キングオブコント2024(お笑いの日2024) 2024年10月12日 1stステージ後半
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Next up is the finalist, the 6th group!
00:05The President of Japan!
00:12Thanks to him, it's been 5 years.
00:16The President of Japan
00:19will challenge for the 5th time in 5 years in a row.
00:24Until the 3rd time,
00:27I thought I would win this year.
00:32It's not something you can do just because you want to win.
00:38After I left King of the Continent,
00:40I got a lot of attention.
00:42I spent a year with those 4 people,
00:44and then I left King of the Continent again.
00:46It felt like I was on a tuna fishing boat for a year.
00:50There's no such thing as these guys.
00:53I want people to forget about them.
00:56I want people to watch us again.
00:58I want people to watch us again.
00:59I want people to watch us again.
01:00I want people to watch us again.
01:01It's our only regular show.
01:05I lost to the guy who was called a rabbit
01:09in Hotton, Nomikotsu Dari, and Ranbidamucho.
01:21The President of Japan
01:26Good morning.
01:28What are you doing?
01:29I'm going to practice today.
01:31Nice to meet you.
01:32Are you a freshman?
01:33Yes.
01:34I'll give you a chance if you're a freshman.
01:36Yes.
01:37That's what I'm going to do.
01:38Yes.
01:39Where do you live?
01:40I live in Sada.
01:41I'll knock on the door.
01:42Let's go.
01:43Let's go.
01:45You're good.
01:47You're good.
01:50You're good.
01:52You're good.
01:54Let's go.
01:56You're good.
02:01You're scary.
02:02You're too small.
02:07You're too small.
02:09You won't die.
02:11Let's go.
02:13Let's go.
02:15This way.
02:17This way.
02:18This way.
02:20This way.
02:21This way.
02:22You're too small.
02:24You're too small.
02:26You can't knock.
02:28It's batting practice.
02:31Let's go.
02:39Really?
02:40Really?
02:43Are you a freshman?
02:46You're amazing.
02:47You're too small.
02:49Really?
02:53Where do you live?
02:55You're too small.
02:57You're too small.
02:59It's a waste.
03:01It's a waste even though you hit it.
03:04Can't you pitch?
03:05I can.
03:06Then pitch.
03:08Pitch.
03:09Stand up straight.
03:11Go.
03:15You're good.
03:17You're good.
03:19You're a freshman.
03:22You're too small.
03:25You're good.
03:26You can do this.
03:29Throw it on Sunday.
03:31Make a batting practice.
03:37It hurts.
03:43Why don't you say something?
03:45It hurts.
03:46Why don't you say something?
03:48What can you do?
03:51You're fast.
03:53Run from there.
03:55I'll watch you.
03:56Go.
03:58One more time.
04:01You're too slow.
04:06What?
04:07You're too slow.
04:11You're too slow.
04:13Coach.
04:14Yes?
04:15Can I drink water?
04:16What?
04:17Can I drink water?
04:18Yes.
04:23Don't drink water on your own.
04:26Don't drink water on your own.
04:27Say it.
04:29When you drink water.
04:30You're too slow.
04:32You're too slow.
04:33Run.
04:34Run.
04:35Run.
04:46What?
04:48What?
04:49What?
04:54Are you okay?
04:56Knees.
04:57Knees.
04:58Knees?
05:01Can you stand?
05:02Slowly.
05:04Don't push yourself.
05:06Don't push yourself.
05:07What will you do if you get hurt?
05:09You can't play baseball.
05:10You can't play baseball.
05:11What?
05:12There was a player like this.
05:18He hit home runs, threw no-hits and no-runs.
05:21He was a high-class player.
05:22It was okay to go to the Major League.
05:25But he couldn't play baseball because of overwork.
05:29It's all my fault.
05:30So I don't want you to be like that.
05:34Why did you start playing baseball?
05:37I have a childhood friend.
05:44What did you say?
05:45What did you say?
05:47What did you say?
05:49What did you say?
05:51What did you say?
05:55I don't understand.
05:56I don't understand anything.
05:59What's wrong with you?
06:01You started something.
06:03What's wrong with you?
06:04I don't understand.
06:06I don't understand.
06:10I don't understand.
06:12I don't understand.
06:16What's wrong with you?
06:18What's wrong with you?
06:22Why did you quit baseball?
06:24Why did you quit baseball?
06:26Why did you ride a horse?
06:28Why did you ride a horse?
06:30Why did you ride a horse?
06:32I don't understand.
06:34You should stop practicing.
06:37Grand Samy.
06:38Come on
07:08Thank you
07:10How was it?
07:12Koichi-san
07:14Koichi-san
07:16Thank you
07:18Thank you
07:20Now, let's see the scores
07:24The top 3 teams advance to the final stage
07:28If the president of Japan exceeds the score of the 3rd City Hotel,
07:34the 3rd City Hotel will be eliminated
07:38If the president of Japan exceeds the score of the 3rd City Hotel,
07:40the president of Japan will be eliminated
07:44I see
07:46It's getting interesting
07:48The tournament
07:50I can't speak
07:52You can't?
07:54You know that, don't you?
07:56I know
07:58You look like an actor
08:00You look like an actor
08:02Did you want to be an actor?
08:04No, I didn't
08:06How are the judges doing?
08:10It's been 5 years
08:12It's amazing
08:14Do you remember?
08:16It's the 5th time
08:18Yes
08:20It was good
08:22We can come here 3 times
08:24But it's hard to come here 5 times
08:26It's called vibration
08:28Now, the tournament is over
08:30Will the 3rd City Hotel be eliminated?
08:32Or the president of Japan?
08:34Let's see
08:36The score of the president of Japan is
08:40Jiro, 92 points
08:42Yamauchi, 93 points
08:44Akiyama, 95 points
08:48Kotoge, 96 points
08:50Iizuka, 92 points
08:52The total score is
08:56468 points
08:58So,
09:00the 5th place
09:02will be eliminated
09:04Well
09:06It's up to the judges
09:12I see
09:14Let's hear from Kotoge
09:16How was it?
09:18It was interesting
09:20I think it was the biggest
09:22laugh I've ever seen
09:24But all of them
09:26The bat was interesting
09:28I liked it
09:30It was interesting
09:32How about you, Akiyama?
09:34I was like,
09:36this style again
09:38At the end,
09:40I thought it was just the bat
09:42But the way he talked
09:44was amazing
09:46It's amazing
09:48How about you, Iizuka?
09:50He's good at baseball
09:52but his voice is small
09:54I think it's very interesting
09:56But for me,
09:58the set was
10:00made to be broken
10:02If it's the same fun,
10:04I like it more
10:06That's what I thought
10:08There's the body
10:10But still,
10:12Kotoge got 96 points
10:14How about you, Kotoge?
10:16It's the 2nd lap
10:18I've never seen
10:20the 2nd lap of a show race
10:22I've never seen it
10:24But the points were high
10:26For me,
10:28it was the opposite
10:30It was interesting
10:32how the chairs were broken
10:34They were broken
10:36It was interesting
10:38Can I show the real bat to Iizuka?
10:40I can't stand it
10:42I can't stand it
10:44It's the last stage
10:46It's a shame
10:48Which team will advance
10:50to the final stage?
10:52The 7th team
10:54Fire Thunder
11:02The unpredictable controller
11:06Fire Thunder
11:10They got 4th place
11:12in the first final
11:14I lost
11:16but I felt
11:18that I could win
11:20I realized
11:22that I wasn't wrong
11:24I wanted to win
11:26so I made a lot of jokes
11:28I'm more confident
11:30about Japan this year
11:32Controllers
11:34are the dream of this year
11:36I've won
11:38more than last year
11:40Controllers
11:42are the world
11:44I want to prove
11:46I want to win for my juniors
11:48I will win
11:50Go go
12:00Hello
12:02How was it?
12:04Really?
12:06Yes
12:08Thank you
12:10I'll do my best
12:12See you
12:14Alright
12:16I was looking for a special character
12:20Who is it?
12:22Yes
12:26Excuse me
12:28It's like this
12:30Police?
12:32You are the comedian
12:34Kota Yamashita right?
12:36Yes
12:38Can you come to the police station?
12:40Why?
12:42Kota Yamashita's
12:44independent walk
12:46It's your show this week right?
12:48Yes
12:50It's a show where you
12:52go around the town
12:54and make a sharp
12:56independent joke
12:58Yes
13:00This video is
13:02from the first episode
13:04where you made a joke
13:06What?
13:08Your smile is scary
13:10Your smile is scary
13:14What is that?
13:16A bomb?
13:18A beard?
13:20Are you a thief?
13:22Your voice is so small
13:24Are you selling drugs?
13:30Everyone was like that
13:36Everyone was a criminal
13:38What?
13:40Your observation skills are amazing
13:42I'll say it again
13:44Can you come to the police station?
13:46A scout?
13:48Please
13:50Wait a minute
13:52Were all the people earlier
13:54criminals?
13:56Yes
13:58What happened to Asagaya that day?
14:00Please
14:02Stop being a comedian
14:04and become a police officer
14:06Why?
14:08I'm a popular comedian now
14:10You weren't a comedian
14:12You were a scout
14:14A scout?
14:16Let's become a police officer
14:18Let's pretend to be a comedian
14:20What is that?
14:22I don't want to
14:24I think
14:26you don't have the talent
14:28of being a comedian
14:30You have the talent
14:32to see through criminals
14:34What?
14:36You don't have the talent of being a comedian?
14:38I'll show you a picture
14:40Please say something
14:42to the person in the picture
14:44Yes
14:46First person
14:48Well
14:50Well
14:52You look serious
14:54Next
14:56Well
14:58You look chubby
15:00Next
15:02You killed all your siblings?
15:04Yes
15:08Great
15:10One more
15:12You robbed a bank in Tokyo?
15:14Yes
15:16And now you're hiding in Gunma?
15:18Is that so?
15:22Let's go to Gunma
15:24Your talent is beyond our imagination
15:26Please come to us
15:28right now
15:30Please come
15:32right now
15:34You're too much
15:36You're too much
15:38You're too much
15:40What?
15:46Well
15:48You know
15:50Sometimes you're right
15:56What's with that cold look?
15:58You look like a cop
16:00but you're actually a member of a criminal organization
16:12You're too much
16:20I didn't expect you to be so much
16:22I didn't expect you to be so much
16:24I didn't expect you to be so much
16:26I hate you being so sure
16:28I hate you being so sure
16:32Things just changed
16:34Here's the plan
16:36You
16:38Do you want to shoot me with a light-pocketed gun
16:40Do you want to shoot me with a light-pocketed gun
16:44Now I understand
16:46Now I understand
16:48Now
16:50Now
16:56Yes, thank you very much.
16:58Thank you very much.
17:00Thank you very much.
17:02It was Fire Thunder.
17:04Thank you very much.
17:06How was it?
17:08My partner bit me in the first round.
17:10No, no, it wasn't obvious.
17:12It was a bit scary.
17:14It was a bit scary.
17:16Don't say things you don't want to say.
17:20Now, judges,
17:22please give your scores.
17:24Now, if Fire Thunder
17:26wins the 3rd place,
17:28City Hotel 357,
17:30then City Hotel 357
17:32will be eliminated.
17:34On the other hand,
17:36if Fire Thunder
17:38wins the 3rd place,
17:40City Hotel 357 will be eliminated.
17:42But they did their best.
17:44That's right.
17:48Now, judges,
17:50last year,
17:52City Hotel 357 was the finalist.
17:54That's right.
17:56There was a difference of 2 points.
17:58It's important to get 1 point.
18:00That's right.
18:02Well,
18:04just now,
18:06there were many people
18:08who said they didn't like City Hotel 357.
18:10I want everyone to like it.
18:12That's right.
18:14Now, the voting is over.
18:16Will City Hotel 357 be eliminated
18:18or Fire Thunder?
18:22What is the score of Fire Thunder?
18:26Jiro, 95 points.
18:30Yamauchi, 95 points.
18:32Akiyama, 94 points.
18:34Kotoge, 94 points.
18:38Mizuka, 98 points.
18:40What is the total score?
18:44476 points.
18:46So,
18:48Fire Thunder is the winner.
18:52Everyone,
18:54let's do it!
18:56Fire Thunder!
18:58Are you okay?
19:00I'm sorry.
19:02Well, Mizuka.
19:04It was perfect.
19:08It was an unimaginable setting.
19:10From the middle,
19:12it was like a strange story in the world.
19:14It was a very good show.
19:16It was very interesting.
19:20Mizuka?
19:22I thought it was a very well-made story.
19:24I was really into the seeding part.
19:26I didn't miss it at all.
19:28It was great.
19:30Yamauchi, how was it?
19:32Every time,
19:34when I first saw the setting,
19:36I was very excited.
19:38It was a very exciting setting.
19:40I feel like
19:42it's very difficult to miss it.
19:44It was very interesting.
19:46Everyone's score is high.
19:48Do you have anything else to say?
19:50I don't have anything to say.
19:52I forgot to say it.
19:54I don't have anything to say.
19:56I just remembered it.
19:58I don't have anything to say.
20:00I see.
20:02Well,
20:04who will be the winner of the final stage?
20:06Next,
20:08the finalist of the 8th group.
20:12Amazing.
20:14Kakao.
20:18Kakao.
20:20He has a triple play.
20:24Kakao.
20:28This is the first time
20:30he has been in the final stage
20:32since his 5th year in the team.
20:34Our story is
20:36very simple.
20:38We don't do complicated things.
20:40I see.
20:42Everyone looks like the same.
20:44We don't have many characters.
20:46I like the groove, the tempo, the groove.
20:50I think it would be interesting if people could think of us as friends.
20:58The youngest trio of this tournament will stir up the atmosphere.
21:04If we, the youngest trio, win the championship,
21:07I think the atmosphere of the comedy world will change.
21:10I think it will be exciting.
21:13I don't think we're going to score a goal.
21:17You didn't score a goal.
21:19Of course I didn't.
21:21Of course you didn't.
21:23Of course you didn't.
21:24Who's going to score a goal?
21:25This guy.
21:34It seems that if there are only two members,
21:36they won't even let us play on the field.
21:39I don't think so.
21:40Well, it can't be helped.
21:42The practice will be canceled until the members gather.
21:44We're disbanding today.
21:47Wait a minute.
21:48What?
21:49If that's the case, let me practice here.
21:54What are you talking about?
21:55You can't practice in a club room like this.
21:57What if the window breaks?
21:58But if I can't practice like this,
22:02my skills as a pitcher will be ruined.
22:06Please.
22:07Let me practice here.
22:09Coach, let me practice, too.
22:14Well, let's do it.
22:16Thank you very much.
22:17How was it?
22:18Takahashi, you're the last one.
22:19I think it's okay.
22:20You're the last one.
22:22Be careful.
22:23Are you ready?
22:24Concentrate.
22:25Concentrate.
22:26Let's go.
22:33Let's go.
22:34Concentrate.
22:40I don't know if it makes sense.
22:42But if it's like this, it's okay.
22:44Let's practice with this.
22:46Yes.
23:01After all, not a single person has gathered in the past year and a half.
23:04Why is this baseball so unpopular?
23:06Anyway.
23:07Let's practice baseball.
23:08Yes.
23:17Come on!
23:23Maipuchi.
23:24Yes.
23:26I'll try a slider.
23:27Really?
23:28Concentrate.
23:29Okay.
23:30How was it?
23:31I don't know.
23:32I don't know.
23:34You're finally here.
23:35Yes.
23:36You've improved a lot.
23:38I've improved a lot.
23:39Okay.
23:40Let's play batting today.
23:41Batting?
23:42Yes.
23:43I've never played batting before.
23:44Your concentration is fine.
23:46But Takahashi doesn't have a catcher.
23:48You don't need one.
23:49What?
23:50You throw the ball to the wrong line.
23:51You hit the ball to the wrong line.
23:52And I catch the ball to the wrong line.
23:54What?
23:55Instead, if the window breaks, the baseball game is over.
23:57Concentrate.
23:59Can I do that?
24:01Takahashi.
24:02Believe in this year and a half.
24:03Yes.
24:05Let's go.
24:06Come on.
24:07Come on.
24:15Yes.
24:16You hit the ball.
24:17Good.
24:18Your concentration is fine.
24:19Good.
24:20Okay.
24:21Next.
24:22Okay.
24:23Hey.
24:24Aim for the window.
24:25Increase your concentration.
24:26It's dangerous.
24:27Can I do that?
24:28Let's go.
24:29Come on.
24:30Come on.
24:32Yes.
24:33Good.
24:34Good.
24:35Your concentration is fine.
24:37Okay.
24:38Next.
24:39What are you doing?
24:40Hey.
24:41You don't need to throw the ball to the wrong line.
24:43It doesn't matter.
24:44It's a reflection practice.
24:46You surprised me.
24:48Hey.
24:49You throw the ball to the wrong line.
24:50It's a reflection practice.
24:51It's wrong to hit the ball to the wrong line.
24:53Hey.
24:54Hey.
24:55You hit the ball to the wrong line.
24:57What?
24:58Good.
24:59Hey.
25:00Good.
25:01You came all the way here.
25:02Good job!
25:03You beat our whole group.
25:04You throw the ball to the order.
25:05The first shot is to the left.
25:06The second shot is to the right and the last shot is to the right.
25:07You threw in the wrong order.
25:08That's it.
25:09You threw it in the right order.
25:10Let's play again.
25:11What the hell are you doing?
25:12What the hell are you doing?
25:13It's dangerous.
25:14It's dangerous!
25:15You are disturbing me.
25:16I want it back.
25:18What the hell happened?
25:19Uh.
25:20You threw the ball to the wrong line.
25:22You beat our entire team in the first go.
25:23You are so funny.
25:24I want you to win.
25:25I want to win.
25:26Okay.
25:31What?
25:31Now!
25:32Here!
25:32There!
25:33Here!
25:33There!
25:34Wait!
25:34Here!
25:35Here!
25:35And there!
25:36There!
25:36Here!
25:37Here!
25:37Slider!
25:38Baseball is fun!
25:42Baseball is fun!
25:43Ah!
25:44It's fun!
25:45Of course, I'll do it!
25:46Of course, everyone will do it!
25:47It's so fun!
25:48Ah!
25:48I was surprised!
25:49There are so many people!
25:50If there are 6 more people, we can go to the tournament!
25:52But there are 7 more people!
25:53Eh?
25:53I'll do it in the match!
25:54Really?
25:55It's complicated!
25:56But if there are so many people, today's practice is over!
25:58That's right!
25:59From tomorrow, I'll do this in the principal's office to get better!
26:02Eh?
26:03That's dangerous!
26:04You can't make a mistake!
26:05Don't worry about it!
26:06Yes!
26:07I'm tired!
26:08But...
26:09I wonder if there will be a lot of people...
26:10That's right!
26:11I want to practice in the room with 9 people soon!
26:14That's right!
26:15Ah!
26:18OK! OK!
26:25Yes!
26:26Thank you for your hard work!
26:28Thank you very much!
26:29So, it was Kakao!
26:31Thank you very much!
26:32Thank you very much!
26:33Thank you very much!
26:34Thank you very much!
26:35Thank you very much!
26:36So, how was it?
26:37It was fun!
26:38It was good!
26:39I was able to have fun!
26:40That's the best, right?
26:41Yes!
26:42Thank you very much!
26:43Thank you very much!
26:44So, please give us the score!
26:48Now, the finalists will be decided from here!
26:52This is amazing!
26:54If Kakao's score is higher than Yadan's score,
26:57Yadan will be eliminated.
27:00On the other hand, if Yadan's score is lower than Kakao's score,
27:03Kakao will be eliminated immediately.
27:06I see.
27:07So, what will happen?
27:09But this is the first time, right?
27:11Yes, it's the first time.
27:12That's right!
27:14This is the fifth year of his career.
27:16That's right!
27:17Yes!
27:18That's great!
27:21Is it difficult?
27:23Is it difficult?
27:24It's difficult.
27:27I'm worried.
27:29I'm worried.
27:31How much are you worried about?
27:32No, no, no.
27:33You don't have to talk like that!
27:36Mr. Hamada.
27:37Yes?
27:38Let's do it properly.
27:39Oh, I'm sorry.
27:42I'm sorry.
27:43I'm sorry.
27:44We're here, too.
27:45Of course.
27:46Now, the scoring is over.
27:48Will Yadan be eliminated, or will Kakao be eliminated?
27:53Mr. Hamada.
27:55Let's do it properly.
27:56I'm sorry.
27:57I'm sorry.
27:59Let's do it properly.
28:01Now, let's go.
28:02What is Kakao's score?
28:07Jiro, 94.
28:09Yamauchi, 91.
28:12Akiyama, 93.
28:14Toge, 95.
28:15Toge, 95.
28:18Toge, 95.
28:19The total score is...
28:22468!
28:27Kakao is the 6th place.
28:29Kakao will be eliminated.
28:31I see.
28:33That's too bad.
28:36Let's ask Jiro.
28:37How do you feel?
28:38The three of you were very fresh.
28:41You showed us a story that can only be done now.
28:45It was very simple to make, but it was very funny.
28:48I see.
28:50Now, Mr. Iizuka.
28:51Yes, I really liked it, too.
28:55Even at the very end, it was very interesting.
28:59The hurdles were rising, so I wondered how it would end.
29:03I see.
29:04It ended abruptly, so I thought it was a bit of a waste.
29:09I see.
29:10Mr. Yamauchi, what did you think?
29:12The movement was very interesting, so the audience was very excited.
29:17I wanted a little more story in addition to the movement.
29:23I was looking forward to another development from the early part of the movement in the second half.
29:30That's why I gave this score.
29:32I see.
29:33What do you think of the judges?
29:36I agree.
29:37It's the same score as the president of Japan, right?
29:39Yes.
29:40Oh, really?
29:41We're both baseball players.
29:42I'm just asking if you know baseball.
29:45I know it.
29:46I know it.
29:47Don't underestimate the judges.
29:48I know it.
29:50Don't underestimate the judges.
29:54I'm sorry.
29:55I'm sorry.
29:56At this point, the winner, Fire Thunder, will advance to the final stage.
30:03Yes!
30:06Fire Thunder, how do you feel now?
30:09Yes.
30:10Let's go to the second stage of my dream!
30:14Yes!
30:17Now, there are two more challengers left.
30:20Here is the ninth finalist.
30:23Go ahead.
30:25Rinji!
30:30The world has evolved.
30:34Rinji.
30:38It's been 12 years since he was born.
30:40This is his second final stage.
30:42Are you tired?
30:43I think I'm the winner for the second time.
30:47I didn't have a chance to do that on TV.
30:50When I saw myself on TV for the first time in the final,
30:53I was like, wow, this is how people look at me now.
30:58I was able to focus on that.
31:01I think that's why we're the most popular on TV.
31:04But you wanted to do it in the final, right?
31:06That's right.
31:07I wanted to do it only in King of Conte.
31:11That's what I've been working on for the past year.
31:14You're finally able to open the treasure box you've been keeping.
31:19I'm going to finish it up.
31:21It's going to be a great story.
31:23I'm going to make it unforgettable.
31:45Good morning.
31:46The morning show has begun.
31:48Today, in Chuo-ku, Osaka.
31:51Now, here's the pro baseball news.
31:55Hanshin has won by 8 to 0.
32:03Good morning, Taro.
32:06Good morning.
32:07You're good.
32:10You're a genius chimpanzee.
32:15Taro, do you want to have breakfast?
32:18I'm hungry.
32:21I have an announcement to make before breakfast.
32:25I've decided to have you take over the zoo.
32:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:35I don't think that's a bad idea.
32:37I don't want you to live with this old man.
32:39I want people all over the world to see this.
32:42I think it's the right thing to do.
32:45I'm sad.
32:47We've been together for 10 years.
32:49We've been able to communicate like this.
32:52But I'm already 80 years old.
32:56If I go ahead of you, you'll be all alone.
32:59I feel sorry for you.
33:01That's my decision.
33:03So, from now on, please make people all over the world smile, not me.
33:09Thank you for your time so far.
33:13See you later.
33:17Are you going out right now?
33:19Yes.
33:24Alone?
33:25Alone.
33:27Taro, you can go now.
33:29Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you where.
33:31Shirahama Zoo in Wakayama Prefecture.
33:34Are you going to take the train?
33:35Yes, I am.
33:36Yes, I am.
33:38Are you going to JR Shirahama?
33:40Yes, I am.
33:42Yes, I am.
33:44Are you going to do it two or three times?
33:48Go ahead.
33:50What's the real reason?
33:53I told you before, but I'm already old.
33:55If I go ahead of you, you'll be all alone.
33:59Tell me.
34:00I'm afraid of growing up.
34:02I see.
34:05You're afraid of growing up.
34:06You'll be fine now, but it's a turning point for humankind.
34:12The story that starts from you is about to begin.
34:16It's strange.
34:17You've been watching TV in the morning, right?
34:20You've changed your channel.
34:22Are you a Hanshin fan?
34:24When you speak, you come forward and raise your voice.
34:28It's scary.
34:29What you're doing is almost human.
34:31The first thing you do in the morning is collecting information.
34:35Stop it!
34:38This is the scariest thing.
34:41It's cute when you say good morning.
34:43But it's scary when you do this.
34:46You're a human.
34:47You're a human.
34:48I bought a chimpanzee.
34:52It's too late!
34:54I'm sorry.
34:59I'm sorry.
35:00I'm sorry.
35:04You can wear your own jersey.
35:07That's my jersey.
35:08You can wear your own jersey.
35:10What?
35:11Are you sure?
35:13I'm sure.
35:14You can wear your own jersey.
35:16Take off your jersey and go to the zoo.
35:19What?
35:21Wakayama naked?
35:22Wakayama naked.
35:23Wakayama shaking naked?
35:25Wakayama shaking naked.
35:26A chimpanzee naked in midsummer. Wakayama is in great danger.
35:29Stop it!
35:32It's scary!
35:33This is the scariest thing.
35:36If you go to the zoo, do your best like a chimpanzee.
35:40Thank you very much.
35:42Lastly, I want to tell you in my own words.
35:47It's my birthday today.
35:50It's a birthday surprise from a chimpanzee.
35:56It's cold!
35:57It's cold!
36:00Happy birthday to you!
36:03I'm floating.
36:05It's scary.
36:06Do you want to eat now?
36:07No, I don't eat cake in the morning.
36:15Thank you very much.
36:17Thank you very much.
36:20The two neighbors.
36:24How was it?
36:27Thank you very much.
36:29Thank you very much.
36:31I think you did a good job.
36:33Please give me the score.
36:37If the neighbor gets more than Yadan's score, Yadan will be eliminated.
36:43On the contrary, if Yadan's score is lower, the neighbor will be eliminated.
36:50But I like you.
36:56Thank you very much for the other day.
36:59Did you eat?
37:02Boss!
37:03Don't call me boss!
37:05I'm not a boss.
37:08I'm a judge.
37:13It's scary to stand normally.
37:15That's right.
37:17The voting is over.
37:20Will the neighbor advance to the final stage?
37:25After the commercial, the neighbor's score will be announced.
37:36Will Yadan advance to the final stage?
37:40Or the neighbor?
37:42The neighbor's score will be announced.
37:46After the commercial, the neighbor's score will be announced.
37:53The voting is over.
37:55Will Yadan or the neighbor be eliminated?
37:59The neighbor's score is...
38:04Jiro 92.
38:06Yamauchi 91.
38:09Takiyama 92.
38:12Kotoge 92.
38:14Iizuka 91.
38:16The total score is...
38:19458 points.
38:21So, Yadan will be eliminated.
38:27I knew it when I saw the score.
38:31The score is the same.
38:34What does it mean?
38:37The score is the same.
38:39Jiro.
38:41It was interesting.
38:43The tempo of the comedy was flat.
38:46I felt that there was no movement.
38:51You are noisy.
38:55There was a scene where the chimpanzee moved suddenly.
39:00I thought it was more funny.
39:03The chimpanzee was funny.
39:06I thought it would be more funny if the chimpanzee was calm.
39:11I see.
39:14I understand.
39:15Jiro.
39:16What do you think?
39:18You said a lot.
39:20You said a lot.
39:22You said a lot.
39:23You said a lot of good things.
39:25I thought they would only talk about chimpanzees.
39:29But they talked about everything but chimpanzees.
39:32I see.
39:33I want to see other stories.
39:36Please watch it again.
39:39You wanted to see it this time.
39:42Jiro, what do you think?
39:43It's the third time.
39:45It's the third time.
39:46It's the third time.
39:48It's because I appeared as a chimpanzee.
39:51I wanted to appear as a chimpanzee.
39:54I understand.
39:59Which one?
40:01Who are you looking at?
40:03Mr. YAMAUSHI.
40:04It was me.
40:05It was funny.
40:07I was aiming for 70% of the viewers.
40:12I was aiming for 70% of the viewers.
40:15I was aiming for 70% of the viewers.
40:18Please laugh.
40:20I was afraid of growing up.
40:23I was afraid of returning to the zoo.
40:25I was afraid of returning to the zoo.
40:28I was afraid of returning to the zoo.
40:31I was afraid of returning to the zoo.
40:35Mr. AKIYAMA, how was it?
40:37I wanted to use a computer to make people say something interesting.
40:42I wanted to use a computer to make people say something interesting.
40:46I wanted to make people say something interesting.
40:49I'm sorry for that.
40:52Please say something to the end of the program.
40:53I'm sorry.
40:55What did you say?
40:56What are you doing?
40:59At this point, Long Coat Lady has been chosen to enter the final stage.
41:03Yes, she has been chosen!
41:07How are you both feeling right now?
41:10I'm going to push forward to the second stage of my dreams!
41:15Sexy peace.
41:21Now, there is only one group of challengers left.
41:24Who will advance to the final stage?
41:28Here are the finalists of the last 10 groups.
41:31Here they are!
41:32Love Letters!
41:38The crazy and pitiful Conte-Bruce.
41:43Love Letters.
41:46The life of an entertainer who has walked with King of Conte.
41:51He has advanced to the final stage for the fifth time in two years.
41:55I think I know the history of DT.
42:00He used to fight against Robert.
42:02Yes, he did.
42:03Last year, I was in the 10th place.
42:07And Sarugoriya-san was defeated right in front of me.
42:12I was wondering what kind of life this is.
42:16But this is the 10th place.
42:20That's right.
42:21I'm just going to do it.
42:23It's a story that I like.
42:25It's a story that I like.
42:29I hope I can say that I left this card at the end.
42:34I'm sorry if I lose.
42:37I will win and graduate.
42:40Love Letters
42:47I have a new shirt and towel there.
42:52Hey, you.
42:54What?
42:55When did you hear her voice?
43:00Hey.
43:01Just do it by yourself.
43:03You don't try to do anything.
43:06Have you ever been in her room?
43:08Aren't you interested in her?
43:09I'm busy at work.
43:11I can't help it.
43:12You haven't been out for two years.
43:15You haven't washed her laundry.
43:18Shut up.
43:21What?
43:25What are you doing?
43:28Calm down.
43:39From her pants?
43:43Dong Lin?
43:47Is he out there?
43:50I'll check if there's dirt on the bottom of her shoes.
43:53Wait, wait, wait.
43:54I can't wait.
43:55Dong Lin is only for men.
43:59Dong Lin is only for men.
44:07Maybe it's an old acorn.
44:11I don't know.
44:12Maybe he played with an old acorn in his room.
44:17If he did that, he must be a good boy.
44:20What?
44:26Does an acorn rot?
44:29What?
44:30No.
44:31If an acorn rots, it's a new acorn.
44:34Then he can go to the nearest acorn tree.
44:40You're smart.
44:43If you said acorn,
44:45people would ask if it's an acorn.
44:46Shut up.
44:47I'm sorry.
44:49See?
44:51An old acorn can rot.
44:54But this is a new acorn.
44:56If you boil it for 5 to 10 minutes,
44:59and let it dry,
45:01you can play with it for years.
45:05If he did that, he must be a good boy.
45:09What?
45:11Dong Lin is only for men.
45:13Dong Lin is only for men.
45:17He's a professional.
45:19What?
45:20Hey, you!
45:22If you find anything from his room,
45:24you'll know what he did.
45:27But you said it's a room.
45:30The chance is rolling.
45:36Dong Lin is only for men.
45:38Dong Lin is only for men.
45:40Dong Lin is only for men.
45:43Anything else?
45:46What?
45:47Another acorn!
45:49Hey!
45:51I want to take a picture!
45:53It's all acorns!
45:56What if it's all acorns in this room?
46:00Calm down.
46:04Let's investigate.
46:06Let's investigate his son's name, Space Acorn.
46:10Maybe something will come out.
46:12It's a dark cloud.
46:13My hand is blocked.
46:15Let me do it.
46:16Let me do it.
46:17I don't know this.
46:18Let me do it.
46:19Wait a minute.
46:20Don't drop it.
46:21I know.
46:22Don't drop it.
46:23I know.
46:24I know.
46:25I know.
46:26I know.
46:27I know.
46:29Pick it up!
46:32What are you doing?
46:35I won't do anything to you.
46:36Shut up.
46:37I won't do anything to you.
46:39Hey!
46:40What?
46:42Look at this.
46:44You...
46:46No.
46:50Hello, this is Dongri Channel of Hiyama Dongri.
46:53She is talking.
47:02No.
47:14No.
47:15Yes.
47:19Today, I'm going to play Inoue Yosui's Shounen Jidai with this Dongri flute.
47:24Here we go.
47:31No.
47:47No.
47:48You are not useless.
47:50You can do it.
47:52You can do it.
47:55Yes.
48:02No.
48:04Look at this related video.
48:06She said that she went to Odaiba by walking behind Hiyama Dongri.
48:11She is running away.
48:23Thank you for your hard work.
48:28It was Love Letters.
48:32Thank you for your hard work.
48:37What's wrong?
48:38It's too hot.
48:40It's too hot.
48:41What's wrong?
48:42I feel like I'm running out of water.
48:45I see.
48:46Now, the final stage.
48:48All the candidates will be decided.
48:52Judges, please give your scores.
48:58If Love Letters gets more than Yadan's score,
49:03Love Letters will advance to the final stage.
49:07If Yadan's score is lower than Yadan's,
49:10Love Letters will be eliminated.
49:12I see.
49:13I'm so nervous.
49:14I'm so nervous.
49:16If we lose here, we will be on the show for 5 minutes.
49:19We will be on the show for 5 minutes.
49:21We will be on the show for 5 minutes.
49:22We want to stay.
49:23We will.
49:24We will.
49:25It's been 13 years since the first final.
49:28Really?
49:29Yes.
49:30Do you remember?
49:31Yes, I do.
49:32I remember the name.
49:34Really?
49:35I remember the story.
49:36It's a story about a junior high school in Nishioka.
49:39What else?
49:40I don't remember at all.
49:42I don't remember at all.
49:44I remember.
49:45I remember.
49:46It's been 13 years since the first final.
49:48It's been 13 years.
49:49That's amazing.
49:50It's been a long time.
49:51Yes.
49:53Judges, it seems that the voting is over.
49:58Will Yadan advance to the final stage?
50:01Or will it be Love Letters?
50:03After the commercial, the 10th group,
50:05Love Letters will be announced.
50:16Yadan, who is in 3rd place, will advance to the final stage.
50:21Or will it be Love Letters?
50:24After the commercial, the 10th group, Love Letters will be announced.
50:33Will Yadan advance to the final stage?
50:35Or will it be Love Letters?
50:37Let's go.
50:38What is the score of Love Letters?
50:43Jiro, 95.
50:46Yamauchi, 95.
50:49Akiyama, 94.
50:52Kotogi, 96.
50:55Rika, 95.
50:57The total score is...
51:00475!
51:02What?
51:04Yes!
51:05We did it!
51:07We did it!
51:08We did it!
51:09We did it!
51:10We did it!
51:11We did it!
51:12We did it!
51:13We did it!
51:14We did it!
51:15We did it!
51:16We did it!
51:17We did it!
51:18We did it!
51:19During the commercial, he kept saying,
51:21I can't do it.
51:23That's true.
51:25He was too high.
51:27He's a high level.
51:28Wow!
51:29Kotogi!
51:31The setting of the cage is common.
51:35It's not about how to get the kids out.
51:39It's a story that develops the story with a cage.
51:45It's a story that tells the story of the youth.
51:50It's a meaningful story.
51:52It's a story that tells the story of the youth.
51:54It's a meaningful story.
51:56It was good.
51:58It was very interesting.
51:59Yamauchi, what do you think?
52:01First of all,
52:02I thought that the story was the last one
52:04because the cage was so big.
52:06That's not true.
52:07That's not true.
52:08That's not true.
52:09That's not true.
52:10We did it.
52:11We were going to clean it up.
52:13At first,
52:15I thought that the feeling of the cage was not going to be like that.
52:22But I was gradually caught up in that feeling.
52:26I was gradually caught up in that feeling.
52:28It was very interesting.
52:31It was new.
52:32It was interesting.
52:33Izuka, what do you think?
52:34I think it's a good story.
52:36I think it's a story that makes you feel sorry.
52:39It's a story that makes you feel sorry.
52:41It's a story that makes you feel sorry.
52:44I think it's a very good story.
52:47I liked it.
52:50Jiro, what do you think?
52:51Yes, it was interesting.
52:53I don't think there's a particular reason,
52:55but I thought it was interesting that the stall was so small.
53:00I thought,
53:01I thought,
53:03I thought,
53:04I thought,
53:05I thought,
53:06I thought,
53:08Thank you very much.
53:09Unfortunately, he's out of the game.
53:12Let's have a look on the real game.
53:13The first point difference is...
53:16You are to blame.
53:20It fits well.
53:22Wow, this is just awesome.
53:31Love Letters, good job!
53:36Thank you very much.
53:38The first stage has ended.
53:41There are three groups left.
53:43Who will get 10 million yen?
53:46Let's go to the final stage.