DRАGULА S06Е02 (2024)
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00:00Welcome back, dolls!
00:29It looks like you survived last week's terrible trip to the ocean depths, and you're back
00:33for more!
00:34I can't say it turned out the same way for Severity Stone.
00:40That poor, unfortunate soul.
00:43Well, I think it was Aristotle who once said, remember, uglies, life's a bitch and then
00:50you die.
00:53And speaking of dying, and bitches, we better get this show on the road.
00:59There's another Barbie just waiting to be barbecued, and I already started the grill.
01:06On that note, get ready, kids, because it's showtime.
01:10The curtains are about to open and I think it's high time these dolls found out who's
01:15really pulling the strings.
01:16It's the week two!
01:17Oh, what is this?
01:18Are we getting more things?
01:19I want the little ones!
01:20It's a new week, and bitch, why are there dolls on the table?
01:39Um, I don't know what this means, but it might be part of the challenge?
01:44Who do you guys think is going home this week?
01:45I personally think Severity, I love her, but she had the weakest look in the room and she
01:49didn't serve it.
01:50I just feel like Aurora should go home because she voted for me.
01:54Scylla and Antie, I did want to ask, since your Chicago sister is in the bottom, how
01:59are y'all feeling about her being there?
02:01Deserved.
02:02Oh, is she your sister?
02:03I voted for her, I was one of the only votes for her.
02:05She only had two votes and it was me and Severity.
02:07Scylla, you talk about Aurora and like, maybe she's not a monster, maybe she is.
02:11As a person, besides the drag, do you even like her?
02:16I've actually...
02:17You hesitated.
02:18Well, because I have a lot of mixed feelings.
02:20Honestly, Aurora could breathe and Scylla would be mad about it, so whatever.
02:24I don't know what's going on in Chicago, but it doesn't seem like these bitches like each
02:28other.
02:29Like, even though Antie is Scylla's mom, she's ragging on her, Aurora and Scylla obviously
02:34don't get along.
02:35Let's just say this, Chicago is fucked.
02:38But like, what was all of the reimagination with that too?
02:41It was just like, Mommy Madonna, like with the cone bra?
02:43Well, let's talk about reimagination for a moment because I would beg to say that Asia's
02:48look was over-redesigned to the point that I couldn't actually really see Art the Clown
02:54in there at all.
02:55While we do want your look to be a complete reinvention, it's important that your icon
02:59is still recognizable.
03:00In the call room, when I said, oh, did anyone disagree with my win, you were real quiet and
03:05then as soon as we come in this morning, then you have something to say about me.
03:08But she won with the look.
03:10Why are you bitter?
03:11Interesting, Kai.
03:12I liked my look last week, and then this week you flipped the script, so I feel like she
03:15is bringing those calculations out.
03:18And yours was one of the least reimagined, I thought, so where was the reimagination
03:21yours besides fashion?
03:22Because all of us are bringing fashion.
03:23Well, not all of us are bringing fashion because some people are in the bottom.
03:26We're not talking about Scylla, we're talking about you.
03:28Excuse me, I wasn't in the bottom, I was safe.
03:31Do we think without the scroll that I would have been in the bottom?
03:34Yes.
03:35We all agree, anonymously.
03:36Love you, Scylla.
03:37I am used to being underestimated and overlooked, so if you don't want to see me as your competition
03:41right now, I'll be okay with that.
03:44I think you're delusional.
03:46Scylla would not have been safe unless she found that scroll, even a blind bitch could
03:49tell you that.
03:50What I want to get to is, what's the chatter, Mr. Game Matter, bitch, you voted for me this
03:55last week.
03:56I did.
03:57I gave you glamour, gore, and dangerous, bitch.
03:59Glamour, I didn't see it, sister.
04:00Okay, good for you.
04:01Yeah, it was good for me.
04:02Well, you'll see it, and what are you bringing then?
04:05Just brains?
04:06I've brought it already, so I'm not concerned about that.
04:09Desiree can talk until her lips fall off, but I stand behind my vote.
04:13Who did you vote for?
04:14Something's not right here.
04:15Pi?
04:16Oh, yeah, why don't we talk about that?
04:18I mean, mine was based on attitude alone, and here you are coming for Asia the first
04:21day after her win, and it's like, hello.
04:23I'm kind of shocked that Majesty decided to vote for Pi, Pi wasn't even on the bottom.
04:27It's kind of too early to tell, but maybe Majesty is playing a game already.
04:31I voted for Pi because she was being salty last week.
04:33She should be more grateful.
04:34I was intentionally being very quiet in the cauldron, because I was actually very happy
04:39to be safe, but I didn't want to put a target on my back, and I decided to double down and
04:44be like, ah, I wish I was in the top, even though I was so happy to be safe.
04:49The reality is that that was the act.
04:51According to my calculations, it's give and take.
04:54I don't know, this time right now, this feels more performative than I think I've ever seen
04:58you, and I was going to defend you for a second, but ...
05:01This does not feel like real at all.
05:04She thought she was going to be a front runner in this competition, and she was safe.
05:07It's clearly fucking literally.
05:09Aloha, uglies.
05:14Hi, baby.
05:19So after Judgment, I got on a plane to Hawaii, and then I literally just got back this morning.
05:25Holy shit.
05:26Did you get the shirt there?
05:28Yeah.
05:29They sent that bitch to Hawaii?
05:31Pissed.
05:32I want to go.
05:33But there were like hundreds of sharks in that water, bitch.
05:36Shut up.
05:37I'm not even joking.
05:38I looked down, and you couldn't even see the bottom because there were so many sharks just
05:41circling on us.
05:43Oh my God.
05:44Yeah.
05:45You could see the sharks coming to the surface, and they were just like circling the boat,
05:48and I was like, okay, and I jumped in.
05:51There was so many waves, and I kept getting in my snorkel.
05:54I thought I was going to drown.
05:56So for those that don't think I'm monstrous enough, I'm back in this competition with
06:01a vengeance, and I'm taking note on who voted for me.
06:04And it's just one person left.
06:06That was like such an exhilarating moment for me.
06:09So thank you, Scylla.
06:10You're so welcome, and I'm actually really happy to hear that you had a good time.
06:13Scylla better watch her back because I am absolutely coming for her.
06:16She decided to pick a fight with me, and I don't think she can handle it.
06:22So it begins.
06:27Oh my God.
06:40Hello, uglies.
06:41Welcome back, and congratulations on surviving your first challenge of the season.
06:46Yeah.
06:49From Chucky to Annabelle to Megan and the Clown from Poltergeist, dolls have been terrorizing
06:54our nightmares for ages.
06:56And for tonight's challenge, you must conceptualize and create a new look and character based
07:01on the theme of killer dolls.
07:04Oh my God.
07:06Now as you know, you can't win Dragula with looks alone.
07:10So tonight, once you're all dolled up, we'll be testing your ability to perform live on
07:14stage with a lip sync performance to one of our favorite Slater songs.
07:19I love Hollywood.
07:25Oh, and the doll who kills it in tonight's floor show will win a $2,500 shopping spree
07:31to Dolls Kill.
07:33Oh my God.
07:36Now, my favorite part.
07:39This week's Bright Feet.
07:43Tonight, you'll be heading to the gymnasium and competing in a game called Drag Dodgeball.
07:51Your objective is simple.
07:53Hit people with the ball, avoid getting hit yourself, and outlast your fellow fiends.
07:58The last doll standing will win the ability to cast this season's first curse on an opponent
08:03of their choosing to make their life a living hell.
08:08It's called our Doll Parts Curse, and the victim of the curse will have to get ready
08:12for the floor show with one arm duct taped to their body.
08:16That's right, the recipient of the Doll Parts Curse will have to beat their faces
08:20and get ready for the floor show with only one arm.
08:25Here to help referee our Drag Dodgeball game is none other than Dragula's own killer doll,
08:30your new exorcist for the season, the one and only Cynthia Doll.
08:38Now, head over to our lecherous locker room, get changed into your new uniforms,
08:43and get ready to play Dodgeball!
08:49Good luck dolls, and remember, for one of you, this floor show will be your last.
09:03So this week we have a curse, which is crazy.
09:06If I win, I'm going to curse Majesty because of what she did last week.
09:09That bitch!
09:11So if I win the curse, I'm thinking maybe Anti or Asia,
09:14just because I feel like they're great performers, so you know, I have to fuck them up.
09:21I don't know, my biggest competition is Anti, so I feel like I definitely want to curse Anti.
09:25I could second that.
09:26Asia is open, and she's the one that won last week, so...
09:31Damn.
09:32I wouldn't vote for Anti or Asia.
09:34I just think it's time for a little bit of payback for throwing me in the shark tank.
09:39So I'm going to give that to Scylla if I get it.
09:42I'm talented with both of my hands.
09:44I haven't seen that yet.
09:46Scylla, who are you voting for?
09:47Probably you.
09:48Why do you keep coming for the top people and not the bottom people or anyone else?
09:51So you're saying that we should kick somebody while they're down now with a curse?
09:56Well, yeah.
09:59Well, enough curse talk, bitches, let's go play some sports!
10:02Let's hit some darts!
10:03Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports!
10:06Sports!
10:08Stretch!
10:14Fright peak this week is dodgeball, and honey, I am scared.
10:17But the winner gets the doll parts curse, and mama, I want it.
10:21I am so excited to play dodgeball today.
10:23We got sickening uniforms from the Brumet brothers, and blood's about to be spilled.
10:27Welcome to dodgeball, ugly!
10:30Now, there's five rules to dodgeball.
10:33Duck, dip, dodge, and dive.
10:38That's five, right?
10:39Yeah.
10:40Great.
10:41If you get hit by the ball, you're out.
10:43If you catch the ball, whoever throws it is out, bitch!
10:47And if you get hit by the ball, you're out.
10:50If you get hit by the ball, you're out.
10:52If you catch the ball, whoever throws it is out, bitch!
10:56And remember, ghouls, whoever wins gets to cast the doll parts curse.
11:03Israel, let's get this game on the road.
11:11I've never wanted anything more in my life, so I'm going to do whatever it takes to win.
11:18Shit.
11:20This is not your high school game of dodgeball.
11:22These divas are crazy.
11:24They're throwing balls left.
11:25They're throwing balls right.
11:27You're trying to duck Matrix style and then smack, you're out of here.
11:31You're out, bitch!
11:32My strategy for dodgeball is just to hide behind people, especially Aurora.
11:37I'm catching balls left and right.
11:39I'm getting people out.
11:40I'm so close to winning this.
11:42The curse is in my hands.
11:47You, out!
11:53Out!
11:57There's the door, bitch!
12:01I'm jumping, I'm dodging, I'm grabbing the ball, I'm catching the ball.
12:05I'm just pretty good at this, actually.
12:09I don't know where this bitch is going, but I'm really afraid that she's going to get me.
12:12And I'm just trying to dodge this motherfucking ball.
12:18Kill flag everywhere!
12:26You didn't see that coming, did you?
12:28It's Jahariya versus Ante, y'all, and this is quite the nail-biter.
12:34Bitch, I have to fucking win this.
12:36My life is on the line.
12:37I know these bitches are coming for me.
12:39I gotta get it.
12:48Out!
12:52We the last two bitches out there.
12:54I gotta take this bitch down.
13:12That was fun.
13:13That was so much fun.
13:14I want to play dodgeball every day.
13:16Oh, there's a note.
13:17Oh, we got a note.
13:19Hello, uggos.
13:20Good job on your fright feat.
13:22As a reward, you each will receive your own drag tour bag.
13:26Courtesy of Grit Dance Bags.
13:28Enjoy and good luck in your floor show.
13:30XO, Cynthia Doll.
13:34Oh my god.
13:35I'm happy to get these dance bags so these bitches can start packing.
13:39There's also a scroll over here.
13:42I mean, that's for me.
13:44I'm a little worried that Jahariah's gonna put the curse on me since I won last week,
13:48but you know what?
13:49I hope the bitch tries it.
13:51So, I have given this actually a lot of thought,
13:53and I think this would be a really great opportunity to make someone at the top shake a little bit.
14:01Dahlia,
14:03Stred,
14:05Draxium,
14:06and me.
14:08Oh my god.
14:10You know what, mama?
14:11What?
14:12It's my turn.
14:13I'm coming for you, bitch.
14:14Okay.
14:15That's fine.
14:16I hope you stay on the top.
14:17Be on the lookout.
14:18I have somebody to focus on, so thank you so much for that.
14:20You should.
14:21There's a lot to focus on, baby.
14:22I feel like Auntie is pissed right now.
14:25I can feel her eyes staring at the back of my head,
14:28and I'm just trying to look away.
14:30I don't know how this is gonna affect me.
14:32I know in the past it's really fucked people up, so we're gonna see.
14:36You know, all season, everyone's been coming for me,
14:38and Auntie has little to say about that, so you reap what you sow.
14:41Here's your curse, bitch.
14:54My inspiration for killer dolls is like a vintage doll
14:58that you'd find in your grandmother's attic or basement.
15:01The materials I'm using is thermal plastic
15:04that is activated in warm water,
15:07and then you can pull it out and start shaping it.
15:09I'm gonna use my LifeCast nose to match more of my prop.
15:14I want more of a fun nose.
15:16If the plastic starts to cool down,
15:19I can use a torch lighter really quick,
15:21and it really just takes it back to its original form,
15:24and I can keep molding it downward.
15:27You can see it's starting to fit my nose a little bit better.
15:30Long way to go.
15:33For my killer dolls this week,
15:34I am inspired by a classic beauty pageant doll.
15:36She is the Little Miss Runner-Up.
15:38She was never quite the winner,
15:39which is why they had to stop selling her
15:41because nobody wanted to buy the loser.
15:43So she came back to life to kill the competition
15:46and be the ultimate winner.
15:47So I just like to take little strands of hair like this
15:50and then a little adhesive,
15:51and I like to apply it to the actual latex scalp,
15:54and then once I'm done with that,
15:56I go over it with a lot of red
15:57to make it look like it's literally been ripped
15:59right out of their heads
16:00because you don't want it to look too clean.
16:03So my inspiration for killer dolls is a marionette doll.
16:07I'm using a lot of satin,
16:08a lot of wire,
16:10a lot of card,
16:12and heaps of spikes and rhinestones.
16:14I usually use Q-tips,
16:15but I have this little pencil thingy,
16:17and then I'm just going to lick.
16:18Do you lick it?
16:19I don't know, but I just did.
16:20And then you pick it up,
16:21and you just,
16:22ah, sparkles.
16:25Isn't that beautiful?
16:27Even though I have a mask,
16:28and we are lip syncing,
16:29don't worry,
16:30I have some tricks up my sleeve,
16:32and you just have to wait and see.
16:35I'm doing a Peruvian voodoo doll,
16:37so if Desiree died and found Damballa,
16:40she's going back to her roots.
16:41When I was six months years old,
16:42I was sent to Peru
16:44because my mom found my dad cheating on her,
16:46and I was raised with my step-sister.
16:48When I was 10, my dad took me back.
16:50I didn't know he was my dad,
16:51but he took me back,
16:52and that was very traumatic
16:54because I was really taken away from the family
16:56that I learned and grew from.
16:58So my look today is drawing inspiration
17:00from my Peruvian culture and my American culture
17:02and kind of fusing together and creating a killer doll.
17:14Babe, come talk to her.
17:15Yeah.
17:17I have no idea why Majesty wants to talk to me right now,
17:19but it's catching me off guard.
17:21I have been hearing some rumors behind stage,
17:23and I'm pulling Aurora to the side
17:25because it kind of involves her.
17:26So while we were gone,
17:28there was one or two girls talking about
17:31you possibly leaking information about being here.
17:34What?
17:35One or two people are trying to get you disqualified.
17:37Girl, like, that's such fucking bullshit.
17:40I heard that someone's trying to potentially get Aurora disqualified
17:44for leaking information about being on Dragula.
17:46This is a huge deal
17:48because if someone were to leak stuff,
17:50I could get disqualified from the competition,
17:52and that just terrifies me.
17:53That's fucking crazy.
17:55Who said that?
17:56You tell me.
17:57Oh, fuck.
17:59Just to be clear, I don't know who said it,
18:00but I'm trying to figure it out.
18:02You have some demons in there that are trying to take you down.
18:04Like, for real.
18:06I, like, can't trust anyone.
18:07Like, I literally cannot.
18:08I don't want this for you.
18:10I just want to come home and show what I can do.
18:11Like, that's it.
18:14I think it's Scylla
18:15because why has Scylla been coming for me since day one?
18:18My plan is to keep this to myself
18:20and make sure I get Scylla the fuck out of here.
18:26Portrait day.
18:29Ready to get all dolled up.
18:31So it's the day of the Killer Doll Floor Show,
18:33and we have to lip sync to I Love Hollywood,
18:35which makes me a little bit nervous,
18:37but I'm also excited.
18:38I'm looking forward to going in this week.
18:40I'm excited to show, like,
18:41a more glamorous, softer side of Scylla today.
18:43That exists.
18:45You were pretty soft last week, too.
18:47Glamour.
18:49She says glamour.
18:51I'm definitely still fuming
18:52from the information that Majesty gave me,
18:55but I'm here to win and do the competition,
18:57so I'm just gonna focus on the floor show today.
19:00Oh, daddy.
19:03Oh, my God!
19:06Oh, dear.
19:07It's the day of the Killer Dolls Challenge,
19:09and I have to do my makeup
19:10with one hand taped behind my back.
19:13Thanks, Jaharia.
19:15Good job, Isru.
19:16Doing my hard work.
19:18Doing the Lord's work.
19:20Ha ha ha ha ha!
19:22Well, here we go.
19:24I feel great.
19:25This bitch is over here one-armed, okay?
19:27I'm about to look fucking cut.
19:29It's gonna be a good challenge.
19:31Yeah, I think so, too.
19:33Bitch, good luck doing it with one arm.
19:35I do not want to be in her spot right now.
19:38Hey, can I come talk to you in the other room?
19:40Yeah.
19:41I'm not sure why Pi's trying to pull me aside,
19:43but it better be to apologize.
19:45Me and Asia have been having a little bit of friction,
19:48and I'm hoping that I can pull her aside
19:50and prove that she can trust me.
19:52I just wanted to, like, apologize
19:54for giving you the wrong impression
19:56that I was somebody that you, like, couldn't trust.
19:58I just wanted to kind of, like, level with you on that.
20:00I mean, I have to be honest.
20:01Like, it just felt very phony to me,
20:02like, first time when we're in front of everyone again,
20:05then you say that.
20:06I would beg to say that Asia's look was over-redesigned.
20:11Pulling me aside right now, too,
20:12it's like, why do you not say this in front of everyone?
20:15Because they're getting a different story,
20:16and I'm getting a different story right now.
20:18You know what I'm saying?
20:19Yeah, I do know what you mean.
20:21Um, well, I'm curious.
20:23You have a wing under your belt,
20:24and I'm wondering if maybe you feel like
20:26you have a target on your back
20:28and maybe having, like, an ally
20:31might prove to you that I do care about you
20:34and I'm here to maybe play a game,
20:36but not against you.
20:38I'm interested in allyship,
20:40but I don't fully trust you.
20:42I feel like Pi is only asking me because I won last week
20:45and, again, calculated.
20:47You can trust me with this.
20:49I won't curse you.
20:51I think you are an amazing competitor.
20:53Trust is something that's really hard for me to get past,
20:56and it's something that I've been dealing with
20:59even getting ready for this competition.
21:01I have trust issues because I found out
21:03that my partner cheated on me,
21:05and we've been together for six years,
21:06and they were cheating on me for almost five,
21:08so I'm not ready to let anyone else in at this point.
21:11This was happening while we were getting married,
21:13and I don't want to trust someone and get hurt again.
21:16Yeah.
21:17Going through that, it made me not trust anyone
21:20and feeling like everything's phony.
21:24I had no clue that Asia was going through
21:26this much heartbreak and deceit and betrayal.
21:29Like, I feel really bad.
21:31Just know that you're not going through this alone anymore.
21:34Thank you, and I definitely see you as a friend.
21:37I don't want to fully commit to an alliance or anything right now.
21:40Whether you like it or not, I'm here to help you.
21:43Obviously, we have a lot of shit to work through,
21:46but I think this is a really good step in the right direction.
21:55When it comes to makeup, it doesn't matter
21:57if you're one-handed or you're painting with your knee.
22:00Makeup's very forgiving.
22:02That's what I love about this medium.
22:04You know, if you fuck something up,
22:06you can just fix it, delete something.
22:08There's always a silver lining,
22:10and the silver lining is Jahari as a cunt.
22:13Ha ha ha!
22:30Oh, not that!
22:32Attention, competitors.
22:34Attention, competitors.
22:36The floor show is about to begin.
22:43ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS
22:59Ha ha ha!
23:13CHEERING
23:39Hello, doll face,
23:41and welcome to our morbid little Malibu mansion.
23:44For tonight's task, we've challenged our competitors
23:47to conceptualize and create new drag monster looks
23:50based on the theme of killer dolls.
23:53As a second part to tonight's assignment,
23:55our fashionable fiends must also choreograph
23:58and present a lip-sync performance to a special song
24:01here on the main stage.
24:03Here to help us judge tonight's floor show
24:05is our friend till the end
24:07and the creator of the most infamous killer doll in horror history,
24:10the one and only Don Mancini.
24:13Don, we are absolutely thrilled to have you here.
24:16Thank you so much for having me.
24:18You know, a number of my friends and colleagues
24:20have been judges on previous seasons,
24:22so I've had a bit of judge envy,
24:24so it's good to finally have made it here.
24:27And our next judge is superstar actor
24:29and the woman who brought life
24:31to our beloved horror icon, Tiffany Valentine,
24:34the beautiful and deadly Jennifer Tilly.
24:37Hi!
24:39Jennifer, darling, we are absolutely thrilled you could be here with us,
24:42and I do hope our dolls put on a show you'll never forget.
24:45Thank you. I'm really excited to be here.
24:48I've played a killer doll half my life,
24:50so I have a special affinity for dolls.
24:53Well, well, well.
24:55It looks like the toy store is about to open,
24:58so I think it's time we dim the lights,
25:00start the music,
25:02and let the doll show begin.
25:04thunder rumbles
25:07heavy bass plays
25:34heavy bass plays
26:05heavy bass plays
26:09heavy bass plays
26:32heavy bass plays
26:38heavy bass plays
26:52heavy bass plays
27:09heavy bass plays
27:18heavy bass plays
27:30heavy bass plays
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27:45heavy bass plays
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28:00heavy bass plays
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28:15heavy bass plays
28:23heavy bass plays
28:33heavy bass plays
28:38heavy bass plays
28:45heavy bass plays
28:53heavy bass plays
29:03heavy bass plays
29:08heavy bass plays
29:24And I've never done a drug.
29:26I've never done drugs in my life.
29:29You're doing coke right now.
29:31heavy bass plays
29:39heavy bass plays
29:46heavy bass plays
29:54heavy bass plays
30:02heavy bass plays
30:09heavy bass plays
30:28Well, I have learned two things about this cast.
30:32Okay.
30:33They fucking love clowns.
30:35I have seen so many clowns already this season
30:37from the promo, episode one, and this.
30:39I've seen enough clowns.
30:40It's true.
30:41Right?
30:42The other thing I learned about them is
30:43I don't think they know what a doll is.
30:45Not all of them.
30:46It's true.
30:47Where's the doll?
30:48All the clowns aside,
30:49and maybe the question of whether they know
30:51exactly what a doll is or not,
30:52collectively, I thought the performance
30:54and the lip sync was kind of great.
30:57Yeah, I was happy with their lip syncing skills.
30:59I think they were pretty good.
31:00What did you think about Grey Matter?
31:01I was very pleasantly surprised.
31:03They weren't scared to be goofy and silly.
31:06I didn't know how they would perform in the first place.
31:08But then to see them add comedy to it,
31:10and cockiness, I really liked it.
31:12What did you think about Aurora?
31:14It might not have been the biggest look in the room,
31:16but I thought it was a very clever play on words
31:18and the idea that a doll can also reference
31:20a trans woman and the hormones
31:22and the plastic of it all.
31:24I'm here for it.
31:25The only thing about Aurora's bodysuit,
31:26it's a little bit ill-fitting.
31:28I think she needs a new pattern,
31:29because it's kind of sagging in the back.
31:31Not to be rude, it just is.
31:32I mean, look, I'm a judge.
31:34It's my job to look for these things,
31:36and the ass is sagging.
31:37You're just doing your job.
31:39It is.
31:40You better tell her that when she gets out here.
31:42I will.
31:43I want to talk about Jaharia.
31:44The lip sync was spot on,
31:46and the energy was through the roof.
31:48Why does she have a sword?
31:49Who cares? It's cool.
31:50Well, I do, because it's a doll challenge.
31:52I'm like, how are you a doll?
31:53Like, where's the doll?
31:54Where's the doll, sis?
31:55Where's the doll, mama?
31:56Where's the doll?
31:57I kind of want to talk about Scylla for a minute,
31:58because I feel like I'm not sure if she's TV ready.
32:01So you didn't appreciate the JonBenét meets Honey Boo Boo?
32:03If you purposely expose your knees and your elbows,
32:07why would you not make them look like a doll?
32:09It basically says, I didn't think about this.
32:12I think that we see a great artist with cool ideas,
32:15but they haven't refined their craft enough
32:17at the level that everybody else is.
32:19And that concerns me.
32:20Let's move on to Desiree.
32:22She just, I almost felt like phoned it in.
32:25The look was kind of ill-fitting.
32:27It just, like, swallowed her up.
32:28And they knew it was going to be a lip sync challenge,
32:30so they purposely designed their look
32:32to not be able to move in it, which is not smart.
32:34It was very confusing to me.
32:36Yeah.
32:37I think Majesty did great tonight.
32:39Somehow, Majesty comes out and always delivers
32:42a really thought-provoking performance.
32:44I think Majesty is a very cerebral artist
32:47and showed us, again, reminded us
32:49that they are a great performer who has imaginative ideas.
32:53And they were a doll.
32:54Imagine that.
32:55Very doll.
32:56I think the time has come, because I love this challenge,
32:59and I love, love, love the guest judges that we have tonight.
33:03Me too.
33:04So let's get them in here and start Judgment.
33:25All right, dolls.
33:26You all did extremely well
33:28in your first performance challenge of the season,
33:30so please give yourselves a round of applause.
33:33Yay!
33:35And before we begin, I want to remind you
33:37that we are not here to judge your drag.
33:39Drag is art, and art is subjective.
33:41What we are judging you on is your drag
33:43as it relates to this competition
33:45and the challenges that we've put before you.
33:47Now...
33:48Jahariya.
33:51Anti-heroine.
33:53Scylla.
33:55Desiree Dick.
33:57Grey Matter.
33:58And Pie.
34:00Please activate your points of articulation
34:03and move your plastic forms forward.
34:09You six have earned the highest and the lowest scores of the evening.
34:15If I did not call your name, you are safe.
34:17You may head to the cauldron
34:18where you can enjoy a variety of served vodka libations
34:21and argue about whether you were actually safer in the bottom
34:23or how we got it all wrong.
34:26I am so grateful to be safe.
34:28See, Pie?
34:29It's not that hard.
34:30I'm glad to be safe this week,
34:31but thoughts and prayers go out to Scylla.
34:33Hope she's in the bottom.
34:35Before you go,
34:36I do want to warn you that we collectively felt
34:39that we saw too many clowns on stage tonight
34:41for a doll challenge.
34:42So please change it up in the future
34:44if you see a common theme amongst your peers.
34:47You can leave the stage and head to the cauldron.
34:49I was surprised to see so many clowns on stage.
34:51I thought I had an original idea, but...
34:54Now, of the starlets remaining,
34:56it's time to separate the Barbies from the Scyllas.
35:00We're going to give you each a bit of critique,
35:02and we're going to start with Pie.
35:05Pie.
35:06I'm really liking the look.
35:07It overall has a kind of camp vibe
35:10that's definitely in my wheelhouse,
35:12so points for that.
35:13Your lip sync was spot on.
35:15I felt like it was very creepy
35:18because it was a weird kind of optical illusion
35:22because the little head was singing out of the mouth.
35:24I sort of expected the jagged mouth
35:26to be doing the lip syncing,
35:28but it wasn't.
35:30Pie, I'm really enjoying the scale
35:32of the looks that you're bringing to the show so far.
35:34You are definitely polishing every inch of your look,
35:38and you're doing a great job,
35:39and I think your lip sync was great as well.
35:41Thank you so much. That means a lot.
35:43Pie looks fucking incredible.
35:45I love the way they interpreted this challenge.
35:47It was like a sock puppet when I was in.
35:51Let's talk about Jaharia.
35:53Jaharia, I loved your dance.
35:55You had so much energy.
35:57When you got down from the squat,
35:58I was like, is she going to bounce back up?
36:00And yes, you did,
36:01and then you finished it off with the Kyle Richards split.
36:05You reminded me of a video game character.
36:09Like, you're the one all the gays want to pick for fighting.
36:14You definitely leveled up tonight, I think.
36:16Thank you so, so much. It's so sweet.
36:18Jaharia, I loved your whole palette,
36:20the whole purple-green thing going on.
36:22It reminded me of a Dario Argento movie.
36:25It's a palette we use a lot on Shucky.
36:27Definitely glam, horror, and very successful in that regard.
36:32I think the look, maybe it was a little quiet.
36:34I was getting Monster High doll from it, which I like.
36:38I think the wig particularly looked very Monster High.
36:41Yeah, I think you did a great job.
36:44The scale is a little small,
36:45but I kind of don't give a shit about that
36:47because your performance and your lip sync was so spot on.
36:50I think you gave me more than I needed in that department
36:53to bring me up to par with the doll look.
36:55Thank you so much.
36:56There's just no doll a part of this.
36:58She looks like a showgirl ready to cat kitty cat.
37:00I don't really see the doll.
37:01Let's talk about Scylla next.
37:04Scylla, I gravitate towards you
37:08because you remind me of Bride of Chakras.
37:11But I think the bowl got away from you once or twice.
37:14You kind of got tangled up in it,
37:16so maybe too much enthusiasm with your shaking.
37:19I didn't know what the trophy was.
37:21That confused me, and it just made me think
37:23maybe you didn't need that prop,
37:25and so it just sort of felt like an unnecessary add-on.
37:28Everybody should get a trophy.
37:29I see everyone has a phallic symbol up there on stage.
37:32Pretty much, yes, yes, yes.
37:34We love our phallic symbols.
37:38Tonight was a little bit of a miss for me.
37:40I love this idea of scalping your competitors,
37:42but I don't think it was taken far enough.
37:44You have the mind of an artist.
37:46You have to just learn how to translate those things
37:48to really knock it over the head.
37:51I would like to see more polish in your final look.
37:55So that idea is there.
37:56I just think you need to elevate it a little bit.
37:58Okay, thank you so much.
37:59I think Scylla looks really cute today.
38:04Scylla's look really is giving runner-up.
38:08Let's talk about Anti-Heroine next.
38:11I know that Jaharia had cursed you.
38:14Did you ultimately feel that that curse
38:16hurt you or maybe ended up helping you?
38:18I was still laser-focused.
38:20I feel like it didn't set me off too much.
38:22I don't know if it helped me.
38:24Really well done.
38:26Anti, you are very comfortable on stage.
38:29That kind of like heaving and bobbing
38:31of a jack-in-the-box is very menacing.
38:33I think you made a lot of really good choices tonight.
38:36I love how far you pushed the whole concept.
38:39You were still able to perform and lip-sync
38:41even though you were trapped from the bottom down.
38:43So well done. Thank you.
38:44You're the jack-in-the-box.
38:46I never want to eat at your restaurant.
38:49I really did enjoy your performance.
38:51The whole thing was really, really, really creepy.
38:55Yes. Creepy in a good way. Creepy in a good way.
38:57I enjoyed it. It was different.
38:59Thank you so much.
39:01Anti's taking a big risk this week.
39:04Hopefully it doesn't work.
39:06Let's move on to Grey Matter.
39:08Your costume just has an incredible amount
39:12of craftsmanship on display.
39:14The overall brilliance of it is incredibly impressive.
39:18Amazing job.
39:20You look like my paralysis demon.
39:23Oh my God, there was two!
39:25Two paralysis demon hands.
39:28It was just really, really good.
39:29Fabulous and creepy at the same time.
39:32It seems like creepy is my favorite word to describe
39:35all these fabulous performers.
39:38But, well, if you had high-heeled platform shoes
39:41you could have maybe strutted a little bit more,
39:43but you know, you moved really well
39:45in those little jester shoes.
39:46Thank you, thank you.
39:47This is very cinematic, and there was a sarcasm
39:50and a wit to your performance that I really enjoyed.
39:53You were very confident and entertaining
39:56and creepy, too.
39:58Creepy, word of the day.
40:01Everybody at home, take a drink
40:02anytime somebody says creepy.
40:04You'll be good and drunk by the end of the episode.
40:07Grey Matter, I thought your performance tonight
40:09was the biggest surprise, and it was funny.
40:12That was the part that I think was the most unexpected,
40:14is that you really brought physicality and comedy
40:17to the stage.
40:18Oh, my heart is so full.
40:20And I would also like to see you in high heels sometimes, too.
40:22It's coming.
40:24Grey Matter was giving those creepy dolls
40:26that your grandma has in her house,
40:28and he did really good at it.
40:29He looked very like that.
40:31And last but not least, Desiree Dick.
40:35Hi.
40:36So we had two challenges before us.
40:38We had doll, and we had lip sync.
40:40And I think in both departments, you delivered
40:42maybe halfway there.
40:44What I did like about it, though,
40:45was this usage of batting.
40:46It was clever, but I was also confused.
40:50This is a doll, but I don't know from where
40:52or exactly why or how.
40:55Desiree, the hat in your performance threw me off.
40:58It took so long for you to take it off
41:00and actually reveal the awesomeness
41:03that was going on underneath.
41:04I think it would have been maybe useful
41:06to have deployed that a bit sooner.
41:08I got you.
41:09It was, to use the word of the day, very creepy.
41:12Your lip sync sometimes got a little muddy.
41:16Perhaps you were a little hampered
41:17by having the giant skirt,
41:19but I felt like you used it very well,
41:21and it was quite entertaining.
41:23The makeup was a little similar to last week,
41:26but I want to see you beat your face.
41:28Like, I want to see your face fully beat and dragged out.
41:31Out of context, Desiree's outfit
41:34just seems a little ill-fitting.
41:36It seems like it's just kind of swallowing her whole.
41:40Been there.
41:43Scylla and Desiree,
41:46you are up for extermination tonight.
41:50I'm so sorry.
41:52I don't mean to cry in front of my idol.
41:55I'm a little disappointed in myself.
41:57I know I could do better,
41:59and I know I have the guts to keep going,
42:02and right now I feel a little down.
42:04You're fabulous.
42:06You're fabulous.
42:07Just to be here, your dance was amazing,
42:10your dress is gorgeous,
42:12but you're amazing.
42:14A cute classic never goes out of style.
42:16It never goes out of style.
42:19Jennifer Tilly fucking hugged me.
42:21That was mother. I felt mothered.
42:23The amazing words Jennifer Tilly is giving me
42:25is giving me all the fire I need to stay in this competition.
42:28Gray Matter, Auntie Heroine, Jaharia, and Pi,
42:32while you four scored the highest marks this week,
42:35there can only be one friend to the end in this house,
42:38and the winner of this week's Killer Dolls Challenge is...
42:43Auntie Heroine.
42:45Yes.
42:47I can't believe I won my first challenge.
42:49I feel like these bitches should be shaking in their boots
42:51because not only did I win, but I won with a fucking curse.
42:54Take that, Jaharia.
42:56Congratulations, Auntie.
42:57You have won this week's challenge
42:59and a $2,500 shopping spree to Dolls Kill.
43:03Thank you so much.
43:05This means a lot to me.
43:06You four may leave the stage and head to the college room.
43:10I'm worried about Scylla.
43:11I really hope that she doesn't get in her head about this.
43:14I just really don't want to see her crash.
43:16All right, Desiree,
43:17we definitely don't mean to hurt your feelings.
43:19No, no, don't worry about it, bitch.
43:21I got it. Don't worry.
43:22I know that you are a punk bitch, and you can handle it.
43:25Yeah. I want to see you rise to this.
43:27In honor of our Killer Dolls Challenge,
43:30we thought we'd bring back a version of one of my favorite movies,
43:33and it's called...
43:35In honor of our Killer Dolls Challenge,
43:37we thought we'd bring back a version of one of
43:39Dragula's most infamous extermination challenges from Season 2,
43:43our Human Pincushion Piercing Challenge.
43:49When you leave the stage,
43:50you'll be heading directly to our piercing parlor,
43:53where our augmentation specialists are waiting to pierce you
43:56with a variety of artistically applied decorative needles.
44:00Your task in the parlor is simple.
44:02Endure the experience.
44:04Don't lose consciousness.
44:06And take more than your fellow competitor does.
44:09Enjoy the experience, Dolls.
44:11And remember, pain can be pleasure if you know how to spin it.
44:16Ha ha ha ha!
44:18I-I-I thought you were laughing.
44:20Ha ha ha ha!
44:31Yes!
44:32We're safe, bitches.
44:34I need this cocktail now.
44:36It feels good to be safe.
44:37This was a performance challenge, and I'm not the best dancer,
44:40so I'm just glad that I'm not going home looking like a clown.
44:43Yuri, do you feel redeemed from your Dracula moment?
44:45Yeah, I don't know.
44:46Dracula last week was a bit basic.
44:48It was a bit...
44:49Well, for some.
44:50Well, mine was.
44:51I wanted to be higher, but I'm very happy to be safe.
44:54I love that you're wearing a bikini after you went swimming with sharks.
44:58As we were getting ready for this challenge,
45:00I did have something a little weird happen to me,
45:02actually, earlier in the call.
45:03Oh, really?
45:04Pi pulled me aside,
45:05and they said that they wanted me to be in an alliance with them.
45:08Whoa.
45:09So, I wanted to spill the tea,
45:10because Pi's telling me one thing and sharing something with everyone else,
45:13and I feel like we need to have it all out in the open.
45:15Can we even trust her?
45:16Like, what's real about her if we don't know?
45:18Like, how do we even know?
45:19So, what did you tell her?
45:20You said yes.
45:22I mean, I'm telling y'all that would be a good alliance.
45:24I'm trying to spread it right now.
45:25It's only week two, bitch,
45:26and you're already trying to pull people aside and make alliances.
45:29This seems kind of shady to me.
45:31No, please, remain seated.
45:34No need for a standing ovation.
45:36Okay.
45:37How are you feeling?
45:38Well, I'm feeling high in the sky,
45:41even if I did try to get knocked down by this bitch over here.
45:44Which one?
45:45Who?
45:46Who knocked you down?
45:47You, bitch!
45:48Me? Oh, you're so welcome.
45:49Even with the curse, I still won.
45:51Congratulations, bitch.
45:53That bitch really beat me in a box.
45:56I'm calling FedEx.
45:58Hola, putas!
46:01I need a fucking drink.
46:03I'm in the bottom this week, and I should stay
46:04because I'm ready to fucking go.
46:06Bitch, you're going fucking home.
46:08I'm not going home.
46:09I put a lot of my fucking love into this goddamn drag,
46:11and you are looking like a basic asshole
46:13that no one wants in the flip shop.
46:15I mean, you met your idol, so you can leave on a high note.
46:18Don't worry, because next week, you're not going to be here.
46:20I'm not worried. I'm not worried.
46:22Okay, that's fine.
46:23And at the end of the day, you did really bad.
46:25I did really bad?
46:26Yes, you did.
46:27They had critiques about your performance and your look.
46:29Your breastplate was bad, your first look was bad,
46:32and this is bad.
46:33So what the fuck?
46:35What the fuck are you coming for?
46:40In this moment, I felt sweet, sweet vengeance.
46:43I was having a great-ass time watching Scylla
46:45get roasted by Desiree.
46:47And also, Desiree made a lot of points.
46:49I loved it.
46:51I think you're fighting for your life right now.
46:53I'm fighting for my life.
46:54You're not saying anything, girl.
46:56You're not fighting.
46:57I have the tenacity to be here.
46:59I have the drive to be here.
47:00I want to be here so fucking bad.
47:02And anyone that thinks I don't want to be here
47:04is fucking, you're out of your goddamn mind.
47:06Okay?
47:07Just because I can't get a word in with you
47:08doesn't mean I don't feel like I have the fight in me.
47:10That's fine.
47:11I don't know what the fuck these bitches are on,
47:12but cool it the fuck off.
47:14Oh, my God.
47:15I'll tell you, I see the fire in Desiree right now.
47:17I just see you raising your voice.
47:18Do you want me to break my fucking glass?
47:19Yes.
47:20Like, what do you want?
47:21I want them to pierce your mouth closed.
47:23I just feel like this entire time,
47:24I've been underestimated by all of you, so honestly...
47:26And we've seen multiple things from you by now,
47:28and I'm just not the same.
47:29And we've seen multiple things from her by now, too,
47:30and a lot of people have had a lot to say.
47:31But my stuff is polished.
47:32Bitch, you're not polished.
47:33Nothing you've shown is polished.
47:35Okay, great.
47:36You, too.
47:37Great, great comeback, girl.
47:39Okay, you, too.
47:42Where are the needles?
47:43I'm a fan.
47:44Give them the fucking needles.
47:47Can I get another cocktail, please?
47:49Babies, I don't know.
47:50I feel like you come for everyone on their looks.
47:53But, like, you can't come for someone
47:54when you look like that, you know?
47:56The ballet say bring big, bring amazing drag,
47:58bring everything.
47:59All I see...
48:00Where is it?
48:01Bitch, I can't.
48:02Look at this.
48:03What the fuck?
48:04It's big.
48:05I don't know if it's amazing.
48:06What story are you telling?
48:07That I'm a little Tyler's and Tiara's petting dog.
48:09I honestly have no idea who's going home, you know?
48:12Let's just send Andy home.
48:14Okay, divas, we've been on this subject for a long time.
48:17I'm going to change it up a bit.
48:19Asia, I heard you got some weird news earlier.
48:23Excuse me, bitch?
48:25Yes, I was pulled aside by Miss Pie.
48:28Oh, my God, that's me.
48:29Yes, she told me that she wanted to be in an alliance with me.
48:33I'm feeling so betrayed right now.
48:36She stabbed me in the back.
48:38I propose to you for me to be your ally.
48:42Ally and alliance are kind of the same thing.
48:44Obviously, this season is full of twists and turns,
48:46and I thought that you would appreciate
48:48having somebody on your side,
48:49considering you won week one
48:51and now you have a target on your back.
48:52But now here you are talking about all of that
48:54to everybody else for no reason at all
48:57after you and I had what I thought
48:59was an actual good connection moment
49:01where you talked to me about things
49:02that you haven't talked to anybody else in the cast with.
49:04But now you're making me second-guess that.
49:06I do feel a little guilty sharing that
49:08because we did share a tender moment
49:10and I was able to be vulnerable with her.
49:12But at the end of the day, this is a competition,
49:14and I want everyone to see all the cards.
49:16Except for mine.
49:18I mean, when it comes down to it,
49:20this is a clean game right now,
49:21but there are a lot of people here
49:22that could very easily, at any moment in this game,
49:25start to knock out the top competition.
49:27And we all know that.
49:28Don't act fucking stupid.
49:29Like, we all know people are gonna start flipping around.
49:32All I was trying to do was show
49:33that I can be a good fucking friend
49:35and actually support somebody.
49:37We weren't there for that.
49:38All we're hearing is alliance,
49:39and I mean, that word itself
49:40has such a negative connotation behind it
49:42when it comes to a competition.
49:43We're playing a game.
49:44This is not just a competition anymore.
49:46This is a game.
49:47They have turned this into a game.
49:48We were voting for each other to go out,
49:50and now you're trying to say
49:51that it's just a competition and not a game?
49:53I'm gagged right now.
49:54I did not think Pi was gonna freak out this fucking much,
49:57but let the bitch run.
49:59All right, Asia,
50:00if you don't want to work together,
50:01then I guess we're working against each other.
50:03So the gloves are coming off.
50:05Nothing's gonna take that moment away from us,
50:07but I'm feeling a little betrayed,
50:09and now I'm not sure if I can fully trust you.
50:19This week's extermination is human pincushion,
50:22and I'm not ready for this,
50:24because I'm afraid of needles,
50:25and it kind of triggers me a little bit.
50:28This extermination is intense.
50:30Getting pierced is not easy.
50:31You have to have thick skin for it.
50:33When they put the needle through you,
50:34you can feel every little inch
50:36that that needle goes through your body,
50:38so it's a matter of being relaxed,
50:40breathing slowly, and trying not to pass out.
50:42I think I can handle needles really well,
50:44so I don't see myself going home for this extermination.
50:47♪♪♪♪♪
50:52♪♪♪♪
50:57♪♪♪♪
51:02♪♪♪♪
51:07♪♪♪♪
51:12This needle's going in my knee,
51:13and I feel like it's gonna break my leg.
51:15I'm dying.
51:17Ah!
51:20I've been pierced a lot in my face,
51:21but getting pierced in my knee,
51:23I've never felt anything like this before.
51:26♪♪♪♪
51:30Ah!
51:32Ah!
51:34I thought the pain would ease itself up a bit,
51:36but it feels like it's only getting worse.
51:39I gotta go. Oh, my God.
51:42Time to die.
51:46♪♪♪♪
51:49Concha tu madre. Oh, my God.
51:53Ah!
51:55Que rico!
51:58Ay.
51:59That felt like the first time I lost my virginity.
52:01Goddamn.
52:02This needle feels like a bee is stinging my neck,
52:06but I'm not gonna let it stop me.
52:08♪♪♪♪
52:13Ah!
52:16Ah!
52:21Ah, ah, ah.
52:24This pain is getting worse and worse,
52:26and it's more uncomfortable than it is pleasurable.
52:29I feel like I'm getting a little lightheaded,
52:31and I've never felt pain like this before.
52:34I can see white.
52:35I feel like my head is fuzzy.
52:37I feel like I could fuckin' fall over any minute.
52:39Do more. I want more.
52:41Dame mas.
52:42Like Erica Crash says, give me more, bitch.
52:44Dame mas. Dame mas. Quiero mas.
52:46I want to be here,
52:47and I'm not afraid to say what's on my mind.
52:49I'm fuckin' coming back in that goddamn lab,
52:51and I'm gonna show all these motherfuckers who say,
52:53oh, you got crafty shit.
52:54Oh, you got the crafty shit.
52:55Well, y'all look basic.
52:56I'm a fuckin' big fan,
52:57and I'ma fuckin' come back even fuckin' harder.
53:00Bigger dick, thicker dick, curvier dick,
53:03and longer-fuckin'-foreskin dick.
53:05Fuckin' get ready.
53:07I'm fuckin' coming for all you motherfuckers.
53:10I'm not done.
53:11Phil is going home.
53:12Your flight to Chicago is already packed.
53:14Bye-bye.
53:30Hi, Kim.
53:31How are you guys doing?
53:33Peace be with you.
53:34602, take one.
53:36And action.
53:37I fuckin' destroyed that extermination.
53:39I took so many more needles than Desiree did,
53:42and I was laughing and having a good time
53:44while she was sitting over there crying.
53:46I'm about to bring it to the up.
54:04I'm a fuckin' big fan.
54:05I'ma fuckin' come back even fuckin' harder.