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01:30I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing.
01:37I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing.
01:45I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing.
01:53I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing.
02:23I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing.
02:29I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing.
02:37I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing.
02:47I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing.
02:55I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing.
03:03I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think it's a good thing.
03:12It's wise to live a good life.
03:14It's wise to live a good life.
03:33Miss Ning.
03:34What's this?
03:35What's going on?
03:38Before learning, you need to do three things.
03:40Stand, walk, and sleep.
03:43For sleep, you need to learn the basics and breathe.
03:46Let's not talk about it for now.
03:48Stand, walk.
03:50You don't need to think about your talent.
03:52If you persist for a long time,
03:54you'll get stronger and live longer.
03:56It's not impossible.
03:58Come, I'll show you how to walk.
04:01Watch carefully.
04:05Stand, walk, and sleep.
04:07For sleep, you need to learn the basics and breathe.
04:09If you persist for a long time,
04:11you'll get stronger and live longer.
04:13It's not impossible.
04:15Come, I'll show you how to walk.
04:17Watch carefully.
04:19Stand, walk, and sleep.
04:21For sleep, you need to learn the basics and breathe.
04:23It's not impossible.
04:25Come, I'll show you how to walk.
04:27Watch carefully.
04:29For sleep, you need to learn the basics and breathe.
04:31It's not impossible.
04:35Watch carefully.
04:49Are you pretending to walk or playing drums?
04:59Even a hen can walk better than you, useless.
05:05How can I teach him?
05:07I was born to be the best swordsman in the world.
05:09I was born to be the best swordsman in the world.
05:11I should have learned these skills when I was a baby.
05:13I should have learned these skills when I was a baby.
05:21Chen Ping'an, I think you're right.
05:23Reading books and practicing martial arts are all the same.
05:25Reading books and practicing martial arts are all the same.
05:27If you can't do it after practicing for tens of thousands of times,
05:29you can do it after practicing for hundreds of thousands of times.
05:31Miss Ying,
05:33is it okay to practice walking in the water?
05:35Of course.
05:37Practice in a hurry, then straighten your back.
05:39In the end, tighten it.
05:47Why do you practice boxing with a fishing rod?
05:51By the way, I'll help you with the stone.
05:53I won't call you a talent in the future.
05:55I'll call you Chen Stone.
05:57I'll practice for tens of thousands of times first.
05:59How can there be such a person like Chen Ping'an in the world?
06:01He's such a bad idiot.
06:03Is he really stupid?
06:05Can he practice boxing for tens of thousands of times?
06:07Did I dig a big pit for him?
06:13There are a lot of spiritual weapons here.
06:15I'm going to train my mind here.
06:17Take care of me.
06:19Yes, Miss.
06:31I'm going to train my mind.
06:33Take care of me.
07:01Take care of me.
07:31Take care of me.
07:41How dare you ruin my mind?
07:43Kill him.
08:01Why is there less snake gallbladder?
08:05The color of the mouth is also light.
08:23Persist for five to six hours a day.
08:27It takes ten years to practice a million times.
08:31Ten years.
08:33I made an appointment with Miss Ning.
08:35I can't go back on my word.
08:49Awesome.
08:51Where are you?
09:01Where are you?
09:09I don't know if you've noticed.
09:11The water has dropped a lot.
09:13The stone in your pit
09:15can't keep the air.
09:17The stone will change soon.
09:19Forget it.
09:21You can't say it.
09:25Are you practicing boxing?
09:27Let's have a competition.
09:31Come on.
09:55You're not stupid.
09:57You're just like me.
10:01Come on.
10:03Come on.
10:05Come on.
10:07Come on.
10:09Come on.
10:11Come on.
10:13Come on.
10:15Come on.
10:17Come on.
10:19Come on.
10:21Come on.
10:23Come on.
10:25Come on.
10:27Come on.
10:29Come on.
10:35You.
10:37I'm sorry.
10:41You can't be a boxer for a hundred years.
10:43If you can't be a boxer,
10:45you'll be a ghost for ten years.
10:49Your boxing is ugly, but it has power.
10:51After practice,
10:53you may be a good boxer.
10:55In the future,
10:57I don't know.
10:59Why do you care about that girl?
11:03Do you know that if you do this,
11:05you'll be in danger for the rest of your life?
11:09It's hard.
11:11I can't stand it.
11:13I'll give it up as soon as possible.
11:15You're not my disciple.
11:17How dare you say that?
11:19You're not my master.
11:21How dare you say that?
11:25All right.
11:27If I meet this kind of bad luck in the future,
11:29I'll tell that girl
11:31and let her ruin my good time.
11:35Let's take it as karma.
11:37Do you know that
11:39if you weigh everyone with your own strength,
11:41one day you will meet a strong opponent who has a bad temper.
11:43At that time, a punch will break your longevity bridge.
11:45How will you deal with it?
11:47Take my life.
11:49Ma Kuxuan.
11:51No matter how arrogant you are,
11:53you have to remember one thing.
11:55One punch will break your longevity bridge.
11:57One punch will break your longevity bridge.
11:59One punch will kill your enemy.
12:01But you can't kill anyone.
12:03You can't bully others.
12:05And you can't hurt others because of jealousy.
12:07You think too much.
12:09No matter how successful I am,
12:11I'll just be a stepping stone in the future.
12:13Jealousy?
12:15It's too late for me to thank them.
12:17It's too late for them.
12:21We've got the weapon of the Yasheng of the Ice House.
12:23Come back to Zhenwu Mountain with me to practice.
12:27Tian.
12:43Tian.
12:47About Ma Kuxuan,
12:49there's really no room for him to come back.
12:53If your Junior Uncle
12:55really wants to take this kid as a disciple of Mount Kai,
12:57he can come by himself.
12:59If he's not convinced,
13:01he can come to Zhenwu Mountain to find me.
13:05It's just a trip for our Junior Uncle.
13:09Why bother?
13:17I'm not interested in Changsheng.
13:21Who can teach me how to kill?
13:27I, Jian Xiu of the Ice House,
13:29have been the best killer in the world since ancient times.
13:31Good.
13:33I'll go with you.
13:47I...
13:53You're from the West.
13:55It's a pity that you and I are far apart.
13:57We can't be friends.
13:59You also know
14:01the usefulness of these stones.
14:03A Taoist priest of the Ice House
14:05has reminded me that he often comes to the West to pick stones
14:07and catch fish.
14:09You also know our Junior Uncle Lu.
14:11Junior Uncle Lu?
14:15Junior Uncle Lu
14:17is not from the same clan as us.
14:19However, many years ago,
14:21Taoist Priest Lu visited our clan
14:23and learned from our Junior Uncle for many years.
14:27Since we are familiar with him,
14:29we naturally get used to calling him Junior Uncle.
14:33If I see Taoist Priest Lu in the future,
14:35can you give it to him for me?
14:41Wow.
14:43As long as I see Junior Uncle Lu,
14:45I will definitely help you transfer it.
14:49This piece is for you.
14:57Sister Fairy,
14:59this stone is so beautiful.
15:01Your name is Li Bao Ping, right?
15:03Thank you for helping us find the Ma Ku Xun.
15:05If you want this stone,
15:07I'll give it to you.
15:09I'll give it to you.
15:11Pick one.
15:13Let me pick a nice one.
15:17I'm leaving.
15:23Senior Sister,
15:25Chen Ping An and Ma Ku Xun are like a cloud and mud.
15:27Why do you still want to be close to him?
15:29It's just natural.
15:39Isn't this Liu Ba Qiao
15:41from Thunderous Abyss?
15:43Why are you peeping at my Senior Sister?
15:45You are disturbing my pleasure.
15:47Now you are blaming me.
15:51You must be Gao Jue Fu from High School, right?
15:53He must be
15:55the Taoism Seeker from Wushu Academy,
15:57Shen Wang's Taoist donkey,
15:59Immortal He.
16:01To tell you the truth,
16:03the Taoist donkey that I've been thinking about
16:05is only Immortal Su's.
16:07Is it Su Jia from Zhengyang Mountain?
16:09Yes.
16:11That's strange.
16:13Isn't Thunderous Abyss and Zhengyang Mountain enemies?
16:15When can you talk about marriage and marriage?
16:19When I get the Sword Sutra in the town
16:21and take Zhengyang Mountain,
16:23who dares to stop Immortal Su
16:25from getting on my sedan chair?
16:27Su Jia also thinks so.
16:33The town is over here.
16:35It's really hard to find.
16:49Madam,
16:51Liu Xian Yang is too cunning.
16:53He sold the Soft Ball to Wei Shi
16:55and set a rule for him
16:57that he is not allowed to cross the Wolf Bridge.
16:59This...
17:01Buying a robe is...
17:03Mother,
17:05why do you keep this useless thing?
17:07I'll kill him.
17:09Don't be angry.
17:11The armor will be yours sooner or later.
17:15But now
17:17I need a good opportunity.
17:19What opportunity?
17:21No matter what he is,
17:23just catch Liu Xian Yang.
17:25I don't believe he won't sell it.
17:27Madam.
17:29Thunderous Abyss?
17:31Zhengyang Mountain's enemy,
17:33Thunderous Abyss?
17:35They are also here.
17:37What a good opportunity!
17:39No matter who comes from Thunderous Abyss,
17:41as long as he meets
17:43Zhengyang Mountain's people,
17:45he will definitely make a mess.
17:49Son,
17:51I promise
17:53I'll give you the armor in two days.
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18:15997.
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18:21Liu Xian Yang.
18:23There is a pretty girl from the Wolf Bridge looking for you.
18:29Master.
18:31It's been a thousand times.
18:33I'm going to the toilet.
18:37Even if Master finds out
18:39I'm running away,
18:41as long as I don't cross the Wolf Bridge, I'll be fine.
18:43Dad.
18:45Didn't you see Liu Xian Yang run away?
18:47Why don't you care?
18:49Do I have to care about everything I see?
18:51The first thing I have to care about
18:53is to confiscate this plate of braised pork.
18:55If you don't make sense,
18:57I'll cut your throat.
19:01I hate people who make things up.
19:07Liu Xian Yang is like this arrow.
19:09It's a good one,
19:11but it lacks the magic power
19:13and patience of a thousand hammers and a hundred chains.
19:15It can only fall
19:17with a single blow.
19:27Mr. Qi.
19:35Mr. Qi.
19:37I'm fine.
19:45Take it.
19:51I didn't give it to you for nothing.
19:53I have a favor to ask of you.
19:55What is it?
19:57In the future,
19:59if the Yamen is in trouble,
20:01I hope you can
20:03help as much as you can.
20:05Remember
20:07the gentleman I told you before
20:09is not old.
20:11That's my word.
20:13I'm not testing people's hearts.
20:15Sir.
20:19I can't promise you that.
20:37In the future,
20:39if the Yamen is in trouble,
20:41you don't have to feel guilty
20:43and don't have to do it on purpose.
20:45But Chen Ping'an,
20:47even if I say so,
20:49you won't do it, will you?
20:55Yes.
20:59There's a pretty girl
21:01who wants to see me.
21:03She must be crazy.
21:05Does she want to be with me forever?
21:07Honey!
21:19I advise you not to say anything
21:21and not to sell the armor.
21:23Don't be in a hurry to refuse.
21:25Let me make it clear to you
21:27and then make a decision.
21:29It's boring.
21:31Although Lu Zhengchun is of a low character,
21:33I hope you don't make it difficult for her.
21:35The Yamen is not in the hands of people.
21:37Okay.
21:39One more thing.
21:43I only say it to you.
21:45I'm going to kill Chen Ping'an.
21:53Hey!
21:55Hey!
21:59Don't cross the bridge.
22:01Otherwise,
22:03I'll break your legs.
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