The protagonist of the show is a 3000s girl named Alana. She is abducted by Silverthorn, a criminal from the year 2500, in the beginning of the series, and transported back in time to the year 1990.
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01:08Stop perving, pig!
01:10I wasn't perving, I was just seeing if she has scales or tentacles or...
01:14She's not an alien, dork! Now, whack off!
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01:31How do I look?
01:33You're not going anywhere with me dressed like that.
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01:42Put that back! You know too much sugar makes you hyperactive.
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01:51You look nice. Jenny's clothes fit you well.
01:55Why hasn't she got her own clothes?
01:59Her luggage got lost at the airport.
02:01Sit down and have some breakfast, Alana.
02:03What would you like? There's cereal, fruit, toast...
02:06Human flesh!
02:08Petey!
02:10I'll have some cereal, please.
02:14What's the matter? Don't they have cornflakes in your galaxy?
02:20Petey, I want you to go to school. Now.
02:24Why?
02:25Don't argue, just go.
02:30Go on.
02:33Petey suspects. We'll have to tell him.
02:35Not yet. I've been up all night trying to work out what to do.
02:39And?
02:40No, I don't know.
02:42I'm just worried that if people find out Alana's from the future,
02:45they might lock her up or something.
02:49What's going to happen to me?
02:56For the meantime, we're just going to treat you like a normal girl.
02:59I'm going to enrol you at Jenny's school.
03:01But you must be careful not to draw attention to yourself.
03:05I worked this out last night, you'll have to memorise it.
03:08That's your new identity.
03:10OK, let's go over it again. What's your name?
03:13Amarna.
03:14No, your new name.
03:16I can't remember.
03:17It's Turner. Alana Turner.
03:19OK, now where are you from?
03:21Coonabarabran.
03:22Say it.
03:24Coonabarabran.
03:26Oh, no one's going to believe me.
03:28Yes, they will.
03:29Kids are always nervous on the first day.
03:31You just have to relax and concentrate.
03:33OK, now, where's Coonabarabran?
03:37Northern New South Wales.
03:38Is he?
03:39You'll be fine.
03:40School's fun.
03:47Come on, Dad.
03:48I can't tell you, Tomo.
03:51Don't tell me, Sophie.
03:53Don't worry, Connor, he doesn't mean it.
03:55I'll look after you.
04:04Oh, there's Mr Rooney, he's my science teacher.
04:06He's ace.
04:07All the girls call him Mr Spunk Rooney.
04:10Good morning, sir.
04:11Good morning, Jenny.
04:15Oh, I'm so sorry.
04:20Jenny, can you give me a hand, please?
04:27You must be Jenny's mother.
04:30I'm James Rooney.
04:31Oh, the science teacher.
04:33Yes, Jenny's told me a lot about you.
04:35You're her favourite.
04:37I'm Irene Kelly.
04:38Pleased to meet you.
04:39This creature is blind.
04:41Why do you say that?
04:43The eye has a cataract.
04:47So it has.
04:49What's your name?
04:50This is Alana.
04:51She's my niece.
04:53Her first day here.
04:55Her mother's not very well.
04:56She's staying with us for a while.
04:57The principals put her in Jenny's class.
04:59All right.
05:00Well, welcome to the school.
05:02What are the eyes for?
05:03We're going to dissect them in class this afternoon.
05:05Do you like biology?
05:06Yes, I'm trying to be a healer.
05:08She wants to be a doctor, so...
05:13Come on, Alana.
05:14I'll show you where the lockers are.
05:16Bye, Mum.
05:17See you, girls.
05:21Interesting girl.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Look, if she's acting a little strange at the moment,
05:26I think it's because she's worried about her mother.
05:29Probably best if you don't ask her too many questions.
05:32Yeah, I'll keep an eye on her.
05:36You can't go around telling people you're going to be a healer.
05:40I'm not.
05:41It's the truth.
05:42You're supposed to be my cousin from the country.
05:44If someone asks me a question, how can I lie?
05:46Easy!
05:50Look, in my time, we were always taught to tell the truth.
05:53Not in your time now.
05:54You've got to stick to Mum's cover story.
05:56It just almost seems to have nearly destroyed the world.
06:02This is going to be a nightmare.
06:04Come on.
06:22All you have to do is sit down, look interested and write down whatever she says.
06:26But how do you learn anything that way?
06:28Good question.
06:34Hi, Jenny.
06:35Hi, Jenny.
06:36Hi, Maria.
06:37Hi, Leslie.
06:38I've got something for you.
06:39What?
06:41A note.
06:42From Gary Cotter.
06:43Gary Cotter?
06:44What a spunk rat.
06:45He's starting up a band called the Dead Dogs,
06:48and he wants you to be his drummer.
06:50He wants to meet you at lunchtime.
06:55Who are you?
06:56She's my cousin.
06:58And you?
06:59I'm her cousin.
07:00And you?
07:01I'm her cousin.
07:03She's my cousin.
07:05And what's your name?
07:06Alana.
07:07Where are you from?
07:08The country.
07:09Can't you talk for yourself?
07:10She's shy.
07:11Leave her alone.
07:12Back off, Kelly.
07:13I was just trying to be nice.
07:20Here she comes.
07:25Good morning, class.
07:26Good morning.
07:27Good morning, Miss Turner.
07:30We have a new face amongst us today.
07:32Alana Turner, would you please stand up?
07:36Class, this is Alana.
07:38She's Jenny Kelly's cousin.
07:40Alana, I hope you enjoy being at our school.
07:44You may sit down now.
07:48This morning we're going to continue our studies of the Roman Empire.
07:51Open your books at page 58.
07:55Rome's empire was built by arms and diplomacy
07:59and was sustained by Rome's intelligent rule of its conquered peoples.
08:05It encouraged its subject states to become partners, not slaves.
08:10Fortunately, Rome was granted relative freedom from foreign domination,
08:15which gave it possibilities to have a conquest of the entire population.
08:25Alana, what are you looking at?
08:28I'm watching the boys.
08:30I see.
08:31So the boys are more interesting than my class.
08:34Yes.
08:37Be quiet.
08:39Don't you like history, Alana?
08:41No, it's not in my area of specialization.
08:45That is enough.
08:48What exactly is history?
08:50That is enough.
08:53What exactly is in the area of your specialization?
08:56Say sorry.
08:58I'm sorry.
08:59What for?
09:00I don't know.
09:01Are you trying to be clever?
09:03No.
09:04No.
09:05Jenny Kelly, have you got something to say?
09:07No, Miss.
09:08Well then, please be quiet.
09:10Now, Alana, perhaps you could tell us what you know about the Roman Empire.
09:14She hasn't done it, Miss.
09:16Jenny.
09:18Have you studied the Roman Empire, Alana?
09:20No.
09:21Well then, what have you studied?
09:24Genetics, bioengineering, psychology, parapsychology, neurophysics.
09:30I think there's a bee on you.
09:32Oh, don't upset it.
09:33Look, open the windows.
09:34Open the door.
09:41Something really odd's happened, Liz.
09:43Jenny brought this girl home.
09:46She looks like a normal girl, but she's got this...
09:53Well, what would you do if someone told you they were from the...
09:59Oh, forget it.
10:00Hey, I miss you guys.
10:01How's Jeff?
10:08Emergency.
10:09Insectoid approaching.
10:11Emergency.
10:12Insectoid approaching.
10:13Prepare to fire.
10:25Gee, we're really sorry, Phoebe.
10:27Hey, get a look at this.
10:30It's still alive.
10:33My day gave out to me.
10:35Leave it alone.
10:36Playing it rough.
10:40Or what?
10:46What you got for lunch today, Petey?
10:50Oh, look, mate.
10:51You know what he's like.
10:52He'll just tell on us, don't he?
10:53Don't he?
10:54Why?
10:55Because if he does, his mum will find out he's been stealing corn chips.
10:58Isn't that right, Petey?
10:59I'm going to get you.
11:01What with?
11:03The laser gun?
11:04Sam!
11:05Sam!
11:06You're dead!
11:08It's a real alien and she's living in my house.
11:10She's got a real laser gun that makes things explode.
11:13And...
11:14You're a liar, Petey.
11:15Yeah.
11:16No such thing as aliens.
11:18Dad said so.
11:19And if there were, why would they want to live with a nerd like you?
11:22There are so aliens.
11:24You meet me at the fort.
11:25I'll show you.
11:27Alright.
11:29But if you chicken out, we'll get you tomorrow.
11:34Come on.
11:41I'm still hungry.
11:43Come on, I'll buy you some real food.
11:51What's that?
11:52Meat pie.
11:54How could you eat that covered with blood?
11:56Tomato sauce, dummy.
11:57Now, what do you want?
11:59I don't know what any of these foods are.
12:01Make up your mind.
12:03Chocolate eclairs, please.
12:10What's this nutritional content?
12:12I don't know, they taste great.
12:17Oh, it's so sweet.
12:18See, I told you you'd like it.
12:21Come on, I've got to go and see Gary about the band.
12:34Gary, there she is.
12:36That's him.
12:38I can't believe you didn't see us.
12:42How do you melt?
12:46That's so funny.
12:47You are.
12:49Alana, this is important.
12:50Now, how do I look?
12:51Oh, with your eyes.
12:54It's got into you.
12:55Chocolate eclairs.
12:58Oh, my God.
12:59Oh, my God.
13:00Chocolate eclairs.
13:02Okay, let me do the talking, okay?
13:08Go on.
13:13Go on.
13:19Hi, Jenny.
13:20Oh, hi, Gary.
13:23This is my cousin, Alana.
13:26Hi, Alana.
13:28Alana.
13:31Um, there's a party on Friday night.
13:34Great.
13:35Shouldn't we practice first?
13:37Practice what?
13:39I don't even know what you play.
13:42Football.
13:44No, music.
13:46What sort of music do you play?
13:48I'm not, I'm not into music much.
13:52Don't you want me to be in your band?
13:55I don't have a band.
13:57But, but I got a note saying you wanted me to be a drummer.
14:01I got a note saying that, um, that you thought I was a real spunk and wanted to go out with me.
14:07Oh, no.
14:10Mom, this isn't funny.
14:16Dead meat, Maria.
14:27I hate her, I really hate her.
14:32Where's my Claire?
14:35With you.
14:38Don't make a fool of yourself.
14:39Good afternoon, sir.
14:40Afternoon.
14:49You're obviously enjoying yourself, Alana.
14:51Oh, yes, thank you, Mr. Spunkarooni.
14:56That's what all the girls call him.
14:57Call it, Alana.
15:02What are you doing?
15:03Getting cold.
15:05Get to class.
15:07Would anyone mind if I did some teaching now?
15:14Today we start looking at the sensory organs of the body.
15:17Who can tell me how many senses there are?
15:19Fifteen.
15:20Alana, shut up.
15:21Five, sir.
15:22Sight, hearing, touch, smell and taste.
15:24Good, Jenny.
15:25But they're only the primary senses.
15:27They're also the muscle proprioceptors and the biofeedback receptors
15:31and the telepathic function of the pituitary gland.
15:36Telepathy has been called the sixth sense, Alana,
15:39but there's no proof that it actually exists.
15:41But the transducers depend on it.
15:43Without it, we wouldn't be able to heal or levitate or anything.
15:46It's just a movie, Alana.
15:48We watched a video last night, sir.
15:51Oh, right.
15:53Well, back to reality.
15:55You're going to blow it, Alana.
15:56Don't say anything unless he answers your question.
15:59The eye.
16:03The window to the mind.
16:06All right, settle down.
16:09Some people consider sheep eyes to be a delicacy.
16:12I don't want anyone eating theirs
16:14until after the class is over.
16:21Alana.
16:22Alana.
16:25What can you tell us about the eye?
16:30Light is refracted through the flexible lens at the front of the eyeball
16:33and focuses on the retina,
16:34where the rod and cone cells react chemically with the light photons,
16:37producing electrical discharges
16:39which are relayed by the optic nerve to the cerebral cortex.
16:42The cortex then transforms electrical messages into coloured images,
16:47which interpret our physical environment.
16:51You've done it.
16:53I think I'm going to be sick.
17:04I think she ate something she shouldn't have, sir.
17:17Hi, Mum.
17:18How did it go?
17:19Alana ate too many chocolate eclairs, went silly and threw up.
17:22How do you feel now?
17:24I've got a headache.
17:27Why don't you go upstairs and lie down for a while?
17:36Where are you off to?
17:38To the fort.
17:39I'm going to destroy the enemies of mankind.
17:42Have fun.
17:43Don't invite anyone home for tea.
17:45Yeah, Mum.
17:50How did she cope?
17:51Terrible. She can't even lie.
17:53Was anyone suspicious?
17:54Mr. Rennie was a bit, but I think we got away with it.
17:57She knows a lot about some things.
17:59And nothing about others, right?
18:02I just wish I knew what to do with her.
18:06You keep an eye on things here, love. We need some more mineral water.
18:11Jenny, Kelly!
18:13It's gone.
18:14What?
18:15My transducer.
18:16It can't be gone. We left it on the dresser. It was there this morning.
18:18I don't know, but it's not there now.
18:20It's got to be somewhere.
18:21Where?
18:24Petey, I knew he was hiding something.
18:26Oh, no.
18:27Unlike Solano, he doesn't even know what it is.
18:29Jenny, it's dangerous. He doesn't know how to control the power.
18:32If he puts it on his head, he'll kill himself.
18:34Or someone else.
18:37The enemies of mankind.
18:39Quick, the fort. Come on.
18:48Jenny?
18:52Jenny?
18:55Hi.
19:00He's here!
19:18Come on.
19:49Come on.
20:02Where's the alien, Petey?
20:04Scared back to Mars, eh?
20:07Where's the laser gun, Petey?
20:08Wouldn't she lend it to you?
20:11This is it.
20:13I'm really scared.
20:15Don't hurt us, Petey.
20:17The enemies of mankind must be taught a lesson.
20:20Look out! He's going to shoot us with a headband!
20:25Mara!
20:48Come on.
21:02Are you all right?
21:03No.
21:05I hate this place.
21:07And the children have wars.
21:12Oh, we'd better get out of here, too.
21:18Petey, why don't you steal Alana's transducer?
21:21No one will believe me. We have an alien living with us.
21:24We don't.
21:25Well, yeah. Where does that transducer thing come from?
21:30From the year 3000. Alana's a time traveller.
21:34Wow! That's even better.
21:37She can tell us about the future.
21:39Way like telling everybody at school.
21:41Petey, Alana's in trouble. She needs our help.
21:44Why not?
21:45Because I might lock her up and do experiments on her.
21:47This has to be kept a secret, understand?
22:15Hello, Alana.
22:17But I thought you were dead.
22:19Well, as you can see, I'm alive and thriving.
22:23Have you got the time capsule?
22:25Hop in. I'll tell you.
22:34No.
22:37I'm sorry.
22:38I'm sorry.
22:39I'm sorry.
22:40I'm sorry.
22:41I'm sorry.
22:42I'm sorry.
22:46Alana, no!
23:12No!
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