The protagonist of the show is a 3000s girl named Alana. She is abducted by Silverthorn, a criminal from the year 2500, in the beginning of the series, and transported back in time to the year 1990.
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00:30♪
00:40♪
00:51Come in, come in.
01:03Welcome to my home.
01:06We must get back to the capsule.
01:08Yes, yes. But first, let me thank you for bringing me back.
01:20Jenny was right. You were faking it.
01:23Oh, run!
01:24Now, you scraggers!
01:30You liar. We should never have trusted you.
01:35Macro!
01:41Where did you grab these nonnies?
01:42Manners, Macro. Weren't you going to welcome me back?
01:44Why? You've only been gone an hour.
01:46An hour for you, a thousand years for me.
01:49You've got to let us go back to the capsule.
01:51I give the orders now, Lerner.
01:53I like your new clothes, boss. I never knew you were so attractive.
01:58Ah, it's good to be back in the old familiar stinker 2500.
02:02Where you been?
02:04Are the shields still working?
02:11I told you to fix that.
02:13I will, when we get something to fix it with.
02:20Ah, there. Totally fuzzed out. Globe Corp can't hear a thing.
02:25Who are these people?
02:28I'll introduce you.
02:33This is Lorian and Alana.
02:36They're from the 31st century and they've got a time machine.
02:39It's sitting five clicks from here just waiting for us to grab it.
02:42Don't listen to him. He's been ill. He needs help.
02:46Nice try, Alana.
02:47Can you imagine the power a thing like that would give us?
02:49Even Globe Corp wouldn't stand in my way.
02:51You mustn't meddle with time. It'd be catastrophic.
02:55Give me PJ.
02:56No! Stop!
02:58Alana, there's something wrong.
03:05Put these things back safe.
03:13Kroll, show our friends the guest room.
03:18Silverthorne, master of time.
03:21I like the sound of that.
03:23You're a fool, Silverthorne. You don't know what you're doing.
03:38Captial, how long have they been gone?
03:40Lorian and Alana have been absent for 58 and a half minutes.
03:44They should be back by now.
03:46I wish I had a drink.
03:47The capsule has survival mechanisms.
03:50Water and protein nutrients can be synthesised from the atmosphere.
03:54I think I'll just have the water.
04:08How long have they been gone now?
04:10Lorian and Alana have been absent for 58 and a half minutes.
04:14Lorian and Alana have been absent for 59 minutes.
04:19I'm going after them. Close the hatch.
04:44Come on.
05:15No!
05:27Hello?
05:29What do you want?
05:30Toss off all your water chips.
05:32Water chips?
05:33Don't jig me. You're from the city.
05:35I saw you wasting water before.
05:37You must have maggot chips.
05:38I don't come from the city.
05:40And I don't have any chips, whatever they are.
05:45You're just a boy.
05:47What do you mean, just a boy?
05:49I thought you might have been a mutant or something.
05:52Now, are you going to help me out of here?
05:54Listen, girl.
05:55If you want to keep suckin' atmosphere, you'll do exactly what I say.
05:58I need water, you need to get out of the hole.
06:01Give me all your chips and you fly.
06:03Otherwise, you're maggot meat.
06:06I don't have any chips.
06:08None?
06:09No!
06:11What else have you got?
06:12Nothing.
06:13Look, are you going to help me out?
06:15Yeah, if you've got something I can trade for water, I might.
06:18Then again, I might not.
06:22I haven't got a thing.
06:24It's not good to be out here at night.
06:26There are rats and roaches.
06:27They like tasty things stuck in holes.
06:31Wait!
06:34I can give you water.
06:35As much as you want.
06:37From where?
06:38Capsule.
06:41What is that?
06:42It's my business.
06:43But there's water in it and I'm the only one that knows how to get it.
07:07Where are you from?
07:09Look out!
07:13Look out!
07:23Nice try.
07:24Why is this thing so important?
07:26Let me out!
07:27Open it up first.
07:28No!
07:29Right, back into the hole then.
07:30Capsule, open the hatch!
07:33Capsule!
07:40Hi, Teg.
07:42What is this thing?
07:43I don't know, I just found it.
07:44How did you know there was water in it?
07:46Give me that!
07:47It's just a band for my hair.
07:48Might be worth a few mils, I'll keep it.
07:50Think it suits me?
07:53Don't try that again.
07:58Listen, the owners could be back any minute.
08:00So you'd better get out of here.
08:01What about my water?
08:02What is so important about water?
08:04Can't you just turn on a tap?
08:06Where you come from, you're probably even washing it.
08:09Well, it's not like that out here.
08:11Tap water's full of heavy metal poisons.
08:13Rain's got acid.
08:14Water means life.
08:15So where is it?
08:18Capsule supply water.
08:32100% pure.
08:34You must be rich.
08:37So why'd you come out here anyway?
08:39If I lived in a big comfortable apartment in one of the city towers, I'd never leave it.
08:43I don't come from the city.
08:45Where then?
08:46Look, you've got your water, so why don't you just go?
08:48I want the rest of it.
08:51Stop it, you'll break it!
08:53Where's the water tank?
08:54This isn't a water tank.
08:56The water's synthesised from the Earth's atmosphere.
08:58Synthesised?
09:01This is a water synthesiser?
09:04Let go!
09:05It's mine now, so zip off!
09:06This isn't a water synthesiser!
09:08Go home before you really get hurt.
09:10Capsule, tell this geek what you are.
09:12This capsule is an exploration vehicle designed for travel through time.
09:16When were you built?
09:18Construction occurred in the year 3000.
09:21Now will you listen to me?
09:31It's my fault.
09:32I should have known he was lying.
09:36He fooled everybody.
09:39Except Jenny.
09:40How did she know he was lying?
09:43Because she does it too, only she calls it creative explaining.
09:52I love you.
09:53I love you too.
09:54I love you.
09:55I love you.
09:56I love you.
09:57I love you.
09:58I love you.
09:59I love you.
10:00Alana?
10:01Alana?
10:02Where are you?
10:06She's not here just now.
10:07Who are you?
10:08Macro.
10:09Hello, Macro.
10:10What are you going to be when you grow up?
10:15You must let us out!
10:16Shut up in there!
10:18Double foil will destroy everything!
10:27Cheap junk.
10:31Get out!
10:49Get down!
10:55Let's go!
10:57The transducers!
11:00Freeze!
11:01Back off!
11:04What's so important about these, huh?
11:08I'm...
11:09I'm not sure.
11:11But you must let us go.
11:14You've scrammed the shields!
11:16Now don't come over here!
11:22Run!
11:24Run!
11:36Computers can be programmed to say anything.
11:38Besides, you don't look like you're from the past.
11:41What do you think people looked like 500 years ago?
11:44Cavemen?
11:45If you really are from 1990,
11:47I've got something you should be able to identify.
11:50No!
11:51I'm not going anywhere with you.
11:53I'm going to look for my friends.
11:54That's not a good idea.
11:56There's another hole under there.
11:58This whole building's full of my surprises.
12:01Come on.
12:02It won't take long.
12:22I won't hurt you.
12:24I only eat girls if I'm really hungry.
12:35Capsule, close the hatch.
12:52You're really from 1990.
12:54You should know what this is.
12:56Are you kidding?
12:57It's a record.
12:58A record of what?
12:59Music.
13:00Can't you read?
13:01Not much.
13:06Twenty solid gold hits of 1980.
13:09Wow, there's some moldy oldies on this one.
13:12How does it work?
13:14I don't know.
13:15I've never seen it before.
13:17Wow, there's some moldy oldies on this one.
13:20How does it work?
13:21Don't you have a stereo?
13:23Stereo what?
13:24A record player.
13:25See, the record's got grooves.
13:27You put the needle in the groove,
13:28and the music goes through an amplifier and out the speakers.
13:31Now that is primitive.
13:33So how do you get music in the 25th century?
13:41This is a Stormen.
13:43Molecular level music storage unit.
13:45Anything particular you want to hear?
13:59Older than that, eh?
14:01It's all right.
14:05What do you do with all this junk?
14:07This is quality stuff.
14:09Antiques.
14:10Collectors pay heaps for what I find in these ruins.
14:13That's an antique?
14:14You know the trade rate of anything from the 20th century?
14:17Is that how you live?
14:19It's OK.
14:20Trade what I find for food and water.
14:22Try and stay clear of the rats and globe cops.
14:24The what cops?
14:27Globe cops.
14:28Globe Corp police.
14:32What's Globe Corp?
14:34Don't you ever get tired of asking questions?
14:36I'm from 1990, remember?
14:38Globe Corp's the company that runs the planet.
14:41The whole planet is run by one company.
14:43And the moon.
14:44The Globe Corp big boys live in a city up there.
14:47It's called Paradise.
14:48They have whatever they want.
14:50The rest of us have to tough it out in the grunge.
14:52Grandma reckons it's only a matter of time before the whole city dies.
14:56I'd better get going.
14:57You can't just leave.
14:59It's not every day a girl from the past turns up in my building.
15:02In fact, no girl has ever turned up in my building.
15:05What are you doing here?
15:06It's a long and complicated story.
15:09I like long, complicated stories.
15:14MUSIC
15:26There's another girl in the capsule.
15:28I'll go in first.
15:29Girl? Gee, you better be careful.
15:32I'd throw your brains if you had any, Ralph.
15:34I can't get into the capsule unless she comes out.
15:36And she won't come out if she sees your ugly face.
15:38So stay out of sight.
15:43MUSIC
15:53It's my visitor alone.
16:01Must be your lucky day.
16:03First you meet me, then you get a visit from the Rat King himself.
16:06Wonder what he wants.
16:10Jenny!
16:11Silverthorne.
16:12How do you know?
16:13He came back to 1990. He's a creep.
16:15Scumsucker?
16:16Worse.
16:19I can't see Alana or Lorraine.
16:20Who? Where are you going?
16:22He's after the time capsule. I've got to stop him.
16:25No one gets in Silverthorne's way. He's mega mean.
16:27You wouldn't stand a chance.
16:28Then help me.
16:29Zip that. I only pick on people smaller than me.
16:33I'll give you more water.
16:35Full tank?
16:36Yes.
16:37You talk me into it.
16:39Wait. Give me the headband.
16:43Girls.
16:44Girls.
17:07Jenny, it's me, Silverthorne.
17:10There's been an accident.
17:12Alana and Lorraine are hurt. They need your help.
17:15I don't believe you.
17:20Jenny, please.
17:23One more step and you lose body parts.
17:29Lank brain!
17:35Get them. But don't hit the capsule.
17:41Run!
18:03Thanks.
18:12Hey, Warper!
18:23You did good. What's your name?
18:25Jenny. What's yours?
18:26Nick.
18:31It's all right. This is Nick. He's a friend.
18:33Hi.
18:34Where's Silverthorne?
18:36Right here.
18:37Don't, Jenny. Just throw it down.
18:40All right.
18:42You win.
18:46No!
18:59Let's go.
19:00Thanks.
19:01You're welcome.
19:03Let's go.
19:05Thanks.
19:06Now!
19:09Capsule. Open the hatch.
19:18Take me with you. Please. This world's finished.
19:21Anywhere's better than here.
19:23Jenny.
19:25I'm sorry, Nick.
19:27I'm sorry, Nick.
19:31Wait.
19:32Capsule supply water.
19:38Again.
19:39Jenny, you can drink later.
19:46I owe you this.
19:48Sorry, it's not more.
19:50Good luck.
19:51Jenny.
19:57Jenny.
20:20Jenny, I'm sorry.
20:21The transducer must remain with us.
20:23Does it have to?
20:24It doesn't belong in this time.
20:26I can't leave anything that might alter the future.
20:33I guess this is goodbye then.
20:35Forever.
20:37I'll miss you, Jenny Kelly.
20:39Me too.
20:41Alana, we must go.
20:44Think of me sometimes.
20:45Every day.
20:52Don't get fat and all that seaweed.
20:54I won't.
20:56I won't.
21:14This is Captain Zero to main base.
21:16I need medical supplies. My back is about to blow.
21:23All right. I've got one down.
21:27Ha-ha. Nine down, one to go.
21:31Die, stomatitis!
21:37Mom! Mom!
21:46Jenny.
21:56I fixed your hair.
21:58Mom.
22:01Why were you away so long?
22:03We had to take a detour and drop Silver Thorn off.
22:05You've been to the 25th century too?
22:08Wow! What was that like?
22:10Awful. I wouldn't want to go back.
22:12Did you see any spaceships? Were there any aliens?
22:14Did you bring anything back for me?
22:16Sorry, Phoebe.
22:17As exciting as it was, I'm very glad this time travel business is over.
22:21Can we keep the limo, Mum? You'll need it after you've got your licence.
22:25We'll see.
22:26It all seems like a dream.
22:28Nightmare more like.
22:30At least now we can get back to being a normal family.
22:39The capsule has returned to the year 3000.
22:50Jenny had to go home.
22:53It was the only way we could save our world.
22:56I know.
22:58Come on. Bruno will be waiting for us.