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The protagonist of the show is a 3000s girl named Alana. She is abducted by Silverthorn, a criminal from the year 2500, in the beginning of the series, and transported back in time to the year 1990.

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Transcript
00:00You
00:30You
01:00Oh
01:14Alana I don't feel like practicing today to Lister which a transducer on
01:21Oh
01:29Now
01:30Clear your mind of everything, but the transducer
01:34Visualize the transducer as a lens and concentrate all your mental energies through that lens
01:40Now focus on the ball
01:42I
01:47Can't there's too many you can concentrate
01:55Steady not so much power relax
02:03Good I'm going to withdraw now
02:13Oh done, you see you don't need me after all
02:25Concentrate
02:30Stay calm. I'm trying
02:42Oh
02:51Remove your transducer
02:56Alana the transducer is not a toy. It's a wonderful and powerful tool, but in uncontrolled hands, it is extremely dangerous
03:03I know that what if those hadn't been practice balls?
03:07I'm sorry to this stuff being sorry isn't enough. You have to learn to control your emotions
03:14Alana
03:17Alana
03:23What's wrong I don't want you to go on the time machine I feel something's gonna go wrong the time capsule is perfectly safe
03:31For rats and monkeys, it's never been tested with a human
03:34What if you get hurt and can't operate my transducer will protect me
03:38Besides it returns automatically in 28 days. You didn't tell me you'd be gone a month
03:44Time travel doesn't work like that. I'll return to this time almost as soon as I've left except for a few more gray hairs
03:50You won't even know I've been gone
03:55I'm not going PJ. Yes, you are. Come on
04:04What are they doing testing power for the time capsule it uses so much that had to patch in an energy beam from an orbiting power
04:11station
04:15Time for me to go. Oh
04:17Please can I come and watch? No, you can't look don't worry. Everything will be fine. I'll see you at home tonight
04:33I
05:04Wash
05:11Wash
05:31Scream
05:34Lana your class is starting. I'll forget it. I'm just trying to be helpful clock off PJ
05:58Project hologram PJ
06:03I didn't tell you everything about my time travel mission
06:07I'm really going back to the year
06:102500 to try and discover the causes of the great disaster
06:14It was a violent and dangerous time when life on this planet was almost wiped out
06:18If I don't return I want you to know that even though we may never see each other again. I will always love you
06:26No
06:33I
07:03I
07:24Have a Bruno so glad you could make it
07:30Come meet our first time traveler
07:33Callista
07:35This is our
07:36I'm honored counselor. The honors mine
07:40my transducer
07:43You are a very brave woman I might have the courage to travel back in time
07:49But I wouldn't dare be seen in those clothes
07:53This is what women wore in the year 2500
07:56Then we must be grateful for progress
08:00Shelby
08:03How
08:07Can I help you where's the time of our tree the time of our trees located in sector six
08:17Open access to the science complex is temporarily restricted your voice pattern must be verified before you can be admitted
08:25PJ do you have a sample of Chalister's voice?
08:27My memory contains the voice patterns of all your teachers and guardians repeat what I say using Chalister's voice
08:32I am the historian Chalister. No, you're not PJ. Just do what I tell you. I
08:38Am the historian to Lister? I'm sorry to Lister further verification of your identity is required
08:44Please place your hand on the sensor pad
08:51PJ find me another way into the time laboratory
08:57This power tube leads directly to the energy receptors under the temporal generators
09:02Our maintenance shaft gives access to the time laboratory
09:07How do I get in the power chip
09:14There is an emergency exit 500 meters north of this terminal
09:23The time capsule is equipped with our most advanced computer system
09:27Its memory contains all our records of the world's history before the Great Disaster
09:32Hopefully I'll return with an understanding of why our ancestors were so destructive. How hopes go with you
09:38set time destination coordinates to the year
09:412,500
09:48Coordinates it ready. Yes
09:57Warning it is dangerous to proceed beyond this point
10:27Warning
10:54Final systems check
10:58Oh
11:10Time coordinates it bring temporal flux generators online
11:21Shifting phase it's all yours to Mr.
11:27Good
11:57Oh
12:27Oh
12:37She's not coming back is she
12:58Oh
13:19Stay back
13:28I'll kill the next one that moves
13:37So this is a year 3,000
13:45Tillis has been kind enough to tell me all about you including the fact you don't have any weapons
13:58Imagine that a scraggle like me holding the whole world hostage with nothing but a job gun
14:06The name is silver thorn
14:09And I've got some pretty hefty demands I
14:14Want to speak to somebody in authority
14:19I'm Ava head of the World Council. Now. What do you want your job for starters?
14:27I
14:34Didn't tell me transducers could do that
14:44Try that trick again the kid dies let the try go we can help you no way where I come from help means brainwashed
14:51All right, if I can't control the future I'll try the past
15:07Turn off the generator, you know, so to operate the time capsule
15:22Oh
15:27Wait, so you're taking her but wherever it is, it'll be primitive and dangerous
15:51Jenny
16:07It's too loud
16:11Brother's trying to sleep. I don't know what the neighbors think
16:15Like it or not young lady. We're running a shop here. We have to be friendly. No one's friendly to me
16:22Okay, what's up
16:25Maria didn't invite me to a birthday party tonight. Everybody else is going
16:30Well, she probably just forgot
16:33She'll invite you to the next one not after she opens a present. I sent her
16:38What have you done remember that mouse he killed last week
16:44You didn't love to be there when she opens it right Jenny Kelly you got too much of your father and you for your own good
16:52I'll be like him
16:57Hey come down help me in the shop for a while then I'll watch a video with you. All right
17:10You hate dad for making you do this Jenny I do not hate your father
17:14Sometimes I'd like to kill him like when he sends you and Petey expensive gifts and forgets to pay your school fees
17:20But I don't hate him
17:21Yeah
17:22But if he didn't have walked out on us
17:23We wouldn't have to move into state and you wouldn't have to work all day long in this stupid shop
17:27I like this stupid shop grew up in one just like it. I like having my own money
17:32I like the people who come in here. Yeah, but why not a clothes shop?
17:35That would be rad because I got two kids who like to eat
17:38I figured if the business went bust we could all live here on tin food
17:42So you left school made us all rich with your drumming four years of baked beans. Yum. Maybe I should take my wind instrument
17:50Just go and find a video you want to watch
17:54What about slime monsters from the planet X no don't want you watching that stuff Jenny it's too violent
18:02Oh, no, it's funny. The blood didn't even look real. When did you see it?
18:08Petey and I watched it while you were doing your driving lesson
18:11Jenny, you know, he has nightmares and I leave you in charge of the shop. I need to know I can trust you
18:16What about attack of the killer zombies no don't push your luck
18:46I
18:52Must rescue him
19:09Alien spaceship on the port bow
19:11Oh
19:14Watch out behind you
19:19Yeah, another slay master six rack you are supposed to be in bed
19:36You stole this mum's room didn't you she hides in a drawer let's go
19:42I
19:50Wish he was here. He's not
19:57Don't worry, I won't tell about the photo
20:11Oh flying saucer, no jumbo jet crashing Maria's party, I hope
20:41Oh
21:11Come on
21:41I
22:11You
22:41You