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00:00:00I'm going to talk to that husband of yours about going over some of my taxes.
00:00:04Is he working over the holidays?
00:00:06At least until Christmas Eve.
00:00:08Oh, great. Oh, it's Jesse, isn't it?
00:00:11Yeah.
00:00:11Are you in town for Christmas?
00:00:13It wouldn't be the holidays without Jesse.
00:00:16And what of that son of yours? Is he too busy to come in and say hello?
00:00:20Actually, Shawn is going to be in New York for Christmas this year, as you've probably heard.
00:00:27So, are you two still together, or did he do you dirty like he did my Darlene?
00:00:33There's your ground round, Liz.
00:00:35Thank you, Stuart, and I will be back for my Christmas bird.
00:00:39Great. Oh, extra gravy on the side?
00:00:41Extra, extra gravy, please.
00:00:44Bye-bye.
00:00:45Give my best to Darlene.
00:00:47Oh, I will. Too bad Shawn's not here to shove in his regards.
00:00:54Okay.
00:00:56Merry Christmas.
00:00:57Merry Christmas.
00:00:59What a whore, showing up here all by herself.
00:01:03Honestly, that is so desperate.
00:01:07Robert, dinner's ready.
00:01:12Whoa, I thought we were going to lay off the carbs till Christmas.
00:01:18It's a plowman's.
00:01:20Plowman's is mostly bread.
00:01:22Eat or don't eat, Robert.
00:01:25So, how's work going?
00:01:27You know what? It's actually a little bit better now.
00:01:29I can take a couple days to work from home.
00:01:32His secretary retired, and the office has gotten awfully quiet.
00:01:35He really should give it up.
00:01:37Let's not be hasty.
00:01:39What I should be giving up is all this bread.
00:01:41He's always wished that Shawn would come back and work with him,
00:01:44but I think we understand that Shawn has bigger dreams outside of Ketcham, don't we?
00:01:50Speaking of which, how's the Petco thing going for you?
00:01:53Oh, it's going, but, you know, I'm always open to a new path.
00:01:58Really?
00:01:59Well, as one who has hit the fork in the road and had to make path decisions,
00:02:03you will never know where it leads until you take it.
00:02:09That feels fairly obvious.
00:02:12Not exactly groundbreaking counsel, but undeniably accurate.
00:02:21Eat your plowmans, Robert.
00:02:28Bedtime snack.
00:02:30Oh, thank you so much, Liz.
00:02:32Jessie, I know it must feel strange to be here without Shawn,
00:02:40and I maybe was selfish to ask you to come.
00:02:44No, it feels right to be here.
00:02:47The first time you came, you and Shawn had only been together, what, four weeks?
00:02:53Three weeks, I think.
00:02:54And even then, I knew you were a perfect fit for this family.
00:02:57I mean, who else would appreciate gnomes like I do?
00:03:02Exactly.
00:03:03I just want to say that I know that Shawn can be very active and wild, sexually.
00:03:18And I want you to know that that comes from my side of the family.
00:03:26And I really just wanted to apologize.
00:03:28I'm sorry.
00:03:31Thank you for sharing that with me.
00:03:35I didn't know that, but that makes sense.
00:03:38Okay, well, two or three cookies, and you'll have a good night's sleep.
00:03:42Jessie, I will see you in the morning for pancakes with Nutella.
00:03:47Be nice.
00:03:51Yeah, I'm so glad you're here.
00:03:52There's no place like Gnome.
00:03:55I knew you'd get that.
00:03:58And if you're still hungry, there's some little cheese cubes in the fridge.
00:04:02Great.
00:04:05Oh, and tomorrow is Robert's morning, so we won't be downstairs till about 10.
00:04:14Get it, girl.
00:04:22Robert?
00:04:24Where are you going?
00:04:25It's your morning.
00:04:26Yeah, I got to get started on these lights.
00:04:29It's important that we stay connected during this busy holiday season.
00:04:34You're right, honey, and normally I would love to, but I've got so much to do.
00:04:39I want you to drop those lights and put on a good mindset and pull out your dick.
00:04:49It's your morning, Robert.
00:05:00This one is a recipe that Shawn's cross-eyed grandmother used to make.
00:05:07Oh.
00:05:08Come fresh.
00:05:09That was the secret ingredient.
00:05:12There's probably some misspellings.
00:05:14Well, unfortunately, I have to go cut hair and do therapy, but don't worry about the stew.
00:05:20We can just stay on low until I get back.
00:05:22All right, how about I decorate the tree while you're at work?
00:05:24I would love that, but Robert's not back until late to go up in the attic and haul out the decorations.
00:05:31I would do it myself, but I don't like to.
00:05:35That's okay.
00:05:36I know where to find them.
00:05:37Okay.
00:05:38Have fun.
00:05:39Be careful.
00:05:40And if you get bored later, come on in for a blow dry.
00:05:44Found me.
00:05:46Thanks, Tennessee.
00:05:53Hello?
00:05:58I forgot the dog.
00:06:00Hello.
00:06:01Come here, boy.
00:06:02I mean, girl, or whatever.
00:06:04Do you want a cookie?
00:06:05Come here.
00:06:06Come on.
00:06:07Get away from that.
00:06:08Come here.
00:06:09Come here, dog.
00:06:10Come here, puppy.
00:06:11He prefers dinner before dessert.
00:06:14Hello.
00:06:16Is this your dog?
00:06:17Best friend.
00:06:18Rescued him when he was a pup.
00:06:19I named him after my second favorite explorer.
00:06:21Hey, Polo, come on.
00:06:23Leave that, Polo.
00:06:25I can't be mad at him.
00:06:26He's too gorgeous.
00:06:28It's my dog.
00:06:29I'll clean up after him.
00:06:30Well, I'll call Liz and Robert and tell them that you're here.
00:06:33Actually, you know, they don't know I'm coming.
00:06:35Yeah, I was just going to surprise them on my way to Mount Hood.
00:06:39Well, looks like I need to head into town to find a replacement for this ornament.
00:06:44And I suppose I'll have to guess at the ingredients for that stew.
00:06:46Oh, I know the recipe.
00:06:47I can help you with that.
00:06:49Well, if it doesn't dirty your dress, yeah, I'd appreciate it.
00:06:54No problem.
00:07:00Polo.
00:07:02Polo.
00:07:04Polo, go on.
00:07:05Come on.
00:07:06Come on.
00:07:07Get back in the house.
00:07:08That's kind of his spot.
00:07:09Come on, bud.
00:07:10I'm asking nice.
00:07:11Come on.
00:07:12Oh, good boy.
00:07:14That's his spot, usually.
00:07:16I'll be back soon.
00:07:19All right.
00:07:20So we have carrots, potatoes, celery, peas.
00:07:25Oh, we forgot the crown round.
00:07:27Oh, better re-tie that string around her finger.
00:07:30Gotta have the meat.
00:07:31Yeah.
00:07:32I'll be right back.
00:07:33Okay.
00:07:39Okay.
00:08:03Sorry it took so long.
00:08:05All right, decoration time.
00:08:07Let's go replace that ornament.
00:08:09I think the Christmas market is right around the corner.
00:08:11Oh.
00:08:12Well, let's do it.
00:08:13Besides, what's more fun than shopping and talking about absolutely nothing?
00:08:18So Colorado's home?
00:08:20Yep, Mount Wilson.
00:08:21We got sun and snow.
00:08:23Best skiing around.
00:08:24You must ski all year.
00:08:26Nope, not once.
00:08:27I'm more of a facilitator.
00:08:29I operate a small travel agency.
00:08:32So what brings me joy is making other people's dreams come true.
00:08:35That's amazing.
00:08:36What about you?
00:08:37What appeals your potato?
00:08:39Well, I guess I really like photographing.
00:08:44Very nice, really.
00:08:46What kind of photos you take?
00:08:48Really any different thing that catches my eye day to day.
00:08:53I take some family portraits, but that's really more of a hobby,
00:08:57not much of a career path there.
00:08:59Well, who cares?
00:09:00It tickles your soul, right?
00:09:02That puts you way ahead of the game.
00:09:05So is the rest of your family joining us for the holiday?
00:09:09No, my pop asked when I was eight.
00:09:11Oh, sorry to hear that.
00:09:13And my stepdad, Skip, he takes my ma on a trip every Christmas.
00:09:18I think this year they're going to Alaska.
00:09:20Oh, very nice.
00:09:21Yeah, should be nice for them.
00:09:23When I was nine, he sat me down and he said,
00:09:25I'm never going to try to be your father,
00:09:27but I sure do love being romantic with your mother,
00:09:29so I'm going to take her on a trip every holiday
00:09:32so that I can get her alone and do stuff to her without any interruptions.
00:09:36I said, what kind of things?
00:09:38He said, rub on her and have her tug me
00:09:40and incorporate children's costumes, but in a more adult way.
00:09:44It may sound selfish, but that's what keeps the engine running.
00:09:47He said.
00:09:50Anyway, of course, not too keen on it,
00:09:53but you also got to let people live the lives they want to live, right?
00:09:57Wow, that sounds awful.
00:10:00Awful and oddly specific.
00:10:03But I also know what it's like to have your family not invite you for the holidays.
00:10:09Here we are.
00:10:10Shall we?
00:10:12Oh, they got some talented hands in China.
00:10:14I was thinking the valley has been so great for outdoor activities,
00:10:17but forget what a killer art scene they got here, too.
00:10:20Funny, I've actually never done any outdoor activities here.
00:10:23Really?
00:10:24Sean never took you skiing or snowshoeing?
00:10:29Wow, how many times have you been to catch them?
00:10:32Let's see, every Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, Memorial Day, St. Patrick's Day,
00:10:39Mr. and Mrs. C's birthdays, their anniversaries, Labor Day, and of course my birthday.
00:10:45Ah, your mouth's just saying the whole calendar.
00:10:48You know, whenever I come here to visit, I just couldn't get enough of the mountains.
00:10:52Man, the sights, the smells, the snow, it all just felt right, you know?
00:10:57Come to think of it, I never could get Sean to come outside.
00:11:00He was always wanting to be inside playing Monopoly.
00:11:03And I'm not knocking Monopoly.
00:11:05I'd just personally rather be outside living than inside counting fake money, you know?
00:11:11I totally agree.
00:11:12Well, you have time for one more stop?
00:11:14Sure.
00:11:15All right. Thanks, Gertrude.
00:11:16You're welcome. Goodbye.
00:11:18Okay, so I'm having sex.
00:11:20It's totally not connected.
00:11:22And I look up and I see this man, a beautiful man, gyrating on top of me.
00:11:27And I realize, Lloyd, he doesn't even know that my favorite band is ex-fonse.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:34I would rather not be in a relationship than be in one that I don't believe in.
00:11:39Well, honey, I say, in the long run, the only thing that matters is good hygiene and a man who won't knock on the door when you're drinking wine in the tub.
00:11:50Gertrude!
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:52Oh!
00:11:53Oh!
00:11:54Christmas came early this year.
00:11:57Oh, there are them smells.
00:11:59Oh, you.
00:12:00Oh.
00:12:01And I see you met Jesse.
00:12:03Oh, yeah.
00:12:04Hi, David.
00:12:05Becky.
00:12:06I see you brought those lips.
00:12:08Oh, these old flappers?
00:12:10Yeah, babe.
00:12:11I had to.
00:12:12Oh, it's been a few years. You look great.
00:12:15You too.
00:12:16Let me hug your neck.
00:12:17I want to be delicate there.
00:12:19Hey.
00:12:20Are you coming in for Christmas?
00:12:21Well, if Aunt Lizzie has room at the table.
00:12:23I don't want to assume.
00:12:24Well, I heard Sean's not coming in, so there's room for you.
00:12:28Francesca at the hobby shop told me that.
00:12:31Well, I'm delighted you're here.
00:12:33And there's always room at the table for you.
00:12:36Aunt Liz, I appreciate you so much.
00:12:38God, if you were two years younger, we'd have to try not to get pregnant.
00:12:41Oh.
00:12:44But God bless, Liz.
00:12:45I appreciate the invitation.
00:12:46Thank you so much.
00:12:47It's good to see you back.
00:12:48Good to see you.
00:12:49We got some meat to stew.
00:12:50We better head out.
00:12:51I'll explain when you get home.
00:12:53It's looking good.
00:12:54All right.
00:12:55Nice meeting you.
00:12:56How are you?
00:12:58Hey, listen.
00:12:59News travels faster in small towns than leaves do in a dog pound.
00:13:03By this time tomorrow, everyone in town is going to know that I'm here and Sean's not.
00:13:06And then we'll just move on to something new.
00:13:08You know?
00:13:09Thanks.
00:13:10Oh, Liz.
00:13:14Thank you for helping me with this.
00:13:16Oh, it is my pleasure.
00:13:19This is fun.
00:13:20I live for this.
00:13:23Jessie, shoot me if I'm trespassing here, but, um, you know, I've kept one foot in the door of a relationship that's ended,
00:13:29and it just kind of prolongs everything, you know?
00:13:33That's not what I'm doing.
00:13:35I have a great time with the Campbells.
00:13:38And then the last time that we were here, Miss C took me antiquing, and, boy, does she know how to haggle.
00:13:46I mean, I love antiquing, but she just takes it to another level.
00:13:50Oh, and on Thanksgiving, it was so funny.
00:13:53Mr. C tried to deep fry the turkey, but it ended up looking like Peking duck.
00:13:57So then we ended up having to order Chinese food.
00:13:59And then everybody had to make their own fortunes, and we all drew one.
00:14:02It was so much fun.
00:14:04It's pretty obvious you and the Campbells have a blast together.
00:14:06Oh, yeah.
00:14:07We have a great time.
00:14:09So what about you?
00:14:11What happened with that relationship where you stayed too long?
00:14:13Well, it started with me moving to Bend, Oregon, taking a lower-paying job to be with her,
00:14:18and ended with her fornicating with my taekwondo instructor.
00:14:23Oh, my God.
00:14:25Don Alvarez.
00:14:26That's terrible.
00:14:29It was.
00:14:31We had a security camera on the front doorbell, and so I saw everything.
00:14:36I'm so sorry.
00:14:37Of course, I don't honor what he did, but I know he was gentle with her.
00:14:43It actually turned out to be a blessing, you know.
00:14:46It just made me realize that no matter how joyful something starts, it always ends with hurt.
00:14:53I'm much happier now just hanging around with Polo here.
00:14:57I've got to say, Jessie, that tree is looking marvelous again.
00:15:01Oh, well, thank you.
00:15:03I can't take all the credit, though.
00:15:04David helped a little.
00:15:05A little?
00:15:06You know, David, maybe I could empower you to help me configure the lights for our show.
00:15:12Power me?
00:15:13Is that a fancy way of asking me to do it?
00:15:15Yes, please.
00:15:16Of course.
00:15:17I'd be happy if you won't go wrong.
00:15:19I didn't know you all were still doing that light show.
00:15:21Oh, of course.
00:15:23It's the highlight of the Christmas party and a Campbell tradition.
00:15:26Speaking of traditions, there's also the wishing tree.
00:15:30Oh, yeah.
00:15:31I heard about this.
00:15:32It's supposed to be hidden in the valley somewhere, right?
00:15:34That's the one.
00:15:35And if you find it, you have to make a wish.
00:15:37Oh.
00:15:38But it will only come true if you never tell anyone where it is.
00:15:42Have you two ever found it?
00:15:46Maybe.
00:15:47What about you and Sean?
00:15:49We looked a lot, but no luck.
00:15:53Well, maybe this will be your lucky year.
00:16:06Oh.
00:16:08Kevin?
00:16:10Hi.
00:16:12Morning, Paul.
00:16:14Oh.
00:16:15What's going on?
00:16:16Where are you taking me?
00:16:29That's nice and solid.
00:16:30Oh, God.
00:16:31You're all right.
00:16:32Okay.
00:16:33Come on.
00:16:34There you go.
00:16:35All right.
00:16:36You got it.
00:16:37That's good.
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:39I'm glad I came.
00:16:40I'm having so much fun.
00:16:41Well, a couple more steps and we'll get to the real pie crust.
00:16:44Here we are, drinking that view.
00:16:46Smooth going down.
00:16:48It's beautiful.
00:16:50I haven't done something this spontaneous in forever.
00:16:53Really?
00:16:54Well, what kind of stuff did you and Sean do?
00:16:56I mean, other than Monopoly.
00:16:57Well, we would, you know, do stuff like work out, spin class.
00:17:01Sometimes we would stay up late and binge watch a TV show.
00:17:04Then he'd always complain the next day that he didn't get enough sleep for his abs.
00:17:12Oh, no, man.
00:17:13Come on.
00:17:14You got to get my good side.
00:17:17Yeah.
00:17:18You're a natural.
00:17:20My mom loved Christmas.
00:17:22She died when I was eight.
00:17:24And when she was gone, so was the magic of the holiday.
00:17:29And when my dad remarried, he just wanted to throw away all the memories.
00:17:33And Christmas went with it.
00:17:35I never told Sean any of that.
00:17:37I guess I was too afraid that he would think I came with too many issues.
00:17:41I mean, he thinks I talk a lot.
00:17:43And I over-explain things.
00:17:45And I go on long tangents about nothing.
00:17:47And I'm too sensitive.
00:17:49I cry too much.
00:17:51That I don't put away things correctly.
00:17:54But everyone has their thing.
00:17:57Oh, yeah.
00:17:58Everybody's got a little dirt under their nails.
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:02I find that most people think their dreams can't be reality.
00:18:05And more often than not, all you need to do is just reach out and grab them.
00:18:10They're right in front of you.
00:18:11Oh, okay.
00:18:12Oh, wait up.
00:18:13Are you coming?
00:18:14Okay, hold on.
00:18:16Cheers to grabbing it.
00:18:19All right.
00:18:20To grabbing it.
00:18:28Hey, bud.
00:18:30What are you doing out here?
00:18:32Hey, you listen.
00:18:34A little time apart.
00:18:35Letting loved ones be individuals.
00:18:37That makes getting together all the more joyous.
00:18:39I am so sorry.
00:18:40I was just leaving and Polo just ran out.
00:18:42Oh, hey, Beck.
00:18:43Hi.
00:18:44I made you a pie.
00:18:45I left it on the counter.
00:18:46Well, that is mighty nice of you.
00:18:48Now, what flavors should my mouth be expecting?
00:18:50Peach.
00:18:52And then I spice things up a little bit with some red ginseng, ginkgo biloba,
00:18:57tribulus, and just a pinch of vodka.
00:19:01Never heard of any of those, but I trust you.
00:19:03They're very stimulating flavors.
00:19:04Yeah.
00:19:05It's stimulating my memory.
00:19:07Growing up, I never could get enough of your sweets, Becky.
00:19:10Remember when we were kids?
00:19:12You bought that box of cookies for me, and I threw my whole cookie jar at you.
00:19:19Up in your treehouse.
00:19:20In my treehouse.
00:19:22Man, if those treehouse walls could talk.
00:19:24Oof.
00:19:26That brings up a pretty good memory file with smells and warmth and tastes.
00:19:32Consent.
00:19:34Well, not on my end.
00:19:37Well, Jessie and I should probably get inside and help with the, uh...
00:19:41Lights for the show.
00:19:43Hi.
00:19:45Have you been standing here the whole time?
00:19:47Hello.
00:19:48Yes.
00:19:49Well, anyway, I want you to stop by the bakery later on Main Street,
00:19:53because I want to hear what you thought of that pie.
00:19:56Oh, I will indeed.
00:19:57Okay.
00:19:58Yeah, thanks again.
00:19:59Nice to see you.
00:20:00So good to see you.
00:20:02What was that all about?
00:20:03Oh, just childhood memories.
00:20:05I see.
00:20:07She's nice.
00:20:09Oh, that's why I never ended up going.
00:20:13How was skating?
00:20:15Oh, it was really great.
00:20:16It's been a while since I've been on skates, but I got my legs back.
00:20:19Yeah, well, you'd never have known it.
00:20:21Robert used to flood the yard when Sean was younger.
00:20:24Did Becky ever come over and skate?
00:20:26Only when David was in town.
00:20:29And then she would be here day and night.
00:20:31I'm surprised she didn't get frostbite in that skating costume she wore.
00:20:35Well, no, she did.
00:20:37Yeah, yeah, she got it pretty bad in some places.
00:20:40So Becky and David were...
00:20:42Friends.
00:20:43Just friends.
00:20:46Saved by the bell.
00:20:51Sean, sweetie.
00:20:54It's so good to hear from you.
00:20:56Oh, you just got to New York.
00:20:58Great.
00:20:59Well, you should probably get settled.
00:21:01You've got a big day tomorrow.
00:21:03Okay, Sean.
00:21:04Dad and I miss you.
00:21:06And best of luck on the interview.
00:21:11How is he?
00:21:13Jesse, because he's been traveling,
00:21:17I haven't had a chance to tell Sean that you're here.
00:21:30I hope Jesse's having a good time.
00:21:33Oh, relax.
00:21:34She's fine.
00:21:35They're having fun.
00:21:37Yeah?
00:21:38Now, unwind
00:21:41and take a sip of this.
00:21:43It's lots of grape soda,
00:21:45healthy dose of cough syrup,
00:21:47topped off by hard candy.
00:21:49It makes the perfect glass of purple drink.
00:21:53Liz, I really just want to get some rest, go to sleep.
00:21:57Right.
00:21:58And a serving of S'Zerp
00:22:01will make you feel really good.
00:22:03It'll put you right to sleep.
00:22:05Is this safe?
00:22:07So let's just enjoy the moment.
00:22:09Have a nice glass of lean together.
00:22:11Cheers.
00:22:36Hello.
00:22:38You didn't sleep either?
00:22:46Hold on.
00:22:54Oh, wow.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56Yeah, way more cough syrup at the moment
00:22:59than grape soda.
00:23:00It's very full-bodied.
00:23:02Mm-hmm.
00:23:03I like that it's not oaky.
00:23:06You know, the hard candy is now bringing out
00:23:08the texture of the grape soda.
00:23:10Plus, it gets you high.
00:23:12Mm.
00:23:18Hello?
00:23:21Hello?
00:23:24Now, if I were to order this in the future,
00:23:26would it be purple drink or S'Zerp or lean?
00:23:30What?
00:23:31They'll know what you mean.
00:23:34I know.
00:23:36I know.
00:23:37Maybe I shouldn't have come.
00:23:39I mean, Sean doesn't even know that I'm here.
00:23:43Maybe David is right.
00:23:45Maybe I am keeping one foot in the door.
00:23:51Both feet, actually.
00:23:55Sorry.
00:23:56I didn't want to scare you again.
00:24:00Working on Aunt Liz's shortbread cookies?
00:24:02Mm-hmm.
00:24:04Old candy cherries.
00:24:05Oof.
00:24:06Man, those are...
00:24:07It's my poison.
00:24:08She sends me a tin every year.
00:24:11She sent me the recipe.
00:24:13You're kidding me.
00:24:14She told me that was top secret.
00:24:16It is.
00:24:18You really are like family.
00:24:23You know, when my ex and I broke up,
00:24:25at first I thought I was missing her,
00:24:27and then I realized
00:24:30I was just kind of missing flame-lit a dog.
00:24:34So I went to the shelter and got Polo here.
00:24:36Really?
00:24:37Right, buddy?
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:41Maybe you didn't come back to keep one foot in the door.
00:24:45Or maybe you just like sharing recipes,
00:24:48hanging out with family.
00:25:01Robert, we have to get going.
00:25:06Well, don't you look nice for the dance.
00:25:10Well, that's the pot calling the kettle gorgeous.
00:25:14Yeah, Polo picked it out.
00:25:16It's my finest threads.
00:25:17That wrangler butt of yours is driving me nuts.
00:25:20Well, you know,
00:25:21I don't know if I'm going to be able to keep up with you,
00:25:24but I'm going to have to go.
00:25:26It's my finest threads.
00:25:27That wrangler butt of yours is driving me nuts.
00:25:30Careful, Aunt Liz.
00:25:31You weren't blood-related.
00:25:33That type of talk will get you straight-kissed.
00:25:36You know, it's very nice of you spending time with Jessie.
00:25:40I was worried about her with Sean not here.
00:25:43She's fun to be around.
00:25:45I really like spending time with her.
00:25:47Yeah, I've been enjoying myself.
00:25:49I'm looking forward to going to the dance with her.
00:25:52Aunt Liz, can you shut off the main breaker, please?
00:25:55I'll take care of it.
00:25:56No, don't be silly.
00:25:57You and Jessie get going to the dance.
00:25:59I will go and figure out what a breaker is.
00:26:02Oh, I can't let you do...
00:26:04It's okay.
00:26:09Hey.
00:26:13Is that too much?
00:26:14Oh.
00:26:16No, not at all.
00:26:19You look real nice.
00:26:20You look like a disco ball made sweet love to a shooting star.
00:26:26Like a diamond exploded.
00:26:31I believe that jumpsuit will jumpstart the whole dance.
00:26:37Oh, oh, no, no, Polo.
00:26:39Oh, no, no, no, that...
00:26:40Polo, come on.
00:26:41It's very gracious of you, Polo, to sit in the back seat, but...
00:26:44Sorry, you still can't come, buddy.
00:26:46Sorry, Polo, human folk just aren't there yet.
00:26:48Sorry, Polo, human folk just aren't there yet.
00:26:50Come on.
00:26:51Come on, Polo.
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54All right.
00:26:55Hi, Polo.
00:26:56All right.
00:27:06Hello.
00:27:08From the Spiked Bowl.
00:27:09Of course.
00:27:10Oh, isn't that Becky?
00:27:12Sweet Becky Ackerman.
00:27:14I see she did her own hair tonight.
00:27:19May I have this dance with the most beautiful woman in the room?
00:27:23Honestly, Robert, that line is 30 years old.
00:27:28But it still works.
00:27:31Come on, a little friction and fantasy, my dear.
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:46Look.
00:27:47Oh, how tacky.
00:27:49She looks like a giant fishing lure.
00:27:52Well, we know what she's after, don't we, Darlene?
00:27:56Mm-hmm.
00:28:04Pardon me one second.
00:28:07Hey, you doing all right?
00:28:09I thought you said you were going to be old news.
00:28:13Oh, yeah.
00:28:14Hey, let's dance.
00:28:15Give him something to really chew on.
00:28:17I love it.
00:28:18All right.
00:28:21Oh!
00:28:22Come on.
00:28:25Hey.
00:28:26Got moves.
00:28:27Well, you're easy to lead.
00:28:29You.
00:28:30Oh.
00:28:31May I cut in?
00:28:34Sorry, Beck.
00:28:35Actually, I asked Jessie here to dance, and she kindly said yes.
00:28:38So call me old-fashioned, but I'm a one-partner type of guy.
00:28:42Oh.
00:28:43Okay, well, I understand.
00:28:45All right, good.
00:28:46No disrespect.
00:28:47No.
00:28:48Old-fashioned.
00:28:49Have a good night.
00:28:50Bye, Becky.
00:28:53I don't know.
00:28:54I think Becky might want a little bit more treehouse time with you.
00:28:59Oh, that was a long time ago.
00:29:01And it was nothing, really.
00:29:03Nothing.
00:29:04It was just a kiss.
00:29:05Must have been some kiss.
00:29:08Oh, now she is trying to bang Sean's cousin.
00:29:12Oh, that is so low.
00:29:14Oh, oh, oh, indeed.
00:29:17We are dealing with a top-shelf Christmas slut.
00:29:38Oh, man.
00:29:39Look at that.
00:29:40I could see someone who has always wanted to drop down onto fresh powder, cut in a path
00:29:45through uncharted territory.
00:29:47Just them, the wind, the sky, and their emotions.
00:29:52You'd have me sold.
00:29:54You kidding?
00:29:55Them glossy pictures, they're not going to sell.
00:29:58They're not going to sell.
00:30:00They're not going to sell.
00:30:02They're not going to sell.
00:30:04They're not going to sell.
00:30:06Them glossy pictures, they're just selling.
00:30:08Wow, you got quite an eye.
00:30:11Two of them, actually.
00:30:13You ever think about doing this picture stuff in a salaried, non-amateur kind of way?
00:30:17I'm talking bank account stuff.
00:30:20Do you mean take pictures as a full-time job?
00:30:24Mm-hmm.
00:30:25Oh, I would love to.
00:30:27I've just never really considered it.
00:30:31Sorry.
00:30:32In the way.
00:30:33Miss C, any chance that you're going into town today?
00:30:37Robert left both of his reading glasses here.
00:30:41And without them, he will only be able to find his lunch by smell.
00:30:44I'll drop them off, Aunt Liz.
00:30:46No.
00:30:47I need you here to go up on the roof and do that man work that you're so good at.
00:30:51Otherwise, Robert will come home, and he will try to go up on the roof by himself and put
00:30:55up that showstopper and tweak his sciatica.
00:30:59Don't worry about it, Miss C.
00:31:01Bring him the glasses.
00:31:07Well, have fun on the roof.
00:31:17Knock, knock.
00:31:18Oh.
00:31:19Mr. C, I brought your reading glasses.
00:31:21Ah, great.
00:31:23You are such a lifesaver.
00:31:24You're right.
00:31:25It does seem a little bit more quiet in here now.
00:31:27Yeah.
00:31:28Yeah, probably more space than I actually need anymore.
00:31:31I should maybe think about setting up shop in the back of the drugstore again.
00:31:36In the drugstore, really?
00:31:37Yeah.
00:31:38When I was first starting out, I realized people love to talk about what ails them.
00:31:42And I thought, oh, this is a good segue into talking about managing their finances.
00:31:47And let me tell you, it worked.
00:31:50I learned everything there is to know about everyone in this town, all from the back of
00:31:55the old drugstore, despite what my father said.
00:31:59What did your father say?
00:32:01That it wasn't practical to start into business on my own.
00:32:06That I should stay and work on the farm like I was incapable of thinking work.
00:32:11Like I was some stupid fuck.
00:32:15You know, I love the old man, Abbie.
00:32:17And he definitely motivated me.
00:32:19But sometimes you just have to go for it.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:29A hat.
00:32:31Santa's hat.
00:32:32Elf's hat.
00:32:33No, Scrooge.
00:32:34Oh, the Grinch.
00:32:35The Grinch.
00:32:36The Grinch stole Christmas.
00:32:37Oh, come on.
00:32:38Wow.
00:32:39I can't believe you got that.
00:32:41That's amazing.
00:32:42All right.
00:32:43No pressure, but let's get this one so I don't get dog-talked all night long.
00:32:47Okay.
00:32:48I got you, Robert.
00:32:49So I'm guessing.
00:32:50You're guessing.
00:32:51All right.
00:32:52All right.
00:32:53Let's go.
00:32:55Waves.
00:32:56Chicken.
00:32:57Hand.
00:32:58Smoking hand.
00:33:00Fire.
00:33:01Fire.
00:33:02Bonfire.
00:33:03Fire.
00:33:04Little sparks.
00:33:05Heat.
00:33:06You want to touch the flame, but you can't because you know it's going to burn you.
00:33:09Scar tissue from previous relationships.
00:33:11Are you blind?
00:33:12Balls.
00:33:13Hot balls.
00:33:14Balls.
00:33:15Testicle.
00:33:16Chestnuts.
00:33:17Roasting on an open fire.
00:33:19Sean.
00:33:20Hey.
00:33:21Surprise, everybody.
00:33:23You're here.
00:33:24Yes.
00:33:25Jessie.
00:33:26What are you doing here?
00:33:30I invited her.
00:33:31If you're upset, be upset with me.
00:33:35I will remember that.
00:33:37Do you want to have a little chat, maybe?
00:33:40Talk in private?
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:43I can have a private chat.
00:33:46Jessie, what the fuck?
00:33:48I don't want to be excited about this.
00:33:50I can understand if you're a little upset.
00:33:53I guess I'm a little bit upset, but frankly, I'm just surprised.
00:33:57I'm shocked that I'm seeing you right now.
00:34:01Help me understand this a little bit.
00:34:03You got invited here.
00:34:04Obviously, you wanted to come and have some Christmas carves with my mom.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:10That's exactly what I wanted.
00:34:12Okay.
00:34:13Well, I can appreciate that, but let's walk the dog out just a little bit farther on this
00:34:18because I don't see how it plays out.
00:34:21So, what, this is an annual thing now?
00:34:24Because in one to three years, I'm likely going to be dating somebody else,
00:34:27and I'm going to bring her home for the holidays.
00:34:29I don't know where you fit into that.
00:34:31What, you stick around and take our Christmas card photos?
00:34:35That sounds mean.
00:34:36I don't mean it to be, but I don't see how this ends well.
00:34:42I love Christmas.
00:34:44You know that.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:47And I didn't have anywhere else to go.
00:34:50And I don't even have enough money to buy another plane ticket out of here two days before Christmas.
00:34:55So, yeah, I guess I should have kept walking the dog on that.
00:35:02Well, I mean, I don't want you to leave now.
00:35:04You don't?
00:35:05No.
00:35:06I mean, the drama that this would cause?
00:35:08Absolutely not.
00:35:09It would ruin everybody's holiday.
00:35:12We don't want to burden everybody with this, right?
00:35:16Yeah, I agree.
00:35:18Great.
00:35:19Deal.
00:35:20Well, I don't know.
00:35:21I guess I'm just now wondering, like, the last lingering issue is, like,
00:35:25could we just have one last really enjoyable holiday together?
00:35:31Yeah.
00:35:32I mean, that's – I don't understand what you mean.
00:35:34What I mean is, is it weird that I just want to kiss you right now?
00:35:39Sean, we are broken up.
00:35:40You broke up with me.
00:35:41I did.
00:35:42And I think the good thing about that is that the pressure is off.
00:35:46It makes sense, but what's wrong with a little bit of fun?
00:35:50Don't you think that would complicate things?
00:35:53I can't imagine that it would.
00:35:55I mean, I don't have all the answers,
00:35:56but all I know is that I cannot stop getting stared at by this fella right here
00:36:02who's got the red nose and the rock-hard ears,
00:36:05looking at me, and he's going, what does Sean want for Christmas?
00:36:09You know, his words, not mine.
00:36:11I can just read it on his face.
00:36:15Well, I need some time to think about it.
00:36:19I'll let you say so.
00:36:23I'm just going to put these in the dishwasher and head to bed.
00:36:26So, anyway, the interview was aces.
00:36:28Turns out this guy also does body sculpt, same as me.
00:36:31X1, same as me.
00:36:33I should be X2, but my sensei died on the way to the ceremony.
00:36:37Hit and run.
00:36:38It's actually a really funny story.
00:36:39Oh.
00:36:40But don't worry about it.
00:36:41Bottom line, I'm moving on to the next round of interviews, guaranteed.
00:36:44They were loving it.
00:36:45Job in the bag.
00:36:46Fantastic.
00:36:48When you talk about sculpting the body, what medium are they working in?
00:36:51Clay?
00:36:52What are we talking about?
00:36:53No, no, I mean mine.
00:36:54We're talking human flesh.
00:36:55Oh, yeah.
00:36:56Tip to tap.
00:36:57Silly old me just goes outside and swings an axe.
00:37:00What do I know?
00:37:01And you do this in a facility?
00:37:02You make it sound like the mental asylum.
00:37:04Well, it's late.
00:37:06I think we should all go to bed.
00:37:08I guess I'll be heading out then.
00:37:10Peace out.
00:37:11Absolutely not.
00:37:12You will stay here.
00:37:13No, no, no.
00:37:14I don't want to cramp anyone's space.
00:37:15Don't be ridiculous.
00:37:16You can sleep in Sean's room.
00:37:17Well, I mean, I could lay my head down for a little bit if it's not stepping on toes.
00:37:22Lay it down.
00:37:23Move it around.
00:37:24Who gives a crap?
00:37:25Stick around.
00:37:26That's fantastic.
00:37:27Let me get my hands on your neck.
00:37:28Yeah.
00:37:29Thank you, Sean.
00:37:30I love you.
00:37:31Thank you for all the love and hospitality.
00:37:32What the?
00:37:33What was that?
00:37:34I feel like he's got chapstick on my neck.
00:37:40Hey.
00:37:41Hey.
00:37:43Yeah, please go ahead.
00:37:44Go first.
00:37:45I'm not even tired.
00:37:46I got to wee-wee first if that's cool.
00:37:47Long day.
00:37:48I'm exhausted.
00:37:51Hey, dibs on my bed, by the way.
00:37:52I shouldn't have to say that.
00:37:58I hope you have a good night.
00:38:00You too.
00:38:01I hope you have a good night.
00:38:03Looks like I'm going to get more than I bargained for in here, so I'd scurry.
00:38:08I just think that the most important thing that I could probably say...
00:38:12Hey, are you guys...
00:38:13How long is this going to take?
00:38:14Because I might be a while in here and I'm not digging any of this.
00:38:27Hey, D-Train, you want to do me a favor?
00:38:29Run downstairs and grab me a book of matches.
00:38:38I'm not going to go in there for a while.
00:38:40That's smart.
00:38:41Probably.
00:38:45Robert, what are you doing?
00:38:48Oh, I'm a little stressed.
00:38:50I want to slip out and take a hitch.
00:38:54Well, thank you for being honest, but oh, Robert, you've been off of it for a whole year.
00:38:59Yeah, but I will quit right after Christmas.
00:39:02Promise?
00:39:03Yeah, sure.
00:39:04Make it official.
00:39:08I promise that I will stop huffing paint right after Christmas.
00:39:12Okay, I appreciate your honesty.
00:39:16Enjoy.
00:39:17And come back nice and hazy.
00:39:19I'm going to blindfold you and we're going to play a game where you try to guess what you're touching.
00:39:24Perfect.
00:39:38Ugh.
00:39:40Dude, I can't sleep with a dog in here.
00:39:42Yeah, he always sleeps by my side.
00:39:44Yeah, well, what the fuck?
00:39:46A dog in the bedroom?
00:39:47I mean, I usually wake up with a nice big bowling pin in my pants, but that ain't going to happen if this little mud is in here, okay?
00:39:53I'm sneezing like crazy.
00:39:54Maybe the dog sleeps outside.
00:39:56Well, he won't be able to sleep away from me.
00:39:58Yeah, well, I can't sleep with him in here.
00:40:02All right, we're going to hit the couch.
00:40:04Yeah?
00:40:05Come on, buddy.
00:40:06Come on, Polo.
00:40:07Let's go.
00:40:08Yeah, yeah.
00:40:09Actually, it's a good call because the couch is actually a lot better than this dumb old air mattress.
00:40:13You just upgraded it, I swear.
00:40:26Polo.
00:40:27Hey.
00:40:31Polo.
00:40:32Hey, buddy.
00:40:34Polo.
00:40:36Oh.
00:40:38Oh.
00:41:00You little traitor.
00:41:03So, I have everybody's stocking except David's.
00:41:09Oh, well, that makes two of us.
00:41:11Well, you've got to get one, and you have to have your first name and last initial stitched on it.
00:41:17And, Sean, I need you to get yours from the attic.
00:41:20I'm on it.
00:41:21Hey, Dad, you going into Ketchum and doing some responsible accounting?
00:41:26Yes, sir, I am.
00:41:27It beats sitting here shoveling muffins down my throat all day.
00:41:31Well, we can't have that.
00:41:33Mind if I tag along with you, little pepperoni?
00:41:36I would love that.
00:41:39Ever since Shirley went into rehab, the place has gone to hell.
00:41:42Sweet.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44Not sweet, but good she's getting help.
00:41:47Jessie, this smelled bad, but it tastes good.
00:41:52I'm going to need the recipe.
00:41:54No problem.
00:41:56Well, I'm off to the mop shop.
00:42:00I guess I'll stop at the deli for dinner.
00:42:03Oh, I'm happy to do it.
00:42:04How do you like your dinner?
00:42:05Oh, you're lifesavers.
00:42:07So I'll see everybody later, and, oh, I've got to carve out 13 minutes for our special tub time.
00:42:12Robert?
00:42:14It's now uptime, Kate.
00:42:17Well, it's Wednesday, right?
00:42:18Already?
00:42:19See you later.
00:42:20Thanks for everything, Annalise.
00:42:22Okay, those numbers are not going to crunch themselves.
00:42:25Here you go.
00:42:26Oh.
00:42:27I know you like your fruit in the morning.
00:42:29That's it, yes, fruit and any other kind of sweet treat.
00:42:34All right.
00:42:35Oh, do you have any other plans for yourself today besides just picking up dinner?
00:42:38I was going to take out my camera and shoot some pictures.
00:42:41That's wonderful.
00:42:42Well, keep it prime, stay in the zone, and I'm off like a prom dress.
00:42:48Say, Jessie, seeing as there's only one car, I hear tell there's a valley off Route 40 that's supposed to be stunning.
00:42:55I could drop you off there to capture some of your camera magic and go to the Christmas market,
00:43:00grab the stocking, quickly embroider my name and last initial, hit the deli,
00:43:05then swing back and pick you up on my way back.
00:43:08If you're offering me a ride, that's great.
00:43:11I'll take great for an answer.
00:43:12Great.
00:43:14What's up, beef?
00:43:16A few things need for the folks.
00:43:18Peanut butter, crunchy one-ply toilet paper, grape soda, and cough syrup, family size if you have it.
00:43:25Oh, and do you know where I could get some lingerie around here?
00:43:29Something, you know, with, like, the sort of clear plastic, like, revealing plates and, you know, sort of something high cut, you know, 80s style.
00:43:38Buying for a special lady?
00:43:40Yeah, a little present from my mom.
00:43:48This valley is spectacular.
00:43:50Yeah.
00:43:51Well, I'll be back in a little bit to pick you up.
00:43:54You good?
00:43:55Yeah, I'm good.
00:43:57I mean, you went a little crazy that Sean showed up, right?
00:43:59I mean, at first I was awkward, but then we connected and came together.
00:44:06Oh, whatever winds you watch, just hope everything turns out the way you wish.
00:44:13Polo, let's go.
00:44:14Polo, come on, let's go.
00:44:16Where is he?
00:44:17Oh, he probably got the sense of something.
00:44:19He'll be back.
00:44:20Polo!
00:44:21Polo, come on!
00:44:24He usually comes when I call him.
00:44:26Oh, there's his tracks.
00:44:28Oh, hell.
00:44:29Polo!
00:44:30Polo!
00:44:33Dad, she nearly died ten years ago.
00:44:35This place is a fucking disaster.
00:44:37Not dead.
00:44:38She's in rehab and it's only been a month.
00:44:40I'm happy to throw in some rubber gloves and a hazmat suit and help you make sense of this mess if you want.
00:44:46Okay, you go ahead and organize everything.
00:44:49I will go over to the post office and mail some returns.
00:44:54Pony Express isn't coming through today?
00:44:56You know you can file those online, right, Dad?
00:44:58Yeah, I like to mail things.
00:45:00I'm going to take a bath later, so maybe we could, you know, boil some water over a cauldron.
00:45:03And we can take it out of this water cooler that you bought during the fucking Harding administration.
00:45:07All right, all right, I'll be back.
00:45:09All right.
00:45:10Jeez.
00:45:19Hello, Mr. Campbell.
00:45:21Becky Ackerman.
00:45:24Hi, Sean.
00:45:26I heard that you weren't coming home for Christmas.
00:45:29Well, plans change.
00:45:30What, did you have an appointment to see the old man?
00:45:32I just need to file my first year end.
00:45:34Hmm.
00:45:35Becky's Bakery.
00:45:36It's my very own business now.
00:45:37That's pretty impressive.
00:45:38Yeah, he just popped down to the post office for a bit, but I'm happy to look over whatever you want, up and down.
00:45:43Oh.
00:45:44Well, okay.
00:45:45I just, I need him to file, because I already got my hands dirty, crunching all the numbers.
00:45:50Hmm.
00:45:52I applied all of my online custom orders as a separate contract, lowered my overall growth by 10%.
00:45:59You did all this yourself?
00:46:01I did.
00:46:02I like getting my hands on things, working it, like numbers.
00:46:09Almost as much as I love baking.
00:46:11Hmm.
00:46:13Wow.
00:46:14Well, I can't believe these numbers are for a startup.
00:46:17That's incredible.
00:46:19You know, it is a real skill to be able to grow something bigger than maintain it.
00:46:24I like watching things grow, especially profits.
00:46:28You know, you should come by and check it out.
00:46:29I made a fresh batch of eggnog macaroons.
00:46:33If you have an appetite for that kind of thing.
00:46:35Might just have to take you up on that.
00:46:37Consider it a formal invitation.
00:46:47She's horny as fuck.
00:46:49Polo!
00:46:51Hey, buddy, come on!
00:46:53Polo!
00:46:54Oh, hey.
00:46:55His tracks are over here.
00:46:57He must have got this sent to something real special.
00:47:00Somebody's having a hard time getting that off his mind.
00:47:03Polo!
00:47:05I gotta find him.
00:47:08Whoa.
00:47:10Is that the wishing tray?
00:47:12It's gotta be.
00:47:14Huh.
00:47:19Whoa.
00:47:20I can't believe we found it.
00:47:24We were just in the middle of nowhere.
00:47:27This is wild.
00:47:29I told you it could be your lucky year.
00:47:32Well, now what?
00:47:34Well, I think we make a wish.
00:47:37You got one?
00:47:39I wouldn't trust a man who didn't.
00:47:41Me neither.
00:47:43All right.
00:47:44On three.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:46One.
00:47:47One.
00:47:48Two.
00:47:49Three.
00:47:57Good?
00:47:58Very good.
00:47:59You?
00:48:00Yeah.
00:48:01All right.
00:48:02There you are, you little rascal.
00:48:05Here you are.
00:48:07What were you doing?
00:48:09Polo!
00:48:10Well, let's go find your stocking.
00:48:13After you.
00:48:14After Polo.
00:48:15Come on.
00:48:17Oh, man.
00:48:19They are gonna be mighty buffalo that we found it.
00:48:22I don't think they should be too surprised.
00:48:24We do have a knack for seeking out the extraordinary.
00:48:27I mean, look at the stocking.
00:48:29That's true.
00:48:31Look at that.
00:48:34Is that Sean?
00:48:36I reckon it is.
00:48:38Huh.
00:48:39Should we say hi?
00:48:40Let's do it.
00:48:46I cannot believe how good these are.
00:48:48These are igniting my mouth.
00:48:51You know, looking at you, I would never guess that you had such a sweet tooth.
00:48:55You know, that's right.
00:48:57I do.
00:48:58Hey, you have a sweet tooth?
00:49:00No way.
00:49:01Who knew?
00:49:02Jessie, have you been to Becky's shop?
00:49:04No, I haven't.
00:49:05Oh, it's beautiful.
00:49:07I mean, it is insane.
00:49:09This business is really going places.
00:49:11I'm talking branding, franchising.
00:49:13That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:49:15Hey, David.
00:49:16Hey.
00:49:17Did you get your mouth around my Nanaimo?
00:49:18I sure did, and it was finger licking, as always.
00:49:22My mouth can't get enough of your tasty treats, Becky.
00:49:24You know that.
00:49:25I tried it, too, and it was delicious.
00:49:27Oh, yeah.
00:49:28Listen, we should probably get going, grab some stuff from the deli.
00:49:31Sean, I don't know if you need a ride, or you're going to hang here with Mrs. Taste Good.
00:49:35Taste Good.
00:49:36That is an apt nickname.
00:49:38But, no, I think I'll finish Dad's stuff back at the house.
00:49:41So, yeah, I'll hitch a ride.
00:49:43Not to be a greedy Gary, but could I just wrap my mouth around one more of these for the ride home?
00:49:50You can wrap your mouth around all of them.
00:49:51Get out.
00:49:52Take the whole box, please.
00:49:53The whole box?
00:49:54Take it, please, please.
00:49:55The whole box?
00:49:56I'm not going to protest.
00:49:57Okay.
00:49:59Later, Becky.
00:50:00Bye, you guys.
00:50:01See you.
00:50:02Hey, Becky.
00:50:03Yep.
00:50:04Bye-bye.
00:50:05I'll see you, Becky.
00:50:06Bye.
00:50:07Snowball.
00:50:08Bye, Becky.
00:50:09Bye, Becky.
00:50:11Okay, well, before we dig in, I'd like to just say a few words.
00:50:18Dear Lord, thank you for bringing the whole family together on this most blessed holiday.
00:50:28Amen.
00:50:29Amen.
00:50:30I know you guys are not going to believe this, but today David and I found the wishing tree.
00:50:36What?
00:50:37No.
00:50:38Get the fuck out of here.
00:50:39We can never find that thing.
00:50:40I know.
00:50:41Well, actually, it had more to do with fate than luck.
00:50:43Polo led us right to it.
00:50:45How about that?
00:50:46Okay, so where is it?
00:50:49What'd you wish for?
00:50:50You know I can't tell you that.
00:50:52Yeah, nice one.
00:50:53What'd you wish for?
00:50:55Sean, you know the rules.
00:50:58I do, but it's horse shit.
00:50:59You don't believe this stuff, do you?
00:51:01Of course I do.
00:51:03Okay, fine.
00:51:05Never you mind.
00:51:06David, out with it, pal.
00:51:07Don't look at me, man.
00:51:08I want my wish to come true.
00:51:10You guys are about as lame as a two-legged dog.
00:51:13All right, fine.
00:51:14Wishes are secrets, apparently.
00:51:16News flash to moi.
00:51:18Either way, I did want to, on a sincere note, raise a glass and just say a couple of words.
00:51:24Nice.
00:51:25I've been killing it recently.
00:51:27This past year has been an embarrassment of financial success, sexual adventures, and
00:51:36the year ahead is going to be probably twice that.
00:51:39I have all the skills, charisma, and talent in the world, and it's all just sort of coalescing
00:51:44at one time in a really amazing, kind of scary way, frankly.
00:51:48I'm not sure what to do with it.
00:51:49But thanks to me, I guess.
00:51:52And that's without finding the wishing tree.
00:51:54So God forbid I ever do find it, game over.
00:51:58And I'm very glad you're here.
00:52:01Thanks.
00:52:02All right.
00:52:03Cheers.
00:52:04Cheers.
00:52:05Okay, sweetie.
00:52:06Well said.
00:52:10You never really did settle down in a town and look like a job, did you?
00:52:15No, I never did chain myself to a paycheck.
00:52:18I guess I was too fond of having the sun on my face and the wind on my back.
00:52:22Well, I'm going to go upstairs and upload some photos.
00:52:26You've been taking a lot of pics since you got here?
00:52:28Yeah, I have.
00:52:29It's been really inspiring.
00:52:30It's great here.
00:52:31Oh, they're amazing.
00:52:32Really, truly.
00:52:34Well, it sounds like you guys have been on quite the adventure,
00:52:36and I'm just glad you came away unscathed, Jessie.
00:52:40Great.
00:52:41My buns have been roasting by this open fire,
00:52:44so I'm going to turn in for the night.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:47Good night.
00:52:48Well, night.
00:52:49Night.
00:52:52Anyway, I'm glad she's excited about it,
00:52:54but this nature photography shit, there's no future in that.
00:52:58Well, you know, actually, Sean, I was thinking about asking you to
00:53:01shoot some photos for my brochure.
00:53:04I think those pictures could really help sell the experience for my clients.
00:53:08You say brochure in a funny way, but I could see that.
00:53:12You say catalog?
00:53:13No, it's just...
00:53:14You don't say brochure?
00:53:15Brochure?
00:53:16For sure.
00:53:17What are you saying?
00:53:18That's right.
00:53:21So how about you?
00:53:22You trying to get into some big city firm, right?
00:53:25Eh, maybe.
00:53:26I'm thinking about it.
00:53:27I mean, this firm wants me so fucking bad,
00:53:30I can taste it, but, you know, I don't know.
00:53:32You want to be a small fish in a big pond,
00:53:34big fish in a small pond.
00:53:35See, it's an old question, right?
00:53:37As long as I'm near any pond, I'm happy, right?
00:53:39That's not the point.
00:53:40The point is, my dad knows all of his clients personally, you know?
00:53:43That's nice.
00:53:44You know, like Becky.
00:53:47Yeah.
00:53:49Kind of makes you think.
00:53:53Right.
00:53:55Think about Becky?
00:53:58Yeah.
00:54:01Yeah.
00:54:03Becky.
00:54:04Right.
00:54:10Mmm.
00:54:15Mmm.
00:54:16Mmm.
00:54:20What rhymes with, like,
00:54:22What rhymes with Christmas tree?
00:54:25I don't know.
00:54:27Time to hum.
00:54:29Okay, that doesn't rhyme at all.
00:54:33It does now.
00:54:40Hey, Mrs. C.
00:54:41Where are you off to?
00:54:42Wendy McManus tried to straighten her own hair,
00:54:45and now it's dry.
00:54:47I have to go perform a Christmas miracle.
00:54:50Could you finish stitching David's name on his stocking?
00:54:54Of course.
00:54:55And Sean is at his father's office all day.
00:54:58Catch you at dinner.
00:54:59You bet.
00:55:00I'll start on the finger foods for the party.
00:55:01Okay.
00:55:14Ow.
00:55:17Ow.
00:55:21What?
00:55:26You okay?
00:55:27Oh.
00:55:28Yeah, yeah.
00:55:29I just poked myself.
00:55:32I know Aunt Liz used to keep a bunch of band-aids in that drawer.
00:55:37You should know.
00:55:38Yep.
00:55:39I went through a ton of them every visit.
00:55:41That's very surprising.
00:55:44I mean, that finger.
00:55:47You didn't do this on my behalf, I hope.
00:55:50No.
00:55:51You know, Mrs. C.,
00:55:53everyone's stocking has to have their name.
00:55:56And the last initial.
00:55:59Exactly.
00:56:00I sincerely appreciate the effort.
00:56:03Anything for Christmas.
00:56:09You know, Jessie, um,
00:56:11I want to talk to you about some work stuff.
00:56:15Hi.
00:56:17Hey.
00:56:18Hey.
00:56:19I heard you were at your dad's office again today.
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22It's nice in there, you know.
00:56:24Quiet.
00:56:26Why should we take a trip around the old boardwalk?
00:56:29Yeah, let's do that.
00:56:30Jessie?
00:56:31Sounds good to me.
00:56:32It'll be fun.
00:56:34Oh.
00:56:35I'll get that.
00:56:38Hey, Becky.
00:56:39Nice to see you.
00:56:41Is Sean here?
00:56:43I stopped by the office.
00:56:44Hi, Becky.
00:56:45Hi, Sean.
00:56:46I just finished filing your taxes.
00:56:47Well, I appreciate that.
00:56:49It's actually why I'm here,
00:56:50to properly thank you.
00:56:51Aw.
00:56:52I made you,
00:56:54and your family, of course,
00:56:55this Christmas cake.
00:56:58It's still a little warm.
00:57:00Wow.
00:57:01And probably sticky on the inside.
00:57:05Well, that's my favorite.
00:57:07Well,
00:57:09looks and it smells great.
00:57:11Hey, you're not in too big of a rush, are you?
00:57:13We were just about to sit down
00:57:14and play some Monopoly.
00:57:15No.
00:57:16No rush here.
00:57:17I love Monopoly.
00:57:18You do?
00:57:19I do.
00:57:20Come on in.
00:57:21I'd love to.
00:57:30Hmm.
00:57:33Oh.
00:57:34And that is going to cost you
00:57:35fifteen hundred biggins.
00:57:37Oops.
00:57:38Oh.
00:57:39Yep.
00:57:40I am cleaned out.
00:57:41I'll lend you some money.
00:57:42Keep the game.
00:57:43Hey, nope.
00:57:44That ain't how it works, hoss.
00:57:45Uh, sorry.
00:57:46You're done.
00:57:48Damn.
00:57:49All right.
00:57:50Becky, your turn.
00:57:51Is that me?
00:57:52It's coming at me.
00:57:53And remember,
00:57:54all of Jesse's hotels
00:57:55are now up for auction.
00:57:56Um, I have a proposition for you.
00:57:57Oh.
00:57:58Would you like to trade me
00:57:59Pacific Avenue for Vermont?
00:58:04Yes.
00:58:05Really?
00:58:06Yes.
00:58:07Okay.
00:58:08This works out well
00:58:09for all parties involved.
00:58:10Goodness me.
00:58:11All parties are happy.
00:58:12With some wonderful side action.
00:58:13David, it is your roll.
00:58:14Okay.
00:58:15But Snake Eyes will cost you
00:58:16everything you've got.
00:58:17Oh, they will.
00:58:18Be careful.
00:58:19No pressure.
00:58:20Here we go.
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:22Lucky roll.
00:58:23Ah!
00:58:24Oh, no.
00:58:25You're out of there.
00:58:26Pack up your shit
00:58:27and get out of here.
00:58:28Oh, that's a bummer.
00:58:29All right.
00:58:30Well, that was fun.
00:58:31That was a lot of fun.
00:58:32Indeedly.
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:34Well,
00:58:35looks like there are
00:58:36just two people
00:58:37left
00:58:38playing Napoli.
00:58:39Berkshire Hathaway?
00:58:40Ooh.
00:58:41You scared?
00:58:42I'm not sure I am.
00:58:43You know,
00:58:44I can't remember
00:58:45the last time
00:58:46I actually lost at that game.
00:58:47You're a formidable opponent.
00:58:48You, too.
00:58:50Bye, Sean.
00:58:51Night, Becky.
00:58:52Bye, Becky.
00:58:53Bye.
00:58:55Oh, well,
00:58:56tomorrow is a big day,
00:58:57so when your dad
00:58:58comes down from the roof,
00:58:59tell him that I'm going to bed.
00:59:01Okay.
00:59:02Good night, Sean.
00:59:03I'm so glad you made it home.
00:59:05You, too.
00:59:06Night, Mama.
00:59:08Night, Aunt Liz.
00:59:09Good night.
00:59:10Good night, you, too.
00:59:11I'm going to see
00:59:12if Uncle Rob needs
00:59:13a hand on the roof.
00:59:14Perfect.
00:59:15So, Jessie,
00:59:17so, did you want
00:59:18a slice of cake,
00:59:19or maybe you want
00:59:20to just sneak up
00:59:21to the bedroom
00:59:22and get something
00:59:23straight between us?
00:59:25Uh,
00:59:26actually, I'm kind of tired,
00:59:27and it's going to be
00:59:28a big day tomorrow
00:59:29with the party
00:59:30and everything,
00:59:31so I'm just going
00:59:32to turn in.
00:59:33Okay.
00:59:34Well,
00:59:35I was hanging out.
00:59:36It might help you
00:59:37sleep a little bit better.
00:59:38I'm sure it would,
00:59:39but we'll just
00:59:40talk tomorrow.
00:59:41Okay.
00:59:44Sounds like a plan.
00:59:45Good night.
00:59:46Good night.
00:59:57Hey, Uncle Rob.
00:59:59One more night,
01:00:00and then it's showtime.
01:00:02Oh, boy.
01:00:03You need a hand here?
01:00:04Yeah,
01:00:05these bulbs
01:00:06are giving me problems.
01:00:07Oh, I got it.
01:00:08You've done enough.
01:00:09You're damn right I have.
01:00:11I footed the bill
01:00:12for this entire holiday,
01:00:14and the way my wife cooks,
01:00:15that's not exactly cheap.
01:00:18Hell,
01:00:19I could have taken
01:00:20a solo Disney cruise
01:00:22next year.
01:00:23Yeah.
01:00:25Well,
01:00:26I'll see you tomorrow.
01:00:27Oh, hey.
01:00:28Hey.
01:00:29All right.
01:00:30Sleep tight, big dog.
01:00:31Thank you, sir.
01:00:32Wow.
01:00:33Not bad.
01:00:34You need a hand
01:00:35with this stuff?
01:00:36Oh, no.
01:00:37That's okay.
01:00:38I got it.
01:00:39Okay, cool.
01:00:40So, uh,
01:00:41you talk to Jessie
01:00:42about taking those photos for her yet?
01:00:43No.
01:00:44No, not yet.
01:00:45Good.
01:00:46Yeah, I wouldn't.
01:00:47I'm, uh,
01:00:48actually starting to think about
01:00:49maybe making a run
01:00:50with her long-term
01:00:51here in Ketchum.
01:00:53Really?
01:00:54You know,
01:00:55plus I got the family business
01:00:56I could fall into
01:00:57with Paparoni.
01:00:58It's the perfect parachute.
01:00:59You know what I'm talking about?
01:01:01Rather than just
01:01:02being a number in the city,
01:01:03making a name for myself
01:01:04here in Ketchum.
01:01:05Hmm.
01:01:06Could be a good life.
01:01:07I mean, she loves Ketchum,
01:01:08you know?
01:01:09Plus, I think she'd be
01:01:10a really good
01:01:11stay-at-home mom.
01:01:13Right.
01:01:14I mean, she loves the scenery.
01:01:15Look around.
01:01:16Look at all these mountains.
01:01:17Beautiful.
01:01:18She could get photos
01:01:19of all this shit.
01:01:20Fresh air, the smells.
01:01:21She could stay sharp
01:01:22by, uh,
01:01:23taking photos
01:01:24of our sessions.
01:01:25What type of sessions?
01:01:26Sex.
01:01:27Okay.
01:01:28Oh, I see.
01:01:29Yeah.
01:01:30Nothing on a hard drive.
01:01:31I don't want any,
01:01:32you know,
01:01:33evidence.
01:01:34Have you talked
01:01:35to Jessie about this?
01:01:36Dude,
01:01:37uh, I broke up with her
01:01:38and she's here
01:01:39spending Christmas
01:01:40with my family.
01:01:41I think it's a yes
01:01:42from her.
01:01:43All right, well,
01:01:44good luck,
01:01:45cousin.
01:01:46You, uh,
01:01:47sure you got all that?
01:01:48Uh, yeah,
01:01:49no, I'm good.
01:01:50I got it.
01:01:51Cool.
01:01:52Hey, uh,
01:01:53big night tomorrow.
01:01:54Party.
01:01:55Yep, can't wait.
01:01:56Light show.
01:01:57Can't wait.
01:02:09All right,
01:02:10no toothpicks
01:02:11and we need
01:02:12more of these.
01:02:13Oh, hey.
01:02:14Hey.
01:02:15Hi.
01:02:16I'm actually starting
01:02:17to enjoy bumping
01:02:18into you like this.
01:02:19Hmm.
01:02:20Um,
01:02:21where's Polo?
01:02:22Oh, he's upstairs.
01:02:23Just, uh,
01:02:24trying to keep away
01:02:25from all this
01:02:26temptation.
01:02:27Mm-hmm.
01:02:28It's a pretty
01:02:29great turnout.
01:02:30Oh, yeah.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32It sure is.
01:02:33Do you want a
01:02:34Mississippi's
01:02:35cheese puff?
01:02:36Um,
01:02:38it's a new recipe.
01:02:39I think she really nailed it.
01:02:40Who knew that mayonnaise
01:02:41and bacon would go
01:02:42on a cheese puff?
01:02:43I didn't.
01:02:44There's one left.
01:02:45Do you want it?
01:02:46No, thank you.
01:02:47I'm good.
01:02:49Hey, um,
01:02:50is everything okay?
01:02:51Yeah,
01:02:52just, uh,
01:02:53cheese balls
01:02:54weren't on the menu
01:02:55for me tonight.
01:02:56If something
01:02:57is bothering you,
01:02:58then it's better
01:02:59to just say it,
01:03:00you know,
01:03:01than not.
01:03:08Hi, everyone.
01:03:10Uh,
01:03:11Merry Christmas.
01:03:12Uh,
01:03:13could I have
01:03:14your attention
01:03:15for a moment now?
01:03:16Uh, oh,
01:03:17thank you, Liz.
01:03:18Uh,
01:03:19I've got an announcement
01:03:20to make, please.
01:03:21Uh,
01:03:22starting in the new year,
01:03:23Campbell Accounting
01:03:25is going to acquire
01:03:26a brand-new partner,
01:03:28and I think you'll be able
01:03:29to cook your books
01:03:30just as well as I have
01:03:32over all these years.
01:03:34And his name
01:03:36is
01:03:37Mr. Sean
01:03:38Campbell.
01:03:40Why, that's my name.
01:03:41That's weird.
01:03:42Yes,
01:03:43thank you, Dad.
01:03:44Uh,
01:03:45good to be a partner,
01:03:46and, uh,
01:03:47you know,
01:03:48I'm gonna cook them
01:03:49the best I can.
01:03:50Let's take the government
01:03:51for everything it's got,
01:03:52okay?
01:03:53But really,
01:03:54let's all get
01:03:55super fucked up.
01:03:56Leave your keys in the ball
01:03:57and your inhibitions
01:03:58in the backyard.
01:03:59Let's do this up
01:04:00and celebrate.
01:04:01Merry, merry.
01:04:02Yeah.
01:04:03Yeah.
01:04:22Jessie,
01:04:23hey.
01:04:24I was trying to connect
01:04:25with you before
01:04:26to give you the news myself,
01:04:27but, uh,
01:04:28you know,
01:04:29the old man
01:04:30just got so excited.
01:04:31He looked over the moon.
01:04:32I didn't plan any of this,
01:04:33but since I got home,
01:04:34it's just felt so right,
01:04:35you know?
01:04:36I'm very happy for you.
01:04:37Well,
01:04:38I mean,
01:04:39the plan is for us
01:04:40to be happy together.
01:04:41Look,
01:04:42you left Ketchum
01:04:43and you left my family,
01:04:44and then the partnership
01:04:45with my dad
01:04:46and everything's just
01:04:47falling into place
01:04:48like it's meant to be.
01:04:49Yeah, I,
01:04:50I guess.
01:04:51Look,
01:04:52I don't want to rush
01:04:53this moment too much,
01:04:54but I do want to get
01:04:55to the good stuff,
01:04:56by which I mean
01:04:57me having sex
01:04:58with you,
01:04:59you know?
01:05:00Look,
01:05:01I have a house.
01:05:02Oh,
01:05:03uh,
01:05:04there's a lot of rooms
01:05:05in this house.
01:05:06Doesn't that sound
01:05:07wonderful?
01:05:08Do you feel what's
01:05:09going on there?
01:05:10I do.
01:05:11Mm-hmm.
01:05:12That is about as hard
01:05:13as a penis gets.
01:05:14I'm throbbing.
01:05:15Oh,
01:05:16okay.
01:05:17I,
01:05:18um,
01:05:19wow.
01:05:20I,
01:05:21I just
01:05:22didn't know
01:05:23that you
01:05:24had a penis.
01:05:25Oh,
01:05:26uh,
01:05:27no,
01:05:28no,
01:05:29no,
01:05:30I,
01:05:31I just need,
01:05:32um,
01:05:33a second to,
01:05:34to process.
01:05:35This is all happening
01:05:36very fast.
01:05:37Yeah,
01:05:38okay,
01:05:39I get it.
01:05:40Think about it,
01:05:41and while you're doing
01:05:42that,
01:05:43maybe we could,
01:05:44uh,
01:05:45process this hard on,
01:05:46you know?
01:05:47We made it together
01:05:48after all.
01:05:49I just need,
01:05:50like,
01:05:51a little time
01:05:52to,
01:05:53to think about it
01:05:54for a second.
01:05:55Um,
01:05:56yeah,
01:05:57all right,
01:05:58well,
01:06:00all right,
01:06:01everyone.
01:06:02Lizzie and I
01:06:03are thrilled
01:06:04to once again
01:06:05be sharing
01:06:06this
01:06:07most special time
01:06:08of the year
01:06:09with all of you,
01:06:10our family
01:06:11and friends.
01:06:12Give her the business,
01:06:13Rob.
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:15Lizzie,
01:06:16the honors,
01:06:17please.
01:06:19Beep.
01:06:45I know, buddy.
01:06:46It's you and me.
01:06:48Yeah!
01:06:56Mmm!
01:07:01Mmm!
01:07:09Applause
01:07:10and cheers
01:07:12Mornin'.
01:07:23Morning sunshine. Oh, no,
01:07:26I'm okay. It's a little early in the morning for me, but thank you.
01:07:29No worries. I'm just having fun. It's the holidays.
01:07:32Might have a tall boy with lunch.
01:07:35So, Sean had some pretty exciting news last night.
01:07:43Yeah, yeah, he sure did.
01:07:46Well, I am not surprised that he decided to work with his father and start a life here.
01:07:52Do you remember that magical metaphor I told you about before?
01:07:57About taking the path less traveled?
01:08:00Hmm, mm-hmm. Like the Robert Frost metaphor.
01:08:05Who's that?
01:08:06Robert Frost, the poet.
01:08:09Well, I'm not talking about poems, Jessie.
01:08:13I am talking about life.
01:08:16And sometimes in life, there's a fork in the road.
01:08:22Yeah, yeah, I think he was talking about that as well.
01:08:26Well, for me, as it applied to my life,
01:08:30I could either take the path that was safe and established,
01:08:34or I could take the one that was less traveled.
01:08:38The one that was following my heart.
01:08:42And for me, that made all the difference.
01:08:49And I want you to know that whichever path you take, I support it.
01:08:57Thank you, Mrs. C. That means a lot.
01:09:00Come here, Jessie.
01:09:11Ah, perfect. I've been trying to get inside those wee little underpants all day.
01:09:17Sean? Sean? Hey, hey, can I, can I, hey, can you just let me talk? Sean?
01:09:23What?
01:09:23Can I just have a minute?
01:09:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll talk, we'll talk.
01:09:27Good idea, we'll connect mentally, you know?
01:09:29Got a good intimacy lather going, nice and soapy.
01:09:33Before we get to the good stuff, I get it.
01:09:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it. Let's preheat the oven.
01:09:38Let's breathe deep and make that connection happen.
01:09:42I'm all ears. What do you want to...
01:09:43Oh, this ought to light your wick.
01:09:46How about we talk about what color we can paint the babies?
01:09:52I don't know, I'm thinking maybe an aqua until we...
01:09:55Sean?
01:09:56...reveal the gender.
01:09:57Honestly, I do not want to move forward and start a life with you.
01:10:04Wait, what are you talking about?
01:10:06Sean, when you broke up with me, you told me that one day I would look back
01:10:10and I would realize that us going our separate ways was for the best, and you were right.
01:10:14I said that? No, Jessie...
01:10:16We're very different. We're different, and we like different things.
01:10:20You like playing Monopoly, and everything is a competition,
01:10:25and I like, I don't know, taking pictures of flowers,
01:10:30and I don't run everything through a filter of how can I brand this and make money.
01:10:37Yeah, I never understood that about you.
01:10:39And you're going to be here working with your dad and being with your family,
01:10:43and I'm so excited for you.
01:10:47But that's the right next chapter for your life.
01:10:51That's not mine.
01:10:56Then I knew my words would come back to bite me in the ass.
01:11:00I guess this means you'll be taking that job working with David.
01:11:05What job working with David?
01:11:07The job taking pictures.
01:11:10David wants us to work together?
01:11:14Whoops, maybe I wasn't supposed to say anything.
01:11:18Sorry, I just assumed that you wanted to move forward with me.
01:11:22It was because of him, and I'm not stupid, Jessie.
01:11:27I can see how well you two get along and have all kinds of stuff in common,
01:11:33and the truth is he's a really great guy.
01:11:37Very poor, but a great guy.
01:11:43I love you.
01:12:00I'm sorry.
01:12:02I'm not going to make Christmas after all.
01:12:05Happy holidays.
01:12:13Happy holidays.
01:12:31Got the supplies, Polo.
01:12:33Next stop, Boise.
01:12:44Just a quarter after one I'm all alone
01:12:48What? What's the matter?
01:12:51Oh, buddy, come on.
01:12:53You should have gone before we left.
01:12:58All right, make it quick, buddy.
01:13:01Not too far now.
01:13:04Polo!
01:13:05Hey, no!
01:13:10Polo!
01:13:13Polo!
01:13:31I guess some wishes just expire.
01:13:40Polo?
01:13:43Polo, come here.
01:13:45Hey, what are you doing here?
01:13:47Hey, Polo!
01:13:48Oh.
01:13:49Oh, man.
01:13:54Hey.
01:13:55Hey.
01:13:58Polo ran off.
01:14:00Thought he was chasing a squirrel.
01:14:03David, listen, um...
01:14:06I need to tell you this.
01:14:09When Sean walked through that door, my heart wasn't happy to see him.
01:14:14Obviously, your lips were.
01:14:17What are you talking about?
01:14:19Jessie, come on.
01:14:21Don't make me say it.
01:14:23I saw you two kissing last night.
01:14:26Okay, that's why you asked.
01:14:28David, you saw him kiss me, but I wasn't kissing him back.
01:14:32Hey, Jessie, don't stand here and...
01:14:34David, listen to me.
01:14:36When I first got here, I was very confused.
01:14:38And Sean came home, and he was all horned up.
01:14:41And I actually felt really guilty about being here in the first place.
01:14:44But ultimately, it reaffirmed what my heart already knew.
01:14:51That I was falling in love with you.
01:14:55Just a few short days ago, I was standing in front of this tree.
01:15:01And I made a Christmas wish.
01:15:04And I'm kind of hoping it still comes true.
01:15:10Well, that's funny.
01:15:14Because I made a wish, too.
01:15:26And that was it.
01:15:30All right, I'll see you later.
01:15:34I'm just kidding.
01:15:42Oh, Christmas tree. Oh, Christmas tree.
01:15:46Your leaves are so unchanging.
01:15:51Oh, Christmas tree.
01:15:53Oh, please. He's not here to buy cake.
01:15:56We know what that beaver hound's after.
01:16:00Wow, look at you coming inside my shop.
01:16:07Well, I decided that I would, and I never pull out.
01:16:11So here I am.
01:16:13And good golly, it is warm and tight in here.
01:16:17Hopefully it still smells fresh as well, this late in the afternoon.
01:16:23Never fresher.
01:16:25And I already know the taste is out of this world.
01:16:28Did you come by for a little taste good?
01:16:33No, I had something in mind that might last a little bit longer than that.
01:16:38You dodged a bullet, Darlene.
01:16:42Although, I wouldn't mind getting a peek at that magic ding-a-ling.
01:16:46See what all the fuss is about.
01:16:58Oh, Christmas tree.
01:17:00Oh, Christmas tree.
01:17:02Oh, Christmas tree.
01:17:04Oh, Christmas tree.
01:17:06Oh, Christmas tree.
01:17:08Oh, Christmas tree.