a little complicated places.
28:29He was making money.
28:30Yes, he was making money.
28:31But there was a way to get money, right?
28:33The most memorable thing was
28:34at the exit of Shin-Osaka Station.
28:37I told him to wait for me at the exit of the station.
28:39About three people were really scared.
28:41They came to me and grabbed my neck.
28:43I was thrown into a cafe next to the exit.
28:46I was told,
28:47I'm not going to wait for you.
28:48Hurry up and pay me back.
28:49That's a big deal.
28:50That's right.
28:51Then all the customers went home.
28:54They were scared.
28:55And the waitress girl
28:57was about to place her order.
28:59I couldn't ask for anything.
29:02But the top guy at the counter
29:04said,
29:05I'd like a hot dog.
29:07I was like,
29:08hot dog?
29:09I'm not going to ask for it.
29:12The guy who was shouting so loudly
29:14was like,
29:15I'm not going to ask for hot dog.
29:18I was scared.
29:19But at that time,
29:20did you still run a lot of shops?
29:22Yes, I did.
29:23At that time,
29:24there were about 100 people in the class.
29:26That's a lot.
29:27That's a lot.
29:28I was in trouble.
29:30I had to pay 1.3 billion yen in debt.
29:32You had to run the shop.
29:35Do you come to the shop?
29:36Yes, I do.
29:37Do you sit at the table and order?
29:41If you don't eat,
29:43you have to wait.
29:45You don't have to order.
29:47You have to wait.
29:49You have to wait.
29:51There was a boss
29:53at a different place.
29:55I was called there regularly.
29:58I was called to a restaurant.
30:02What did you do?
30:04I kept apologizing.
30:07Like, I'll do something.
30:08I said, I'll do my best.
30:10You said you'd do your best,
30:11but you didn't do anything.
30:13Sorry.
30:14I only made orange juice.
30:16You were nervous.
30:18You were nervous.
30:21I was like,
30:23I paid 1.3 billion yen.
30:25My father was very proud.
30:28He wanted to sell the land.
30:30He did a lot.
30:31He was resistant.
30:32After I became the president,
30:33he sold all the land.
30:35In the end,
30:36I paid about 600 million yen in debt.
30:38Did he pay you back 700 million yen?
30:40I sold it.
30:41I sold it.
30:42But that was the limit.
30:44I went to the court
30:45to apply for bankruptcy.
30:47You did?
30:48I did.
30:49So I didn't pay back all the money.
30:54It's not bankruptcy.
30:55After bankruptcy,
30:56you went to the restaurant again.
30:57Yes.
30:58After bankruptcy,
30:59it was strict.
31:00I had to do business.
31:01I see.
31:02You borrowed money from the bank.
31:03I borrowed money from the bank.
31:04I didn't have social trust.
31:06For the time being,
31:07my grandfather took care of it.
31:09The owner of the fish shop
31:11lent me the land.
31:13I borrowed money from him.
31:14I lent him 4 million yen.
31:15I used it as a driving fund.
31:17I did it.
31:18That's how I started.
31:19That's how you started.
31:20I knew it.
31:21The people who helped me
31:22would come out.
31:23If it wasn't for them,
31:24it would have been over.
31:25It would have been over.
31:26But I didn't do it.
31:27What about the employees?
31:28After bankruptcy,
31:29all of them...
31:30After everyone left,
31:31there were four people
31:32who followed me.
31:33And only the sauce
31:34that I inherited
31:35remained in my hands.
31:37Wow!
31:38It's a beautiful shop.
31:40It was renovated.
31:41It's a new shop now.
31:43Wow, it looks delicious.
31:44Wow.
31:45Shouldn't you show this to your boss?
31:48I'll come to eat it at home.
31:51I'm a man
31:52who specializes in eel bento.
31:54I love eel bento.
31:55I love eel bento.
31:56We have the same shop in Nakagawa.
31:58It's near Tokyo Station.
32:00It's near Daimaru.
32:01It's near Daimaru.
32:02It's near Daimaru Umeda.
32:04No way!
32:05It's near Daimaru Umeda.
32:06No way!
32:07No way!
32:08It's better not to spread it too much.
32:10No, no, no.
32:11It's good for your eyes.
32:12No, no, no.
32:14I want to put it in the ears of an eel.
32:16Next is...
32:20Yuka Nihei,
32:21who is now a hot topic on the Internet.
32:24She made her debut as an idol at the age of 20.
32:26At the age of 25,
32:27she turned into an actress
32:29without crying.
32:32I laughed a lot at my own jokes.
32:35I made a lot of noise last year.
32:37Thanks to Nobuyuki Sakuma's YouTube channel,
32:40she made a lot of noise as an actress who likes to make jokes.
32:44The video is...
32:46Hello.
32:47It's a project where TOTAL TENBOSU
32:49makes a lot of noise in a short time.
32:51I like it.
32:52Do you want to do a trick?
32:53Razoku.
32:54Kuu.
32:55Kuu.
32:56Kunikida Noppo.
32:58I learned it from somewhere.
33:00Po.
33:02Pokochin.
33:03Are you kidding me?
33:04Don't make fun of me.
33:05I can't believe it.
33:07I can't believe it.
33:10Mo.
33:11Shi.
33:12Shizuku.
33:13Kuu.
33:14Kunikida Noppo.
33:15Pokochin.
33:18Again.
33:22This video has been played more than 17 million times.
33:28The work is in a hurry because of the snow.
33:33I want to see it.
33:48The video with Roblox has been played more than 18 million times.
33:53What kind of theme did Nihei Yuka prepare?
33:58Come here.
33:59Shimoneta.
34:00Fukugyo.
34:01Love.
34:02The former idol speaks without NG.
34:04Tachikawa's girl's version.
34:06Tachikawa.
34:07In the cabaret club in the air.
34:14As an actress who likes Shimoneta,
34:16Nihei Yuka has been played more than 10 million times.
34:20What kind of theme did Nihei Yuka prepare?
34:23Come here.
34:24Shimoneta.
34:25Fukugyo.
34:26Love.
34:27The former idol speaks without NG.
34:29I don't want to hear that.
34:31Shimoneta.
34:32Nihei's Shimoneta.
34:34We can't talk about Shimoneta on TV.
34:40Recently, in the opening,
34:42I was introduced as an actress who likes Shimoneta.
34:46If I talk about Shimoneta there,
34:49it will be cut off.
34:51I see.
34:52It will be over.
34:56I don't know what to do with Shimoneta.
34:59Do you want Shimoneta to be on TV?
35:01Yes, it's just right.
35:03Since she can't use Shimoneta,
35:05she has to talk about her experience as an actress.
35:10What is Fukugyo?
35:12I've been working part-time.
35:15That's amazing.
35:17Do you still work part-time?
35:19I was thinking of starting a part-time job.
35:22I was looking for a part-time job in Italy.
35:26I thought it would be good.
35:28The manager knew me.
35:31Nihei.
35:32I'm a big fan.
35:33I thought it would be good.
35:35But I really dropped out.
35:38That's amazing.
35:40The manager was thinking of something.
35:43I have a strong image of Shimoneta.
35:45So I thought it would be a mismatch.
35:49How about Shimoneta?
35:51No, no.
35:52For example, I can say Peperoncino in a cute way.
35:56What?
35:57If I say Peperoncino...
36:00Samicino?
36:02Peperoncino.
36:04Samicino.
36:07She's embarrassed.
36:09I want to say it myself.
36:12I thought so, too.
36:14I said,
36:15I don't want to do it.
36:17I'm embarrassed.
36:19No, no.
36:20I want to do it myself.
36:22I want to do it myself.
36:25There is a timing.
36:26This is the world.
36:30What did you do in your previous part-time jobs?
36:33In the past, I worked at a girl's bar.
36:37Did you work there?
36:39It was a part-time job.
36:41Did you work there?
36:42I worked at a girl's bar in Tachikawa.
36:45And I worked at a cabaret club in Fuchu.
36:47Fuchu?
36:48I've heard of it.
36:49I've never heard of it.
36:51I worked there.
36:53I worked there only for a day.
36:55I went to Disneyland with my boyfriend.
37:00Disneyland is expensive.
37:02I know.
37:03At that time, I only had 3,000 yen in my savings.
37:07So, I went to work at a girl's bar.
37:11Did you ask your boyfriend to pay for it?
37:13Yes.
37:14My boyfriend took the money.
37:17No way!
37:18Was he such a man?
37:19I have a habit of taking care of things.
37:23I want to pay for everything.
37:25How about you, Shigemori?
37:27I'm good at taking care of things.
37:33You're good at it?
37:35What are you talking about?
37:36What are you good at?
37:38I'm good at taking care of things.
37:39What can I do for you?
37:42I want to know.
37:43What can I do for you?
37:45What can I do for you?
37:47He doesn't have a lot of private time.
37:50But his biggest problem is his job.
37:53Can't you do something about it?
37:55I can't.
37:56You can't?
37:57I don't have a lot of money.
38:01You're so strict.
38:03I'm about to cry.
38:05I'm about to cry.
38:08You're working so hard.
38:10You should do something for Shigemori.
38:13You've been doing it for many years.
38:15I've learned how to make money by myself.
38:22You've learned how to make money by yourself?
38:25I'm going to be in this era.
38:28No way!
38:29I see.
38:30I'm going to be famous on YouTube.
38:32I want to do my best on YouTube.
38:34YouTube?
38:35I want to be the best voice actor.
38:40Really?
38:41I want to make a channel to listen to my voice.
38:46That's amazing.
38:48You're a good producer.
38:51I want to be a good actress.
38:55That's amazing.
38:58You've been doing it by yourself.
39:01That's amazing.
39:02I want to do it.
39:04I'm going to be famous.
39:05You're going to ask me to do a collaboration with you.
39:10You're going to ask me to do a collaboration with you.
39:13I'm in a good mood now.
39:15Why?
39:16I'm in a good mood now.
39:17If you don't do a collaboration with me, I'll lose my job.
39:19You'll lose your job.
39:20I'll lose my job.
39:21You'll lose your job.
39:22You'll lose your job.
39:23You'll lose something.
39:25I want to make Sanma's ears pierce.
39:28Next is...
39:32Nishimori, the monster engine, a comedian from Higashi-Osaka.
39:38He first showed his original invention to Sanma a year ago.
39:51It's fun to watch.
39:54He has shown his invention many times over the past year.
40:00How many times have you challenged me today?
40:02It's the 11th time.
40:05You don't usually give me a chance like this.
40:09This is part of my life cycle.
40:15Nishimori, what is the theme of your 11th invention?
40:20Come on, come on!
40:21It's called Revenge.
40:22I've made something to make Sanma's Shinkansen life more fulfilling.
40:30He made this for Sanma, who eats a lot on the Shinkansen.
40:34It's a device that uses a pet bottle rocket to take out the table in an instant.
40:45He did it!
40:49It took him three days, but he was able to finish his invention.
40:53I threw it away.
40:55I was so angry.
40:56It took me so long, but I couldn't do anything.
40:59I threw it away like this.
41:01I threw it away in pieces.
41:05He's aiming for revenge with a perfect posture.
41:09This time, I used a device with bones.
41:12The destructive power of the pet bottle is too strong.
41:14It's a design that can withstand the impact.
41:19He spent three days to make his invention.
41:23This is the device that can be used on the Shinkansen.
41:30After this, we'll show you a shocking video.
41:37I don't want to do this anymore!
41:45For Sanma, who eats a lot on the Shinkansen,
41:48Nishimori spent more than three days to make his invention.
41:52This is the device that can be used on the Shinkansen.
41:56What is this?
41:58This time, we have two devices.
42:00It's a device that can fire two of these at the same time.
42:04There are two pet bottle rockets in this power game.
42:09If you fire this at the same time,
42:11you can take out a cloth-like object that can be used as a table,
42:14and you can use it as a tablecloth.
42:17Kawai sits down as Sanma,
42:19and Nishimori and Nagano fire the pet bottle.
42:23Please put it in the pet bottle.
42:26If I do this on the Shinkansen, I won't be able to use it.
42:29I won't be able to use it.
42:30I won't be able to use it.
42:31I won't be able to use it.
42:34It's usually in the back of Matsuo's room.
42:37I won't be able to use it.
42:39I want you to do it before it comes.
42:42Can I do it now?
42:43Yes.
42:44Please fill it up to the point where it won't fit anymore.
42:49I'm scared.
42:50OK.
42:53I see.
42:55If you blow it, it will pop in an instant and make a hole.
42:58I see.
43:00It's like a beauty salon.
43:02Oh, I see.
43:06If you succeed in this,
43:08the beauty salons all over the country will want this.
43:10It's amazing if you succeed.
43:14Do I have to take this off?
43:16Hold it with your fingers and pull it.
43:20You can't pull it yet.
43:21It will move down.
43:24How do I fix it?
43:26Hold it.
43:27Nagoya.
43:28Oh, no.
43:29Nagoya.
43:30Oh, no.
43:31Nagoya.
43:32I'm watching.
43:33Nagoya.
43:34No one is watching.
43:36I'm pulling it down.
43:38Can someone hold it for me?
43:42Let me pull it.
43:43Nagoya.
43:44Can I?
43:45But I can't help it.
43:49I can't help it.
43:56I'll do it.
43:58Nagoya.
43:59Nagoya.
44:00Nagoya.
44:01Nagoya.
44:02Nagoya.
44:03Nagoya.
44:043, 2, 1, zero.
44:12It's dangerous.
44:16I hate this.
44:19It's like a beauty salon.
44:22It's out of the hole on the way.
44:25It's too strong.
44:27The pet bottle is huge!
44:29It's so high up!
44:31It's all wet.
44:33It's all wet.
44:35It's all wet.
44:37Can we do it again?
44:39Yes, you can.
44:45Will Nishimori's second attempt be a success?
44:51Let's go to the limit.
44:53To the limit? That's scary.
44:55That's scary.
44:57Are you sure you're okay?
44:59I'm okay, I'm okay.
45:01It's all wet.
45:03You didn't put any effort into it.
45:05You didn't put any effort into it.
45:07Nagano is holding it.
45:11What are you holding?
45:15I'm surprised.
45:17It's a pet bottle.
45:19It's a pet bottle.
45:21What is it?
45:23You're supposed to be happy.
45:25You're supposed to be happy.
45:27You're supposed to be happy.
45:29Why did you jump?
45:31I was happy.
45:35Who is the best pet bottle today?
45:41Please open it.
45:43Please open it.
45:45Nagano, Gima, Nishimori.
45:47Nagano, Gima, Nishimori.
45:49Today's pet bottle is Nishimori.
45:57I'm glad we all did something summery.
45:59I'm glad we all did something summery.
46:01You made it just for that?
46:03We all made it.
46:05I want everyone to do it until they succeed.
46:07I want everyone to do it until they succeed.
46:09If I succeed, I'm going to cry.
46:11If I succeed, I'm going to cry.