GLОВАL АLL SТАЯS S01Е10 (2024)
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00:00What a night, lady.
00:13Well, Kitty, congratulations, baby.
00:14Yes.
00:15Congrats, Kitty.
00:16Oh, my God.
00:17You were fighting for that lipstick.
00:19That was fucking horrible.
00:21I've never been below safe, let alone been in the bloody bottom two.
00:25I was just like, I can't be a loser like those other girls.
00:29I was literally there.
00:30I felt myself shutting down, and I was like, this is how it's going to go.
00:34I mean, I think before this week, I would have said, I've already won this competition.
00:37I've got it in the bag, and here we are.
00:40If anything, it's put everything into perspective for me.
00:42No one's safe.
00:43Well, here we are, though, in the top five, and Nelly, congratulations on your first win.
00:49Finally.
00:50It's happened.
00:51It's happened.
00:52Yay.
00:53I'm very nervous because the top four is here.
00:56I need to do one step, but if it's a wrong step, I can make it.
01:01I do want to say congratulations, Nelly.
01:04I know I came at you really harsh and untucked before, but I don't see the family resembling
01:08it.
01:09Just being completely honest, I literally thought you guys were going to be in the bottom.
01:13I know my opinion comes across very harsh sometimes.
01:16It's just how I am, but yeah, I apologize.
01:18I know that you are a good person, so don't worry.
01:20Okay, baby.
01:21I have my feelings about this challenge, but who am I to take away anything from anyone
01:25else?
01:26Nelly just won.
01:27She deserves to celebrate.
01:28Celebrate your win.
01:29Everybody say love.
01:30Love.
01:31Love.
01:32I want it.
01:33It's a new day.
01:34Top five.
01:35Yay.
01:36Now, I know y'all didn't see this one coming.
01:41That's the tea up in the top five with Alyssa, Queen, Kitty, and Alenia.
01:47Oh my God, look how small this table is.
01:53Top five.
01:54How do we feel, girls?
01:56It's amazing.
01:57How do you feel?
01:58I feel good.
01:59I feel like it's given me a boost that I've never had before.
02:02I've never lip synced before.
02:03Oh my God, that's right.
02:04I've never been in the bottom before.
02:06No more bottoming for me.
02:09I'm here to fight.
02:10I'm here to win.
02:11I can taste that crown.
02:12Girls.
02:13I can already tell you how I've already spent that money.
02:14That 200K is mine.
02:15Well, look, that's cute, but I'm going to fucking win because I've been doing very well
02:20this competition, and I'm sick of being robbed at the stake.
02:23I should have five wins.
02:24I see these other girls looking at me, and I know that they think I'm a threat, but I
02:27also know that they're not going to give me my flowers, and you know what?
02:30Fuck them.
02:31I don't need flowers.
02:32I like KFC.
02:33But look, congratulations, Nelly, that being said.
02:35Thank you so much.
02:36Yeah, well done, Nelly.
02:37I have one win, a mini challenge, three time on the top, so I'm very, how do you say?
02:42Confident.
02:43Confident.
02:44Not confident.
02:45Consistent.
02:46Consistent.
02:47So, baby.
02:48So what?
02:49Yeah, I'm the filler queen, and you can say it, but maybe this filler queen can win.
02:53Okay, I win a challenge.
02:55Doesn't mean now I go like Alissa, like ... This bitch is still underestimating me.
03:03Why?
03:04What about you, Alissa?
03:07I am very pleased with where I'm at in this competition, and we're here in the top five.
03:12It's going to be a fight to the finish.
03:13Oh, baby.
03:14Who's that fucking girl?
03:15Well, y'all hoes better knuckle up, all right?
03:18Because I got the boxing gloves right over there.
03:21Did everyone expect to see themselves sitting here in the top five?
03:24Yes.
03:25Yes.
03:26Did you, Nelly?
03:27No.
03:28Week after week, I say, okay, baby.
03:29Thank God, that was going to be boring, I can tell.
03:34Hey, Globetrotters.
03:35Take me on a trip, and let's go first class.
03:39Because you can't spell ambassador without a whole lot of ass.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:44Ass.
03:45First class.
03:46Oh, my God.
03:47First class.
03:48First class.
03:49We're taking a trip.
03:51First class.
03:52Yes.
04:02My top five global all-stars.
04:05Congratulations.
04:06You've all come so far in this competition, but now it's time for you to all go home.
04:14Don't be scared.
04:16Just close your eyes, click your heels, and repeat after me.
04:21There's no place like home.
04:23There's no place like home.
04:24There's no place like home.
04:25There's no place like home.
04:26There's no place like home.
04:27There's no place like home.
04:28There's no place like home.
04:29For this week's Maxi Challenge, I want each of you to create a queer-tastic tourism spot
04:38that shows the world why your country is so special.
04:42Yay.
04:43Oh, this is going to be fun.
04:46Hashtag global all-stars.
04:47And for extra fun, I want you to create a picture-perfect postcard in Canva.
04:53Ooh.
04:54Later today, you'll shoot your tourism spot with world traveler Michelle Visage.
05:00Yay.
05:03Home is where the heart is, and to have the opportunity to be the ambassador and represent
05:08my country, I will accept that role with great pride.
05:12And tomorrow on the runway, we will be joined by our extra special guest judge, T.S. Madison.
05:18Yay.
05:19Yay.
05:20T.S. knows how to brand herself.
05:23She's a branding genius.
05:24Everything she does goes viral.
05:26Oh, and on the runway, in honor of the final season of Star Trek Discovery, the category
05:33is Queens in Outer Space.
05:36Ooh.
05:37Yay.
05:38Oh my god.
05:40Full disclosure, Star Trek is a production of our partners at Paramount+.
05:46All-stars, start your engines, and may the best global glamazon win.
05:52Yay.
05:53Yay.
05:54Yay.
05:55Ugh, Kitty, what is this?
05:58Do you not love?
05:59I've never done this.
06:00We did an advertising challenge on my season.
06:03Nobody won the challenge.
06:05These commercials this week, y'all are playing it safe.
06:09That's not how you become the UK's next drag superstar.
06:14Last time I did a marketing challenge, I was working as a team.
06:17And that didn't really go to plan.
06:18So I'm excited to push myself and show Ru why I should have won in the first place.
06:22I'm excited.
06:23So what are you going for?
06:25Well, I'm thinking the UK is very traditional.
06:27Uh-huh.
06:28And, like, talking about, like, British food, how, like, it's made fun of across the world.
06:33Tea and crumpets.
06:34Tea and crumpets.
06:35Baguettes.
06:36A mash.
06:37What'd you just call me?
06:39You heard me.
06:40It's a food.
06:41What?
06:42Baguettes.
06:43Baguettes.
06:44Yeah.
06:45But baguettes is not a bad word.
06:47It's like a British food.
06:49They're disgusting.
06:50Really?
06:51So you say that baguettes is disgusting?
06:54You're homophobic.
06:55You say baguettes is disgusting?
06:56I'm stupid.
06:57Baguettes and mash, the food.
06:58It's like a big meatball.
07:00Like, I'm just talking about food, spotted dick, baguettes and mash, toad in the hole.
07:04These girls are looking at me like I'm speaking another language and I'm literally like,
07:07honey, this is the Queen's English.
07:09Nelly, did you do an advert in your season?
07:11No, we don't have it.
07:13So for me, it's the first time in another language.
07:16It's very hard.
07:17So what's the idea you're going for?
07:19We have a lot of stereotypes.
07:20Which are?
07:21From the video games, to the food, from the heart.
07:24We have a lot.
07:26And so what type of angle are you going for?
07:29Bitch, I ain't no travel agent.
07:31I'm a fucking drag queen.
07:33What do I know about tea and crumpets but the Swiss version?
07:37I'm just going for like Swiss cheese, Alps, Matterhorn, all of that.
07:43I think you're so lucky as well because you get to pick between doing Switzerland or Germany.
07:47Right.
07:48Because for the rest of the world, we're like one in the same country.
07:54So girl, how are you feeling?
07:55Oh my God, top five.
07:56Top five, this is exciting.
07:58Bitch.
07:59Yes!
08:00Oh my God, we're doing a tourism commercial.
08:02Oh my goodness, because everybody knows that I bombed mine on my season.
08:05Book your tickets to Queen Kong Island, please.
08:09I think the issue for me, it wasn't that funny.
08:12I wanted to laugh at certain things, but then it went to this sort of dark place.
08:17So this will be redemption.
08:18I am ready, motherfucker.
08:20I was in the bottom.
08:21I lip synced with this challenge.
08:22Thinking about it now, there's so many things that I love about where I come from, about the country.
08:26You know, there's lots of things I want to celebrate, but lots of things that I want to poke fun at.
08:29So I'm really going to make Ru laugh and just be a fuckwit.
08:31That's what we do.
08:32I think that's the route I'm going as well.
08:33Yeah.
08:34There are a lot of things about America that I love, and there's a lot of things about America.
08:36I'm sure you all just sit back and go, what the fuck are they doing over there?
08:40Totally.
08:41This is the furthest I've gone.
08:43Mama.
08:44Oh my God.
08:45How are you feeling about it?
08:46This was the challenge I almost won.
08:47Yes, and kick, and lay out.
08:49Yes.
08:50Woo!
08:51Everyone was laughing when it was airing, so you got the job done.
08:54So I'm definitely going to pedal to the metal, baby.
08:58Right.
08:59I didn't come here just to kiki and catch up with all the gals from around the world.
09:02I came here to claim my crown.
09:04So if I nail this, it lands, I get a big win, I sell into the top four, definitely will be a dream come true.
09:13I know.
09:14Oh my God.
09:15Ten years ago, this is where my journey ended.
09:18Right at the top five.
09:20This is my time.
09:23The Italian template.
09:28Oh my God.
09:31Canva makes design so simple.
09:41These templates are terrific.
09:48Oh, I like that one.
09:49Huh.
09:52Is everyone excited for this one?
09:53Do you know what?
09:54Thinking about home has made me like...
09:55Oh, it made me homesick.
09:56Not homesick, but it's made me just like, oh, I bloody love where I come from.
10:00Yeah, me too.
10:02How's everyone feeling for the shoot today?
10:04I think my concept is very me, very Italian.
10:08It's my kind of humor.
10:10Good.
10:11I hope it works.
10:12I'm very, very proud of my language, my culture, my country.
10:17It's maybe the biggest thing that I have here.
10:20I think we've really got to play up to the stereotypes for our countries.
10:26So it's like, it is like being like overly Italian and for me to be like overly British
10:32and Alyssa to be like overly annoying.
10:37If you had to move anywhere else in the world and you couldn't live in your own country anymore,
10:41where would you move to?
10:42Alyssa?
10:43I do love Sydney.
10:46The thing is, it's the bloody insects and spiders and this.
10:49Oh my God.
10:50Everything literally is trying to kill you.
10:51When you go to other countries, are you like, what a bloody relief?
10:56The United Kingdom is so beautiful.
10:58The people is so open-minded.
11:00I see a lot of people going in the street dressed like they want.
11:04Nelly, is it like that in Italy?
11:06Like, what's it like for like queer people in Italy?
11:08Oh, no, in Italy, you can't do it.
11:10You can't do it?
11:11Definitely.
11:12We dress everyone the same way.
11:16If someone tries to be yourself, if a man go in the street with a skirt,
11:23it's something that everyone watch to him, make joke about him.
11:28Really?
11:29Yeah.
11:30And when I go in the United Kingdom, I saw people wear something very strange,
11:34but nobody give a fuck.
11:36Yeah.
11:37So you can wear whatever you want.
11:38In Italy, it's not like that.
11:40London, I don't know, I don't know if I could live there every day
11:43because that one month was, I was there, it was beautiful.
11:46But towards the end, when it started raining every day, I was like,
11:49girl, I need to go see my therapist.
11:51Right.
11:52Seasonal depression, it's very real.
11:53Yeah, it's so true.
11:54It's like the damn Noah's Ark is getting built and shit.
11:56I don't know.
11:57It's like 50 damn days of rain.
11:59That's a good summer.
12:00It's only 50 days of rain.
12:04Hello, Kitty.
12:05All right, Michelle.
12:06It's time to shoot our tour of London.
12:08It's time to shoot our tourism commercials
12:10with the one and only Mr. Michelle Visage.
12:13Are you ready to give us some tourism to make people want to flock to the UK?
12:17I am so excited for this.
12:19I'm going to get everyone flogging over here.
12:21Come on.
12:22I'll be on the border control like, you're not in, you're in.
12:24Come on.
12:25Feel like a bouncer on the door at the club.
12:26My concept is to set it up like Britain, what we all know,
12:31what we all love, cups of tea, afternoon tea, the rain.
12:34What better way to sell your country than taking the piss out of it?
12:37You know what you need to do.
12:39Yeah.
12:40So do it.
12:41Okay, sweet.
12:42Sound good?
12:43Yeah.
12:44Here we go.
12:45And action.
12:46Get lost on the circle line for weeks.
12:47So this time, can you try it with a British accent?
12:50Yeah.
12:51Just kidding.
12:52Oh my God, I was so confused.
12:53It was a joke, Kitty.
12:54I was like, what am I doing?
12:55And you did.
12:56Can you?
12:57No, we know that.
12:59Go for afternoon tea with the royal family.
13:02They love it.
13:03Do Brummie people say afternoon and not afternoon?
13:07We say it a hard A.
13:08You said ah.
13:09Ah.
13:10Yeah.
13:11You've gone ah.
13:12Stop it.
13:13Fuck off.
13:14No, I haven't.
13:15And then this one, I'm going to have a piss up a phone box.
13:19Is that a thing?
13:20Yeah.
13:21How did I not know this?
13:22Could you not smell it when you walk through like Soho?
13:24I guess not.
13:25Oh, you're going at the wrong times, me.
13:27Okay.
13:28All right.
13:29Let's do it.
13:30Action.
13:31Or take a slash in one of our many public toilets.
13:35There's a phone in there.
13:37Shake it more than twice.
13:38You're playing with it.
13:39You flossy bitch.
13:40Action.
13:41Let's see it.
13:42Faggots and mash, toad in my hole.
13:45What's toad in my hole?
13:46Poor.
13:47Invite a girl to drink first.
13:50My shoot is going so well.
13:52Michelle is just chatting to me like we're old gal pals.
13:55We're gas bagging, having a gorgeous time.
13:57That's a wrap, Kitty.
13:58Yay.
13:59I feel like after last week's stumble, I'm definitely back on top, baby, where I belong.
14:04Alyssa Edwards.
14:05Is this American enough for you?
14:07The only thing that could be more American is if you were wearing an apple pie.
14:11Do you think you got it covered?
14:13Do you think I got it covered?
14:14I always believe in you, Alyssa.
14:15There we go.
14:17Okay.
14:18I am hoping that I snatch that win and that $10,000 and that golden ticket to the top four.
14:24Lord, please be with me as I act a damn fool again.
14:32Do you want me to...
14:33I need to razzle dazzle with this.
14:34Well, yeah.
14:35I'll tell you if it's too much.
14:36Here we go.
14:37And action.
14:38If you're looking for a show, look no further.
14:40You came to the right place.
14:42Now, let's hit it.
14:46Cut.
14:47New York City, home of the brave to the streets of the freak.
14:52The pace was great, Alyssa.
14:53Did my energy look good?
14:54Did you like how I was standing and all that?
14:56Did I sound funny on it?
14:57Makes you want a hot dog real bad?
14:58No, no, no.
14:59It was fine.
15:00And action.
15:01Yes.
15:02Cameras.
15:03Action.
15:04Great.
15:05Moving on, baby.
15:06Should I do that one again or did it sound good?
15:07No, no, no.
15:08I liked it.
15:09The timing and the pace was good?
15:10Great.
15:11I'll tell you.
15:12The fear of failure has haunted me my whole life.
15:13Like, damn.
15:14The pressure is on.
15:16Alyssa, do yourself a favor and try not to tilt back too far.
15:19Okay.
15:20Nobody needs to see our fucking chin.
15:21Yeah.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Got it.
15:24And action.
15:25That was perfect, what you just did, because it's very ...
15:31Yankee Doodle Dandy.
15:32Yes.
15:33Okay.
15:34Here we go.
15:35And action.
15:36Home of the barbecue, the rodeo, and the Rhonda Melissa Edwards.
15:42That's me.
15:43I like that one.
15:44Good.
15:45Good, Alyssa.
15:46That's a wrap on you.
15:47Okay.
15:48What would be my grade if I was a student?
15:49Good.
15:50Well, I thought you were fantastic.
15:51You would get an A from me.
15:53You listened.
15:54You paid attention.
15:55You went for it.
15:56Job well done.
15:57I'll take that.
15:59Ciao.
16:00Ciao, Nelania.
16:01Tell me all about what you want to do here.
16:03So, I am thinking about start with the most famous Italian.
16:08Madonna.
16:09Mario.
16:10It's-a me, Mario.
16:11It's me, Mario.
16:12Okay.
16:13Okay.
16:14Here we go.
16:15And action.
16:16Hello.
16:17It's me.
16:18Oh, no, Mario.
16:19I'm not Mario.
16:20It's me.
16:21It's me.
16:22It's me.
16:23It's me.
16:24It's me.
16:25It's me.
16:26It's me.
16:27It's me.
16:28It's me.
16:29It's me.
16:30Oh, Mario.
16:31I'm not a bitch.
16:32I love that.
16:33That works.
16:34Next one.
16:35Lasagna, ravioli, carbonara, cannoli, spaghetti, and so much more.
16:36I want you to do it again.
16:37Make sure we can understand it, okay?
16:38Okay.
16:39So, just slow it down a little bit.
16:40Lasagna, ravioli, carbonara, cannoli, spaghetti, and so much more.
16:41Let me hear you say girlfriend.
16:42Girlfriend.
16:43Say girlfriend.
16:44Girlfriend.
16:45Girlfriend.
16:46That's it.
16:47Girlfriend.
16:48Try it again.
16:49Do you have a girlfriend?
16:50It's good?
16:52Girlfriend. I love it.
16:54Oh, we are so good with heart.
16:57Can you say arch?
16:58Arch.
16:59Not heart.
17:00Arch.
17:01Because heart is this.
17:02Okay. With art?
17:03Arch.
17:04Arch.
17:05Yeah.
17:06I watch a lot of Drag Race and I know if Michelle says something, you need to shut up and say,
17:10okay, let's do it.
17:12And action.
17:13We are so good with art.
17:16Big heart.
17:17You said art the first time and then the next you...
17:18And heart the second one.
17:20Oh, I can't do it.
17:22Art. Just think of the letter R.
17:24Art.
17:25Art.
17:26Heart.
17:27Art.
17:28Art.
17:29Art.
17:30Yes.
17:31Okay.
17:32A lot of dogs bark and they go, art, art.
17:33Art.
17:34Art.
17:35Art.
17:36Art.
17:37Art.
17:38Yes.
17:39Oh, my God.
17:40Okay.
17:41Yes.
17:42Art.
17:43What does a pirate say?
17:44R. R.
17:45Okay.
17:46Art.
17:47We are so good with heart.
17:48Oh, no.
17:49That's it.
17:50Okay.
17:51Put a T on the end of it.
17:52We are so good with art.
17:54Yay.
17:56You did it.
17:58Finally, I got it.
18:00Next one.
18:01La mia Italia.
18:02Mamma mia.
18:04I think I'm a very, very funny Italian person.
18:07In English, it's different.
18:09I'm scared that my jokes are too Italian.
18:11And that's a wrap on you, Nelly.
18:14You are welcome.
18:16Tessa Testicle, look at you.
18:19Look at me.
18:20Look at me.
18:21Look at me.
18:23I ain't never done no advert challenge.
18:25I ain't never done no travel agents, no nothing.
18:28But I'm going to still show up and do the job because I'm what?
18:31Tessa T.
18:32I am utterly delighted to see you here, Tessa.
18:35Hi, Michelle Visage.
18:38You competed in Drag Race Germany.
18:40I did.
18:41But you are going to represent Switzerland here.
18:43I am.
18:44Because that's your home country.
18:45Yes, ma'am.
18:46Okay, I love that.
18:47Okay, so since you're teaching us about Switzerland,
18:51you decided to be Swiss cow.
18:53Absolutely.
18:54Because we're basically known for all of our dairy products.
18:57Okay, perfect.
18:58Let's start with the first shot.
19:00Action.
19:01My name is Moo Paul, but you can call me Moo.
19:06I like the voice you're using, but maybe you can pull back a little bit.
19:09Okay.
19:10And action.
19:11Action.
19:12Come for the cheese and chocolate, stay for the tax evasion.
19:16Cut.
19:17Great.
19:18What was the other line you were talking about?
19:19Coins?
19:20I never lactose.
19:22I don't get it.
19:24Should I stick with the original line?
19:25What's the original?
19:26Hide your wife, hide your cash.
19:28I think that's funnier.
19:29Okay.
19:30Hide your wife, hide your cash.
19:33Wait, your voice can't change like that.
19:34Yeah, right.
19:35You're just Moo Paul.
19:36You went into a douncer.
19:38Everything about this commercial is cringe, but I'm not a quitter.
19:44And get effed in the Alps.
19:47That sounds like fun.
19:48Right.
19:49One more time.
19:50Here we go.
19:51Super clear.
19:52Don't you mean the moo-ther horn?
19:55I'm looking at Michelle Visage, and I think she's slightly amused.
19:59Do you like playing hide and seek?
20:02Wait a minute.
20:03You put the emphasis on the wrong syllable.
20:05Do you.
20:06Do you.
20:07Do you.
20:08Yes.
20:09Yes.
20:10Here we go.
20:11And action.
20:12Do you like playing hide and seek?
20:13Good.
20:14That's so much better.
20:15More conversational.
20:16Can you twerk in a cow's outfit?
20:17I could try.
20:18Pretend twerking.
20:19Pretend, yeah.
20:20Our milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
20:22So what are you waiting for?
20:24Come to Switzerland.
20:25Our milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
20:28Done, Tessa.
20:30Listen, if Switzerland wants to ban me after this commercial,
20:34I don't blame them.
20:36Thank you so much, Michelle.
20:37You're welcome, sweetheart.
20:38Hello, Queen Kong.
20:39How you going?
20:40You look beautiful.
20:41As do you.
20:43You ready to do this?
20:44I am.
20:45I have a douche that I plan on bottoming today.
20:46Now, your script is pretty thick, my darling.
20:48Like me.
20:50I'm ready to go full gun-ho, dickhead Queen Kong,
20:53and just roast the shit out of the place that I love,
20:55down under.
20:56Yeah.
20:57I'm going to do the voiceover, and you're going to act it out.
20:59Gorgeous.
21:00Okay?
21:01Here we go.
21:02Are you looking for the greatest adventure of your life?
21:04Do you want to pick your nose every time?
21:05Oh, I don't have to.
21:06Try once without it.
21:07Yeah, sure.
21:08Are you looking for the greatest adventure of your life?
21:10Great.
21:11I like that better, personally.
21:12Great.
21:14Here we go.
21:15And action.
21:16Come to Palmerston, northern New Zealand,
21:17and ride a fun little sheep with drag race winner Spanky Jackson.
21:20Cut.
21:21Okay.
21:22Now, we're only on page five of 700.
21:31All right.
21:35Okay.
21:40Yeah, here we go.
21:41And action.
21:43Oh, you are so cute, baby koala.
21:46I have chlamydia.
21:49Cut.
21:50Do you ever call chlamydia the clap?
21:51Do you want me to say the clap?
21:52Want to try it with the clap, Tom?
21:53Yeah, absolutely.
21:54Action.
21:55Now, if you didn't catch the clap from the koalas,
21:57you'll definitely get lucky at Mardi Gras in Sydney.
22:00Cut.
22:01Love it.
22:02You'll definitely get it.
22:04Not get lucky.
22:05Oh, sorry.
22:06Get it.
22:07Action.
22:08Now, if you didn't catch the clap from the koalas,
22:09you'll definitely get it at Mardi Gras in Sydney,
22:11or as I call it, Sydney.
22:14Come on, let's be gay.
22:16That's a wrap.
22:18That wasn't too complicated.
22:19Look, I'm feeling really confident about my commercial.
22:21You know, I had so much fun on set,
22:22because I literally left that set the last time
22:24and wanted to throw myself in front of a bus.
22:26This time, I am the bus.
22:28Beep, beep.
22:29Yes!
22:30Good job, sweetheart.
22:31Fuck yeah!
22:32Thank you, everyone.
22:33Come on, chlamydia.
22:34Let's go.
22:35Ha-ha!
22:36Woo-hoo!
22:37Elimination Day is going on.
22:39It's Elimination Day, and we are going down
22:41from top five to top four.
22:44Good luck, girls.
22:45Nelly, do you have a drag mom or a drag family?
22:49I have a drag family.
22:50We have a lot of sisters.
22:53Is Petit A part of your house now?
22:54No, Petit A is only my lover.
22:56Oh, yeah.
22:57She's the father.
22:58The handsome, weird uncle.
23:01I wouldn't be anything that I am today
23:03if it wasn't for my drag mothers.
23:05I'd be in jail or, like, or dead, to be honest.
23:07I think growing up in the South, there was always that,
23:10you know, like...
23:11Shame.
23:12Yes.
23:13Family isn't always blood.
23:14Oh, period.
23:15And I remember going to, like, the drag shows,
23:17watching, you know, my drag mom, and learning so much.
23:20Someone was like, I'm going to be your drag daughter.
23:23I'd be like, no, your father pulled out, you're not mine.
23:25Like, would you ever want to have actual, like,
23:28biological children?
23:29I want to have so many kids.
23:30Like, I want to, like, have a big family.
23:32Like, such the Pacific Island sort of mother in me
23:35that wants to have babies.
23:37Yeah.
23:38I just need a partner that'll stick...
23:40That'll stick around, to be honest.
23:42Alyssa?
23:43Me and Steve have talked about it.
23:45We've chatted about it.
23:46And he wanted his own family.
23:48I don't know if the world would be ready.
23:49I think I would be like Mommy Dearest.
23:51I'd buy you all these nice things,
23:53and this is what I get in return?
23:55Can you point your feet in your ballet class?
23:58Straighten your legs.
23:59And Steve is so funny.
24:00He's like, well, what if our child doesn't want to dance?
24:02And I was so confused.
24:03Well, what if you get what your father got?
24:05Right.
24:06He wanted an all-American boy,
24:07and instead he made an all-American queen.
24:10Well...
24:11Nelly, would you have a child?
24:12I want to have, but in Italy it's not possible.
24:15Uh-huh.
24:16But for me, it's maybe the biggest thing
24:19that I miss in my life.
24:21Is having children?
24:22Yeah, because the day that my first nephew burned,
24:25I cry.
24:26Yeah.
24:27I cry because I'm thinking that can never happen to me.
24:32For Italian gay people, it's not easy.
24:36God.
24:37Sorry, I got emotional.
24:38Yeah, no.
24:39I have a friend whose son,
24:40he likes to play with dolls,
24:41he likes to play with makeup.
24:43Yeah.
24:44His mother is like the greatest
24:45because she's such a big supporter of my drag.
24:48It's like warms my heart to know that...
24:50She's raising a baby.
24:51That she's raising possibly one of us.
24:54Oh, but yeah.
24:55And it really makes me emotional to...
24:59Fuck.
25:00I'm just so happy that we are coming around
25:02to letting our little kids be who they want to be.
25:06Absolutely.
25:07Baby, period.
25:14Welcome to the main stage
25:15of RuPaul's Drag Race Global All Stars.
25:18She's been undressed by kings,
25:20and she's seen some things
25:22that a woman ain't supposed to see.
25:25It's Michelle Visage.
25:27You know, Ru, I've been to paradise,
25:29but interestingly enough,
25:30I've never been to me.
25:33He puts the D in duty free.
25:36It's Jamal Sims.
25:38You said duty.
25:43And the gorgeous T.S. Madison.
25:45Welcome home, darling.
25:47When I think of home,
25:48I think of a place where there's love overflowing.
25:51And Ru, I've been overflowing all night.
25:57This week, we challenged our queens
25:59to create queer-tastic tourism spots
26:02for their home countries.
26:04And tonight on the runway,
26:05category is Star Trek,
26:08Queens in Outer Space.
26:10All stars, start your engines,
26:12and may the best global glamazon win.
26:15Cause you're a star, baby.
26:18Category is Star Trek,
26:20Queens in Outer Space.
26:22Up first, representing the U.K.,
26:25Kitty Scott Claus.
26:27I am beaming down to the global runway,
26:30and I am serving you galactic glamour.
26:33I'm literally wearing glass.
26:36Oh, she's got the solar system.
26:38Show us your anus.
26:40Big dipper?
26:41I don't even know the little dipper.
26:43It's her way or the milky way.
26:49Up next, representing down under,
26:53Queen Kong.
26:55I am serving you pure galactic warrior princess realness.
26:59This is what that sky goddess would look like
27:02if she was in outer space.
27:03Ru, night braces have changed so much.
27:05They really have.
27:06Kong ago in a galaxy far, far away.
27:11Well, she clearly has a homosexual male hairdresser.
27:17Remember Uhura?
27:18Yeah.
27:19Well, this is her now.
27:20Damn.
27:26Up next, representing Germany?
27:29Yes.
27:30Tessa T.
27:31I am serving you Diane Brill
27:33goes to Studio 54, the lady in the moon.
27:36Her stars have definitely aligned.
27:38I think I can see her space balls.
27:40I don't know nothing about Star Trek,
27:42but I feel drop the track gorgeous.
27:44You know, not only does she wax,
27:46but she also wanes.
27:48Girl, you trying to moon me?
27:51It's a little bit of Moulin Rouge.
27:53It's a whole lot of sleek felt follies.
27:55It's conceptual.
27:57It is high drag.
28:00To the moon, Alice.
28:03Up next, representing the United States of America,
28:09Alyssa Edwards.
28:11Y'all wanted Queens from outer space?
28:13Well, I'm delivering.
28:15A goddess on the mountain top.
28:18Set phasers to stunning.
28:21Nanu Nanu.
28:23This is Cirque du Soleil meets fantasy
28:27meets Barbarella, Bob Mackie, Airté.
28:31I'm Alyssa Edwards.
28:33C-3PO. No, she better don't.
28:39Mesquite, we have a problem.
28:46Ooh, a Texas-sized one.
28:49In space, no one can hear you.
28:52Beast!
28:56Representing Italy,
28:59Nalania.
29:01I have very, very big boobs.
29:04With these big spikes,
29:06that's nipple, it's so stupid.
29:08I love it.
29:10Starring in Judy Judson's Diary of a Teenage Hooker.
29:13Now that's called the Big Bang Theater.
29:16She bangs, she lands.
29:19What's the mileage like on that thing?
29:22I think we get the point.
29:25Ooh, supersonic.
29:27She's a rocket woman.
29:34You are by far the most neurotic
29:36because you were worried about every shot.
29:38I wanted more of you and less your sister.
29:51Welcome, Global Glamazons.
29:53Hello.
29:55Hey, let's take a trip around the world,
29:58starting with Kitty Scott Claus,
30:01promoting the U.K.
30:07U.K., hon, I'm Kitty Scott Claus,
30:10and I'm here to tell you what makes Great Britain great.
30:13And no, it's not just my tits.
30:16Don't miss out on trying our world-renowned cuisine,
30:19faggots and mash,
30:21toad in my hole, or spotted dick.
30:25And don't worry if you forget your pound coins,
30:27because we pay for everything with Rue Peter badges.
30:31Ooh, Britannia!
30:33Fancy a bevy after work?
30:35Well, Thursdays are the new Fridays.
30:38So are Tuesdays.
30:40Get lost on the Circle Line for weeks.
30:43Where the hell am I?
30:45Oh, God, oh, no.
30:47Oh, there's the exit.
30:49Go for afternoon tea with the royal family.
30:51They love it.
30:53Or cream first.
30:55You know I always cream first, Charles.
30:59Or take a slash in one of our many public looms.
31:03Do you know there's a phone in there?
31:06So head on over to the United Kingdom.
31:09We're waiting for you with open arms, big ears and bad teeth.
31:14We're all gay for the U.K.
31:18I mean, to be honest, if drag doesn't go to plan,
31:21I could always go into the tourism industry after this.
31:24All right, now it's time for the judges' critiques.
31:27Kitty, I love directing things like this
31:29because you come with your vision,
31:31and I'm there just to help you execute it.
31:33And I feel like, Kitty, you knew exactly what you wanted,
31:36beat by beat, and I think you executed it perfectly.
31:40Do they really get drunk like that?
31:42Yeah.
31:43Will you be my tour guide?
31:45Absolutely, I'll hold you up, babes.
31:47It was just really well done.
31:49It's how I feel like I would have done it
31:51if I were going to do, you know, a tourism ad.
31:54And tonight you look beautiful.
31:56This is a different look for Kitty.
31:58We've never seen this, the silhouette is gorgeous.
32:00Great job, great job tonight.
32:02Thank you so much.
32:03All right, next up, Queen Kong promoting Down Under.
32:06Get ready, Down Under, I'm about to get cancelled.
32:09Ew!
32:11Let's take a look.
32:14Are you looking for the greatest adventure of your life?
32:18Well, kia ora, g'day, cunts, and welcome to the land Down Under.
32:22Jump on me, kangaroo, and let's show you dogs around.
32:25Ooh!
32:27Adventure, you asked for?
32:29Come to Perth, Australia, and fight a giant black swan
32:32with drag race superstar Henna Konda.
32:34Yes!
32:36Fuck me! It's huge!
32:38Stand back, Henna!
32:40Pew, pew, pew!
32:42Duck!
32:44Ah! Ah! Ah!
32:47This is so much fun!
32:49The fun doesn't stop there.
32:51Come to Palmerston North in New Zealand
32:53and ride a fun little sheep with drag race winner Spanky Jackson.
32:57It's always barmy and parmy.
32:59Fuck yeah!
33:01Now, if that wasn't enough,
33:03come down to Tauranga Zoo and hold a koala.
33:06Oh, you are so cute, baby koala.
33:09I have chlamydia.
33:11Don't worry, darling, so do I.
33:14Now, if you didn't catch the clap from the koalas,
33:17you'll definitely get it at Mardi Gras in Sydney.
33:20Come on, let's be gay!
33:23I'm Queen Kong, and remember,
33:25there's always funder down under.
33:27Whoo!
33:29LAUGHTER
33:32Queen Kong, I'm going to go on record to say
33:35this is the most beautiful you have ever looked.
33:38Oh, my God!
33:40Smashing!
33:42Now, let's talk about the tourism video.
33:44I love the line about chlamydia.
33:47LAUGHTER
33:49That made me laugh out loud.
33:51Queen Kong! Hi!
33:53Believe it or not, I've been down under once.
33:56Or twice.
34:00But I want to tell you, when I watched your tourist video,
34:04I wanted more of you and less your sisters.
34:08Honey, because you're the global all-star.
34:10You had, like, 60 pages of stuff.
34:12It was very inside information,
34:15and I feel like a lot of it was focused on Hannah and Spanky.
34:19Tonight on the runway, when you came out,
34:21I was like, what in the hell?
34:23The hair going straight up, honestly, like, this is a masterpiece.
34:27Yeah, I do think the bottom of the dress gets a little simple,
34:30but, baby, up top is everything.
34:32Thank you, Mama, thank you.
34:34Tessa T promoting Switzerland.
34:37Let's take a look.
34:43Welcome to Switzerland,
34:45the country of Swiss cheese, Swiss chocolate
34:48and the best milking cows the world has to offer.
34:52My name is Mew Paul, but you can call me Mew.
34:56Come for the cheese and chocolate, stay for the tax evasion.
35:01Hide your wife, hide your cash.
35:04Take the gondola and enjoy the best view on the Matterhorn.
35:09Don't you mean the Mooderhorn?
35:12And get off in the Alps.
35:15Do it in the dairy air.
35:19Do you like playing hide-and-seek?
35:22Utterly.
35:23Well, so do we.
35:25We specialize in hiding your money in weird places.
35:30So what are you waiting for?
35:32Come to Switzerland.
35:34Our milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
35:37Alex, I'll dairy.
35:44Oh, my gosh!
35:48Look how beautiful you look.
35:50My goodness, Tessa, but why didn't you do Germany?
35:54Because I don't know nothing about Germany.
35:57Yeah, that would have been funny,
35:59pointing at the map of Germany and going,
36:01oh, I think this is Hamburg right here.
36:03The one thing I wished you hadn't done
36:05was come out in the cow suit because you'd already wore it.
36:08You didn't give us any range because you were dressed as a cow,
36:12so you're kind of stuck doing that.
36:14I really enjoyed all the Mewisms,
36:16but at the end, I think it did start to get one note.
36:20And it wasn't awful. I thought it was good.
36:23Your runway look, bitch.
36:26This is giving me moon-healing activation!
36:30And when I see you come out with this, it just, it blew me away.
36:35Thank you, Tessa. Thank you so much.
36:38I love my commercial, bitch. I don't care what anyone says.
36:41That shit was funnier!
36:43I just feel like a failure.
36:45No, you should not feel like a failure.
36:48I'm disappointed.
36:57All right.
37:00Representing America, Alyssa Edwards.
37:04If anybody can sell this,
37:06it is the all-American queen, Alyssa Edwards herself.
37:09And that's a fact.
37:11Now, let's take a look at your tourism ad.
37:19Welcome to the United States of America.
37:22My name is Alyssa Edwards,
37:24and I'll be your personal tour guide
37:26around my country in 60 seconds.
37:29Now, let's hit it.
37:31New York City,
37:33home of the brave to the streets of the freak.
37:36Let your flag fly high and keep your eyes wide
37:39for the biggest wigs in the biz.
37:42As if there's one thing us Americans love,
37:45it's ourselves.
37:47Oh, and of course, the red, white, and the blue.
37:51Makes me want a hot dog real bad.
37:56Home is where the heart is, deep in the heart of Texas.
38:00Home of the barbecue, the rodeo,
38:03and the grande dame Alyssa Edwards.
38:06That's me.
38:09Every four years, the circus comes to town.
38:12Welcome to the greatest show on Earth.
38:15Shit show, that is.
38:17Politics.
38:19They love you.
38:21We, the people of America, from sea to shining sea,
38:25stand loud and proud to keep our country as
38:29the land of the free and the home of the gay.
38:33Now, y'all come back, now, you hear?
38:40Aw, Alyssa Edwards.
38:43Bet you did not come to play, did you?
38:45Not at all.
38:47Alyssa, you were by far the most neurotic when it came to this
38:50because you were worried about every shot.
38:52And I was saying to you, trust me,
38:54I am not here to make you look bad.
38:56And you saw you did not look bad.
38:58Not only did you not look bad, you were hysterical.
39:00I mean, I just think you did everything right.
39:03So if there was ever any doubt, no need.
39:06This beautiful piece that you have on right now,
39:09it's gorgeous, and your makeup is beautiful.
39:11This was a home run.
39:13Great job tonight.
39:15Can you and I have a conversation real quick,
39:17just between me and you real fast?
39:19Come on, girl.
39:21Ah!
39:27So you understood all that, right?
39:29I got all of it, girl.
39:31It was pure Alyssa.
39:33You know what the brand is, and you know how to do it,
39:35and you and I do it on cue,
39:37which is what our hope for you has always been.
39:39You're there, hon. You made it.
39:41Thank you, Alyssa. Thank you.
39:43Up next, Nalania promoting Italy.
39:47Let's take a look.
39:53Hello, it's me.
39:55Oh, no, Mario.
39:57It's Nelly, bitch.
39:59Let me show you my beautiful country.
40:01La mia Italia.
40:03Let's go. Mamma mia.
40:05Hey, we're not so into pizza.
40:07This is a stupid stereotype.
40:09Pineapple?
40:11Oh, damn!
40:13We're into so many things,
40:15like lasagna, ravioli,
40:17carbonara, cannoli, spaghetti,
40:19and so much more.
40:21Your grandma, we always ask,
40:23do you have a girlfriend?
40:25No, no.
40:27I am the girlfriend.
40:29We're definitely the gayest place in the world.
40:31I mean, we live in a drag queen's booth.
40:35We're so good with art.
40:37Big art.
40:39I'm not so big.
40:43You can think that we are obsessed with sex.
40:45And it's true.
40:47Siamo il paese della passione.
40:49So come to la mia Italia.
40:51Mamma mia.
41:01Nalania, where Alyssa was neurotic
41:03and wanted everything to be,
41:05is it good, is it good?
41:07You were more apologetic.
41:09And there was no need.
41:11We can't tell you enough
41:13how naturally funny you are.
41:15You went for it, and you did it!
41:17Don't doubt yourself.
41:19Thank you so much.
41:21I love this look. It's fun.
41:23It's very Judy Jetson,
41:25and I love the color palette,
41:27and I love this big bang.
41:29It's bold, and it's giving me everything I need.
41:31So great night tonight.
41:33Nalania, I watched you eat that pizza,
41:35and I was like...
41:39You have an innate charm
41:41that is irresistible.
41:43Tell me, did you have fun doing it?
41:45In the start, yes.
41:47Then I become more frustrated with myself,
41:49because I'm thinking,
41:51oh my God, maybe it's not fun.
41:53So I need to be more confident, maybe.
41:55Yeah, absolutely.
41:57Anything else you want to add?
41:59Love you.
42:01Thank you, Nalania.
42:03I was very, very scared
42:05about my performance,
42:07but it's good.
42:09The judges are right.
42:11I need to be more confident.
42:13Thank you, all stars.
42:15I think we've heard enough.
42:17You may leave the stage.
42:27Oh, God.
42:29So elegant.
42:31How are you feeling?
42:33Oh, look, I am a little bit disappointed,
42:35to be completely honest.
42:37I totally understand what the judges were saying,
42:39but I've been playing so hard, you know what I mean?
42:41This was a challenge that I really wanted to get,
42:43because I was in the bottom of my season.
42:45I just feel like a failure, to be honest.
42:47No, you should not feel like a failure.
42:49I'm disappointed.
42:51I feel great.
42:53It was new for me.
42:55I've never done a branding challenge.
42:57Sitting here with these queens
42:59who have drag raced Germany
43:01for months before doing Global All Stars.
43:03So as far as I've come
43:05in this competition
43:07is an absolute blessing for me.
43:09I'm just really proud
43:11of how far I've come.
43:13I'm proud of anything
43:15that's going to happen here.
43:19I'm just really happy
43:21to have met you guys
43:23and to have made it this far.
43:25Tessie, you've done so fucking well, babe.
43:27Don't write yourself off.
43:29Don't write yourself off.
43:31You've done so well this whole competition.
43:33Thank you. Happy tears, I promise.
43:35You are 20 million times
43:37the queen that you were back in your season.
43:39That's what I admire so much about you, Tessa,
43:41is that you're so unafraid
43:43and you're so sure of yourself
43:45and I think that's such an admirable
43:47quality for someone so young.
43:49You're incredible.
43:51And your attitude is the best, bitch.
43:53Literally, you're my favourite 25-year-old on the planet.
43:55This was the first time
43:57ever in my life
43:59that I was like
44:01so proud of what I had
44:03accomplished. I've never felt so proud
44:05before. So what about you,
44:07Miss Alyssa?
44:09Storm! Storm!
44:11Storm! Thank you.
44:13This has been,
44:15oh my gosh, what, 12 years in the making.
44:17You know, I wanted to prove to Ru
44:19and Michelle that I can take direction,
44:21take notes, and apply them.
44:23It's magical. But whoever wins
44:25and whoever's in the bottom,
44:27this is a fabulous five.
44:29Yeah, what a fab five.
44:31Ladies, at this point, it's an all-out brawl.
44:33We all want this so bad.
44:35I mean, I can look and see the fire in all y'all's eyes.
44:37And that motivates me.
44:39That drives me.
44:41Because I'm like, I need to go refuel this tank, bitch,
44:43because I can do the win.
44:45But Nelly, I know you were so worried.
44:47I'm always, like,
44:49the shy guy that don't believe in myself.
44:51When I was in high school,
44:53when I was in the club,
44:55I'm always, like, not good enough.
44:57In this competition,
44:59I started to believe more in myself.
45:01Sweetheart, look at you.
45:03You're top five of global all-stars.
45:05You need to believe in yourself.
45:07And I think me and you can be so proud of us
45:09because we are like the little child
45:11that make the competition with this big name.
45:13In my season,
45:15I bottomed twice.
45:17And I had to remind Ru
45:19in the first place, I can't go anywhere.
45:21I need to be here.
45:23I work my fucking padded ass off.
45:25Like, tonight's gonna be all out.
45:27I'm gonna give everything.
45:29May the best woman win.
45:31May the best drag queen win.
45:33May the best cross-dresser win.
45:35And now Gala is gone.
45:37See, that's why I voted her shadiest queen.
45:39You are moving on
45:41to the grand finale
45:43of global all-stars.
45:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
45:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
45:59Welcome back, global glamazons.
46:01Hello.
46:03I've made some decisions.
46:11Alyssa Edwards,
46:13this week, you red, white,
46:15and blew us away.
46:19Congratulations.
46:21You're the winner of this week's challenge.
46:25You've won a cash tip
46:27of $10,000.
46:29Courtesy of Canva.
46:31Thank you, Canva.
46:33And best of all, you're moving on
46:35to the grand finale of global all-stars.
46:39Oh, my gosh.
46:41The $200,000 is a lovely paycheck.
46:43Now, I could do a lot with that.
46:45But to have RuPaul crown me
46:47of a legacy that will be documented
46:49and will live on
46:51in drag herstory,
46:53the Hall of Fame
46:55is what I'm after.
46:57You may step to the back of the stage.
46:59Yes, girl.
47:01Good luck, girls.
47:09Kitty Scott Claus,
47:11Nalinia,
47:13you are both safe,
47:15which means
47:17you, too, are moving on
47:19to the grand finale
47:21of global all-stars.
47:23Oh, yay! I can't move my arms.
47:25Yay!
47:27You may step to the back of the stage.
47:29Thank you so much.
47:33Queen Kong,
47:35Tessa T,
47:37I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for
47:39elimination.
47:41Two global all-stars
47:43stand before me.
47:45Queen Kong
47:47is a fierce dancer.
47:49Putting me up against Queen Kong
47:51is only gonna make me try harder.
47:53It's only gonna make me go for it
47:55even more.
47:57Ladies, this is your last chance
47:59to impress me
48:01and save yourself
48:03from elimination.
48:07The feeling in this room
48:09is so thick, full of tension.
48:11The only thing standing in my way
48:13to getting to the final is Miss Tessa.
48:15To leave this competition right now,
48:17after being the front-runner for most of this season,
48:19it would be devastating.
48:21The time has come
48:23for you to lip-sync
48:25for
48:27your life.
48:31I'm gonna do whatever it takes
48:33to win this lip-sync and get to the final.
48:35There will be blood
48:37on the fucking dance floor.
48:39Good luck, and don't
48:41fuck it up.
49:08I'll surely miss
49:10your tender kiss.
49:12Don't leave me this way.
49:17Baby!
49:19My heart is full of love
49:21I desire for you.
49:23Now come on down and do
49:25what you gotta do.
49:27You started this fire down
49:29in my soul.
49:31Now can't you see it's burning
49:33out of control?
49:35I can't find the need.
49:37It's only your beloved
49:39can set me free.
49:43Don't leave me this way.
49:47Don't you understand?
49:49I'm at your command.
49:51Oh baby,
49:53please, please
49:55don't leave me this way.
50:01My heart is full of love
50:03I desire for you.
50:05Now come on down and do
50:07what you gotta do.
50:09You started this fire down
50:11in my soul.
50:13Now can't you see it's burning
50:15out of control?
50:17So come on, satisfy
50:19the need in me.
50:21It's only your beloved
50:23can set me free.
50:25Hey!
50:31I mean, is locking someone
50:33the way to an election?
50:41Hey!
50:43Baby!
50:45Come and satisfy the need in me.
50:47Come and satisfy the need in me.
50:49Oh baby,
50:51don't leave me this way.
50:53Don't leave me this way.
50:55Don't leave me this way.
50:57Don't leave me this way.
50:59Don't leave me.
51:01Don't leave me this way.
51:13All stars,
51:15I've made my decision.
51:19Queen Kong,
51:21today you stay.
51:25Congratulations.
51:27You are moving forward to the grand finale
51:29of Global All Stars.
51:33You may join the other girls.
51:35No shade, Tessa.
51:37But baby, I wasn't going anywhere.
51:39Tessa T,
51:41my top five
51:43queen, you are
51:45and will always be
51:47an international
51:49icon.
51:51Now, sashay
51:53away.
51:55Thank you, Ru, for everything, for this chance,
51:57for the opportunity to reintroduce
51:59myself to the world, for this amazing
52:01experience. Thank you.
52:03Good job, baby.
52:05I'm so proud of you, baby.
52:07Well done, baby.
52:09Wah!
52:11Wah!
52:13Tessa!
52:15Tessa!
52:17Congratulations.
52:21Congratulations
52:23to our final four
52:25Global All Stars.
52:27And remember, if you can't love yourself,
52:29how in the hell are you going to love somebody else? Can I get an amen
52:31in here? Amen!
52:33All right, now let the music play.
52:35Next time on RuPaul's Global All Stars,
52:37it's all about our returning queens.
52:39Eight returning all stars,
52:41seven lip syncs for your life,
52:43the last queen standing
52:45will win a cash prize
52:47of $50,000.
52:49Let the Lip Sync Lollapalooza
52:51Smackdown
52:53begin!
52:55Oh, my God.