Detentionaire S3E09 - Bed Bugged
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02:49Ok, oubliez ça, retournez-vous au lit.
02:51Seul vous pourrez porter un vesteur de nerd
02:53et vous faire ressembler au plus cool de Pies.
02:57Pourquoi... pourquoi est-ce qu'il y a des moments de rires ?
02:59Est-ce que Holger est un peu trop...
03:02gazoinki ?
03:04Non, non, non, Greta aime votre gazoinki.
03:07Je suis sûr qu'elle va l'aimer.
03:10Ok, tu seras Kimmy, je serai moi.
03:14Alors, Kimmy, j'ai vraiment apprécié le temps qu'on a...
03:18Lame !
03:19Ok, laissez-moi essayer encore.
03:21J'ai juste voulu dire que j'aime...
03:24Je veux dire...
03:25J'aime...
03:26J'aime, j'aime...
03:27Non !
03:28Kim Kim !
03:30Qu'est-ce qu'il y a ?
03:31Non !
03:32Stupide !
03:33C'est impossible !
03:35Oui, ok, je vais trouver un moyen de le dire.
03:37Juste donnez-moi du temps pour pratiquer
03:39ou je vais le faire mal, d'accord ?
03:44Yo, hermanos !
03:46What is it ?
03:48Holger write love poem that Lee thinking is bad.
03:51Now Holger sad.
03:54Dude, I never said it was bad, I...
03:58Who used mass amounts...
04:00Of make-up this morning to hide a huge zit on her nose ?
04:04Shh ! It's...
04:05Tony ?
04:07Hey, gross !
04:09I mean gross !
04:10I mean girl !
04:12Super casual ! Hey, what's up ?
04:16What ? I never like started it.
04:18I just like kind of made it worse.
04:20Oh, man !
04:22Dude, that text came from someone calling themselves...
04:24Shh !
04:25Do you think this could be my blackmailer ?
04:27Holger must finish rest of Gretche's present unless...
04:31Holger's whole idea is chuckle-making like poem ?
04:35No, Holger is...
04:37Yo, a letter, I say !
04:39Wow !
04:40And from the same smiley face eyes person !
04:43It's from my blackmailer !
04:45What's it say ?
04:46Dear President Fartines,
04:49If you don't want me to tell the principal you cheated
04:52on this morning's news...
04:57No way !
05:07Whose underwear is full of holes ?
05:09Hint, he's also in love with outcast Jenny ?
05:12Shh !
05:13It's Li Ping ?
05:14What ?
05:16Whatever !
05:17News flash !
05:18Rumors are lame !
05:19And so what anyway ?
05:25Enigma High !
05:26Rumor madness is sweeping the school
05:28on Chaz's Corner !
05:31With Chaz !
05:32Really ?
05:33We're supposed to deliver the news, not rumors !
05:35Ok, Captain Buzzkill, whatever !
05:37First, Tony's horrible abomination of a zit !
05:40Like a volcano on her face !
05:42Grab an umbrella, people !
05:44Now bad boy Ping has holes in his unmentionables !
05:47Enjoying the breeze ?
05:48Oh, and he's also in love with a nose-picker !
05:51There really is someone for everybody, huh Tina ?
05:53As Li Ping's wannabe girlfriend, any comment ?
05:56Just that rumors are... rumors !
05:59They're totally made-up garbage that have nothing to do with the truth !
06:03And, shh !
06:04I'd check my sources on that Li Jenny thing if I were you !
06:07Anyways, in more important news, the, uh, the fence !
06:10Wow ! Little kitty claws are out, people !
06:13Look out, meow !
06:15So, gossip fans, who is this, shh, character ?
06:18So I can shake their hand !
06:20What rumor will spread next ?
06:21How juicy will it be ?
06:23I like mine medium rare !
06:26Ooh !
06:27Even live, we're breaking news !
06:29Who had a garlic and onion bagel for breakfast
06:32and didn't brush her teeth ?
06:34Shh !
06:35It's Tina Queen !
06:37Let's just see for ourselves how bogus rumors are !
06:42Yikesy !
06:43Garlic and onion with peanut butter ?
06:47Cake City !
06:48Okay, people !
06:49I'm gonna do a super cool dance, and, uh, it's awesome,
06:53so no one laugh, okay ?
06:54Here it goes !
07:00Wow, I can't believe you did that !
07:02What choice did I have, bro ?
07:03My blackmailer said if I didn't, he'd totally turn me in !
07:06So you think Cam's dance being bad ?
07:10Uh, yeah, and embarrassing !
07:14But Li using same chuckle laugh as before
07:17when Holger be reading you Holger's love poem !
07:20No, Holger, I...
07:21Yo, press fart !
07:24Dude !
07:25What was that about ?
07:26Like this day wasn't bad enough ?
07:27Jeez !
07:30Quick !
07:31You telling truth, okay ?
07:33Is Holger's poem too embarrass-making ?
07:36Or Holger read to Greta ?
07:38Honestly ?
07:39Honestly !
07:40It's a little, uh, odd.
07:44But...
07:45Oh !
07:46So Holger be being, uh, a little embarrassing !
07:50Oh !
07:51So Holger be being, uh, a little, um, odd now !
07:56No, Holger, you're misunderstanding !
07:58Holger, go away and hide in shame !
08:01No, Holger !
08:02Come out of there !
08:06We'll talk about this later.
08:08I gotta get to detention.
08:12Li !
08:13Walk and talk ?
08:14Make it a jog and talk and sure !
08:16Otherwise I'll be late.
08:17I just wanna say,
08:18I don't believe any of this stupid gossip.
08:20Even if it might be true.
08:22I mean, you can like whoever you want.
08:24Right ?
08:25I mean, you know...
08:26What ?
08:27Yeah !
08:28I mean, no, no.
08:29This gossip is bogus.
08:30Me and Jen...
08:31Li !
08:32Ready to...
08:33Oh, hi.
08:34Never mind.
08:35See you inside.
08:36What are you waiting for ?
08:37A written invitation with the prune Danish on the side ?
08:41Get in and stay in !
08:43Well, according to the latest scandal sheets,
08:47I got me a pair of lovey-dovey tooty-patooty maraschino munchin' jailbirds.
08:52Well, let me make myself crystally clear.
08:56There will be no funny business in detention.
09:00And just in case, I added a smooch detector.
09:04One mushy move and...
09:12When they got your number they'll be coming for you
09:16Coming for you !
09:18Dude, what was with the water balloons ?
09:20I thought we was like tight.
09:21Dude, Captain Taubat has got problems.
09:24Check it !
09:25The smiley faces !
09:27Hit cam with a water balloon or else !
09:30Totally being blackmailed, bro.
09:32Whoa !
09:33You too ?
09:40Hogger ?
09:41Are you ever coming out ?
09:44Oh, hello, Zagreta.
09:46Hogger just making sure books and pens are comfortable in small space, ja ?
09:52I got your message this morning.
09:54What was the thing you had to say to me ?
09:57Oh, nothing ! No !
09:59No special love poem where Hogger pouring the heart out
10:02that best friend or old man times think is the bad and odd
10:06and chuckle embarrassed times making no !
10:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no !
10:14Oh, Greta, with the most splendorific unibrow !
10:18Framing your good and happy child sturgeon eyes !
10:21Only you may wear !
10:23The sweater of nerd and make look like coolest of pies !
10:31I'm here with the sweater of nerd girl herself.
10:33What do you think of the poem ?
10:35And what exactly is a sturgeon's eye ?
10:40Well...
10:41Hey, back off !
10:43Come on, study buddy, forget them !
10:46Oh, thank you, study buddy !
10:52So, what's so funny ?
10:54Didn't you see that ?
10:56It was priceless !
10:58That Swedish meatball just poured his heart out and someone shredded on him !
11:02You call that priceless ?
11:04Oh, since when did you care about losers in love ?
11:08Um, text me about it, I'm busy. Ciao, ciao !
11:14Lee, check this out !
11:22Yeah, kind of hard to talk in here.
11:26Yeah, I know, I rock ! Awesome !
11:29But I actually don't need to break out for a change.
11:32We're sort of checking Intel.
11:34Right, Intel. Find anything in there ?
11:37I know, I know, I'm working on it, okay ?
11:40Kind of cursed over here.
11:42Right.
11:43Anyways, at least you don't have to worry about the room farting on you.
11:47See ya, I've got some Intel to run on my own.
11:50Kimmy ? Intel ?
11:52You're living dangerously, Ping.
11:54And shut this door before Barrage comes back or he'll catch on.
11:58Oh, and I hate you, and also your phone should work in here now.
12:02All right, nice. Thank you, Biffy.
12:05Dude, I totally bought a paper from Grayson too.
12:08Everything was cool until I got this, the letter to water balloon you.
12:11Oh, and this.
12:13Dude, we're like so in the same boat on the exact same river.
12:16Same boat !
12:18Same river, the blackmailer riverboat queen !
12:24Need some work.
12:26Maybe...
12:28Ding, ding, man !
12:30We've got an awesome Threz idea coming up !
12:32We should totally, like, team up and catch that blackmailer, yo !
12:35Totally !
12:37Blackmailer Express !
12:40Same day delivery of threats and lies !
12:44Cam and Captain Top Hat will be, will be...
12:49What are we gonna be so I can sing about it ?
12:52We'll figure something out.
12:53Come on, we need to talk to Grayson. Stop.
12:56Okay, seriously, man, we gotta stop this.
12:59Hey, I agree, but how ?
13:01Like, tell us who else is being blackmailed and we'll...
13:03For my super secret anti-blackmailer express and unexpress that !
13:14So that work ?
13:16Yeah, hold on for a second, dude.
13:17Essay, maybe if you told us who else is on the list,
13:20we could, like, band together and stop this dude or dudette or whoever it is.
13:24Sorry, no can do.
13:26What ? Why not ?
13:28Look at this !
13:29The dreaded smiley eyes !
13:32The which ?
13:33Smiley face eyes, kinda lame, but some people do it.
13:36If you stay silent, maybe you'll be okay.
13:39Ah, dude, they're totally playing us, man !
13:42I still can't believe you have almost the same tattoo.
13:44What does this mean ?
13:46I don't remember getting this.
13:47As if my mom would allow it.
13:49I guess I always just thought it was the weirdest birthmark in the world.
13:52So, just between research conspiracy friends,
13:55what's the deal with you and Tina ?
13:59Lee of Pings, why you hate Holger so much ?
14:03What ? Holger, why would you even ask that ?
14:05Holger no tell anyone else poem, then everyone reading it out loud.
14:10And you think Holger poem is chuckle making from the start, in your bedroom !
14:16Wait, Holger !
14:17What was that all about ?
14:19Holger never told anyone else about that poem.
14:21Wait, I was on line with you.
14:23Are you...
14:24Shhh !
14:25You're the only person who can know about my underpants and Holger's poem.
14:29Hey, I heard the underpants part, okay, but then I totally hung up.
14:33But it is weird.
14:35Maybe someone else is like listening into your room.
14:38You're right.
14:39When I met Lynch, the reaper mat seemed to know about it.
14:42It's a bird time you met Lynch at the fairground at 10 o'clock this morning.
14:47And you think Holger's poem stupid from start, in your bedroom !
14:53Someone is listening into my room.
14:55The key !
14:56If Barrage checks in, tell him the door opened and I went looking for him.
15:00Then call me !
15:03Who ate dairy and now has terrible gas ?
15:06Shhh ! It's Brandy !
15:10I do not have gas !
15:16So, you're...
15:18Shhh !
15:19Oh yeah ? Prove it.
15:22Hmm, that's easy.
15:23Look at all these anonymous texts someone sent.
15:26Busted !
15:27Fine, but what I've got is way too fun to keep a secret.
15:31Come on, I know you'll want to see this.
15:33Ah, spreading bogus rumors isn't my idea of fun.
15:37Oh, they are so not bogus.
15:40Really ? How could you know this stuff ?
15:43Emo Joe had a tough sleep last night because his teddy bear was in the wash ?
15:47I'll show you.
15:49It's pretty awesome !
15:51Get in, let's go for a drive.
15:54Why is your cat wearing that ?
15:56Ah, no reason, let's go !
15:58I'm hungry, can we have lunch wherever we're going ?
16:02Ok, so Grayson is like out.
16:04But if we can find the rest of the blackmailees, maybe we could...
16:07Dude, another letter !
16:09Wow, and it's typed, man !
16:11Just when we were on to the smiley face eye thingy !
16:14You and Camillo must perform this duet before lunch is over or else...
16:22Wow, these lyrics suck like super bad !
16:26Oh man, we're gonna look like idiots again !
16:33No, it's gone, I can't believe it !
16:39A bug ? Seriously ?
16:44Cet odeur... des oeufs de sulfur...
16:46Quelqu'un est toujours là...
16:51Il est là, quelque part...
16:53Quoi ?
16:57Qui est là ? Qui êtes-vous ?
17:00Et hé, c'est moi !
17:15Voilà !
17:17Une salle d'entrée ?
17:19C'est la headquarters ?
17:21C'est magnifique !
17:23Ok, tu as mon attention !
17:26Tu appuies sur un de ces boutons et tu peux écouter tout ce qui se passe.
17:30Tout ce qui se passe ?
17:32Les enregistrements, ou quoi que ce soit.
17:34Voyons voir si ce garçon est toujours à la maison avec la flu.
17:36Où est-il ? Ah, oui !
17:39Copernicus contre Mega Newton !
17:43Mais j'ai le pouvoir des orbeaux !
17:47C'est plutôt drôle.
17:49Mais sérieusement, tu m'espionnais ?
17:54Tu ne voudrais pas savoir ?
17:56Où est le déjeuner ?
17:58Saunders, le déjeuner, hier !
18:02Saunders !
18:03Je reviendrai tout de suite. Ne touche rien.
18:07Biff ! Ma salle s'est buggée et quelqu'un s'est brisé dans ma maison et a volé mon clavier !
18:11Il a un motocycle !
18:12Oui, je sais tout ça !
18:13Bien, pas l'intruder, mais...
18:15Quoi ? Comment ?
18:16Pas de temps pour expliquer.
18:18Disons que j'ai mon œil sur le bug en question et c'est parti !
18:22Oui, je l'ai dans ma poche.
18:24Attends, je vais essayer quelque chose.
18:36Oh !
18:42Ok Biffy, suivez ce bug !
18:44Très bien ! Allez vers votre droite et vous allez vous rencontrer avec lui.
18:47Il faut y aller.
18:54Hey Biff ! Il m'attend !
18:56Lee ! C'est Holger de l'école qui s'appelle Locker de l'espoir !
19:00Salut mon ami, c'est bien de te revoir, mais c'est la pire fois de ma vie !
19:03Holger a besoin de savoir, a-t-il raconté à l'école de l'espoir ?
19:07Holger, sérieusement, je ne ferais jamais ça, d'accord ?
19:10Mais je dois vraiment aller... Hein ?
19:12Oh ! Holger le savait !
19:15Je vais te lire Nouveau !
19:20Je ne comprends pas, il joue avec moi !
19:23Alors, ta mère a réalisé ça pour buger les enfants à l'école ? Pourquoi ?
19:28Bonjour, je suis la maire de l'enseignement des parents.
19:30like to keep tabss on people, keeping tabs on people is part of the job.
19:33Come on, we probably should get back to school now.
19:35Yes, we should go back to school.
19:37But I kind of want to hear if anything else will go wild.
19:41Heard ? Told you it was fun.
19:43Ok. Five more minutes.
19:47Better for the skinkle-dorp soup, than painting with a pisel.
19:53What ? Where did he go ?
19:55Sooo.... What does Lee think ?
19:57Gretta's gonna love it, okay? I gotta go, buddy. Really gotta call Biffy.
20:00Bye, Lee! Oh, class is starting soon!
20:04Class? Oh, man! I gotta get back before detention is over.
20:07Come on, Biffy, pick up!
20:09He better keep an eye on that bug.
20:13Hey, guys! School Prez here.
20:15Me and my boy Cyrus have a song for you about love.
20:20My first crush, there's so many things that I wanna say
20:29Like I totally love you, and I don't want you to go away
20:39My heart goes pit-a-pat
20:43Cause your love's so irritating
20:49That's awful. Let me guess, more blackmailing.
20:55What in the name of high helicopters and chip-choppin' chimpanzees is going on?
21:00Why has the Detentionator 5000 been disabled?
21:03How should we know?
21:05I will get to the bottom of this.
21:07And if I find out you've been up to some chommy-gun foolery,
21:12there'll be Sam in the seventh level of heck to pay!
21:16Dismissed!
21:20What did I tell you about the door?
21:22Sorry, my bad.
21:23Never mind that.
21:25I've got a last known location on that bug.
21:27Just before I left Kimmy's, I mean the last time I saw the GPS coordinates,
21:32it stopped at a downtown casino called the Hydra.
21:36Then that's where the key is.
21:37Now that Cassandra's got both, she's probably gonna try to open that pyramid.
21:41I need it back.
21:42The Taz obviously thought it was pretty important for me to have.
21:45And you're obviously connected to this book in a totally weird way.
21:49So, what do you say? Next stop the Hydra?
21:53Let's do it. I have unfinished business with that key thief.