Mike Majlak Tries To Give Dating Advice And FAILS
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00:00Alright guys in this video
00:01I'll be talking about Mike from the impulsive podcast and I'm gonna be watching a video of his that he posted on his gaming channel
00:06Where he watches and reacts to a video of himself going on an e-date with an Instagram model
00:11And I already think it's pretty funny that he's just reacting to a clip of himself on a date
00:15But it's even funnier because he's acting like a dating coach and he's taking himself really seriously and giving out all this crazy advice
00:20And I'm gonna start his video in a second here. But before it starts, I just want to explain his setup
00:24So in the bottom left, that's him on the date and then in the middle
00:27That's obviously the girl he's on the date with and then in the top left. That's him reacting to himself on the date
00:45It sounds like this guy just really wants to be a dating coach like I feel like I'm watching some shitty pickup artist video
00:51I mean this dude's talking about how he approached the date with a sales format
00:54Who the hell says shit like that?
00:56Like it sounds like the start of a dating seminar not the start of a video on Mike from impulsives gaming channel
01:01I think it's important that you guys understand
01:04one thing one thing that girls really love is
01:07They love to know that you care
01:09They love to know that you're paying attention and that you want to know if you haven't figured out yet that girls want you to
01:14Pay attention to them and care about them then you're hopeless and no dating advice is gonna save you
01:19Especially not any advice from this dude
01:21This is really tough for me because um, I
01:26Am
01:27An egotistical psychopath and so like really I'd love to talk about myself
01:32When possible, oh really you like talking about yourself. I think we're aware of that
01:36We're watching you do a play-by-play for a date that you're just on I'm working on it as you can tell guys
01:42I'm working on it
01:48It's beautiful
01:50Just I mean sometimes it rains but it's not that bad. It's like casting
01:54It's like 20 minutes of rain and then see this right here. I picked up on something
01:57Wait, can you say can you say it's not that bad one more time? It's not that bad. It's not that bad
02:02You're from New York. Are you from Staten Island to Long Island? I like how proud of himself. He is right here
02:07He felt like it was necessary to pause the video just so you can point out that he picked up on the girls accent
02:12That's pretty awesome. He's like yo guys
02:14Do you see this I picked up on something right here and you could tell how pleased he is with himself for picking that up
02:18Because while he's watching it back, he's nodding his head like yeah fucking nailed it. It's not that bad
02:24It's not that bad. You're from New York. Are you from Staten Island to Long Island?
02:33My god, dude, that's amazing. What do you do for a living? Wait, he's not gonna go anywhere with the Staten Island thing
02:40I thought he's gonna obviously keep talking about where she's from like she's like I got family in Richmond town
02:44He's like, oh, that's awesome. So what do you do for a living? What the hell?
02:48I thought he's gonna go somewhere with that like he's so proud of it
02:50He like figured out where she's from without even asking her but then he just changes the subject
02:55I thought for sure he's gonna be like, oh, have you been to this bar in Staten Island or like this restaurant or something?
03:00But I guess he just didn't want to go anywhere with that
03:04What do you do for a living
03:06Solid listen, here's the deal. God is he gonna analyze every word? He says to this chick
03:11I mean, I guess I can't really make fun of him because I'm pretty much doing the same thing
03:15But it's just so funny how seriously he's taking this he asked her what she did for a living like that's the most basic question
03:20Ever you don't need to analyze that at all. And then right before I stop the clip
03:23He's like, alright, listen, here's the deal so you could tell he's just about to call on some giant rant about it
03:28Here's the deal. This is applicable across all interactions with women or anyone guys
03:34Anyone any kind of sales setting any kind of situation?
03:37We're trying to to win the affection or whatever if somebody else
03:40Look at it like a chess game the first the first move needs to be getting them to laugh
03:46You need to break that ice
03:48Staten Island that first you gotta get him to laugh first, then you can start to build that rapport there
03:53I wonder if his audience was actually looking for this kind of video because I understand him talking to some hot chick being good content
03:59But him talking over it and like talking about sales and shit. Like who wants to hear that?
04:04Who's uh, who's covering the Hawaii trip is it uh, you got a sponsor out there now
04:08Okay
04:09Always have some always have some funny jokes or talking points that you can go to
04:14Tucked away on the side of your head if a girl's talking about exotic places. She's talking about Hawaii. She's talking about traveling
04:20It's funny to bring up sponsors. It's funny to bring up fly outs
04:24It's funny to bring up that kind of stuff every girl that's in their 20s to 30s range right now is
04:29Laughing about that kind of stuff thinks it's funny
04:31This is the worst advice ever every girl in her 20s or 30s is joking about trip sponsorships and fly outs
04:37What like obviously the girls you're hanging around with they're probably talking and joking about that stuff
04:41But like do you realize who you're talking to here?
04:43I don't think many people in your audience are gonna be talking to girls who do fly outs and I feel like that could easily
04:48Offend a girl too. Like oh you're on a nice vacation. You obviously didn't pay for this
04:52What did some guy pay for it or something?
04:54Every girl that's in their 20s to 30s range right now is laughing about that kind of stuff thinks it's funny
04:59Same thing with like only fans like that kind of stuff. Those conversations are just easy to go to. They're funny. They're they're they're
05:07Reachable achievable and they're just and they're just easy to write something or what?
05:11No
05:15See she paid for it herself like that was terrible advice like never bring up how someone financed their vacation and definitely don't ask if
05:22Someone else paid for it
05:24Wait, you started to strip
05:26No, I
05:28Classic pick a word spin it around. Okay in the next um, he's having such a good time here
05:34Like I almost feel bad making fun of him because you could tell like he loves doing this shit
05:38And I don't want him to stop putting out these kinds of videos
05:40Like this is my favorite content of his and I'm sure it's his as well
05:43Like he loves talking about himself. Like look at this. He's talking about some bullshit joke
05:48He just made like how he came up with it and everything spin it around. Okay in the next
05:52night shift episode that comes out on Wednesday
05:55The girl that I flew out Danny Torres is gonna be on the episode finally we met up
06:00She said that she comes out here to do to do shootings
06:03Okay, obviously she meant to shoot for like magazines and shit like that. She told me she did shootings
06:08I said you do shootings like like I turned into a thing like we're oh you were involved in a shooting
06:14You know what I'm saying? Like just twist shit up
06:16This just keeps getting better like he remembers one specific joke that he made to some girl and it sounded like it was a good
06:22Joke, it sounded like a terrible joke. Like I don't know why he'd bring that up
06:34Shit Mike dropped the ball on this one. He got her age wrong by one year
06:38There's no way this girl would ever be with him now, right?
06:41Like if you get a girl's age wrong by one year, you're done like you got no chance with her
06:45Sure, you guess under their age. That's very important for I for some reason
06:50I really was thinking 22 23 for this girl if you overshoot even by a year
06:55You're you're you're setting yourself up a little bit for failure Mike. You don't need a sugarcoat it
07:00We all know you get a girl's age wrong by one year. You got no chance with her
07:03That's a make-or-break moment right there
07:05You either get her age on the nose or under a little bit or you're done
07:08But my boy Mike here knows what he's doing. This is the guy who got a lot of roads
07:12He'll be able to finesse his way out of this. He'll probably just bring up only fans or something
07:15Do you have you ever thought about only fans?
07:18Yeah
07:19And honestly like that question, like I said, this is a safe place for me, you know, maybe you like that question
07:26Maybe you don't dude. I get it. You gotta do what you can to get away from the age mishap
07:29You almost lost her there
07:30You gotta keep her on the hook by bringing up only fans because then she'll be thinking about how much goddamn money she could be
07:35Making from that shit reach out to me now
07:37It's super helpful if you're asking questions about topics that you very much understand and know and obviously like the only fans landscape is something
07:45I completely understand and know the background for
07:47So like basically if you when you're talking to a girl like lead her to the water that you know the most about
07:54But this is actually great advice leader to the lake
08:00That you know how to navigate
08:03So don't don't ask questions that will produce answers that you can't then build off of do you understand what I'm fucking saying you right?
08:10Now yeah, I fucking understand you bro. I'm pumped up here. I'm ready
08:14I'm ready to get a girl bring her to the water that I know the most about or like the lake that I know
08:19And I can figure out how to navigate it and shit like with this information
08:22I'm never getting denied by a girl
08:24Alright guys, I think I'm gonna call it here for this video because I really want to go test out some of this advice
08:28On some girls. So thanks for watching and there's a lot more to Mike's video
08:32So if you want to see a part two to this, let me know in the comments
08:35Maybe I'll do a second part and then also make sure you'll hit the like button
08:38Hit the subscribe button and also go subscribe to Mike's channel and like some of his videos. He's a good dude
08:43He's a little too into himself. He says some goofy shit, but he's a good dude
08:46Alright, so thanks for watching and I'll catch you at the next video