笑点 2024年10月06日 一之輔が小遊三and好楽and山田を○○に置き去り!-演芸は、ぺこぱの爆笑漫才!
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00:30I am Shota Shunputei, the host of Shoten no Jikan ga Yatte Marimashita.
01:00Today's program is a celebration of the 55th anniversary of the opening of the Fukuoka Broadcasting Company.
01:05It is broadcast from the Soreyu Hall in Kitakyushu.
01:08It's a comedy, but it's a new style of Tsukkomi that doesn't deny it.
01:14It's a comedy by Mr. Pekopa.
01:16Here you go.
01:24Thank you very much.
01:28Once again, please welcome Mr. Pekopa.
01:32Thank you very much.
01:34Please introduce yourself.
01:38Sorry to keep you waiting.
01:40My name is Shouinji.
01:46I'm an actor.
01:48Thank you very much.
01:50And this is...
01:52Hello, everyone.
01:54I'm Shumei.
01:57I'm Shunpei.
01:59Nice to meet you.
02:01Thank you, Shunpei.
02:03This is Shoten.
02:05I've been watching you since I was a kid.
02:07I've been watching you.
02:08You all look like teachers.
02:10Thank you very much.
02:12By the way, can you raise your hand if you've seen or never seen us?
02:19Everyone will raise their hands.
02:21But who hasn't raised their hands?
02:24Please join us.
02:26Let's have fun together.
02:28Let's stretch our arms.
02:31It's okay to sit down.
02:33Let's stretch our arms.
02:35It's easy.
02:36It's good.
02:37It's good to stretch your arms.
02:38It's good.
02:39It's good to stretch your arms.
02:42Raise your index finger.
02:44Raise it.
02:45Cross your fingers.
02:47One, two, three.
02:48Shubei!
02:49I just want to do it.
02:51I just want to do it.
02:53Thank you very much.
02:54Thank you very much.
02:56You just set a new record.
02:58Yes, I did.
02:59There were a lot of Shubei poses.
03:01There were a lot of Shubei poses.
03:02Thank you very much.
03:03No, it's not like that.
03:04Let's do a manzai.
03:05It's a manzai.
03:06I'm sorry.
03:08Shunpei.
03:09What's wrong?
03:10It's sudden, but I think it's great to be a couple who reunite at the airport.
03:14It's a couple who reunite at the airport.
03:17It's good.
03:19The reunion of a man and a woman who can't hold back their love is beautiful.
03:25It's good.
03:26Thank you very much.
03:28Can you act as a girlfriend who comes to pick up her boyfriend at the airport?
03:32I'm the girlfriend, right?
03:33Yes.
03:34Not bad.
03:38Shubei!
03:39You came to pick me up.
03:41I wanted to see you.
03:45I'm home, mom.
03:46The reunion with your mother is also beautiful.
03:51That's right.
03:53Love is a cloud.
03:57There are many forms.
04:00Thank you very much.
04:02Thank you very much.
04:04No, it's not like that.
04:05Why are you playing the role of a mother?
04:07I made a mistake.
04:09No, the mistake is your hometown.
04:12Everyone has it.
04:13Let's forgive the sin.
04:16Let's turn back time.
04:20Shubei!
04:21I wanted to see you.
04:23Who?
04:24Don't forget.
04:25Before I say that, I'll try to remember.
04:28Did you forget about me?
04:30I'm sorry, I can't remember.
04:31The first date was eating together until we were full.
04:37Kangaichi?
04:38That's right.
04:39On my birthday, I ate delicious food, rode a Ferris wheel, and saw a beautiful night view.
04:45Cha Cha Town?
04:46That's right.
04:48When I was hungry, I went to the supermarket and ate delicious food.
04:54Spina Mart?
04:55That's right.
04:56No, it's all up to Kitakyushu, but I can enjoy it enough.
05:04Kitakyushu, thank you very much.
05:06Shubei, I really wanted to see you.
05:08I wanted to see you too.
05:09Yes.
05:10I wanted to see you so much that I filled my love with another woman.
05:14No, it's your destiny.
05:16It's not you.
05:17Let's go play.
05:19Okay.
05:20Let's play bowling.
05:21Okay.
05:22Bowling Kingdom, Small Town, Kokura Store.
05:24Okay.
05:25I'll throw first.
05:26Okay.
05:27Here I go.
05:28Touch it.
05:29I did it! It's a strike! I did it!
05:33Oh, I'm sorry.
05:34I didn't see it.
05:35No, even if you didn't see it, there's a record on the score.
05:38It's true.
05:39That's amazing.
05:40I did it.
05:41It's my turn next.
05:42Good luck.
05:44Huh?
05:45Wait, where are you going?
05:48Shubei?
05:49Huh?
05:50It's pretty far.
05:53Watch me carefully.
05:56Okay.
05:59Okay, here I go.
06:02Strike!
06:03I did it! It's a strike!
06:05No, if you do it in a different lane, you can face the sport of bowling.
06:14Hey, ugly.
06:15No, thank you for going out with me, ugly.
06:18Let's play darts.
06:19I like darts.
06:20Okay, I'll show you something cool.
06:22Good luck.
06:23Okay.
06:24Strike!
06:25Thank you for the memories of a lifetime of pain.
06:29Oh, I'm sorry.
06:30There's tomato juice coming out of my head.
06:32No, I fell in love with your kindness that doesn't say blood.
06:35I'm happy.
06:36Where are you going next?
06:37Oh, I'm sorry.
06:38Wait, I have to get on the plane and go somewhere again.
06:42No, goodbyes are always sudden.
06:44Where are you going?
06:45Goodbye!
06:46Don't go.
06:47No, I'm going to be a plane and fly.
06:50Don't fly!
07:03No, if my neck is broken, it's my fault.
07:09Because I'm doing it myself.
07:12My neck is an old SoftBank Hawks.
07:16It's a Senga fork.
07:18It's better not to shake.
07:22Thank you very much.
07:24Wait a minute, partner.
07:25What are you doing?
07:26Where are you standing?
07:28Partner!
07:29What?
07:33Did I move?
07:41That's not possible.
07:43Wait a minute, partner.
07:44Wait a minute, partner.
07:45What?
07:46We're not a couple to celebrate at the airport at all.
07:48I can't get on the plane because I'm afraid of it.
07:51No, it's not a big deal.
07:53Thank you very much.
08:14Thank you very much.
08:16Thank you very much.
08:42It's time for the big game.
08:44Today's game is from Kitakyushu City, Fukuoka Prefecture.
08:48First of all, I'd like to say hello to everyone who says they don't need to live anymore if they can play big in Fukuoka.
08:55Congratulations to all the Hawks fans for winning the game.
09:01Coach Kokubo, that was good.
09:04The fun part is the playoff.
09:07The match with Coach Shincho is also something to look forward to.
09:11Until next Sunday, I'm a Hawks fan, Yuza Ko.
09:19Yesterday, when I got off at Hakata Station,
09:21there was an old man who came up to me and said,
09:23Mr. Ichinosuke, can I get your autograph?
09:25I wrote Ayano Go on the paper and he said,
09:27Mr. Ichinosuke, thank you very much.
09:29I wrote it with joy.
09:31There are a lot of strange people in Fukuoka.
09:33I'm Ichinosuke.
09:38If you are Japanese, you can sing a famous song, right?
09:43I'll sing it.
09:45We are all alive.
09:49We sing because we are alive.
09:52I'm Taihei.
09:57Actually, my mother was born in Yahata, Kitakyushu.
10:01My father was born in Tobata.
10:04When I asked my parents what the city of Kitakyushu was like,
10:07they said they moved to the Kanto region before they could think of it,
10:10so they don't remember it.
10:13Today, I'd like to give my parents a memorable speech from Kitakyushu.
10:18I'm Harenosuke Tatekawa.
10:23I was looking forward to coming to Kitakyushu,
10:26so I came here on a direct flight.
10:28It was an izakaya, so I came here on a direct flight.
10:33I hope the pandemic will end soon.
10:40I found out that I'm 172 cm tall.
10:45The reason is that I'm in Fukuoka,
10:48so I measured my height.
10:53I'm Miyaji.
10:55Next, I'd like to tell you that
10:58if you can carry a futon in Fukuoka,
11:01you can graduate.
11:07I came to Fukuoka for the first time in five years.
11:16I'm Yamada Takahito.
11:22I'm Yamada Takahito.
11:28If you give a good answer,
11:31I'll give you a futon.
11:33If you give a bad answer, I'll take it away.
11:35You know that, don't you?
11:38If you get 10 correct answers,
11:39I'll give you a great product.
11:40Do your best.
11:42Let's move on to the first question.
11:44Mr. Yamada, please read the question.
11:46Yes, sir.
11:49Goto-chi, Moji-ko, is famous for its retro town.
11:54Please introduce each part of Fukuoka with a character.
12:00First, I'd like you to give me a short hint.
12:03I'll ask you what it is.
12:05Please answer with a character on your head.
12:10Mr. Harunosuke.
12:11Yes.
12:12I want to take a slow walk.
12:15What is it?
12:16Fukuoka is a modern and retro town where you can feel the times.
12:26Mr. Harunosuke, you're doing well.
12:29Mr. Goheisa.
12:31I was called as soon as I got off at Kitakyushu Airport.
12:35What is it?
12:37Is it James Dean?
12:43Mr. Yamada, please answer with a character.
12:45Mr. Miyaji.
12:47It's time for the people of Kitakyushu to kneel.
12:50What is it?
12:51It's going to be a little cheaper.
12:55Then, with this DVD,
12:59it's 2,980 yen.
13:02It's cheap.
13:09Mr. Itsunosuke.
13:10Yes.
13:11There was a person who was fighting outside the venue.
13:14What is it?
13:15Do you have a problem with that?
13:17It's a woman!
13:24Mr. Kouraku.
13:25Yes.
13:26I have a request for the people of Fukuoka.
13:28What is it?
13:30I want to get a souvenir from my hometown.
13:37I don't want it.
13:38Mr. Tahei.
13:39Yes.
13:40This is Mr. Go Hiromi from Fukuoka.
13:44What is it?
13:45My hometown is more honest.
13:52Japan!
13:57Mr. Koita.
13:59Last night, I was told by my mother.
14:04What is it?
14:05Are you going home already?
14:07I have plenty of time.
14:14Mr. Itsunosuke.
14:15I was next to him, but it was different.
14:19What is it?
14:20Go home already, old man.
14:28You don't have to clap so much.
14:32Mr. Harunosuke.
14:33Yes.
14:34This is for the people of Kitakyushu.
14:37What is it?
14:38Women like models.
14:40Men like gentlemen.
14:48Mr. Itsunosuke.
14:49This is for the people of Kitakyushu.
14:53What is it?
14:54I thought there would be more young people, but there are only seniors in life.
15:00See?
15:02I told you.
15:06Mr. Koita.
15:07I'll give you a serious answer.
15:09Please.
15:10Mr. Yamakawa, you did your best.
15:14What is it?
15:15No complaints.
15:23I'll give you the second question.
15:26There are various occupations.
15:29You have to do your parents' work.
15:32Please tell me what kind of occupation your child did.
15:37I'll ask you what happened, so please answer.
15:41Mr. Taihei's child.
15:43Your son is a school teacher.
15:46You often have to do your parents' work.
15:49Mr. Taihei.
15:50The child of a sushi restaurant did his work.
15:54What happened?
15:55He told the customer that he was fired.
16:01I'll give you one.
16:04Mr. Miyaji.
16:05The son of a sushi restaurant was fired.
16:09What happened?
16:10He said,
16:11I won't get paid.
16:14But he did his best.
16:19Mr. Itsunosuke.
16:21The son of the president of a railway company was fired.
16:26What happened?
16:27He said,
16:28It's not bad to ride on the rail laid by his parents.
16:34Mr. Karunosuke.
16:35Yes.
16:36The son of a firefighter was fired.
16:39What happened?
16:40He said,
16:41It's more difficult to avoid a fire than a fire.
16:46It's a difficult time.
16:49You're doing well.
16:51Please.
16:53You're doing well.
16:56Don't pressure me.
16:58Mr. Koraku.
17:00The son of a horse rider was fired.
17:03What happened?
17:04He said,
17:05The horse didn't fit.
17:12Mr. Itsunosuke.
17:14The son of a prison chief was fired.
17:17What happened?
17:18He said,
17:19He had to take care of two children.
17:26Mr. Miyaji.
17:27The son of a tap man was fired.
17:30What happened?
17:31He said,
17:32He only works twice a week.
17:41What is this system?
17:43It's a system to match fingerprints.
17:46Mr. Taiei.
17:47The son of a used car dealer was fired.
17:51What happened?
17:52He said,
17:53He had to raise a street cat in front of the store.
18:03Mr. Itsunosuke.
18:05The son of a con artist was fired.
18:08What happened?
18:09He said,
18:10He said,
18:11He called his wife and said,
18:16Well,
18:17I'll give you a criminal case.
18:20A criminal case?
18:22That's a serious answer.
18:23Please.
18:24The son of a judge was fired.
18:26What happened?
18:27He's happy to be judged.
18:32Mr. Yabahara.
18:33Well,
18:35Mr. Harunosuke.
18:37The son of a carpenter was fired.
18:40What happened?
18:41Maybe it's fate because he's a carpenter.
18:49Please give me something like this.
18:52Well,
18:53Please.
18:54This one.
18:55Yes.
18:56Mr. Kouraku.
18:57The son of a Sanyutei Kouraku was fired.
19:01What happened?
19:02He hated the name Kouraku,
19:04so he changed his name to Enraku.
19:11I know how you feel.
19:13Why?
19:14Why do you know?
19:15Mr. Koyota.
19:16The son of a pilot was fired.
19:19What happened?
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23:31You just walked up to the Prince
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23:36Yes,
23:39Gon-Raku!
23:40My Lord!
23:43What is it...?
23:47Right?!
23:49You don't know!
23:50No, no.
23:51He's not saying it out loud.
23:53I understand.
23:56Mr. Ichinoseke.
23:57Your excellency, as you can see,
23:59now in Japan an aging society is going on.
24:02Is that true?
24:03Therefore, and this is good news,
24:05I propose we leave the blue, pink, and red ones to the mountains.
24:16I see.
24:18You look like you've been left behind.
24:22And with that...
24:24Excuse me!
24:25I need to pee.