Emmerdale - Scene 3 (3rd October 2024)
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00:00The only respectable thing about you, old sport, is your money.
00:12Reekish.
00:13Scrub up well, old chap.
00:16Yeah?
00:17Oh!
00:18You do?
00:19What have you come as?
00:20Oh, it's, it's...
00:21Oh, Liam!
00:22Oh, come back!
00:23Oh, you forgot your dashing cane!
00:24Yeah, I'm still here.
00:36After the longest bathroom break in history.
00:39Even bears faster.
00:40Yeah, I wasn't actually using the bathroom.
00:43I know.
00:44You were avoiding me.
00:46I'm sorry for laughing, but it's the way you reacted.
00:49Overreacted.
00:51I wasn't judging you for playing dress-up.
00:52OK, I totally was.
00:57But judging is even more fun than dressing up.
01:00You don't need to hide this stuff from me.
01:02Yeah, it's not really about the dressing up.
01:04Of course it's about the dressing up, my cane-twirling old sport.
01:10That's not the bit I wasn't comfortable telling you about.
01:14You see, it wasn't a seminar I was going to.
01:18Yeah, I'd figured that one out for myself.
01:21So what is it?
01:22One of them re-enactment shindigs?
01:26In a way.
01:27But it's a bit more than that.
01:29I'm sorry, I just can't take you seriously in that jauntily tipped hat.
01:33Oh, no, I didn't mean for you to get rid of it.
01:37I quite like it, if I'm honest.
01:39Make sure you come home with it after the shindig.
01:41Yeah, I will.
01:42I won't be going to the shindig.
01:44Why not?
01:45It's not my cup of crazy, but I totally get it for you.
01:48And I don't hate it, Liam.
01:52See, it's a mystery event.
01:56A murder mystery.
02:00Oh.
02:02Sounds fun.
02:04It's a murder mystery event.
02:07Murder most horrid for fun.
02:09Yes, I heard you the first, second and third time.
02:13Why wouldn't you just tell me?
02:15Because it just seems in poor taste, you know, given your history.
02:20My history?
02:22What about yours?
02:24Your daughter was murdered.
02:26Have you been to any of these events since?
02:29A few.
02:30Feel like poor taste to you?
02:33No.
02:34No, just feel sort of frivolous.
02:37Bit of fun.
02:38Deducing, accusing, dressing up.
02:40None of the real world grubbiness of it?
02:42No.
02:43I agree.
02:44It's a blast, Liam.
02:45Well, for you.
02:46Not really my thing.
02:47Well, it could be.
02:48I've still got some dorking up to do before then.
02:51There's only one real rule in life.
02:53Don't miss out on the fun stuff.
02:55Especially not for me.
02:57Are you sure?
02:59Come home with the fedora.
03:01Or don't come home at all.
03:08Go on, Gasparella.
03:10Or you'll miss the ball.
03:12Thanks, Ella.
03:30Are you done howling?
03:32Not even close though.
03:34Oh, Liam.
03:36You always bring the ridiculous, don't you?
03:38Gives a twirl.
03:41Hello, old chap.
03:42Be your old chap in for the chop, if you carry on like that.
03:45What have you come as?
03:47Gatsby's the name.
03:49Solving murder is the game.
03:51Wow, how many times have you practised that?
03:53Never.
03:54Times three.
03:55That's still never.
03:56OK, three times in.
03:57I just thought I'd come here for a pint, steady the nerves.
04:00The murder mystery crowd, they're very snobbish about era-appropriate attire.
04:06What's wrong?
04:07Hmm?
04:08No, nothing.
04:09No, well, I'm sure it isn't.
04:10Anyway, it's just a rash.
04:12What sort of rash?
04:13Well, bog-standard, normal.
04:14You know, red, itchy, a bit flaky.
04:17Not to worry about.
04:19But you are.
04:20Worried.
04:21I'm just overthinking it, that's all.
04:24It's just that it...
04:25It's there.
04:27In the area, and now it's in my head.
04:29Could it be the cancer that's come back?
04:31I mean, I'm sure it isn't.
04:33It's a long shot.
04:34Still, you worry.
04:35Of course you do.
04:38Why don't you come to the surgery?
04:40Just let me take a look at it.
04:42I just would love to put your mind at rest
04:44to understand if you feel uncomfortable with me taking a look.
04:47Why, it's not you.
04:49She dressed like that.
04:50Oh.
04:51Oh, right, yes, very droll.
04:53Old sport.
04:54Er, right, you are on your last warning
04:56with the old sport chappy stuff.
04:58Noted.
05:00Back room feels less...
05:02Scary?
05:03Formal.
05:04But scary, too, yes.
05:06Thanks, Liam.
05:07Oh, I haven't done anything yet.