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00:00I'm not sure he's going to be up for all the fuss.
00:25Exactly.
00:26That's why it'll be so funny.
00:28Is this his birthday or yours?
00:29Well, you know what Ronnie's like.
00:30He'll soak and mourn and say he hates it, until he's had a few drinks and then he'll
00:31love it.
00:32But before that point, I get to enjoy watching him suffer.
00:33You two have a very strange relationship.
00:34Oh, well, what do you do, Ron, Ron, Ron?
00:35Oh, you're diddling.
00:36Oh, yeah, I'm, uh, I'm diddling okay, actually.
00:37Seriously?
00:38That's a prize pie.
00:39Oh, what?
00:40How could you be so stupid?
00:41I'm not stupid.
00:42I'm not stupid.
00:43I'm not stupid.
00:44I'm not stupid.
00:45I'm not stupid.
00:46I'm not stupid.
00:47I'm not stupid.
00:48I'm not stupid.
00:49I'm not stupid.
00:50I'm not stupid.
00:52Seriously?
00:53That's a prize pie.
00:55Oh, what?
00:56How could you possibly?
00:57You left your laptop open on the website for happy birthday balloons.
01:03That could be for anyone, that.
01:06Oh, happy 55th birthday balloons.
01:09Oh, plumbing it.
01:11You totally spoilt her for reveling in my humiliation, all right?
01:14It wasn't just going to be humiliation.
01:16There was going to be cake and all.
01:18In fact, I was just about to nip into town to that wonderful bakery you like.
01:23Oh, you mean that place that does the cronuts?
01:27That's the one.
01:28But, well, I don't need to bother now, do I?
01:31Oh, no, no, no.
01:32Yes, you have to bother.
01:33Look, if you can, um, yeah, wait.
01:36Sorry for now.
01:38I'll, uh, take you there myself.
01:40Why, thank you.
01:42What was I thinking?
01:43A surprise party.
01:44This is much easier.
01:46I'll be a toe of Kev's.
01:48Ta-ta, Red.
01:49Ta-ra.
01:51What a woman, eh? What a woman.
01:53Hiya.
01:55Hi.
01:56Can I have a word?
01:57Is everything OK?
01:59Yeah, just, uh, hoping you can help me with some initial inquiries.
02:02Initial inquiries?
02:04Do we have to go down to the, uh, station or what?
02:07To be honest, I'm gasping for a nice cup of coffee.
02:10Can we do it in here?
02:12Yeah.
02:17Oh, oh, who's left...
02:19Oh, who's left this glass here?
02:21Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, it's me.
02:23I need a glass of water behind my bed or I can't get to sleep.
02:25It's a sofa, not a bed.
02:27She's got you there.
02:28Yeah, all right, I'm sorry.
02:29Look, when I get this, uh, flat confirmed,
02:31I'll be out your hair, all right?
02:32Look, why aren't you sleeping
02:33on the blow-up mattress of Gary and Sarah's?
02:35Because it's got more holes in it
02:36than something that's got a load of holes in it.
02:38Swiss cheese.
02:39Oh, a porcupine's backpack.
02:40Oh, yeah, right, very funny.
02:41Look, I'll do that, I'll do that.
02:42No, it's done now.
02:43Here, will you just shove them in the water?
02:45Yeah, will you just shove them in the wash for me?
02:47Oh.
02:48You know, you two are annoyingly similar.
02:54Both devilishly witty and fit, aren't we?
02:57No, like annoying like something that's really annoying.
03:04How's Sam's hand?
03:07Uh, that's fine, you know.
03:09If you're all right, it's just, he's got a scar and...
03:12Oh, no, never mind.
03:14What do you mean?
03:16It's...
03:17It's not that scar tissue I'm worried about.
03:20Well, what is it?
03:23It's the anniversary of Natasha's death today.
03:27Right.
03:30Um...
03:32I know Leanne's known Sam as long as I have,
03:35and she's his mum, but...
03:38You're his dad.
03:39Yeah.
03:41You know, dropping him off there yesterday killed me.
03:45Yeah.
03:46It's like that thing that Mum used to say, isn't it?
03:49It's like having an elastic band connected from your heart to your kids.
03:54Bit gross, isn't it?
03:56Yeah.
03:58Hidey-ho.
03:59And here she is now, the massive backstabbing Judas,
04:04happily selling the house from underneath our feet.
04:07Where is she?
04:08Wait, where is she?
04:09If you're referring to Gail...
04:10He is.
04:11Your loving mother, who looked after you and cared for you your entire life...
04:15Yeah, you can nip all that in the bud for a start.
04:17Where is she?
04:18Well, she's at mine, because it was my suggestion
04:20not to spoil her mini-break by coming here and, well,
04:23seeing you with your face on.
04:26And you was at the flat all night?
04:29Yeah.
04:30You didn't leave?
04:31No.
04:32But like I said, Debbie was out all night,
04:35I had some food, watched some telly, went to bed.
04:40Right, OK. That's everything.
04:43So, did he pass or did he crack and confess to everything?
04:46Yeah, he didn't stand a chance.
04:48I always go ultra-bad-cut when I'm drinking frothy coffee.
04:51Well, how long is his birthday?
04:53It's your birthday?
04:54Oh, it's your birthday.
04:56You really don't have to go around telling everybody.
04:58You should have said. I'd have given you extra sprinkles.
05:01Many happy returns.
05:03Do you know what time Didi and Michael leave for work today?
05:06Oh, well, if you hurry, you might catch them at ours.
05:08Didi came round for breakfast.
05:10Right you are.
05:22I told them they were in the house all night.
05:24And will they back you up?
05:26Well, they were asleep when we left.
05:28You sure?
05:30Yes, I'm sure.
05:33I just don't get why you're here.
05:35Oh.
05:36Has she sent you to be like cannon fodder?
05:38Well, in a nutshell, yeah. Once more into the breach.
05:41I wanted to come to try and smooth the waters.
05:44Or you could just keep out of things that don't concern you.
05:47Oh, David.
05:48I just don't get why she didn't call me back.
05:51Well, the simple reason is she's ignoring your calls.
05:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Gail doesn't ignore my calls.
05:58I ignore hers.
05:59Can I ask you something?
06:01I ignore hers.
06:02Can I just say I'm finding you a tad hostile?
06:05Hostile? Really?
06:07She's trying to make my family homeless.
06:09She's allowed to sell her house.
06:12Yes, and I told her to give me a chance to raise the money,
06:16but would she wait? No.
06:18She's far too busy posting pictures of you and her by the seaside
06:21and your flip-flops on flipping blackjack.
06:25Hey.
06:28What's that?
06:29Er, my Jaws' ski goggles.
06:32Cords get off all right?
06:34Yeah, fine.
06:35Or gives a leg.
06:39What are you still doing here?
06:40Half day for speech night.
06:42Half day for speech night?
06:47Oh, tar.
06:48Yeah, they're Mentos.
06:50Oh, tar.
06:51Yeah, they're Mentos.
06:53You're having such a good time.
06:57Hey, are you OK not mentioning what you were worried about yesterday?
07:00Oh, yeah, yeah, gotcha.
07:02Good lad.
07:04Right, put them on, then.
07:06Wee, perfect.
07:11Well, if you need to contact me, Dee Dee's got my card.
07:14Yeah, well, I might be asking you to talk to Carla
07:16if she has a go at being late.
07:18So, are my whole family suspects now, then?
07:21Are you going to speak to me mum,
07:23heading on to Lewisham to talk to our James?
07:25Told you, none of you is suspects.
07:27And I already told you when we spoke on Monday.
07:30Dad, Michael and I were all here together that night.
07:33Hey, Dee Dee, honestly, it's just due diligence.
07:37Enjoy your party.
07:40Tar.
07:44What are you saying tar to him for?
07:46He was being nice. And that was just a reflex.
07:48Look, why are you being so snippy?
07:50They're allowed to ask questions.
07:52Oh, really? Well, thank you for that. I had no idea.
07:56Look, Dee Dee, I get it, OK?
07:58Whatever you thought about Joel, whatever I thought about Joel,
08:02you're allowed to grieve someone you might have, you know,
08:05mixed feelings about.
08:06Are you finished? Cos I thought you were late for work.
08:08Dee... Look...
08:10I just had a bad night's sleep, OK?
08:12Sorry. But it had nothing to do with him.
08:15Right, well, OK, just make sure you cheer up
08:18before the party this afternoon.
08:20Parties are for fun.
08:22Right, knockout. Snippiness.
08:28I've just rang them.
08:29They're having a run on them bigger cakes,
08:31so we need to get going.
08:32Uncle Ronnie? Hi, Dee Dee.
08:34Right, I've got your keys.
08:36I'll put the address in the sap lab.
08:39What have you told these sea greens?
08:41Oh, you just wanted to know where I was
08:43on the night Joel disappeared.
08:45Unlike your dad, I didn't have an alibi.
08:47Where's Noble Street?
08:49Sorry? Weatherfield.
08:51Noble Street, number 47.
08:53It says here it's the last place he went to.
08:56Um, that's... Cos that's Joel's flat.
08:59Oh, right.
09:01And why were you at Joel's flat?
09:14SHE SIGHS
09:39That was from ages ago when me and Michael
09:41helped him move out.
09:43No, it's showing it's your last address.
09:46I usually use my phone, don't I?
09:48I mean, I hardly use that any more.
09:50I mean, flipping heck.
09:51First the coppers interrogate me over my breaking,
09:53now you're giving me the third degree
09:55over my sat-nav use.
09:57I mean, you care to chip in here, Dee Dee?
10:00Yes, all right, all right.
10:03Hey, hey.
10:06Are you OK?
10:07Yeah.
10:09Yeah, I reckon a party will do us all a bit of good, though.
10:12You'd better get going whilst there's still some cakes left.
10:15Spot on.
10:16Right, come on, you, get in.
10:18Lots of tissues.
10:25Lauren needs help, support.
10:28And I do really want to help her, but...
10:32..I'm just struggling to...
10:35..get over how I feel about her.
10:37Right.
10:39Look, I know I said I'd moved on, but...
10:44..the last thing I want is for her to think
10:46that I'm only helping her because I fancy her.
10:49Gah.
10:51I should just forget it, shouldn't I?
10:55Got to say, mate, not getting very many caring vibes here.
10:59Oh, sorry, mate, it's Maria.
11:01I'm supposed to be off today, but she's having some kind of...
11:05..salon emergency.
11:08Right.
11:09Somebody died.
11:11What?
11:12D-Y-E-D.
11:14Died.
11:15It was meant to be a hairdresser joke.
11:17Sorry for banging on.
11:19No, yeah.
11:20It's OK, I do get it.
11:22Look, I think Lauren is just feeling a bit fragile at the moment.
11:27I know.
11:28Just going to have to get over myself,
11:30hunker down in the friend zone.
11:33You OK to keep what I said to yourself?
11:35Yeah, yeah, of course.
11:38Well, that was nice.
11:40Mmm.
11:43So, then...
11:45..shouting us a free lunch?
11:47Holidays?
11:48Feeling flush or what?
11:51Like a blindfolded man after a vindaloo.
11:57No, I just fancied a pub lunch.
11:59And your mum's told me you'd been burned by your exes.
12:02Yeah, more like drowned, actually.
12:05Yeah, I've been thinking...
12:07Well, we've been thinking...
12:10..maybe you're after Mum's money.
12:13After she's finished, you know, paying for all the bath and stuff,
12:16and the house must be worth it.
12:18What?
12:19This house stuff against him, I didn't write.
12:21Erm, I need to top up. Same again?
12:23Er...
12:24Ta.
12:25No, I'm fine, thanks.
12:26Yeah.
12:29No, no.
12:30I wouldn't say flush.
12:32I wouldn't say flush.
12:34But I'm doing all right at the moment.
12:36Cos me and me ex's house sale has gone through,
12:38and I've made a tidy profit.
12:40Yay! Gentrification.
12:42Right.
12:43Yeah, well, that makes sense.
12:46Yeah, we'll just have to thank our lucky stars
12:48it's a seller's market at war.
12:55I'll, er, after you.
12:57No, it's all right. You go. I'm waiting for Max.
12:59OK, erm...
13:00Pot of best and two zeroes, please, Jenny.
13:02Coming up, love.
13:06Meryl needs changing, I won't be a sec.
13:09Ah, look, I'm glad baby Frankie got a discharge date.
13:14Yeah, thanks.
13:20How did you get on with the sofa at number eight?
13:22What?
13:23Well, er, Gail's super comfy deluxe sofa.
13:27I vacated a couple of weeks ago, so you could have the pleasure.
13:30Oh, right.
13:31Yeah, it's... they're comfy, innit?
13:34Yeah, but I was being sarky.
13:35I mean, that's spring in the middle.
13:37I mean, it's vicious, eh?
13:38Not really. I could sleep anywhere, me.
13:40What? What, even on the world's most uncomfortable sofa?
13:44Well, no, you're just a bit of softie, aren't you?
13:46You're a princess.
13:48You know, with the... with the peak.
13:49Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, yeah.
13:51Hey, er, do you want a drink? I'm buying.
13:53Er, no, I'm not stopping, Tara. I've left Taya on her own.
13:56She's doing a shift. I was desperate and she was happy to help.
14:00Oh, right.
14:02I thought we should try that, um, being civil thing out.
14:06Yeah, yesterday was pretty awful.
14:09Yeah.
14:11Um, did he mention his mum this morning?
14:14Er, yeah, briefly.
14:16He was more interested in showing off his stitches, to be honest.
14:20He's growing up so fast, isn't he?
14:23Yeah, it's hard to remember. He's still just a kid.
14:26A kid who's lost his mum, yeah.
14:29Listen, I've been thinking and I've got an idea about how this might work.
14:38Right, when he's inbound, give me a shout and I'll get these out.
14:41No, don't worry, I'll take them from you, Taya.
14:43OK. Thank you.
14:44So he just wanted to know where we all were that night.
14:48Oh, yeah, well, I said we were in all night.
14:50Hey, are we ready?
14:52Is he, er, ready?
14:55Surprise!
14:57Whoa, what are you lot doing here?
14:59The man is literally walking in, carrying his own birthday cake.
15:02It couldn't be less surprise.
15:04Yeah, she's been trying to get me. Always gives herself away.
15:08You want to work on your poker face.
15:10Hey, if I hadn't have left my laptop open, I'd have had you, good and proper.
15:14Thank you. Thank you, everyone.
15:16And, er, this is a big cake. Are you going to...?
15:18Oh!
15:20On it. Good lad.
15:22Good speech.
15:23Hey, phone's away.
15:25All right, Dad.
15:26Quite slippy.
15:28Here, let me give you a hand.
15:31I think the police intervention has made people a bit tense.
15:36Yeah, not the best timing. Good job on the cake, though.
15:39Oh, it's really Ronnie Creamy.
15:42Ronnie was having cat's kittens every time we went round a corner.
15:45You know what he's like with his upholstery.
15:48I can't believe he let Joel put his stuff in there.
15:51I mean, it's not like he's got masses of boot space.
15:54Hang on, Joel?
15:56Yeah, when you two were helping Joel move out of his flat.
15:59Oh, yeah, no, that was my car.
16:01Your car?
16:03Yeah, the chest of drawers went in my car.
16:05Can you imagine it fitting in Uncle Ronnie's?
16:07No, I can't, actually.
16:09Yeah, well, that makes more sense then.
16:12Right.
16:14I'll take these over.
16:18Hiya.
16:21Why's he smiling at us?
16:23Because he's going out on the grounds.
16:25You know, when you say that he was poking about your finances,
16:29what do you mean?
16:31I won't say poking about, more just...
16:35..asking questions, really, offering advice.
16:38Why?
16:41What if Jesse was the one that took Damon's money?
16:44That's quite a leap.
16:46I know, I know.
16:48But he turns up sniffing around exactly when the money goes missing.
16:52And come on, somebody took it.
16:54And if it's not him, then who?
16:56And don't even say Daniel.
16:58You're basing this whole money going missing in a lock-up thing
17:01on one phone call from Damon.
17:05I mean, Damon.
17:07I mean, let's face it, if we were doing a top five of your dodgy boyfriends,
17:10he's straight in at number one.
17:12All right, shut up, David.
17:14If it's not Damon, it's his even dodgier brother, Harvey.
17:17And if it ain't him, it's one of many dodgy friends of the barber.
17:20All right, fine, I get the point.
17:22I mean, it's just... Yeah, don't worry.
17:24Yeah, I'm on my way now. Yeah.
17:27I'm sorry, I've got to run.
17:29But I've settled up with Jan.
17:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming now.
17:33Oh, no, that's not dodgy, not in the slightest.
17:36Where are you going?
17:38What do you think I'm doing? He's hiding something.
17:40I'm going to see what it is. Are you mad?
17:44Oh, thanks, love.
17:46I'm on my own and I always struggle with that best barrel.
17:48Yeah, it's fine.
17:50How's Gemma?
17:51Well, you know, she's taking it day by day.
17:55I don't know.
17:57It's been three years since Johnny.
18:00Oh, of course, yeah.
18:02Sorry, Gemma.
18:03Oh, I'm fine.
18:05You know, I'd usually tell her to take all the time she likes,
18:08but we are short-staffed.
18:11Right.
18:12And I can't keep her shifts open forever.
18:16What, so you're saying that she needs to get over her twin dying
18:18cos she might lose her job?
18:20No, no, no, no, no.
18:21I'm not saying that at all.
18:23What I'm saying is that I know more than most
18:26that, you know, the hurt, it's not going to stop any time soon.
18:29So if she just wanted to start with the odd hour,
18:31just to ease herself...
18:32Oh, I'm sorry, Jenny.
18:34It's a no. She's...
18:35It's too soon.
18:37OK.
18:39I'm sorry.
18:42It's OK.
19:06Oh, hey, Sam.
19:08Hi. Can I have a quick word?
19:10Hey, look, I'll take over.
19:12Sam, will you put my coat into the office?
19:14Once again with the child labour.
19:17Everything OK?
19:18Yeah, listen, we've just had a big talk and I've made a decision.
19:23I think that me and you should move out of the flat.
19:25I think it's only fair that Nick moves back in and he can be with Sam.
19:29OK.
19:30Yeah, I just think it's right that Sam's with his dad
19:33and he doesn't have to move out again.
19:34Yeah, no, I totally get that, yeah.
19:36But, OK, where were you thinking...?
19:38Look, actually, I've already found somewhere.
19:41Craig's going to move in with Kirk and keep him company,
19:44you know, now that Beth's gone.
19:45Oh, I heard Kirk say he was lonely.
19:47Right, so the salon flat's free?
19:49Yeah.
19:50Doesn't Tyrone own that? Have you talked to him yet?
19:52Yeah, listen...
19:54Look, this is really hard to say.
19:56What? What is it?
19:58All right, don't take this the wrong way, but...
20:01Well, I sort of want to live on my own for a bit.
20:04And, to be honest,
20:06I'm not sure I'm in the right headspace to share with you at the minute.
20:13So, you two.
20:15Don't think I haven't seen the looks.
20:18What looks?
20:19Between you both,
20:21eh, Dee Dee,
20:22and he has the temerity to question my poker face.
20:26Temerity?
20:28Michael told me you went in his car to Joel's flat.
20:31So why's that addressing your sat-nav?
20:33Listen, I don't think this is the time to talk about it.
20:36No, she's right.
20:37We need to talk about this.
20:39No, we don't.
20:40Ed, they're going to keep on pestering me until I do.
20:43So, anyway, here goes.
20:45Speech!
20:46Speech!
20:47To the love of my life.
20:49Oh, no.
20:52I am truly sorry you've had the misfortune
20:55to get involved with an absolute rotter like me.
20:59You might not have pulled off a surprise party.
21:02I was surprised.
21:03But you surprise me every day.
21:05By sticking with me.
21:07Despite my grumpiness and, er,
21:10the surprises I throw your way.
21:12So, um, thank you.
21:15And thank you all for coming.
21:17Right, on by.
21:18Er, who's for more champagne?
21:20Ooh, er, no second for me, please.
21:22All right.
21:23You turn the record in, all right?
21:27Give me a hand.
21:32He's not here.
21:33This was a stupid idea.
21:34We can't give up now.
21:35We need to find him.
21:36Let's go.
21:37I'm not going anywhere.
21:38We're not letting him get away with this.
22:03Dad.
22:06You went to see him that night, didn't you?
22:08Both of you.
22:10You've got to believe me.
22:11We didn't lay a finger on him.
22:14But, yeah, we were there that night.
22:17We were going to drag him down to the cob shop.
22:20But when we got there, he didn't answer,
22:22so we broke in.
22:25You broke in?
22:27We brought a crowbar.
22:29You broke in?
22:31We brought a crowbar.
22:33Then what did you do?
22:36Well, that's it.
22:39We went home with our tails between our legs.
22:43Swore each other to secrecy.
22:45Yeah, again.
22:47I know.
22:48Hey, er, do you want me to bring those over?
22:50No, we're fine, thanks, Nick.
22:54And that's it?
22:55After that, you called it off and came on?
22:57That's it.
22:58What, you don't believe me?
23:00Would you blame me?
23:02You've lied to me this long.
23:05I understand why you didn't tell the police.
23:07I mean, the whole thing is beyond stupid.
23:10It's macho nonsense, but I get that.
23:12What I don't get is why you didn't tell me straight away.
23:16We're together, remember?
23:18We're meant to sort stuff out like this together.
23:20I know.
23:22I know.
23:23I'm sorry.
23:24Go on, then.
23:26Shout at me.
23:29I was half expecting you to force us to go to the police.
23:32I can't force you to do anything, Dad.
23:36Hey, look, I didn't mean to ambush you before.
23:39No, I completely get it. I mean, you're right, it's for the best.
23:43Does Sam know?
23:44Yeah, yeah, he's fine with it.
23:46Look, I would have run it past you first, but he brought it up and...
23:49No, honestly, it's fine. It makes total sense.
23:52And, yeah, you know, as long as you're happy with it.
23:55Yeah, yeah, of course.
23:56Hey, I'm gonna need you to help me pack.
24:00Are you sure you can't stay as well?
24:02All of us.
24:04Oh, Sam.
24:05No, it's win-win, isn't it? Come on.
24:07You're gonna get two fridges to raid,
24:09double the number of streaming subscriptions,
24:11spare room to bob all your stuff in. Come on.
24:14Yeah, stick your telescope out the window, you've got an observatory.
24:21Oh, you are kidding.
24:24Oh!
24:25Oh, watch out!
24:26Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry.
24:28Sarah, are you all right?
24:31Nothing's broken.
24:35You OK?
24:36Will you be?
24:37When me mum finds out you're nipping off,
24:39having secret meetings with other women.
24:49I'm coming.
24:52Hey. Hiya.
24:55I can't be long, cos I'm short-staffed.
24:58I didn't mean that in a passag way.
25:00I just... I just... I wanted to clear the air.
25:03You know, cos I didn't mean in any way
25:06that I was somehow threatening to fire you.
25:08I'm sorry.
25:09I was just, you know, really stressed cos of the barrel.
25:12And, you know, I know you're on bereavement leave, which is good.
25:16I mean, it's not... good.
25:19But I just want you to know that you need to take as much time as you need
25:23and just don't feel like you have to hurry back.
25:26Right.
25:28What are you on about?
25:31Has Chesney not talked to you?
25:34Well, not since this morning, no.
25:36Oh, right. Um...
25:38Well, I...
25:40Rather clumsily...
25:42Passag?
25:43..told him that I couldn't hold on to your schist forever
25:47and that I hoped you'd be back at work soon.
25:50Right.
25:53Yeah, he has been mithering, actually.
25:55Well, he's... he's just looking out for you.
25:58Yeah.
25:59I think I am ready, you know.
26:01I could do some shifts next week, maybe.
26:04Are... are you sure?
26:05Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. I am.
26:13Are you OK?
26:14Bill, when you've got a sec, please, Nick.
26:16Oi, what are you doing? You're not paying.
26:18It's your birthday.
26:19Yeah, Nick, if he goes anywhere near that bill,
26:21I'm going to flame this place so hard, I'm going to improvise it.
26:24Oh, er, OK.
26:25Well, look, it's my birthday, so my gift decides who pays, right?
26:30I don't think it works like that. It definitely doesn't.
26:32Er, thank you. There you go, Michael.
26:34Yes.
26:35Hey, hang on a minute.
26:36I organised this. I'm paying.
26:38No, you're not. Nope.
26:40OK, let's just split it evenly, OK?
26:42Everyone except for me.
26:43No, no, no.
26:44All right, then. Get your little calculator out.
26:46I don't have a little calculator. I've got a phone.
26:48Hey, you don't need a calculator.
26:51Give it to you.
26:52Er, listen, you don't have to do that.
26:54Just part... Just...
26:56They're not listening.
26:58You're better off keeping yourself out of this one, mate.
27:00Hey.
27:01Very quiet.
27:02Erm, yeah, sorry, I've got a bit of a headache,
27:05so I might head home, actually.
27:07Hey, hey, hey, don't go.
27:08Look, look, we're really sorry.
27:10We're stupid. We should have told you before.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Yeah, and we told you everything, all right?
27:16There's nothing else if that's what you're worried about.
27:18Me and Ronnie went back two hours with our tails between our legs
27:21and then, er, Ronnie went home.
27:25Ain't that right, man?
27:27Yeah, of course.
27:29Why do you ask me like that for?
27:30What do you mean?
27:31Right, Ron. You know I did, I told you.
27:33Well, I know, but I was just making you say it to confirm for Dee Dee.
27:37Why do I need to confirm?
27:39Flipping heck.
27:40No, go on, you don't believe me.
27:42Yeah, of course I believe you.
27:44Look, it's fine, guys.
27:45Do you want to try that again?
27:47Look, can you blame me? I mean, you were really hetter.
27:50We both were, and we both called it off.
27:52What do you think, huh? I went back there, finished off the job.
27:55Oh, my days, of course not.
27:57Everything all right, lads?
27:59Yeah, everything's, er, fine.
28:01Actually, I was just saying, I've got a bit of a headache,
28:03so I think I'm going to skip the pub.
28:05What?
28:06I've got some paracetamol if you want.
28:07I'm OK, sir.
28:08Sorry.
28:09That's too much, love.
28:10Oh, it's fine. I'll put it towards the tip.
28:15Now see what you've done.
28:17It's been a tough few days.
28:20I'll check in on her later.
28:23Wait, wait.
28:25This is my ex, Jane, and it was just a hug.
28:28Oh, just a hug.
28:30Yeah, right, of course it was.
28:32And what's my mum?
28:33Yeah, I was getting with her just to pass the time
28:35until you could get with this one.
28:37This one?
28:38Oh, wait a minute, don't tell me.
28:40Your mum's Eileen, right?
28:42No, my mum's Gail.
28:43Who's Gail?
28:44Well, she's Eileen's sworn nemesis.
28:47It's very complicated.
28:49And you're with Gail?
28:50Well, er, not with, with, no.
28:53Oh.
28:54But I am with her mother.
28:57Oh, yes, with my mother.
28:59And going on nice little trips away with my mother.
29:01There's only a night in Whitby.
29:03Oh, nice.
29:04I think it's not even dry in the divorce papers
29:06and you're on a dirty weekend with Whitby woman Gail.
29:08It was hardly dirty.
29:09Oh, I don't even want to know.
29:10So, was he cheating on you as well, then?
29:12Like highly, and is that why you're divorcing him?
29:14Just hang on.
29:15No, no.
29:16Jesse's an idiot, but, well, he's a good man.
29:20If you must know, it was me that was cheating
29:22when he was inside.
29:24Inside like prison?
29:25Look, please, please.
29:27Can we just concentrate on the good man bit?
29:30I'm sorry.
29:31I'll be in touch about the house, Jesse.
29:33Oh, OK, look, but, look, please,
29:35I was going to tell you about Gail.
29:41What?
29:42Why are you even here?
29:44Because I've been following you.
29:46Of course you have.
29:48Why are you lot so suspicious of me?
29:50Oh, come on, we both know.
29:51Well, we both know what?
29:52You know.
29:53I don't.
29:54The money.
29:55What money?
29:56You mean Gail's money?
29:57No, the...
30:00You don't know?
30:01What the hell are you talking about?
30:03You don't know?
30:25Yes?
30:28Dad, I'm... I'm fine.
30:30I just...
30:31Please, Dad, I...
30:34OK, OK, it's open.
30:53Didi, I'm so, so sorry.
30:56It's just a headache, Dad.
30:58Yeah, you said.
30:59Look, I brought some pills.
31:01Look, you take these.
31:02Go sit down.
31:03I'll go get some water.
31:09Listen, I'm serious.
31:10Scream at me, shout at me.
31:11I deserve it, all right?
31:13What me and Ronnie did was stupid.
31:21Whatever we thought of Joel,
31:23there's no excuse.
31:59I'm so sorry we didn't tell you straight away.
32:06I already knew, Dad.
32:10What?
32:13That night, I...
32:15I heard you and Uncle Ronnie arguing in the yard
32:17when he dropped you home.
32:20Oh, love.
32:23I should have said something sooner.
32:26I don't know why I didn't.
32:27I just...
32:29Maybe part of me was glad.
32:32You know, glad that my family, my dad,
32:34had gone out to make sure he was going to pay for everything he'd done.
32:37Listen, we didn't do anything, I swear.
32:39What we said in the bistro was the truth.
32:41When we realised what we were doing was so stupid,
32:43we went home.
32:44Ronnie, too.
32:45He was mortified up to me, but...
32:48but we didn't do anything.
32:50I know, Dad.
32:52I believe you.
32:53I know I've lied to you in the past.
32:55It's OK.
32:57I believe you.
32:58Yeah, but you spent the last few days thinking.
33:01I'm so, so sorry.
33:05I am so sorry.
33:12Air fryer.
33:13Oh, nix.
33:15Has he ever used it?
33:17Yeah, fair point, actually. I love it.
33:19Oh, no way.
33:20As if you've still got this ancient toasted sandwich maker.
33:23This takes me back.
33:25I haven't used it in years.
33:26It doesn't even work properly.
33:28Dad got that from some bloke from the market.
33:31Have you talked to Les lately?
33:33Yeah.
33:34I spoke to him a couple of weeks ago.
33:36He was drunk, obviously.
33:38And he expected me to summarise what had been happening in my life
33:41since the last time we spoke.
33:43Did you?
33:45No, I said nothing much, I didn't.
33:46Did you?
33:48No, I said nothing much had happened.
33:50Could hardly hear him, anyway.
33:51I think he was at some wrestling show.
33:53Wrestling?
33:54Yeah.
33:55He said something about meeting up for a drink,
33:57but when I messaged back...
33:59He didn't reply.
34:00Yeah, pretty standard line of communication with my dad all round.
34:04Sam, could you do us a favour?
34:06Somebody's left a big cardboard box outside,
34:08near the recycling, near the residence car park.
34:10Could you just go and nab it for me?
34:11Yeah, of course.
34:13Unless there's rats in it, then no.
34:16Mm-hm.
34:23So, he's OK about you moving out, then?
34:26Well, he says he is, but you never really know what he's thinking.
34:31Um...
34:32I'm sorry for springing all this on you.
34:34No, come on, I totally get it.
34:37You're right, you know, we're better off with a bit of space.
34:40Yeah.
34:41Especially now you've recovered.
34:43Yeah.
34:44Yeah, and things aren't really great between me and Nick, so...
34:48Well, do you know what? I...
34:50I think it'll be good for me to live on my own.
34:52I've not lived on my own for ages,
34:54and I've always had to rely on somebody else,
34:56so I think it'll be good for me.
34:58Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I mean, me too.
35:00In fact, I'm going to get online, right now,
35:02and, er, I'm going to see what's out there.
35:05Yeah.
35:09Hey.
35:11Is Bethany back yet?
35:12Er, no, hopefully tomorrow,
35:14but will you send her some more TikToks?
35:16Cos it does cheer her up.
35:18Thanks.
35:19Right.
35:20Hello?
35:21Hi.
35:22Is Mum in?
35:24No, she's staying at Jesse's.
35:26Who, by the way, said you ambushed him with his axe.
35:30Yeah, well, I think he was being dodgy in the pub.
35:33You'd know all about dodgy, wouldn't you?
35:35Oh, David, shut up.
35:36It's not me to shut up. You're the one who called round here.
35:39Did you know that Jesse's been to prison?
35:43No. Why?
35:45He doesn't want to say.
35:47Well, my money's on Harvey.
35:49Maybe. Hopefully.
35:52What do you mean, hopefully?
35:54Because if it's not Harvey,
35:56he's going to be pretty knocked that the money's gone missing, isn't he?
35:59What if he comes sniffing round here for it?
36:01Oh, great, so we're not only going to be homeless,
36:03we're going to be the target of Weatherfield's kingpin of crime?
36:09Yeah.
36:37She OK?
36:39She's not great, no.
36:42Turns out she heard us come back to the house that night.
36:46So when she found out, we told the police we didn't leave the house.
36:50She thought we might have. Exactly.
36:52Enough to give anyone a headache.
36:54Hey, Ed's back.
36:56Ah, here he is. Funny how you sneaked out late with your round.
37:01Well, is Dee Dee all right?
37:03All right, look, son, you...
37:06We've got something to tell you.
37:10Come on, brother dearest.
37:12I think Abbie needs to take you home. Oh, do you think?
37:15I'm not leaving. Not unless we're getting a kebab.
37:19In which case, I'm getting a kebab.
37:21Ah, thought you'd never ask.
37:23Erm, kebabby?
37:25Are you there?
37:30All right. Right, go on. What is it?
37:33Oh, hi, mate. Leanne not with you?
37:35No. I convinced her I was going to bleed to death if I came by myself.
37:39OK, look, get out the way of the door, here.
37:42Sorry, I know I shouldn't be by here,
37:44but it turns out we're out of black peppercorn and we're having eggs.
37:48And you can't really have eggs without them.
37:51Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
37:53Yeah, hang on, erm, is everything all right, though?
37:56Yeah.
37:57It's good that Leanne's just moved me in the corner, isn't it?
38:00Oh, well, that's good.
38:02She's nicking the earth, right?
38:04Well, predictable.
38:06And planning on moving out tomorrow.
38:08Wow. That's quick.
38:10Yeah.
38:12Next year, I'll have the anniversary
38:14of losing two mums on two consecutive days.
38:21Mate...
38:22No, sorry. That was meant as a joke.
38:25I'm sorry.
38:27Mate...
38:28No, sorry. That was meant as a joke.
38:31Honestly, I gathered it's for the best.
38:34And like you say, she's just round the corner.
38:37You're not losing Leanne, you know.
38:39Look how close she is to Simon.
38:41Yeah, I know. I know, honestly.
38:44It was just a bad joke.
38:46You'll be able to see her whenever you want.
38:48Yeah, I know.
38:51Pepper?
38:53Yeah, yeah, OK, yeah.
38:56There we go.
38:58See you later. Yeah. Enjoy your eggs.
39:04I don't believe this.
39:06No, actually, what am I saying? Of course I believe it.
39:08You playing the hard man act and you lying about it.
39:11No, Michael. No, he's right. I deserve that.
39:14I held my hands up. We both did.
39:17What we did was stupid.
39:19Oh, forgot your keys.
39:21Oh.
39:23Got a craving for some crisps.
39:25Do you fancy a brew?
39:27Ooh, go on, then.
39:31You realise I, erm...
39:33What's the word? I purged myself because of you.
39:36I told him that you were in all night.
39:38No, you said you thought he was in all night.
39:41You were asleep.
39:43OK, great.
39:45Good to know I can rely on a technicality when it comes to court.
39:48I'm guessing Dee Dee's told you to go to the police?
39:50She's...
39:52..agreed to keep it quiet. We both have.
39:55What?
39:57Nothing happened, so...
39:59Sorry, wait, run this past me again.
40:02Dee Dee's agreed to cover up your little vigilante justice spree
40:05and you're OK with it, are you?
40:07Well, like Ron said, nothing's happened.
40:09Apart from Joel being murdered.
40:11Keep your voice down.
40:13Look, I believe you.
40:15I know you had nothing to do with it.
40:17No problem. Glad to know.
40:19Yeah, but you broke into his house that night and got murdered.
40:21That's a massive coincidence.
40:23You think anyone else will believe you didn't do it?
40:25Which is why none of us can say anything.
40:31I didn't think you'd still be awake.
40:33Can't sleep.
40:36You OK?
40:38Mm-hm.
40:43Jenny come round before.
40:45Right.
40:47Look, I'm...
40:49I'm sorry I shouldn't have gone behind your back.
40:51No, it's fine.
40:53I told her I'd go back and do some shifts next week.
40:56Part-time, you know.
40:58This is where you're going to have a go at me for interfering?
41:01No.
41:03I get it.
41:07It just...
41:09..feels weird just carrying on like normal.
41:13Look...
41:15..that's why you don't have to, Gem.
41:17I do.
41:19We need the money.
41:21And I can't just keep sitting here while you're working so hard
41:24you can hardly keep your eyes open.
41:27And I'm fine.
41:29Are you, though? Really?
41:32Yeah.
41:34Well, I've got to be. You know it's going to change, is it?
41:38And he's not coming back.
41:41And I can't just be sad forever, can I?
41:45Gemma, come here.
41:54Sorry it's late, but this can't wait till tomorrow.
41:58Right.
42:00How are you so calm?
42:02I thought you'd been marching him down to the police station.
42:04Because they didn't do it.
42:06OK, but do you really think the police,
42:08the same police who locked up Roy Cropper for murder,
42:11are going to look at the dad and the uncle of the victim's ex-fiance
42:15and believe that?
42:17Do you believe them?
42:19That they broke in and changed their minds?
42:21Of course I do, don't you?
42:25Yes, yeah, yeah.
42:27Look, I can't deal with this right now, I know.
42:30I need to go to bed.
42:32Someone was looking for Joel that evening.
42:35And whoever that was, finished the job.
43:05I'm sorry.
43:23I'm sorry.
43:26I'm sorry.
43:35I'm sorry.