The Great Indian Kapil Show S 2 21st September 2024 - EP 1

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The Great Indian Kapil Show S 2 21st September 2024 - EP 1

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00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh
00:00:36Namaste, Adab, Sat Sri Akal, very good evening and welcome to The Great Indian Couple Show, Season 2
00:00:45Welcome to our new season
00:00:47And this season we will celebrate India and entertain the whole world
00:00:51Because there is no country like India in the world for celebration
00:00:55Woo
00:00:57There is a mood of celebration here for the whole year
00:01:03You see, the celebration of New Year starts on 31st December
00:01:08And some people can't even celebrate 1st January
00:01:12Because they party so much on the night of 31st that they get bail on 6th
00:01:19So some people's calendar starts from 6th January
00:01:21And if you see in that calendar, there is a line of holidays
00:01:27Lodi, Sankranti, Holi, Eid, Easter, Rakhi, Janmashtami, Navratri, Diwali, Christmas
00:01:33And the person reaches back to the New Year celebration
00:01:38There are holidays for all religions and festivals
00:01:41There are holidays for all great men like Jayanti
00:01:43Great men didn't take holidays on their birthdays
00:01:46They used to work for the development of the country
00:01:48But we are taking holidays on that day
00:01:50And we send messages to each other
00:01:52Remember, you won't get it tomorrow, write it today
00:01:56I mean, keep it
00:02:01If you compare it with the whole world
00:02:03India has the highest number of holidays in a year
00:02:07And our country is developing a lot even after that
00:02:10It means we Indians are so efficient that we work more in less time
00:02:14We give good results
00:02:17You can go to any country in the world
00:02:19You will find Indian doctors everywhere
00:02:21It's a matter of pride
00:02:22And more than that, when they fall sick
00:02:25They go to India to get their treatment
00:02:27Because the treatment is cheap here
00:02:29One tooth costs as much as the money outside
00:02:31Here, a person can get both of them changed
00:02:35And the remaining money is taken away by Shilajit
00:02:41Because you all know that after a while
00:02:43Surjeet, Daljeet, Baljeet don't work
00:02:46Then Shilajit works
00:02:52By the way, being cheap is India's biggest quality
00:02:55The amount of money you spend in one city in Europe
00:02:58You can spend half of it in India
00:03:00True
00:03:01So that no one thinks our country is expensive
00:03:03That's why we have kept our money cheap
00:03:07We give 84 rupees in a US dollar
00:03:11This is different
00:03:13Some of our shopkeepers sell things for Rs.10 in Rs.90
00:03:16And compare the difference between a rupee and a dollar
00:03:20How much is it?
00:03:21One Pani Puri is Rs.100
00:03:23Rs.100?
00:03:24Yes, sir
00:03:26There you go
00:03:27Yes, sir
00:03:28On the other hand, there are people in the country
00:03:30Who are giving free food to people all over the world
00:03:34There is no one greater than us in human service
00:03:41By the way, we all say that we are the sons of the country
00:03:44But it's not like that
00:03:45We have some sons-in-law
00:03:47Who throw garbage anywhere
00:03:53For such people, Swargi Atal Bihari Vajpayee
00:03:55Said that we have set foot on the moon
00:03:58But we have not yet learned how to walk on the ground
00:04:06Have you seen India's legacy?
00:04:08Have you seen India's legacy?
00:04:10No matter where you go in the world
00:04:11You will find a few forts
00:04:13But in our country, no matter which state you go to
00:04:15There are only forts
00:04:16Our kings have built forts
00:04:18Just like we don't make a family group on WhatsApp
00:04:23I have heard of a couple of kings
00:04:24Who had 50 rooms in their palaces
00:04:26And the same number of queens
00:04:29So one would fight with his wife and escape
00:04:31And in the other room, his wife would come out again
00:04:34And she would say,
00:04:35Welcome, King
00:04:36How did you remember us today?
00:04:38And he would say, I had already entered
00:04:43Many of our palaces are being used for weddings
00:04:45You can see
00:04:46People from abroad come here
00:04:48To do destination weddings
00:04:49Because they also feel
00:04:50That where hundreds of weddings of kings have been held
00:04:52At least one of ours will be held
00:04:55In the last few days,
00:04:56Mr. Ambani's son got married
00:04:58Bahubali film ran for 3 months
00:05:00His wedding ran for 8 months
00:05:04It was such an expensive wedding
00:05:06That people were eating in silver utensils
00:05:08Someone was telling me that
00:05:09They were seasoning lentils with gold
00:05:11Of 24 carats
00:05:12Yes, it's true
00:05:13The people who ate the lentils
00:05:15Were confused
00:05:16Should they go to the washroom the next day
00:05:17Or go to the jeweler?
00:05:21Dinesh had also gone with Mr. Mikka
00:05:23Yes
00:05:24He drank 12 bowls of lentils
00:05:27I said, why so much?
00:05:28He said, I want to make a gold pot
00:05:30I said, I want to make a gold pot
00:05:35Go and tell the lentils seller
00:05:36To just season the lentils
00:05:41When there are weddings
00:05:42Among middle class people
00:05:43My brother-in-law and uncle get upset
00:05:45That they didn't get paneer at the wedding
00:05:47They didn't get a photo with the bride
00:05:49They don't have such a problem
00:05:50They had a different problem
00:05:52They got a photo with Chunky Pandey
00:05:54But they didn't get to see Kim Kardashian
00:05:57In India, family is very important
00:06:00The Germans made a bike for two people
00:06:03Our people made a trolley
00:06:04And made a place for 12 people
00:06:07Sometimes you see a bike like this
00:06:09You can't see the bike
00:06:10You feel like people are flying
00:06:14That's right
00:06:16The police get confused
00:06:17When they see a car like this
00:06:18Should I drive a bike or a minibus?
00:06:20Look at this
00:06:21Stop
00:06:23Stop
00:06:24Stop
00:06:31India's people are very emotional
00:06:33And the most emotional person
00:06:35Comes from the mother's side
00:06:37In a film, Mitabh Bachchan
00:06:39Says that he has money, property, business
00:06:41He says all this
00:06:42And Shashi Kapoor says
00:06:44I have a mother
00:06:46End of the film
00:06:49All the unemployed mothers
00:06:50Are happy
00:06:52I have a mother
00:06:54Who has a father?
00:06:55No one knows
00:06:58All the emotions come from the mother
00:07:00Care like a mother
00:07:02Sweetness like a mother
00:07:04Food cooked by a mother
00:07:06And if you go to a dhaba
00:07:07All the cooks are fathers
00:07:08Fathers
00:07:12Even the lentils are mother's
00:07:14Have you ever heard of father's chickpeas?
00:07:18Mother's lentils
00:07:19No one has heard of father's bharta
00:07:21It's his daily meal
00:07:23Is he making a wife or a child?
00:07:25Yes, he's making a bharta
00:07:26But no one says
00:07:27You can't even sell shoes in the name of a father
00:07:31The thing is
00:07:32If there was no fear of a father's shoe
00:07:34We wouldn't be reformed today
00:07:36We would all be sons-in-law
00:07:37Oh brother
00:07:39Why are you distributing knowledge?
00:07:41Did you ask for it?
00:07:44Do your job of a comedian
00:07:46With your hands
00:07:47Hey
00:07:48And if you have less money
00:07:49Keep more with your hands
00:07:53What are you staring at?
00:07:54I'll hit you with my teeth
00:08:01As the public wishes
00:08:02So Arsena ji
00:08:03Let's start our season 2
00:08:05I'll go and check
00:08:06If our guests are okay
00:08:07And I'll go and change
00:08:08You can do it too
00:08:09You look beautiful
00:08:14What is this procedure?
00:08:15No no sir
00:08:16You can't go
00:08:17There are four people
00:08:18Who come to our airport
00:08:19We'll have to check
00:08:20Look
00:08:21This
00:08:22What?
00:08:23Sir
00:08:25Such a big underwear?
00:08:27I didn't expect you to wear such underwear
00:08:31Do you think this is mine?
00:08:32Look sir
00:08:33I make larger than life movies
00:08:35I don't wear larger than life underwear
00:08:37Really?
00:08:38Look at this
00:08:39Oh
00:08:40Madam you tell me
00:08:41Which brand are you wearing?
00:08:44Gucci
00:08:45Are you wearing Gucci?
00:08:47Only Gucci
00:08:48And you should know that
00:08:49That's true
00:08:50There is some confusion
00:08:51This is not his
00:08:52This
00:08:53Cobra
00:08:54Cobra
00:08:55Which brand is this sir?
00:08:56How do I know?
00:08:57It's not mine
00:08:59It's not yours?
00:09:00No
00:09:01Cobra
00:09:02Oh god
00:09:03Are you okay?
00:09:04I'm okay
00:09:05But I found out
00:09:06Your bag
00:09:07Has been exchanged with someone
00:09:08Oh
00:09:09And the one who has been exchanged
00:09:10I know
00:09:11I'll take you there
00:09:12Come sir
00:09:13You are coming?
00:09:14You are our guest
00:09:15How are you roaming around with a bag?
00:09:17But this is not mine
00:09:18Come
00:09:19I'll take you
00:09:20Come
00:09:21Oh god
00:09:22This ridiculous situation
00:09:27I'll show you how I'm looking
00:09:29Pinky boy
00:09:30Changing clothes twice in a day
00:09:31Looking so good
00:09:34Our guests can come anytime
00:09:36So guys are you ready?
00:09:37Yes
00:09:46Welcome
00:09:47Welcome sir
00:09:50Welcome Alia
00:09:51Welcome
00:09:52Welcome
00:09:53Welcome
00:09:54Welcome sir
00:09:58A round of applause for Karan sir
00:10:00And for Alia
00:10:09What welcome are you talking about Kapil?
00:10:11What do you mean by welcome?
00:10:13Is this how you welcome your guests?
00:10:15Do you know what has happened to me because of you?
00:10:17Sir he is that guy
00:10:18He is that guy
00:10:19Who is this skinny witch?
00:10:20What are you doing with him?
00:10:23Yeah
00:10:24Our side's Munjia
00:10:25Anyway
00:10:32You are trending in 192 countries
00:10:34You have such a big show
00:10:35Worldwide famous
00:10:36Thank you sir
00:10:37And this is what you do with your guests?
00:10:38What?
00:10:39What has happened to us
00:10:41Are these my underwear?
00:10:42What?
00:10:45I know size matters but not this big
00:10:49What?
00:10:50Tell me
00:10:51In 192 countries
00:10:53This guy who is trending
00:10:55He brings his underwear from the station
00:10:57If I am coming in 192 countries
00:10:58Should I start wearing lingerie?
00:11:03You have such a big house
00:11:05So why did you buy this 2BHK?
00:11:10But Karan sir also wears it right?
00:11:11No no he wears branded
00:11:12He doesn't wear underwear like you
00:11:14So he wears branded
00:11:15I don't wear Khanda
00:11:17This is my grandfather's
00:11:18I love this underwear
00:11:19Oh god
00:11:22I just took it off
00:11:24I told you not to improvise
00:11:25This is your last episode
00:11:31Whoever has it
00:11:32Like Karan sir got films in Rajsat
00:11:34Alia got acting
00:11:35I got this
00:11:37Whoever's grandfather had it
00:11:38He gave it to me
00:11:40You leave from here
00:11:42My bag
00:11:43Where is his bag?
00:11:44His bag is in my car
00:11:45Okay
00:11:46My bag
00:11:47Keep it in my car
00:11:48Keep his bag in his car
00:11:49Okay
00:11:50Now bring the bag
00:11:51And put your face in the juicer
00:11:52And get beetroot juice
00:12:02Karan sir and Alia
00:12:03Welcome you both
00:12:04Thank you
00:12:05We are celebrating India
00:12:06And you know
00:12:07In India
00:12:08We take care of our relations
00:12:10We also take care of the things
00:12:11That are related to them
00:12:12This is our Dinesh
00:12:13On guitar
00:12:14Dinesh sir on guitar
00:12:15Yes
00:12:16Red guitar
00:12:17He has kept his grandfather's denture
00:12:20He eats normal food
00:12:21With his teeth
00:12:22When halwa puri is made
00:12:23He eats it with his grandfather's teeth
00:12:24Why?
00:12:25He says grandfather will also like it
00:12:26He used to like it
00:12:30Once grandfather came out of the photo
00:12:32He said if you had fed me
00:12:33While I was alive
00:12:34Why would I die?
00:12:40But Karan sir
00:12:41I thought that
00:12:42This film Jigra
00:12:43Is about a brother-sister relationship
00:12:45In which Alia
00:12:46Protects her brother
00:12:48I didn't know that
00:12:49You are also a hero in it
00:12:50Me?
00:12:51I am not a hero in the film
00:12:52Then what is this?
00:12:53This?
00:12:54Your current look
00:12:55My current look
00:12:56Look I have come
00:12:57For my Miss Braganza
00:13:08Because
00:13:09Whenever
00:13:10Whenever you see
00:13:11Her face
00:13:12She comes
00:13:13Miss Braganza
00:13:14Aha
00:13:15Aha
00:13:18So I have come
00:13:19As Aha
00:13:20For Miss Braganza
00:13:21You are looking very handsome
00:13:23You all know
00:13:24That Karan sir
00:13:25Launched Alia
00:13:26And his bonding
00:13:27Is amazing
00:13:28Karan sir
00:13:29What do you see
00:13:30In Alia?
00:13:31A friend?
00:13:32Daughter?
00:13:33Daughter?
00:13:34Uncle?
00:13:35You must be seeing
00:13:36A relationship like this
00:13:37Uncle?
00:13:38I mean
00:13:39Look
00:13:40I am
00:13:41Alia's father
00:13:42Yes
00:13:43But for the first time
00:13:44When I got that
00:13:45Mother, father
00:13:46That paternal feeling
00:13:47When it came
00:13:48It came with Alia
00:13:49And
00:13:50We were in a vanity van
00:13:51And
00:13:52I was actually
00:13:53Doing a photo shoot
00:13:54There was a look test
00:13:55Of Alia
00:13:56She didn't know
00:13:57Whether she will be in the film
00:13:58What is the name of the film
00:13:59She didn't know anything
00:14:00Okay
00:14:01She was going to
00:14:02Fit herself
00:14:03For the last three months
00:14:04She didn't eat anything
00:14:05So
00:14:06After the photo session
00:14:07I went in the van
00:14:08And her mummy was
00:14:09Soni
00:14:10And I gave her
00:14:11A big cupcake
00:14:12Just you know
00:14:13Just as a whatever
00:14:14So I told her
00:14:15You are on the film
00:14:16And I am directing the film
00:14:17So she became
00:14:18Very emotional
00:14:19And her
00:14:20First thought was
00:14:21Can I eat this?
00:14:27Then
00:14:28I
00:14:29I felt
00:14:30The mother's love
00:14:31The father inside
00:14:32Came out
00:14:33And that day
00:14:34Today
00:14:35She is my first daughter
00:14:36How sweet
00:14:41Alia
00:14:42What do you see in Karan sir?
00:14:44Friend
00:14:45Elder brother
00:14:46Uncle
00:14:47What feeling do you get?
00:14:48I think Karan
00:14:49Is everything for me
00:14:50Mentor
00:14:51Friend
00:14:52Like a father
00:14:54He is a co-producer
00:14:55With this film
00:14:56Wow
00:14:57I would like to say
00:14:58With pride
00:14:59That
00:15:00Alia is
00:15:01Producing with me
00:15:02And for me
00:15:03There can't be
00:15:04More pride
00:15:05I am producing
00:15:06A film with her
00:15:10Karan sir
00:15:11Some people believe
00:15:12And you have been caught
00:15:13Doing this
00:15:14Some people believe
00:15:15That in the industry
00:15:16They run
00:15:17Marriage bureaus
00:15:18You are fixing
00:15:19Program of big people
00:15:20Marriage bureau
00:15:22I have brought
00:15:23Many people's relationship
00:15:24Forward
00:15:25They are married
00:15:26But see
00:15:27I am single
00:15:28Halwai doesn't eat
00:15:29Her sweets
00:15:33Alia
00:15:34When you were
00:15:35Going to marry Ranbir
00:15:36Did you take
00:15:37Any advice
00:15:38As a marriage consultant
00:15:39Or as a friend
00:15:40Or as a father figure
00:15:41Let me tell you one thing
00:15:42About Karan
00:15:43I don't know
00:15:44Whether he actually
00:15:45Does anything
00:15:46But he has
00:15:47Some sixth sense
00:15:48So he says it
00:15:49From the beginning
00:15:50I think
00:15:51They will make a pair
00:15:52So when
00:15:53Ranbir and I
00:15:54Became friends
00:15:56Became friends
00:15:57Became friends
00:16:01He very clearly
00:16:02Told me
00:16:03Alia I think this is it
00:16:04Yeah I knew it
00:16:05I knew when
00:16:06She started
00:16:07Becoming a friend
00:16:08That this relationship
00:16:10Will go till marriage
00:16:12And this will be
00:16:13The rest of her life
00:16:14Wow
00:16:17And we have
00:16:18Spoken a lot
00:16:19With Karan sir and Alia
00:16:20Please come sir
00:16:21Welcome
00:16:27Last time when
00:16:28We met Alia
00:16:29At the time of RRR
00:16:30Alia came
00:16:31She wasn't even married
00:16:32Now Alia
00:16:33Has become a mother
00:16:34And she has
00:16:35Been such a lovely daughter
00:16:36Wow
00:16:37Karan sir has
00:16:38Two kids
00:16:39I have two kids
00:16:40The whole family
00:16:41Is sitting here
00:16:42This feels like
00:16:43An episode of
00:16:44HUM SAATH SAATH
00:16:47See after having kids
00:16:48In a parent's life
00:16:49There is a lot of
00:16:50Discipline
00:16:51To go home on time
00:16:52To eat on time
00:16:53What changes
00:16:54Have come in your life
00:16:55Sir?
00:16:56The biggest change
00:16:57Two have come
00:16:58In my life
00:16:59One is
00:17:00I think a lot
00:17:01About the future
00:17:02About the kids
00:17:03About this and that
00:17:04I have to make
00:17:05A path for them
00:17:06Because I am
00:17:07In two groups
00:17:08Where every morning
00:17:09A mother will say
00:17:10Good morning ladies
00:17:11And I have to say
00:17:12Sir I am also here
00:17:16I have two kids
00:17:17They are my twins
00:17:18So Yash is in
00:17:19An A division
00:17:20Ruhi is in the B division
00:17:21So both have
00:17:22Separate whatsapp groups
00:17:23Which means
00:17:24With 60 mothers
00:17:25I have
00:17:26Daily communication
00:17:30Alia last time
00:17:31When Neetu ma'am
00:17:32Came here
00:17:33She was saying
00:17:34That Ranbir
00:17:35Ranbir is
00:17:36A quiet
00:17:37Quiet boy
00:17:38But when Raha
00:17:39Comes
00:17:40His eyes
00:17:41Shine
00:17:42The relationship
00:17:43Between Raha and Ranbir
00:17:44Is one for the ages
00:17:45There is
00:17:46A friendship
00:17:47Between them
00:17:48He invents
00:17:49Some random
00:17:50Games with Raha
00:17:51Like
00:17:52You want to go
00:17:53And touch clothes
00:17:54In the cupboard
00:17:55Yes
00:17:56Raha will say
00:17:57There will be
00:17:58Some sensory play
00:17:59With clothes
00:18:00With shirts
00:18:01This is velvet
00:18:02This is suede
00:18:03This is cotton
00:18:05He will make that
00:18:06Into a very serious thing
00:18:07So he is very
00:18:08Adventurous
00:18:09He is too creative
00:18:10When you see
00:18:11He is very
00:18:12Enduring
00:18:13Does he do
00:18:14Any nappy changing?
00:18:15He does now
00:18:16He sings
00:18:17There is a lullaby
00:18:18Which our
00:18:19Nurse
00:18:20Has been singing
00:18:21To Raha
00:18:22Since childhood
00:18:23In Malayalam
00:18:24Unni wawawo
00:18:25Munni wawawo
00:18:26There is a song
00:18:27Whenever Raha
00:18:28Has to sleep
00:18:29He says
00:18:30Mama wawo
00:18:31Papa wawo
00:18:32That's her
00:18:33It's so cute
00:18:34To go to sleep
00:18:35Now Ranbir has learnt
00:18:36How to sing
00:18:37Munni wawawo
00:18:38Do you know
00:18:39My kids
00:18:40Their sisters
00:18:41Who are
00:18:42Seven and a half
00:18:43Years old
00:18:44My children
00:18:45Speak fluent
00:18:46Malayalam
00:18:47That's a wonderful
00:18:48Thing
00:18:49And they understand
00:18:50Malayalam
00:18:51They speak
00:18:52Fluently
00:18:53It happens
00:18:54When I heard
00:18:55Ranbir
00:18:56I was thinking
00:18:57On one hand
00:18:58We saw
00:18:59Ranbir in
00:19:00Animals
00:19:01In his
00:19:02Ferocious form
00:19:03And on the other
00:19:04Hand
00:19:05Munni wawawo
00:19:06After having
00:19:07Kids
00:19:08A lot of things
00:19:09Change
00:19:10Like Mahesh Bhatt
00:19:11Is a very
00:19:12Intellectual
00:19:13Serious person
00:19:14Yes
00:19:15Have you ever
00:19:16Seen him
00:19:17Doing this
00:19:18With Raha
00:19:19When he does
00:19:20When he does
00:19:21Video calls
00:19:22He calls him
00:19:23Geepa
00:19:24Means
00:19:25Grandpa
00:19:26So Geepa
00:19:27Geepa
00:19:28And he does
00:19:29This thing
00:19:30Okay
00:20:01Punjabi
00:20:02Samosa
00:20:03Aloo ka pakoda
00:20:04Gujarati
00:20:05Ka dhokla
00:20:06I'm like
00:20:07Mama
00:20:08What is this?
00:20:09She said
00:20:10She said
00:20:11No
00:20:12Whenever I
00:20:13Have to be
00:20:14Changing the
00:20:15Diaper
00:20:16I used to
00:20:17Want to eat
00:20:18You up
00:20:19Eat you up
00:20:20So I
00:20:21Had to
00:20:22Take all these
00:20:23Names
00:20:24I'm like
00:20:25Idli
00:20:26I like dhokla
00:20:27I like pakoda
00:20:28I like samosa
00:20:29Normally
00:20:30There's no
00:20:31Storyteller
00:20:32When you
00:20:33Tell your kids
00:20:34Stories
00:20:35Are they like
00:20:36Raja Rani
00:20:37Or Rahul
00:20:38Ranjini
00:20:39Suddenly Tina
00:20:40Comes
00:20:41I
00:20:42Am shocked
00:20:43By myself
00:20:44That I
00:20:45Used to
00:20:46Tell them
00:20:47So many
00:20:48Bad stories
00:20:49They were
00:20:50So attached
00:20:51To animals
00:20:52They used to
00:20:53Like to hear
00:20:54About lions
00:20:55And tigers
00:20:56And elephants
00:20:57And birds
00:20:58So I
00:20:59Telling
00:21:00Children
00:21:01Was their
00:21:02Favourite emotion
00:21:03There used to be
00:21:04A lot of
00:21:05Narratives
00:21:06I used to
00:21:07Tell them
00:21:08But never
00:21:09About humans
00:21:10Only about
00:21:11Animals
00:21:12But I noticed
00:21:13In your reels
00:21:14Yash and Ruhi
00:21:15Laugh a lot
00:21:16At you
00:21:17I was just
00:21:18Going to say
00:21:19They really
00:21:20Troll him
00:21:21Yeah
00:21:22Dada
00:21:23What are you
00:21:24Saying
00:21:25My biggest
00:21:26Trollers
00:21:27Are them
00:21:28They used to
00:21:29Follow me
00:21:30What to wear
00:21:31Why my hair
00:21:32Is like this
00:21:33We used to
00:21:34Go for events
00:21:35For shoots
00:21:36We used to
00:21:37Put on make up
00:21:38They used to
00:21:39Follow me
00:21:40Why are you
00:21:41Wearing make up
00:21:42So I used to
00:21:43Tell them
00:21:44What to say
00:21:45In front of the camera
00:21:46We have to
00:21:47Do make up
00:21:48And they used to
00:21:49Come with
00:21:50Costume design
00:21:51With clothes
00:21:52So they keep
00:21:53Wondering
00:21:54What is happening
00:21:55Because they
00:21:56Don't know
00:21:57What to wear
00:21:58So they
00:21:59Ask them
00:22:00What does your
00:22:01Dada do
00:22:02And they say
00:22:03We are very
00:22:04Confused
00:22:05We don't know
00:22:06What they do
00:22:07They don't know
00:22:08So friends
00:22:09We have
00:22:10Two more
00:22:11Guests
00:22:12With us
00:22:13Let's call them
00:22:14Please welcome
00:22:15Actor
00:22:16Vidhang Raina
00:22:17And director
00:22:18Mr. Vasan Bala
00:22:23Give them
00:22:24A big hand
00:22:25Welcome
00:22:26Welcome
00:22:27Welcome
00:22:28Welcome
00:22:29Welcome
00:22:30Welcome
00:22:31Welcome
00:22:32Welcome
00:22:33Welcome
00:22:36Sir
00:22:37Please sit
00:22:38I want to
00:22:39Tell my audience
00:22:40If you are
00:22:41Feeling
00:22:42That he
00:22:43Repairs
00:22:44Rockets
00:22:45In this room
00:22:46It's not like that
00:22:47He is the
00:22:48Director
00:22:49Of this movie
00:22:50Repairs
00:22:51Rockets
00:22:52Scientist
00:22:53Type
00:22:54Personality
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:59Vasant sir the look you have...
00:23:02...long white hair and all this...
00:23:04...do you look a bit lazy or do you want others...
00:23:06...to consider you experienced?
00:23:08This is a post-production look.
00:23:11So...
00:23:13...I thought I looked like Amol Gupta in it.
00:23:18When you leave your hair open?
00:23:20Yeah, I tied it and someone said it looks like Anubhav Sena.
00:23:23So...
00:23:24You had kept the army in the water at night.
00:23:26Yes.
00:23:31It has shrunk a little.
00:23:34Sir, I saw the trailer. It's a great film.
00:23:36Thank you. Thank you so much.
00:23:37Congratulations.
00:23:39Vedang, you see, he is from Kashmir.
00:23:42And he is so fresh. He looks like the first apple of the first box.
00:23:48The first apple of the first box.
00:23:50He comes fresh.
00:23:52Who will take you from Kashmir?
00:23:53I mean, I am talking to a boy.
00:23:55Who found you and brought you here, Vedang?
00:23:57Actually, I have never lived in Kashmir.
00:23:58Okay.
00:23:59But my family is from there.
00:24:01My parents were from Delhi.
00:24:02I was born there.
00:24:03And when I was born, I came here.
00:24:05So I have lived in Mumbai all my life.
00:24:07But yes, I am from Kashmir.
00:24:10So no one broke me and brought me here.
00:24:15Let me tell you about Mr. Vasant.
00:24:16He used to be an assistant with Anurag Kashyap.
00:24:19Your film, Jigra, is about a brother and sister.
00:24:22His films are mostly about mother and sister.
00:24:28How did you come up with the idea of making a film about a brother and sister relationship?
00:24:32So when we met, he was asking what the story was.
00:24:36After Monica, all the producers we met said that someone has died.
00:24:40And four to five people are suspects.
00:24:42So he was the first producer who asked what the story was.
00:24:45What story do you want to make?
00:24:47Okay.
00:24:47So that's how the story began.
00:24:52And anyway, it's all about family.
00:24:57We have heard that Vedant is a big fan of Alia.
00:25:02And he is working with her in Jigra.
00:25:04But yes, you are playing the role of a brother.
00:25:07So it must be that you got a Rs. 2,000 note
00:25:10and found out that the note was banned.
00:25:18So are you happy that you are working with Alia?
00:25:20I am very happy.
00:25:21Or are you sad that I am doing it, but I am playing the role of a brother?
00:25:24No, I am happy, obviously, because...
00:25:26He is happy.
00:25:31Where do you get the most happiness?
00:25:41I get it on the set.
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:43And I got the opportunity to play the role of a brother.
00:25:46And I got the opportunity to work with Alia.
00:25:49And I have been a fan of her for a long time.
00:25:52So just to be sharing the screen space with her
00:25:55is a big deal for me.
00:25:57You all know Karan sir's films.
00:25:59No one can make a film better than his.
00:26:02These days, he is making films like Kill and Jigra.
00:26:05Sir, have you lost faith in love?
00:26:10Karan, tell us now.
00:26:11The true story.
00:26:13What is in my mind is the same.
00:26:14I also need Jigra.
00:26:16I have to kill a lot of people.
00:26:21I am already in love.
00:26:23What happens with love? You know it.
00:26:25Nothing. You have two or three kids.
00:26:26I have kids without love.
00:26:29What do I want from love?
00:26:32You all know that Alia did a spy film, Razi, before marriage.
00:26:35It was an amazing film, Razi.
00:26:36Amazing.
00:26:37And even now, after marriage,
00:26:39she is doing a spy world with Yash Raj.
00:26:42Yes.
00:26:42Alia, what do you think?
00:26:44Girls are better spies before marriage
00:26:47or after marriage?
00:26:49Let me come to a straight point.
00:26:50Have you ever spied on Ranbir?
00:26:52There is no need to spy.
00:26:54I am going to tell you something today
00:26:56that you might not know.
00:26:57What?
00:26:58Ranbir already had a girl in his life.
00:27:01Really?
00:27:02Yes.
00:27:06Shall I call her?
00:27:07Are you calling her on the show?
00:27:09Yes, I will call her.
00:27:11Madam, please come out.
00:27:12Come on.
00:27:38Hi, Dappli.
00:27:42Hello.
00:27:43Hello, Asant sir.
00:27:44Toughly, I work here in Duty Free.
00:27:47Hello.
00:27:48You can check out too.
00:27:51Not me, you can check out the stuff.
00:27:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:27:57I've got some stuff.
00:27:59Language? Look, he said, he's got some stuff.
00:28:00Have you brought a Jhinga?
00:28:01It's a duty free, it's an airport.
00:28:03Say something. I have fresh perfumes, fresh alcohol.
00:28:07You think I will listen to you?
00:28:09Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:28:11Hi, Edaan.
00:28:12Hi.
00:28:13How are you?
00:28:14Duffley here.
00:28:15Hi.
00:28:16Important stuff has come.
00:28:17Do you want to check it out?
00:28:18He is young.
00:28:19He doesn't drink that much.
00:28:20I am not talking about the drink.
00:28:21I am talking about the perfume.
00:28:22Is this a perfume?
00:28:23Oh, sorry.
00:28:24My hand fell down.
00:28:25My hand is here.
00:28:26The perfume has come.
00:28:27Do you want to check it out?
00:28:28Do you know what we have?
00:28:29There is something in the perfume.
00:28:30Is it?
00:28:31Yes.
00:28:32Which brand is this?
00:28:33This is a brand of Dharma.
00:28:34What brand is this?
00:28:35This is a brand of Dharma.
00:28:36This is a brand of Dharma.
00:28:37This is a brand of Dharma.
00:28:38This is a brand of Dharma.
00:28:39This is a brand of Dharma.
00:28:41Hello Karan Singh.
00:28:44Hello.
00:28:45Hi, Duffley, here.
00:28:46Hi, Duffley.
00:28:47I am very happy to see your fat loss.
00:28:49Who feels happy to see a fat loss?
00:28:51You mean my loss.
00:28:52No, I meant to say...
00:28:53...that you are happy to see heavy loss.
00:28:55Yes.
00:28:56Kabila, you have to take care of yourself.
00:29:00Why?
00:29:01You should also learn something.
00:29:02Work A little during the day.
00:29:03Yes.
00:29:04I go for walks.
00:29:05Why?
00:29:06Do you know that somebody goes to dry betel,
00:29:07someone comes from the plantation
00:29:08and says that he is going for a walk.
00:29:09I'm not going to sit here with your statue, I've got people from Jigra here, I've got to talk to them.
00:29:17Karan sir, I really liked the trailer.
00:29:19Vedang, I really liked the trailer.
00:29:20Do watch it.
00:29:21Vasim sir, I really liked the trailer.
00:29:23Why aren't you telling Alia about this?
00:29:25Sorry, you're here too?
00:29:27Oh God!
00:29:29She's been sitting here from the start.
00:29:31Didn't you see her?
00:29:32No, I didn't notice.
00:29:33Oh.
00:29:35Good to see you.
00:29:36Good to see you.
00:29:38You're Alia Bhatt, right?
00:29:45I'm Alia Bhatt Kapoor.
00:29:47Alia Bhatt Kapoor.
00:29:54Kapoor.
00:29:55Kapoor.
00:29:56I know.
00:29:59I was going to come to your wedding, but sorry.
00:30:01But I didn't invite you.
00:30:04That's why you didn't come.
00:30:11But yes, I was a little busy.
00:30:13If you had invited me, I wouldn't have been able to come.
00:30:15She wasn't busy, Alia.
00:30:16She had gone to see the men's dance with half a bottle of alcohol.
00:30:20She was feeling sad that day.
00:30:22Why should I be sad?
00:30:25Why should I be sad?
00:30:29You had a relationship with Ranbir.
00:30:33What?
00:30:37She used to call herself Duffley Kapoor.
00:30:39Before your wedding.
00:30:41Yes, now I'm Duffley ex-Kapoor.
00:30:44I mean, the relationship was, not is.
00:30:46It's all in the past now.
00:30:48I've forgotten, Kavil.
00:30:49I'm a girl of the new generation now.
00:30:51Sorry.
00:30:53I've moved on in life now.
00:30:56Okay.
00:30:57Yes, I've moved on in life.
00:30:58I enjoy my 9 to 5 job now.
00:31:01I like it.
00:31:03I don't need anything else.
00:31:04I'm happy in life.
00:31:05And boys?
00:31:06Boys are like flies.
00:31:07If you fly one, you get six.
00:31:09I don't care.
00:31:11I'm very happy actually.
00:31:14You don't look happy.
00:31:16No, I'm happy.
00:31:18How can a man be happy?
00:31:19I party, I roam around, I have fun.
00:31:22This is happiness.
00:31:23What else?
00:31:29I'm having a...
00:31:34I'm having a...
00:31:48Why are you crying?
00:31:49I'm not happy.
00:31:54How can you guys act for 3 hours?
00:31:59I was acting, I can't act.
00:32:04I miss them.
00:32:08Who?
00:32:09Riffat, my love is gone.
00:32:11Riffat, my love is gone.
00:32:14Riffat, my love is gone.
00:32:19You just said you've moved on.
00:32:22I had moved on yesterday.
00:32:24Then?
00:32:25I came here and they turned me off.
00:32:29Then I saw...
00:32:31What?
00:32:34What?
00:32:56What is going on?
00:33:03What?
00:33:12Why are you sad after all this?
00:33:16What else do you want?
00:33:17What had to happen, happened.
00:33:23My heart is broken.
00:33:26My heart is broken.
00:33:32My heart is broken.
00:33:37You have broken it.
00:33:40My heart is broken.
00:33:45You have broken it.
00:33:47You have broken it.
00:34:18You have broken it.
00:34:21You have broken it.
00:34:24You have broken it.
00:34:27You have broken it.
00:34:30You have broken it.
00:34:33You have broken it.
00:34:36You have broken it.
00:34:39You have broken it.
00:34:42You have broken it.
00:34:44You have broken it.
00:34:48My heart is broken.
00:34:53You have broken it.
00:34:56My heart is broken.
00:35:01You have broken it.
00:35:04My heart is broken.
00:35:09You have broken it.
00:35:11My heart is broken.
00:35:15You have broken it.
00:35:19My heart is broken.
00:35:24You have broken it.
00:35:28Your love,
00:35:31which is my love,
00:35:36has now become yours.
00:35:47Come.
00:35:51This is also not opening.
00:35:55This is also stuck.
00:35:58Ms. Archana, my everything is stuck.
00:36:00Wow.
00:36:03Pappu.
00:36:05Pappu, open it.
00:36:07Wow.
00:36:25I was the one who was cheated.
00:36:31I am in love with someone else.
00:36:39Kapil, I want to go home.
00:36:41I want to go home.
00:36:42Kapil, I want to go home.
00:36:43Kapil, I want to go home.
00:36:44Kapil, I want to go home.
00:36:45Kapil, I want to go home.
00:36:47Come on, who has stopped you?
00:36:49I am feeling shy.
00:36:50I want to go home.
00:36:52Who has stopped you?
00:36:55Me.
00:36:57Hello.
00:37:00I want to go to their house, not mine.
00:37:07Let's go.
00:37:10Please. Please. Can anything be done?
00:37:12No, nothing can be done.
00:37:14My heart is broken.
00:37:19You have broken it.
00:37:22My heart is broken.
00:37:26If it doesn't happen, then it's okay.
00:37:27Wish you a merry life, happy.
00:37:29It's okay.
00:37:39Sorry Alia, she says anything.
00:37:41And you know people say anything about celebrities.
00:37:44People get itchy to comment.
00:37:46Let me show you something.
00:37:47Please, show it here.
00:37:49Very funny, sweet one.
00:37:50Sweet one.
00:37:58So this is a photo of Alia and Ranbir.
00:38:01It's a very nice picture.
00:38:02Let's see the comments below.
00:38:03Oh God.
00:38:05Looks like the invitation has only come to Alia.
00:38:07That's why Ranbir has covered his face.
00:38:12Where were you going, Alia?
00:38:14Whose photo is this?
00:38:15This is Anant Ambani's wedding photo.
00:38:17Okay, let's see the comments.
00:38:21Alia Bilaik.
00:38:22First let's see what's in the buffet.
00:38:24Accordingly, we will put the gifts in the envelope.
00:38:29What gifts will we give them?
00:38:33They don't have the capacity.
00:38:35Show some more.
00:38:38Madam, Ranbir's kajal has spread.
00:38:45Someone replied to him below.
00:38:47His kajal didn't spread.
00:38:48It's you who is spreading the kajal.
00:38:52Show some more.
00:38:53People are too funny.
00:38:56Oh, Karan sir, what are you doing?
00:39:02The most gorgeous stay, the best hospitality,
00:39:05best food and the best energy you can encounter.
00:39:07Hotel property, Suryagad.
00:39:09When you are given a stay in a hotel for free,
00:39:11you have to write.
00:39:13Okay.
00:39:14I know.
00:39:15I don't know why you lie.
00:39:16Shaul by Vipul Shah.
00:39:18So, was Shaul also a sponsor?
00:39:21No, I think I bought Shaul.
00:39:23But I thought of promoting him.
00:39:25It's thoughtful.
00:39:27Yes, show.
00:39:29If Batman was born in Rajasthan.
00:39:33It's good.
00:39:35The comments that you have done,
00:39:37the other comments,
00:39:38thank you, we are not reading them.
00:39:40Because they will be R-rated.
00:39:43Show some more.
00:39:46Uncle was upset that he didn't get the importance name at the wedding.
00:39:53Show some more.
00:39:54Too good.
00:39:56I saw him while getting this photo clicked.
00:39:58After that, he flew away.
00:40:04Show some more.
00:40:07After sitting on a camel, the condition becomes like this.
00:40:14Good God.
00:40:15If he would have been sitting on the hot sand of Rajasthan,
00:40:17sometimes happiness, sometimes sorrow,
00:40:18both would have become red.
00:40:25Show some more.
00:40:27So, the picture of staying in a hotel for free has come.
00:40:29What was the joke?
00:40:34What is this?
00:40:35Where is this photo from?
00:40:36I don't know.
00:40:37It was a concert.
00:40:38So, I went there.
00:40:39This is also the same.
00:40:40I mean, for free.
00:40:42Nice picture.
00:40:43Let's see the comments.
00:40:45Vedang, while explaining to the security,
00:40:47believe me, I am 18 years old.
00:40:51My beard, moustache, don't go.
00:40:55Show some more.
00:40:56Very good.
00:40:58When I don't get the entry,
00:40:59I also come out of the gate,
00:41:00click the photo and put it in.
00:41:06Show some more.
00:41:09Vasan sir's photo, chin up.
00:41:11Vasan sir, where did you click this photo?
00:41:13This was a non-fiction series.
00:41:15So, I think,
00:41:17it had something to do with that.
00:41:18Let's see the comments.
00:41:20Chambur's Einstein.
00:41:27Look at Einstein's spelling.
00:41:31I thought my English is bad.
00:41:33After fighting with him.
00:41:41Chambur's Einstein.
00:41:44Looks like he has a problem with hangovers.
00:41:47That's why he has a lemon tree at home.
00:41:55Why is that a bad comment?
00:42:02Alia.
00:42:03Too good.
00:42:05Come, let's see more.
00:42:06Oh, God.
00:42:07I don't understand,
00:42:08are your hair more curly or lemon?
00:42:14The hangover was too good.
00:42:16Hangover was too good.
00:42:17Oh, God. Too good.
00:42:18Show some more.
00:42:19Sir, are you posing
00:42:20or waiting for the bathroom to get empty?
00:42:25Someone replied,
00:42:26Sir, don't wait,
00:42:27knock on the door,
00:42:28otherwise people often
00:42:29open Instagram and sit in the bathroom.
00:42:31It's true.
00:42:32That's true.
00:42:33It's true.
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:36Show some more.
00:42:38Sir, for such thick hair,
00:42:39is it necessary to have a surname Bala?
00:42:41Or does it happen with oil too?
00:42:45Too good.
00:42:47Show some more.
00:42:49This is Alia's photo.
00:42:50It was a call to the garden of time
00:42:52and an ode to art and eternity.
00:42:53Wow.
00:42:54It's a very long caption.
00:42:55It's very long.
00:42:56Where is this photo from, Alia?
00:42:57This is Met Gala.
00:42:58Very nice.
00:42:59It's a very nice picture.
00:43:01Come, let's see the comments.
00:43:04Looks like his mom got him shopping too,
00:43:06that's why he got a big size.
00:43:09Someone replied,
00:43:10son, I think your dad got you a mobile too.
00:43:17Show some more.
00:43:19If this sari gets old,
00:43:20get it made of this.
00:43:25Nice.
00:43:26Very nice.
00:43:27A big round of applause
00:43:28for our funny comments.
00:43:32It's such a beautiful dress, Alia.
00:43:33Didn't it come to your mind
00:43:34that someone actually wrote
00:43:35that I should cut it
00:43:36and make a separate sari out of it?
00:43:39No.
00:43:40But Ms. Archana,
00:43:41learn from this.
00:43:42All the dresses she has,
00:43:44she gets it cut
00:43:45and makes a kurta out of Mr. Parmeet's.
00:43:49That 6 feet 2 inches tall man,
00:43:52can he make a kurta out of my clothes?
00:43:55He can.
00:43:56That's what I was wondering.
00:43:57Whenever Mr. Parmeet comes,
00:43:58why do all his kurtas
00:43:59look like a frog?
00:44:01They're open from the bottom.
00:44:03But it happens.
00:44:04A normal person,
00:44:05for example,
00:44:06Mr. Parmeet,
00:44:07when he got a big cloth stall,
00:44:08he got the curtains made.
00:44:10He had some cloth left,
00:44:11so he made a lungi for his father.
00:44:13Once he had to get the curtains washed,
00:44:15the curtain maker came.
00:44:16Oh, lungi.
00:44:19Oh, God.
00:44:20So his father quickly
00:44:21turned into a film trophy.
00:44:28Sir, look,
00:44:29this film is about
00:44:30brother and sister bonding.
00:44:32You all know
00:44:33Karan sir and Alia's bonding.
00:44:34Let's do a little test.
00:44:36How much bonding do you have?
00:44:38I'll say a few lines.
00:44:39You'll have headphones on your ears.
00:44:41Oh, God.
00:44:42You have to guess
00:44:43what I said
00:44:44based on the lip movement.
00:44:45And then you have to
00:44:46translate it to Alia.
00:44:48What does Alia say
00:44:49to Vedant
00:44:50and what happens
00:44:51when she gets there?
00:44:52We all have headphones.
00:44:53Yes.
00:44:54Yes.
00:45:02This game will be played honestly.
00:45:04Okay, the first one is
00:45:05Shaniwar bana funny war.
00:45:11Shaniwar bana funny war.
00:45:13Chhe wale barfi.
00:45:19Say it again.
00:45:20Shaniwar bana funny war.
00:45:23Oh, my God.
00:45:30Whatever you understood.
00:45:32Chhe wale barfi wale bade dil wale.
00:45:44Chhe wale barfi.
00:45:46Huh?
00:45:47Chhe wale.
00:45:48Jail wale.
00:45:52Chhe wale barfi bade dil wale.
00:45:57Jail wale barfi.
00:46:00Kuch toh kuch toh barfi.
00:46:01Barfi.
00:46:07What did you say?
00:46:08Say it again.
00:46:11Jail wale barfi bade dil wale.
00:46:14Dil wale.
00:46:15I don't know.
00:46:16I don't know.
00:46:22Jail wale barfi.
00:46:24I've done rubbish.
00:46:27What was the second one?
00:46:28Huh?
00:46:29Huh?
00:46:30Jail wale barfi uske baad.
00:46:34I'm lost.
00:46:37Jail wale barfi.
00:46:39Sher wale barfi.
00:46:40Yes.
00:46:41Sher wale barfi.
00:46:43I'm tired.
00:46:44Bade dil wale.
00:46:45Bade dil wale.
00:46:46Dil wale.
00:46:47Sher wale barfi bade dil wale.
00:46:49Is mine louder?
00:46:51Very nice. Done.
00:46:57What was it?
00:46:59You said,
00:47:00Chhe wale barfi bade dil wale.
00:47:02Dil wale.
00:47:03What did you say?
00:47:04I said, Jail wale barfi bade dil wale.
00:47:06Oh, you heard?
00:47:07But I said jail.
00:47:08I heard, Sher wale barfi bade dil wale.
00:47:12The line was,
00:47:13Shaniwaar bana funnywaar,
00:47:15Saali sangh jeeja faraar.
00:47:18So...
00:47:19What?
00:47:20Very...
00:47:22Let's change it now.
00:47:23Alia.
00:47:24Alia, come here.
00:47:25Yes.
00:47:26Let's start with Alia.
00:47:27I have the worst ability to read.
00:47:29Yeah, I'm also really bad.
00:47:31Okay.
00:47:32Sainya mere,
00:47:34Bade kanjus.
00:47:36Kahan se peeun,
00:47:37ABC juice.
00:47:39Say it again.
00:47:40Sainya mere,
00:47:42Bade kanjus.
00:47:44Kahan se peeun,
00:47:45ABC juice.
00:47:49Last time.
00:47:53Sainya mere,
00:47:55Sainya mere,
00:47:56Bade kanjus.
00:47:57Bade kanjus.
00:47:59Kahan se peeun,
00:48:00ABC juice.
00:48:03Sainya mere,
00:48:06Sainya mere,
00:48:07Sainya mere,
00:48:11What?
00:48:16Sainya mere,
00:48:17Bade kanjus.
00:48:18Sanjay Mahi.
00:48:25Sainya mere,
00:48:26Bade kanjus.
00:48:28Kahan se peeun,
00:48:29ABC juice.
00:48:30What?
00:48:36Sunday, Monday,
00:48:37Bade shoes.
00:48:39Which one will you choose?
00:48:41Nice one.
00:48:45Say it.
00:48:51Tumne liya hai,
00:48:52Kitna dhoos.
00:48:54Tumne liya hai,
00:48:55Kitna dhoos.
00:48:56Ab jaake peeo juice.
00:48:58Something hard.
00:48:59Ab jaake peeo juice.
00:49:03Tumne liya hai,
00:49:04Kitna dhoos.
00:49:05Goose.
00:49:07Tumne liya hai,
00:49:08Kist ka goos?
00:49:09Ab jaake peeo,
00:49:10orange juice.
00:49:13Orange juice.
00:49:16Tumne liya hai,
00:49:17Kiska ghoos.
00:49:20Tumne liya hai,
00:49:21Kiska ghoos.
00:49:23Jaa ke peeo,
00:49:24orange juice.
00:49:27Peeo Orange Juice.
00:49:29I still can't tell.
00:49:33Whom did you pick and whose mustache?
00:49:36Whoever gets whom's mustache...
00:49:39..drink orange juice.
00:49:45Alia, what you heard...
00:49:47My beloved, you're such a miser.
00:49:48From where should I get my juice?
00:49:52And what did you hear?
00:49:54You took such a strong one...
00:49:55..now go and drink orange juice.
00:49:58And what did you hear?
00:49:59Tumne liya kiska ghoose, jao jaake piyo orange juice.
00:50:03Tumne liya kiska ghoose, piyo orange juice.
00:50:06And the line was,
00:50:06Saiyya mere bade kanjuse, kahaan se piyun ABC juice.
00:50:10Not bad.
00:50:11Not bad.
00:50:12Not too bad.
00:50:13Okay, a big round of applause for our guests.
00:50:16Come, come, Alia please.
00:50:18Best performance by Karan Johar.
00:50:22Yeah, Karan Johar.
00:50:26Alia, do you know how many copies of yours are in the market?
00:50:31Which one?
00:50:33You mean my own copy?
00:50:35Yes, many copies of yours are in the market.
00:50:37What do you mean?
00:50:39Kangu bhai, you go ahead, I am with you.
00:50:42Kangu bhai, you go ahead, I am with you.
00:50:45Kangu bhai, you go ahead, I am with you.
00:50:48Kangu bhai, you go ahead, I am with you.
00:50:51Kangu bhai, you go ahead, I am with you.
00:50:54Kangu bhai, you go ahead.
00:51:05I am Kangu bhai.
00:51:07No one has left the princess.
00:51:09No one has made the princess.
00:51:14Wow.
00:51:16It is very difficult to play the role of Kangu bhai
00:51:17being Rahim Lala.
00:51:19Kangu bhai, you go ahead, I am with you.
00:51:22Kangu bhai, you go ahead, I am with you.
00:51:25Kangu bhai.
00:51:27A big round of applause for all the guests of Jigra.
00:51:30Kangu bhai, you go ahead, I am with you.
00:51:32How much more should I go ahead?
00:51:36Should I sit on the lap of this Vasanth?
00:51:39Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
00:51:41Yes.
00:51:43I am telling you, this is what they do.
00:51:46That day I was going on the road and all the dogs were barking.
00:51:50They were shouting from behind,
00:51:51Kangu bhai, you go ahead, I am with you.
00:51:54I went ahead, the dogs went ahead from the front
00:51:57and the dogs ran away from behind.
00:52:01Kangu bhai's Kathiawadi got 14 injections that day.
00:52:11Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
00:52:13Get out, all of you. Get out.
00:52:21How are you, Mr. Karan?
00:52:22Very good.
00:52:23Greetings.
00:52:24How is Dharma?
00:52:25Yes.
00:52:26You have produced Jigra.
00:52:28Can I tell you something about Jigra?
00:52:30What?
00:52:31I have seen Bombay Velvet four times.
00:52:33This is not about Jigra.
00:52:34It is very Jigra to see Bombay Velvet four times.
00:52:41It is not easy.
00:52:43What have you come to do, Gangu 24-25?
00:52:4622-25 TV.
00:52:47I will tell you what I have come to do.
00:52:48I have come to duplicate Alia Bhatt.
00:52:53What do you mean?
00:52:54I will explain.
00:52:56What happened is,
00:52:57there is a very big sikh in Dubai, his son is getting married.
00:53:00He is a big fan of Bollywood, but he cannot afford Bollywood.
00:53:04So he has called all the duplicate people.
00:53:06Okay.
00:53:06He is a big fan of Alia Bhatt.
00:53:08So he says, I want at least three Alia Bhatts.
00:53:11We have two, so if you become the third one and come with us.
00:53:14Who is the second one?
00:53:38In my lane, in every lane.
00:53:40What does the public say?
00:53:45What does the public say?
00:53:48What is the matter?
00:53:50Very solid people have come today.
00:53:53Hi, Mr. Bala.
00:53:56How are you, sir?
00:53:59Sir, this Olympic player, Niraj Chopra.
00:54:03Don't you get along with him?
00:54:04Why don't I get along with him?
00:54:05Whenever he goes to play, he throws the ball.
00:54:11Sorry, sir. We are duplicate.
00:54:13Our humour is like this.
00:54:19He throws the ball there.
00:54:20Are you an AD?
00:54:22I am not an AD, but Karan sir was an AD.
00:54:26Yes, you were an AD in DDLJ, right?
00:54:36Yes, yes.
00:54:37You were an AD, right? Why are you calling me an AD?
00:54:40First tell me, why did you come late? Tell me.
00:54:42I didn't come late, you came late.
00:54:45Why are you shouting? I am telling you.
00:54:49Actually, sir, we are duplicate.
00:54:52And I had a show in Bhandup.
00:54:53Okay.
00:54:54Yes, we get Rs. 1,200-1,500 there.
00:54:57And 100-200 kids had to do this.
00:55:01So, Karan sir, I did this.
00:55:03And I moved aside.
00:55:05And the fathers of the kids started to stand in line.
00:55:08They said, you should also play with us.
00:55:14I got very scared.
00:55:16That empty-handed Ranveer Singh got scared and ran away, sir.
00:55:19Because he wanted to play with you?
00:55:21Yes, sir.
00:55:22You should have called me.
00:55:29Why should I have called you?
00:55:30I will come to your house personally.
00:55:31You tell me then.
00:55:36That Simba Ranveer Singh, he came and saved us.
00:55:40You have so many Ranveer Singhs.
00:55:41We have a whole group, sir.
00:55:43A group of duplicate people.
00:55:44We have 12 Ranveer Singhs.
00:55:46Is it?
00:55:47We have Ajay Devgan 20.
00:55:48Yes. Yes.
00:55:49But we have only one Archana Puran Singh.
00:55:54Archana has only one duplicate?
00:55:56No, not duplicate. The original one comes with us.
00:56:01Oh, God!
00:56:03So, Karan sir is the head of our duplicate association.
00:56:10So, do you know what his main job is?
00:56:12Yes.
00:56:13The set people who sign us for the show,
00:56:16she comes first and gives them a drink.
00:56:20So, when they finish 8-10 packs,
00:56:22they feel that our entry is original.
00:56:26That's how it is.
00:56:29Do you remember once, there was a bald uncle.
00:56:32You forgot to give him a drink.
00:56:33Then?
00:56:34Karan sir, I swear, Alia, he came to me while looking at me.
00:56:39He said, Alia Bhatt is so tall.
00:56:44I said, sir, I have become a little tall after marriage.
00:56:49He said, I have heard that people become fat after marriage.
00:56:53So, I said, this is the same Alia that you have heard.
00:57:03You will get it later, but Alia, I am telling you the truth.
00:57:06There is a lot of benefit of being a duplicate.
00:57:07The original thing is, how many movies will you do in a year?
00:57:10Two, three, four.
00:57:12But we are busy the whole year.
00:57:14Yes.
00:57:15Yes, birthday party, moon dance, wedding, etc.
00:57:17We are very busy.
00:57:19I was saying, you join our group, Alia.
00:57:22You are troubling our guests.
00:57:23They don't want to do any show of yours.
00:57:24Okay, no problem. He is scolding me.
00:57:26Let's do one thing. I know who can convince Alia.
00:57:29Who can convince her?
00:57:30She will come now.
00:57:31Yes.
00:57:31Let her come. Let her come.
00:57:34Let the heart come. Let it go.
00:57:36Say goodbye to the smile.
00:57:40Let it go. Let it go.
00:57:42Let the heart go.
00:57:44Say goodbye to the smile.
00:57:47Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
00:58:02Superb.
00:58:23Mukesh.
00:58:25Mukesh.
00:58:27What is he doing?
00:58:28What is he doing?
00:58:30This is a ladies' cycle.
00:58:32And when I see a ladies' cycle, I feel like spreading my arms.
00:58:35Wow. Sounds amazing.
00:58:38Hey.
00:58:39How many times have I told you not to do it so naturally?
00:58:42If you do it naturally, people scold me later.
00:58:45That I am not good enough.
00:58:51Do it as much as you get paid.
00:58:54Hey. Hey.
00:58:55What have you done? Why did you remove the cycle's seat?
00:58:58You don't have to lock the cycle with this.
00:59:07If someone steals it, something happens to him.
00:59:13You won't understand.
00:59:15I will give you an induction.
00:59:17This is our group's S.R.K.
00:59:19You tell me yours.
00:59:20Because until you tell me, I won't touch it.
00:59:24Oh.
00:59:26Don't go into my physics.
00:59:27If I say too much, she will beat you up.
00:59:29Hey.
00:59:30I have 21 dialogues. You will say that too.
00:59:32She will beat me up. It's my dialogue.
00:59:36You don't let me speak.
00:59:37Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
00:59:39Listen, Mukesh.
00:59:41You can convince Alia quickly.
00:59:43No.
00:59:45I can't convince her quickly.
00:59:46Because she is not Alia Jhat, but Alia Bhatt.
00:59:50Yes.
00:59:53You will have to call a board meeting to convince Alia.
00:59:56Board meeting?
00:59:57Yes.
01:00:04He is here.
01:00:08Now, here is the plan.
01:00:11What do you have to do to become duplicate Alia?
01:00:23What do you have to do?
01:00:25Hey, natural.
01:00:28Listen.
01:00:29I don't want this natural.
01:00:33Safina, you are here.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:37And Gangubai, you are here.
01:00:39Okay. Okay. So, I am here.
01:00:41Okay. You are Gangubai.
01:00:43One minute. Gangubai, you are here.
01:00:49I am not that fat.
01:00:51Okay. Gangubai, you are here.
01:00:52Gangubai, you are here.
01:00:54Okay. Okay.
01:00:56Food is served here.
01:00:58Safina, you have to keep an eye on the food.
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:01And a client is sitting here.
01:01:04You have to keep an eye on the client as well.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:07And there is a driver here.
01:01:09You... One second.
01:01:17What happened?
01:01:19There is someone here who is listening to our planning.
01:01:22What?
01:01:25Mukesh, did you have food in the morning?
01:01:32Move. Move. Move.
01:01:35He left.
01:01:36What do you have to do now?
01:01:37Listen.
01:01:39There is a driver here.
01:01:40You have to go to the driver.
01:01:42Okay.
01:01:43You have to tell the driver that you have to go home.
01:01:45You have to go home after two hours.
01:01:49One second.
01:01:52What?
01:01:53Is the plan ready?
01:01:54Is the plan ready?
01:01:55No.
01:01:56He has become a rat.
01:02:00No problem.
01:02:02We will put this rat in the cage.
01:02:05And now you have to go from here and come to me.
01:02:13What is he doing?
01:02:19What happened? What happened?
01:02:20What happened?
01:02:22I was the one who was listening to him.
01:02:29Listen.
01:02:30Take this rat and leave him outside.
01:02:36You have 70 minutes.
01:02:43Why?
01:02:49Alia, you have 70 minutes.
01:02:52You have to become a fake Alia.
01:02:53And remember.
01:02:55Yes, but then I will have to audition for a fake one.
01:02:59Alia, you do one thing.
01:03:00No. No.
01:03:01The 70 minute one is not over yet.
01:03:02Is it?
01:03:07If no one recognizes you at the wedding, you are a real Alia.
01:03:11You have to eat there too.
01:03:13Eat a lot.
01:03:15You have to eat a lot of Rasmalai in plates.
01:03:19You have to go to the hotel and pick up shampoo, conditioner, moisturizer.
01:03:25Bathroom. Bathroom.
01:03:26You have to steal the bathroom too.
01:03:27No. I was caught.
01:03:33I have stolen it four times.
01:03:34No. No. No.
01:03:35I have stolen it four times.
01:03:37I had taken out the fan.
01:03:39You get caught in the bathroom.
01:03:41Fan.
01:03:45Okay. Okay. Okay.
01:03:49I think.
01:03:51Alia.
01:03:53Today.
01:03:55You have to become such an Alia.
01:03:57That even Ranbir cannot recognize you.
01:04:00That you are a real Alia.
01:04:03Whether you are the right Alia or the left Alia.
01:04:05Right Alia or left Alia.
01:04:07Right Alia or left Alia.
01:04:11You are the middle Alia.
01:04:19Do you know why?
01:04:20Why?
01:04:21Because the show is in the Middle East.
01:04:30I think she is convinced.
01:04:31Over to you.
01:04:34How can she be convinced?
01:04:35We will have to take her audition.
01:04:37Let's say a dialogue.
01:04:38Do one thing.
01:04:39Say a dialogue of Gali Baba Boy.
01:04:42Before that.
01:04:43He has a line.
01:04:44So you give a cue.
01:04:45What do I have to say?
01:04:46Why did you hit me?
01:04:47Whatever it is.
01:04:48Why did you hit me?
01:04:49Okay.
01:04:50Director sir.
01:04:51Say action.
01:04:52Action.
01:04:55Why did you hit me?
01:04:56Whatever it is.
01:04:57Why did you hit me?
01:04:58If you will flirt with my boyfriend.
01:05:00I will hit him.
01:05:01I will hit him.
01:05:08I am not getting the feel of duplicacy.
01:05:10Duplicate.
01:05:11Yes.
01:05:12I want that.
01:05:13I will hit him.
01:05:14I will hit him.
01:05:15I want that.
01:05:16You have a very good one.
01:05:17Okay.
01:05:18So we want a duplicate one.
01:05:21There is a thought process of acting.
01:05:23Do you understand?
01:05:24Yes, I understood.
01:05:25I will tell you.
01:05:26Think in your mind.
01:05:27Okay.
01:05:28That you are not Kapoor's wife.
01:05:29You are Gafoor's wife.
01:05:34So like this.
01:05:36If you get a thought.
01:05:37It will turn out to be fake.
01:05:40Okay.
01:05:41Gafoor's wife.
01:05:42Okay.
01:05:43Give it again.
01:05:44Let's do one thing.
01:05:45You say Razi.
01:05:46Which line?
01:05:47I want to go home.
01:05:48I want to go home.
01:05:49That is fine.
01:05:52I want to go home.
01:05:56I want to go home.
01:05:57I want to go home.
01:05:58I want to go home.
01:05:59I want to go home.
01:06:02This is good.
01:06:06I think this is good.
01:06:07This is fine.
01:06:09What do you say Mukesh?
01:06:10Mukesh has become Shabra.
01:06:15Wow.
01:06:17I think.
01:06:18You should dance and see.
01:06:20How fake it can look.
01:06:21Because the dialogues are looking real.
01:06:25The song is like this.
01:06:44Wow.
01:07:00Nice.
01:07:14Beautiful.
01:07:15Beautiful.
01:07:16Beautiful.
01:07:17Beautiful.
01:07:23Beautiful.
01:07:24Beautiful.
01:07:25Beautiful.
01:07:28Did I pass?
01:07:29Yes.
01:07:30We will send you the flight ticket to Dubai.
01:07:32We will meet you at the event.
01:07:34Okay.
01:07:36Bye.
01:07:40A big round of applause.
01:07:41Alia Bhatt.
01:07:42Karan Johar.
01:07:43Vedang.
01:07:44And Basant Balachandran.
01:07:45Come.
01:07:47Karan sir.
01:07:48We love you.
01:07:49Whenever you come.
01:07:50We enjoy a lot.
01:07:55Did you enjoy the show?
01:07:56I love it.
01:07:57I have known Kapil for years.
01:07:58I love you.
01:07:59In fact.
01:08:00I don't know how many times we have hosted together.
01:08:02And when I was judging the reality show.
01:08:04Kapil was the host.
01:08:05Then he came to know that hosting is not his thing.
01:08:07And he is the number one comic superstar of this country.
01:08:11Love you sir.
01:08:12And I would like to congratulate you.
01:08:14That wherever you have gone.
01:08:16You have created a sensation.
01:08:18And everyone is saying.
01:08:19This is one of the most successful shows on Netflix.
01:08:21So congratulations.
01:08:23Thank you sir.
01:08:26It's one of the most light, happy.
01:08:28Very positive environment.
01:08:30And genuinely when I travel.
01:08:31And people come and meet me.
01:08:33They say Alia ma'am.
01:08:35We love you.
01:08:36I have seen your film.
01:08:37But I have seen your Kapil episode.
01:08:39So as you said in the beginning.
01:08:40In 192 countries.
01:08:42You are at home now.
01:08:44And may you reach all the countries in the world.
01:08:46And keep flying.
01:08:51Thank you for your kind words Alia.
01:08:52When Alia came to our show for the first time.
01:08:54She was very young then.
01:08:55She had started in films.
01:08:57And today seeing you at such a big level.
01:08:59We feel very proud.
01:09:00And many more good wishes for Jigra.
01:09:02And thank you from the bottom of my heart.
01:09:04Vedam.
01:09:05Vasan sir.
01:09:06Karan sir.
01:09:07Alia.
01:09:08Friends.
01:09:09Like every relationship has its own bonding.
01:09:11Similarly we have our own bonding.
01:09:13Keep giving us your love.
01:09:15And keep watching The Great Indian Kapil Show.
01:09:17Good night.
01:09:19Today is Saturday.
01:09:20Saturday.
01:09:21Only on Netflix.
01:09:23Good night.
01:09:38Good night.
01:10:09Sir.
01:10:26Everything is working.
01:10:38Everything is working.
01:11:08Everything is working.