The Buzz In Snuffy's Bonnet (Snuffy Smith)
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00:00Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright
00:24Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin' with all of my might
00:33Yay!
00:35Bubble, bubble, toil's no trouble Use two hands and things shine double
00:45Louise, stop washing my mouth out with soap I swear I'll never cuss again
00:55I should have known it was busy, Buzz-Buzz. That child's gonna clean me out of house and home
01:06Oh, morning, Uncle Snuffy. Where are you going?
01:09I'm gonna shoot me a possum
01:11But your shotguns are dirty
01:13Oh, no it ain't. This gun is clean as a whistle
01:19Yep, clean as a whistle
01:22Oh, I don't mean the inside. I mean the outside
01:26This is the way we beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep
01:31This is the way we beep-beep-beep on a Sunday morning
01:38Busy, why do you buzz when you work?
01:40Because I don't know all the words
01:46The last piece. I'm up to the last piece
01:51Whatcha doing, Uncle Barney?
01:53I've been putting this picture puzzle together for three months
01:57Now it's finished. Louise, come quick, it's finished
02:01Oh, look at that dirty, dirty old smoke
02:06Oh, yet this won't sweep away
02:11I guess I'll just have to throw it away
02:14Dirty old, messy old smoke
02:17But I swear it was all here a minute ago
02:20Oh, quit fooling now, Honey Pot. You know that I'm busy
02:24Busy? That's it. That's where my puzzle's gone
02:28Louise, that niece of yours is driving us out of our minds
02:32Clean out of our minds
02:34She's gotta stop cleaning
02:36Oh, Honey Pot, she don't know no better
02:39Why, she don't need a baby
02:41Then how come she don't play baby games?
02:43Well, she don't know none
02:45Well, then we'll teach her some
02:47That's it. When she plays, she can't clean
02:51Snuffy, you're a genius
02:53I knows it, I knows it
02:57Now this here baby game is called hide and seek
03:00Now you're it
03:02Now we'll hide, and you gotta seek us
03:05Close your eyes and count to ten
03:07One, twenty-three, thirteen, three, seventeen, six, nine, ten
03:12Now you're not here at home
03:15I thought you said this well was dry
03:18It must have rained
03:20What if she never finds us?
03:22How's that ding-dong long we gotta stay here?
03:26I don't know. I never played this game before
03:30The way I looks at it, either she catches us, or we catches pneumonia
03:36Yeah, there's a third possibility. We could catch her
03:40Catch her? I prefers pneumonia
03:44And now to sweep the forest floor
03:47Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
03:49To dust the tree is just no chore
03:52Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
03:55The birds are giving her flowers
03:59The squirrels are giving her nuts
04:02By George, that deer is kissing her
04:06Red balls of fire
04:08What do you expect from a bunch of dumb animals?
04:13Well, it's one thing not to be clean
04:15But this making mud pies is ridiculous
04:18Well, it's our only hope
04:20We gotta prove to that child that being dirty can be fun
04:24Busy bus boys, come to Uncle Snuffy
04:28This here's a mud pie. Try making one. It's fun
04:34Patty cake, patty cake, make some mud pies
04:37Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
04:38Ain't that sweet?
04:40Come, my sweet uncles, you will be surprised
04:43Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
04:46Well, you made that mess right good
04:49Like a little girl should
04:51Oh, Land of Goshen, what is this mess?
04:55This mess is mud, that's what
04:57We made her one of us
04:59Oh, my stars, and I was a-hopin' she'd make you one of her
05:03Now for the fun part
05:06She just dirtied the floor so she'd have something to clean
05:11Well, if you can't beat them, join them
05:13Barney, ain't that a piece of lint on your jacket?
05:15Say, ain't that a piece of hay on your shirt?
05:17Ain't that a speck of dust on your hat?
05:19How about that patch of dirt on your pants, old snuff?
05:22Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep