Masha and The Bear EP.27

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00:00:00BOTH GIGGLE
00:00:01MUSIC PLAYS
00:00:09BOTH GIGGLE
00:00:11BOTH GIGGLE
00:00:14THUNDER RUMBLES
00:00:17THUNDER RUMBLES
00:00:19THUNDER RUMBLES
00:00:22Whoa! Sweet!
00:00:25Oh! Wow!
00:00:27Hey! Huh?
00:00:29Sweet!
00:00:31Yeah! Ha-ha!
00:00:33Ooh!
00:00:35WHISTLE BLOWS
00:00:37Ooh! Ooh!
00:00:39WHISTLE BLOWS
00:00:41WHISTLE BLOWS
00:00:43Oh! Sweet!
00:00:45WHISTLE BLOWS
00:00:47THUNDER RUMBLES
00:00:49Ooh! Hmm.
00:00:51Whoa! Whoa!
00:00:53THUNDER RUMBLES
00:00:55GRUNTS
00:00:57GASPS
00:01:01Boo!
00:01:03Bear, make the princess a necklace, please.
00:01:06GASPS
00:01:13GASPS
00:01:17What if we play a game instead, Bear?
00:01:20GASPS
00:01:22You can be the princess!
00:01:24GASPS
00:01:26Huh?
00:01:40GASPS
00:01:42No! Princesses don't eat that stuff!
00:01:44Hmm.
00:01:46Hm-hm!
00:01:52Oh!
00:01:54Oh!
00:01:56Hmm.
00:01:58Ah!
00:02:00Hmm!
00:02:02Hmm!
00:02:04Hmm!
00:02:06Hmm!
00:02:08Hmm!
00:02:10Hmm!
00:02:12Hmm!
00:02:14Did you forget about my necklace?
00:02:22GASPS
00:02:24GIGGLES
00:02:26GASPS
00:02:28GIGGLES
00:02:30GASPS
00:02:32GASPS
00:02:34WHISTLE BLOWS
00:02:36WHISTLE BLOWS
00:02:42SNORES
00:02:46SNORES
00:02:48No, I'm not the princess.
00:02:50I'm the queen now.
00:02:52SNORES
00:02:54Oh, hey!
00:02:56Whee-hee! My dear horsey!
00:03:00Whoa!
00:03:02GASPS
00:03:04Oh!
00:03:06GIGGLES
00:03:08GIGGLES
00:03:10GASPS
00:03:12GASPS
00:03:14GIGGLES
00:03:16Sweet!
00:03:18GIGGLES
00:03:20Hello, and welcome to my royal kingdom!
00:03:22GIGGLES
00:03:24Aw!
00:03:26GASPS
00:03:28GASPS
00:03:30GASPS
00:03:32Mmm! Sweet!
00:03:38Hey, princess! Look here!
00:03:40GASPS
00:03:44This is my unicorn!
00:03:46GASPS
00:03:48GIGGLES
00:03:52GIGGLES
00:03:54Sweet!
00:03:56More excitement!
00:03:58Show me more emotion!
00:04:00Imagine it was a dragon,
00:04:02and it was about to take you away!
00:04:04Uh-huh.
00:04:06GASPS
00:04:08Not like that!
00:04:10Aw!
00:04:12This is what it looks like when you're taken away!
00:04:14WAAA!
00:04:16GASPS
00:04:18GASPS
00:04:20COUGHS
00:04:22COUGHS
00:04:24SNAPS FINGERS
00:04:26Mmm!
00:04:28GASPS
00:04:30GASPS
00:04:32GASPS
00:04:34GASPS
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00:04:38Oh, yeah! Time for a dragon chase!
00:04:40GASPS
00:04:42GASPS
00:04:44GASPS
00:04:46GASPS
00:04:48GIGGLES
00:04:50GASPS
00:04:52GASPS
00:04:54GIGGLES
00:04:56SCREAMS
00:04:58SQUEAKS
00:05:02GASPS
00:05:08WHA-HA-HA!
00:05:10PANTS
00:05:12WHIMPERS
00:05:20GASPS
00:05:22GIGGLES
00:05:24Woo!
00:05:25Oops.
00:05:26Ha ha!
00:05:27Ugh.
00:05:28Oh.
00:05:29Ah.
00:05:30Hee hee hee.
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:32Ah!
00:05:33Ah!
00:05:34Hee hee hee.
00:05:36Ah.
00:05:37Oh!
00:05:38Ha ha.
00:05:39Ah.
00:05:40Ah.
00:05:41Oh.
00:05:42Oh no.
00:05:43Now you're in trouble.
00:05:46Nyah.
00:05:48Ah!
00:05:49Ah.
00:05:49Ah.
00:05:53Hey! Hold on!
00:05:59Ah!
00:06:00Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:06:03Hmph!
00:06:05Ah!
00:06:06Hold on!
00:06:07Ah!
00:06:08Ah!
00:06:09Ah!
00:06:11Ah!
00:06:12Ah!
00:06:13Ah!
00:06:14Ah!
00:06:15Ah!
00:06:18Hey, princess!
00:06:20You forgot your phone out here!
00:06:22Oh!
00:06:25Ah!
00:06:28And then they ran away from here, happily ever after.
00:06:33Fine, I'm done playing princess.
00:06:36And now, bear, you're going to be a helicopter!
00:06:41Hmph!
00:06:53Hmph!
00:06:58Who came to grace us with his presence?
00:07:02Hmph!
00:07:04Are you?
00:07:05It can't! Are you the king?
00:07:08Really?
00:07:11Hmph!
00:07:12Oh, goodness gracious!
00:07:14It's not a proper welcome for a king!
00:07:17Hmph!
00:07:20It's not fit for a king to arrive with no welcoming committee!
00:07:29Your Royal Magic Street, come on now!
00:07:31Please go back and arrive one more time.
00:07:47Hmph!
00:07:50Hmph!
00:07:55But that's our bear!
00:07:57Allow me to escort you to his humble abode.
00:08:00Hmph!
00:08:09Hmph!
00:08:10I would imagine that it's not fit for a king to just walk about.
00:08:17It's not fit for a king to bend and pick berries.
00:08:26It's not fit for a king, no, not at all!
00:08:38But it's not fit for a king to fix cars like that.
00:08:42Not for a king, I tell you. That is not what kings should do!
00:08:53Uh-oh, it's not fit for a king to rub noses with bears.
00:09:02Kings are not supposed to wash dirty dishes!
00:09:06And it's not fit for a king to clean up messes, I am telling you!
00:09:16Oh, what are you thinking?
00:09:19Is it really proper for a king to fish for some fish and get messy?
00:09:26Is it really proper for a king to fish for some fish and get mosquito bites?
00:09:39On vacation, King Lion the Third.
00:09:42In my royal absence, the crown will be temporarily bestowed on Queen Mariana 101.
00:09:48It's for me? I'm the queen?
00:09:52Why am I winning when I have a kingdom to rule?
00:09:58Wow!
00:10:01His Royal Majesty made me his new favorite queen!
00:10:22It's not fit for a queen to use her own feet.
00:10:26I want a queen-mobile! A queen-mobile!
00:10:52You dare to raise your paw?
00:10:57Ah, then I praise you for your service to me!
00:11:07To the palace!
00:11:22Hmm, it's not fit for a queen to have such a small house.
00:11:26Hey, people! All hands to the palace building!
00:11:51Uh-oh.
00:11:59See? You can do it when I force you to.
00:12:02Okay, you go and prepare a piece fit for a queen.
00:12:08And you build me topiaries, aviaries, and fountains.
00:12:12I have to check if all's up to royal standards.
00:12:18Woo-hoo! I like this a lot! A royal affair!
00:12:28The people I'm ruling are actually not bad.
00:12:36That's what I call a good fit!
00:12:40Wow, now this I like a lot! A great army!
00:12:45What's good for the queen is what's good for her people.
00:12:50I am so regally majestic, so magnificently imperial.
00:12:56We are ready for our royal food!
00:13:00Hey! What is up with you?
00:13:03Come on! It's the queen's order!
00:13:06You must obey your queen!
00:13:30I can't!
00:13:36Whoa!
00:13:41While you're getting ready to have your dinner,
00:13:44I am being dethroned around and stuff!
00:13:47I am the queen!
00:13:50I am the queen!
00:13:53I am the queen!
00:13:56I am being dethroned around and stuff!
00:14:00Don't you dare telling your queen to be quiet!
00:14:05It's not fit for a queen to stand in the corner!
00:14:11Something happened to me.
00:14:14The power has gotten to my head.
00:14:21It's not good at all. Oh no!
00:14:25I realize standing in the corner just now.
00:14:29It's not fit for a royal to alienate their people.
00:14:55Rosie, it's not for you!
00:14:58It's for the princess!
00:15:06Bear! Come over here! Let's play!
00:15:09Papa! Papa!
00:15:12I want to play!
00:15:15I want to play!
00:15:18I want to play!
00:15:21I want to play!
00:15:24Papa! Papa!
00:15:29I'm a princess.
00:15:32Bear, you'll be a dragon.
00:15:37Rosie's the knight.
00:15:40And here's our war horse.
00:15:45I am so great and marvelous
00:15:49in the world.
00:15:52Oh help me! Oh save me!
00:15:55Dragon! Dragon!
00:15:59Don't just stand there.
00:16:01Come on now. It's time to roar.
00:16:09Oh no! I'm scared!
00:16:11A dragon took me away!
00:16:15There is a knight who will come to rescue me.
00:16:18I will fight you.
00:16:22Oh no!
00:16:47This isn't right.
00:16:49You ruined it all!
00:16:52We'll have to play again.
00:16:59Here, this time you'll be a princess.
00:17:04And you, Rosie, will be my fellow horse.
00:17:09Let's go, my horse.
00:17:11We'll fight the dragon!
00:17:14Hooray!
00:17:19Hooray!
00:17:25Hooray!
00:17:32Hey you!
00:17:36Hey you, dragon!
00:17:39Get off the princess. I will fight you.
00:17:44Bear, was that on purpose?
00:17:47We'll have to play it again, I guess.
00:17:52Take off the crown.
00:18:06Perfect!
00:18:18Weehee!
00:18:21Weehee!
00:18:24Weehee!
00:18:27Weehee!
00:18:30Baba! Baba! Baba!
00:18:33Weehee!
00:18:36Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop.
00:18:40Weehee!
00:18:43Weehee!
00:18:47Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop.
00:18:50Um, Weehee?
00:18:59The dragon is down.
00:19:03The princess is safe.
00:19:08The dragon is down. The princess is safe.
00:19:11We had a lovely time.
00:19:15Hey, Rosie, what is wrong this time?
00:19:19What is it? Do you all want to play again?
00:19:24Okay, then. You asked for it.
00:19:30Beware of the dragon!
00:19:37Beware of the dragon!
00:19:40Beware of the dragon!
00:19:43Beware of the dragon!
00:19:47Beware of the dragon!
00:19:50Beware of the dragon!
00:19:53Roar!
00:19:56The dragon is hungry.
00:19:59Nom, nom!
00:20:02Weehee!
00:20:05No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:20:08No, no, no, no, no!
00:20:11What are you staring at?
00:20:14Save your little princess!
00:20:17Or else I'm going to eat her!
00:20:20Nom, nom!
00:20:23No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:20:30Oh, pancakes!
00:20:34Hey, princess, come down.
00:20:37The dragon will settle at the pancakes.
00:20:45Princesses shouldn't eat pancakes.
00:20:49But dragons? Whatever they want!
00:21:14Oh, pancakes!
00:21:17Oh, pancakes!
00:21:20Oh, pancakes!
00:21:23Oh, pancakes!
00:21:26Oh, pancakes!
00:21:29Oh, pancakes!
00:21:32Oh, pancakes!
00:21:35Oh, pancakes!
00:21:38Oh, pancakes!
00:21:41Ooh!
00:21:46Hmm.
00:21:53Me too! Me too!
00:21:56I want to have some holidays here too!
00:21:59Yahoo!
00:22:02We will throw a party!
00:22:05That means, dear bunny, that everyone should wear a costume!
00:22:10Oh! What to do? I don't have a good costume!
00:22:15A costume! I need to get a costume!
00:22:25But then who? Who should I be dressed as?
00:22:30Only a miracle can save me!
00:22:35Magic! I need to use magic!
00:22:47I am the fairest of the fairies!
00:22:52I am the fairest of the fairies!
00:23:04Oh yeah! And what are all the others doing?
00:23:21I am the fairest of the fairies!
00:23:47No, no, no!
00:23:50Oh!
00:23:53Oh!
00:24:11Hi everyone!
00:24:13What's the problem?
00:24:17That's what I'm for!
00:24:25How great it is to be all powerful!
00:24:29I am the fairest of the fairies!
00:24:45No, that's not a problem! I will fix it in no time!
00:24:53See? It is not a holiday without me!
00:25:00Well, the midnight is still far away!
00:25:17So, now it's time to dress you up!
00:25:29I am the fairest of the fairies!
00:25:59I am the fairest of the fairies!
00:26:18Hey time, why can't you be still?
00:26:29I am the fairest of the fairies!
00:26:33I am the fairest of the fairies!
00:27:04I am the fairest of the fairies!
00:27:18Okay, the party wasn't great.
00:27:23But look what a good harvest we have in here!
00:27:28Oops!
00:27:31No! I should not believe in miracles!
00:27:35Oh, no!
00:27:38Oh, no!
00:27:40Oh, no!
00:27:42Oh, no!
00:27:44Oh, no!
00:27:46Oh, no!
00:27:48Oh, no!
00:27:50Oh, no!
00:27:52Oh, no!
00:27:54Oh, no!
00:27:56Oh, no!
00:27:58Oh, no!
00:28:00Oh, no!
00:28:02Oh, no!
00:28:04Oh, no!
00:28:12Oh, no!
00:28:14Oh, no!
00:28:28Oh, no!
00:28:30Hmph!
00:28:43Oh, help me!
00:28:52Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!
00:29:00Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:29:03Oops!
00:29:20Hmph!
00:29:30Hmph!
00:29:55Hmph!
00:30:00Look at this! It's so gorgeous!
00:30:03I learned from the fashion press Rules of how to impress
00:30:07Coz if beauty's not arresting No one finds it interesting
00:30:12It's so tiring And uninspiring
00:30:17But I know How to change from head to toe
00:30:22Here's a tip!
00:30:24I learned from the fashion press Rules of how to impress
00:30:29Head to toe! Cream and powder, foundation
00:30:32For the basic transformation
00:30:34Then it's time to take it up a notch
00:30:38Shallows, blush and glossy lipstick
00:30:41That should work and do a nice trick
00:30:43I'll become more swan green, just you watch!
00:30:59I tried hard but all in vain
00:31:26Caused myself a lot of pain
00:31:28If the truth is oh-so-ugly Then I'd rather be a duckling
00:31:33I have to break up With straightening makeup
00:31:37I admit it That I went over the limit
00:31:42When I glance into the mirror Facts become a little clearer
00:31:46I look really scary if you stop
00:31:50In the eye of the beholder Is the truth that's so much bolder
00:31:55Stingy beauty's never good enough
00:32:25Stingy beauty's never good enough
00:32:55Oh
00:33:25Oh
00:33:55Oh
00:34:25Oh
00:34:55Oh
00:35:25Oh
00:35:55We don't have don't think we have a thing like this one we have nothing like that for sure
00:36:25Oh
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00:42:55Oh
00:43:13Do I have to choose my future profession
00:43:18It is a very serious business
00:43:21Oh, I will pick a career that no one will dare to laugh at
00:43:30That is a very serious job, it's nothing to joke about and no kidding about it, too
00:43:50I'd rather be a doctor. I just don't want anyone laughing at me ever
00:44:13Teacher they giggle they get an F. They laugh out loud. They go to see the principal
00:44:20Oh
00:44:42Hello
00:44:45When you are feeling sad
00:44:54When everything has been so
00:45:00Just let the tell that's new
00:45:07And sing a funny song
00:45:15This is the new your sense of you
00:45:30Cuz everybody
00:45:44Oh
00:45:55Well, it's like for now I'm good for nothing at all
00:46:15Thing I'm good for I can make everybody laugh friends laugh at you
00:46:26You make them happier this way
00:46:32Life should be funny
00:46:44That everything is okay
00:47:14Oh
00:47:44Oh
00:48:14Oh
00:48:44Oh
00:49:15Here
00:49:38What a crocodile
00:49:41Oh
00:49:46There's a wolf over there, let's run don't forget the snowball
00:49:58Okay, okay
00:50:06Is this a bunny too
00:50:11Here's the wolf again
00:50:16So then where
00:50:24What's this a bunny
00:50:29Really
00:50:30Then this is a wolf
00:50:33Is this the wolf? Well, is this the wolf?
00:50:40Wolf wolf wolf wolf
00:51:10Oh
00:51:40Oh
00:52:10I
00:52:36Think I can
00:52:40Oh
00:53:10Oh
00:53:37Bear you know nothing at all, you know
00:53:40Oh, yeah
00:54:11Oh
00:54:19What if he sneezes
00:54:41We were just kinda, you know
00:54:50That well it sort of happened like this
00:55:04It's a perfect day to ride in a sleigh
00:55:10Oh
00:55:40Oh
00:55:53Why is he speeding like that
00:56:02Well, you know the rest
00:56:10Oh
00:56:37Wow
00:56:40Oh
00:57:10Oh
00:57:40Oh
00:58:01And we are home
00:58:10Oh
00:58:12Oh
00:58:39Wow
00:58:43This is so cool
00:58:50Stop now
00:58:59Where are the brakes on this thing?
00:59:12Oh
00:59:34I'll be really good. I'll be good. I'll be good if you want to use a belt
00:59:42I
00:59:55Deserve it
01:00:12Oh
01:00:42Merry Christmas
01:01:12Oh
01:01:42Oh
01:02:12Oh
01:02:42Oh
01:03:12What fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh jingle bells
01:03:42Oh
01:03:47What fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh jingle bells jingle bells
01:04:09That was Santa Claus, oh, yeah
01:04:13Oh
01:04:39All right
01:04:42You need the bed rest
01:05:12Oh
01:05:16Wait, oh, this is not for me no way
01:05:42Tradition
01:05:45To get gifts that Santa brought
01:05:50Santa did complete his mission and found out who's nice who's not
01:05:58We're expecting lots of presents
01:06:03Cannot wait for Christmas Eve
01:06:07But it's better to be pleasant
01:06:10Oh
01:06:26We need to help this tree
01:06:34There you go
01:06:40Oh
01:07:10Oh