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00:00:31Let's get started.
00:00:35Alright, so, are you ready to get started?
00:00:39I am honored to work with you on this merger.
00:00:41I always say a merger is like a marriage.
00:00:44It is my honor to be able to support you through your divorce.
00:00:47So if a merger is a marriage,
00:00:49then my first question before reviewing assets and balance sheets and quarterly reports is...
00:00:54Before we go over you and your wife's history, assets, and shared properties...
00:00:59Are you sure you want to get married?
00:01:01Are you sure you want to get divorced?
00:01:05Alright guys, no photos.
00:01:08Yo, come on, seriously. Come on, no photos, no photos.
00:01:10Okay, fine.
00:01:14Where's your better half?
00:01:16I am a better half.
00:01:19Yeah, that's good.
00:01:22Hey babe.
00:01:23Hey babe.
00:01:25Sorry I'm late.
00:01:27You look beautiful.
00:01:30Oh, smooth.
00:01:32What kind of lotion do you use?
00:01:42No photos please, no photos.
00:01:49Mrs. Noble.
00:01:51Always a pleasure.
00:01:53Are you meeting Brett?
00:01:55Yes, but I'm surprising him.
00:01:57I'll show myself to the table.
00:02:04Tabby.
00:02:07I'll take those.
00:02:11Two Barca sodas.
00:02:13Top shelf, of course.
00:02:15So you're here together, huh?
00:02:17Should've known.
00:02:20Gwen!
00:02:22You weren't just my assistant, you were my best friend.
00:02:24Babe.
00:02:25Well consider yourself fired from both positions.
00:02:27Look, we were just having a drink.
00:02:28And Brett.
00:02:29It's not what it looks like.
00:02:30My first kiss, my first love.
00:02:33And now, I guess my first husband.
00:02:35Baby, what the...
00:02:37My hair!
00:02:38I want a divorce.
00:02:40Babe.
00:02:42Tabby, wait!
00:02:45Tabby!
00:02:51Tabby!
00:02:56Tabby!
00:03:07Dana.
00:03:08Dana.
00:03:14No peeking.
00:03:16Okay.
00:03:17Nope, nope.
00:03:18Happy anniversary.
00:03:22Happy anniversary.
00:03:24Please, enter the chambers.
00:03:28All right.
00:03:30So what's on the docket?
00:03:31Claims against the defendant?
00:03:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:33I thought I was the defendant.
00:03:34No, we're both the defendants.
00:03:35Okay.
00:03:36Go ahead, what do you have?
00:03:37What I got is, for the period of our seventh year of marriage,
00:03:40I bring forward the notice of things piled on chairs.
00:03:44Oh, things piled on chairs.
00:03:47Yes, things piled on chairs.
00:03:48Look, every time I want to sit in a chair,
00:03:49I gotta take your stuff off of it.
00:03:51Shoes, jacket, hats, purse.
00:03:54Chairs are meant to be sat in.
00:03:56I would like to sit in a chair.
00:03:58All right, fine.
00:03:59Assumed.
00:04:00All right, let me have it.
00:04:01What does the respondent say?
00:04:03No cell phones at the table.
00:04:05What?
00:04:06No cell phones at the table.
00:04:07I mean, phones should be left elsewhere.
00:04:09But not on chairs?
00:04:10Never.
00:04:11As dictated by issue A.
00:04:12Okay, assumed.
00:04:13Oh, hey, guys.
00:04:14Lucas, TJ.
00:04:15Are you two working?
00:04:16I thought it was your anniversary.
00:04:18It's our prolonged anniversary.
00:04:20Yeah, we celebrate one day for each year.
00:04:22Seven years married.
00:04:24Seven years, huh?
00:04:25Better watch out for that seven-year itch.
00:04:27Oh, don't worry, Luca, we're not itchy.
00:04:28You know the seven-year itch was actually debunked?
00:04:30Yeah, recent data shows that divorce peaks at 10 to 13 years of marriage.
00:04:34Oh, well, so we've got a few more years left.
00:04:36Yeah, we're good for like three years.
00:04:37So you two are working?
00:04:38In a way.
00:04:39Yeah, on our anniversary, we like to sit down and go over our relationship grievances and gratitudes and talk them through.
00:04:45I'm a lifelong bachelor, so you're the experts here.
00:04:48And enjoy this champagne.
00:04:51Well, you two have a wonderful anniversary.
00:04:53Thank you, Luca.
00:04:54Enjoy.
00:04:55Thank you, TJ.
00:04:56Very kind.
00:04:57That was nice.
00:04:58So sweet.
00:04:59Okay, so, time for presents?
00:05:01Presents.
00:05:02Now, traditionally, the seven-year gift is wool.
00:05:07Oh.
00:05:08Hope you like it.
00:05:09Yes.
00:05:10Oh, Merino wool socks!
00:05:12Well, I figured, you know, you could warm your feet up before you press them up against me in bed.
00:05:15Oh, so this is really a gift to yourself?
00:05:17Sort of, yeah.
00:05:18I love them, I'll treasure them.
00:05:19Okay.
00:05:21Okay, well, before the seven-year gift was modernized to wool, traditionally, it was copper.
00:05:26You didn't.
00:05:27Ta-da!
00:05:28Oh, babe!
00:05:30I always wanted a copper pot to make you popcorn, and this is amazing!
00:05:33Look at this!
00:05:34Oh, thank you, honey.
00:05:35Of course.
00:05:37I love you so much.
00:05:39This has been the best seven years ever, you know that?
00:05:41And hopefully the best is yet to come.
00:05:45You know, speaking of best to come,
00:05:50I wanted to have a little chat with you.
00:05:53I...
00:05:54I thought no cell phones at the table.
00:05:56I'm so sorry, it's just...
00:05:59Okay, Uncle Paul booked me in with a new client at 8 a.m.
00:06:05Oh, excellent, I just got booked for 8.15.
00:06:08Give me that.
00:06:09Yeah, let's get rid of those.
00:06:10Oh, it's gone.
00:06:11That is absolutely perfect, babe.
00:06:14So, two forever,
00:06:19together.
00:06:20Together.
00:06:22Sustained.
00:06:38Morning, Kim.
00:06:39Morning!
00:06:40So, confusingly, your ADM is with a reality star wanting a divorce.
00:06:44Oh, that is weird.
00:06:45Um, well, I can refer her to the best family lawyers.
00:06:47You're the best family lawyer.
00:06:50Uncle Paul.
00:06:51And that reality star is Tabby Noble.
00:06:54She's on the board of Jackie's Legacy Fund,
00:06:56and she is bankrolling our fundraiser gala next month.
00:07:00Oh, so you want to keep her happy.
00:07:02Yes, but also I know how complicated and public a divorce like hers will be,
00:07:08and I want to help protect her if possible.
00:07:10With you as Tabby's lawyer, this can be quick, easy, a painless mediation.
00:07:14Those are famous last words.
00:07:17All right.
00:07:19Of course.
00:07:26Hi.
00:07:27Oh, I love your shoes, Manolo.
00:07:29Oh, uh, no, Nordstrom Rack, but thank you.
00:07:33Can we get you something to drink?
00:07:35Oh.
00:07:36Yeah, maybe, like, a green juice and some nori chips on the side?
00:07:39And do you have an LED face mask I could wear while we chat?
00:07:42I find it super soothing.
00:07:44Please give Mrs. Noble a water.
00:07:47Thanks.
00:07:50Tabby, I know this must be a very, very hard time, and I'm sorry.
00:07:53My heart truly goes out to you.
00:07:56I also wanted to thank you for supporting Jackie's Legacy Fund.
00:08:00She was actually a lawyer as well.
00:08:02Family law, coincidentally.
00:08:04But here at the firm we focus on mostly contract law and mergers and acquisitions.
00:08:09But you clerked for Judge Westdale for three years, right?
00:08:13And you worked at Miller & Talbot, family law, where you were considered the best.
00:08:17Oh, you've done your homework.
00:08:18I'm not clueless. I just pretended to be on TV for 15 years.
00:08:22And do you know who my ex-husband and I are?
00:08:27I don't actually watch much reality TV.
00:08:31Oh. Okay.
00:08:33Well, we were on Noble Living, which is one of the biggest reality shows ever.
00:08:39And then we moved to the city and we got our own spin-off, eight seasons.
00:08:44Every single one was a hit.
00:08:45Oh.
00:08:46So the world has watched us fall in love, grow up, get married, make mistakes, struggle to get pregnant.
00:08:54Oh. I'm really sorry.
00:08:56So we have been in the public eye and working since we were 16.
00:09:01And now?
00:09:03Right now?
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:05Now we are on a hiatus right now.
00:09:10Wow.
00:09:11Yeah, we're just looking for the right fit for us in the current flailing content environment.
00:09:17Debbie, are you sure? Are you sure you really want to be divorced?
00:09:21I mean, I was looking at your file. You've been married for 10 years.
00:09:2416 years together. I mean, there's a lot of love there.
00:09:27Yeah, but love is like fame. Falling feels like flying until you hit the ground.
00:09:36Okay, listen, speaking of flying, I really think it's best if we just fly under the radar.
00:09:42You know, let's just keep this quiet. No big scenes. Let's really just try to just stay level-headed.
00:09:48Definitely.
00:09:50But also, he cheated on me with my best friend.
00:09:53Okay.
00:09:54So, I want everything. But mostly, I want him to hurt.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:05This is why I love family law.
00:10:08Morning, Jared.
00:10:09Your 815 is here.
00:10:10Okay, who is it?
00:10:14Oh. Okay.
00:10:18Mark.
00:10:20Brett Noble. Know who he is?
00:10:22I know who he thinks he is.
00:10:23493.
00:10:26494.
00:10:29495.
00:10:31496.
00:10:33497.
00:10:35498.
00:10:37Mr. Noble.
00:10:38499.
00:10:40500.
00:10:46Brett, I'm Lois Gale. This is Mark Tervik.
00:10:49Hey, guy. Can I get a green juice?
00:10:51Thanks.
00:10:52Yeah, sure. Maybe we can get you some nori chips, maybe an LED face mask.
00:10:56Oh, yeah. Love it.
00:10:59Great.
00:11:00Great.
00:11:02So, Brett, first things first.
00:11:08You cheated?
00:11:09Oh, I didn't cheat. It was all Tabby. I mean, she lives for drama.
00:11:13Brett, look.
00:11:14You can lie to your therapist all day long, but I think it's not in your best interest to lie to your divorce lawyer.
00:11:20You see, you and I are working together now. We're a team.
00:11:23And as a team, you're going to have to have some mental fortitude, grace, and we're going to have some harsh truths back and forth.
00:11:28Get it?
00:11:29Alright, yeah, I dig it. Let's sign some papers and get this divorce started, shall we?
00:11:34I, I...
00:11:36Okay, so before I do that, I'm going to ask you two questions.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39First one is this. Are you sure you want to get divorced?
00:11:41Mm-hmm.
00:11:43The second one is, you don't see any chance the two of you could be happy together again.
00:11:46Oh, I'm not happy, so why should she be happy?
00:11:49Oh, hey, listen. I got CrossFit, but before I go, Tabby and I don't have a prenup, and I want everything, so...
00:11:55Well, be that as it may, Brett, New York is a no-fault equitable distribution state, so...
00:12:00Yeah, but I want everything, so...
00:12:03Oh, and, um, I want a sewer.
00:12:06On, on what grounds?
00:12:09Emotional damages.
00:12:11CrossFit.
00:12:16All the NDAs are signed. No leaks.
00:12:18Yeah, no, I want to, listen, we've got to talk about a pro-chair, Lois. I mean, Brett thinks he's going to get everything.
00:12:22Then get him everything. Or at least as many billable hours as you can.
00:12:26Because lawyers aren't known for their integrity.
00:12:34Popcorn. Cooked in my new copper pot.
00:12:38Oh, eaten with my new socks on.
00:12:41Oh, look at those.
00:12:43Okay, so, nutritionally yeast and coconut oil for you.
00:12:49Don't ask me why. And, uh, caramel and toffee for me.
00:12:53Perfect.
00:12:55What are you working on, babe? What's this?
00:12:56Oh, nothing, it's just a, just a new case. I'm kind of taking one for the team.
00:13:02It's not, not worth talking about.
00:13:04Well, trust me, I've got a new case, too. My client? He's so hot.
00:13:07Really?
00:13:08Yeah, really.
00:13:11When did you start watching this?
00:13:12Oh, it was, it was just on.
00:13:14It was just on.
00:13:20Guess he got into the spirit.
00:13:22That's a joke, right?
00:13:23It was good.
00:13:24Pretty good. Stand up, babe.
00:13:26It is with great sadness that we have made the difficult decision to divorce.
00:13:31We look forward to moving on with deep kindness and gratitude for everything that we've shared.
00:13:38Love you guys.
00:13:39I mean, I gotta say, this hurts.
00:13:42So, we request respect for our privacy.
00:13:46Why are they making statements? This is, I mean, that's gonna be a mess.
00:13:52Yeah, I mean, I'm so lost, kind of.
00:13:59Oh, it.
00:14:03Did you know about his statement?
00:14:05No, come on, Lois, of course not.
00:14:07I mean, the guy's a celebrity, he's like wrangling a snake.
00:14:09Well, keep him in check, Mark. You got him for partner.
00:14:11Did you give approval for Tabby to release an announcement?
00:14:14No, I did the literal opposite.
00:14:17Then clean this up, please. The press are gonna rip it to shreds.
00:14:21Alright, I'm on it.
00:14:28Sorry, babe, that was, uh, that was my case.
00:14:30Yeah, me too.
00:14:31Alright, what are you gonna watch? You wanna watch Steel Magnolias?
00:14:35Or we could find something else on, right?
00:14:44You know, I, um, I, there's something I'd like to talk to you about.
00:14:48Okay, what is it?
00:14:52Nothing, it's, it's, nothing, it's Christmas. I mean, on our Christmas plans.
00:14:56I mean, are we gonna go to your family or my family? I mean.
00:14:58I mean, we could have everybody come here. It'd be kind of nice.
00:15:00Yeah, we could do that.
00:15:01Wait, I almost forgot. Surprise for you.
00:15:04What? Are you?
00:15:06It's for your collection.
00:15:07Oh, come on, babe.
00:15:09Happy anniversary.
00:15:10Thank you, sweetheart.
00:15:12Oh, it's, are you kidding? This is the one I've always wanted.
00:15:15This is the limited edition fidget spinner. Are you kidding me?
00:15:18I had to switch far and wide.
00:15:21Top of the line, babe.
00:15:23Oh, thank you, babe.
00:15:26I love you so much.
00:15:27I love you.
00:15:29I love you so much.
00:15:30I love you.
00:15:31Well, cat's out of a bag. I got you a present.
00:15:34You did?
00:15:35Yeah, I got you a gift, too. You just gotta close your eyes.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38It's a big one. Your eyes closed.
00:15:39Eyes are closed.
00:15:40All right.
00:15:43Open.
00:15:48So thoughtful.
00:15:49I know. All right. Okay, let's watch that. Still make noise.
00:15:56I love you.
00:15:57I love you, too.
00:16:04Hi.
00:16:06Good morning.
00:16:07Thank you for coming to me today. I'm just so distraught. I couldn't dress.
00:16:12I just need to stay in and self-care.
00:16:14Of course.
00:16:16Yeah, I support that, but I heard you're also doing talk shows.
00:16:19Yeah, it's a form of self-care.
00:16:21Perhaps, but it's probably not a good idea.
00:16:24But everyone's interested.
00:16:25I understand the appeal of garnering fan support, but you really need to stay neutral right now.
00:16:30Why are you so worried?
00:16:31It's my job to worry. Speaking of, if you have any skeletons in your closet, now would be the time to say.
00:16:37Skeletons?
00:16:38No. I'm squeaky clean. Come on in. Have a juice.
00:16:48I have so much dirt on Tabby. I know where all the skeletons are.
00:16:53Brett, we really don't need skeletons.
00:16:56We need mature adults who are committed to an amicable resolution.
00:17:01Do you know where that is?
00:17:05Nope.
00:17:08Of course not.
00:17:23Hi.
00:17:24Hey, your uncle just scheduled a noon meeting. I'll send you the address.
00:17:28Okay, perfect. Did you find Brett?
00:17:30Yep. The process server should be heading there now.
00:17:32Thanks so much.
00:17:33Alright, I'm sorry. I actually have to go, but I'll be back later and we can finish up.
00:17:36Can you get that?
00:17:39Hello?
00:17:48The owls are going to get ruined.
00:17:53Are you Tabby Noble?
00:17:54Yes.
00:17:55No, no, no. Stop, stop. Tabby, don't open that.
00:18:00You've been served.
00:18:06Do you even lift, bro?
00:18:09Nice quads. Wait, you're Brett Noble, right?
00:18:12Yeah.
00:18:13Can I get a picture?
00:18:14Of course.
00:18:15This is for you.
00:18:16No, no, no.
00:18:18You've been served.
00:18:23She serves me divorce papers at the gym?
00:18:25This is my safe space.
00:18:27This is where I go to heal.
00:18:31Can you get your client in line?
00:18:33He serves me at home?
00:18:35It's just so violating.
00:18:37And he ruined my nails.
00:18:40This could be a problem, Dana.
00:18:42Why?
00:18:45Wait, I thought, I thought Brett was read by Miller and Talbot.
00:18:49Wait, I thought, I thought Brett was read by Miller and Talbot.
00:18:52No, he met with them, so Tabby couldn't.
00:18:54But ultimately, Brett went with Gail Fogel and partners.
00:18:58What? Who's the lead?
00:19:00Funnily enough, it's Mark.
00:19:03Is this going to be a problem?
00:19:09Honey, is this going to be a problem?
00:19:12It's already a problem.
00:19:14I mean, I didn't want to be on this case to begin with.
00:19:16But Uncle Paul is so protective over Tabby.
00:19:18She lost her mom to cancer.
00:19:20She's on the board of Aunt Jackie's fund.
00:19:22So he just wants to help make this, this divorce as easy as possible.
00:19:25I could step down.
00:19:26No, they're picking partners soon.
00:19:28Absolutely not. You've worked so hard for that, and I know how much you want it.
00:19:32Okay, um.
00:19:35Maybe we can make this work.
00:19:37How do you figure?
00:19:38We both know if they go to other lawyers, we're going to drag this out, make it contentious, build them for every last thing.
00:19:43Right, but we, we could keep this very civil.
00:19:45Yeah, we can make it the most swift, demagogable divorce possible.
00:19:47And we'll do it together.
00:19:52I love you.
00:19:53I love you. Let's go.
00:19:57Okay.
00:20:06Let's get started.
00:20:15Well, that went well, don't you think?
00:20:16Really, Uncle Paul?
00:20:18Well, I did.
00:20:21What's your takeaway?
00:20:22Well, New York is an equitable distribution state, so Mark and I both believe it's in everyone's best interest to get this through arbitration, ASAP.
00:20:29But both of your clients want everything.
00:20:32How do you suppose we arbitrate that?
00:20:34Unfortunately, it's not up to us.
00:20:36I'm afraid this one's for the court, Dana.
00:20:38I appreciate that you're trying to help Tabby, and I too want to be supportive, but I, I don't do court.
00:20:43I know. And Mark throws an added wrench into it.
00:20:46And I know how empathetic you are, and how personal each case becomes to you.
00:20:52But I truly believe you are the right and only lawyer for the job.
00:21:02Are you going to be able to go up against Dana?
00:21:04You're not going to go soft on us.
00:21:06Come on, Lois, I've got this.
00:21:08And I'm not going up against Dana.
00:21:10We're on the same team, and we want the same things.
00:21:13Back to the gym.
00:21:16So you're going to be fighting against your wife?
00:21:18Well, if by fighting you mean engaging in legal due process, yeah.
00:21:22Well, I hope you're better at fighting with your wife than I was at fighting with my wife.
00:21:27Oh, and by the way, my team wants me to run a background check on you.
00:21:30That's fine. Just do me a favor and send me a copy of the findings, will you?
00:21:33Listen, moving on, Brett, I've got to go over a list of assets here, if we can do that.
00:21:38First off, I'd like to talk to you about the Soho apartment.
00:21:41Gabby wanted to be in the most expensive neighborhood.
00:21:43What about the upstate lake house?
00:21:45She wanted a summer cabin.
00:21:47It says here you own three cars?
00:21:49Yeah, she backed two of them into polls.
00:21:51What about, it says here, wine label, clothing company, perfume line.
00:21:55She's already starting some new business plastering her face all over some new product.
00:22:02But I'm over it. From now on, I'm a solo show.
00:22:06Check this out.
00:22:09Noble surge. Get nobled.
00:22:15Maybe now is not the time to invest in new ventures, Brett.
00:22:20So you're really okay battling it out with your husband?
00:22:22Oh, we're not battling. We're on the same team. We work really well together. We're solid.
00:22:27That's what I used to say about me and Brett, so be careful.
00:22:31So do you want this apartment, the house upstate, or do you want to sell both and split the cash?
00:22:36Why do you always dress like you're on your way to a meeting?
00:22:39Because every time you see me, I am on my way to a meeting with you.
00:22:44Have you ever worn anything from the Noble line?
00:22:47Bring me the emerald lace dress, the one with the eyelash trim.
00:22:50Yes, ma'am.
00:22:55It's so hard to find good help.
00:22:58Speaking of assistants, have you spoken with Gwen lately?
00:23:01Gwen? Are you joking? I'm never speaking to her ever again.
00:23:04Great. Here's the thing. It would be great if I could at least speak with her.
00:23:07Look, Brett cheated with her. I'm not saying it's going to affect the settlement, but it isn't a good look for him.
00:23:12So if we could have access to Gwen, that would be very helpful.
00:23:15I mean, find her if you can, but last I checked, she was incognito mode. Vanished.
00:23:21And no, I didn't whack her.
00:23:24Okay, thank you for the reassurance, Donna Corleone.
00:23:28Alright, what do you want to do with the assets?
00:23:30Assets? I want to keep everything.
00:23:33It was my brand. I was the engine. I mean, it was always the tabby show.
00:23:37Brett just followed along, trying to keep up.
00:23:40Oh, by the way, my team suggested I run a background check on you.
00:23:44That's fine. Just show me a copy of the results. That'd be great.
00:23:50Oh, wow. Look at that. It's very pretty. But not me. But why be you all the time?
00:24:04Hey.
00:24:05Sorry, Tabby's got me on the clock.
00:24:07Oh, it's that bad, huh? Good to see you.
00:24:10Yeah, I mean, it's worse. Her whole life is about being seen as much as possible in the least genuine way possible.
00:24:16Okay, it's called being a celebrity. Wow. And is this new?
00:24:20Oh, it's from the Noble Collection.
00:24:22Oh, look at you. You look fabulous. I mean, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and you keep getting more and more beautiful.
00:24:28Thank you. It's so tight, I can't breathe. Okay?
00:24:32Thank you. Thank you so much.
00:24:33Oh, by the way, I got you a new orchid out of the collection.
00:24:36But the real gift here is that I promise you I will accompany you to the orchid festival this year.
00:24:41Thank you. That means a lot.
00:24:44Happy anniversary.
00:24:45Happy anniversary. I love you.
00:24:47I love you.
00:24:50And I wanted to ask you, what is it you've been wanting to ask me?
00:24:56What do you mean?
00:24:57Twice now, you've been trepidatious about bringing up wanting to talk to me about something, and I just wish you would spill it, love.
00:25:02Dana, um...
00:25:03Okay, and judging by how uncomfortable you are now, I feel like it might be something really terrible.
00:25:08No.
00:25:09Are you going through a midlife crisis? Is your mother moving in?
00:25:11My mother is not moving in, okay? Nothing so life-altering. That'll never happen, trust me.
00:25:14Wait, what is it? Tell me. We can talk about anything.
00:25:18Okay. Alright.
00:25:21Do you remember the conversation we had before we were married about having children?
00:25:25And we both decided at the time that we weren't ready, and that we were going to put a pin in it.
00:25:30Are you wanting to take that pin out?
00:25:33Yeah. I'd like to revisit the idea.
00:25:38Because...
00:25:39Because, honey, I'm ready to have children.
00:25:45And I'm one with you.
00:25:50You did start this whole thing by saying it wasn't so life-altering.
00:25:54I did.
00:25:56Oh.
00:26:01Oh, great.
00:26:03Oh.
00:26:04Tabby's going to be on the Dr. Doug show tomorrow.
00:26:06So is Brett.
00:26:07Great.
00:26:08And Uncle Paul wants me to be there to make sure there's no undoable libel.
00:26:11And Lois wants me to do the same.
00:26:12Mr. and Mrs. C, your table is ready.
00:26:15Thanks, TJ.
00:26:17Appreciate it.
00:26:20This could go really badly.
00:26:23They charmed the nation, certainly charmed each other, and then charmed the separation that, believe it or not...
00:26:29We'll be fine, right?
00:26:30Yeah, of course. We're just going to stay impartial, and we'll keep the fighting to a minimum.
00:26:34Winning is them settling their divorces quickly.
00:26:36Oh, great. Here they are.
00:26:37But we might need it. We'll see how this goes. Ready?
00:26:40What up?
00:26:41So, Tabby, what do you say to people who think Brett was just flirting?
00:26:45I say that flirting is cheating.
00:26:47Well, you cheated on me emotionally.
00:26:49When did I do that?
00:26:50With work. You made our entire life about our brand.
00:26:53You cheated on me with ambition.
00:26:55It sounds like you were just jealous of me because I was always more successful than you.
00:26:59Maybe I didn't want the success. Maybe we wanted different things.
00:27:02Maybe we did, but because I wanted you to not cheat on us.
00:27:04That's not grammar!
00:27:05Whatever.
00:27:06Good time to take a caller. Good morning, Gwen, you're on the air.
00:27:08Tabby, you were a terrible friend. You never supported my dreams.
00:27:12What were your dreams exactly?
00:27:14To be a fitness influencer slash method actress. I practice Strasburg.
00:27:18I'll be right back.
00:27:23What is happening over there?
00:27:25Social media is tearing Tabby apart. They're calling her cold, angry.
00:27:29Dana, please, turn this around.
00:27:31Okay, I'm on it.
00:27:43Guys, let's take another call.
00:27:44We'll go to Joanne Blacho in Boise, Idaho. Hey, Joanne, you're on the air.
00:27:48Hi, I just want to say it is such a heartbreak to be betrayed by the love of your life
00:27:53and your best friend who you trusted the most.
00:27:55I mean, but for you to admit you have made some mistakes and to take responsibility,
00:28:01I mean, to be human, it is just, well, you are a hero to me.
00:28:05I mean, bless your heart. You are such a strong and yet vulnerable role model.
00:28:10Thank you so much, Joanne.
00:28:13That really means the world to me.
00:28:18You can't let me have a moment, can you?
00:28:20Yeah, you're going to give me my moment?
00:28:22I'm sensing a lot of tension here. Do you need to take a break?
00:28:25Thank you for taking my call.
00:28:30Hi.
00:28:31Hi.
00:28:32Just want to know how Joanne from Boise has a thick, as molasses of an accent.
00:28:37Because after she retired from her barbecue stand, she moved out of the South,
00:28:40so she can be closer to her grandchildren.
00:28:42Ah, I thought we were staying impartial.
00:28:44We were. We are. I'm sorry.
00:28:46Okay, it's going to be just impartial smooth sailing all the way to a settlement.
00:28:50Good. Okay.
00:28:55Oh, great. Just got our arbitration date.
00:28:57In two days.
00:28:58Right.
00:29:00Snacks?
00:29:01Check.
00:29:02Great. Coffee?
00:29:04Check.
00:29:05Notebooks?
00:29:06Check.
00:29:10There you go, love.
00:29:11Thanks.
00:29:12Okay.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:16In the case of Chervick and Chervick, growing their family.
00:29:20Right.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:24In the case of Chervick and Chervick, growing their family.
00:29:28Right.
00:29:30Do you want me to start?
00:29:31Yeah, you can start.
00:29:33All right.
00:29:36You know I love you so much. You know that, right?
00:29:40You have all of my heart.
00:29:43But I feel like I have so much more to give.
00:29:46And we're not getting any younger.
00:29:48Well, you can speak for yourself.
00:29:49Yeah. Okay.
00:29:51I'm just kidding. Continue.
00:29:53I don't know. I feel a shift is happening in me.
00:29:58I mean, I've always wanted to have kids.
00:30:00You know, I'm ready. I can feel it.
00:30:02And I want them with you.
00:30:04I want to give you everything you want.
00:30:06I want to give you the house in Connecticut with the big garden.
00:30:09I want to give you the dogs, the goat.
00:30:11You know I love baby goats.
00:30:13I know you do, babe.
00:30:15Honey.
00:30:19I really want kids.
00:30:20Mm-hmm.
00:30:21But it is a huge step.
00:30:22I think it's the most important decision you make in life.
00:30:24And I just feel like, you know, for the past ten years
00:30:27we've worked so hard working our way up in our careers
00:30:29and we're finally on solid footing.
00:30:31Is this really the issue?
00:30:37What if we're not good parents?
00:30:39Come on. We're going to be great parents.
00:30:45I'm scared.
00:30:46So, what if there's a compromise?
00:30:49How would you like to compromise?
00:30:50Well, let's just get a dog.
00:30:52Honey, we work a ton.
00:30:53We can't just leave a dog at home alone all day.
00:30:57I had gotten you this anniversary gift.
00:31:00You pick the best times, don't you?
00:31:02The timing's great.
00:31:05For the pup.
00:31:07Okay, you're naming our rhetorical dog Oliver?
00:31:10What's wrong with Oliver?
00:31:12Um, hey, have you had any luck finding Gwen yet?
00:31:15I think she can really tempt her bread
00:31:16and help him settle this divorce faster.
00:31:19We're still looking.
00:31:21Right.
00:31:24You okay, boss?
00:31:26Anxious about arbitration?
00:31:28No, I'm not.
00:31:30I'm just a little nervous.
00:31:32You're nervous?
00:31:33No, I'm not.
00:31:34I'm just a little nervous.
00:31:36You're nervous?
00:31:37No, I'm not.
00:31:38I'm just a little nervous.
00:31:39Anxious about arbitration?
00:31:41No.
00:31:42No, come on, are you kidding me?
00:31:43I've never been anxious about arbitration
00:31:44all for a decade.
00:31:46Um, Richard.
00:31:48Oh, uh, meeting for Lois,
00:31:50the head of Reality Reel.
00:31:54All right, do me a favor.
00:31:55Keep looking for Gwen, okay?
00:31:56Yeah, you got it.
00:31:57Okay.
00:32:09Ready for arbitration?
00:32:11Yeah.
00:32:12Just...
00:32:14All right.
00:32:22Oh, who's the suit?
00:32:24A network exec from Reality Reel
00:32:25meeting with Paul.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:33Kim Izzo.
00:32:35Tabby.
00:32:36Brett.
00:32:39Hello, sir.
00:32:40Hi, I'm Tabby.
00:32:42Hi.
00:32:44Are you flirting with our mediator?
00:32:45No, flirting with strangers is your job.
00:32:47Ha!
00:32:48Because he's an arbitrator.
00:32:49What's the difference?
00:32:50Ignorant people say what?
00:32:51What?
00:32:52My point exactly.
00:32:53They've been on reality TV
00:32:54since they were teenagers, so...
00:32:55Understood.
00:32:56Mm-hmm.
00:32:57Can we please start?
00:32:58Yeah.
00:32:59We'll begin with verbal agreements
00:33:00from each line item.
00:33:01To start,
00:33:02you'll sell the house upstate
00:33:04and split the funds.
00:33:05I want the house.
00:33:06I want the house.
00:33:07Clearly a sticking point.
00:33:09Moving on.
00:33:10The shared apartment on Descano.
00:33:12You agree that one party moves out
00:33:13and the other will be compensated.
00:33:15Agreed.
00:33:17So, who's moving out?
00:33:19He is.
00:33:20She is.
00:33:22Counselors, can you please
00:33:23manage your clients?
00:33:24Um...
00:33:25Unfortunately, this is
00:33:26about as good as it gets.
00:33:28Then I suggest you prepare for court.
00:33:30What?
00:33:31What?
00:33:35Would you just give us one second, please?
00:33:37Mark?
00:33:38Yeah, yeah.
00:33:39Good job.
00:33:43I do not do court.
00:33:44You know how I am with public speaking.
00:33:46I know, honey, I know.
00:33:52Who do I know?
00:33:55Who do I know?
00:34:00Tabby,
00:34:01I know your heart has been broken
00:34:03and I am so sorry,
00:34:04but in punishing Brett,
00:34:05you're really just punishing yourself.
00:34:07I mean, this could all be done
00:34:08so quickly and smoothly.
00:34:09Have I mentioned Brett's hiding money?
00:34:11No, you kind of buried the lead on that.
00:34:13Yeah, well,
00:34:14he played cards a lot.
00:34:15He went to Vegas,
00:34:16sports gambled.
00:34:17Are you sure he's hiding money
00:34:18or is he hiding losses?
00:34:19One sec.
00:34:22This is Tabby.
00:34:24We're getting a larger retainer.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:27Also, I found one.
00:34:28Really?
00:34:29Mm-hmm.
00:34:30I just texted you the address.
00:34:35Perfect.
00:34:36I think she's hiding all her money
00:34:38or maybe she spent it all.
00:34:39You know,
00:34:40she always wanted more fancy things,
00:34:41more businesses,
00:34:42more brands.
00:34:44She took out loans
00:34:45and not always from banks.
00:34:48So you're telling me
00:34:49that her credit score
00:34:50sleeps with the Fishes?
00:34:52The Fishes?
00:34:54I'm gonna call you later, okay?
00:34:55I gotta go.
00:34:57Like an aquarium investment or...
00:35:04Of all the tenements in the world,
00:35:07you just had to walk into mine, huh?
00:35:09You know what?
00:35:10I don't know.
00:35:11Maybe this makes it easier.
00:35:12We can just work together.
00:35:13Hmm.
00:35:15Who is it?
00:35:16Hi, Gwen.
00:35:17It's Dana Cherbik.
00:35:18I'm representing Tabby.
00:35:19And Gwen, I'm Mark Cherbik.
00:35:21I'm representing Brett.
00:35:22I'm not talking to anyone.
00:35:25That went well.
00:35:26Yeah.
00:35:27Yeah, they're both here.
00:35:29No, I didn't say anything.
00:35:31And what do I get out of it?
00:35:34Fine.
00:35:35Yeah, yeah, I'll leave out the back.
00:35:37I can't name a German Shepherd, Oliver.
00:35:39But you can name a doodle, Oliver.
00:35:40Didn't our prenup specify no doodles?
00:35:42Oh, I don't really remember that
00:35:43in terms of condition.
00:35:44Really?
00:35:45Because I kind of...
00:35:47Hi.
00:35:49After you.
00:35:52Is that Gwen?
00:35:53Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:54I just saw Gwen.
00:35:55That really...
00:35:56That was Gwen.
00:35:57That was Gwen?
00:35:58Yep.
00:36:02Hey, Kim.
00:36:03So, Gwen got skittish and ran off.
00:36:05We're going to need to depose her.
00:36:06Thanks.
00:36:07This thing that tells me things
00:36:08just got a whole lot more complicated.
00:36:09How could this possibly get more complicated?
00:36:11You thinking what I'm thinking?
00:36:13No matter how terrible this gets, babe,
00:36:15as long as we're in it together.
00:36:17Oh.
00:36:18I was thinking we should have become dentists.
00:36:19Dentists would have been better.
00:36:20But this case does feel like we're pulling teeth.
00:36:22So...
00:36:32Hey.
00:36:33So, um, this came for you?
00:36:35Oh, yeah.
00:36:36That's probably the background check
00:36:37that Tabby ran on me.
00:36:39Speaking of any word on locating Gwen,
00:36:41we really need to serve her a subpoena
00:36:43so we can depose her.
00:36:44Also, we look into Brett's finances.
00:36:46There's suspicion of money hidden or lost.
00:36:50Got it.
00:36:51Thank you so much.
00:36:52Have a good night.
00:36:53You too.
00:36:54Thanks.
00:36:57All right.
00:37:00I was looking for you.
00:37:04Invite to the gala.
00:37:05Look at this.
00:37:06Hosted by Paul Larson and Tabby Noble.
00:37:08That's not a conflict at all.
00:37:11Mark and I will be there.
00:37:13I'm really proud of you.
00:37:14And Jackie would be too.
00:37:16I meant to ask you,
00:37:17if there was a guy here from Reality Real?
00:37:21Well, they make a lot of money off the Nobles reruns.
00:37:24They wanted to know
00:37:25what this divorce is going to cost their brand.
00:37:28Any thoughts on that?
00:37:29Besides everyone's dignity?
00:37:31I don't know.
00:37:32We're in arbitration again tomorrow
00:37:33and hopefully we settle.
00:37:36Night.
00:37:47This came for you.
00:37:48Oh, good. Thanks.
00:37:49It's part of my background check.
00:37:50Have you found that forensic accountant
00:37:51looking at Tabby Noble yet?
00:37:52Yep. Just booked him.
00:37:53Attaboy. Attaboy. Nice work.
00:37:58Guess who just called the office.
00:38:00Gwen.
00:38:01She wants to meet with you tonight.
00:38:02Oh, Lois.
00:38:03Dana and I were supposed to...
00:38:07All right. I'll give her a call back.
00:38:09Get her on our side.
00:38:10We can't afford her testifying against Brett
00:38:12and ruining his reputation.
00:38:13We could keep him as a future client.
00:38:15Hey, by the way,
00:38:16why was the head of reality real today?
00:38:18Oh, they just needed some hand-holding.
00:38:20Wanted to be assured that the divorce would be amicable,
00:38:22that the brand could be saved.
00:38:23All right. Well, here's to fingers crossed
00:38:25for arbitration tomorrow, all right?
00:38:32Hi.
00:38:38Hello.
00:38:39Hello.
00:38:41Okay. All right. Good.
00:38:43Well, where's my martini
00:38:44and my steak and potato dinner?
00:38:46I slaved over a hot stove all day
00:38:47and this is the greeting I get?
00:38:48Mm-hmm.
00:38:49Uh, babe?
00:38:50Oh, sorry, the cheer thing I forgot.
00:38:52I owe you one free pet peeve.
00:38:53Yeah, don't worry. I'm banking them, honey.
00:38:55Oh, by the way, I gotta head out for a quick sec.
00:38:57I got a work thing to do.
00:38:58But you promised me
00:38:59Asian-Mexican fusion tonight and old movies.
00:39:01The bulgogi tacos are on their way,
00:39:03and I will be back before they're delivered.
00:39:05See you in a bit.
00:39:09Luca.
00:39:10Hey, we've been hoping you'd come in.
00:39:12I have tickets for you and Mrs. C to my new play.
00:39:14Oh, congrats, T.J. Broadway.
00:39:16Atlantic City.
00:39:17Broadway of Jersey.
00:39:19Can't wait.
00:39:21Uh, listen, Luca, I wanted to ask you a question.
00:39:23Um, you know people, right?
00:39:26You know people who know people.
00:39:28Thinking you could put your ear to the ground
00:39:29on Tammy Noble and whether she's borrowing
00:39:31all the money around town?
00:39:32For you and what you did for my T.J.?
00:39:35Anything.
00:39:36Thank you, my friend.
00:39:43Huh?
00:39:48Okay.
00:40:03What?
00:40:08Hi.
00:40:09Hi.
00:40:10Gwen, sorry. Yes, hi.
00:40:11Thanks for coming.
00:40:12I was just going over a legal brief.
00:40:14Can I get you a drink?
00:40:15Anything to eat?
00:40:16Uh, no, no.
00:40:17I just want to get to the bottom of this.
00:40:19Hey, is she alone?
00:40:20Who is she with?
00:40:22Okay, she's with some man,
00:40:23but I can't see his face.
00:40:25Okay, try to take some pictures
00:40:26and send them to me, okay?
00:40:41Okay.
00:41:01A little work thing?
00:41:07Hey, wait ten minutes and serve her.
00:41:09On it.
00:41:11You don't need a lawyer now,
00:41:12but what you do need is you need to be
00:41:13very honest with me, okay?
00:41:16I need to, uh...
00:41:22I need you to vanish.
00:41:23Vanish?
00:41:24Yes, I need you to lie low.
00:41:25I can't afford Tammy to depose you
00:41:27to testify against Brent under any circumstance.
00:41:30Good evening.
00:41:31Green juice and some nori chips.
00:41:33No, no, no, don't take that.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:36You've been served.
00:41:38Oh, hi, Mark.
00:41:39Hi.
00:41:40Always a pleasure to see you.
00:41:41Long time no see.
00:41:46Can I see that?
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:51Yeah, you've been subpoenaed
00:41:52to come to arbitration tomorrow.
00:41:54But I have Pilates tomorrow.
00:41:56Gwen, I'm sorry, you might have to...
00:42:00You might not make Pilates tomorrow.
00:42:04A little work thing, huh?
00:42:05I'm pretty sure we switched background checks.
00:42:07Oh, yeah, we sure did.
00:42:09You were married?
00:42:10You were in jail?
00:42:19Did you get the nobles to run a background check on me?
00:42:21Because we both know you need to get the dirt, right, honey?
00:42:23But I run due diligence on businesses.
00:42:25There is a big difference.
00:42:26They are corporations, not people.
00:42:27Not according to the Supreme Court.
00:42:28Let's stay on topic here,
00:42:29because you know what?
00:42:30It's a really big topic.
00:42:32You were married?
00:42:33For a day, at a bachelorette party in Vegas.
00:42:35You were in jail!
00:42:36For five minutes!
00:42:37I'm sorry, I missed the no trespassing sign.
00:42:39You also lied about your college GPA.
00:42:40I rounded up, who doesn't?
00:42:41Meanwhile, what do you do when you watch TV?
00:42:43You're always not liking those beauty contests,
00:42:45but guess who was Miss Supreme Ann Arbor in 2006?
00:42:47I did it for the scholarship money.
00:42:49Your speech was on world peace.
00:42:51We all make mistakes when we're young.
00:42:52Yeah, like me with the no trespassing sign.
00:42:54Don't!
00:43:03This isn't us.
00:43:04I'm so sorry, honey.
00:43:05This isn't us.
00:43:06I'm so sorry.
00:43:07What are we doing?
00:43:08This is crazy.
00:43:09Don't do this.
00:43:10I love you so much.
00:43:11I'm sorry.
00:43:12You were married?
00:43:13You were incarcerated?
00:43:14Look, I'm sorry about Gwen, okay?
00:43:15I should have told you everything.
00:43:16The meeting, she called.
00:43:17She said she wanted to keep it a secret.
00:43:18It's okay.
00:43:19I've been honest, but I couldn't,
00:43:20because, you know, whatever.
00:43:21The point is, this case is driving you nuts.
00:43:22Me too.
00:43:23Listen, we're going to have a meeting.
00:43:24We're going to have a meeting.
00:43:25We're going to have a meeting.
00:43:26We're going to have a meeting.
00:43:27We're going to have a meeting.
00:43:29No court.
00:43:30Definitely no court.
00:43:31Okay.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:35Is there any more bulgogi tacos left?
00:43:37Okay.
00:43:38Is there any more bulgogi tacos left?
00:43:39Yeah, sure.
00:43:40Because I'm starving.
00:43:41Because I'm starving.
00:43:43So are you ready for a second chance
00:43:44at a fair deal for both of you?
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:46Yeah.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:48Yeah.
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:50Yeah.
00:43:51Yeah.
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:53Yeah.
00:43:54Yeah.
00:43:55Yeah.
00:43:56Yeah.
00:43:57for both of you.
00:43:57Now.
00:44:00Think you'd be reasonable with Tabby today?
00:44:02No.
00:44:09I know divorce is a gut punch,
00:44:11but the two of you going to court
00:44:12is only gonna bring more pain for the both of you.
00:44:16This way.
00:44:25Where's Gwen?
00:44:26Family emergency.
00:44:28It's a well-timed emergency.
00:44:30Are we ready to divide assets?
00:44:34No, actually.
00:44:36After conferring with my lawyer,
00:44:37I've decided I want to go to court.
00:44:40Excuse me?
00:44:41And after confer,
00:44:43conference, whatever,
00:44:45with my lawyer,
00:44:47I want to go to court.
00:44:51Then I guess you're going to court.
00:44:57Ah.
00:44:58Good morning.
00:45:00What do you think for the gala?
00:45:01Orchids or these beautiful pink flowers?
00:45:03Well, you do know I love orchids,
00:45:05but pink is the color of breast cancer research, so.
00:45:09You are always the person to ask.
00:45:11We'll do a little mix of both.
00:45:14I wanted to talk to you about the Noble case.
00:45:17I've given it my all,
00:45:18but I'm not a litigator.
00:45:19I mean, I'm not a lawyer.
00:45:21I'm a lawyer.
00:45:22I'm a lawyer.
00:45:23I'm a lawyer.
00:45:24I'm a lawyer.
00:45:24I'm a lawyer.
00:45:26I'm certain you can find someone
00:45:28much better suited for this.
00:45:29Dana,
00:45:31I believe in you.
00:45:33I also know that you've never met a challenge
00:45:35that you haven't conquered.
00:45:39And I know that Tabby needs you right now.
00:45:42She's all alone.
00:45:45Now,
00:45:48I have a tiny request.
00:45:50Yes?
00:45:51I want you to ask Mark to bring Brett to the gala.
00:45:57That is not what I call a tiny request.
00:46:00I mean, isn't there gonna be some conflict?
00:46:02Tabby will be there.
00:46:03Exactly.
00:46:05My thinking is that Tabby and Brett
00:46:06are always their best at big events
00:46:08in front of the camera.
00:46:09And it's not just for show.
00:46:11It somehow bonds them.
00:46:13So I was thinking the gala
00:46:14might be a chance for reconciliation.
00:46:16You really are an eternal optimist.
00:46:18I just like to make opportunities
00:46:20out of challenges.
00:46:23Okay.
00:46:24I will ask Mark about Brett.
00:46:27Thank you for the flowers.
00:46:27I'm keeping them.
00:46:35Hey.
00:46:37This is a slam dunk, right?
00:46:39Well, yeah.
00:46:40I mean, Dana doesn't love court.
00:46:41I'm certainly not gonna capitalize on it.
00:46:44You're not.
00:46:47Mark,
00:46:49I shouldn't be sharing this with you,
00:46:51but it looks like you're gonna make partner.
00:46:53Contingent on winning this case, of course, right?
00:46:56Of course.
00:46:57We need partners who will do what it takes.
00:47:00Well, be that as it may,
00:47:02Lois, I'm gonna prioritize what's best for Dana and me.
00:47:04But what's best for both of you
00:47:07is you making partner.
00:47:08Getting a raise, taking Dana to Hawaii.
00:47:10She loves Hawaii, right?
00:47:13I can no longer tell the difference
00:47:14between the carrot and the stick.
00:47:17The carrot is my not using the stick.
00:47:21I'm gonna use the stick.
00:47:23Slam dunk.
00:47:35You know how I am with public speaking.
00:47:37I'm gonna get weird.
00:47:38I clam up.
00:47:39I make the face.
00:47:40Honey, your face is adorable.
00:47:42Plus, court's not gonna happen for another few months.
00:47:44So you have plenty of time to prepare.
00:47:47It'll be great, okay?
00:47:50Plus, you happen to be the only lawyer
00:47:53that I will never use my usual soundbite of.
00:47:56Rather be on our side than the opponent's, right?
00:47:59Okay, on to more important topics.
00:48:01Like a vacation.
00:48:02I think when all this is done, you and I need to vacay.
00:48:04What do you say about Hawaii?
00:48:05Please, Hawaii.
00:48:06Maui, Kauai.
00:48:07Anywhere where there's a beach and a pina colada.
00:48:11Sounds perfect to me.
00:48:13Maybe it'll be our own little baby moon.
00:48:17Now we've come full circle back to the baby convo.
00:48:20Listen, I have been thinking a lot.
00:48:23And are you sure we're ready for it
00:48:26not just to be the two of us?
00:48:29You know, late night ice cream
00:48:31and lazy Saturdays in bed and vacations.
00:48:37Are you really ready to be parents?
00:48:40Honey.
00:48:43Is anybody ever ready?
00:48:45♪ But a lover's glass ♪
00:48:56Hey, babe.
00:48:57Hi, hi.
00:48:58One coffee coming up.
00:49:00Oh, thank you.
00:49:02Gotta just grab my bag.
00:49:03Okay.
00:49:07All right.
00:49:09You know, I love you in blue.
00:49:11Oh, love you in green.
00:49:12What's your morning like?
00:49:14Oh, I don't know.
00:49:18Just some work stuff.
00:49:21I know you're a busybody.
00:49:23I know, but I just gotta get some sleep.
00:49:26Don't worry, I'll be a little late.
00:49:27You can go to sleep.
00:49:28I'm not going to.
00:49:29I'm gonna be late.
00:49:30I'm not gonna.
00:49:31I'm not going to.
00:49:32I'm not going to.
00:49:32I'm not going to.
00:49:33I'm not going to.
00:49:34I'm not going to.
00:49:35I'm not going to.
00:49:36I'm not going to.
00:49:37I'm not going to.
00:49:37What about you?
00:49:38Yeah, same. Big day.
00:49:40Yeah, you ready?
00:49:41Yeah, two minutes.
00:49:42Okay, I'll meet you downstairs.
00:50:07Okay, I'll meet you downstairs.
00:50:36Okay, I'll meet you downstairs.
00:51:03Gwen, hi.
00:51:13Seriously? Are you here to offer me another subpoena?
00:51:16No, no, I'm not.
00:51:17Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:51:20Listen, I'm not here as a lawyer, I'm here as a human, okay?
00:51:24Your best friend of 20 years, Tabby, is going through a really hard time, and she's doing it all alone.
00:51:29Even if you played a part in it, I just really think she could use a friend right now.
00:51:33Oh, I'm so over this whole thing.
00:51:35I am not the bad guy here, and I was promised I wouldn't be.
00:51:38But I will be, if I have to be.
00:51:40I don't think I understand what that means.
00:51:42It means tell Tabby to pay the money she owes me.
00:51:44I can't even make rent anymore.
00:51:50Oh, you left a...
00:52:04Kim, let's run background on Gwen.
00:52:23Hey, babe.
00:52:24You scared me.
00:52:25How was your day?
00:52:28How was my day?
00:52:30Um, completely exhausting.
00:52:33Did you have a big meeting?
00:52:36Actually, I sat down with Gwen today.
00:52:39And, uh, I talked about your subpoena to help her expedite the divorce.
00:52:43You said she'll do anything to help us both out.
00:52:45So, are you okay?
00:52:47Yeah, I just, um, yeah, I was just spending the day chasing things down.
00:52:54Come here.
00:52:57So, I've been thinking about what you said.
00:53:00And I thought, what if I quit my job and I stayed home with the baby?
00:53:05It'd be fun, you know?
00:53:06I'd be a domestic engineer.
00:53:10So, hold on.
00:53:12I would be working all day while you're home with our sweet little baby?
00:53:15Okay, well, we could take turns working, and then you could stay home with the baby and Rambo.
00:53:18Who's Rambo?
00:53:19Rambo's our dog, the German Shepherd.
00:53:21I thought I'd get him a nice red bandana.
00:53:23Our puppy sounds like he just got back from NOM.
00:53:26I don't even like Rambo.
00:53:28What are we talking about? You tell me you love the franchise.
00:53:30Yeah, honey, it's not the same way I say I love watching hockey or, you know, going to the hardware store on Sunday.
00:53:36I mean, these are just things you say on a second date, and you're falling madly in love.
00:53:41Oh, so kind of how I feel when we have to go shoe shopping, or maybe you book us some Cajun cooking classes.
00:53:46What?
00:53:47Or we sit here and watch Steel Magnolias over and over.
00:53:50No, that is not possible. Steel Magnolias is an American classic.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:55All right, fine. So let's do this. Let's compromise, all right?
00:53:58What?
00:53:59We've got Oliver, we've got Rambo, one goat, and baby Chervick, so we'll be working part-time so that we can stay home part-time.
00:54:07Is that enough income?
00:54:09Babe, maybe we need less income. Maybe we need to move somewhere cheaper. We can move to Minnesota near my family.
00:54:15Yeah, or we could go to Ann Arbor near my family, and baby Chervick could be around cousins, and...
00:54:20Mm-hmm.
00:54:21I don't know, honey. We'll figure it out.
00:54:23Yes, we will.
00:54:30Oh, great.
00:54:31What?
00:54:32Our court date has been set.
00:54:33No. No, next Monday? This is supposed to be months from now.
00:54:37Well, you know we're supposed to pull some strings.
00:54:40It's okay. It's all right. Hey. It's okay. We'll figure it out.
00:54:44Come here, baby. We'll figure it out.
00:54:48You know, I think things will be a whole lot better once we watch Rambo.
00:54:52Mm-hmm.
00:54:58Saturday, 5 p.m., we will see you there. Ah, ciao.
00:55:02Luca, my friend.
00:55:03Mark, always a treat. You were asking me about Tabby Noble, right?
00:55:08Mm-hmm.
00:55:09Well, I did some sniffing around. Turns out she's got quite a few credit lines set up, but with non-banking entities, it will catch my drift.
00:55:17Mm-hmm.
00:55:18The word is she's a savvy businesswoman. She's got the golden touch.
00:55:22Prince Bunny is the quote, but it doesn't get sent to the bank.
00:55:29So, what are you saying? She's got offshore accounts?
00:55:32Who's to say?
00:55:34All right, do me a favor. Just keep this between you and me, okay?
00:55:36The lips are zipped.
00:55:37Grazie.
00:55:38All right, and I will be right here with your drinks. Have a lovely night.
00:55:42Thank you, my friend.
00:55:45See you again.
00:55:46TJ, hi.
00:55:47Mrs. C.
00:55:48I can't wait to see your play.
00:55:50Mark's just down here.
00:55:51Okay.
00:55:52By the way, ask around on Brett Noble. Seems right. He's got a gambler's spirit. Card games, Vegas. He's a high roller everywhere.
00:55:58So, he spent all their money?
00:55:59Nah, more of the opposite. Word is, this guy's a winner. Diamond hands.
00:56:03Oh, so he's hiding his winnings? Huh. Listen, just keep this between us, okay? Thanks.
00:56:10Hey, love.
00:56:11Hi, honey. Oh, famished.
00:56:13I'm so exhausted.
00:56:14You know what I was thinking? Instead of a vacation, we should quit our jobs, we should sell everything we own, and we should just move to Hawaii.
00:56:20I'm so game. That sounds amazing. Oh, by the way, Rambo actually also loves the Sands.
00:56:26And what will we do with all your orchids?
00:56:28Solid point.
00:56:29How you feeling about court?
00:56:31How I feel about everything right now. Like, it's just spiraling out of control.
00:56:34Come here.
00:56:36You're gonna do great.
00:56:37But, we've got Judge Clark, who I know well, she's great, but can I give you a pointer?
00:56:43Please, I will take all the pointers.
00:56:45Judge Clark likes sports analogies. So, if you can pepper some sports analogies into your statements, that would be great.
00:56:51Wait, what? Judge Clark likes sports?
00:56:53Yeah.
00:56:54Online, she was quoting Proust and playing Dungeons and Dragons.
00:56:56I'm just telling you.
00:56:57Okay, so let's just play this out. What kind of sports things am I actually gonna know how to reference this?
00:57:01Is it gonna go something like, oh, this case is a slam goal and par for the field?
00:57:05Honey, we'll workshop it. Don't worry.
00:57:09What?
00:57:11Uncle Paul wants me to ask you if Brett will come to Jackie's gala.
00:57:19But, isn't Tabby gonna be there? I mean, honey, you both know that those two together are like loose cannons.
00:57:25And the night before their court date, what are we talking about?
00:57:27I know, I know, but he truly thinks it could help mend things.
00:57:31You do know I have to do what's best for my client, right?
00:57:35Isn't what's best for your client an attempt for reconciliation?
00:57:42Not necessarily.
00:57:47What?
00:57:48Nothing.
00:57:56This new stylist brought some amazing options.
00:57:59Tabby, I really need you to focus. We've got to quickly prepare you for court.
00:58:03Yeah, about that. How formal will it be?
00:58:05A divorce trial can be quite strict proceedings.
00:58:08No, no, no. I mean my outfit. Like, heels, wedges, autumnal neutral tones?
00:58:14Can you please take this seriously? You are gonna be asked very prying questions about your marriage, your history, your character, in a courtroom full of press.
00:58:22Yeah, so? I can handle that. I've been in front of a camera for 20 years. I had 3.4 million people watch my struggle to get pregnant.
00:58:31I'm sorry. I really can't imagine what that feels like.
00:58:35Yeah, I wouldn't want you to.
00:58:40Do you still want children?
00:58:43More than anything.
00:58:47It's kind of something I've always wanted.
00:58:52What about you? You want kids?
00:58:55Yes. So much. But I feel like it's the biggest decision I'll make in life and I'm kind of scared.
00:59:04Scared of what exactly?
00:59:06Scared that I'll mess it up. That I won't be a good mom. That it'll change things between me and Mark.
00:59:15It will change things between you and Mark.
00:59:18I know. And I'm sure in the most magical way. But for my parents, it changed things and they slowly fell apart.
00:59:27And I just wouldn't want to put my kids through what I went through when my parents were divorced.
00:59:31So, you're unsure about kids because you think you might get divorced?
00:59:36No. Oh, no, no, no, no. I... No. Mark is... I love Mark with all of my heart. He is the best decision I've ever made.
00:59:44I think this is the winner. What about you?
00:59:48Oh, yeah. That's... That's... That's great. It's perfect. Yeah.
00:59:53Brad, come on. I gotta get ready for court.
00:59:55Bro, I am three percent body fat. I am ready.
00:59:58That's great. I'm glad you're three percent body fat. We gotta go over the issues, man.
01:00:01There are no issues. Everything I asked for should be mine.
01:00:04And it would be if you signed a prenup.
01:00:06No way, man. Prenups are such a bummer. That's distrust. It's not love.
01:00:10It has nothing to do with distrust, Brad. It's called protection. Marriage is not some whim. It's a legal binding contract.
01:00:16Yeah, but that's like make sure all the exit doors work on the plane before the flight takes off.
01:00:20Exactly. That's my point. It's called protection.
01:00:22Yeah, but why get on the flight if you think the plane's just gonna crash?
01:00:25Okay, you know what, Brad? Just... Can you get down here and you... You... Why don't you just... Why don't you tell me?
01:00:31Wait. Do you have a prenup?
01:00:33Look at me. I'm a family lawyer. Of course I have a prenup.
01:00:35Yeah. That never felt like a bad sign to you, no? Like a lack of trust?
01:00:38I mean, you're already focusing on the marriage ending before it's even began.
01:00:41No. No, not okay. All right. I'll give you that. If I was to be perfectly honest with you, sure. For one little moment, yeah.
01:00:48Exactly. And why would you want to believe that you'd have to one day protect yourself from the person that you love most in the world?
01:00:52I didn't want to believe that.
01:00:54So why did you want a prenup?
01:00:56I didn't, Brad. I didn't want a prenup. She did.
01:01:01So what's your point?
01:01:03I don't know. Just, you know, don't worry about the exit doors.
01:01:11I don't know.
01:01:31This shade of red was actually created for me. It's called Tabby Red. Um, oh.
01:01:42Oh, you look fantastic.
01:01:48Thank you. This is beautiful. And Jackie would be so proud.
01:01:53Thank you. And I hope so. So, not to press the issue, but is Brad coming?
01:02:00He's not. I'm sorry. Mark just didn't think it was a good idea.
01:02:04I was hoping for something different.
01:02:05I know.
01:02:08Oh, excuse me.
01:02:09Of course.
01:02:12So it's Italian silk and it was, oh, and this is my divorce lawyer, Dana Cherbick, but she's so much more than that.
01:02:22She's my queen. We rock. She's practically my best friend.
01:02:26Well, I should raise my rates.
01:02:29Um, excuse me one second.
01:02:33Sorry to interrupt, but Gwen's background check just came through.
01:02:35And?
01:02:36And looks like she just bought a commercial property in Soho.
01:02:39They bought?
01:02:40In cash, in her name, days ago.
01:02:42Days ago she was telling me she couldn't make rent.
01:02:44Maybe Brett bought the property for Gwen.
01:02:46See, something's off. Something is fishy.
01:02:48So maybe Brett's hiding money through Gwen.
01:02:51There's a legal term for hiding money. What did the forensic accountant say?
01:02:55They're finishing up.
01:02:56Okay, just tell them to please let me know whatever they find.
01:02:58Of course.
01:02:59Thanks.
01:03:11Hi.
01:03:12Hey.
01:03:15Uh, you look stunning, as always.
01:03:20Ditto.
01:03:21I got you a present.
01:03:22Is it Oliver? Where are you, boy? Come here.
01:03:24No, no, it's not Oliver. Hopefully something just as good.
01:03:27Listen, honey, I just, I just want to say with all of the fighting—
01:03:30We're not fighting.
01:03:31Yes, we are, and it's okay. There's no one on the planet I would rather fight with more than you. For free, I mean.
01:03:39Me too.
01:03:40And soon this is all going to be behind us, and it'll just be us again.
01:03:44Yeah, we just got to get through court tomorrow, right? Are you nervous?
01:03:48I mean, no, but I'm going to anxiety spiral anyway.
01:03:52Hey, you're going to do great. Because you always do great. And I'll be right there with you.
01:03:58Yeah, on the other side.
01:04:00No, on your side. Always.
01:04:05You say the sweetest things.
01:04:07Can I ask you a slightly tangential question?
01:04:09Of course. Those are my favorites.
01:04:12Why did you want a prenup?
01:04:14I— We both wanted a prenup.
01:04:17No. Dana, you're the one who wanted the prenup.
01:04:29Honey, you got bread to come.
01:04:33How did you—
01:04:34Ah, yeah, your present. Because you said this is the best, and I believe in you.
01:04:40So, I just got to figure out how I can keep this guy in check.
01:04:43Thank you. I'm going to keep Tabby in check, too.
01:04:45All right. Divide and conquer.
01:04:49Okay, here we go.
01:04:50Brett, let's grab you a drink.
01:04:54You clean up good.
01:04:56Hey. Last minute he decides to show up, he's trying to keep me off Keel.
01:05:01No, he's just trying to support you and raise some money for cancer research.
01:05:04Or he's going to do what he always does and make this about him.
01:05:07Tabby, isn't there any benefit of the doubt here?
01:05:09I mean, isn't there any good in him you can still find?
01:05:16Yeah. He looks great in a tux.
01:05:24Great.
01:05:25Did you order ahead of time?
01:05:27Yeah.
01:05:28It's a classy event.
01:05:29Yeah.
01:05:31Yeah.
01:05:33Is, uh, is Tabby looking?
01:05:38Uh-huh.
01:05:40What's her face say?
01:05:42Her face says she's looking, Brett.
01:05:45Why don't you go over there and just congratulate her?
01:05:51Yeah. Or I could take the stage and, you know, make a speech about cancer or something.
01:05:56You know, that's very gracious of you.
01:05:59No, don't do that.
01:06:00But I can entertain.
01:06:01Hey, laughter's the best medicine.
01:06:03I think science would refute that.
01:06:05You know what you could do is I think Tabby deserves a nice private hello.
01:06:09Okay? Okay?
01:06:10Could we have a quick sound bite?
01:06:12No.
01:06:13Yes.
01:06:15Great.
01:06:16Brett, what do you think about the hearing tomorrow?
01:06:17My client actually believes that it'll be a fair and equitable agreement and it'll be reached, so...
01:06:22No, I don't.
01:06:23I think what my lawyer keeps telling me.
01:06:25That he'd rather be on our side than the opponent's.
01:06:28Excuse me?
01:06:32Come on, it's just something I have to say to keep the sky in check.
01:06:35It's something you say when you think you're going to win.
01:06:38Honey, winning would be us never seeing these two people again.
01:06:41You guys drive me insane.
01:06:46Are they flirting?
01:06:48I was kind of hoping you showed up.
01:06:50I missed you.
01:06:52What's happening?
01:06:53That red really compliments her lipstick.
01:06:57And your eyes.
01:06:58And that is flirting.
01:07:00So maybe we did just win.
01:07:02Yes, we did.
01:07:03I love when you wear tux.
01:07:05Yeah, it's a camo.
01:07:07Yeah, I noticed.
01:07:08Look, sir.
01:07:11Oh, excuse me.
01:07:12Yeah.
01:07:16Excuse me?
01:07:18So we just got the forensic accounting report on Brett.
01:07:21We just got the forensic accounting on Tabby.
01:07:23Okay.
01:07:24She has offshore accounts.
01:07:26He has substantial poker winnings he's invested internationally.
01:07:30Multiple untraceable businesses.
01:07:33He's hiding millions from her.
01:07:35She's hiding millions from him.
01:07:37I guess he's not as naive as he looks.
01:07:39I guess she's not as naive as she looks.
01:07:41I guess not.
01:07:42You were my everything.
01:07:44I'm your everything?
01:07:45No, no, no, no, no.
01:07:46Don't make it all about you.
01:07:47It always has to be about you.
01:07:48I was invited.
01:07:49No, you weren't.
01:07:51You weren't even invited.
01:07:52I was invited.
01:07:53Let's go, let's go.
01:07:54I got an email.
01:07:55It's okay.
01:07:56Let's get you a cold shower.
01:07:57Take a cheese toast.
01:07:59Okay.
01:08:00It's okay.
01:08:01You're safe.
01:08:05It's okay. Deep breath.
01:08:20Why are you up so early?
01:08:21Why did you sleep on the couch?
01:08:23I guess I just fell asleep out here.
01:08:27About last night, I said some things I regret.
01:08:32And it's not just because I have much wittier retorts in the morning.
01:08:36Okay, noted.
01:08:39Hey.
01:08:41We're going to figure it out, okay?
01:08:43We always do.
01:08:44Yeah, we always do.
01:08:47So, do you want to take the car over together?
01:08:49I think I just need a minute to, you know, get myself together.
01:08:51I'm going to go over now.
01:08:53But hey, I've got you covered.
01:08:56You're going to do great.
01:09:15But what about that three-pointer in game five?
01:09:17What about that magic sky hook?
01:09:19Oh, come on. Legendary, right?
01:09:22Good to see you, Counselor.
01:09:23Well, let's get started.
01:09:25Are you friendly with the judge?
01:09:26I'm a friendly guy.
01:09:31So, what do you think?
01:09:33I think we're going to do our very best.
01:09:36No, I mean my outfit.
01:09:38I think it screams I deserve all the marital property.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:43Is this going to take long?
01:09:45What, are you at somewhere more important to me?
01:09:46CrossFit's at three, so...
01:09:48Counsel, do we have assets in question and arguments ready?
01:09:53Your Honor, yes, we do.
01:10:01Counselor?
01:10:07May I just have one second, please?
01:10:09Take all the time you need.
01:10:17Contract for 31st and 11th.
01:10:25Your Honor, due to recent findings, I would like to request a brief recess.
01:10:28We just got started. Now, why do you need a recess?
01:10:32I need to perform due diligence, as new evidence has been brought to our attention that would affect the financial structure of the settlement.
01:10:38I'm sure the court would hate to see us punt, rather than trying an end around.
01:10:44You're in luck that I missed breakfast.
01:10:48Court is at recess for an hour.
01:10:54Give me the address on the commercial property, Gwenbot. Hang tight, I'll be right back.
01:10:58Okay.
01:10:59Okay.
01:11:12Shouldn't you be in court?
01:11:14Yes, I should be. What is this? What is Gwen's Glutes?
01:11:17My new Pilates studio slash method acting workshop.
01:11:21So is that what contract 31st and 11th means? Because this is, this is the 31st.
01:11:25This is the 31st. And this is your new commercial space? This, this space? How did you afford this?
01:11:29Did Brett buy this for you with money he's hiding from Tabby?
01:11:32Do I need a lawyer?
01:11:33If you're an accomplice in laundering money, then yes.
01:11:35I'm not laundering money, this was purchased-
01:11:37Then tell it to the judge.
01:11:38I'm not the villain here. You know what, this has become a little too much-
01:11:41You can come to court and tell the truth, please.
01:11:44Or I'll tell what I think is the truth.
01:11:56What is she doing here? You're my best friend and you stole my husband.
01:12:01I never stole him. All the time we spent together was Brett talking about how much he loved you.
01:12:06Asking how he could fix your rift and win you back. I never had a chance.
01:12:10What?
01:12:11Even if I wanted him, how could I ever compare with perfect Tabby?
01:12:15Order. Order. Order.
01:12:20Order. Order. Order.
01:12:23Order.
01:12:26Is that true?
01:12:27Every single word. I have loved you from the moment I met you, even now.
01:12:34Oh, Brettie, me too. I'm so sorry for everything.
01:12:37No, baby, it's not your fault. It was the lawyers. They pressured us into getting divorced.
01:12:43They really did.
01:12:44What? I'm sorry, what's that?
01:12:45Yeah, it's true, they did. They did. But I don't want to live without you.
01:12:50Well, then.
01:12:56Will you marry me again?
01:12:58You don't really have to ask her to marry you again.
01:13:00Yeah, you guys never were divorced in the first place, right?
01:13:02Of course I'll marry you, my love. Again.
01:13:05Yes.
01:13:10Forever and ever.
01:13:12And we'll have the biggest wedding.
01:13:14Yeah, and you're all invited.
01:13:15All of you.
01:13:16Or you can bid on photos of the event.
01:13:19Yeah.
01:13:32Extra salt and butter. Both sides.
01:13:34Good.
01:13:36I'm gonna need more popcorn.
01:13:38Today was a disaster.
01:13:39I know, baby.
01:13:40It was a disaster. Terrible.
01:13:42It's okay.
01:13:43If you're a troubled couple on the brink of giving up.
01:13:46Come along with us.
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01:13:49Where we explore the challenges and triumphs of marriage
01:13:53as we counsel couples back into love.
01:13:57Live on air every Wednesday night.
01:13:59I'm Tabby Noble.
01:14:00And I'm Brett Noble.
01:14:01And please join us for Noble Love on Reality Reel.
01:14:08I'm sorry, excuse me, they have a new show?
01:14:11Were there marriage counseling?
01:14:12Live.
01:14:13They were divorcing this morning.
01:14:14How in the world could they pull this together so quickly?
01:14:18They didn't.
01:14:24Hey Gwen, we really need to talk.
01:14:25You don't want to mess with lawyers, Gwen.
01:14:27We serve injunctions for breakfast.
01:14:35So what's the game here?
01:14:36They were never divorcing, was this a stunt?
01:14:38Yeah.
01:14:39It was all a con.
01:14:41They haven't been able to sell a show in a while,
01:14:43so they came up with this.
01:14:44They paid me to go along with it,
01:14:46promised to buy me the Pilates studio.
01:14:49Then they made me the villain at every turn.
01:14:51Why? I mean, how?
01:14:52I mean, this doesn't make any sense.
01:14:54No, there were so many private moments that were,
01:14:56they weren't filming.
01:14:57Yeah.
01:14:58No, they were.
01:14:59They recorded all of it,
01:15:00planning to use it all for the show.
01:15:03So they used you?
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:06Because that's what they do best.
01:15:08But whatever, your firm's got paid,
01:15:09and everyone gets a happy ending.
01:15:12Everyone except us.
01:15:13Right.
01:15:21The nobles were lying.
01:15:22There was never going to be a divorce.
01:15:24This is fraud.
01:15:25Let's be careful with terminology.
01:15:27Fraud is a grave accusation.
01:15:29And to be forthright,
01:15:31However, belatedly.
01:15:32Paul and I knew.
01:15:33Not at first,
01:15:34but the head of Reality Reel cleared it with us.
01:15:37What are you talking about?
01:15:38I'm sorry, excuse me?
01:15:39What? What?
01:15:40We never imagined it would go this far.
01:15:42And we never would have gone along with it
01:15:43if we'd known it would negatively affect you.
01:15:45Why would you guys even do this?
01:15:47Partners thought it would be good for our firm.
01:15:49And I thought it would be good both for Tabby
01:15:51and for your career,
01:15:52and for Jackie's legacy fund.
01:15:54I didn't think it would avalanche like this.
01:15:56But ultimately,
01:15:58we wanted them to reconcile, and they did.
01:16:00So maybe we let all be well that ends well, hmm?
01:16:04Was it misguided and self-serving? Yes.
01:16:07But did they pay their bills on time and in full?
01:16:10Also yes.
01:16:11Which is more than I can say about most clients.
01:16:13You see, what's happened here
01:16:14has brought us full circle
01:16:15back to the lower integrity joke.
01:16:20Wow.
01:16:21You know what the worst part is?
01:16:23Everyone's raving about noble love
01:16:25That's not the worst part.
01:16:26The worst part is they got away with it.
01:16:28Okay, guys, look.
01:16:29If they're happy, just let them be happy.
01:16:31But how can they be happy
01:16:32if they're still lying to each other?
01:16:34I mean, Brett is hiding money from Tabby.
01:16:36And Tabby's hiding money from Brett.
01:16:38No, they're never going to be happy
01:16:39until they get truthful.
01:16:41Well, maybe it's our job to get them truthful.
01:16:44You know, to heal them.
01:16:46Okay, Gwen, I'm sorry, guys,
01:16:47but this sounds less like therapy
01:16:48and more like some sort of revenge cabal.
01:16:51I'm sorry.
01:16:52I'm also out.
01:16:53Okay.
01:16:54Fine.
01:16:55But help me with this.
01:16:56Where can I find a great actor?
01:16:59Oh, look, he's right here.
01:17:00TJ's a great actor, right?
01:17:02There you go.
01:17:03Hey, come here, sit down.
01:17:05Look at that face.
01:17:07You act?
01:17:08Yeah.
01:17:09Method?
01:17:10Strasburg all the way.
01:17:12How would you like the role of a lifetime?
01:17:15Who would I be playing?
01:17:16My husband.
01:17:20I can method act that.
01:17:25I kind of feel like we shouldn't be here.
01:17:33Half cheddar ranch, half peanut butter cup.
01:17:36Mmm, delicious combo.
01:17:38Maybe just not at the same time.
01:17:40No, I don't think that'd be the best idea.
01:17:43That is good.
01:17:45Oh, you think we should have stopped this?
01:17:48I don't think we would have much of a chance to stop anything.
01:17:51Gwen's on a mission.
01:17:52Besides, they don't need noble love, they need tough love.
01:17:56Good one, honey.
01:17:58You can have a seat here.
01:18:03Oh, thanks.
01:18:05Perfect.
01:18:07I love this jacket.
01:18:08Gwen?
01:18:10Wait, you're not married?
01:18:11Yes, I am.
01:18:12This is my husband, TJ.
01:18:14I kept him a secret because I know how you two love secrets.
01:18:17Hey, bro.
01:18:19I dug all your shows.
01:18:20I'm also a thespian.
01:18:21I'm headlining a play right now.
01:18:23Like on Broadway, or?
01:18:25Atlantic City.
01:18:26It's a Broadway of Jersey.
01:18:28Yeah, it's not, bro.
01:18:30Well, where should we begin?
01:18:38We're back on Noble Love, where love begins again.
01:18:42Where love begins again.
01:18:43Starting with us.
01:18:47And today we have a very special couple with us.
01:18:51My best friend and assistant, Gwen.
01:18:54I thought I was fired from both of those roles.
01:18:57What are you talking about?
01:18:58And my man, TJ, over here.
01:19:01Fellow thespian.
01:19:03I can't believe Luca got him on the show.
01:19:05Well, you know Luca.
01:19:07He knows people and knows people.
01:19:10What is the biggest issue in your marriage?
01:19:12Well, I'm sad to say that Gwen has been hiding money from me.
01:19:16TJ's also been hiding money from me.
01:19:19We've had great success with the businesses we've built together.
01:19:22But then Gwen moved our profits to secret accounts.
01:19:25While TJ's been hiding his Vegas winnings in overseas funds.
01:19:30Wow.
01:19:32Well, I can see how that would affect your marriage,
01:19:36as trust is the foundation of love.
01:19:40And love meets trust the way sunshine and flowers meet each other.
01:19:46That's right.
01:19:47But there's more.
01:19:48TJ also ran a background check on me.
01:19:51And Gwen ran a background check on me.
01:19:53And Gwen ran a background check on me.
01:19:59Well, that is a total invasion of privacy.
01:20:03Yeah, if someone did that to me, I would be very, very upset.
01:20:06Yeah, me too.
01:20:14That's unbelievable.
01:20:15You think they'll make it?
01:20:16You think they'll be okay?
01:20:17Yeah, you know, I do.
01:20:20You know, it's something new for both of them.
01:20:22Honest, something real.
01:20:27Do you think we'll be okay?
01:20:30Do you?
01:20:34Yeah, I do.
01:20:39I actually know it.
01:20:41I mean, there isn't much that's certain in life, but you're as close as it gets.
01:20:48Honey, I know I can overthink and overworry and become fatalistic.
01:20:53Well, you don't know.
01:20:58I wouldn't want any other life than the life I have with you, whatever that looks like.
01:21:06And I know I said the most important decision we can make is having a child, but I think I was wrong.
01:21:16I think the most important decision we make is who we share our life with.
01:21:22And I would make this decision one million times over exactly the same.
01:21:30So, I have an idea.
01:21:38Thank you so much for meeting with me.
01:21:40Thank you for taking the time.
01:21:42You've been a mentor.
01:21:44And I am so grateful for everything you've given me.
01:21:50I'm so proud of you.
01:21:53Thank you for taking the time.
01:21:55You've been a mentor.
01:21:56And I am so grateful for everything you've given me.
01:21:59But I need something new, Lois.
01:22:03Mark, you're about to make partner.
01:22:05But you're taking over the firm.
01:22:07I know.
01:22:08I know.
01:22:12But we've made other plans.
01:22:15But we've made other plans.
01:22:17But we've made other plans.
01:22:22Trevick and Trevick, can you please hold?
01:22:30Happy 8th anniversary, babe.
01:22:32Aw, happy 8th, my love.
01:22:34So, I got us a little something.
01:22:47Thanks.
01:22:50Don't drop me.
01:22:51My parents are lawyers.
01:23:14Did you feel that?
01:23:15No.
01:23:17Well, it's a prosecutor.
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