くりぃむナンタラ 2024年10月9日 「1人-1グランプリ」 真空ジェシカ川北がまさかのネタで爆笑！
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00:00One-on-one Grand Prix!
00:09In this day and age,
00:11we're doing it as a duo,
00:14but there are a lot of times
00:16when you suddenly lose your partner.
00:19Like when you have a fever.
00:21Well, there are times when you're not feeling well.
00:23Like when you get sick.
00:24There are times when you get sick.
00:26And there are times when you're not feeling well.
00:28I've seen a lot of them.
00:30Yeah, a lot.
00:32A lot of the time.
00:33I've seen a lot of them.
00:35Suddenly, if you're alone in this room,
00:37it means you're alone.
00:39If you think about it,
00:41Cookie is only ever alone.
00:43This is a very hard-to-explain thing.
00:46Even if it's just a rough guess,
00:48he's not feeling well.
00:50He's not feeling well.
00:52He's just a person who can't handle the TV.
00:55He's just a human.
00:5715 minutes before his appearance, he was suddenly told that his partner couldn't make it, and he had to do the show by himself.
01:05What kind of things does an entertainer do?
01:08One-on-one battle!
01:10I'm going to do it by myself.
01:14By yourself?
01:15I'm going to do it by myself.
01:19Are you sure?
01:20A passionate battle for the pride of an entertainer who desperately tries to set the stage on fire.
01:26I can't do it.
01:28And...
01:29I did my best.
01:30Who said that?
01:32He's out of his mind on stage.
01:34I don't know.
01:37It's a time when you don't know what's going on.
01:41It's cream.
01:43This time, I'm going to do a live broadcast on Secret7.
01:50Of course, I'm lying.
01:52I'm going to do a live broadcast.
01:57I don't think I'll be on the show.
01:59I don't know what I'm going to do on the show.
02:03It's hard to give a story.
02:05Please appear in a variety show by yourself.
02:10I don't know if I'm going to give a story.
02:12I don't know if I'm going to give a story.
02:13Maybe I'll just explain the situation.
02:17I don't know if I'm going to do a story.
02:20I'll tell you where we're going to watch the show.
02:24There's a judge's seat over there.
02:29In front of the curtain?
02:31I'm going to judge you there.
02:33You're like a judge.
02:36You're a good judge.
02:39Now, let's start the one-on-one Grand Prix.
02:43This is the first one-on-one Grand Prix participant.
02:49This time, it's Ueda from Oda Ueda.
02:54Mr. Oda, please be the judge.
02:57He looks like he's in the mood for a story.
03:00That's right.
03:02This is all I have at home.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05That's great.
03:07The first challenger is Ueda from Oda Ueda, who won the women's number one contest, The W, in 2021.
03:16Now, I'd like you to tell me that you can't meet me in a hurry.
03:22I'm looking forward to your reaction.
03:25You look so unhappy that you've already been told.
03:31Please tell me.
03:34I'm sorry.
03:36No, no, no, no.
03:38Mr. Oda, I think you're in the wrong studio.
03:42It's over there.
03:47KINUTA STUDIO?
03:49That's the wrong line.
03:51It takes about 40 minutes.
03:54I don't think I can make it in time.
03:56That's why I'm here.
03:58I'm in a hurry, but I'd like you to come out and do it alone.
04:05Alone?
04:07I don't know what to do.
04:09How long will it take?
04:13About four minutes.
04:14One minute?
04:15No, four minutes.
04:16Four minutes?
04:17I'd like to do it if I can.
04:18Four minutes?
04:19Yes.
04:20Is it okay?
04:22I don't have a story for four minutes.
04:24It's like a story.
04:26How long will it take?
04:29I've been waiting for about 20 seconds.
04:3620 seconds?
04:38You have to do it for four minutes.
04:42I'm going to sleep.
04:44I understand.
04:47He's trying to run away in 20 seconds.
04:52I'll call you when I get back.
04:55You're already in trouble.
04:58I'm in trouble.
05:00I'll call you when I get back.
05:01I'll be back in three minutes.
05:03I understand.
05:04I'll get the pad ready.
05:08Please take care of my neck.
05:13I'm sorry for all the work.
05:17Please keep it balanced.
05:22After giving him three minutes, he leads WEDA to the stage.
05:27I understand.
05:29I'll go.
05:32To make WEDA believe that it's a live broadcast, they talk to each other.
05:41WEDA, who doesn't know anything, goes backstage.
05:45Can I have more time?
05:48I feel like I'm about to start.
05:52I feel like I'm about to jump out.
05:55What kind of story will WEDA show in this tense situation?
06:00Thank you for waiting.
06:02Next is this duo.
06:13I'm Oda WEDA.
06:15Excuse me.
06:27I'm sorry.
06:29I said I'm Oda WEDA.
06:32But I'm not Oda WEDA.
06:37This program is a lie.
06:40This is their trap.
06:44Please believe me.
06:47Calm down and listen to me.
06:49This is a lie.
06:50This program is a lie, too.
06:52Oda was supposed to come to this program.
06:56But he was caught by them.
07:03He was turned into a transparent pee.
07:08They don't know what kind of person they are.
07:12Why are you still here?
07:14Don't you want to live?
07:16Hurry up.
07:18Believe me.
07:20TV Asahi is a lie.
07:22There is no NITTERE.
07:26There are no entertainers in Yoshimoto Industry.
07:29Yoshimoto Industry pretends to have a lot of theaters.
07:34But there are no theaters.
07:36There is a place where Lumineza Yoshimoto is.
07:38There is a place where NGK is.
07:40There is a place where Shimamura is.
07:46Do you still want to believe?
07:48What are you doing?
07:50What are you enjoying watching me?
07:54I will prove it to you.
07:56Yoshimoto Industry doesn't have everything.
07:58There is a mark of Yoshimoto Industry.
08:02This is the truth.
08:05Goodbye.
08:07Thank you very much.
08:11Thank you very much.
08:20Please give me a score.
08:27Please give me a score.
08:31This is the worst.
08:35This is a score of 80, 76, and 98.
08:40First of all, Mr. Ueda, the judge, gave a score of 80.
08:44I don't know what kind of story I was going to do today.
08:52I'm going to do it alone.
08:56I don't want to ruin the atmosphere of the world.
08:59It's like a Terminator.
09:03I don't want to ruin the atmosphere of the world.
09:07I've been doing this for a long time.
09:10I'm proud of it.
09:12I'm sweating like a horse.
09:16I think you're being chased.
09:19I got a score of 80.
09:21I think I did my best.
09:23I feel like I'm going to have a fever.
09:29I got a score of 80, so I didn't get a score of 20.
09:32I don't care how many points I get.
09:35I don't care.
09:37Mr. Cookie, you got a score of 76.
09:41The atmosphere of the world was very good.
09:44I got a score of 24.
09:50I got a score of 24.
09:54Mr. Ueda, what do you think?
09:57I don't have anything.
10:00I got a score of 98.
10:05Mr. Oda, you got a score of 98.
10:09I did my best.
10:10Who said that?
10:14You got a score of 98.
10:16I knew UEDA had a character like SARAKONA.
10:22I was impressed that he brushed up so much.
10:27Don't interrupt me.
10:30I thought this program was a lie.
10:33But this program is really a lie.
10:35I thought this program was a lie.
10:39I was surprised.
10:41I heard that if you win the first place, you will be given a variety of programs.
10:46I don't have it.
10:51I was looking forward to it.
10:55Mr. Ueda got a score of 254.
10:59Who is the next challenger?
11:02This is the next challenger.
11:06Mr. Kawakita.
11:10Mr. Gaku will also participate as a judge.
11:15Mr. Kawakita, what do you think will happen next?
11:25I have a lot of ideas.
11:29I have a lot of ideas.
11:31But I only have a lot of ideas.
11:34I don't know what to do.
11:39Jessica Shinku, who has been a finalist for the M-1 Grand Prix for 3 years.
11:43She is good at manzai.
11:48She can't meet her partner.
11:57I'm sorry.
11:59I'm sorry.
12:01I got a call from Mr. Gaku.
12:04Mr. Gaku was caught in an accident in a taxi on the move.
12:09He is not injured, but he can't make it in time for the DAT processing.
12:17He can't make it in time.
12:20Can you leave the room by yourself?
12:25Can I?
12:26I don't think you can make it.
12:28Can I?
12:29It's an emergency.
12:32Thank you very much.
12:34I understand.
12:35Can I?
12:36I'm sorry.
12:37I'm sorry.
12:38Thank you very much.
12:39I'm sorry.
12:40It's easy.
12:41It's easy.
12:42He wants to leave the room by himself.
12:45He doesn't need you.
12:46What?
12:47He doesn't need you.
12:48I don't think that's the plan.
12:50If I win, I'll leave the room by myself.
12:56That's a great move.
12:58He wants to leave the room by himself.
13:02It's an emergency.
13:04That's the worst.
13:06Excuse me.
13:07Do you have a piece of duct tape?
13:09Yes, I do.
13:10The brown one is better.
13:13He wants to leave the room by himself.
13:16If I win, I'll leave the room by myself.
13:20He's starting to move.
13:23He's trying to use various small tools.
13:26I think he usually carries small tools with him.
13:29That was a strange pose.
13:34Jessica Kawakita is relaxed.
13:37What is she going to show us?
13:41Next is this duo.
13:49Hello.
13:55I'm Creepy Nuts. Nice to meet you.
14:01I'm sorry.
14:02I usually work with a Korean student named Park.
14:09Park said he didn't want to be on a TV show.
14:13He said it was weird.
14:15I'm going to do it alone.
14:19I'm going to do it for two people.
14:33It's summer now.
14:35When you think of summer, you think of haunted houses.
14:42That's right.
14:45When you think of summer, you think of haunted houses.
14:49When you think of summer, you think of haunted houses.
14:52The recent haunted houses have a great atmosphere from the reception.
14:55Please come in.
14:59This is a haunted house.
15:03I'm sorry.
15:06Welcome.
15:08I'm the second kid at the reception.
15:14The second kid is just a kid.
15:20The second kid is just a kid.
15:24Excuse me.
15:26Our haunted house is very old.
15:31Only men can come here.
15:41I have a bad feeling about this.
15:46I'm asking if you have a weak heart.
15:49I'm fine.
15:52I'm fine.
15:55I'm glad.
15:57I'm glad.
16:01Physically?
16:04Physically, I don't like it.
16:08I don't like it.
16:14Then I'll do it without you.
16:18Then I'll do it without you.
16:22Then I'll go to the next person.
16:27Is that okay?
16:31It's the same as DRAW4.
16:34It's the same as UNO's DRAW4.
16:36I'll go to the next person.
16:40I'll open the door here.
16:43Excuse me.
16:46I'll go ahead.
16:53Someone is crying.
16:55Excuse me.
16:57Are you okay?
16:59Brother.
17:01Can you see me?
17:03I can see you.
17:05I can see you.
17:07Brother.
17:09Can you see me?
17:12I can see you.
17:14What?
17:17Can you see me?
17:21It's like a white blood test.
17:29Shut up.
17:35Excuse me.
17:37It's too big over there.
17:41Excuse me.
17:43It's too big over there.
17:55Thank you very much.
17:57I'm sorry.
17:59Hoshizani is serious about winning.
18:02He went to Kawakita.
18:05Please judge.
18:08I see.
18:13I see.
18:15Kawakita, please judge.
18:18I see.
18:20How can you be so serious?
18:23Please give me the score.
18:2875, 90, 10.
18:31He got 90 and 10.
18:36Mr. Ueda, you got 75.
18:40I'm sorry.
18:42I think he's doing the manzai by himself.
18:49I wanted to see him doing the manzai by himself.
18:57I don't know.
19:02I asked him if he had a piece of gum tape.
19:06I was wondering what he was going to use it for.
19:09He said he was going to poop.
19:12I thought he was going to do something else.
19:16So, I gave him 25.
19:18You shouldn't do that.
19:20You shouldn't do that.
19:23Mr. Cookie, you got 92.
19:26I laughed at him.
19:30I thought he was going to do the manzai by himself.
19:34But he was doing the manzai by himself.
19:39It looked like there were two people.
19:43Did you see that?
19:45There were two people doing the manzai by themselves.
19:48He was doing the manzai by himself.
19:53He was so good at acting.
19:55I want him to do a play.
19:59I'll introduce you to Naomi Fujiyama.
20:02She was great.
20:04Mr. Gaku, you got 10.
20:09After this, Jessica Shinkuu got into a fight.
20:19Next week, she will have a pro-wrestling quiz.
20:27Mr. Gaku, you got 10.
20:32He wasn't trying to make fun of me.
20:39Did he look like that?
20:41He was like, this is how he looks to me.
20:45He wasn't like that.
20:47I think he was better than you.
20:49No, he wasn't.
20:51He was doing the manzai by himself.
20:53He was doing the manzai by himself.
20:56He wasn't like that.
20:59He was doing the manzai by himself.
21:01He was doing the manzai by himself.
21:04He wasn't like that.
21:07He was doing the manzai by himself.
21:10No, he wasn't.
21:13I got 0, but I got 10 because he was so good at it.
21:19He got 10.
21:22Mr. Kawakita, what's your score?
21:25Mr. Kawakita, he's so faithful.
21:29He's so faithful.
21:31He's so faithful.
21:34He's not like that.
21:38He's not like that.
21:41He's not like that.
21:46Jessica Shinkuu, Kawakita.
21:48177 points for both of them.
21:52The winner is...
21:53The judging results are supposed to be announced after this...
21:57In that case, who's the judging director?
22:01It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
22:03Bye-bye!
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22:15It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
22:17Please set the room over there!
22:23The winner is...
22:26Kawakita!
22:31Kawakita, Kawakita.
22:33I just wanted to see something interesting.
22:36In that case, who's the judging director?
22:39It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
22:41Please set the room over there!
22:45I'm sorry about the last tweet.
22:49It's up there.
22:51Did you lose weight and become beautiful?
22:52You're just a futon!
22:56Don't look at me like that!
22:59I've received a letter at midnight.
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