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00:00Get ready for a game changer, tonight's guests.
00:05Um, actually me daddy, it's a mic trap.
00:09Ay, ay.
00:12How tall is he?
00:14He'll never tell, the cheeky Grant O'Brien.
00:17Oh, oh.
00:22The pen is mightier than the sword,
00:24erotic novelist, Jess Ross.
00:27Ooh!
00:29Ooh!
00:31And your host, me.
00:34I've been here the whole time.
00:36This is Game Changer, the only game show
00:40where the game changes every show.
00:42I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:44I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants.
00:48Now, you all understand how the game works?
00:51No.
00:52That's right.
00:52Our players have no idea what game it is
00:55they're about to play.
00:55The only way to learn is by playing.
00:59The only way to win is by learning,
01:00and the only way to begin is by beginning.
01:02So without further ado, let's begin.
01:04Players, will each of you find buzzers below your podiums?
01:08If you would do me a favor and bring those out
01:10on top of your podiums.
01:11Players.
01:14You had a point.
01:15I would deduct it right now.
01:17Motherfucker.
01:17Ah, we found the loophole.
01:19You can't lose if you have no points.
01:22Players.
01:23I like my lovers like I like my coffee.
01:27Jess.
01:28Weak.
01:33That's a point for Jess.
01:34Trap.
01:35Absolutely full of milk.
01:39That's a point for Trap.
01:41Grant.
01:42On ice.
01:43Oh.
01:44What does that mean?
01:45I like dead people.
01:47I'll give you that.
01:48That's two points for Grant.
01:52Jess.
01:54Hot.
01:56A hot lover.
01:58I'll say as a late entry, Jess,
02:00I think you maybe can do a little better,
02:02but I'll give you the point.
02:03Burning my mouth.
02:04I like that better.
02:06That was more worthy of the point.
02:08Trap.
02:09Bottomless.
02:13That's a point for Trap.
02:15In this absolute chaos of a round one,
02:18we have two, two, and two points.
02:20Players.
02:21I like my lovers like I like my cars.
02:24Grant.
02:25Fast.
02:26I'll give you the point, Grant.
02:27It's early.
02:29Capable of time travel.
02:35What car are we talking about here?
02:37The DeLorean.
02:38I'll take it, Jess.
02:39Like I said, it's early.
02:40We're not feeling ungenerous today.
02:43Grant.
02:44Big old pipes.
02:47What is a pipe in this euphemism?
02:49A thick hog.
02:50A big old-
02:51A big-
02:52But multiple.
02:53A big penis, or an exhaust pipe.
02:56Yeah, I have to give it to you, Grant.
02:57That's a point for Grant.
02:58Jess.
02:59Pre-certified.
03:03I'll take it, Jess.
03:04Hell yeah.
03:07Grant.
03:08Expensive.
03:09I'll take it, Grant,
03:10but I'm gonna keep you at four points,
03:12if only because I think your other one was a little weak.
03:15I do also have to say, that's not how I like my cars.
03:18I like my cars very cheap.
03:19That's how you like your Honda Civic, yes.
03:21A little damaged, but fixable.
03:23Damn.
03:24Romantic.
03:25Wow, whoa.
03:27I can fix it.
03:28Trap, you can't fix it.
03:29No, I can fix it.
03:29No, no, no.
03:30You can't fix it, Trap.
03:32And then our connection will be even stronger than ever.
03:34Trap describing me in high school.
03:37I like my lovers like I like my yard work.
03:41Grant.
03:42Green.
03:43As in?
03:43Inexperienced and virginal, Sam.
03:45Very good, very good, Grant.
03:47I will take it at this point for you.
03:50Jess.
03:51Watching someone else do it.
03:52Yes, Jess.
03:56Yes.
03:57Brilliant, Jess.
03:58Two points for you.
04:00Oh, yay.
04:01Bringing you to-
04:031,000?
04:03Six.
04:04Oh, okay.
04:05Close.
04:06Neglected.
04:09I'll give you the point, Trap.
04:10Very well done.
04:11I like my-
04:12Oh, Grant.
04:13It's over.
04:13Dirty.
04:17I'm moving on.
04:19I like my lovers like I like my dental checkups.
04:22Just a little bit painful.
04:24I'll give you that, Trap, for sure.
04:26Bringing you to five.
04:27Jess.
04:28Quiet.
04:29You like your dental work to be quiet.
04:30Yeah, they always want to talk in the middle of it.
04:32And I'm like, I obviously can't speak right now.
04:35And that goes for your lovers as well.
04:38I'll give you the point, Jess.
04:38Bringing you to seven.
04:39I'm in the middle of something.
04:40Trap.
04:41Leaving me numb.
04:44That's very good, Trap.
04:46I'm gonna say two points.
04:49Every six months.
04:54Jess!
04:55I don't like that!
04:57You are killing it!
05:00Two points for you, bringing you to nine.
05:02Grant.
05:03Covered in lead.
05:04I'm moving on.
05:05I like my lovers like I like my parents' house.
05:10With my parents inside.
05:13Oh my God!
05:16I hate it, but it did make me laugh.
05:17I'll give you the point, Grant.
05:19That brings you to six.
05:21Grant.
05:22With a cat named Fred.
05:25Absolutely not.
05:27Grant.
05:29With a liquor cabinet that sees a lot of use.
05:32That's pretty funny.
05:33I'll give you the point.
05:34That brings you to seven.
05:35Jess.
05:36Worth $300,000.
05:42Holy shit!
05:44Two points for Jess, bringing her to 11.
05:47Trap.
05:48Getting more valuable with age.
05:54Rather quaint, but I like it, Trap.
05:56I'll give you the point, bringing you to eight.
05:58Grant, you're clearly going for quantity
06:01instead of quality.
06:02Watch out, my friend.
06:04It's a strategy.
06:06Yes.
06:07I don't remember.
06:07No, why would you?
06:09Players!
06:10That brings us to the board.
06:12Categories are sex with me is like,
06:16are you a blank?
06:17Because, you know, the style of the pickup line.
06:20Sure.
06:20Or threesomes are like blank.
06:24We'll start with Trap.
06:26The board is yours.
06:28I'll take sex with me for three, please.
06:31Sex with me is like a Sunday newspaper.
06:35Mike Trap.
06:36Thicker than you thought.
06:39Wow!
06:41That is well done, Trap.
06:43That'll be two points for you, bringing you to 10.
06:47A Kathy quote will come up.
06:52We'll say one point, Jess.
06:54It did make me laugh.
06:55Grant.
06:56Joe Biden's gonna come inside.
07:00I don't think I'm gonna give it to you, Grant.
07:01I think you're quickly becoming the heel of the episode.
07:03It's back to the board.
07:05It is now Grant's.
07:06Yes.
07:07Are you a, for four.
07:10Are you a flat earther?
07:14Because.
07:16Grant.
07:17Because baby, you're making me some firmament.
07:21No.
07:22No, don't give that one to me.
07:22No, no, no.
07:23I like the fun.
07:24Grant, I'll give you the point.
07:25I don't want it.
07:26Oh, he doesn't want it.
07:27Nevermind.
07:28Take it away.
07:29Are you a flat earther?
07:29Because I want to take you to the edge.
07:31Oh, that's good.
07:34Trap, that's what this game is all about.
07:37That'll be two points for Trap.
07:40I thought that was exceptionally clever.
07:41Jess.
07:42Yeah, let's do threesomes are like for four.
07:46Threesomes are like the war of 1812.
07:51Jess.
07:52Dads don't participate in it,
07:54but they're obsessed with it.
07:58Jess, the mind on you.
08:02That's three points for Jess Ross.
08:04Hell yeah.
08:06Not as memorable as the first one,
08:08but arguably more important.
08:12I like it, Trap.
08:13I see where you're going with that.
08:14I'll give you the point.
08:15Great.
08:15We're back to the board.
08:16Mike Trap.
08:17Let's do RUA for three.
08:19RUA for three.
08:21The daddy game.
08:22Time for a mini game.
08:24Very simple how this game works.
08:26Grant, if you could take a quick step back
08:27so that all of you can face each other.
08:29We are going to take turns saying the word daddy
08:33as sexily as possible.
08:35Oh my gosh.
08:36The first person to laugh is out.
08:38The second person to laugh is out
08:41and the third person wins the point or points
08:45starting with Trap.
08:49Daddy.
08:52Grant.
08:54Daddy.
08:58You got yourself out, Grant.
09:00I'm gonna sit right here.
09:01It is Jess versus Trap.
09:04Daddy.
09:06I can't believe I won.
09:08Jess takes it home.
09:11Let's call that.
09:12A thousand.
09:14Good guess.
09:15You know, the mini games are significant, Jess.
09:17I think let's give you three points, bringing you to 18.
09:19Wow.
09:20The score is headed into round two.
09:23Trap with 13, Grant with seven, Jess with 18.
09:27Grant, the board is yours.
09:28Threesomes are like for one.
09:30Threesomes are like a game of Twister.
09:35Jess.
09:36Difficult if you have a bad back.
09:40With personal relevance.
09:42Yeah.
09:42Yeah, I'll give you the point.
09:44Yay.
09:45Grant.
09:46Stop when you see red.
09:48Oh, my God.
09:50That's not how Twister works though.
09:52The reds are on the one that's the farthest away one.
09:55They're far away.
09:56I see, I see.
09:57It still made me laugh.
09:58I'll give it to you, Grant.
10:00Bringing you to eight.
10:01Fun in theory, but rarely happens.
10:05Really good, Trap.
10:07Really good.
10:08As usual, your B is another person's A.
10:12I'll give you two points for that.
10:14Great.
10:15Bringing you to 15.
10:16Back to the board, and Jess, I believe the board is yours.
10:18Let's do sex with me for five.
10:21Wow.
10:22Ooh.
10:23Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger.
10:29Grant, it's gonna taste sweet and just a little bloody.
10:35I heard an ooh from the crew.
10:38I'll give it to you, Grant.
10:39I don't want to, but I will.
10:41I had an alt on that.
10:43A sweet and a little fatty.
10:46Ooh.
10:48I like it, Jess.
10:49I'll give you that point as well.
10:51Sticky fucking meat.
10:55I wouldn't accept that I've already traced this line
10:59around the three of you,
11:00and so I think I'm obligated to give you the point.
11:02Okay.
11:03I'll give one for you, Grant.
11:05I want them all between the buns.
11:09The thing I like most about yours, Grant,
11:12is the way you stare daggers into me when you're done.
11:15It's almost like you dare me to let you know.
11:18Yeah.
11:18I will give you the point.
11:20Disappointing.
11:21Jess.
11:21Enjoyed by little freaks.
11:23I like that a lot, Jess.
11:26I'll give that point to you for sure.
11:28Let's go back to the board.
11:29Oh, Jess.
11:30On the menu at a crappy diner.
11:34Jess, that's actually layered,
11:36just like a maple syrup on a hamburger.
11:39I'll give you two points, bringing you to 23.
11:41Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger.
11:43Nobody wants a taste.
11:45Woo!
11:45Yes, that's good, Travis.
11:47I'll give you the point.
11:49Grant, sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger.
11:52Everybody wants a taste.
11:54Oh!
11:57Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger.
12:00Some people want a taste.
12:03Neither of you.
12:06Back to the board.
12:07I'll do R-U-A for five.
12:09R-U-A, State of the Union Address.
12:13Grant.
12:14Because you're really, really long.
12:16That is funny, Grant.
12:18I'm glad.
12:19I will give you two points, bringing you to 12.
12:22Because you got me half standing.
12:25Yes!
12:26Very funny.
12:28I will give you two points, bringing you to 19.
12:31Grant.
12:32Nancy Pelosi covered in white.
12:36When you approach someone at a bar,
12:38what do they think you mean when you say Nancy Pelosi?
12:40They think I'm referring to Nancy Pelosi.
12:42The actual person.
12:43The Speaker of the House.
12:44So you, in the context of-
12:46Frankly, a hero of American democracy
12:48that is under-discussed,
12:50not as part of the left as I'd like her to be.
12:51Sure.
12:52Terribly effective as a speaker,
12:54with an unruly caucus at the moment
12:55that she's frankly doing a lot to keep in line.
12:58And in this context-
12:59The man gets up from the bar and leaves.
13:02I'm just like, I don't know.
13:04I'm going to give you two points, Grant.
13:07Grant, what'll it be?
13:08Hey, you know what?
13:09Sex with me, for one.
13:12I'm good at that.
13:12Child's play.
13:13Sex with me is like a fire drill.
13:14Nobody takes it seriously.
13:18Two points for Jess.
13:21Either of you.
13:23Sure, I thought this was an easy one.
13:25It's going to cause a ringing in your ears.
13:28Oh, damn.
13:30Sexy.
13:31I'll give you the point, Jess.
13:32Very sexy.
13:34There might be a Dalmatian.
13:37Now, what do you mean by that?
13:40You know what, Grant?
13:41I'll give you the point.
13:43Incredible.
13:43Sure.
13:44That brings us to Jess.
13:46Threesomes are like-
13:47For two.
13:48Threesomes are like a tandem bicycle.
13:55Everybody gets a ride twice.
13:57Yes!
13:59That's a little mathematical to boot, Grant.
14:01I'll take it.
14:02Two points.
14:03One more person than you're used to.
14:08That's really good.
14:09Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
14:12I'll give it to you, Trapp.
14:15Someone's going to have a view of a butt the whole time.
14:21Straight down the middle, Jess.
14:23Two points.
14:24Grant.
14:24When I picture them, I picture them in Amsterdam.
14:28I love that, Grant.
14:30I do picture them in smaller European countries.
14:33Two points for you, bringing you to 19.
14:35Hard to tell how much the other person is into it.
14:40I'll give that to you, Trapp.
14:41Yeah.
14:42One point, bringing you to 22.
14:44Grant.
14:45There's a really long chain.
14:48You see?
14:49Oh, I like it, Grant.
14:51I'll give you the point.
14:52It's a punt.
14:53Sorry, could you do that for just 30 more seconds?
14:55Yeah, do you see?
14:55There's a person here, and a person here.
14:58Sure.
14:59And it's a, so, anyway.
15:01I'll give you the point.
15:02I'll give you the point.
15:03It's important to wear protection.
15:06I like it, Jess.
15:07It is important to wear protection.
15:10I'll give you the point, bringing you to 29.
15:13We're back to the board.
15:14I think we're all the way back to you, Trapp.
15:15Let's do sex with me for two.
15:18Sex with me is like running a marathon.
15:21You're going to be bragging about it
15:22for the rest of your life.
15:23Mm, I like that a lot.
15:27I'll give you two points, bringing you to 24.
15:29Grant.
15:29You're going to need to suck some goo by the end of it.
15:33Another oof from the crew.
15:36Another oof from the crew.
15:37Incredible.
15:38We have an oof from the crew.
15:40Gross, and I like it.
15:42I'll give you two points, bringing you to 22.
15:45Trapp.
15:46You're going to rise early.
15:48Oh.
15:49Yeah, I'll give it to you, Trapp.
15:50This implies the other person has a penis.
15:52Absolutely.
15:53It's repetitive.
15:57Sure, Jazz, I'll give you the point.
15:59Trapp.
16:00I don't know why anyone does it.
16:03I'll give you the point, Trapp.
16:04Bringing you to 26.
16:05You're going to want to give up halfway through.
16:10That's very funny, Jazz.
16:11I like that a lot.
16:12I'll give you two points, bringing you to 32.
16:14If you search on the internet,
16:15you'll find a video of a lady shitting herself
16:17in the middle of it.
16:18What?
16:19Oh my God!
16:20Oh my God!
16:23Oh my God!
16:24I don't know what you're winning at exactly, Grant,
16:28but there's like a different game that you're destroying.
16:32That was pretty good.
16:35I'm going to give you three points, bringing you to 25.
16:39Let's get out of here, Jesus.
16:40That brings us to Grant.
16:42Threesomes are like for three.
16:44Threesomes are like for three.
16:46Threesomes are like a turkducken.
16:49Yes.
16:50Greasy.
16:52That's probably true.
16:53I'll give you the point, Jazz.
16:54Trapp.
16:54Everyone's getting stuffed.
16:55Oh.
16:57Everyone is getting stuffed.
16:59One point.
17:00Grant.
17:01Threesomes are like a turducken.
17:02They're unnatural.
17:04This is Grant's Puritan side coming out.
17:06I am the part of a conservative preacher.
17:08Why haven't Nancy Pelosi not being left enough?
17:12I'll give you the point.
17:13Grant.
17:15It's about three souls coming together
17:18to create one beautiful thing.
17:21Chess.
17:23How moving.
17:24Yeah.
17:25If you're a turducken fan, that makes a lot of sense.
17:27Yeah.
17:28I'll give you two points.
17:29Trapp.
17:30Threesomes are like a turducken.
17:31I've never had one.
17:34I like that a lot, Trapp.
17:35Two points, bringing you to 29.
17:36Grant.
17:37Threesomes are like a turducken.
17:38There's a duck there.
17:40What?
17:42It's like you're burrowing lasers into my brain.
17:45I fucking dare you to give me a point.
17:48I will not take your bait.
17:50We're going back to the board.
17:51Now it belongs to Jess.
17:53Did we do R-U-A for one?
17:55R-U-A flip phone.
17:59Trapp.
18:00Because you got my fingers busy.
18:01Whoa.
18:02That was quick on the draw, Trapp.
18:03Very well done.
18:04I'll give you two points, bringing you to 31.
18:06Grant.
18:07Because I had you in the early 2000s.
18:10So in this scenario,
18:11you go up to someone because you recognize them.
18:13As someone I had sex with in the early 2000s.
18:16Yes, I will give you the point.
18:18Jess.
18:19Because you have a snake
18:20that keeps getting longer and longer.
18:22No.
18:23Jess!
18:25My God!
18:27Two points.
18:29Grant.
18:30Are you a flip phone?
18:30Because I'm going to shove the antenna inside.
18:36You have gotten more crew-oos in this episode
18:40than ever before in Game Changer history.
18:41Hey, crew, go fuck yourselves.
18:46It's back to the board for Trapp.
18:48All right, let me do Sex With Me for four.
18:51Sex With Me for 400.
18:53It's time for another mini game.
18:55It's the old college humor classic, Sex Toy or Dog Toy.
19:00This time with an expert to help us determine
19:03what the sex toys and dog toys are.
19:06If this isn't a dog, I'm going to be furious.
19:08Introducing now, Grant O'Brien's favorite porn star,
19:11Ty Mitchell.
19:13Oh my God!
19:14Hi, baby.
19:16Oh my God!
19:19Holy shit!
19:20Sam, I would have been trying harder at this game
19:23if I'd known I was trying to impress someone the whole time.
19:25No, you were.
19:26I was one of those oohs.
19:28This is incredible.
19:29You making us lots of money, baby?
19:31Yeah, I'm doing my best.
19:32Yeah, I'm trying.
19:33This just became painful, watching Grant flirt.
19:35And speaking of painful,
19:36let's take a look at those sex toys.
19:39Thank you for that brilliant transition.
19:41The score is headed into this mini game.
19:42Trapp with 31, Grant with 27,
19:45and Jess, far in the lead at this point, with 37.
19:50First up, this item.
19:52Ty, let me ask you before I throw it to our players,
19:54what do you think, sex toy or dog toy?
19:56I think this is very obviously a sex toy.
19:58It's definitely for a part of an anatomy
20:00that I don't possess,
20:01but I could see how you could misunderstand this
20:04to be a dog toy.
20:05Trapp, what do you say?
20:06I'm gonna say it's a sex toy.
20:08Grant O'Brien?
20:08So when you were filming the Cock Destroyers,
20:12I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say a sex toy.
20:15You know, I'm not really playing anymore.
20:17I'm so dirty, Grant.
20:19Yeah, I am.
20:20Oh, God.
20:22I am in the middle of something.
20:26Sex toy, yes.
20:28I've got three sex toys and three corrects.
20:32That's points for all three of our contestants.
20:34Ash, could you bring out the next sex or dog toy, please?
20:38We'll do a quick swap.
20:40Now, Ty, before we get going, what do you think?
20:42I think this is very plainly, obviously, a sex toy.
20:46Okay.
20:47Good for pleasuring two at once.
20:49Ah, yes.
20:49You have to be careful with these things.
20:51I think they do come cheaply,
20:52because you kind of want to-
20:53Hey, I come cheaply.
20:53I don't.
20:57He's even good at that.
20:59I'm crying a little bit.
21:00You want to cry a little harder?
21:01Ah!
21:04Hot damn!
21:05Give him a little point.
21:06That's a point for Ty.
21:07Let's get Ty back in one of your roles.
21:09Truly.
21:10Trapp, what do you think?
21:11Sex toy or dog toy?
21:12I'm going to say dog toy for this one.
21:14I do think it looks very sex toy-like,
21:16but I'm going to go dog toy.
21:17Okay, Grant.
21:18I agree with Ty.
21:19I think that's for two holes.
21:21There's three knobs.
21:22Well, then you can put a third hole anywhere you want.
21:24Jess, what do you think?
21:25I would give that to my dog, so I'm going to say dog toy.
21:28So we have dog toy, sex toy, dog toy.
21:32It is, in fact, a dog toy.
21:35That's points for Trapp and Jess and not for Grant.
21:39I could use that as a sex toy, though.
21:41I'm sure-
21:42I don't know why I looked right at you.
21:44I don't know what to do right now.
21:46Let's bring out the next one, Ash.
21:48Place this on my windowsill.
21:51Yes, Ty brought these all from home.
21:53Here, we've got this lovely little item here.
21:55Ty, what does your better judgment tell us?
21:58I knew I'd see some avocados when I'm visiting Los Angeles.
22:01Of course.
22:03It's definitely not a sex toy
22:05for a particularly well-endowed individual.
22:10Yes, right.
22:11I don't want to, like, clock you or anything.
22:13Yes, that's right.
22:15I am a small man.
22:16So you might assume that this is a dog toy,
22:19but I'm going to have to say, based off my expert opinion,
22:22it's definitely a sex toy.
22:23Trapp, what do you think?
22:24I do think this one is harder than the other ones,
22:27but I think that the hole on the bottom to me reads as,
22:29like, reads as more put peanut butter in me,
22:31not put dick in me.
22:33So I am going to say that's a dog toy.
22:36Dog toy.
22:37All right, Grant, what do you think?
22:38Sam, I know you.
22:39Yes.
22:40And I feel like this is maybe a trick.
22:41Really?
22:42I'm going to say that's a cat toy.
22:43Because I think that looks like the kind of thing
22:47you could put catnip inside of.
22:49Grant, you dare to think I would change the game on you
22:52just like that?
22:52Yeah, I do think that, Sam.
22:53That's what I do think.
22:54Jess, what do you think?
22:55I'm going to say that it is a dog toy.
22:58The answer is a dog toy.
23:01Okay, okay.
23:03Let's swap this out, please.
23:05Oh my goodness.
23:06Come now, Sam.
23:08Come now?
23:09Come now.
23:09Well, you can with this.
23:11Ty, you've been very consistent so far.
23:13What do you think?
23:14Sex toy or dog toy?
23:15I know what this looks like.
23:18It looks like a dog toy, I know.
23:19But Sigmund Freud wrote a lot about this device.
23:22Sure, sure.
23:24It's a daddy toy.
23:25What I'm saying is that it's a sex toy per se, you know?
23:28Kind of, but more of a sex device.
23:32Yes, sex tool.
23:33Yes, yes, yes.
23:34Sex tool.
23:35Thanks, Grant.
23:36Hey, I've got your back.
23:38Trant, what do we think?
23:39I'm going to say sex toy.
23:40Where are you putting that?
23:43I'm not putting it anywhere.
23:45But I think some people can get creative with that.
23:47I'm going to say sex toy.
23:48Grant, what do you think?
23:49Sam, I think you're screwing with us.
23:51I think you could put that on the corner of like a wall
23:54and your cat could rub up against it and spread its scent.
23:58And that's what all the teeth are for.
23:59So I think that's a cat toy.
24:00Jess?
24:01The idea of putting that in my vagina.
24:04Don't talk it till you've tried it.
24:06I think that is a dog toothbrush.
24:08I think you would put toothpaste on it
24:10and it would clean their teeth.
24:11Oh, wow.
24:13Or you could stick it up their butt.
24:16Three great guesses, only one of them right, Jess.
24:19It is a dog tornado.
24:22Oh, well.
24:23That doesn't prove anything.
24:27Ash, can you bring out the next one, please?
24:29What is this color of a sex toy?
24:31Oh, now this is hard.
24:33This is hard.
24:34What do you think, Ty?
24:37This is a tricky one.
24:38You're really throwing a curve ball.
24:40I know.
24:41I'm here as an expert.
24:43I'm here as an expert to influence
24:45how you all play the game.
24:47And so I want you to take my opinion seriously
24:50that this is a dog toy.
24:55Interesting, the first time that Ty has said dog toy,
24:59this entire game.
25:00I'm sorry.
25:01I mean, it's a toy for when you're pretending to be a dog.
25:05Oh!
25:08Thank you for the clarification, Ty.
25:10That was helpful.
25:11I thought it was obvious.
25:12Trapp, what do you think?
25:12I'm gonna say sex toy.
25:14Grant thoughts?
25:14Yeah, I still think that's like a...
25:17See?
25:19So I think it's a sex toy.
25:21Please continue.
25:21I won't give my reasoning.
25:23Jess?
25:24I think it's a sex toy and I will give my reasoning.
25:26I think you take your penis on a little walk.
25:30It does a little pee-pee outside and you bring it back in.
25:32That's how you meet the other penis owners
25:34in your neighborhood.
25:35Yeah, yeah.
25:35You chat a little bit.
25:37Three sex toys, three correct.
25:41Ash, could we have our last object, please?
25:47Ty, what do you think?
25:48Sex toy, dog toy?
25:49I think you could see how this would be a dog toy
25:51in the sense that it's a ball, which dogs famously love.
25:55Their whole deal.
25:56But I wouldn't play with a dog with an electronic ball
25:59unless it was an electronic dog, popular in the early 2000s.
26:03The future's a crazy place.
26:05I'm gonna just make it clear that this is a sex toy
26:07in my expert opinion.
26:08What do you think, players?
26:10Starting with Trapp.
26:11Now, I don't know what this is.
26:1250-50 shot.
26:14I'm going to say dog toy.
26:17Grant, what do you think?
26:18It's gotta be a sex toy, right?
26:20I think a lot of stuff like, this is more cat toy stuff.
26:23There's a lot of automated shit where it's like,
26:25yeah, I have a dog,
26:26but I can't be bothered to do anything with it.
26:27So get me a little robot
26:28that can drop treats everywhere.
26:30Trapp's right.
26:31I'm gonna say that's a cat toy.
26:33Sam, I think you're screwing with us.
26:35That's a cat toy.
26:37Grant digging his own grave even further into the ground.
26:40Jess.
26:41I mean, I'd sit on it.
26:45But I think it's a dog toy.
26:48How about that reveal, Ty?
26:50This is in fact, I hope it's a sex toy.
26:52No!
26:54It doesn't have like a ton of depth, actually.
26:57So it's perfect for you, Sam.
27:02Thank you so, so much.
27:04Thank you so much for having me.
27:05For coming all this way to be our expert.
27:08The scorers headed out of that mini game
27:10are Trapp with 35, Grant with 30,
27:13Jess with 42.
27:17Grant, what do you say?
27:18I'm gonna go with R-U-A for two.
27:21R-U-A, Tim Burton movie, because.
27:26Trapp.
27:27You're a hot topic.
27:29Doesn't make any sense.
27:30Move on.
27:31It makes just enough sense for me to give you a point.
27:33Trapp.
27:34Jess.
27:35Because I bet you were better 20 years ago.
27:40Jess, Jess.
27:41You're negging.
27:42You're negging them.
27:43You're cutting them down to size.
27:45They go, ooh, she's a bitch.
27:46I'll give you a point.
27:48Back to the board.
27:49I'll take what's remaining.
27:50I'll take three Sims are like five.
27:53It's the final mini game.
27:54Oh my goodness.
27:55Oh boy.
27:56Here's how this is gonna work, gang.
27:58We call this sex moves.
27:59I'm gonna give you the name of a sex move.
28:01You tell me what that sex move describes.
28:04These are not real sex moves.
28:06These are made up sex moves.
28:07You just tell me what you think they could represent.
28:10I'll pick my favorite.
28:11There are three of them all together.
28:12Great.
28:13Number one, the windshield wiper.
28:16Starting with Trapp.
28:18That's where you swipe your dick back and forth
28:21in front of your lover's glasses.
28:24Oh my God.
28:29Grant.
28:30That's when you have sex on top of a lot of crushed up bugs.
28:35Another crew.
28:37Jess.
28:39It's when there are two penises and boobies
28:43and the penises windshield wipe the boobies.
28:48I liked all three of those, but especially Trapp's.
28:52And so Trapp, I will give you two points.
28:55Number two, the hometown hero.
28:59Starting with Grant.
29:03The hometown hero is when you have sex in Columbus.
29:09Grant's hometown.
29:11Not a bad answer, I don't think.
29:13I'll go to Jess next.
29:15The hometown hero is when your lover
29:17is lying on their stomach
29:18and you plant a flag in their butthole.
29:22I think that's the war of 1812.
29:26Trapp.
29:27The hometown hero is when you sort of check out for a while
29:31but then come when no one expects it.
29:34That's very good, Trapp.
29:36I will give you that as well.
29:39Trapp, sneak it up on Jess a little bit.
29:40Finally, gang, it's 19ing.
29:45The number 19ing.
29:47Beginning with Jess.
29:4919ing is when you're 30 and you lie about your age
29:56to have sex with a 20-year-old.
29:59Very good.
30:00I will go to Trapp next.
30:0219ing is 69 but taken down about 50 notches.
30:07Sounds about right.
30:09Grant.
30:10It's when you have sex in an NYU dorm for the first time
30:11but you say you're very experienced.
30:16Like me, like me.
30:18It's a story about me.
30:18Very funny across the board.
30:21I think I'm gonna give this one to Trapp too.
30:23Oh, Trapp, a sleep.
30:24Of course, at the end of our game,
30:27Trapp with 42, Grant with 30, Jess with 43.
30:33That means that Jess is the winner of this episode.
30:37Jess, you win all of these sex toys and dog toys
30:40featured in this episode.
30:41They are yours.
30:42You have to remember which one's which.
30:45I am Sam Reich, reminding you that Sex With Me
30:49is like Game Changer itself.
30:51It's now streaming on Dropout.
30:53Good night.