BFDIA 14 - PointyPointyPointy - 1of6
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00:00Good news! We dodged the basketball showers!
00:18Hooray!
00:19I hate flying!
00:20Easy for you to say, lazy crazy daisy fanny! You aren't even cranking!
00:24I don't have any arms, so I can't help you guys!
00:27You know how you could help!
00:32AHHHH!
00:33So painful!
00:35Hooray!
00:36Don't hurt her! You know what? I'll crank it!
00:38Uh, guys? What's that spire in front of us? It's huge!
00:42Just like your massive inflated noggin.
00:44And is that a bunk bed on top?
00:46Well, steer away from it. I don't want to crash.
00:49Sure thing!
00:50What do you think that cloud looks like?
00:52I think the cloud looks like a snowball.
00:55Because I'm not blind!
00:58Well, I think it looks like how big my enormous brain is.
01:04Wait!
01:05Bugs!
01:08Silly Queenie! The bugs are our host! And they're just telling us it's time for cake and steak!
01:13I can't understand them!
01:27Not a problem, Nickel. My yo-yo straw can also translate bug-ese into English. Watch!
01:32Seven of you are up for elimination!
01:35That was impressive!
01:36So rude!
01:37What do you mean, so rude?
01:39You bought tickets to watch this cake and steak!
01:42Oh, right.
01:44Nickel, Pin, Bomby, Fries, Tennis Ball, Golf Ball, and Queenie!
01:48Whoever gets the most likes gets a prize!
01:50Whoever gets the most dislikes is eliminated!
01:52Isn't this thrilling?
01:53Well, let's see who won the prize!
01:55Prize! Prize! Prize!
02:02Pin wins the prize!
02:04Congratulations, buddy!
02:08Spin the wheel already, Pin! We don't got all day!
02:11Well, since you won't spin it, it looks like you'll win. Excruciating pain for 2763 years.
02:18Sounds fun!
02:19Stop! Stop! Stop! I have had enough of Pin being the butt of your jokes! I will spin it!
02:25Whoops!
02:26Regain your face, your size, and a state-of-the-art mech suit? Oh, my tater!
02:33Pin shall rise! Pin shall rise! Pin shall rise!
02:38Bombs, guys! I'm feeling uneasy!
02:41Return of the world! Return of the world! Return of the world!
02:46Yay! I'm back to regular size! And I got my face! And I got my limbs! Oh!
02:52Wait, they got my face on the wrong side!
02:54Maybe Pin can get her brain back, too?
03:01Wow, you fixed it!
03:02Welcome back, Pin!
03:03Pin, it's so nice you're complete again! What's the first thing you want to do now?
03:07Oh, that's an easy one.
03:08Tear down the free-smartest who did this to me.
03:12Run!
03:20You need to stop violating cake-and-steak etiquette, Pencil! Maybe now you'll learn your lesson!
03:25Oh, my word! The bug's poisoned Pencil! How could we let her suffer such a fate?
03:29Oh, yeah, um, we'd never let that happen!
03:34Uh-oh! If the bugs are gonna kill us, then we gotta kill the bugs with Spongy!
03:44On to the elimination!
03:47We got 57,725 dislikes. You'll get a poisoned instrument if you're safe.
03:53Coiny and Pin are the first ones safe.
03:56Yes! Body back, and now I'm in the final ten? This day just keeps getting better and better!
04:01Tennis Ball is also safe, with 5K.
04:04Yay! Cello there, Golfy!
04:06That joke is adequately funny. C-plus.
04:10Now we're down to Nickel, Bomby, Fries, and Golf Ball.
04:13The leads switched hands between you guys at least three times, and all of you got over 10,000 dislikes.
04:19You repulsive dislike magnets!
04:22Ironic you're calling us repulsive!
04:24Um, I wouldn't call our hosts repulsive, Fries.
04:27Nickel is nice, so he's safe.
04:29Woo! Kindness wins again!
04:31Fries is mean, but he's safe.
04:33And it's dead.
04:34Wait, what's that mean?
04:36It's down to Bonnie and Golf Ball!
04:38But I'm so used to getting prizes! This can't be happening!
04:41TB, calculate my chances of winning.
04:43Hmm, it's 1 out of 11, so 9.090909 repeating percent. But don't you normally like doing the math yourself? Are you nervous?
04:51Not nervous, just verifying.
04:53For Spongy to kill the bugs, we need them all in one place.
04:57I heard they like sugar.
04:59I got you covered!
05:01Perfect! Push them where Spongy's gonna land!
05:06It's working! Keep going!
05:08Here we go, here we go!
05:10Save some for me!
05:13Okay, now back up!
05:17Hooray!
05:19So, who's eliminated?
05:20Golf Ball, don't you see? Our host has been killed!
05:23No matter, we've been through this before!
05:26Come host now!
05:28But Golfy, who the heck is my next meal?
05:33Who's calling me?
05:35Wait, Burf Bag, you can't forget to-
05:40Um, what's that noise?
05:46Oh no!
05:48Oh no!
05:52Stop cranking, stop cranking!
05:54What? I can't hear you!
05:56Oh right, how could I forget?
06:00Phew, that was too close.
06:02I'm gossiping about this!
06:04Hey BFF, you would not believe what I just saw!
06:07No way, besties! Fill the beans!
06:09Was that Burf Bag's voice? But isn't she-
06:14Spongy just died.
06:15For real? Hold on, my friends broke their bones. I'll call you back.
06:18Sure, see you later.
06:20Enough dying! Who's eliminated?
06:22Well, all the books are dead, and Burf Bag picked up the phone, so I guess she's the host?
06:26Awesome! Wait, excuse me, out of my way, hold on.
06:29I'd love to host! Let's reveal the votes!
06:38Golf Ball, I don't really know you, but you are eliminated!
06:42What? But I'm the world lead- team leader!
06:46No, not golfy!
06:48Wow, this is going to be so satisfying!
06:52Tennis friends, keep inventing devices! That's how you can win this for the both of us!
06:56Now my chances of winning are from 9.09% to 0.000%.
07:01Wait, is that a golf club?
07:09Awesome! Another team no-namer!
07:10Oh, great.
07:12Like, now that that stupid, bozo-brained, bossy butt is gone, spin the, like, wheel to choose the contest!
07:17Yay! Match is back!
07:19Get out of here, Match, I'm the host now!
07:21But I gotta do this for FreeSmart, and I wanna, like, see Penn Spence!
07:24Rules are rules!
07:26Why don't we have everybody in the Locker of Losers host?
07:28Okay! Yay!
07:30But seriously, spin that contest wheel already.
07:35Um, guys?
07:37Oh my gosh! Bad flute!
07:38I'm not dead.
07:40Oh my gosh, you're alive! But we paid a lot for that poster, so...
07:53Enough killing! I would never advocate for that!