[ENG] EP.2 Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita!
Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita! EP 2 ENG SUB
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00:00I'm Abe Haruaki.
00:10Strangely enough, I've been assigned to a school full of youkai on an island full of youkai.
00:17My specialization is Japanese.
00:20Abe-sensei, we're almost there.
00:26I'm doing climbing today.
00:32Miki-sensei, my heart just broke.
00:36Use the glue to stick it together.
00:56Da-ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ra-ta-ra
00:58High-five!
00:59Zero-nine-four-way!
01:00Three-seater!
01:01Stop right there!
01:02I don't know what you're talking about.
01:03Get out of my way!
01:04Run away!
01:05Run away!
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01:09Da-ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ra-ta-ra
01:10Come on!
01:11Guess who we want?
01:12We are...
01:13CatRipper!
01:14What do you want?
01:15What do you think?
01:16I can't even love you.
01:17After all, it's been a little over a hundred years.
01:19Azatogai?
01:20I'm right next to you.
01:21Don't you want to sing?
01:22I don't want to talk to you.
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03:06Um, Hatanaka-sensei, what were you doing just now?
03:10Nothing.
03:12Don't worry about it.
03:15By the way, Abe-sensei.
03:17Tomorrow is an early morning.
03:19Don't oversleep.
03:22Tomorrow is a physical check-up, right?
03:25Are you going to do something?
03:27Yes.
03:28It's pretty hard, isn't it?
03:29I have to prepare the equipment for the students' guidance.
03:32I have to pick up doctors from the outskirts.
03:34I have a lot of things to do.
03:36Be careful.
03:38Every year, one teacher has to go to the hospital.
03:42Physical check-up?
03:44Anyway, Abe-sensei has to work hard, too.
03:50My stomach hurts.
03:52After changing into your gym clothes, please follow the instructions of the teachers.
03:57What if I'm fat?
04:00What if I'm short?
04:02Even if you say you're a youkai, you're all in your puberty.
04:06What if I'm told to be an LED?
04:10What if I'm not 100%?
04:13What if I'm not a raccoon?
04:16I'm sorry.
04:17What if I'm not a raccoon?
04:20I'm sorry.
04:22I don't know much about youkai, but Maizuka-kun is 100% a raccoon.
04:27Don't worry.
04:31Abe-sensei.
04:33Oh, Hatanaka-sensei.
04:36I have to go to work.
04:38Can you help me with the physical check-up?
04:41First, go to the auditorium.
04:43Yes, I understand.
04:45When you get there, call me here.
04:46Why?
04:48I'll tell you when I get there! Hurry up!
04:50Don't run in the hallway! Escape through the wall!
04:53That's too much!
05:00Up.
05:01It looks like it's up.
05:04What's next?
05:09Down.
05:11It looks like it's down.
05:16Down.
05:22Down?
05:25Up?
05:26Yes, yes.
05:28Here you go, Nyuudo-kun.
05:30Your eyesight is 130.0.
05:32It's so different!
05:34I don't know if it's amazing or not!
05:36Oh, crap!
05:38My eyesight is 0.5 lower than last year.
05:40No, from 130.5 to 130.0,
05:44what kind of problems do you have in your daily life?
05:50Hatanaka-sensei,
05:52the physical check-up is over.
05:55You're late!
05:57Next is the special check-up.
05:59Take the cat and the raccoon in your class
06:01to the infirmary where they are alive!
06:03Come on, Kyosuke!
06:06I missed the dash because I was scared!
06:10Kyosuke!
06:12I brought the cat and the raccoon!
06:16Okay.
06:17Why don't you two come in?
06:21I have something good to tell you.
06:23What is it?
06:32There's a card that seals your power.
06:36It's my card.
06:39I'm sorry.
06:40You see,
06:41the doctor came all the way from the east coast.
06:45Now,
06:46it's time for a fun, fun injection.
06:55I don't want an injection!
06:57I'm scared!
06:59It's a big hit!
07:00This is a big hit!
07:06Huh?
07:07You too, Nezumi-sensei?
07:10If there's an animal youkai,
07:12would you like to get an injection too?
07:17Sheesh.
07:18Why is Ichiko so scared of injections?
07:21Ridiculous.
07:22No, no, no, no.
07:24You too, Hatanaka-kun?
07:30Why?!
07:33I don't need an injection!
07:38Yurutto, youkai incident.
07:40Kamai-tachi use their claws to cut people.
07:45I wonder what's making them do that.
07:49Sawa-sensei,
07:50nice to meet you.
07:53Oni!
07:54Devil!
07:55He's a fake!
07:56I won't forgive you!
07:58Give it back right now!
08:00Takahashi-sensei?
08:03Ah, yes, yes.
08:04I have a surgery in the afternoon,
08:06so I'll be able to do it quickly.
08:14I'm just kidding, just kidding.
08:22It's okay, Maizuka-kun.
08:25It'll be over soon.
08:26I'm scared.
08:28Seimei-kun,
08:29let's talk about something.
08:32Hmm, let's see...
08:34How about
08:35we talk about the fetish of uniforms?
08:38In my case,
08:39it's not like I'm going to go anywhere at any time.
08:42It's more like
08:44I'm going to spread the TPO of my heart.
08:46That's why...
08:48I don't care!
08:57Karaki-kun!
09:02Sensei!
09:03Is this okay?
09:05I'm a human!
09:07Ah, it's okay.
09:10Just the other day,
09:11I hit a human...
09:13I hit a patient, too.
09:15A human, too?
09:17If you're worried,
09:19do you want me to hit you, too?
09:22I just made a new drug yesterday.
09:30It's finally over.
09:31Now,
09:32all we have to do is measure your height,
09:34so let's do our best.
09:35I want to go home already.
09:40So...
09:43I have to climb this to measure my height?
09:45Nice to meet you,
09:47Sensei Abe.
09:51Daidara Bocchi is
09:52a giant youkai.
09:54He's said to have created
09:56mountains and lakes.
09:58Hey, you're a single person, right?
10:00Miki-sensei,
10:01or Hatanaka-sensei,
10:02please do it.
10:03No,
10:04Hatanaka-kun can't do it.
10:09He's surprisingly weak.
10:11Then,
10:12fair and square,
10:13rock, paper, scissors!
10:15Come on, come on!
10:16Rock,
10:17paper,
10:18scissors!
10:24Darn it!
10:25Why did I lose?
10:29I didn't expect this at all.
10:33In the first place,
10:34I don't think it's a win
10:36because I wrapped the rock with paper.
10:41It's a draw!
10:43What do you think, Ota-kun?
10:44No,
10:45even if you ask me
10:47the definition of rock, paper, scissors...
10:49Come on, come on!
10:50Don't complain!
10:53It's almost time, right?
10:56I've finally reached my ears.
10:59Okay,
11:00be careful.
11:05That was a strong wind.
11:10My Moekyun uniform!
11:17No!
11:18When I die,
11:19I'm going to die in my uniform!
11:21I've decided!
11:26What kind of way to die is that?
11:29Sano-kun!
11:30What are you doing here?
11:32I was too lazy to measure my height,
11:34so I was sleeping on top of Ota.
11:36You climbed up to his head?
11:38That's pretty easy.
11:40Yeah, yeah.
11:43Hello, Miki-sensei?
11:44Ota-kun is 130 meters tall.
11:46What?
11:47130 meters?
11:49I did it!
11:52I finally beat Ushiku Daibutsu!
11:54I won!
11:56Ushiku Daibutsu is located in Ibaraki Prefecture.
11:59It's 120 meters tall.
12:01It's a huge Buddha statue.
12:03That's amazing.
12:05Then,
12:06I'm going to go look at the other students.
12:08Be careful when you go down.
12:10Huh?
12:11You're going to go down on your own?
12:13On my own.
12:15What?
12:16I'm going to carry you down.
12:19I see.
12:20I'm going to blow you up.
12:21What?
12:23If this is Maizuka-kun,
12:24he'd be happy to take me with him.
12:26But he's a drink-addict.
12:30What are you talking about?
12:31I'll bring you a salad.
12:34Wait, Sano-kun!
12:36Sano-kun!
12:48I'm sorry, Sensei.
12:49I sneezed.
12:52Huh?
12:53He's not here anymore.
12:54It's too early to go down.
12:59It's over. It's over.
13:02By the way, where did Sensei Abe go?
13:05Sensei,
13:07do you know where Sano-kun is?
13:08What?
13:09Sano-kun isn't here either?
13:11Seriously,
13:12where did he go?
13:17Why am I like this?
13:20I'm always like this when I'm with you.
13:22It's not my fault.
13:24Shut up!
13:25Don't come any closer, you drug-addict!
13:27You're the drug-addict, aren't you?
13:29You're my drug-addict!
13:32No way!
13:34You guys!
13:36I'm sorry, President!
13:38I'm going to pay for that window!
13:41I see.
13:43Well,
13:45it's not a window that can be used to pay for a teacher's fee.
13:49What?
13:50What?
13:51What?
13:52Well,
13:53I'd like you to do something instead of paying for it.
14:00Something I want you to do?
14:13So,
14:14instead of paying for the broken window,
14:16you want me to clean the pool?
14:19I'm sorry.
14:21It's because I sneezed.
14:23No, no, no.
14:24By the way, Ota-kun,
14:26you're used to that size, aren't you?
14:28Yes,
14:29just in case.
14:31Seriously, me too.
14:33That's great!
14:34It's more fun to be with Ren-Ren.
14:36I'm going to fry some butter!
14:38Then I'm going to fry some rice!
14:42By the way, did you know that our school had a pool?
14:46Until last year, we only had class at the beach.
14:49Well, we can't go to the beach this year.
14:52Is that so?
14:53Yes.
14:54Anyway, because it was getting hot this year,
14:57there were a lot of jellyfish on the beach.
15:01That's because I'm not a jellyfish.
15:05Jellyfish are sea monsters.
15:08They can sink ships.
15:11Hey, isn't that it?
15:13It's true!
15:18This is...
15:23What is this? It's a ruin!
15:25It's a level where you need to clean or repair it.
15:32The water in the pool is dirty.
15:34It's not dirty.
15:36It's a steam.
15:38It's the entrance to the underworld!
15:42Let's throw this water away.
15:45Is it okay to throw it away?
15:47It's going to destroy nature.
15:50Well, what was born naturally will return to nature.
15:55Then I'm going to drain the water.
15:57Hey, the pool is wet, so it's dangerous.
16:02Kijita fell into the poison swamp!
16:09He's dead! He's definitely dead!
16:11He's melting!
16:13Kijita!
16:17Will a mud monster melt and die?
16:19Well, he won't die.
16:25That was terrible.
16:26I'm glad you're alive.
16:29Kijita!
16:33Well, well.
16:35It's a perfect match.
16:38K-Kijita!
16:42Oh no!
16:43Kijita's personality has been reconstructed!
16:46It's grotesque.
16:48Why is he blonde?
16:50Oh yeah!
16:52It can't be helped.
16:54Kijita thinks he's dead.
16:56Let's do something about this poison swamp.
16:59Right?
17:01Then I'll drain the water this time.
17:04Even if I drain the water and make it clean,
17:06I'm going to use this pool.
17:08Help!
17:11What's that? A kappa?
17:13It's a yokai spot.
17:15Kappas live in rivers and swamps.
17:17They're mischievous and love cucumbers.
17:19Kappamaki!
17:21He's trying to drag the beans into the poison swamp!
17:24This isn't a place to clean!
17:29Oh no!
17:30I'm going to end up like Kijita!
17:33I'm going to be a handsome man for six months!
17:36Help me, grasshopper!
17:56Are you okay, beans?
17:58Grasshopper!
18:00You're the most noisy one here.
18:05You're scarier than the kappas!
18:10Don't be so proud of yourself
18:12just because you beat us.
18:14He's talking!
18:16Who are you calling a commoner?
18:18I'm sorry!
18:20But there's still a master in this pool.
18:29Oh...
18:37No!
18:38A giant sea urchin!
18:43Yurutto Yokai Spot
18:45Sea urchins are, as the name suggests,
18:47fish that look like humans.
18:50Hey, I'm the master here.
18:53Now, you foolish yokai.
18:56If you want to clean this pool,
18:58you'll have to defeat me.
19:00Why is that?
19:03I can't let a single fish
19:05be defeated by a bunch of yokai.
19:07I can't let them
19:09stay in this sacred place.
19:14I've been listening to you for a while now.
19:15You're fighting a cat over a fish!
19:19Fine!
19:21I'll cut you into three pieces, you fish!
19:27Oh, no!
19:28It's exploding!
19:30Damo!
19:32Yuruto!
19:33It's dangerous!
19:36I'll make you cry
19:38in your stomach!
19:42It's coming closer!
19:43You're just hungry.
19:45What should I do?
19:48You don't have to fight them every day.
19:57What?
20:01Ota,
20:02you should be able to catch this fish.
20:05Oh, yeah?
20:15Hey!
20:16I caught it!
20:18I can't believe it!
20:20If this happens,
20:22there's nothing I can do.
20:24I'll do whatever I have to do!
20:29The sashimi is delicious.
20:31I don't feel like eating it.
20:36Hey, mister!
20:37Why don't you join the biology club?
20:39What?
20:40Three meals a day,
20:41including lunch and dinner.
20:43There's a girl's name tag,
20:44and you can get water in return.
20:47You can get a cup, too!
20:48Yay!
20:50What do you think?
20:54Hmm...
20:58Well,
20:59coexistence is important.
21:01Let's ignore it.
21:05Now that you're gone,
21:07let's finish cleaning up.
21:09Yeah!
21:10By the way, Ota,
21:12you've been...
21:13You've been putting your feet in the poison,
21:15are you okay?
21:16Huh?
21:17Yeah.
21:20Huh?
21:21It's hot!
21:22It's hot?
21:23It's hot!
21:24It's hot!
21:25It's hot!
21:26It's hot!
21:27It's hot!
21:35Well,
21:36that's that.
21:39For now,
21:40I'd like to ask you to excuse me in this plastic pool.
21:43No way.
21:45It's urgent, idiot.
21:47Huh?
21:48Huh?
21:49Huh?
21:51Huh?
21:52And so,
21:53this year's swimming class
21:55came to a halt.
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