LAS FIERBINTI 2024 | SEZON 25, EPISOD NOU 9 - SCOALA VIETII | NEDIFUZAT la TV | 2 Octombrie 2024
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01:00Mmmm
01:02It's good for me
01:04Good
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01:47Mmmmm
01:49Why are you angry? Why are you angry?
01:51Because I'm going to Balamuc?
01:55Oh, this is Dorel's hand
01:58Oh
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02:12Dorel, Dorel
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02:28Mmmmm
02:29What did you do, Dorel?
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04:20Oh my God, how many more women do you need?
04:23You don't have a wife and a lover.
04:26Do you want this one now?
04:28Tell me what to do, you idiot.
04:30You'll be left without a bike, damn it.
04:33Gianni!
04:35Mmmmm
04:37Gianni, are you home?
04:39No, I'm not home. I'm looking for you everywhere.
04:43I'm looking for you everywhere.
04:46Why do you say you're not home, if you are?
04:49Let me talk, I'm at the table.
04:52The evidence shows something else.
04:54What else?
04:56First of all, you're not at the table, you're in bed.
04:59And second of all, kisses are not a table, it's a taste.
05:02Who was the specialist in evidence?
05:04One at hand, because you're at my house and you don't call anyone.
05:07What do you want from me? I'm busy.
05:10What are you doing?
05:11I'm free for a day.
05:13Next week you'll come and ruin my pleasure.
05:16I came for a reason.
05:18What reason?
05:20Gianni, in the name of the law, you're under arrest.
05:27What a face you made.
05:29I'm sorry I didn't take a picture of you.
05:33What was that?
05:35A joke.
05:37A joke? Was that a joke?
05:40Watch TV and you'll see what and how to make jokes.
05:45I've seen this soap opera.
05:47He dies at the end.
05:49Did you really come to ruin my day?
05:52No, I came because the mayor wants to talk to you.
05:56What?
05:57I don't know, he told me to come and take you to the town hall
06:00because he wants to make you a professor.
06:02Stop these jokes, I'll kill myself.
06:05It's not a joke.
06:07He told me to come and take you to the town hall
06:09because he wants to make you a professor.
06:12Me?
06:13Yes.
06:14Are you serious?
06:16You didn't hear me?
06:18I'm serious.
06:19Do you want me to show you something?
06:21What?
06:22You're under arrest.
06:24Why didn't you tell me?
06:26So you can make jokes.
06:28What are you doing there?
06:30Put the gun down.
06:32Put the gun down.
06:37Put the gun down.
07:07Put the gun down.
07:32Why the hell did you lock me in here?
07:36Yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Yeah.
08:02Why the hell did you lock me in here?
08:21Why the hell did you lock me in here?
08:51Why the hell did you lock me in here?
09:22You're a pain in the ass.
09:30I have a baptism at Slobozia.
09:32At my little sister's.
09:33And I really need to go.
09:35And I have to leave someone here.
09:37You know it's always open.
09:38I know, I know.
09:39Yeah.
09:40It's a short program on Saturday and Sunday.
09:41From morning till 1.
09:43And the money?
09:44300.
09:45What do you mean 300?
09:47So little?
09:48It's a short program.
09:49It's a short program, but it's Saturday and Sunday.
09:51Yeah, but I come a few hours in the morning.
09:53I mean, it's not like you moved mountains from one place to another, you know?
09:56I mean, a beer, a sandwich, a malai,
09:58you have a list of prices,
10:00you take the money, you give the rest, that's about it.
10:02You know what?
10:04My wife is coming.
10:06Where is she coming?
10:07Here, in your place.
10:08Well, I talked to her yesterday and she said she's not coming.
10:11Did you talk to her?
10:12Yes.
10:13And she didn't want to?
10:14No.
10:15Well, that's good.
10:17Here's what we'll do.
10:18I'll go home, convince her to come to your place for a few days,
10:21as much as you need.
10:22But until then, I'll ask you nicely,
10:23knock on the door,
10:25so that people don't get mad.
10:27Listen, Brunzoi, until she calls me to tell me that she's coming,
10:30I won't knock on anything.
10:31Anyway, it's been three days, you know?
10:33People won't get mad.
10:34She'll come, ask me, leave.
10:35Fine.
10:36Fine.
10:37I'll call you as soon as I can.
10:38Okay.
10:39Hey, Brunzoi, why did you come here?
10:41Nothing.
10:42I'll call you another time.
10:48Angel, how can I tell you?
10:49Children learn at school every few months, you know?
10:52Meaning?
10:53What?
10:54Geography.
10:55Mathematics.
10:56Chemistry.
10:57Physics.
10:58Basil, Basil, did I do something to you?
10:59What's wrong with me now?
11:00You started to get mad all the time.
11:01Damn it, I know them, I did them too.
11:03Oh, you know them?
11:04I know them.
11:05How can I not know them?
11:06Very nice.
11:07And which one did you like the most?
11:08Me?
11:09Uh-huh.
11:10I liked physics.
11:11Come on, don't say physics.
11:12I liked physics.
11:13I had an older teacher.
11:14So when the class started,
11:15he'd fall asleep, you know?
11:17He'd fall like this.
11:18Like this.
11:19That's how it is.
11:20That's how it is.
11:21That's how it is.
11:22So, out of all the subjects,
11:23do you have anything else in mind?
11:24Not really.
11:25I haven't forgotten yet, but...
11:27Do you have anything else in mind?
11:29What do you want from me?
11:30I didn't understand.
11:31Look, dear, let's put it this way.
11:32I was thinking, you know,
11:33this school, the way it is now,
11:34should be a little reformed.
11:36Reformed?
11:37No, I have another idea.
11:38Tell me.
11:39You set it on fire.
11:40You set it on fire.
11:41You put gasoline on the fire
11:42and you put it on the foundation.
11:43You know?
11:44You're a light.
11:45You're a prologue.
11:46You get it?
11:47Okay, that's exactly what I was thinking,
11:48but don't set it on fire,
11:49just a little bit.
11:50Yes, yes.
11:51Because, you know what?
11:52I was thinking,
11:53everyone's looking
11:54how they learned at school.
11:55And after that,
11:56you have to be good at school.
11:57And here's where I wanted to go, Johnny.
11:58You're good at school.
11:59Me?
12:00Huh?
12:01Good?
12:02How good?
12:03I'm a bastard.
12:04You're a miser.
12:05What are you talking about?
12:06I'm number one.
12:07There's no one like me
12:08at school, you know?
12:09I'm a master.
12:10Maybe you're a fool.
12:11What fool?
12:12I drink at his place and he drinks at mine, what's wrong with that?
12:14You drink at his place.
12:15You saw who's doing what, what's wrong with you?
12:18Tell him, Basil, that he's drunk.
12:20Shut up!
12:21Shut the fuck up, you're drunk now.
12:24Leave it, I'm the one who's drunk.
12:25Yeah, so...
12:27So, tell me, what's the deal?
12:29So, seeing all this and respecting your specialties,
12:33I was thinking, Johnny,
12:34don't you want to come to school and tell the kids about your life?
12:38To share with them, how should I put it,
12:40what you've learned in all these years of your life?
12:42From your life experience, what do you think?
12:46So, how should I come?
12:48To come to school and tell them,
12:51how to do the dishes, the combinations,
12:53how to get by in life, all that stuff.
12:55All that stuff, exactly, I don't want to hear it.
12:58You know, Johnny, I'm sitting here and thinking,
13:01how did you manage, after all these years,
13:04to not die of hunger?
13:06To be honest, it's amazing, it's not even a joke, you know?
13:08I really appreciate you.
13:10Are you coming to 3-4 today?
13:11Today? No, not today.
13:12Oh, it's a short meeting.
13:14Do you have something to do?
13:15What do I have to do, Mr. Mayor?
13:16I'm watching TV, eating popcorn.
13:18Come on, man, we all see each other here.
13:21Did you hear who's the professor between us two?
13:24You.
13:25You know what you're talking about?
13:26I asked you a question, I didn't understand.
13:28No.
13:29Come on, tell me, quickly, I'm commenting.
13:31You see, I don't like it when you comment like that.
13:33Do you understand?
13:34Fine, I'm done.
13:34Shut up, shut up.
13:36Shut up, you're leaving right now.
13:37I'm leaving, I can't leave.
13:39Yes.
13:39So, Gianni, go ahead.
13:41Vasile, how can I tell you...
13:43So, what did I learn from school?
13:45What would be the first rule in school?
13:47Do you know what it is?
13:48I don't know, please, I'm really curious.
13:50Nada, porn, nada.
13:52Do you understand?
13:53Bam.
13:55It explodes.
13:57Do you understand?
13:57Nada, porn, nada?
13:59Meaning?
14:00Meaning...
14:02Nothing is free.
14:04That's exactly what I'm going to tell the kids.
14:06Nada, porn, nada, meaning nothing is free.
14:08I'm going to write my diploma there and I'm going to keep it for the rest of my life.
14:10So, if...
14:11Nada, porn, nada, as you said,
14:13then what do you want?
14:14Money, right?
14:15I don't want it.
14:16What do you want?
14:16You don't want money?
14:17I don't want money, man.
14:17I'm going to deal with it.
14:18I'm going to deal with it, Gianni, with money.
14:20Do you know what I want?
14:22A diploma.
14:23A diploma?
14:23I want a diploma, too.
14:25I want the first prize with a crown on it.
14:27Because I've never had it and I've always blamed those who took it.
14:30Where was it, damn it?
14:31Damn, I took it every year.
14:33How the hell do you get prizes every year?
14:35That's what they change.
14:36This is the first thing they change at school.
14:38You gave them a prize this year, now you give them a break.
14:41Because they want more prizes.
14:42Get out of here.
14:43Get the hell out of here.
14:44If you give them a prize every year, they get used to it.
14:46And those poor guys, they don't even have the crowns because they want prizes.
14:49But they can't give them any more because you give them every year.
14:52That's what they change every year.
14:53Gianni, what else can I tell you?
14:55I'm giving you my word as a man, as a witness here,
14:57that I'm giving you a diploma.
14:58Yes, good.
14:59So, do whatever you want, Vasiliu.
15:00You called me, bam, I showed up there.
15:02Well, then, this is what we'll do.
15:04Thank you very much for thinking of the kids.
15:06And attention, thank you very much, Mr. Professor.
15:09Come on, no, leave it.
15:10No, no, no, leave it, Vasiliu.
15:12You're going to be healthy.
15:13And look, after I put the brain on those kids,
15:16I took you, too, and I'm putting you in this meditation session.
15:19I'm putting you...
15:20I'm putting you because you too...
15:22Forgive me for saying this now,
15:23but I think you too, like me, step on the spot.
15:26What do you mean?
15:27I mean...
15:28What do you mean, man?
15:29All these years, you're the mayor, you're the mayor,
15:30and all these years, you had to be the deputy.
15:32Listen to what I'm saying.
15:34So, you're the boss, you're the boss.
15:36I'm leaving, I'm still breathing, boy.
15:38Good luck.
16:00Oh, boy, we've worked here more than at the Pyramid, man.
16:05Yeah.
16:30Come on, baby, please.
16:33What if there's not enough work?
16:35Am I stupid enough to go and take their place?
16:38Yes, but it's only a few hours.
16:40From morning to noon.
16:42And instead of going to church,
16:44I'm going to have a beer at that bar, huh?
16:47When are you going to church?
16:48On Sunday, didn't you hear?
16:50What Sunday?
16:51What do you have to do with the church?
16:54When was the last time you went to church?
16:57I don't even remember, but it doesn't matter.
17:00Well, I don't remember either.
17:02And you came now, on Sunday, to go to church?
17:04Yes, I came, and what's the problem?
17:06Hey, kid, which is more important,
17:08between these two, that one or God?
17:10Think about it yourself,
17:12who's better to lead me?
17:14God, of course.
17:15See?
17:18Yeah, but...
17:19There was some money there, too.
17:21Don't you know that money is the devil's eye?
17:24It's the devil's eye, the money,
17:26if you don't know what to do with it.
17:28If you know what to do with it,
17:30it's the devil's eye.
17:31Money, you know,
17:32is the ladder that leads you to God.
17:34Come on, God, look how smart you've become,
17:37all of a sudden.
17:38And if I need money,
17:40won't you give me money?
17:43I'll give you my money,
17:44but you should know that it was only your money.
17:47I didn't ask you anything, what you do with it.
17:49Only yours and yours.
17:50Because you know I always ask you what you do with the money.
17:53So, I don't ask you anything,
17:55what do I spend it on?
17:57I don't even want to hear it.
17:58Nothing?
17:59Nothing, man, I don't even want to hear it.
18:02Oh, come on.
18:04And what else do you do today,
18:06with 300 lei, how much do you give me?
18:08Come on.
18:10300, I told you I'd give you.
18:11Well, how much?
18:13It's 600.
18:15600?
18:16600, man, you didn't get it right.
18:18I mean, 300 every day.
18:22It's 300 a day?
18:24300, so it's 600, yes.
18:26Well, then, I'll do it.
18:28I'll do it, man.
18:30I'll make some money, and on top of that,
18:32I'll help that idiot go to the church,
18:34where he said he was going.
18:36Yeah, yeah, give her a call,
18:38because she's a good girl with a big heart.
18:40Give her a call, let her know what she's doing.
18:42Yeah, now, now.
18:45I'll do it.
18:46I'll do it.
18:47Saturday and Sunday.
18:50What?
18:54What?
18:56What?
18:58I don't believe it.
19:00I don't believe it.
19:02All right, bye.
19:04What is it?
19:05The cheese isn't working anymore.
19:06It's not working anymore,
19:07because that idiot Felicel put it on me.
19:09Oh my God, I'm so mad.
19:11I'm so mad.
19:12These two.
19:13These two idiots.
19:27Oh, Aspirin, does it smell good from your place?
19:30What does it smell like?
19:32Like chickpeas.
19:33Mom,
19:35it's raining in my mouth,
19:36it's like a waterfall.
19:38But don't tell me you ate them all.
19:40No, mom, I'm just about to.
19:42Dalina is frying them, she's in the kitchen.
19:44I'll be right back.
19:45Listen, can I tell you something?
19:47Go ahead.
19:53So,
19:54Marut,
19:55yes, yes, yes.
19:56Marut, I can smell the tea.
19:58Yes, yes.
20:03So,
20:04Aspirin, how can I say this?
20:07You've been my comrade.
20:10The person I've always had
20:12the greatest possible respect
20:14that ever existed.
20:16Really?
20:17Yes.
20:18And I...
20:19Oh my God.
20:20Oh my God.
20:21The vanilla one.
20:22The vanilla one, yes.
20:23The idea is that if you have something
20:25that you don't know how to do
20:26or you want to find out how it is,
20:27or anything,
20:28come to me and I'll ask you what it was.
20:30What?
20:32Anything, anything about anything in life.
20:34If you have a question mark,
20:35no matter how small the question mark is,
20:37come to the boy and I'll solve it.
20:41Get out of here.
20:42You're serious.
20:43Yes, bravo.
20:44Come on, what are you?
20:45I'm a life lesson teacher.
20:48What?
20:49Yes, I'm a life lesson teacher.
20:51Since when?
20:52Today, today.
20:53Really?
20:54Basile called me to take you to that school
20:56to teach you how it is with life,
20:57with all the tricks,
20:58how to make a phone call,
20:59I went directly.
21:00If you want, you can come too.
21:02To the school?
21:03Yes.
21:04My God.
21:05Get out of here,
21:06to give a life lesson to the kids?
21:08No, because that's what I do.
21:10No.
21:11You come in nicely,
21:12talk to the kids,
21:13tell them,
21:14I'm such a genius.
21:16How do I solve all of them?
21:17Barabim, Barabum,
21:18all of them, you know,
21:19to get me up to class.
21:20Ah, ok,
21:22leave me alone.
21:23I mean,
21:24I'll go there with emotions,
21:25to say everything
21:26and then you come to get me up.
21:28But, bravo.
21:29Come on, it's not him.
21:30I'll think about it.
21:31Take it.
21:32Wow.
21:33Listen, Gianni,
21:35but you should know
21:36that you can help me with something.
21:37Take it.
21:38If you still give life lessons.
21:40Yes.
21:41You can help me with this.
21:44Tell me, what?
21:46Gianni,
21:48there's one guy
21:49who annoys me a lot.
21:50Who?
21:53I won't say his name.
21:54Ok, leave him alone.
21:55Yes, leave him alone.
21:56Leave him alone.
21:57But,
21:58there's one guy
21:59who's really bad.
22:00If you try to get a job
22:01from Bobita and Lua,
22:02it's only with him
22:03that you get ten pages.
22:05Come on,
22:06there's a lot of people
22:07around now.
22:08Come on.
22:09Yes, that's how it is.
22:10Everyone runs away.
22:11Yes, yes.
22:12But with him,
22:13Gianni, with him,
22:14it's even worse.
22:15Do you understand?
22:16And you know what else
22:17annoyed me about him?
22:18What annoyed you?
22:19He annoyed me
22:20that once,
22:21do you know what happened
22:22to me once?
22:23What happened?
22:24Once I smelled
22:25the poop.
22:26Oh, just now.
22:27Just now, yes.
22:28What a coincidence.
22:29I smelled the poop
22:30and he came, you know?
22:31And he was reading
22:32the hunger in my eyes.
22:33You haven't seen
22:34such a thing.
22:35Hey,
22:36and he was talking to me,
22:37he was calling me stupid,
22:38you understand,
22:39so that time would pass
22:40and he would throw himself
22:41in the poop.
22:42You tell me.
22:43Yes, and that annoyed you
22:44how he came.
22:45Wait a minute.
22:46It didn't annoy me
22:47that he would throw himself
22:48in the poop.
22:49Because I know
22:50what poverty is,
22:51you understand?
22:52And I know that it's good
22:53to share food
22:54with everyone around,
22:55with friends,
22:56with neighbors,
22:57because what does he have
22:58in his pocket?
22:59You know,
23:00I give him poop
23:01every time.
23:02It annoyed me
23:03that he was acting smart.
23:04Maybe he really was.
23:05No,
23:06of course not.
23:07In the end,
23:08do you know
23:09what he did?
23:10Why didn't he
23:11throw himself
23:12in the poop?
23:13What?
23:14He threw himself
23:15in the poop.
23:16That's what you did.
23:17That's what I did.
23:18But you know,
23:19without feeling sorry,
23:20without anything,
23:21without regret,
23:22right to the door
23:23with the poop.
23:24Ok, I'm going.
23:25Ok, Johnny.
23:26See you later.
23:27Bye.
23:28What are you doing?
23:29Are you following me?
23:30Be careful,
23:31or I'll really
23:32take the poop out of you.
23:33Who can stop me
23:34if I keep you
23:35in the poop
23:36until the evening?
23:37Look,
23:38bam, bam, bam,
23:39that's how I keep you.
23:40Hey,
23:41you're right here.
23:42What?
23:43No, no, no.
23:44Yes, I can smell it.
23:45Did you see?
23:46It smells worse.
23:47I don't know,
23:48Dalida isn't here.
23:49Yes, she's there.
23:50Look,
23:51I slipped.
23:52Dalida!
23:53What?
23:54Are you still here?
23:55Why is it closed?
23:56Wait,
23:57turn it on again,
23:58please.
23:59No, no,
24:00stop it!
24:01Stop it!
24:02Stop it!
24:03Stop it!
24:04Stop it!
24:05Stop it!
24:06Stop it!
24:07Stop it!
24:08Stop it!
24:09Stop it!
24:10Stop it!
24:11Stop it!
24:13Penelope!
24:19Penelope!
24:20Get her some water!
24:22What are you yelling about?
24:23Penelope's sleeping.
24:24She's from the post office,
24:26she's a princess.
24:28What does she like?
24:29She likes
24:30the little pants,
24:31the roses,
24:32what does she like?
24:33Why?
24:34I want to make her a bouquet of flowers
24:35so when she wakes up
24:36she won't be upset
24:37that I woke her up.
24:38I'll bring her flowers,
24:39I'll bring her chocolate,
24:40but you talk slower.
24:41Yes.
24:42Panorama.
24:44What are you saying?
24:48What are you saying?
24:49I don't understand.
24:50Come closer,
24:51I don't want to talk slowly.
24:52I don't want to talk slowly.
24:53Wait, wait,
24:54what are you doing,
24:55Panorama?
24:56Wait,
24:57calm down,
24:58the princess is waking up,
24:59you idiot.
25:00Damn you,
25:01you've gotten on my nerves.
25:02You want to eat
25:03all the money
25:04on the day of the wedding.
25:05What the hell,
25:06all the money?
25:07You say it's like all the seeds,
25:08Panorama.
25:09What money did I give you?
25:10Damn you,
25:11who pulled the wire
25:12from my house to here?
25:13Me, me.
25:14You?
25:15Yes.
25:16Why?
25:17Because I have a house on TV.
25:18What did you say,
25:19you have a house on TV?
25:20Yes.
25:21Do you want to
25:22break my heart here?
25:23Wait,
25:24Panorama,
25:25I come here,
25:26I do my job,
25:27and then I want to watch TV
25:28and this one doesn't let me
25:29watch TV,
25:30he says it's power consumption
25:31and that's how
25:32I have a house on TV.
25:33For two months,
25:34Panorama.
25:35Yes,
25:36how do you know?
25:37How do I know?
25:38The bill comes
25:39every other month.
25:40Every other month?
25:41Yes.
25:42It stabilized,
25:43it's good.
25:44Hmm,
25:45it stabilized,
25:46Panorama,
25:47who the hell
25:48you are on TV.
25:49You see,
25:50something escapes you,
25:51you idiot,
25:52who you are.
25:53It's not from the TV,
25:54it's ...
25:55A TV doesn't consume,
25:56don't be stupid.
25:57What are you talking about,
25:58how it doesn't consume?
25:59If it's the one
26:00with the side screen.
26:01Yes,
26:02and if it's the one
26:03with the side screen,
26:04what?
26:05Panorama consumes more,
26:06if the TV is smaller,
26:07it consumes less,
26:08it's like me,
26:09and when we eat
26:10I eat 5,
26:11you eat 15,
26:12double,
26:13because you consume more.
26:14Is that so?
26:15Yes.
26:16Look at him.
26:17And how did you put
26:18the cable
26:19in the ground
26:20from the book to here?
26:21It took me two nights
26:22to get the bulb,
26:23but do you like
26:24the work I did?
26:25I worked the whole day
26:26when you weren't here.
26:27I did like everyone else.
26:28You idiot,
26:29you see how hot you are,
26:30this makes you go tomorrow.
26:31What are you talking about?
26:32Maybe I'm the one who's hot,
26:33not him.
26:34Good luck.
26:35Good luck.
26:36Do we take her home?
26:37Yes.
26:38I know the way.
26:40What are you doing?
26:41Where are you going?
26:42What are you doing?
26:43I'm putting the bike
26:44in the charger.
26:45No, you idiot,
26:46we put this guy
26:47and he charges
26:48the bike from our power?
26:49What are you talking about?
26:50How can he charge
26:51from our power?
26:52Where are you going?
26:53What are you doing,
26:54you idiots?
26:55Yes, really,
26:56what are you doing,
26:57you idiot?
26:58Torele,
26:59you left the house.
27:00Did I give you permission?
27:01No.
27:02Honey,
27:03do you want to go
27:04to the mountains on Sunday?
27:05Yes,
27:06to put the saleswoman
27:07in that place.
27:08Look,
27:09I didn't know.
27:10Yes,
27:11and you convince her
27:12to leave the place
27:13free.
27:14Why?
27:15To put her
27:16on my wife.
27:17I'll jump.
27:18Wait,
27:19don't jump like that,
27:20you'll give me justice.
27:21My wife
27:22didn't do anything
27:23in her life.
27:24Oh, man.
27:25That's just like a rose,
27:26you know,
27:27it's good for me
27:28to find everything.
27:29She doesn't know
27:30how hard work is.
27:31Who's to blame,
27:32you idiot?
27:33Who educated you
27:34so stupid?
27:35Hey,
27:36your wife,
27:37in this village,
27:38she'll come
27:39if someone
27:40asks her for money.
27:41She's a champion,
27:42she'll give you money.
27:43My wife would do that
27:44if she couldn't
27:45have a house,
27:46Mr. Toma.
27:47Yes,
27:48that's why
27:49I want her to go to work,
27:50to see how hard work is,
27:51so when I give her money,
27:52she'll see,
27:53so she won't spend it
27:54like crazy,
27:55so she'll appreciate
27:56this thing,
27:57do you understand me?
27:58Yes.
27:59So she'll know
28:00how to put money
28:01in her pocket
28:02like a corn
28:03in a bag.
28:04I'll give you
28:0550 lei.
28:06100.
28:07100?
28:08Yes,
28:0950 now
28:10and 50 later.
28:11What are you doing?
28:12It's good,
28:13it's good.
28:14Here,
28:1550.
28:16Good luck.
28:17Good luck.
28:18Good luck.
28:27Hello?
28:28Yes,
28:29it's settled.
28:30My wife is coming,
28:31yes.
28:32Be careful,
28:33if she asks you
28:34for money,
28:35tell her you'll give her
28:36600.
28:37600?
28:38No,
28:39300.
28:40I'll give her 300,
28:41I'll make the difference,
28:42do you understand?
28:43Ok.
28:44Ok,
28:45bye.
28:46Bye.
28:54Hello?
28:55What are you doing,
28:56my chicken?
28:59I got the money.
29:00Nicu,
29:01my boy.
29:02Nicu,
29:03do you have any more?
29:04Wait,
29:05wait.
29:07Can you look at me?
29:08Ok, ok.
29:17What's wrong?
29:18You saved my life.
29:19Me?
29:20You saved my life.
29:21Without you,
29:22I would have died.
29:23I would have died,
29:24but you saved me.
29:25Wait,
29:26how can you die
29:27from something like this
29:28in such a small cage?
29:29It's small,
29:30but you know
29:31it's impossible to reach it.
29:33And where did you get the wires?
29:35What wires?
29:36The wires from the sewing machine.
29:38You don't have wires.
29:39I don't.
29:40God bless you
29:41that you had these bandages
29:42at your place,
29:43but do you wear them
29:44all the time?
29:45Are you a doctor
29:46in your free time
29:47or what?
29:48Boy,
29:49this is the first aid kit,
29:50any car has it,
29:51it's mandatory.
29:52She didn't know.
29:53She didn't know.
29:54And what else is in it?
29:55Bandages,
29:56bandages,
29:57what else?
29:58Scissors with pointed tips,
29:59I don't know,
30:00a handkerchief.
30:01Man,
30:02you can start
30:03this kind of surgery
30:04on your head,
30:05seriously,
30:06boy,
30:07what are you?
30:08You don't put it on your head,
30:09put something on your head.
30:10Why?
30:11What do you mean,
30:12you don't have anything on your head?
30:13No.
30:14Because I feel it
30:15in one part,
30:16I feel it pulling me.
30:17Put it on your head.
30:18It's...
30:19What is it?
30:20Maybe it's a little swollen.
30:21Take it!
30:22It's like a strawberry,
30:23right?
30:24But you don't have a breast?
30:25So I can...
30:26No, I don't.
30:27Ah,
30:28I don't have a breast.
30:29But look at yourself!
30:30Here,
30:31take it,
30:32take it,
30:33take it,
30:34take it,
30:35take it,
30:36take it.
30:37Ah,
30:38it's not complete,
30:39it's missing something.
30:40What is missing, man?
30:41Something I'm going to do,
30:42I'm going to be a millionaire.
30:43What business?
30:44Leave me alone,
30:45Sanchi,
30:46do you want me to give you an idea
30:47to convince me?
30:48No, what...
30:49Finish it,
30:50I'll give you a beer
30:51because I'm going to be a millionaire.
30:52Here,
30:53wait here.
30:54Man,
30:55it hurts.
30:56Here,
30:57take it.
30:58Take it,
30:59take it,
31:00take it.
31:01Hello, Vasile,
31:02hello.
31:03I'm not a number, man.
31:04Hey, Bobita,
31:05you say that the power
31:06from the samfib
31:07doesn't have
31:08a bicycle in it,
31:09is it yours?
31:10What?
31:11No way, man.
31:12But wait,
31:13I said that too,
31:14that it doesn't have...
31:15Shut up,
31:16you idiot!
31:17Whose is it,
31:18anyway?
31:19Whose?
31:20It's mine!
31:21How can it be yours,
31:22man?
31:23Didn't this idiot
31:24pull the power cable
31:25from me
31:26and put it in your arm?
31:27Hey,
31:28you're right,
31:29that's right,
31:30but it's not yours.
31:31Then whose is it?
31:32It's Canciu's!
31:33Wait a minute,
31:34are you from Canciu?
31:35Hey,
31:36do you want me to beat you today?
31:37Hey, Perelopo,
31:38leave me alone with this idiot
31:39if it doesn't work for me.
31:40This idiot
31:41doesn't have any joy in you.
31:42But I don't have any joy.
31:43Hey, Bobita,
31:44let's go,
31:45come here.
31:46Hey,
31:47listen,
31:48that damn cable,
31:49what is it?
31:50It's mine!
31:51There,
31:52where it says
31:53that it doesn't have it,
31:54what does it say?
31:55That orange one
31:56is Dorel's.
31:57And the other one?
31:58Oh,
31:59this one,
32:00it works too.
32:01It works?
32:02It has a scooter
32:03and a,
32:04how do you call it?
32:05A screwdriver.
32:06A screwdriver,
32:07and a battery.
32:08Isn't it nice
32:09to have this power cable
32:10on my money?
32:11What money?
32:12What do I have to do with you?
32:13I came to Perelopa.
32:14You're in Perelopa,
32:15you're not on money.
32:16I'm a parrot,
32:17I have money on my back.
32:18What are you doing?
32:19Do you think
32:20I can't beat him
32:21when you leave?
32:22Yes,
32:23you're right,
32:24but every bird
32:25has two heads,
32:26do you understand me?
32:27So, Perelopa,
32:28be careful,
32:29you're at the wrong place.
32:30What do you mean?
32:31I mean,
32:32he wants to go home
32:33and take out
32:34the plug from the socket.
32:35Oh,
32:36Dorel,
32:37see,
32:38your brother
32:39wants to take our power.
32:40So,
32:41be careful,
32:42leave the power
32:43alone.
32:44Shut up
32:45and go home
32:46and don't comment.
32:47Let me not go home.
32:48First,
32:49I'll cut my hair
32:50and wash all the windows,
32:51do you understand me?
32:52That's cool,
32:53but no.
32:54No?
32:55Be careful,
32:56I was sure
32:57you'd say that.
32:58Take out the plug,
32:59if you don't like
33:00what I'm doing to you,
33:01be careful.
33:02What are you doing,
33:03taking out the plug?
33:04Leave it,
33:05I'm coming with the rockets.
33:06Wait,
33:07Dorel.
33:23I'm coming.
33:24I'm coming.
33:25I'm coming.
33:26I'm coming.
33:27I'm coming.
33:28I'm coming.
33:29I'm coming.
33:30I'm coming.
33:31I'm coming.
33:32I'm coming.
33:33I'm coming.
33:34I'm coming.
33:35I'm coming.
33:36I'm coming.
33:37I'm coming.
33:38I'm coming.
33:39I'm coming.
33:40I'm coming.
33:41I'm coming.
33:42I'm coming.
33:43I'm coming.
33:44I'm coming.
33:45I'm coming.
33:46I'm coming.
33:47I'm coming.
33:48I'm coming.
33:49I'm coming.
33:50I'm coming.
33:51I'm coming.
33:52Good.
33:53I was thinking
33:54we didn't have potatoes anymore.
33:57Also,
33:58what else can you tell me?
34:01Tell what?
34:03A story.
34:06No.
34:07Right.
34:08No.
34:09What'll I got to say then,
34:10a surprise?
34:12A surprise?
34:14Yeah,
34:15I thought we could
34:16go for a run
34:17to that mountain.
34:18We'll walk there like two pigeons.
34:20What?
34:21What?
34:22at Sinaia's house.
34:24Why?
34:25Oh, Lu, don't be silly.
34:27Instead of being happy, you don't even ask.
34:30I'm happy, I'm happy.
34:32Yeah, sure.
34:32I'm happy, but what's the point of coming back?
34:35It's hard, I don't get it.
34:36Look, sister, I thought we'd go and relax a little.
34:39Especially you, who spends all day with your hands in the pan,
34:42in the sink washing dishes, cleaning, all day.
34:45I thought you'd go and relax a little too, right?
34:49Yeah, of course, that's how it is.
34:50Look, son, do we have money to go to Sinaia?
34:53You'll find some more until you have work to do.
34:57Well, if you say so.
34:59Then we'll go to Sinaia.
35:00Yeah, no, I called the hotel, I talked to them, it's settled.
35:03Really?
35:04Yeah, I'm telling you.
35:05We're leaving on Saturday morning.
35:07Saturday?
35:08Yeah, you said we'd leave on Saturday and come back on Monday.
35:11Or did you have work to do?
35:13Are you sure we have money to go to Sinaia?
35:17What are you doing, asking me questions again?
35:18I can't come on Saturday and Sunday.
35:20No?
35:21No.
35:22Then why?
35:23Because I can't.
35:25Why can't you?
35:26Do you have any money to go to Sinaia?
35:28You're being stupid now.
35:30Then why can't you?
35:31Because I have work to do.
35:32What work do you have?
35:33Look, I'm not telling you.
35:34Look, you're not going.
35:35Look, I'm going on Saturday and Sunday.
35:36Can you go on Saturday and Sunday to do the work you have to do?
35:39Hey, shut up, why are you getting on my nerves?
35:42I also need money to buy shoes for my little ones,
35:44because they don't have anything to wear.
35:46That's why I'm giving you money.
35:49Here, take 50 lei.
35:51Here, take this money and don't go to Oae to be a salesman.
35:56How do you know?
35:57From Brunzoi, you idiot.
35:59He gave me some money so you don't go to Oae
36:01to be a salesman.
36:04How much money did Brunzoi give you?
36:05100 lei.
36:06He gave me 50 lei now, which I'm giving you,
36:08because I'm a good guy,
36:09and 50 lei in the middle of the month, which is my money.
36:12Uh-huh.
36:13Well, you idiot, do you know how much money I got
36:16after these two days?
36:23Hey, kids!
36:24Hey, kids, wake up!
36:26Alex!
36:27Miruna!
36:28George, are you still sleeping?
36:31Yes.
36:32Let's start.
36:33Does anyone know what I had for today?
36:37Does anyone know?
36:39Hey, kids, we're getting ready
36:41for the national evaluation.
36:43We have a tough year.
36:45What's the point of learning, ma'am,
36:46if you know everything with your head?
36:48Tell us right away.
36:49What's the point of holding back
36:50all these things you're telling me?
36:52We don't have the time.
36:53Hey, we don't, but we do.
36:54We don't have the time.
36:55This is what happens to me in eighth grade.
36:58No one has time for school, for studies,
37:01for absolutely nothing.
37:02Bye.
37:03That's it, I'm not filming anymore.
37:04I can't do it anymore.
37:05Every year it's the same thing.
37:06I lose interest every year.
37:07That's it, I can't do it anymore.
37:08Hey, you say something, too, Aspirina.
37:11What can I say?
37:14So the poor, desperate teacher came to Vasile
37:16because she didn't know what to do.
37:17You see?
37:18No child listens to her.
37:19No one cares about school anymore.
37:22They only have money and tricks in their heads,
37:24but no one knows how hard life is
37:27and that school shouldn't be put aside.
37:29Leave me alone with this school.
37:31It destroys their childhood.
37:33So many lessons, all day,
37:34themes over themes, stress after stress.
37:36Leave me alone.
37:37That's right, Aspirina,
37:38but until something changes,
37:39it has to end the way it is.
37:41At least eighth grade there,
37:42I'm not talking about high school.
37:43Yes.
37:44Think about it.
37:45How many children left school last year
37:47in eighth grade in all of Romania?
37:49Where do you want me to know?
37:51Tell me a number.
37:54One hundred?
37:55Say it again.
37:56Three hundred?
37:57Again.
37:59Come on, Lido, don't tell me it's a thousand.
38:01Four thousand five hundred, Aspirina.
38:04Wow.
38:05Four thousand five hundred children
38:06have never come to school again.
38:07Get out of here.
38:08And the majority are from the village.
38:10They're from the city,
38:11they'll go one way or another.
38:12But those from the village,
38:13they don't care at all.
38:14And they're so stupid
38:16that here they put them to work?
38:18That's right.
38:19But leave me alone with the themes.
38:21Well, if at school you're not able
38:23to do a theme,
38:24where are the other two exercises?
38:25Well, when you grow up,
38:26how can you do something
38:28until the end?
38:29Or what do you think?
38:30Or what does someone give you to do?
38:33That's the theme.
38:35To solve something until the end.
38:37Yes.
38:38And if you don't have this habit
38:39to finish what you have to do,
38:41well, you choose the dust of your life.
38:43That's pretty much it, yes.
38:45And that's the thing with Gianni,
38:46with the teacher of life lessons.
38:48Because Vasile decided
38:49to set an example like this.
38:51No.
38:52And what better example than Gianni
38:53do we have here?
38:54Not at all.
38:57God.
38:58This poor guy,
39:00he thinks he's a teacher
39:02and he's like this, no?
39:04And he's so stupid
39:05and he thinks he's a girl,
39:06he doesn't even realize it.
39:07Do you realize that?
39:08I think so, yes.
39:11Now I understand
39:12how to ask him.
39:13But he's good, Gugoshek.
39:14Good.
39:26Good day, kids.
39:28Watch out, Gianni's coming.
39:29Good luck.
39:30Good day.
39:32Kids, calm down.
39:33Today we have a guest,
39:35the mayor.
39:36He wants to tell you something.
39:38What are you doing here?
39:40Please, brothers,
39:41calm down a bit.
39:43You scoundrels,
39:44I forgot what the grades are.
39:47Fuck my head.
39:48Tell the teacher.
39:49Tell her.
39:50Sure.
39:54I don't want to make a big introduction.
39:57I'm going to
39:58give the floor to the person
40:00who came up with this meeting.
40:02Mr. Mayor,
40:03Mr. Mayor, please.
40:04Yes, thank you, Mrs. Valesara.
40:07So, first of all,
40:08good day.
40:10And I'm glad to see
40:11all these beautiful kids here.
40:13Because it's obvious
40:14that you're not used to school,
40:15I thought that maybe
40:16I could help you
40:17receive some lessons
40:19from the school of life
40:20and from someone else
40:21other than
40:22a teacher in real life.
40:24And his name is Gianni Orlando.
40:25Give him a round of applause.
40:28Gianni,
40:29please,
40:30you have the floor.
40:31So, good day
40:33to the teacher
40:35and good day
40:36to all of you
40:37who are here today.
40:38I am the teacher
40:39of the school of life.
40:40And I'm going to tell you
40:42the first lesson
40:43of the school of life.
40:44Give him another round
40:45of applause.
40:51Take the notebook
40:52and see what I'm going to do with it.
40:53Take the notebook
40:54and see what I'm going to do with it.
40:55Take the notebook
40:56and see what I'm going to do with it.
40:57I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
40:59I don't know how you're going to do it.
41:01I'm sorry,
41:02when I heard this,
41:03I thought
41:04that I froze my brain.
41:05So, let's start
41:06the first lesson
41:07of the school of life.
41:11Good day.
41:12Hey, hey, hey,
41:13talk a little bit slower.
41:14Your wife is sleeping.
41:15Really?
41:16Yes.
41:17What the hell is she sleeping?
41:18You're peeling potatoes
41:19with your hands on your head.
41:20Let me ask you something.
41:21Have I ever
41:22upset you with anything?
41:23I mean,
41:24did I do anything wrong to you?
41:25Good day.
41:26No.
41:27And why the hell
41:28do you want to yell at me?
41:30What do you mean?
41:31You don't do
41:32anything wrong
41:33here in Sf. Filoftea.
41:34We agreed
41:35that you would give me
41:36100 lei
41:37so my wife can stay home
41:38on Saturdays and Sundays
41:39so she doesn't go to work.
41:40That's right.
41:41But you knew
41:42that she had to get
41:43300 lei from there,
41:44that's what you told me.
41:45Yes, I knew.
41:46And what does that mean?
41:47I'm going to give her 100 lei
41:49and she's going to stay home
41:50for free.
41:51I think it's very good.
41:52I think it's very bad
41:53that you don't give her 100 lei.
41:54Give me 200 lei,
41:55and I'll give you 100 lei
41:56in the family budget.
41:57Come on, man!
41:58Come on, man!
41:59What are you doing here?
42:00You're being a terrorist
42:01in the family budget?
42:02You're a terrorist!
42:03You're a terrorist!
42:04Come on, man!
42:05Who doesn't want
42:06to get paid
42:07and stay home for free?
42:08Me!
42:09Fine.
42:10If I give someone money
42:11and they stay home
42:12for free,
42:13you'll see that I'm staying.
42:14But not my wife, man.
42:16My wife should go to work
42:17so she can live well.
42:18She should live well
42:19with her job
42:20so she can stay home
42:21and be lazy
42:22like you.
42:23And what do you want us to do?
42:26What do you want us to do?
42:28The idea is simple.
42:29Give her some money.
42:31Anyway,
42:32now my wife
42:33has learned.
42:34She knows exactly
42:35what she's doing.
42:36When she goes to work,
42:37she goes to work
42:38because she works
42:39and she works for a little money.
42:40Understand?
42:41She works at home
42:42for a little money.
42:43Here's what we'll do.
42:44I'll say that if you give her
42:45500 lei,
42:46she'll understand us very well
42:47and I'll tell her
42:48that if she stays at home
42:49for two days,
42:50she'll get 500 lei
42:51on Saturday and Sunday.
42:52Look at me, bro.
42:53Do you think
42:54your wife deserves it?
42:56Do you think
42:57she deserves
42:58a lesson
42:59and a good life?
43:00God forbid
43:01she ruins everything
43:02and you're crazy
43:03and in the end
43:04you have a wife, right?
43:05You do, right?
43:19So,
43:20I was so upset
43:22and so
43:23bitter
43:24that God
43:25took me by the hand.
43:27So,
43:28it's not true.
43:29I'm
43:30devastated.
43:31I'm like a stone.
43:32I've never seen anything like it.
43:33Tell me,
43:34the Miss Universe contest
43:35has changed
43:36and I didn't know
43:37I was wearing a tie
43:38and a turtleneck or something.
43:39Incredible.
43:40So,
43:41no,
43:42two seconds,
43:43to see if it's the dream.
43:44In order to succeed
43:46in life,
43:47school
43:48doesn't help
43:49at all.
43:50Bravo!
43:52Well,
43:53but in two days
43:54come with the money
43:55so Marian can get upset
43:56and I'll hit you
43:57and fuck you up.
43:58Romit,
43:59don't let Marian get upset.
44:00You take care.
44:01Okay.
44:02Take care.
44:13128 kilograms of dragon flies
44:15are burning my ass.
44:17Some of them
44:18are fireflies,
44:19but if you shoot them,
44:20they explode.
44:24If I'm waiting for you,
44:25what are you doing here?
44:30What are you doing here?
44:31I'm going home.
44:32Where are you from?
44:33I'm from Binelevasa.
44:34Ah, from Binelevasa.
44:35That's where I was.
44:37And?
44:38Who are you?
44:39Bobica.
44:40Bobica.
44:41Hello.
44:42And?
44:44What the hell is this?
44:45What a church!
44:48Wait a minute.
44:49I have a problem.
44:50Wait, wait.
44:51No, no.
44:52So...
44:54I'll put it in now.
44:55I understand.
44:56It will be with music all the time.
44:58Okay.
44:59Let's get this over with.
45:00Yes, let's go.
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