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00:00Get ready for a Game Changer.
00:02Tonight's guests, $1 doing here, $1, $1, it's Grant O'Brien.
00:07$10 going once, going twice, it's Allie Beardsley.
00:11$100 sold, it's Lily Du.
00:15And your host, me.
00:19I've been here the whole time.
00:21This is Game Changer, the only game show
00:23where the game changes every show.
00:24I'm your host, Sam Reich.
00:26I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants.
00:29Now, you all understand how the game works?
00:32No.
00:33That's right, our players have no idea
00:35what game it is they're about to play.
00:36The only way to learn is by playing.
00:39The only way to win is by learning,
00:40and the only way to begin is by beginning.
00:42So without further ado, let's begin.
00:46♪♪
00:47Yesterday, we delivered to each of you
00:50a series of gift boxes that are now behind you.
00:54Allie, open up box number one.
00:58Okay, I will open it.
01:01Beautiful, it matches their shirt.
01:03This is awesome.
01:05Oh, my God!
01:06It's so real.
01:07Ribbon dance.
01:08There will be a card inside,
01:10and I want you to read what it says,
01:12but not out loud, read it to yourself.
01:15Okay, I read it.
01:16That makes me so nervous.
01:17They do okay with it, whatever it was.
01:20Now, Grant and Lily,
01:23you are going to have the opportunity to steal this.
01:28If you want to, but know this,
01:30it could be a great prize or a twisted punishment.
01:34In a moment, I'm going to ask Allie
01:36what it was inside the box, but be warned,
01:39they could be telling the truth or they could be lying.
01:44Will they employ reverse psychology?
01:46Will they employ reverse reverse psychology?
01:49They know what's in the box.
01:50They're about to tell us.
01:51Will they tell the truth?
01:54And will either of you decide to steal?
01:57Allie.
01:58Oh, this is exciting.
01:59I'm just going to tell you, it's a weighted blanket.
02:02Does anyone want to steal?
02:05Three, two, one, go.
02:10Steal.
02:12I believe it's a weighted blanket,
02:14so Grant beat me to it.
02:16Show the card in three, two, one.
02:19Congratulations, Grant.
02:21Woo, okay.
02:23Okay, I see how this is going to be.
02:24This is exciting.
02:25Grant, Sam, would you go find box number two?
02:29No one roasts me while I'm gone.
02:32So the thing about Grant.
02:33Grant's a really nice guy, isn't he?
02:35He's so funny and charming.
02:38So funny and charming.
02:39He's so tall.
02:40Great at making cocktails, Allie.
02:42He's a good friend.
02:43He's sweet.
02:44And he's a person that you can talk to about anything.
02:47Bigfoot asshole.
02:48Let's see.
02:50Tell us, what does the card say?
02:53This is a good prize that I would like to have.
02:57You're such a bitch.
02:58And we're all friends now.
03:00It is a preamble.
03:01He's doing some tish acting.
03:04So in the box, on the other side of this card
03:07is a massage gun.
03:08And that's the kind of thing that I,
03:10because I'm trying to get my body back in order.
03:13I think a little bit of that myofascial release,
03:15myofascial release,
03:16I think a little bit of that myofascial release
03:18might help me out.
03:19Does anyone want to steal?
03:24Steal.
03:25Testament.
03:26It's a massage gun.
03:27No!
03:28No!
03:29Okay.
03:31That's a little truth and comedy for you, folks.
03:33Where do we go from here, Lily?
03:35Would you go and find box number three?
03:39Quiet as we're studying Grant's reactions.
03:41I will put on a face you cannot read.
03:44I knew you had a massage gun.
03:45That was part of why I knew you were lying.
03:48I simply don't want to do this.
03:51Do ten push-ups.
03:53Going up for the steal.
03:57Steal.
03:59That was Grant!
04:02We got that now.
04:05I have a large sandwich.
04:06Is it okay if I eat it while Grant...
04:08Yes, absolutely, yes.
04:09Give us a second.
04:11Oh, no.
04:12Jesus Christ!
04:15Oh, fuck.
04:16Oh, fuck, it's so big.
04:18Wait, I'm gonna come right away.
04:20Oh, fuck, I'm coming.
04:21Oh, fuck.
04:22Oh, fuck, I think I'm in love with you.
04:25Worst thing to hear during sex.
04:27You doing that?
04:28Well, Allie housed a sandwich with some Twin Peaks shit.
04:32Allie, would you go and fetch box number four?
04:35Now I'm starting to think, like,
04:37ooh, I bet there's gonna be some stuff
04:38that maybe we don't want
04:39that now we're gonna have to start lying about.
04:41Why wouldn't you just lie all the time for fun?
04:46That's your philosophy in life.
04:47Allie, what does the card say?
04:49Do push-ups until you can't anymore.
04:52That's definitely not what it says.
04:54Yeah, that isn't the case.
04:57Here's the thing, though.
04:58I feel like Grant will just steal whatever
05:00because the punishments aren't that bad.
05:03Punishments aren't that bad so far.
05:05No, they are.
05:06Lily, we know that that's not what's on that card, right?
05:08Yes.
05:09No way.
05:10Allie just has to think of something fast enough.
05:14They would know that we know
05:16that that's not what's on that card.
05:17Yeah.
05:18So is there something worse than that on that card
05:20in an effort to try to get us to steal?
05:26Steal.
05:28Why not?
05:29I was not gonna steal this time.
05:31Oh, no, it's gonna be bad.
05:34Wow, we're jerks for no reason.
05:36I can't believe that.
05:38That's...
05:39Herbatum.
05:40Da-da-da-da.
05:42Da-da-da-da.
05:43Push-ups are such a standard punishment.
05:45Hold on, let me get my sandwich ready.
05:49Very nice.
05:50I can't do many, so...
05:53That's some good form.
05:55What? No, it's not.
05:56I'm trying to be encouraging.
05:58Lily, you gotta pull your elbows in.
05:59You're gonna...
06:00Your shoulders are gonna get trapped.
06:01I can't do it like that.
06:03Oh!
06:04Then you can't do them.
06:05Hey, that's all I could do.
06:07How many was that?
06:08Zero.
06:09She didn't do any push-ups.
06:10That was four or five.
06:12Grant, go ahead and collect box number five.
06:14All right, now, no roasts.
06:16What a handsome man.
06:17We're not, like, a timeless handsomeness.
06:20Grew up in a small town,
06:21battled homophobia,
06:23and just came out great.
06:25Snowman-ass.
06:26Proportion.
06:27Bitch-ass.
06:29Yeah.
06:32Yes.
06:34New set of tires for your car.
06:36Wow.
06:37Don't own a car.
06:39Pass.
06:40So specific and bad.
06:43No, maybe Sam's looking out for you guys
06:45because you guys have old cars.
06:47Here's what I'll say without playing into this
06:49one way or the other.
06:50You would probably be scandalized to know
06:53in what bad shape your tires are,
06:55especially if it's not something you think about.
06:57That is, like, you really do have to change your tires
07:00more often than you think.
07:01And that does fall into a category
07:02of you trying to brainstorm stuff
07:05that we would like
07:06but wouldn't necessarily know that we wanted.
07:10Nobody's stealing.
07:11And that means the prize stays with Grant.
07:14Show us what was on.
07:16Oh, you putter!
07:19I didn't even think that it might be something else.
07:22It is, in fact.
07:23Something that I will have a lot of fun using.
07:26I have wanted one of those for so fucking long.
07:30Lily, would you go ahead and bring open box number six?
07:34I like the way Lily has the boxes stacked.
07:37Yeah, it's very nice.
07:38It's very satisfying.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Lily's considering it.
07:42Pickle of the month club.
07:44And that's a repeat.
07:45That's also, that's pitched right at me.
07:47That's...
07:49No, that's a real prize that Sam likes to give out.
07:52That is true.
07:53One of the things that I talk about most
07:55about my days in New York is the pickle guys.
07:58And Lily, I think, maybe knows that
07:59and I think might be trying to get me to pick those pickles.
08:04Would anyone like to steal?
08:09Lily keeps the prize.
08:12It belongs to Lily.
08:13Lily, what was on the box?
08:18Oh, my temperature is so bad at a school.
08:21Do you see what I'm fucking sitting on?
08:23I'm sitting on a damn FDNB.
08:26This is a Herman Miller desk chair.
08:29Wow.
08:30My back is so bad.
08:32I love that.
08:33Allie, go ahead and open up box number seven.
08:36I know at some point it's going to be something bad.
08:38How bad could a punishment be?
08:40I like what Lily's been doing.
08:42That does look cool.
08:43Yeah.
08:45Are you guys ready?
08:46Because I'm telling the truth.
08:48A pair of AirPods.
08:53Get the heck out of here.
08:54Don't believe that that's what's on the card.
08:56Have I lied yet?
08:57Allie, you have not lied yet.
08:59I believe that's the case.
09:00Either it is something better that they want to keep
09:02or it's a punishment they want someone else to take.
09:05Yeah, that's my thinking, too.
09:10Steal. I'll do it.
09:11What's the punishment?
09:12It's a cute one.
09:14Ha ha.
09:15Aw.
09:16I love that.
09:17That's nice.
09:18I'm just happy to steal that.
09:20Grant, I've already said this many times.
09:22You are genuinely one of the most unique people
09:25I've ever met, but I mean it sincerely.
09:28And you have a genuine passion and interest in things.
09:31And it makes you fun to talk to about anything.
09:35Allie, I like you so much.
09:38You are so fun.
09:39You have such an excellent oddball taste.
09:43My compliment is I wish I got to spend more time with you.
09:46Ah, same.
09:48Aw.
09:49Sam, I can't really think of anything good about Sam.
09:53Ha ha.
09:55Lily, we love you.
09:56Lily, I wish that I got to hang out with you more.
09:59You're so fucking badass.
10:01May I also say something back to Lily?
10:03Yes, I'll allow it.
10:05You've got to pull your arms in,
10:07because this way you'll blow out your shoulders.
10:09That's so much pressure right on that joint.
10:13Let's see what's inside box number eight.
10:16No roasts.
10:17I don't really have anything else nice to say about it.
10:19Yeah, I feel like I exhausted all the nice things.
10:22Yeah, I stalled out.
10:24Oh, boy.
10:26I'm going to say right now, this is something
10:28that I would love, but that is more appropriate
10:32for one of the other cast members.
10:34What a convenient lie.
10:36Well, it's funny you say that,
10:37because it's an espresso machine, you know.
10:41So it is very funny that you were the first one to pipe up.
10:46I have a strong background in third-wave coffee shops,
10:49and I would love an espresso machine.
10:52Because an espresso machine is upwards of $1,000.
10:56So far, the prizes got really decadent last year.
11:00That's true, but at the time, I had IAC money.
11:08I want it.
11:10Is that a steal?
11:11Steal, steal, steal.
11:12Sally, congratulations.
11:17Beautiful.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:20Sam, you need to know that I have watched
11:23so many YouTube videos about that exact model.
11:26Really?
11:27The foaming milk wand, like, gauges
11:30when you've hit microfoam and just, like, automatically stops.
11:34Lily, go ahead and open box number nine.
11:42An electric bike.
11:45Oh.
11:46OK.
11:47Would be a very nice quarantine gift.
11:50Nothing to prohibit you from riding your bike around town.
11:53Lily, would you want that?
11:54I do not need this.
11:57I like my bike.
11:58I've shipped my bike over from New York.
12:02Where I could be lying.
12:03Is that something that you want, Grant?
12:05So I have the Metro Bike Pass.
12:08Once in a while, there'll be an electric bike
12:10near the dock near me.
12:12It's all the best parts of riding a bike
12:14and none of the bad parts of having to get in shape.
12:16You want it.
12:17I mean, I just got the espresso machine,
12:19so I feel a little greedy.
12:21No, you're fine.
12:21I already have an espresso machine.
12:26Steel.
12:26Oh.
12:28Allie Beardsley with the steel lily.
12:33Oh, no.
12:35I almost stole it, too.
12:38Honestly, I deserve that.
12:43So am I just supposed to have a raw egg at my house?
12:47Do you have a raw egg in your house, Allie?
12:50Oh, that was great.
12:55Oh, Allie.
13:00How's the nose on that egg?
13:02Are you going to break the yolk,
13:03or are you going to leave the yolk whole?
13:05Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
13:07Oh, no.
13:11Yeah.
13:13Yes, yes, yes.
13:15Oh, my God.
13:17I need a cigarette.
13:20Allie, I think you have box number 10.
13:25Oh, crazy.
13:26Oh, you already saw it?
13:28The Volkswagen Caprio.
13:31No way.
13:32Unbelievable.
13:33I just want to do a round where it's three-way blind.
13:36You haven't looked.
13:38Oh, this is wild.
13:39I'm high on the yolk, baby.
13:45Steel.
13:46I heard Grant a moment before Lily.
13:49This is heavy.
13:57Oh, yes.
13:58Can it just be a nude?
14:00No comment?
14:02I tweet a naked picture of myself.
14:04What if it's like a fake response to a cam boy?
14:08Oh, yeah, you have to add a porn star,
14:11and it'll be like, hey, I signed up for your OnlyFans,
14:15and I just bounced out of the past.
14:18Yes.
14:20Ty Mitchell is one that I follow.
14:22Ty Mitchell's good.
14:23I shouldn't have said his name,
14:25because he's also in with a lot of the cool gays.
14:29Hey, Ty Mitchell, paid for your Just a Fan
14:31is not going through.
14:32Desperate for a tour.
14:34Oh, no.
14:35Me or you.
14:36Looking forward to hearing from you, A-Z.
14:39I'm going to screenshot it and put it on Instagram right now.
14:42Oh, this is a fucking nightmare.
14:46Can I tell you the worst part of it
14:47is that it's so presumptuous to assume this person
14:50has anything to do with their tech support.
14:53Yeah.
14:54What kind of likes is he getting?
14:55He already replied.
14:57Did he reply?
15:00Thanks, babe.
15:01Sorry you're having difficulty.
15:04Hey, Ty Mitchell, if you see this,
15:05we all think you're great.
15:07I think he's cute.
15:09I will still vote a good penis.
15:11He's so good at having sex, too.
15:13Grant, box number 11.
15:17Last two punishments have been naughty.
15:19So what's on this card?
15:21It is a new bike.
15:22What does the card say specifically?
15:23Yeah, it's an electric bicycle.
15:26Why am I so good at guessing the prizes?
15:29I don't know, but here you are.
15:34Steel, sure.
15:35Why not?
15:36Lily, you have a new bicycle.
15:38Indeed you do.
15:41And not only do you have a new bicycle, Lily,
15:44you have a new electric bicycle.
15:47Get out of here.
15:48I have no idea how we are all so psychically linked.
15:53I'm in Sam's head.
15:55Lily, do you want to go and grab box number 12?
16:00I know I have lied on all of them for fun,
16:03but for this one, I will be completely honest
16:05because I genuinely do not need this.
16:07It is $250 in food delivery credit.
16:12Whoever needs this should get it.
16:14$250 in food delivery.
16:15I actually don't need it either, though, is the thing,
16:18because I'm going to be cooking here in my house all the time.
16:21This is the most epic lie ever.
16:23If I have to eat another egg.
16:31Steel.
16:34Yes!
16:36We are down to the last three, everybody.
16:39Allie, will you open box number 13?
16:43The last couple of punishments have been bad.
16:45I feel like there's still one hanging out there.
16:47Oh, dear.
16:50I'm trying to decide how I want to end this game.
16:53If it's on a high note with my sweet friends who I love,
16:57or a low note, a free subscription to an only fan.
17:02Which I assume can go to just for fans if you want.
17:07That is mostly what I use my one credit card for, so.
17:11I think Allie wants Grant to have this, whatever it is.
17:16What am I going to do?
17:17Jack off to a bunch of pictures and video?
17:22Because I'm an intellectual.
17:23I'd jack off to books.
17:25I've made my bed and I've made my bed.
17:27I've made my bed and I've made my bed.
17:29I've made my bed and I've made my bed.
17:31I've made my bed and I will lie in it.
17:33Wow.
17:34I can't imagine they would want to punish you again
17:36after that tweet.
17:41Steal.
17:43Yes, yes, yes.
17:45It's going to be bad.
17:46Oh!
17:50That's so sweet.
17:53I'm going to tell you why this is perfect.
17:55It's because I was almost going to buy one
17:57because the rollercoaster video game that I've been playing
18:00has overtaxed my PC.
18:01And so now my park is too big and I don't get the FPS I want.
18:05And so I need a new video game.
18:06You're playing a rollercoaster video game
18:08and taking up room on your PC?
18:11How are you simultaneously old and young at the same time?
18:15Grant.
18:16Let's see what we're doing here.
18:18This is a year membership to Huntington Gardens.
18:24I feel like Sam did this on purpose
18:25because this was my prize
18:27on one of the last episodes of Game Changers.
18:30I am a big fan, annual member myself.
18:33Which makes me think maybe it's not that
18:35because he hasn't repeated any prizes.
18:38So is this a bad thing or is it geared towards one of us?
18:43Or maybe I told the truth.
18:44Let's rule that one out.
18:46What if I told the truth?
18:47Does anyone want to steal?
18:51Steal.
18:52Ah!
18:55If no one's going to steal,
18:56what I'm going to do is a punishment.
18:57It's a punishment.
18:58Lily!
18:59And you know what's bad?
19:00It's not even a punishment for you.
19:01The other player of your choice
19:03posts a wedding ring pic to Instagram.
19:07You're the only one who would be believable.
19:09I was just going to say.
19:10It's the three of us.
19:11So Allie and Grant,
19:13we have delivered to each of you little boxes
19:15with an X on them.
19:16Inside, you will find your faux wedding ring.
19:20Why does my tweet have a hundred likes?
19:23This is a lovely ring.
19:24Got to be for Allie because Grant's already tweeted.
19:27All right.
19:28I'm going to take this outside.
19:30I'm just nonstop refreshing Allie's Instagram
19:33waiting for this pic.
19:34I know.
19:35Wow.
19:36This is so stupid.
19:39All right, fuck it.
19:40Fuck it!
19:41Here we go.
19:44When you push the button, it's intense.
19:46Oh my God, I love it with this selfie too.
19:5016 likes.
19:52What?
19:53Here we go.
19:54Lily.
19:55This beauty.
19:58Am I allowed to be honest about this one?
20:00It is up to us to determine whether or not
20:02you are in fact being honest.
20:04It is for all of us and you should not steal it.
20:09Don't be greedy.
20:10Yeah, fucking right.
20:12I'm serious.
20:13I'm being dead honest.
20:15Get out of here.
20:16I'm being dead honest.
20:17Oh, because you've been so honest the whole game.
20:21If it were for me,
20:22I would tell you that I would share it with you guys anyways,
20:25but it is for everyone.
20:27We will all have a bad time if it is stolen.
20:34It remains with Lily.
20:36Lily, what was it?
20:40Wow!
20:42Wow!
20:45Hey!
20:46A real...
20:47We're going to have some edibles.
20:53I actually should call my dad.
20:56It's going to be a blast.
20:57We would have so much fun.
20:58And I'll bring Ty Mitchell, the best porn star in America.
21:03That's it for us here at Game Changer.
21:05I'm Sam Rice, reminding you that the only difference
21:08between a prize and a punishment
21:10is how much you're into that kind of thing.
21:13Good night.