Emmerdale 4 October 2024
Emmerdale 4 October 2024
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00:00Oh, hiya. My tablet's still missing, so I thought I might have missed it yesterday when
00:17I checked down the back, but...what? What is it? Your rectum's shifty? Is there something
00:36you're not telling me? I can do without this today, Jimmy. I'm supposed to be at work.
00:43Well, I'll sort it. What's that? Karl's got the dentist in Horton. Jimmy was meant to
00:49take him, but he's having to cover a driving job. Well, I can take him. I've got nothing
00:54else on. Well, you can't be driving with your back injury. The doctors didn't tell me not
01:01to. Are you sure? He'll need dropping at school after, and he gets a bit nervous in the dentist's
01:08chair. Well, I'm a vet. I'm used to putting patients at ease. Furry ones. Anyway...
01:15Isaac, Mattie and Kale are in the car, so if you think you're skiving off again, you
01:22can forget it.
01:23Hey, everything OK?
01:24Yeah, apparently he's got a stomach bug, but funny how he managed to wolf down a bacon
01:31sandwich this morning.
01:32Trying it on, is he? Johnny did the exact same thing the other morning. Honestly, if
01:37I'd a pound...
01:38Well, the truth is, I think he's worried about his mammy. He thinks I'm going to keel over
01:44the minute I'm left alone.
01:46Do you want me to have a word? Or I could just get that blood sample from Isaac's u.
01:51Check there's no chemicals left in her system.
01:53Oh, nurse, I hope not.
01:55Moira, how are you today?
01:57Obviously in need of a babysitter. Did Mackenzie send you?
02:00Don't be ridiculous. This is a social call. We managed lunch the other day without killing
02:03each other, so I thought I'd drag her out for some more fun. I thought we'd do wholesome
02:07today, go for a nice country stroll. Enjoy. I'll call you later with those results.
02:13All right, cheers, nurse.
02:15Laurel, Arthur, how are you today?
02:18I'm still a bit traumatised from walking in on you two.
02:20Yeah, just ignore him. I was going to come and help you with Harvest Festival later.
02:24Oh, there's a pile of donations to sort through. Yeah, Eric's shown his unusual generosity.
02:30The past is sold by date, but still usable, apparently.
02:34Well, I'll see you down there.
02:38Are you OK with us two? You know, I mean, I know it's a bit quick after Jay, but it's not serious.
02:43I don't care who you see.
02:45Well, thanks for not saying anything, because I don't think Jay would be able to handle it right now.
02:49Stop stressing. If you fancy him, just do what you want.
02:53So, are these murder mystery things? Basically, they're just a bunch of people getting dressed up and solving crimes.
03:04In a nutshell, I suppose. The best part is getting under the skin of the characters you're assigned,
03:10just doing your research, bringing them to life.
03:12If I'd have known you were this passionate about it, I'd have let you tell me more yesterday.
03:16Oh, no, that's OK. It's not for everyone.
03:23Coffee, please. Take away.
03:25I'm surprised you were in here at all. My nephew being the devil incarnate.
03:29I can always take my custom elsewhere.
03:31Fine. One coffee coming up.
03:33Maybe I'll come with you next time. See what all the fuss is about.
03:39What do you reckon, Chas?
03:41Couples having a shared hobby.
03:43Er, it depends what it is.
03:45Murder mystery events.
03:47Liam went to one yesterday. Should have seen him all dressed up. Looked well fit.
03:50Did he now?
03:52Apparently. The butler did it.
03:54Oh, well done, you. Hope you enjoyed yourself.
03:57I did. I did, yes.
03:59Thank you very much.
04:01Listen, why don't I take you out for lunch?
04:03Make up for missing Bon and a Million.
04:05There's a lovely pub in Demdike. There's a terrific lunch.
04:08Oh, I can't today. I've got the opticians.
04:10What about later, after work?
04:12Course, yeah. Whatever works for you.
04:15Alright.
04:19You look, er...
04:21Wet.
04:23Just giving her a wash.
04:25I'll have one of my own soon, hopefully.
04:27Oh, but check this one out.
04:29Look, it's got a projector screen, surround sound.
04:31It's like a cinema on wheels.
04:33I suppose it is, Van.
04:35You want to live in it, you need a cooker and a sink.
04:37Still drooling over camper vans?
04:39No, I'm not.
04:41I'm not.
04:43Still drooling over camper vans?
04:45Well, John's the expert.
04:47I'm asking for his advice.
04:49Give us a sec.
04:51Advice, yeah?
04:53Is that what you're calling it now?
04:55You shouldn't even be here.
04:57I wanted to see what a desperate saddler looked like.
04:59I'm not desperate. He's into me, too.
05:01As if.
05:03No, John won't look twice at someone your age.
05:05Listen, I'm in, alright?
05:07So, do one.
05:09Can you show us the inside?
05:11You know, so I get an idea of the layout.
05:13Go on, then.
05:15If you must.
05:21One minute, you're dumping manure in my driveway,
05:23and now here we are, bezzy mates.
05:25Yeah, well, let's not go too far.
05:29But that's probably down to you
05:31for being so forgiving.
05:33Well, I got a brain tumour.
05:35For some reason.
05:37Well, I got a brain tumour.
05:39Puts things in perspective.
05:41Maybe for you, but...
05:43I don't know what's what anymore.
05:45Especially after yesterday.
05:49What happened?
05:51Mac hinted at something, but he didn't say what.
05:53Yeah, cos I asked him not to.
05:55In case Cain finds out.
05:57Sounds serious.
05:59I took the Land Rover out,
06:01and I was trying to find Belle.
06:03But you're not supposed to drive.
06:05Yeah, but I had something really important
06:07that I needed to tell her.
06:09I tried calling her, she didn't pick up,
06:11so I got behind the wheel instead.
06:13And then I got lost,
06:15and ended up having a massive seizure.
06:17Oh, that's awful.
06:19Yeah.
06:21But I was just a mile up the road, Ruby.
06:23And I've driven it a million times,
06:25and I had no idea where I was.
06:27You know, if...
06:29Mackenzie hadn't found me,
06:31I mean, thank God he did,
06:33but if he hadn't, I dread to think.
06:35You must have been terrified.
06:37Yeah, well, I've scared everyone else.
06:39Mackenzie, the kids,
06:41and the worst thing is, I can't even remember
06:43what I had to tell Belle.
06:45You know, I just...
06:47I hate being like this, you know?
06:49It's like...
06:51Life, it used to be so easy.
06:53Now everything's just
06:55out of control.
06:59Maybe Cain should come back.
07:02I can be with you.
07:04No. No.
07:06He needs to be with Zak.
07:08And please don't tell him.
07:10Or Caleb and Chas.
07:12As soon as he finds this out,
07:14he'll drive straight home.
07:16OK.
07:18That's what you want.
07:24It will get better, you know.
07:26After the surgery.
07:28I know that.
07:32I just can't help thinking that...
07:36What if it kills me?
07:38It's a possibility.
07:42I just can't bear
07:44the thought of my boys losing their mum.
07:50Hey, I'm sorry.
07:52That's...
07:54It's not you.
07:56It's not...
07:58It's not just you and me.
08:02It's my mother's cremation today.
08:06No service.
08:08No mourners.
08:12They'll be disposing of her body
08:14all right about now.
08:20Did you not want to be there?
08:22No. God, no.
08:26She disowned me.
08:28She disowned me
08:30when I needed her most.
08:32I never forgave her for it.
08:36I just...
08:40It all feels a bit final
08:42and...
08:44strange.
08:46Sorry.
08:48Don't be daft.
08:50Can you...
08:52Well, we like it.
08:58No.
09:06Why are we stopping?
09:12Listen,
09:14we didn't
09:16finish our little chat
09:18about my tablet going missing. Do you know where it is?
09:20No.
09:22I think you do.
09:24I'll make it clearer
09:26for you, shall I?
09:28Did you or did you not
09:30steal my tablet?
09:34Answer me!
09:36I just took it
09:38to play games and that's all.
09:40Where is it now? In your school bag?
09:42Isaac's got it. He took it off me in the cafe yesterday.
09:44What the hell did you let him do that for?
09:50I need
09:52that tablet, alright? My whole life is on it.
09:56Listen, Carl,
09:58I'm sorry
10:00if I scared you, alright?
10:02But you did the right thing
10:04telling me about Isaac. I appreciate it.
10:06Let's get you to school.
10:08We'll talk about this later.
10:18Where have you been?
10:20You know where. With John in his van.
10:22What? For all this time?
10:24What exactly?
10:26Nothing for you to know about.
10:28Were you and him
10:30having sex?
10:32Arthur, that's well bad.
10:34I see you're homophobic now.
10:36What? No, of course I'm not.
10:40Look, John's too old for you.
10:42That's all it is. I can't believe you went and had sex
10:44with him in his van. Sorry, what did you just say?
10:46April.
10:48What is going on? Nothing, just leave it, will you?
10:50Have you and John slept together?
10:54Well, if you're not denying it, I take that as a yes.
10:56Right.
10:58Where are you going?
11:00To get my hands on him.
11:14You didn't tell Ella where you were.
11:17I just thought it would be simpler that way.
11:19Lying's never simple.
11:21And I really don't appreciate
11:23having to cover for you. I'm sorry.
11:25I thought I was covering for you.
11:27How?
11:29Well, just having a scare like that.
11:31I thought you'd want to keep it a secret
11:33and stop other people from panicking too.
11:35Well, I suppose when you put it like that.
11:37Just don't do it again.
11:39Ah, there you are.
11:41What the hell do you think you're doing sleeping with my son?
11:43Arthur?
11:45What are you talking about?
11:47I've just heard him and April discussing it.
11:49In your van, apparently.
11:53That is not what happened.
11:55He asked to see the layout.
11:57I showed him and then he left.
11:59No, I've seen the men that you've entertained
12:01when you first came here. The whole village did.
12:03So what's my son?
12:05Another notch on your bedpost?
12:07Shut up, will you?
12:09How dare you hit on somebody as young and impressionable as him?
12:11Nothing happened.
12:13He's just trying to be nice. Whatever he's told you, he's making it up.
12:21We haven't been close for years.
12:23Since I fell pregnant.
12:25Yeah, I heard that your parents hated Caleb.
12:29With our passion.
12:31He was never good enough for their little girl.
12:33So that was it?
12:35He kicked me out
12:37and I never saw them again.
12:39I don't know how it feels.
12:41I didn't know that my own mother had died
12:43until after it happened.
12:45I'd have given anything to see her one last time.
12:49Yeah.
12:51I didn't know either
12:53until it was too late.
12:55She reached out to me.
12:57Asked to see me before she died.
12:59Oh?
13:01Do you know why?
13:03I'd like to think it was
13:05because she wanted to apologise
13:07but I will never know.
13:09Hm.
13:13Oh, it's Caleb.
13:15He's probably wondering where I am.
13:17Well, if you need to
13:19spend time with him.
13:21Not today.
13:23Can't bear him fussing around me.
13:25Yeah, he's the same.
13:27Only because they care.
13:29Yeah, I know that.
13:31Some things we have to deal with on our own.
13:35Good riddance to her.
13:37Hm, sure is dead to me anyway.
13:41Is this really the place
13:43to be discussing this?
13:45No, I'm not leaving it.
13:47Tell everyone here nothing happened between us.
13:49Just give them a chance, alright?
13:51We just want to know the truth, love.
13:53Well, it's no one's business who I see.
13:55It is if you go around accusing people.
13:57I'm seeing someone my own age.
13:59I'm not into lads like you.
14:01You're still a kid.
14:03I'm not a kid.
14:06I'm not Australia on my own.
14:08That is completely different. This is about your well-being.
14:10And you're not mature enough to be having sex
14:12with men like this.
14:14They might take advantage.
14:16I'm not mature enough. What about you and Charles?
14:18Sneaking around like teenagers.
14:20Making out with each other.
14:22Charles? Seriously?
14:24You and the vicar?
14:26Can we not discuss this here, please?
14:28Why not? Half the village knows now.
14:32I'm not letting this drop.
14:34And then what you said?
14:36Nor am I.
14:38So when exactly did all this start, then?
14:48Maths? Ugh.
14:50Do you need a hand?
14:52It's pretty easy.
14:56I'm sorry I got angry in the car earlier.
14:58It's just...
15:00With you stealing my tablet,
15:02for both of us.
15:04I only borrowed it.
15:06That's not what the police
15:08are gonna think.
15:10You could end up in jail, like Angelica.
15:12Just think how upset your mum and dad
15:14would be.
15:16You're not gonna tell them,
15:18are you?
15:20I should.
15:22If their son's a thief,
15:24they need to know about it.
15:26Please, don't.
15:28Okay.
15:30If that's what you want,
15:32I'll keep you a little secret.
15:34Hi.
15:36Home already?
15:41How is the dentist?
15:43Fine.
15:45Perfect patient. No decay.
15:47Brushing was good. Deserves a treat, I reckon.
15:49How about I buy you a milkshake?
15:51Go on, then.
15:53Tea won't be long, so no swapping cakes
15:55when your grandad comes round.
15:57Call?
15:59He wouldn't steal a thing.
16:01Look, I didn't want you to find out this way.
16:03I had asked Arthur not to say anything.
16:05Oh, it's your fault for making a show of me.
16:07Can you go upstairs, please?
16:09I'll speak to you in a sec.
16:11Look, I am glad he outed you and Charles.
16:13At least now I know what a pair of devious snakes you are.
16:15I was trying to protect you.
16:17I didn't want to upset you.
16:19No, you would say that.
16:21Look, I know you've had a really tough time recently,
16:23with my heart attack, with Sonny leaving,
16:25but I just thought if you found out,
16:27it might tip you over the edge.
16:29Yeah, well, I would sooner know the truth
16:31than be made a fool of.
16:33Does Manpreet know?
16:35Er, not all of it.
16:37She found us together a few days ago.
16:39But I just thought it was a one-off.
16:41And you still didn't have the decencies to tell me?
16:43Look, I can't get into this now.
16:45I want to talk to Arthur, OK?
16:47It was a bit late for proper parenting, isn't it?
16:49I tried to warn you what he was up to with that other lad,
16:51and now look at the mess he's in.
16:53What chance has he got?
16:59Thanks for today.
17:01Making me cry on your shoulder.
17:03Well, it'll be me crying on yours next,
17:05with the way things are going.
17:07Well, you know where I am.
17:09Any time.
17:11I mean that.
17:13You do?
17:15Your mum's death
17:17might hit you harder than you think.
17:19Thanks.
17:22I'll be sharing any more tears.
17:26Right, I should go.
17:28I'm meeting Mackenzie at the garage.
17:30He picked Isaac up from school.
17:32Are you sure I can't tempt you to dessert?
17:34Er, no, let's not overdo it.
17:36Next you'll be braiding my hair
17:38or let me read your secret diary.
17:40Now that you do not want to see.
17:42Yes, I do.
17:44See you now, yeah?
17:46Cheers.
17:48Myra!
17:50I've got my list of people to call.
17:52Blood test results came back all clear.
17:54Oh yes, thank God for that.
17:56How was your girly fun with Ruby?
17:58It was great.
18:00Weirdly.
18:02Now it's Mackenzie's turn to babysit.
18:04She's too scared that I won't
18:06find my way home against the drivers.
18:08Things can't be that bad.
18:10Can they?
18:12Look, don't repeat this
18:14to anyone because I do not want Cain finding out.
18:16Of course, you know you can trust me.
18:18Well, I went out driving yesterday
18:20and I sort of lost my way.
18:22Ended up in the middle of the woods
18:24having another seizure.
18:26Oh, Myra.
18:28I know.
18:30I can't even trust myself to put my own son up from school.
18:32I've got to get my wee brother to do it.
18:34Have you told the hospital?
18:36No, I've got a scan tomorrow.
18:38I'm just terrified they're going to tell me it's got bigger.
18:40If Cain's aware, who's going with you?
18:42Well, no one yet.
18:44I'd go on my own if I could,
18:47Well, I could come.
18:49I've got the day off work.
18:51Really?
18:53I'd sooner that than ask Mackenzie or Mattie.
18:55I'd just like to process
18:57things on my own first.
18:59And I'm scared they'll go straight to Cain.
19:01I won't interfere.
19:03I'll be there to support you, whatever the outcome.
19:05Thanks, Ness.
19:13I'm off to see Aaron.
19:15Thank you for the drink.
19:17Well, you're more than welcome.
19:19Not like you needed it, getting ambushed like that.
19:21Yeah, not exactly what you want bandied about in front of your boss.
19:23Or the mum of the fella you're seeing.
19:25Just don't want any comebacks at the surgery.
19:27Well, I'll try not to, Barry.
19:29I'm sure it'll never happen.
19:31Let's hope so.
19:35Right, where were we?
19:37Right, well, I've got the difference between
19:39Hercule and Sherlock,
19:41but there's still not a patch on Miss Marple.
19:44And what gives her the edge?
19:46Well, she's a woman, ain't she?
19:48We're just born with that sixth sense
19:50that you men can only dream about.
19:52We are like MI5 on oestrogen.
19:54If someone's up to something
19:56or trying to hide anything, we just know.
19:58Hey!
20:00Ella, hi! How's things?
20:02I'm not blind, I know that much.
20:06The optician thinks I've just got digital eye strain.
20:08I need the monitor moving
20:10and an anti-glare cover over the screen.
20:13Right, well, I'm sure the vets can sort all that out.
20:15I'm glad it's nothing more serious.
20:17I know, right? So, what have you been up to?
20:19Oh, nothing much.
20:21Just boring Chas with idle chit-chats.
20:27Can I get you anything? Do you want a drink or a meal?
20:29I thought we were eating in Dendite later.
20:31Yes, of course.
20:33Don't want to ruin our appetites.
20:35Oh, well, I'll have a drink.
20:37Gin and tea, please.
20:39And another zero.
20:41I'll take him off your hands, Chas.
20:43He can bore me with his chit-chat instead.
20:49So, how's your tummy now?
20:51Better than this morning.
20:53Oh, that's funny, that.
20:57What are you going to do?
20:59About what?
21:01Getting your tablet back off Isaac.
21:03I'm sure I'll think of something.
21:05You said you need it. I can ask him now.
21:07Don't say anything.
21:11I will deal with Isaac when I decide.