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02:00You
02:30Can't see, can't hear, but can't find!
02:33Shut up!
02:36This is a gift from the saints.
02:39Not to mention that you have been suppressed for 3,000 years.
02:41What's so hard about 30,000 years?
02:45I don't deserve this gift!
02:54Get out of my way!
03:00Episode 1
03:11Eat my leg!
03:15You're so cruel.
03:17From now on, we'll be half of Master Ruan's disciples.
03:22That's great.
03:24It would be perfect if we didn't have that condition.
03:27What?
03:28Master Ruan said he wouldn't let me cross the bridge.
03:31Otherwise, he'll break my leg.
03:39What is Song doing?
03:49Good boy.
03:51You're so polite to me.
03:54The man next to Song Qiqi is not simple.
03:56Let's leave as soon as possible.
03:58What are you afraid of?
04:01Be careful not to get into trouble.
04:07If I remember correctly,
04:09no matter how much flood there has been in your town for 3,000 years,
04:13you have never touched the sword of Xiujian Tiao.
04:16This sword is extraordinary.
04:18It was used by the saints to suppress the exit of the iron lock well
04:21to prevent the dragon gas from spreading too fast.
04:26And because of the dragon gas,
04:28the town has been in trouble for 3,000 years.
04:32Did the last real dragon in the world die?
04:36In the battle of Tulong 3,000 years ago,
04:39many archers died.
04:41Even the saints of the Three Realms and hundreds of clans
04:44were killed.
04:46Although I don't know the intention and plan of the saints thousands of years ago,
04:49I can guess that the real dragon is not simple.
04:52You are half right.
04:54Although the real dragon died,
04:56its aura is still there.
04:58As for its real identity and symbolic significance,
05:01it is not simple.
05:03It is definitely in our town.
05:06After the real dragon became an ancient monkey,
05:08the dragon ball can still live for thousands of years.
05:10Then the dragon ball is...
05:12The dragon ball...
05:14The yellow ball...
05:22The yellow ball...
05:28It is actually a ghost.
05:30Anyway, remember.
05:32All the efforts of Dali
05:34are for the prosperity of the country.
05:37In the future, when you go to the seven counties in the capital,
05:40you must be cautious at all times.
05:43And you have to be more careful of one person.
05:45Be careful of one person?
05:47Master Xiu Hu.
05:49In just 50 years,
05:51Dali has gained 1,500 cities out of 140.
05:55Half of the credit goes to this person.
05:58What about the other half?
06:03Boy, you are right.
06:06The other half is here.
06:20Report to State Preceptor.
06:22Song Chang Jing has already met Song Qi Xing.
06:24The three sects have decided to take over Yasheng City.
06:27Li Zhu and Dong Tian are about to collapse.
06:33Qi Jing Chun still has no intention of leaving.
06:39In the big world,
06:42you are the king.
07:02Grandfather, why don't you accept Chen Ping An as your disciple?
07:06That child has a good temperament.
07:08But his roots are too bad.
07:10Even if I accept him,
07:12he will be pulled away by the other disciples.
07:14What if there is another Brother Liu?
07:17Why bother?
07:18Moreover, this young man is too ordinary.
07:21It's a waste to teach him.
07:23What's wrong with ordinary people?
07:25If you don't accept him, you don't accept him.
07:27Don't eat his fish either.
07:32You met him in private?
07:34You met him in private?
07:36He gave it to me last night.
07:38Last night?
07:40You still know him?
07:42Father.
07:46Let me tell you.
07:48That child is like a fish.
07:50I don't want you to make a mistake and ruin the plan of the people behind you.
07:53This will cause trouble.
07:55Don't be close to that child in the future.
08:00You...
08:02Eat, eat, eat.
08:04Let's see who dares to marry you.
08:12Look at my mouth.
08:14Okay, okay, okay.
08:16Eat, eat.
08:28Aren't you Li Bao Ping from the Academy?
08:30Why aren't you studying in the Academy?
08:32Don't tell Mr. Qi.
08:34I'll go back right now.
08:36Where did he go?
08:38Don't run, don't run.
08:50You're back.
08:52This set of boxing is okay.
08:54Just practice this.
08:56Miss Ning.
08:58But this set of boxing...
09:00If you want to express it,
09:02it's not impossible.
09:06This set of boxing will be returned to Gu Can in the future.
09:08So?
09:10So no matter what is written in this book,
09:12I hope that Miss Ning will know after reading it.
09:24You think I care about your broken set of boxing?
09:28No.
09:58You think I care about your broken set of boxing?
10:00No.
10:28You think I care about your broken set of boxing?
10:30No.
10:32You think I care about your broken set of boxing?
10:34No.
10:58No.
11:28You can't hide from the sin of breaking
11:32Forget it
11:34The cloud is too weak
11:35At the beginning of the disaster
11:36The warrior and the warrior
11:37Or sink or float
11:59You are in such a hurry to take away the thing of Yasheng
12:03It's like rushing the people to go to the netherworld
12:07This is the behavior of a righteous saint
12:10Disgusting
12:15You deserve to blame me
12:17Thousands of years
12:19The chance that your descendants got from me
12:21Countless
12:22I didn't care before
12:24Now pay me back a share of interest
12:26This account is canceled
12:32Shame on you, isn't it?
12:35Lu Li, Zhao Song
12:36You four
12:37Each family lost at least three silver
12:40One less
12:41I, Wang Zhu, have nothing to do with you
12:43Song
12:44Dali Dynasty and you
12:45Who is the biggest contributor?
12:47Believe it or not, I'll go out
12:49Let Dali change its name
12:52Cao
12:53Cao Xi, this rabbit
12:54How did you become the emperor of a country?
12:56Needless to say
12:58Xie
12:59If it wasn't for me
13:00Xie Shi would have been washed away by the flood long ago
13:04A piece of Huaiye, a piece of Jiyuan
13:06Don't you give me one more piece?
13:13The other families are all dead
13:15You see for yourself
13:16The town is about to collapse
13:18The people who are greedy
13:20But they can't see anything
13:21And those damn saints
13:23Teach others the rules
13:24You yourself are evil
13:26Sooner or later, the world will be destroyed
13:28You will die a terrible death
13:31After leaving home
13:32You have to live well
13:53Think about it before you speak
14:07There's only one chance to apologize
14:13Ni
14:14I want to practice boxing to save my life
14:15But I'm not good at it
14:16I hope you can teach me
14:21You're not afraid
14:22I'm afraid I'm not good enough
14:29I can hit you a hundred times with one hand
14:31You're still worried about me
14:32Based on your bad boxing
14:35One hand to hit a hundred Chen Ping'an
14:39That's a good idea
14:41After I see someone else
14:42After the fight
14:43If you lose to my men
14:44Just leave a message
14:45You're only three thousand Chen Ping'an's strength
14:47How dare you fight me
14:50If you meet a fierce beast
14:51Just tell yourself
14:53This vile beast is equivalent to 30,000 Chen Ping'an
14:56Run
14:58Okay, okay
15:05This boxing technique is called Hanshan
15:07You can call this book the Hanshan manual
15:09Look at the skin and move the mountain into the water
15:11The martial arts of all living beings
15:15Look at the martial arts of the world
15:17Must be in the same place
15:19I hope someone will spread it
15:23Miss Ning
15:24How do you read this word?
15:26Get out
15:29Really read
15:30This fist is materialized in Dali Guanyu
15:32It's all about getting out
15:34The fist is as strong as the rain
15:37It sounds like this fist is very fierce
15:40That depends on the level
15:45Um
15:47Listen
15:48The martial arts of the world are divided into nine levels
15:50Of course, some people also say
15:52In fact, there is a tenth level above the nine levels
15:55Five to nine levels
15:56Divided into alchemy, alchemy and alchemy
15:59There are three levels
16:00Step by step
16:01Not a step
16:02Not even wrong
16:05Alchemy three levels
16:08The first level
16:09Mud mirror
16:11Like a piece of mud
16:12The air is pure and sweet
16:13Not moving like a mountain
16:14It's officially accepted in our Taoism
16:17The second level
16:18Wood open mirror
16:19Thick oil into the heart
16:20Expand the meridians
16:22Open the mountain
16:23Big Ogu Pavilion
16:24The first water pierces the stone
16:29The third level
16:30Water silver mirror
16:31The blood is as thick as silver
16:33It's heavier but lighter
16:37The blood is united
16:38The blood is united
16:44The fourth level
16:45Soul mirror
16:49The fifth level
16:50Soul break mirror
16:56The sixth level
16:57Five-level mirror
17:02The seventh level
17:03Gold body mirror
17:09The eighth level
17:10Yuhua mirror
17:13The ninth level
17:14Mountain border mirror
17:18It can break through the city walls
17:19Cut through the river
17:20A body of fierce spirit and steel
17:22It's invulnerable
17:23It's invincible
17:36Master
17:37The Thunder Tower
17:38Tianshi Seal
17:39The small building
17:40The three weapons of the world army
17:42Have been taken away
17:44I will also take away
17:45The Jade Plate of the Mountain and Moon
17:48I'm afraid I don't have much time
17:58Master
17:59Do you want to inherit someone's last wish
18:02Continue to bring peace to the world
18:07Let me think about it
18:16Kill the god and become a human
18:21Sacrifice life and death
18:24It's too big for this kid
18:27Peace of mind
18:29Strength in the fight
18:32It's too vain
18:38Soul break mirror
18:46You practice
18:47Don't talk about the ninth level
18:49The first level can't reach
18:52Miss Ning
18:53Don't worry
18:54I heard Mr. Qi say
18:55Read a hundred times
18:56Qi is self-reliant
18:57I think it's the same reason to practice martial arts
18:59If you can't practice boxing tens of thousands of times
19:00How many tens of thousands of times
19:01A million times
19:02A million times
19:07You said
19:08Read a million times
19:09Big boss
19:10That's right
19:33What's the matter?
19:58Thousands of years of secret
20:59但有野雀無人和貝殼 But there are wild boars but no beggars
21:05少童作鏡看山色 The boy plays the zither and looks at the mountains
21:08無聞又唱歌 He sings without asking
21:10所以展露於橋也歸客 So he stands on the road and returns home at night
21:16河青山走江河 The river flows through the mountains
21:19我知青山江河樂 I know the river flows through the mountains
21:22父親為人不認知我樂 My father is a stranger to me
21:27娘娘稀有虎尾歌 My mother plays the flute
21:30奈何故鄉我生生 昨天來人皆可得 I was born in the hometown
21:33昨天來人皆可得 I was born in the hometown
21:38徒遇到名利勇氣 文章繪製衣 I met the courage of the people, I made the wedding dress
21:45再問人間知我什麼有情 I asked the world what I have
21:50才知有情最負心 The most important thing is love
21:53歲月千輪悲喜 千人一生 蒼茫天地兮 The most beautiful moment in life is when you are with your loved ones
22:23Translated by Hua Chenyu English Subs
22:53我勸夫人不必再開口了 I advise you not to open your mouth anymore
22:55保假不賣 Don't sell your jewelry
22:56管他什麼幼窮軟窮的 He is poor and weak
22:58一頓板子我不信他不賣 I don't believe he won't sell it
23:00還有一事 I have one more thing
23:01我只奢望你一人平安 I only hope you can live a peaceful life
23:04還留著這個不用幹什麼 打死算了 What's the point of keeping this? I'll beat you to death
23:07那陳平安和馬可學 簡直是淫逆之徒 Chen Ping'an and Ma Kexue are just like a gang of thieves
23:10到時候一拳打斷你的長生小子 你如何自處 By then, I'll break your longevity wall with a punch
23:14陳平安 以後如果山崖書院有難 希望你力所能及地幫上一幫 Chen Ping'an, if you have any difficulties in the future, I hope you can help me as much as you can