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00:00Get ready for a game-changer tonight's guests.
00:05Pointing to people in the audience like he knows them,
00:08it's Josh Rubin.
00:12Waking up, rolling out of bed,
00:14and walking through his bathroom door into this game show,
00:19it's Zac Oyama.
00:21Ooh!
00:24And someone who thinks they're the host of the show,
00:28it's Brennan Lee Mulligan.
00:32I've been here the whole time.
00:35And your host, me.
00:38This is Game Changer,
00:42the only game show where the game changes every show.
00:45I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:47I'm joined today by these three noise boys.
00:51Now, you all understand how the game works?
00:54This one, yeah.
00:55Yeah.
00:56Yeah.
00:56Yeah, I've been six times.
00:57Then without further ado,
00:59let's begin by moving on to round 10.
01:02The score is at the break.
01:03We're Josh with 39 points, Zac with 42,
01:06and Brennan with 41.
01:09I'd like to say thank you to Michael Winslow for the points.
01:12Yes, sorry.
01:13I should say that.
01:14Zac is in the lead, thanks to Michael Winslow.
01:18Thank you, Michael.
01:20I just, sorry.
01:22It's so nice to be here.
01:24It's been a hard year,
01:25and maybe some things will never be the same,
01:28but at least there's this.
01:31And maybe that's enough.
01:33In the face of trauma, do a thousand Batmans.
01:36You know what I mean?
01:38Josh, a creaky door that gives life advice.
01:42No problem, ready?
01:44Bye, call your mom.
01:47Start a 401k.
01:49Mutually contribute to a mutual money market account.
01:54Knowing you well, that was your mom and dad in a nutshell.
01:58That's exactly right.
01:59That's a point for Josh.
02:00Zac, the bass part in an a cappella song
02:04where there's just not a lot of bass part.
02:14Yep.
02:17Nope.
02:23Bye.
02:25What's the larger context of the song?
02:27Well, there's a lot of agreement, a lot of disagreement.
02:30I gotta get out of there.
02:31That's a point for Zac.
02:33Brennan, an Australian-Spanish teacher, right?
02:37So, hola, como esta?
02:41No me gusta pescado grande con muchos dientes.
02:50No me gusta.
02:52Shamefully, Brennan, I'm gonna have to
02:54take your word for it.
02:55Como se dice shark en Espanol?
02:57Tijuron.
02:57Tijuron, gracias.
02:59Josh.
03:02A were-turkey.
03:02Oh, no problem.
03:03Oh, wait.
03:04And then when the moon goes down, it's like,
03:24oh, whoa, what happened last night?
03:27Feathers.
03:30Works for me, Josh.
03:32Bravo.
03:33Zakyama.
03:34Okay.
03:35A Bond villain gets painful hiccups.
03:41Mr. Bond, I have been following you for your entire life.
03:51What is that?
03:53Sorry.
03:58You have played right into my hand.
04:02Are there little waters here?
04:04Could I get a little water?
04:06As someone with acid reflux, that's exactly right, Zac.
04:11Point for you, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
04:15An auctioneer's existential crisis.
04:19From Farmer Dan Patrick's lot,
04:21this bull normally would fetch $5,000 on open market.
04:25Can I get $1,500?
04:26Can I get $1,500 over here?
04:27$1,500 over here?
04:27$1,500 over here?
04:28I'm not very happy in my marriage.
04:29I'm not happy in my marriage.
04:31Where's my dad?
04:32Dad, come home.
04:33Come home, dad.
04:33I have to do it in front of the whole school,
04:35in front of the whole class.
04:36Everyone laugh at me.
04:37Number five, number six, number eight,
04:38number eight, number 20, number 25,
04:39hundred, 30, 31.
04:40Go in once.
04:43Go in once.
04:46If I say, if I say sold, then we all go home.
04:53But if I never say sold,
04:56then I stay in your mind's eye,
04:59and I don't disappear.
05:02Going.
05:04Going.
05:10Sold.
05:12Brennan, that was like a one-act play
05:15in a black box theater in downtown New York.
05:18Gosh, you know, I think for that performance,
05:19we need to give you an additional point, Brennan,
05:21which brings you par with Zach.
05:24Okay, okay.
05:25Daddy Winslow can't keep you safe forever, Zach.
05:29Okay, I'm going to tell him you said that.
05:32Josh Sherman.
05:33Josh Sherman?
05:34Josh Sherman.
05:35Joshua Sherman.
05:36A different Josh comes wandering out on stage.
05:37Josh Sherman.
05:38Josh Sherman.
05:39The world's largest businessman.
05:42No problem.
05:47Okay.
05:48We are going to make our presentations.
05:52Let me just get out my beefcase.
05:56Beefcase.
05:59Okay.
06:00So I brought my slideshow.
06:03I'm going to put it up on the canvas.
06:06So as you guys can see, without my services,
06:12you will have a bad time.
06:14But.
06:29With my services.
06:33Josh Sherman.
06:41Oh God, Greg.
06:43Yeah, Josh, that's a point for sure.
06:45And you know what?
06:46I think it's also two points.
06:48Oh, thank goodness.
06:49The scores, as they have been for four episodes,
06:53are pretty tight.
06:55Zach.
06:55Yeah.
06:57The tooth fairy fucks up the whole routine.
07:06Give me your teeth.
07:14Did you push the child?
07:16Pushed the child at the end.
07:18Zach, I will give you two points, bringing you to 46.
07:21Okay.
07:22The last prompt of round one.
07:25Brennan Mulligan.
07:27Shakespeare's in-flight safety video.
07:31Pretty and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms
07:36to alight so delicately upon the jet streams
07:40of the cerulean sky.
07:42Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
07:46Thou now beholdest the Bard of Avon.
07:50Behold, twixt either side of you,
07:52the ends of your safety belt.
07:56Be ever so good as to connect them at the joining place,
07:59lest we crash into the mountainside
08:02and verily thou skull is split
08:04upon the dining tray before thee.
08:07Also, thou shalt notice two emergency exits.
08:12Verily.
08:13I gotta give credit where credit is due.
08:15That's gonna be two points for Brennan.
08:18Players, it's time for the mini game.
08:21Ash, could you please bring out the trombones?
08:24Any band practice would help you out right about now.
08:28Players, I'm not gonna make this
08:29overwhelmingly difficult for you.
08:31We'll start with Brennan.
08:32Brennan, your sound is...
08:34Not bad.
08:45Not bad at all.
08:47Let's see what Zach has to offer.
08:49Zach, as a reminder, your sound is...
08:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:03I tried to pull the thing and it came in half.
09:06I think it's locked.
09:07There's a little lock.
09:08Oh, there's a lock.
09:09So do I get that point or what's kind of the story, you know?
09:15That looks like an issue of personal responsibility.
09:18Didn't help you much, I'm afraid, Zach.
09:20Do you ever wish you were somewhere else?
09:24Josh Rubin, your sound, it'll be familiar at this point.
09:30And one, two, three, four.
09:36Pretty impressive, Josh.
09:37I'd put you squarely in the middle,
09:39but I'm afraid this point is going to go to Brennan.
09:43And one, two, three.
09:45Oh!
09:53Ooh, we're now out of that mini game.
09:56Points headed into round two are Josh with 43,
09:59Zach with 46, and Brennan with 47.
10:03Just edging out the competition.
10:05Players in the spirit of collaboration,
10:08Josh and Zach.
10:11Okay.
10:12The creepy twins from The Shining
10:15asking if they can borrow the car.
10:18Just a reminder that these two talk in unison.
10:22Dad.
10:27Can we borrow the car?
10:40Where are the keys?
10:48That's so early.
10:59I'll cut you off hair, bravo, you two.
11:04Incredible.
11:05Let's say one point for each of you.
11:09Seems like two would've been-
11:11Two each, or?
11:12You were like,
11:12can you do this impossible telepathic one?
11:15And we went, no problem.
11:16And then we each got one point.
11:18And we played twins.
11:18We didn't get two each.
11:19And it's just hard.
11:20And it is hard.
11:21It just sucks to just feel like-
11:22I feel very good with the amount of points
11:23that I've been awarded,
11:24and I think that the system works.
11:26Why, thank you, Brennan.
11:28It's always nice to feel appreciated.
11:30You got it.
11:31Zach and Brennan.
11:34A defendant stupidly interrupting
11:37his lawyer's closing remarks.
11:42Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
11:45over the past four days,
11:47you have seen state's prosecutor
11:50attempt to effectively bamboozle you
11:55with a series of hearsay arguments
11:58and loose speculative evidence
12:00placing my client near the scene of the crime
12:04during the time of the murder.
12:06This evidence does nothing to indicate motive
12:10or means in the horrific murder of Roger Bell.
12:15Ultimately, it will be your decision to say,
12:18does this man deserve a lifetime
12:21in a federal penitentiary
12:23based on specious, inconclusive evidence?
12:27You are tasked to consider the evidence
12:30and whether it proves beyond a reasonable doubt
12:34whether my client is guilty.
12:36Is my client a perfect man?
12:39No.
12:40I killed him, yeah.
12:41Ah!
12:42Ah!
12:43Ah!
12:43Ah!
12:44Ah!
12:45Ah!
12:46Ah!
12:47Ah!
12:48Ah!
12:49Your honor, your honor?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Did I fuck up?
12:53What the fuck are you doing?
12:54Did I fuck up?
12:55Shut up, shut up.
12:56Don't say anything, okay.
12:56You know, Zach, you really are a master of restraint.
12:59Your role there was small, but my God, was it funny.
13:02I'm going to say two points for each of you.
13:05Josh and Brennan.
13:07Two Scots that are so Scottish, we can't understand them.
13:12Blake!
13:13You did not get your item right!
13:15I did! I did!
13:18Impress them when you get the ball.
13:20Look at the little boy, you're going far!
13:22No, I did!
13:23Yeah, yeah, you did.
13:23Ah!
13:24Where?
13:25Ah, where?
13:26Why?
13:27I did?
13:28Ah!
13:29Bend that!
13:30Oh!
13:31Don't hit my ball!
13:32And it went well!
13:33Chomp!
13:34Chomp!
13:35Chomp!
13:36Chomp!
13:39Don't hit my ball!
13:40Yeah, yeah, just watch!
13:42Cheater, you're a blast hole!
13:43Yeah, I did, I was a blast hole.
13:46Where?
13:47Oh, there!
13:49Ah, yes!
13:49There!
13:50There!
13:52We are mad at this princess.
13:55I'm in debt, I'm in debt, I'm in debt, I'm in serious debt, I'm in serious debt, I'm
14:11in money, I'm in serious debt.
14:19Remember this.
14:21Debt or no, you're a keg of money.
14:27No man may ever squeal your bonnet.
14:31I don't have money for you.
14:33Okay.
14:34I'm gonna say, because of that brilliant breaking of the rules, with I'm in debt, two points
14:42for John.
14:43Oh!
14:44One point for Brennan.
14:45Joshua.
14:46Huh?
14:47And Zachary.
14:48Okay.
14:49Classic video game, Dad Fighter 2.
14:52No problem.
14:54Hi, neighbor.
14:57Golf.
14:58Golf.
14:59Hi, neighbor.
15:00Golf.
15:01Ow, my back.
15:02Golf.
15:03Ow, my back.
15:04Honey, where are my keys?
15:05Turn that down.
15:06Fireball.
15:07Ow, my back.
15:08Golf.
15:09Golf.
15:10Ow, my back.
15:11Golf.
15:12Ow, my back.
15:13Golf.
15:14Ow, my back.
15:15Golf.
15:16Ow, my back.
15:17Golf.
15:19Golf.
15:24Last advice.
15:26I'm not an ATM.
15:32Brilliant.
15:33Better than anything on the SNES by a margin.
15:36I'm gonna say two points for you.
15:38Wow.
15:39Okay.
15:40One point for John.
15:41But when I got on fire, I reacted to it.
15:43Is this true?
15:45Brennan and Zach.
15:48Two zombies deciding what to have for dinner.
15:57We know.
15:58We know what we're gonna get.
16:00We know what we're gonna get.
16:02But it's like, look around.
16:04It's a waste of time.
16:06Because if you look, there's a bunch of scared people running in the street.
16:12We're gonna chase after them.
16:14We're gonna smash their heads open.
16:17When's the last time you had Italian?
16:22When I was alive.
16:24Well, I could be dead, you know.
16:27There's this dim sum place around here.
16:31What would you order at the dim sum place?
16:34Mein.
16:35Das ist mein!
16:37Incredible, the two of you.
16:39Very good.
16:40Zach, that was a hell of a zombie face.
16:42Almost as if you've practiced that in the mirror.
16:44For the last year and a half.
16:47I'm gonna say two points for you, one point for Brennan.
16:51Our last go in round two.
16:54Brennan and Josh.
16:57God meets a fanboy.
17:00Oh, oh, dude, dude.
17:04My child.
17:05Dude, yo, I was confused.
17:07Oh, I touched God, dude.
17:09Innocent.
17:10Yo, can you just do this quick thing where you just kind of like,
17:12when I point at you, you point at me and you're like, you know what I mean?
17:15And you just go like, that's my dog.
17:17I am infinite, but I do not have the most time.
17:21Are we just looking in the cloud over here?
17:23Yeah, but instead of that's my dog, can you go, that's my God?
17:25I'm sorry, I'm calling you my God?
17:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:28Okay, well, we like do the, I don't know, it's like a cool thing for tag time.
17:30Brennan, one, two, three.
17:31That's my dog.
17:32That's my God.
17:33That's my dog.
17:34I didn't, oh, dude, I just swore in front of, yo.
17:36No, you're fine.
17:38And for real?
17:39Yo.
17:40I accept every person exactly as they are.
17:44You've gotta relax.
17:51Wow.
17:52I'll say two points each for the two of you as well.
17:56Players, I'm gonna introduce you to someone who I think you're probably familiar with.
18:00Can we bring out Finnigan?
18:05Oh, hi, Finn.
18:06Hi, baby.
18:07Finn is gonna say a quick hello to the contestants.
18:09Hey, Finn.
18:10Hey, bud.
18:11It's your dad.
18:12Hey, hi, hi.
18:14Now, Finnigan was found in a parking lot in Pasadena along with his mom and his siblings.
18:23And just like a lot of mutts, he is incredibly smart.
18:26String cheese is his favorite thing in the world.
18:28He knows how to do lots of tricks, but the tricks require not only string cheese,
18:32but also a verbal command and a physical command.
18:36I'll give you examples.
18:37Touch.
18:38Oh, he's a good boy.
18:39Spin.
18:40Sit.
18:41Down.
18:42Roll.
18:43Roll.
18:44Roll.
18:45Good boy.
18:46Touch.
18:47Oh, sit.
18:48And stay.
18:49Very good.
18:50I'm gonna bring you over here one at a time.
18:51Let's start with Brennan.
18:54Okay.
18:55Pass over the cheese.
18:58Brennan and Finnigan.
18:59Stay.
19:00Hi, Finnigan.
19:01Good boy.
19:02Good boy.
19:03Brennan, your sound is...
19:09I'm gonna give you this whole thing of cheese and you bark one time.
19:12I'm gonna give you this whole thing of cheese.
19:14You just gotta bark one time for me, okay?
19:20Woof.
19:22Woof.
19:23And then you do it.
19:26Hold on one second.
19:29Go.
19:32I don't think so, Brennan.
19:34I'm gonna take this cheese back from you.
19:35Stay, bud.
19:36Sit.
19:37Stay.
19:38Zach.
19:39Okay.
19:40Hi, Finnigan.
19:43I got some string cheese for you.
19:47Finnigan, I got the cheese, right?
19:50And for us to be friends, we need you to get loud.
19:54Finnigan, express yourself.
20:00Speak.
20:01Speak.
20:03Speak.
20:04Speak.
20:05Yes!
20:07Bravo!
20:08Good job, Finn!
20:10And good job, Zach.
20:12Josh.
20:13Oh, yeah.
20:14Great.
20:15I'll just offer him the cheese and say, speak.
20:16That'd be great.
20:17All right?
20:18Ready?
20:19Finn, speak!
20:20Oh!
20:21Good boy!
20:22Good boy!
20:24Do I finish this?
20:25Oh, you can give that to me.
20:27Very well done, players.
20:30That's it for the minigame.
20:32Thanks, Finnigan.
20:33The point's headed into round three.
20:35Josh with 50.
20:36Unfair.
20:37Zach with 54.
20:38Brennan with 53.
20:41Players, it's time for all three of you to shine in syncopated harmony.
20:47Josh.
20:48Zach.
20:49Brennan.
20:50Your sound is...
20:52A video call with shitty Wi-Fi.
20:55Boop, boop, boop.
20:57Boop, boop, boop.
20:58Bloop!
21:00Hey!
21:01Hey!
21:02Good to see you!
21:03Yeah, good to see...
21:04Eyes.
21:05You're...
21:06You're coming in a lit...
21:10With a Wi-Fi, something like a problem that...
21:14McDonald's.
21:17Bloop!
21:24Sister's house without the...
21:27Hello?
21:30Sister's house.
21:32Do you...
21:33Looks like both of our things are...
21:36Boop, boop.
21:37Boop, boop.
21:38Boop, boop.
21:39Let him back on the call.
21:40Am I the only one?
21:41Hey, guys.
21:42Hey, sorry.
21:43Your voice only?
21:44I'm doing voice only because of the Wi-Fi.
21:46I'm trapped under a train.
21:47I actually dropped off.
21:48Did you sit down?
21:49You dropped under...
21:51Is anyone...
21:52Should we rescaaaaaaaaame?
22:01Hello, I'm just gonna use the chat function.
22:03That was a work of modern art.
22:11It also gave me intense PTSD.
22:15My God, all three of you.
22:17Brilliant.
22:18I hate doing this because it essentially has a neutralizing effect.
22:21but three points across the board.
22:24Josh, Zach, Brennan.
22:28And the nominees for Silliest Name of the Year are,
22:32one at a time, starting with Josh.
22:35Bubble, uh-oh, Stinky Tanks.
22:40Shasta.
22:46Stomp, Bramblin.
22:48And Shrimp Taco Daniels.
22:50Dr. Evelyn Lasagna.
22:56Chomp, Number One Party Boy.
22:58Banana Pants, Upside Down Dance, Berg.
23:03A Javelin Made, Out of Leg Hair.
23:10Roger, A Picture of a Basketball, Basketball.
23:15All right, I'll cut you off there, bravo.
23:17Very silly names across the board.
23:20I am gonna say two points for Josh,
23:22one point for each of you.
23:25Last prompt, everyone.
23:26Oh my crumbs, are we already at the end of this episode?
23:30Why can't I live here forever in a little house?
23:34The Angel and Devil on Zach's Shoulders.
23:42Just trying to think like,
23:44what is the right thing to do, you know?
23:45Like, should I,
23:50should I buy a brand new Corvette, you know?
23:52Save your money and donate it as fast as you can
23:55to one of the many causes.
23:57You know people are starving, Zach.
23:59You know people are starving.
24:01You don't need a fancy Corvette.
24:03Yeah, you're right.
24:05The deviled egg on the windowsill,
24:07I don't know how long it's been there,
24:08but you should eat that.
24:10Zach, you should listen to the good voice, me.
24:13Not eat a big stinky egg or bite.
24:15Who knows how long that's been there?
24:16Buy silly Corvettes, who knows that long?
24:17That's my guy.
24:18Dude, think about it.
24:21Why would there be a deviled egg on the windowsill
24:25if you weren't supposed to eat it?
24:27That makes no sense.
24:28So typically eggs, okay,
24:30so you're gonna spoil a matter of,
24:32I'd give it three hours if it were in the fridge.
24:35Dude, every second you wait, it gets worse.
24:37The safest thing is to eat it now, fast and hard.
24:40Please don't eat a deviled egg.
24:42It's been sitting in the sun.
24:43You are smarter than this.
24:45It's bad.
24:45Of course it does.
24:46That means that the sun has disinfected it.
24:48That means that the sun has infected it,
24:50is infested with a rot of yolk.
24:53Oh, Zach, I'm so disappointed.
24:54That's their coast.
24:55Oh, you threw up right away.
24:56But this is good, this is a lesson.
24:58You threw up so fast.
24:59Like a dog eating an onion, you know what I mean?
25:02Or an avocado, what makes him sick?
25:03Then eat that second deviled egg.
25:04Don't do that.
25:05Why would there be two on a windowsill?
25:07You already had the experience of barfing up to the first one.
25:09Dude, it's so wet, it's ready to go.
25:11Wow.
25:12Jesus.
25:14Oh my God.
25:16Who would have thought it would be
25:18a moral quandary about eggs?
25:20The deviled egg on my shoulder.
25:23Zach, I think it was your choice to go for that second egg.
25:27That's fair.
25:28I am going to say a point for Josh,
25:31point for Brennan, and two points for Zach.
25:35That brings us to the end of our game.
25:39The points at the end.
25:41Josh with 56, Brennan with 58,
25:43and Zach with 60.
25:47And because all good things must come to an end,
25:50the winner of Make Some Noise is Zach Oyama.
25:55Zach, I would like to present you with the golden ear.
26:01Wow.
26:02Oh my.
26:06That does it for us here at Game Changer.
26:09I am your host, Sam Reich,
26:12reminding you to follow your bliss,
26:14even if that bliss is three men in their 30s
26:17doing noises at you for a half hour.
26:19Good night.