The Final ABC/CBS/NBC/FOX Split Screen Credits For 2024 (Added Bonus) Part 1
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00:00Behind Jack's lies, watch what happens next on General Hospital.
00:04Did you ever wish you could go back and fix your mistakes?
00:07Homecoming week, 1988.
00:08I got up there and I froze.
00:10This fall, I'm doing it.
00:11Last night, I went to bed on my 30th birthday.
00:14And I woke up this morning and I was 16!
00:16ABC presents a drama about second chances.
00:19Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
00:22That was then, new this fall on ABC.
00:24If you think our history is rich with excitement and diversity,
00:28just wait until you hear the soundtrack.
00:30July 4th, musical fireworks explode on ABC.
00:34From Sheryl Crow and the Biggest Names in Pop
00:36to Bluegrass, Broadway, the Boston Pops, Gospels, even foot-stomping Fiddlers.
00:40It's America's soundtrack.
00:42And July 4th, you'll hear it only on ABC.
00:45She says next on General Hospital.
00:48Jim is an IRS man.
00:52He's headed to Pushnawatta to solve a mystery.
00:57But you can take part and solve it at home.
01:01You can win the money he's searching for.
01:04Pushnawatta, coming this fall to ABC.
01:07Tuesday.
01:08It's, uh, no honor amongst thieves.
01:10The ultimate spy game is down to six.
01:12Al, Bill, Bribbs, Darwin, Dorothy, and Heather.
01:15But fewer suspects means more chances to make a crucial mistake.
01:19The Mole 2.
01:20This game is an easy one to sabotage.
01:23Fresh clues and a new episode this Tuesday, 9, 8 central on ABC.
01:28On the first day of the holidays, my true love gave to me
01:31A frosty beer.
01:32And Drew still hates me-me.
01:35On the second day of the holidays, look
01:37I'm a Christmas tree.
01:39I'm Santa Claus.
01:40Yum, have some turkey jerky.
01:43On the third day of the holidays, I dressed his dog again.
01:4610,000 square feet and a den.
01:48Look, I'm a fish with a hook in my chin.
01:51It's like you know, you know.
01:52Three French hens.
01:53She wants me, I know.
01:55Happy holidays from the comedies of ABC.
01:59Christmas night on ABC.
02:01It's the Walt Disney World Very Merry Christmas Parade.
02:04With Mickey and Minnie and all their friends.
02:06Harry Connick Jr.
02:07Are you ready for a good time?
02:09Pop sensations, insane.
02:10Happy holidays.
02:13Red hot 98 degrees.
02:15Merry Christmas, everybody!
02:17Shadesi.
02:18James Ingram.
02:20Dwayne Braden.
02:21And your hosts, Susan Sullivan and Mitchell Ryan.
02:24The Walt Disney World Very Merry Christmas Parade.
02:26Christmas night at 8, 7 central on ABC.
02:32This summer, That's 70's Show is back with new episodes.
02:36How's it going back there?
02:39See the flower power.
02:40Looks like a hand giving the finger.
02:42Experience the love.
02:44I saw mom and dad having sex.
02:47Get hooked on the feeling.
02:48Are you on dope?
02:49Because we can help get you clean.
02:52There's counseling, hospitalization.
02:54My foot kicking your a**.
02:55It's a full hour of That's 70's Show.
02:58Oh, spouses!
02:59Monday, June 14.
03:01Starting at 8, 7 central on Fox.
03:03Play.
03:04Play?
03:05This isn't a game.
03:06May I see your ID?
03:07What is this about?
03:08You're under arrest.
03:10They love Fired Up Thursdays on NBC.
03:13Fired Up, thumbs up.
03:14It is out of sight.
03:15It's fun and saucy Thursday night.
03:17Out loud, laughs in your living room.
03:18Sharon Lawrence, bop-bop-boom.
03:20She used to be on NYPD Blue.
03:22But now she's on Fired Up.
03:24A dynamo on her new show.
03:25She's sexy, hot and all revved up.
03:27Yes, thank you.
03:29Ringing, bumbling, snappy, funny, sassy.
03:31Fresh, delicious Fired Up on NBC.
03:34Thursday.
03:35After Seinfeld.
03:39On Sunday, May 18th.
03:41Get ready for the greatest adventure of all time
03:44when The Odyssey comes to NBC.
03:46Among the most expensive miniseries ever made.
03:50Filmed across the globe.
03:51Action!
03:52With a cast of thousands and amazing special effects.
03:57And you can only see it on NBC.
04:00You cannot stop me!
04:06The Odyssey.
04:07Only on NBC.
04:12It may not be paradise, but it'll be one great show anyway
04:15when Jay welcomes Paradise Road star Glenn Close.
04:17Your local news is next.
04:27Tuesday.
04:28Welcome to my home for the holidays.
04:30Martha Sharer's Holiday How-To and Christmas Crafts
04:32with Miss Piggy, Michael Jordan and Dennis Bronze.
04:35Martha Stewart, Welcome Home for the Holidays.
04:37Then it's a holiday romance.
04:39Will a country girl fall for a city boy?
04:42Melissa Gilbert, Tim Matheson, Travis Tritt.
04:45Christmas in my hometown.
04:46CBS Tuesday.
04:54Box Sunday.
04:55The Simpsons saddle up for the most dangerous show in the West.
04:58Hey, Toro!
04:59Here's something to gore!
05:00Dad!
05:01Not now, honey.
05:02Daddy's busy.
05:03Get ready for the wildest rescue ever.
05:05Help him!
05:06They got rodeo clowns?
05:07Is my lipstick even?
05:09Go like this.
05:10And all new Simpsons.
05:12Then Dewey becomes a clean freak.
05:15There's germs on him!
05:16And it's driving Lois crazy.
05:18Nothing happened to me.
05:20All new Malcolm in the Middle
05:21after The Simpsons at 8, 7 Central.
05:23Box Sunday.
05:24Night.
05:25It's the season premiere of The Simpsons.
05:26My Edison had already invented 503 things.
05:30I'm a phobie.
05:31I've got a lot of work to do to catch up with him.
05:33I just want to know how to invent things.
05:36You could take something that already exists
05:38and find a new use for it.
05:40Hamburger earmuffs.
05:41Thomas Edison smoked several cigars a day.
05:44Yeah, he invented stuff, too.
05:46Shut up.
05:47The four greatest inventions in the history of mankind.
05:51Don't miss the season premiere of The Simpsons.
05:53Sunday, September 20th on Fox.
05:57I made this.
05:58Even if you've seen every episode,
06:06you haven't heard the whole story.
06:14Explore the mysteries behind the television phenomenon.
06:18The X-Files.
06:20See exclusive interviews,
06:22behind-the-scenes outtakes,
06:24and scenes from the...
06:28Last Wednesday, 22 million viewers journeyed to a place
06:31where true love is put to the ultimate test.
06:33I had a feeling that something emotional was going to take place.
06:36Tonight, discover why America can't stop talking about Temptation Island.
06:41I'm in heaven right now.
06:42I don't think I want to watch the rest of that.
06:44Temptation Island starts in 30 minutes.
06:47And now, a daughter's secret is exposed.
06:50Lily's got a tattoo on her butt.
06:52Have we ever checked her butt?
06:53How am I supposed to check her butt?
06:54Grounded for life.
06:55An all-new episode starts right now.
06:59Box Saturday.
07:01Get ready for a night on the streets you'll never forget.
07:04Cops and America's Most Wanted are teaming up.
07:07Be there when John Walsh joins forces with America's Finest
07:10to break up an explosive street riot.
07:12Get back right now!
07:14Hunt down the nation's most dangerous fugitives.
07:16We got all surrounding agencies coming to us right now.
07:18And that's just the beginning.
07:20You never know what might happen.
07:22Cops and America's Most Wanted.
07:24A special two-hour crime-fighting event.
07:27Starting at 8, 7 Central.
07:28Box Saturday.
07:29The scandal.
07:30Pat O'Brien checked himself into an alcohol rehab clinic.
07:33The private voicemails.
07:36Tell me what happened that week.
07:37Now, the real intervention begins.
07:40You are on self-destruct.
07:42Pat O'Brien goes face-to-face with Dr. Phil.
07:44Do you deserve a second chance?
07:46A primetime Dr. Phil CBS Wednesday.
07:49I encountered a hidden suspect.
07:51Chased him into the subway.
07:53The suspect fired at me.
07:55And that's when I fired at him.
07:57Are you sure this is the guy you were chasing?
07:59No, no.
08:00The cop?
08:01It's the most powerful episode of the season.
08:04Evidence is damaging to you.
08:05It feels like I'm already being hung.
08:07A new CSI New York CBS Wednesday.
08:09Survivor Thursday.
08:11We are down to six.
08:14Tribal alliances crumble.
08:16Friends lose great friends.
08:18I came to play a game.
08:19Plus, when you combine the most difficult challenges into one.
08:22Wow.
08:23Anything can happen.
08:24With three episodes to go, we'll keep you guessing till the end.
08:27Fourth member of our jury.
08:28New Survivor CBS Thursday.