The great Indian Kapil show 2024 | Comedy nights With kapil sharma

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Join me as I challenge myself to see if I can make the funniest jokes about this actor without cracking up!

Kapil Sharma is a master of comedy, and his unique style has us all in stitches. But what makes him truly special is his ability to poke fun at anyone, including this particular actor who seems to be his favorite target. Throughout the show, Kapil's jokes about this actor have become a highlight reel of their own, and today, we're going to explore what makes them so hilarious.

The challenge with Kapil's humor is that it's relentless - he just won't stop making jokes about this actor, no matter how many times he's been asked to. And the actor, well, he's just got to take it on the chin and laugh along with the rest of us. I think what makes it so funny is that the actor never really knows when Kapil is going to strike next, so he's always on edge, waiting for the next joke to land.

But despite the constant ribbing, the actor never seems to take offense, and that's what makes their dynamic so special. It's clear that they have a deep respect for each other, and that's what allows them to play along and have so much fun with it.

The actor's reactions are often the best part of the whole thing - he'll try to defend himself, but Kapil is always one step ahead, ready with the next zinger. And the audience, of course, eats it all up - they can't get enough of this comedic cat-and-mouse game.

Let's take a look at some of the funniest moments from the show where Kapil's jokes about the actor had us all in tears. There was the time when Kapil made a joke about the actor's hairstyle, and the actor just lost it, laughing so hard he had to hold onto the couch for support.

Or how about the time when Kapil started teasing the actor about his fashion sense, and the actor responded by making a joke about Kapil's own clothes? The audience was in hysterics, and even Kapil couldn't help but crack a smile.

And then there was the time when Kapil made a joke about the actor's dancing skills, and the actor responded by busting out some seriously smooth moves. The crowd went wild, and even Kapil was impressed.

But perhaps the most memorable joke came when Kapil started teasing the actor about his acting skills, saying that he was so bad, he could make even the most dramatic scene seem boring. The actor's response was priceless - he started doing this over-the-top, melodramatic acting bit that had the whole audience in stitches.

Kapil's wit is unparalleled, and the actor's ability to take it all in stride is what makes their dynamic so special. They've got this incredible chemistry that just makes us want to watch them over and over again.

That's all for today, folks - I hope you enjoyed this hilarious journey through Kapil's jokes about this actor. Let me know in the comments what your favorite joke was, and don't forget to check out more of our comedy content.

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00:00A big round of applause for Badshah, Divine and Karan Aujla.
00:13Badshah, tell us something.
00:14Your name is Aditya Pratik Singh Srisodhi.
00:16You named yourself Badshah.
00:17You contacted us before Rapper Union.
00:19We got to know that you named yourself Badshah.
00:20There were only 3-4 people in Malad.
00:21Brother, now we are Rapper Union.
00:24Divine, your raps have very unique titles.
00:27Like Remand, Punne Paap, Gonegar, Gully Gang.
00:31Have you hired a writer from Tihar Jail?
00:37What's the matter, King?
00:39You have such a big bomb?
00:41This bomb is small.
00:43No, not this one.
00:44The moment you went there, I saw a huge bomb.
00:53I want to see it.
00:55Give me a kiss.
00:57I am scared.
01:23Hello.
01:30Good evening.
01:34Ajna ji.
01:43Ajna ji, this is custom officer Pushpendra Singh.
01:47People call me Pinky Pinky.
01:50Ajna ji, these days people come up with such tricks.
01:53They run away with expensive things.
01:55Customers get very tensed.
01:57We had a doubt on one uncle that he was taking gold.
02:00But nothing came out.
02:02So we said sorry and told him to go.
02:04He smiled and said thank you.
02:06He was caught saying thank you.
02:07He had 4 golden teeth.
02:11I took out those 4.
02:15I took out the remaining 28 too.
02:18He asked me to leave the smart ones.
02:20I said you don't have any brains.
02:23What will you do with the smart ones?
02:25I have deposited 4 teeth in the office.
02:27I have deposited 28 teeth in Dada ji's office.
02:29So he doesn't eat mangoes.
02:31He eats them by cutting them.
02:34I am telling you, people come up with such schemes.
02:38One man was hiding gold in such a place.
02:41When we took it out and washed it, it turned out to be silver.
02:45Look at this.
02:48But I will tell you one thing.
02:50No one can escape our eyes.
02:53You won't believe it.
02:54When I wake up in the morning and see the mirror.
02:56If I have a doubt on myself.
02:57I take off my clothes twice.
03:00I am saying that I don't have any illegal stuff.
03:03Why are you forcing me?
03:04Hello, come here.
03:06Who stopped her?
03:07Sorry sir, we stopped her.
03:09Can such a hot girl do any illegal work?
03:12Why did you stop her?
03:15Sir, her bag...
03:17I am not asking you to stop her.
03:19If you stopped her, why didn't you tell me?
03:21Come here.
03:22Do you have 10 rupees?
03:24Yes sir.
03:25Go out and eat chocolate.
03:26Take her too.
03:28I don't like chocolate, sir.
03:30You fool.
03:31If you eat chocolate, I will eat sushi.
03:35Get out of here.
03:38Hello.
03:39Hi.
03:40Excuse me.
03:41Are you a senior custom officer?
03:43I am Abbas Mastan.
03:45Come here.
03:47You are selling a white uniform at the airport.
03:49You are a handsome officer.
03:50You must be a customer, right?
03:51Yes.
03:52Show me your boarding card.
03:53Here.
03:55Phoolmati.
03:56Why did you take grandma's boarding card?
03:57Where is yours?
03:58This is my name.
03:59Phoolmati.
04:01Phoolmati is your name?
04:02Yes.
04:03Wow.
04:04Your packaging is like that of Netflix.
04:07Your name is like that of Aloknath's niece.
04:09Come here.
04:13Where are you coming from?
04:14Well, I am coming from Dubai.
04:15I went for a business meeting with my boss.
04:18Oh.
04:20Tell me the truth.
04:21Where is the gold?
04:22I don't have gold.
04:23What?
04:24You went to Dubai with your boss for a week.
04:26He didn't give you any gold.
04:29You can go with me for two hours.
04:30My mother will give you two gold bangles.
04:34Excuse me.
04:35I don't want your mother's gold bangles.
04:37Then what will you do with your father's pyjamas?
04:42Show me your bag.
04:44Show me your bag.
04:46Oh.
04:48What is this?
04:50Gold balls?
04:54This is a lollipop.
04:55I am taking it for my boyfriend.
04:56Okay.
04:57When you want to take something from your boyfriend..
04:58Yes.
04:59..then you take LV, Gucci, Prada..
05:01..and give your boyfriend a lollipop worth 1.5 rupees.
05:04Wow.
05:06You girls are amazing.
05:08What is this?
05:10Lollipop?
05:11What is this?
05:12That's my make-up kit.
05:13Oh.
05:14Language is different.
05:16In English, it's called make-up.
05:17In Hindi, it's called lollipop.
05:21Look, we don't do make-up for boys.
05:23We do make-up for ourselves.
05:24It's called self-love.
05:25We do it for our happiness.
05:27You do it for your happiness?
05:28Yes.
05:29Then why do you post it on Instagram..
05:30..and ask people for likes and comments?
05:32What?
05:34You post a picture of two peices..
05:36..and then you post..
05:37..hashtag peice.
05:39Peice.
05:40They have ruined our peice.
05:46On top of that, you have such a big name.
05:47Innocent Lovely.
05:48Tell me.
05:51How do you know my Instagram handle?
05:52There is a first comment on every post of yours.
05:55Of Sweety.
05:58Sweety, who is that Sweety?
05:59That's Pinky.
06:02You?
06:06Forget it.
06:07We can't do a lot of work openly.
06:11Look, sir.
06:12My boyfriend is waiting for me outside.
06:13Please help me.
06:14Let him do it.
06:15He will wait till his boyfriend comes.
06:18They don't wait till they get married.
06:22Move.
06:23Move.
06:24Move.
06:26You people..
06:28What?
06:29You people are doing a lot of wrong with me.
06:31Boss, where are your clothes?
06:33She is taking them off.
06:34What?
06:35Come here, you Spanish witch.
06:38Why are you so shameless, boss?
06:39Aren't you ashamed to roam around naked at the airport?
06:41Listen.
06:42Your men have taken off my clothes.
06:44So what?
06:45Should I take your eyes off?
06:46Have you come to your grandma's house?
06:47They are decent people.
06:48You are doing everything wrong.
06:50Is it?
06:51Yes.
06:52Take the secretary to Dubai every week..
06:53..and show him Burj Khalifa.
06:57And we are doing wrong.
06:58Wow.
06:59Should I tell your wife..
07:00..that you are roaming around Dubai with a girl?
07:02His wife knows everything.
07:04Should I tell your boyfriend..
07:05..that you have gone to Dubai to see Burj Khalifa..
07:07..with an extra-toned man?
07:09He also knows everything.
07:10Yes.
07:11Listen to me.
07:12Yes.
07:13When you people are so open-minded..
07:14..then why do you have to spend so much in Dubai?
07:16Go to Nana Nani Park after 7 o'clock.
07:18No one comes there.
07:21Tell me where the gold is.
07:22I will pull out the towel.
07:23You will be ashamed in 192 countries.
07:27And you will have to write..
07:30..Netflix on the side.
07:31Naked humor.
07:34Listen, you don't know me.
07:36I will make a phone call..
07:37..and you will be transferred.
07:39Really?
07:40Yes.
07:41Then make a missed call..
07:42..and give me a four-day leave.
07:43What?
07:44Give me a four-day leave.
07:46Do you think this is a joke?
07:49Don't you think so?
07:50No.
07:52He is making a trend..
07:53..and he thinks it is a joke.
07:54Move.
07:55Move.
07:56Move.
07:57Move.
07:58Move.
07:59Move.
08:00Move.
08:01Move.
08:02Move.
08:03Move.
08:04Move.
08:05Stop.
08:06Auto.
08:07Where are you going?
08:08Hello, auto.
08:09Tell them where we are going.
08:11Tell them.
08:12Comedy with a senior officer.
08:16I haven't done comedy with a senior officer.
08:18I have come to take the senior officer.
08:19Sir, welcome.
08:20Welcome.
08:21Come.
08:23I am a senior officer.
08:24This..
08:25I am a senior officer.
08:27I was getting a lot of complaints about you..
08:29..so I came here as a normal passenger..
08:31..to see how you behave with passengers.
08:40Sir.
08:41Yes.
08:42Are you a customer?
08:43Yes.
08:44No, I..
08:45Sorry, sir.
08:46No, no.
08:47Not sorry.
08:48I show him Burj Khalifa.
08:49No, no, sir.
08:50Burj Khalifa is not in Dubai.
08:53We are talking.
08:54Who is talking?
08:56You were making her my girlfriend.
08:58No, sir.
08:59She is my girlfriend.
09:00No.
09:01I mean..
09:02I mean..
09:03I mean..
09:05What do you mean?
09:06No.
09:07You will open my towel.
09:08No, sir.
09:09I..
09:10Sir, I..
09:11Do one thing.
09:12You wear my uniform.
09:13I will wear your towel.
09:16You are suspended.
09:18Suspended?
09:19Yes.
09:20Done?
09:21Yes.
09:22You will suspend me?
09:26You are dismissed.
09:28Dismissed?
09:29Yes.
09:30Is there anything under the pink underwear?
09:31No.
09:32Then how did you dismiss me?
09:33You have pink underwear.
09:37You okay?

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