Dopo la morte del ricchissimo marito Salvatore per un incidente d'auto, la bella moglie Caterina si prepara a incassare l'enorme eredità ma, poiché il defunto non ha fatto testamento e quando era vivo era sterile, la moglie potrà beneficiare del lascito solo se, entro i trecento giorni stabiliti dalla legge, darà alla luce un figlio.
Saputo questo, Tano e Nico, i fratelli di Salvatore, che intascherebbero miliardi se Caterina non dovesse adempiere a tale condizione, organizzano una guardia armata alla villa in cui lei vive con la madre Francesca, sbarrando la strada a tutte le persone di sesso maschile.
Un ladro, il barone Carlo Niscemi, nobile decaduto, riesce a intrufolarsi durante un ricevimento e cerca di rubare le cambiali su cui erano scritti i debiti di gioco per i quali si era indebitato con Salvatore. Non potendo uscire, viene costretto dalla madre di Caterina ad andare a letto con la figlia, che è consenziente, allo scopo di farle concepire un figlio.
I vari tentativi di avere un rapporto sessuale con la donna risultano però infruttuosi: il ladro si eccita solo con Francesca. Questa mette così a punto un piano: eccita l'uomo e lo invita nel suo letto, ma quando questi vi entrerà, ad attenderlo non ci sarà lei ma Caterina.
Nel frattempo, Nico, uno dei due fratelli, innamorato di Caterina, finirà per passare una notte con la madre di lei, credendo di fare l'amore con la figlia.
Trecento giorni dopo vengono partoriti due bambini, uno di Caterina, l'altro di Francesca. Nico arriva alla villa col fratello convinto di avere la prova che il figlio di Caterina sia suo e di ottenere così l'eredità ed invece è costretto a promettere a Francesca che la sposerà per salvare il suo onore. Caterina e Carlo si baciano felici del figlio e dell'eredità e del loro amore.
Saputo questo, Tano e Nico, i fratelli di Salvatore, che intascherebbero miliardi se Caterina non dovesse adempiere a tale condizione, organizzano una guardia armata alla villa in cui lei vive con la madre Francesca, sbarrando la strada a tutte le persone di sesso maschile.
Un ladro, il barone Carlo Niscemi, nobile decaduto, riesce a intrufolarsi durante un ricevimento e cerca di rubare le cambiali su cui erano scritti i debiti di gioco per i quali si era indebitato con Salvatore. Non potendo uscire, viene costretto dalla madre di Caterina ad andare a letto con la figlia, che è consenziente, allo scopo di farle concepire un figlio.
I vari tentativi di avere un rapporto sessuale con la donna risultano però infruttuosi: il ladro si eccita solo con Francesca. Questa mette così a punto un piano: eccita l'uomo e lo invita nel suo letto, ma quando questi vi entrerà, ad attenderlo non ci sarà lei ma Caterina.
Nel frattempo, Nico, uno dei due fratelli, innamorato di Caterina, finirà per passare una notte con la madre di lei, credendo di fare l'amore con la figlia.
Trecento giorni dopo vengono partoriti due bambini, uno di Caterina, l'altro di Francesca. Nico arriva alla villa col fratello convinto di avere la prova che il figlio di Caterina sia suo e di ottenere così l'eredità ed invece è costretto a promettere a Francesca che la sposerà per salvare il suo onore. Caterina e Carlo si baciano felici del figlio e dell'eredità e del loro amore.
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00:00:00Now, since the late St. Onocito Salvatore did not leave a will,
00:00:05he automatically issues article 544 of the Civil Code,
00:00:09which says that not being legitimate or natural children,
00:00:14the full ownership of the property is due to the legitimate descendants of the deceased,
00:00:21while the spouse is only due to the use of 5 twelfths of the property.
00:00:29Bella porcaria.
00:00:30It's the law, ma'am.
00:00:32Yes, yes, yes, all right. Now you speak, lawyer.
00:00:34Calm down, please. We cannot object to article 544.
00:00:39Dura lex sed lex.
00:00:41Dura o moscia is an unfair law.
00:00:44And why unfair, ma'am?
00:00:46In my opinion, it is very fair.
00:00:48But why was it fair, in your opinion, that my brother Buonanima, dying,
00:00:52did not think of his brothers, who are his own blood,
00:00:57and that he left everything to a stranger?
00:00:59Ah, you call her sane, a young, beautiful wife,
00:01:03who gave her very fresh body to an old man.
00:01:06But, but...
00:01:07Shut up, you, no?
00:01:09It is not fair that the deceased leaves only the use of fruit to the widow,
00:01:12after he has eaten the fruit, sweet, juicy, not yet ripe.
00:01:17A peach, eh?
00:01:19Shut up, Nico.
00:01:22Fruits don't matter here, Mr. Notario.
00:01:25If there was a fruit, it was already paid for.
00:01:27And with what? With the little ones.
00:01:29In short, enough with these talks of fruits and little ones.
00:01:32If you think you are on the market, know that I am not for sale.
00:01:36I greet you.
00:01:37No, no, no, no, ma'am, please, your presence is essential.
00:01:40Caterina, Caterina, wait.
00:01:42But where are you going?
00:01:43To accompany Caterina.
00:01:45Now you have to go a few hours.
00:01:47Are you crazy?
00:01:48And you, lawyer, what lawyer?
00:01:50Well, yes, of course, yes, yes.
00:01:51Gentlemen, go to the diatribes.
00:01:55Let's stick to the laws that govern the succession.
00:01:59Precisely.
00:02:00Article 544, given to me, speaks quite clearly, doesn't it?
00:02:05Yes, but dear Notario,
00:02:07the case in which...
00:02:10Oh, but what case, lawyer?
00:02:14Go ahead, lawyer, tell us.
00:02:17What are you waiting for?
00:02:19The case in which the wife can wait for a son.
00:02:23Here.
00:02:24A son?
00:02:26A son.
00:02:31Eh, a son, yes.
00:02:33Oh, he finally told us.
00:02:35Yes, but I...
00:02:37Shut up, you.
00:02:38Let the lawyer do it, right?
00:02:40It's absurd, it's impossible.
00:02:42It's our brother when he does these things.
00:02:44I think you could find a runaway, given the particular case.
00:02:46You suggest the runaway, don't you?
00:02:48I'll explain.
00:02:50You see, my brother, the good soul of Salvatore, was...
00:02:55Sterile.
00:02:56Eh?
00:02:58He was sterile.
00:02:59No.
00:03:00Yes, because of a sin of youth.
00:03:02My brother couldn't have children.
00:03:04Do you understand?
00:03:05You can try this.
00:03:06What to try?
00:03:07My brother, of course, was ashamed to do such a thing around.
00:03:10You see, for us, this is all dishonor.
00:03:14Well, then...
00:03:16We just have to wait.
00:03:18Very well, then wait and see.
00:03:22But mom, what are you waiting for?
00:03:24Listen to her.
00:03:26She doesn't even know what to expect, that poor creature.
00:03:29She knows, she knows.
00:03:31Only my daughter is fatalistic, eh?
00:03:34When the baby comes, it comes.
00:03:37Yes?
00:03:38All right, then.
00:03:40All right, then.
00:03:42Let's wait for this baby.
00:03:43After all, more than nine months is not that you can wait.
00:03:45Actually, it's ten.
00:03:47Ten months?
00:03:48What is this news?
00:03:50The notary knows you're here and can tell you.
00:03:53Isn't it true?
00:03:54Precisely.
00:03:55Article 232 of the Civil Code speaks clearly.
00:03:59It takes 300 days.
00:04:01That is, about ten months to assume that a child is conceived during marriage.
00:04:07So it is.
00:04:09So it is.
00:04:10Those two think they can fool us.
00:04:12But they won't succeed.
00:04:14It would be too convenient to get fucked in the face of the dead.
00:04:18Who are you looking at, you moron?
00:04:20Walk, walk!
00:04:22Do you hear what they say?
00:04:23You're making me look good.
00:04:25Don't worry, we have Article 232.
00:04:28Is it true, Focaccia?
00:04:29Of course, ma'am.
00:04:30But be calm, especially calm.
00:04:33Duralex Sedlex.
00:04:37The child will be born in front of you.
00:04:39Really?
00:04:40I want to see how.
00:04:42He will be born, he will be born.
00:04:44He will be brought to Cicogna.
00:04:46That bird will do miracles.
00:04:48No, ma'am, don't expect it.
00:04:51Because from now on, I will watch.
00:04:53And in your house, birds of that kind will not enter.
00:04:56I'm telling you.
00:04:58What are you doing?
00:04:59Tell her something, too.
00:05:01Of course.
00:05:03Good morning, Caterina.
00:05:05No, she doesn't even answer.
00:05:07Good morning, Caterina.
00:05:09What kind of help do you give me?
00:05:11It's a matter of education.
00:05:12Get out of the way, I'm driving.
00:05:14Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way.
00:05:19Just a moment, just a moment.
00:05:24Good, lawyer, very good.
00:05:25This one of the son was the salvation.
00:05:27Their arrogance deserved a lesson.
00:05:29Yes, I understand.
00:05:30Now, if the child is not there.
00:05:32There is a lawyer.
00:05:35There is.
00:05:36How is it, mom?
00:05:37I want to say that there will be.
00:05:39It's the same thing.
00:05:41Come on, lawyer.
00:05:42It's not that we can talk.
00:05:44Allow me, I would have an appointment.
00:05:46Are you our lawyer?
00:05:48Yes, I am.
00:05:49You don't want to leave us right now, do you?
00:05:51Come on in, we'll talk at home.
00:06:02Come on.
00:06:09Oh no, mom.
00:06:10If you allow me, I also have my sensitivity.
00:06:12And I don't go to bed with the first one that happens.
00:06:14But who told you that you should go to bed with the first one that happens?
00:06:17If it won't be the first, it will be the second.
00:06:19In short, mom, finish it.
00:06:21Lawyer, tell her too.
00:06:24Do I look like a woman in bed to you?
00:06:26Well, it's true.
00:06:27Caterina, the lawyer defends our interests.
00:06:30Our interests are those of having a son.
00:06:34Am I right, lawyer?
00:06:35Of course.
00:06:36Anyway, if there was a heir, everything would be solved better.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41But for the moment there is not.
00:06:42Good, lawyer.
00:06:44He said it.
00:06:45Holy words.
00:06:46Did you hear, Caterina?
00:06:47We need a heir.
00:06:48And what do you do?
00:06:49You do it.
00:06:50Don't even talk about it.
00:06:51Salvatore, for better or worse, was my husband.
00:06:54And I want to respect his memory.
00:06:56And then I have no intention of selling myself.
00:06:58I'm not a womanizer.
00:07:00Oh, womanizer.
00:07:02When ever.
00:07:04Womanizer, no.
00:07:05But stupid, yes.
00:07:06Caterina, my dear.
00:07:08Billions are not found in the middle of a road.
00:07:10And to have them, some sacrifice can also be made.
00:07:14I admit that it is a sacrifice.
00:07:18By the way, lawyer.
00:07:20You and this sacrifice,
00:07:23we could collaborate.
00:07:27You understand me, don't you?
00:07:28No.
00:07:29We could...
00:07:31or Zampino.
00:07:32Me?
00:07:33Eh.
00:07:34No, madam.
00:07:35But I beg you.
00:07:36Eh, you finish it.
00:07:38After all, daughter,
00:07:39the lawyer is not bad.
00:07:42Funny.
00:07:44Virile.
00:07:45Oh my.
00:07:46He's a nice man.
00:07:51Here we must take emergency measures.
00:07:54Emergency countermeasures.
00:07:55And what do you put on us?
00:07:56The belt of chastity?
00:07:58Look at you.
00:08:00But look.
00:08:03And let's put it on.
00:08:08And why not?
00:08:09Oh, maybe I'll put on the belt of chastity.
00:08:11But what do I care?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Here there are 10 billion.
00:08:1415.
00:08:15And you don't know how many, but there are a lot.
00:08:16A lot.
00:08:17And we others are full of debt.
00:08:19We must put those women in condition not to screw us.
00:08:22And how?
00:08:23And how?
00:08:24And how?
00:08:25Tell me how.
00:08:26And how?
00:08:29Isolandole.
00:08:30Nico, isolandole.
00:08:32And what's better?
00:08:33They don't stay up there in the villa?
00:08:35Very well.
00:08:36I'll make a cordon of peccati.
00:08:38I'll surround them.
00:08:39And don't worry,
00:08:40that men up there won't even smell.
00:08:42I assure you that a man over 10 years
00:08:44to the villa will not come closer.
00:08:46Very well.
00:08:47Eh.
00:08:48But lawyer Bald.
00:08:49Yeah, lawyer Bald didn't think about it.
00:08:51It's true.
00:08:52The lawyer.
00:08:53And what do you care?
00:08:54He's a man.
00:08:55But what worries do you have?
00:08:56But how?
00:08:57But what?
00:08:58Don't you realize?
00:08:59No, but why?
00:09:00The lawyer Bald.
00:09:01The girl has.
00:09:02Ah.
00:09:03The lawyer Bald doesn't.
00:09:04But then it's not Bald, it's Froscio.
00:09:07Ah.
00:09:08Oh my God.
00:09:09Go, go.
00:09:14Try to understand me, ma'am,
00:09:15but I didn't want to offend you.
00:09:16No, but if you told me before,
00:09:18I'll get another lawyer.
00:09:19But what does sex have to do with the lawyer?
00:09:20Sorry, this doesn't affect my profession at all.
00:09:22No, but it affects my cause.
00:09:24Go, go.
00:09:27I'm so sorry, ma'am.
00:09:28I really appreciate your offer.
00:09:30I'm very flattered, but do you understand?
00:09:32Yes, yes, yes, we understand, we understand.
00:09:34The fact is that you, Zampino, don't work for us.
00:09:38Oh yeah?
00:09:39And what do you know about it?
00:09:40Forget it, lawyer.
00:09:41Let's leave it.
00:09:42Go.
00:09:44Hmm.
00:09:45What a bitch.
00:09:48I thought I had found the bull instead.
00:09:51And instead it was a cow.
00:09:53Eh, enough now.
00:09:54Let's not think about it anymore.
00:09:56Let's not think about it anymore.
00:09:57But we have to think about it, instead.
00:09:59Right now.
00:10:01We don't have much time left.
00:10:02We have 20 days left.
00:10:04If you want me to go pick up the men on the street,
00:10:06tell me.
00:10:07Eh, I wouldn't say that, but I don't know about you.
00:10:10Eh.
00:10:11I found it.
00:10:13This time I have the ace up my sleeve.
00:10:15Violent and violent, those two.
00:10:16At least a month of mourning,
00:10:17they will have to respect it,
00:10:18that you are at home.
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20We are fine.
00:10:21A month of abstinence is enough.
00:10:22Eh, Nico.
00:10:24We are in a battle.
00:10:25We are armed.
00:10:26Bye, Vincenzo.
00:10:28Oh, one moment.
00:10:29But what is it?
00:10:30What do you mean, what is it?
00:10:31It's the servant of the villa.
00:10:33And yes, we have to neutralize her too.
00:10:35Ah, but what are you saying?
00:10:37What do I say?
00:10:38But don't you think that Caterina
00:10:39is in a relationship with a waiter?
00:10:42And what do I know?
00:10:43Is she in a relationship?
00:10:44Eh.
00:10:45A lady.
00:10:47But how can you think
00:10:48that you can mess with a servant?
00:10:49For money,
00:10:50even the most honest woman in the world is sold.
00:10:52And it's a matter of price.
00:10:53But what are you saying?
00:10:54I don't have a price.
00:10:55I wouldn't even do it for a million.
00:10:57And for ten million?
00:10:59Disgraceful.
00:11:01But I wouldn't do it anymore
00:11:02because otherwise I really
00:11:03break you in two, you know.
00:11:04Ah yes?
00:11:06And break me in four.
00:11:08Stop, stop.
00:11:09Calm down.
00:11:10I'll kill him.
00:11:11No, don't do it, don't do it.
00:11:12You thank God
00:11:13that there is my brother
00:11:14and there are the little ones, you know.
00:11:15Sure, there I am in the business.
00:11:16That we are in the business.
00:11:17Sure, we are in the business, yes.
00:11:18But tonight you can make me money at home.
00:11:20Tonight?
00:11:21Here, tonight, tonight.
00:11:23Why?
00:11:24What did we do?
00:11:26Because your mother is an dishonest woman.
00:11:29Where were you born, you son of a bitch?
00:11:31And so you had more luck.
00:11:32Nico, come on.
00:11:33I'll be right there, I'll be right there.
00:11:35My dear Giovanni,
00:11:36you have to realize.
00:11:39Now, as you can see,
00:11:40we are two women left alone,
00:11:42defenseless.
00:11:43And at night we get a fear
00:11:45to die.
00:11:46Who protects us?
00:11:48There are the guardians, ma'am.
00:11:50And what do they do
00:11:51if they come here?
00:11:52Uncle Kola
00:11:53is 75 years old
00:11:54and he has a puncture.
00:11:55Uncle Turi is 70 years old
00:11:57and he has all the pain in the world.
00:11:59Poor thing.
00:12:00We need a strong young man,
00:12:02gallant,
00:12:03who can defend us.
00:12:05Someone like you.
00:12:06If you are Mrs. Mugumanna,
00:12:07I can stay and sleep here.
00:12:09Good, Giovanni.
00:12:10Good.
00:12:11That's how I like it.
00:12:13I'll raise your salary.
00:12:14Are you happy?
00:12:16Don't look at me like that,
00:12:17Salvatore.
00:12:18You know me, don't you?
00:12:20And you know I'll never allow it.
00:12:23But you too, excuse me,
00:12:24if you did the will,
00:12:25you wouldn't put me in these messes, would you?
00:12:29So, I'm going home
00:12:30to let my people know.
00:12:31That's it, you're good.
00:12:32Go and get yourself
00:12:33some clean whiteness.
00:12:37Ah, Giovanni,
00:12:38listen a little.
00:12:39Since you're going home,
00:12:40take advantage of it.
00:12:41Make yourself
00:12:42a nice bath.
00:12:44A bath?
00:12:45What party?
00:12:46No,
00:12:47relax your nerves.
00:12:48And then,
00:12:49for your new job,
00:12:50you'll need it.
00:12:51Go, my son,
00:12:52go.
00:12:53Are you going?
00:12:54I'm going, ma'am.
00:12:57Have you gone mad?
00:12:59Do you think
00:13:00I should go to bed
00:13:01with that waiter?
00:13:02Never.
00:13:03I'll never do it.
00:13:04I know,
00:13:05I know,
00:13:06my daughter,
00:13:07I know.
00:13:08But if you give up now,
00:13:09it's worse.
00:13:10Actually,
00:13:11do you know what I'm telling you?
00:13:12All men are the same
00:13:13in the dark.
00:13:14Princes
00:13:15and waiters.
00:13:16The world
00:13:17goes left,
00:13:18my daughter.
00:13:19Let me advise you,
00:13:20for your own good.
00:13:21Ah,
00:13:22even marrying Salvatore
00:13:23was for my own good.
00:13:24On the same day,
00:13:25you had three boyfriends
00:13:26leave me.
00:13:27And what did
00:13:28Salvatore leave me?
00:13:29Eh?
00:13:30Nothing.
00:13:31If you leave things
00:13:32in half,
00:13:33if you give them to me,
00:13:34you'll have
00:13:35a lot of billions.
00:13:36I can't.
00:13:39Just the idea
00:13:40of seeing myself
00:13:41in that animal's arms
00:13:42and I'd die.
00:13:43But who tells you
00:13:44to see?
00:13:46You close your eyes
00:13:47and he does.
00:13:49And then,
00:13:50in nine months,
00:13:51you'll thank me.
00:14:06Come on kids,
00:14:07get down.
00:14:09Walk, Linco, walk.
00:14:10Hurry,
00:14:11all of you,
00:14:12hurry.
00:14:13Hey, you,
00:14:14come here.
00:14:15What are they doing?
00:14:16You walk with me.
00:14:17Okay.
00:14:18And you,
00:14:19Nico,
00:14:20do everything
00:14:21I tell you.
00:14:22Not a word more,
00:14:23not a word less,
00:14:24okay?
00:14:25Yes.
00:14:26Wait.
00:14:27Do you see that
00:14:28abortion of nature?
00:14:29That's the most
00:14:30precocious of all.
00:14:31Let's shake hands,
00:14:32Don Tanto.
00:14:33Come here,
00:14:34come here.
00:14:35Where are you going?
00:14:36Home.
00:14:37Mrs. Francesca
00:14:38is afraid of the sea.
00:14:39Really?
00:14:40And what are you doing
00:14:41at home?
00:14:42I'm going to get
00:14:43my clean whiteness.
00:14:44I'm going to take a bath
00:14:45to sleep at the villa.
00:14:46Yes,
00:14:47eh?
00:14:48Did you understand?
00:14:49Clean whiteness,
00:14:50bath.
00:14:51And all this
00:14:52stuff,
00:14:53what is it for?
00:14:54To scare the thieves?
00:14:55Mrs. Francesca
00:14:56ordered it.
00:14:57You see,
00:14:58Caterina
00:14:59doesn't care about anything.
00:15:00You don't have to
00:15:01get involved,
00:15:02but he does.
00:15:03And if he gets involved,
00:15:04we're screwed,
00:15:05do you understand?
00:15:06What do I do,
00:15:07get involved?
00:15:08No, no.
00:15:09You don't have to
00:15:10get involved
00:15:11in any place,
00:15:12you have to get out.
00:15:13Tell me something,
00:15:14how much do I earn a month?
00:15:15Sixty thousand.
00:15:16Come here,
00:15:17hold this.
00:15:18One,
00:15:19two,
00:15:20three,
00:15:21four,
00:15:22five,
00:15:23six,
00:15:24and ten as a gift,
00:15:25okay?
00:15:26You get a month of
00:15:27cleaning whiteness.
00:15:28But, Don Tano,
00:15:29I...
00:15:30What do you want?
00:15:31I'll give you a jacket.
00:15:32Did you understand?
00:15:33Eh,
00:15:34I understood everything.
00:15:35A month,
00:15:36two months,
00:15:37two months,
00:15:38two months.
00:15:39Don Tano,
00:15:40I'll say goodbye,
00:15:41I'm leaving.
00:15:46And don't worry,
00:15:47at the end of the month
00:15:48he'll come back
00:15:49and he'll give you
00:15:50more money.
00:15:51Yes, yes.
00:15:52Ah,
00:15:53and now I'll fix
00:15:54your throat too.
00:15:55You,
00:15:56think of the gardeners.
00:15:57Ah, yes.
00:15:58Take them to him.
00:15:59Let's go.
00:16:04Eh, Lucia.
00:16:05Don Tano,
00:16:06God bless you.
00:16:07Let's say hello,
00:16:08let's say hello.
00:16:09And where are you going?
00:16:10To bring the groceries
00:16:11to the ladies.
00:16:12Eh,
00:16:13that's right,
00:16:14that's right,
00:16:15because you also need
00:16:16to eat.
00:16:17Put it,
00:16:18put it on the floor
00:16:19so you can rest a little.
00:16:20Good.
00:16:21Here,
00:16:22you see,
00:16:23since now
00:16:24you can't go
00:16:25to the villa.
00:16:26Why,
00:16:27what happened?
00:16:28Ah,
00:16:29nothing,
00:16:30nothing.
00:16:31It's just that
00:16:32for a few months
00:16:33we don't want to
00:16:34snore in the middle
00:16:35of our feet.
00:16:36So
00:16:37we've been
00:16:38in a bed
00:16:39for a couple of months
00:16:40and we've been
00:16:41behind the scenes
00:16:42crying.
00:16:43Let's fix
00:16:44your hands.
00:16:45How are you,
00:16:46huh?
00:16:47Anyway,
00:16:48we can complain.
00:16:49Like that we're aware.
00:16:50Like that?
00:16:51I mean,
00:16:52you were wondering
00:16:53if by chance
00:16:54something terrible
00:16:55happened to you.
00:16:56Now
00:16:57what are you doing?
00:16:58Now,
00:16:59if something bad
00:17:00happens to me
00:17:01I'd kill myself.
00:17:02I'd do
00:17:03an investment.
00:17:04Are you kidding?
00:17:05No, the flower passes, no?
00:17:07Eh?
00:17:08I can't look at your face, you two.
00:17:10What do we look like, crazy?
00:17:12We are crazy.
00:17:13Not so much.
00:17:14And then it means that the leg is straight, no?
00:17:16Eh?
00:17:17You two are crazy!
00:17:23My little girl, my little girl, why are you all so thoughtful?
00:17:27Don't hurt yourself.
00:17:29It can be a pleasant experience, can't it?
00:17:32Oh, look who's here!
00:17:34The two-legged and the one-legged.
00:17:35Walk, walk!
00:17:36What do we owe the displeasure of your visit?
00:17:41We came to take you shopping.
00:17:43But Lucia?
00:17:44Well, Lucia is sick.
00:17:45Sick?
00:17:46Yes, ma'am.
00:17:47The doctor found her wounded and ordered a few months of care.
00:17:50Nine?
00:17:51Ten.
00:17:52And Carmela?
00:17:53And Carmela too.
00:17:54And the gardeners too?
00:17:55Yes, ma'am.
00:17:56Also the gardeners.
00:17:57Also the gardeners, eh?
00:18:03And Giovanni?
00:18:04And Giovanni is not coming.
00:18:06He is afraid of being infected by this epidemic.
00:18:12You have all moved away, eh?
00:18:15You have isolated us.
00:18:17No, only for your health, ma'am.
00:18:20But if you want, you can take all the service you need,
00:18:23if you can find it in these surroundings.
00:18:25Yes.
00:18:26You don't find waiters here.
00:18:28You only find mobsters, like you.
00:18:31No, ma'am.
00:18:35There are no mobsters here.
00:18:37There are only waiters.
00:18:39We put our hands forward to save ourselves from behind, ma'am.
00:18:42Ah, yes, eh?
00:18:43So, if you want to save yourself from behind, get out immediately,
00:18:46otherwise I'll kick you, you bastard!
00:18:49Enough!
00:18:50I can't stand your insinuations anymore.
00:18:52Caterina, what are you saying?
00:18:53We trusted you.
00:18:54Ah, you trusted me?
00:18:55Yes.
00:18:56And if you didn't trust me, what were you doing?
00:18:57You locked me in the safe.
00:18:59I'm a free woman.
00:19:01I'm leaving.
00:19:02Actually, I'm leaving right now.
00:19:04Very good, very good, my treasure.
00:19:08We're leaving tonight.
00:19:10We're going to the mainland.
00:19:12Eh, no.
00:19:14You, ma'am, can leave whenever you want,
00:19:16but Caterina, no.
00:19:17You can't.
00:19:18Ah, and who forbids me?
00:19:20Me.
00:19:22I have to worry about the good upbringing of the newborn.
00:19:25Here it is.
00:19:26Here it is.
00:19:27Look, my lawyer has made me legally appointed a belly doctor.
00:19:31Read it, read it.
00:19:32To what?
00:19:35To the belly.
00:19:37Well, let's say, to your belly.
00:19:40And anyway, no travel.
00:19:42I admit that it is a happy event,
00:19:44which I doubt very much.
00:19:46We wish that the heir of Salvatore
00:19:49is born healthy, robust,
00:19:51a rascal like his father.
00:19:53Good permanence.
00:19:54Let's go, Nico.
00:19:56Bye, Caterina.
00:19:57What are you doing?
00:19:58Come on.
00:19:59No, it hurts a little with the belly.
00:20:01Let's go, idiot.
00:20:02But it's true, I'll catch a cold.
00:20:08Mom.
00:20:09Eh?
00:20:10I changed my mind.
00:20:11I want to have the son.
00:20:13Ah, well, good, good.
00:20:15Are you convinced that billions are billions?
00:20:17No, that's not it.
00:20:18But I can't stand the idea of hundreds on the belly.
00:20:22Do they want war?
00:20:23Let it be war.
00:20:26What was he saying?
00:20:28No, never.
00:20:38Caterina.
00:20:39Caterina.
00:20:40Ah, hey.
00:20:41Caterina.
00:20:42What happened to you?
00:20:46What happened to you?
00:20:47What reduced you like this?
00:20:49With what did you fight?
00:20:50This old man, with the money.
00:20:52This is the balance.
00:20:53And why?
00:20:54Political stuff.
00:20:55It's a matter of football.
00:20:56What football and what politics?
00:20:58The widow of Salvatore Santo Rocido.
00:21:02I had to stay, uncle.
00:21:03I didn't have to tell him that she needed to be pregnant urgently.
00:21:07Eh?
00:21:08Fuck, pregnant?
00:21:09Pregnant?
00:21:10Eh, already.
00:21:11For inheritance.
00:21:12Inheritance?
00:21:13Eh, I knew it by miracle.
00:21:15Because the thing is very secret.
00:21:16But why did you want to get her pregnant?
00:21:18Are you sure?
00:21:19Like a fetus instead.
00:21:21I told that son of a bitch.
00:21:24And he told me.
00:21:25I can give him a hand.
00:21:27Ah yes?
00:21:28And I told him.
00:21:29But what are you looking for?
00:21:30I say, I have the current, I have it.
00:21:32I do it, right?
00:21:33And he told me.
00:21:34In two, it's safer.
00:21:35Then I got angry.
00:21:36And it was terrible.
00:21:37Do you understand?
00:21:38Hey.
00:21:41But where am I?
00:21:42But what did they do?
00:21:45Come on, you have so much to look at.
00:21:46There is little to do that face.
00:21:49Now I have decided to have a son and I will have it.
00:21:54Why?
00:21:55What are you doing now, the moralist?
00:21:59A dirty man like you is full of desires.
00:22:04It's stuff that I was afraid to turn back in sleep.
00:22:10Razzare Mandrillo, fantasist.
00:22:15The cramp of the acrobat made me come.
00:22:19What are you doing? Did you forget?
00:22:20Yes.
00:22:23And after so many good nights,
00:22:25not even a scratch of the son you could give me.
00:22:32Salvatore.
00:22:34Try to reason.
00:22:36Do you think it's right that the goods end up in the hands of your brothers?
00:22:40Who have always hated and exploited you.
00:22:44Instead, think how nice if you have a son.
00:22:47The son of Salvatore Santonocito.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:51Because in fact, that would be your son.
00:22:54It is for the law and for the people.
00:22:58Ah, you do not like it?
00:23:00But that time you made the speech that the mayor had written to you,
00:23:04then it was fine, you did not twist your mouth.
00:23:09Convince yourself, it's the same thing.
00:23:13Realize that I am a sheet of paper
00:23:15and that someone comes with the brush to write the speech.
00:23:18Do not you think?
00:23:20Well, worse for you, I do the same.
00:23:22Good night.
00:23:28Better this way.
00:23:30It is more prudent.
00:23:32And if I keep looking at me like that, I'll put you in the drawer.
00:23:36Indeed, no.
00:23:37I'll take you to my mother's room.
00:23:39Tano, did you see?
00:23:41Caterina has gone to sleep.
00:23:43Oh yeah?
00:23:44Yes.
00:23:45Well, good night.
00:23:46Listen to me, Tano,
00:23:48everything we are doing,
00:23:50I think it is useless effort.
00:23:52Why do not we go to sleep too?
00:23:54What are you saying?
00:23:55Are you kidding?
00:23:57Precautions are never jokes.
00:23:59I placed a peck every 20 meters.
00:24:01And so we are safe.
00:24:03I'm going to sleep.
00:24:05I'm going to sleep.
00:24:06I'm going to sleep.
00:24:08Listen, but we can trust them.
00:24:10My dear,
00:24:12these are pecciotti with a lot of accebote.
00:24:14Precisely for this,
00:24:16we need people without accebote.
00:24:18Tano.
00:24:21You do not understand.
00:24:23Okay, but ...
00:24:25Yes,
00:24:27these have the attributes,
00:24:29but they do not use them.
00:24:31They have it as an honorific title.
00:24:33Oh, so?
00:24:34As it hangs, they have it.
00:24:36Yes.
00:24:38But they have it, here.
00:24:40They have it, they have it.
00:25:04Tano, finally.
00:25:06Tano, Holy Mother of God.
00:25:08What happened?
00:25:09Holy Rosalia, Holy Agatha, Holy Joseph.
00:25:11Calm down, calm down.
00:25:13You're disturbing me the whole paradise.
00:25:15Come, come, come to see.
00:25:17Thieves came, you understand?
00:25:19Thieves?
00:25:20Yes.
00:25:21And how is it possible?
00:25:23Call the police, the police.
00:25:25Hurry up, hurry up.
00:25:27Wait, wait.
00:25:29First we see what they stole and then we talk about it.
00:25:31Come, come.
00:25:32Calm down.
00:25:34Now let's see what's missing.
00:25:36Now let's check everything.
00:25:38But here it seems to me that nothing is missing.
00:25:40Everything is fine.
00:25:42The goods, no, the money, look.
00:25:44The money.
00:25:46There is no more money here.
00:25:48But what was for the money?
00:25:50Calm down, you could have told me right away.
00:25:52You scared me, you scared me.
00:25:54And how?
00:25:56But that's how you get it.
00:25:58But it was all we had, you know?
00:26:00I know, I know.
00:26:02Yes, ma'am, it was me.
00:26:04To pay the worst.
00:26:06And how did I liquidate it, your servant?
00:26:08God, and the change?
00:26:10How do we pay the change?
00:26:12They are falling, you know.
00:26:14And don't worry about the change.
00:26:16Let them fall, who cares?
00:26:18Oh, when I open the billions,
00:26:20I'll pay them more than change.
00:26:22You'll see, I'll buy the whole bank.
00:26:24It's just a matter of days.
00:26:26What is it?
00:26:28What is it?
00:26:30Let me see.
00:26:32Where?
00:26:34The announcements, the announcements.
00:26:36Great wretch!
00:26:38She wants to force me to compromise, my dear.
00:26:40And look here, with this receipt,
00:26:42do you know what happens now?
00:26:44What happens?
00:26:46That they call me in the life of all people, even the masses.
00:26:48Listen, listen, listen.
00:26:50The lady Caterina Premostri, widow of St. Nocito,
00:26:52in her great pain, receives in the villa
00:26:54from 16 to 18 hours of today
00:26:56how many friends and acquaintances
00:26:58will honor the memory of her poor sabato,
00:27:00talking together about her great virtues
00:27:02and when did they do it, Captain?
00:27:04After her death.
00:27:08I'm very sorry.
00:27:10And also sorry for her.
00:27:33All right?
00:27:35All right.
00:27:37You're a big eater.
00:27:44Poor thing, she was so young.
00:27:46Instead, my husband is 85 years old,
00:27:48and he's still fighting.
00:27:50A great loss, of course.
00:27:55It was always fun.
00:27:59Good.
00:28:00Good.
00:28:06Christo didn't have daughters when he was young,
00:28:08let alone now.
00:28:16But that dress seems a little stripped.
00:28:18But it's cute,
00:28:20I'll do it like that too,
00:28:22when you die.
00:28:24But go fuck yourself.
00:28:31Mm-hmm.
00:28:36My condolences.
00:28:38A man of such great vision,
00:28:40you have to cry.
00:28:42Today, as a man,
00:28:44as a true friend.
00:28:46I thank you.
00:28:51It doesn't seem bad to me.
00:28:55It must be sweet.
00:28:57Of course.
00:28:58It looks like a jar of jam.
00:29:00Don't you see it's a dwarf?
00:29:02Yes, but dwarves, my daughter,
00:29:04depending on what you say.
00:29:08As I said.
00:29:15Get in here, brush.
00:29:19But who?
00:29:21The pain.
00:29:23Separate the lettuce.
00:29:28I'm close to the pain.
00:29:33Salvatore was an exceptional man.
00:29:59Oh, my God.
00:30:12I'm Carlo Nescemi.
00:30:14I was a good friend of your husband.
00:30:17My condolences to you too, ma'am.
00:30:20It was a great loss.
00:30:22Thank you, you are very kind.
00:30:25At this moment I am very close to you, ma'am.
00:30:29Very.
00:30:31Excuse me.
00:30:33Do you like it?
00:30:35Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
00:30:38Did you like the rose?
00:30:46Here it is.
00:30:48Excuse me, ma'am, where are you going?
00:30:50It's my business.
00:30:52Exactly.
00:30:53So I'll go with you.
00:30:55No, I'm sorry.
00:30:56Where do I go?
00:30:57There is no need for curators in Venice.
00:30:59Accompany your brother.
00:31:06Let's go, Nicolino.
00:31:08I don't need it.
00:31:09No, no.
00:31:12I don't need it.
00:31:26I don't need it.
00:31:31Excuse me.
00:31:36Man, what's the matter?
00:31:38What do you mean, what's the matter?
00:31:39You haven't seen anything?
00:31:40No.
00:31:41I have seen a strange movement.
00:31:42What do you mean?
00:31:43That young man acting, nice, handsome.
00:31:44The one who greeted Caterina.
00:31:46That new face.
00:31:47A friend of Caterina?
00:31:49No, for heaven's sake.
00:31:50Valermo!
00:31:51Yes?
00:31:53Yes, he was a friend of Salvatore.
00:31:54Are you sure?
00:31:55You don't even know him.
00:31:57What are you doing?
00:31:58What are you always eating?
00:31:59Aren't you hungry?
00:32:01You're a wolf!
00:32:02You're disgusting!
00:32:03You're always eating cow shit!
00:32:04Oh, so you two are here too.
00:32:06Yes, ma'am.
00:32:07And we want to be sure that you don't need anything.
00:32:11I don't need anything.
00:32:13That's better, ma'am.
00:32:15You see, Dana?
00:32:16We don't need anything.
00:32:18Congratulations.
00:32:19Congratulations.
00:32:23Congratulations.
00:32:27Goodbye, Katerina.
00:32:29I'll be with you in pain.
00:32:31Goodbye.
00:32:36You look healthy.
00:32:38How are you, Katerina, dressed in mourning?
00:32:41Yes.
00:32:43All thanks to Salvatore.
00:32:45Because of those bastards, we lost the only chicken in the chicken coop.
00:32:49I know who's to blame.
00:32:51But don't be fooled.
00:32:53Sure.
00:32:54And then, as they say, if a Pope dies, another one is made.
00:32:57It's the rule, isn't it?
00:32:58That's right.
00:33:01And if it's for a Pope, it's also for a Pope.
00:33:23Whistle.
00:33:53Where the hell are we?
00:33:54What if he doesn't answer?
00:33:57I'll kill him.
00:33:58Good, good.
00:33:59Like this.
00:34:00Do a test.
00:34:02If the heir is born?
00:34:03There.
00:34:04Like this.
00:34:05Where are you going?
00:34:06I'll kill him.
00:34:07I'll kill him.
00:34:08We're screwed.
00:34:09We're screwed.
00:34:10Now it's okay.
00:34:11We're screwed.
00:34:12Oh, wretch.
00:34:14I won't try anymore, because if not, when I see God with a sick man, I'll kill him.
00:34:18But these are the orders.
00:34:19What should I do then?
00:34:21Look at that stupid face.
00:34:23Okay, okay.
00:34:25It's obvious that you're in good faith.
00:34:29What's wrong with you?
00:34:33Tell me something.
00:34:34Yes?
00:34:35Who's your relative?
00:34:37Don Nico, your brother.
00:34:42Of course.
00:34:45Watch him.
00:34:48Watch him.
00:34:49Watch him.
00:35:20Oh.
00:35:41My dear.
00:35:50You.
00:35:52Yes.
00:35:56Me.
00:35:59But why?
00:36:01The reason.
00:36:04The reason.
00:36:06It's hard to say.
00:36:09Yes, but you're sitting in my room like a bed.
00:36:15You have to tell me the reason, right?
00:36:17Yes.
00:36:20I want to steal.
00:36:23What I can.
00:36:24What I want.
00:36:26What I desire.
00:36:40Good evening.
00:36:45Come on, steal what you want.
00:36:54Five minutes.
00:36:55Five minutes of patience.
00:36:56I'll do my best.
00:36:57Don't move.
00:37:02Shut up.
00:37:03Shut up.
00:37:04Stop.
00:37:05It's beautiful.
00:37:06It's beautiful, but right now I can't stop.
00:37:09I'll kill you.
00:37:18Don't.
00:37:21Don't.
00:37:23It's a safe.
00:37:24Don't scream.
00:37:30Shh.
00:37:31Don't scream.
00:37:32Where is she?
00:37:34Where is she?
00:37:37Perhaps she went into the grave.
00:37:39Where is she?
00:37:41Shh.
00:37:42Don't scream.
00:37:43I'll go.
00:37:44Oh.
00:37:45Mama mia.
00:37:47But don't
00:37:59Get back out
00:38:01The bond are
00:38:13Money not
00:38:15Red jewel at Zampa
00:38:19Same as an enormous body
00:38:24Boy
00:38:26Oh
00:38:28Cosatte me
00:38:29Redendo because if we're evil
00:38:32They're a lot of them. Yeah, it's a commission is in your
00:38:36Location a follow-up. Oh, yeah, boy
00:38:40every day
00:38:41Rubato tutto signora cosi subito
00:38:45Caterina for the ocellus, you know, I'm going to check on our assistant. Hey, aloha
00:38:48My dad, I don't know. I don't mean it. I don't mean it. No, there's another
00:38:53No
00:39:05Boy or my
00:39:22Friend
00:39:27Bonasera
00:39:29Bonasera
00:39:31Bonasera
00:39:35The quality
00:39:38Amo blockade sorvelliate sepolte viva siamo avete visto che c'è la guerra
00:39:42No, I guess I don't blow up. Oh, so speak. I read my brother
00:39:45Questo que ve decode tornare da Caterina nesso letto
00:39:49Non so se Caterina si può fedare
00:39:51Si può fedare state tranquillo
00:40:00Yakko farabutto
00:40:03Masca alzone e tu hai poco da sfottere sai riderà bene che riderà ultimo
00:40:10Mi
00:40:12Scusi signora ma secondo me Caterina deve essere molto stanca e meglio evitare dopo quello che c'è stato tra di noi
00:40:19E io quando mi ci metto sono tremendo era stravolta. Si si si forse avete ragione
00:40:24Però mi dovete promettere assolutamente che domani voi ci torna domani domani sicuramente Caterina proverà soddisfazione
00:40:31Ancora qua masca alzone bigliaco e tu
00:40:36Ancora qua masca alzone bigliaco e tu ci parli pure dopo che ha fatto quello che ha fatto
00:40:43Ma calmati su ma perché volevi che non lo facesse in fondo è lui no che avrebbe dovuto
00:40:48Ma mi ha legata imbavagliata ma lo capisci si
00:40:51Ma come ma come ma perché avete osato la violenza
00:40:55Ma si lo so Caterina è fondamentalmente onesta ma non c'era bisogno
00:40:59Non voleva
00:41:00E poi anche tu sanguzzo mio ma perché gli hai resistito
00:41:04Mi ha resistito
00:41:05No ma tu niente capisci niente non è a me che ha violentato ma la cassaforte
00:41:11La cassaforte
00:41:13Come la cassaforte
00:41:15E si io credevo che era intenzione onesta e invece e invece e invece è un laggio
00:41:27Fermo la ah ora capisco finalmente
00:41:31Beata lei signora io non ci capisco niente
00:41:33Ad ogni modo prima di sparare o di chiamare i carabinieri la prego mi lasci spiegare
00:41:37C'è poco da spiegare
00:41:38No c'è molto invece
00:41:39Ma ti rendi conto io me ne sto lì in difesa
00:41:43Se mi nuda e tu mi leghi a me imbavaglia e poi al giudimento si mette a rubare
00:41:49Non avevo altra scelta dovevo assolutamente riprendermi queste maledettissime cambiali
00:41:56Che cambiali scusate
00:41:58Non sono un ladro signora altrimenti mi potevo rubare il danaro i gioielli tutto
00:42:03Ho rubato soltanto le cambiali come ha visto nient'altro
00:42:07Vero e in fondo ha rubato solo delle cambiali
00:42:12Solo le cambiali
00:42:14E lei tra me e delle volgarissime cambiali ha scelto le cambiali
00:42:19Ero disperato signora cinque anni fa per un debito di gioco
00:42:23Io mi rivolsi a santo nocito la buonanima
00:42:26Allora non era ancora suo marito
00:42:28Mi sozzo con prestiti su prestiti ad altissimo interesse
00:42:33Mi porto via due arancetti una fabbrica di cesrato
00:42:36Quattro palazzi dodici cavalli da corsa e questa villa
00:42:40Per la gola mi presto
00:42:41La villa vostra era
00:42:42Era mia
00:42:43Ah per questo sapevate dove era la cassaforte
00:42:45Naturale dovevo assolutamente riprendermi quelle cambiali
00:42:49Per rifarmi una vita
00:42:50Adesso chiamate pure i carabinieri fatemi arrestare
00:42:53Non me ne importa più niente
00:42:54No se le cose stanno così non mi pare che sia proprio il caso
00:42:58E' vero Caterina che ne dici
00:43:02Voi vi chiamate Carlo?
00:43:06Niscemi
00:43:07Virreprate
00:43:08Nobile
00:43:09Barone
00:43:10Ah che cosa romantica abbiamo il lagio gentiluomo
00:43:15Non infierescala
00:43:16Non infierire Caterina ti pregano
00:43:19Signora Caterina voglia perdonarmi
00:43:24Caterina ha un barone
00:43:26Barone un corno
00:43:28Vada via fuori
00:43:30Si si me ne vado
00:43:31Adesso ci penso io
00:43:32Venia da mano pesante
00:43:34Calme facciamogli vedere che siamo due persone beneducate e gentili
00:43:37Sai che cosa ti dico amore forse è meglio che te ne vai in camera tua
00:43:42Va bene me ne vado ma se quell'individuo resta qua
00:43:45Individuo mi chiama
00:43:46I carabinieri li chiamo io
00:43:47Si si giovede mamma si si
00:43:52Barone scusatela ma quando le prendono i cinque minuti con Caterina non si ragiona proprio più
00:43:59Impossibile
00:44:00Ragioniamo noi due invece
00:44:02Anzi posso darti del tu
00:44:04Ormai
00:44:05Ormai appunto aggrediamo
00:44:06Ti posso offrire un ponte men?
00:44:08Scarla
00:44:09Molto gentile signora
00:44:10Vieni
00:44:11Non bevo pistole mi fanno paura queste armi
00:44:13Ecco un goccettino tanto per tenerci un po' su
00:44:17Mi farà bene
00:44:18Accomodati
00:44:19Accomodati figlio mio
00:44:22E che va fare se vi vengono schiaffi
00:44:24Allora
00:44:25Tanto per cominciare
00:44:27Si
00:44:28Tu devi sapere che Caterina deve avere un figlio
00:44:31Si
00:44:33Mi meraviglio perché non si vede magrissima
00:44:36Certo che non si vede non ce l'ha ancora
00:44:39Lo deve fare subito capisci?
00:44:42Questa sera stessa?
00:44:44Scusa non capisco
00:44:45Mi gira la testa
00:44:46Adesso io te lo spiego
00:44:48Aspetta
00:44:53Ecco
00:44:54Vedi
00:44:55Siccome la buonanima di mio genero salvatore
00:44:57Pace all'anima sua
00:44:59Non poteva
00:45:00Che sta nella pace degli angeli
00:45:01Con tanto di buona salute
00:45:02Quel mascalzone morto senza lasciare testamento
00:45:14Se nasce l'erede
00:45:15Fottute siamo
00:45:16Bene vai
00:45:17Controlla gli altri
00:45:25Ma no scusa ragioniamo un momento Francesca
00:45:27Eh
00:45:28Anche se io volessi
00:45:29Dopo quello che è accaduto con Caterina
00:45:31Non credo che lei vorrà più
00:45:33Caterina ci penso io
00:45:35Dal giorno del vostro deve essere soltanto un rapporto d'affari
00:45:38Caterina avrà la sua eredità
00:45:40E tu riavrai le tue cambiali
00:45:42Eh magari
00:45:43Ma lo sai quante sono le mie cambiali?
00:45:45Eh quante sono?
00:45:46Cento milioni sono
00:45:47E allora
00:45:48I borosangue per questo si pagano
00:45:50Che c'entra
00:45:51Io mica sono un cavallo
00:45:52Eh
00:45:53Comunque fanno la stessa cosa
00:45:54Non esattamente
00:45:55Tieni il pigiama di mio genero
00:45:56Del defunto
00:45:57Eh
00:45:58Mi fa impressione
00:45:59Ma che esagerazione
00:46:00È pulito sai
00:46:01Sa de molto
00:46:02Poi te lo levi
00:46:03Mi fa un certo senso
00:46:04E le pantofole
00:46:05Tutto il resto lo trovi nel bagno
00:46:06No scusa guarda
00:46:07Riprenditi questa roba
00:46:08Io non ce la faccio
00:46:09Non me la sento
00:46:10Io preferisco fallire
00:46:11Allora magari mi suicido
00:46:12Ma io voglio andar via
00:46:13Scusami tanto
00:46:14Ma come vai via?
00:46:15Scusa in elicottero?
00:46:16Eh?
00:46:17Sul disco volante?
00:46:18Perché?
00:46:19Qui, qui
00:46:20Siamo conciollati
00:46:21Ah siamo circondati
00:46:22Circondati
00:46:23Hai visto la fuori no?
00:46:24Che peste
00:46:25Quella gente mafiosa
00:46:26Brutti sono
00:46:27Se esci non te fanno manco i funerali
00:46:28Un colpo te lo pare
00:46:29Ecco se sei
00:46:30E vabbè io ci provo
00:46:31Che devo fare?
00:46:32E se te la cavi con loro
00:46:33Ti denuncerò io
00:46:34Ai carabinieri
00:46:35Ma guarda se io mi dovevo inguagliare
00:46:36In questa maniera
00:46:37Ma di che cosa ti lamenti?
00:46:38Su
00:46:39Io ti offro vitto
00:46:41Ma io
00:46:42Io non so
00:46:43Ma come non lo sai
00:46:44Tu mi devi solo aiutare a diventare nonna
00:46:45E avrai anche la mia benedizione
00:46:46Va bene nonna
00:46:47Cosa devo fare?
00:46:48Nonna
00:46:49Mi hai chiamato nonna
00:46:50Ecco guarda
00:46:51Entra qua dentro
00:46:52Guarda Carlo qui c'è il bagno
00:46:53Entrati a preparare
00:46:54Su bello
00:46:55Vai
00:46:56E intanto io ti cucino Caterina
00:46:57Ben gotta mi raccomando
00:46:58Si
00:46:59Ah la mamma
00:47:00E sempre la mamma
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00:51:31I'll be back soon. Wait for me.
00:51:46What are you looking at? You're happy, aren't you?
00:51:49Everything is going as your brother's idiots want.
00:51:53And then, not giving you so many airs,
00:51:55that you too, for the first time, made a face...
00:51:58It was... the emotion.
00:52:00I'm sure he'll recover.
00:52:03And don't laugh.
00:52:04I've decided so much, and so it will be.
00:52:06At the cost of making him gag.
00:52:09Maybe the champagne with the acid eggs will do.
00:52:12Yes.
00:52:13And then, the zappaglione with Marsala.
00:52:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:52:18Better this way.
00:52:19Reinforce.
00:52:27But how?
00:52:29So soon?
00:52:34It was better if I didn't go.
00:52:36Why? What happened?
00:52:38Maybe he refused you.
00:52:40No, he refused him.
00:52:42Him? Who?
00:52:44The brain.
00:52:45But it wasn't the brain that you had to operate on.
00:52:48I know, but instead of helping me,
00:52:50he started hitting me in the head, hammering me.
00:52:52I heard a voice telling me,
00:52:54but you're a mercenary, a seller.
00:52:56But how?
00:52:57A young woman offers you her wonderful body for love,
00:53:00and you make her pay.
00:53:01But what a man you are.
00:53:02What a disgusting man you are.
00:53:04That's what the brain was telling me.
00:53:06And hammering, hammering, he reduced me a pinch,
00:53:09and inflicted the complex on me.
00:53:10What complex?
00:53:11The whore.
00:53:12I feel like a prostitute.
00:53:14I can't make myself pay for certain things.
00:53:16But how? But how?
00:53:17I'm here to break your egg.
00:53:19I'll make you the zappaglione.
00:53:20I'll put the champagne in the fridge.
00:53:22Ready to toast to your event.
00:53:24And you start being sophisticated,
00:53:26rubbing your nose in front of my daughter Caterina.
00:53:28I'm not rubbing my nose.
00:53:30I'd eat it.
00:53:32You'd eat it?
00:53:33I'm in love with Caterina.
00:53:35I don't know what I'd do to make her happy.
00:53:37Then try it again.
00:53:38I can't.
00:53:39How can't you?
00:53:40I can't, with the complex of the whore, I can't.
00:53:42I can't make myself pay for women.
00:53:44Listen.
00:53:45Listen to me, complex of the whore.
00:53:47Let me hear.
00:53:48What?
00:53:50If those whores make you so much trouble,
00:53:53I won't give them back to you.
00:53:55They're all whores.
00:53:57That's a good idea.
00:53:59I don't know.
00:54:00I'll send you a protest.
00:54:02All of them?
00:54:03All of them.
00:54:04You'll ruin me completely.
00:54:05I'll be left without a penny.
00:54:06Are you happy?
00:54:07You scared me.
00:54:08You got rid of the complex.
00:54:10Wonderful.
00:54:11Don't give me those whores again.
00:54:13You have to protest all of them.
00:54:15All of them.
00:54:16I'm going back to Caterina.
00:54:17Caterina.
00:54:18Caterina.
00:54:23Caterina.
00:54:24Carlo.
00:54:26Caterina.
00:54:28Caterina, my blood has melted.
00:54:30I'm back to normal.
00:54:32I've unblocked you.
00:54:33My brain is unblocked.
00:54:34My love.
00:54:35The impulses are back, Caterina.
00:54:37Yes, yes.
00:54:38I'll destroy you, Caterina.
00:54:39A little patience.
00:54:40Hold on tight, Caterina.
00:54:41I'll destroy you.
00:54:42Yes, I'll destroy you.
00:54:43One thing I've never seen.
00:54:44Give me a hand.
00:54:45I'll show you how it's done in your life.
00:54:47The papers must talk about it.
00:54:49Caterina.
00:54:50My life.
00:54:51My God.
00:54:52My fingers are so excited.
00:54:53Look.
00:54:54Look.
00:54:55Yes, yes.
00:54:56Yes, Caterina.
00:54:59Kill me.
00:55:00Kill me.
00:55:01Caterina.
00:55:02Here I am.
00:55:03I'm not ready yet.
00:55:04I feel the impulses.
00:55:05The new impulses.
00:55:09What are you doing behind the door?
00:55:11Are you asking me?
00:55:12What are you doing here?
00:55:13Nothing.
00:55:14Nothing.
00:55:15I didn't do anything.
00:55:16It went worse than that.
00:55:17Ah, but then yours is not the complex of the butt.
00:55:19Yours is just a defect of...
00:55:21Of what?
00:55:22I work very well.
00:55:23Yes.
00:55:24Yes, sir.
00:55:25Only that instead of the complex, the worries have come in.
00:55:28Oh, yeah.
00:55:29I hear the brain beating.
00:55:31That beats.
00:55:32A voice that says, and now how do you do it?
00:55:35You're ruined.
00:55:36You can't pay the change.
00:55:37And since love doesn't want thoughts, here's what I failed, let's say, the test.
00:55:42With Caterina.
00:55:44How sensitive you are, my son.
00:55:46I'm sensitive, okay?
00:55:48Anyway, I'm not at the height of the situation.
00:55:51Let me go.
00:55:52No, no.
00:55:53Get it out of your head.
00:55:54You're the only card I have left in my hand and I want to play it to the end.
00:55:58It's a joke.
00:55:59I'll make it an ace.
00:56:00As long as you're a man, though.
00:56:02You won't doubt this, I hope.
00:56:05I hope so.
00:56:07Pity.
00:56:08Anyway, let's say enough for tonight.
00:56:10Let's go to sleep.
00:56:11Where?
00:56:12It doesn't matter where we go.
00:56:13Where are we going?
00:56:14Where?
00:56:16Come on, get in.
00:56:18But where are we?
00:56:19Where are we?
00:56:20Where are we?
00:56:21In my room, can't you see?
00:56:22Do I have to sleep in your room?
00:56:23Yes, in my bed.
00:56:24I can't sleep in your bed.
00:56:25I don't care, you know.
00:56:26I'm here just to watch you.
00:56:27You'd be able to slip away.
00:56:29I'm a gentleman and I can't stay here.
00:56:31I'll go to sleep in the little room, maybe.
00:56:33Come on, no big deal.
00:56:34I think it's exaggerated, even with the gun.
00:56:36Come on, get in.
00:56:38Is it loaded?
00:56:39Of course it's loaded.
00:56:40I took a terrible nap.
00:56:41I'll go straight to bed.
00:56:42Good night.
00:56:43Good, good.
00:56:44That's better.
00:56:50I love you, Caterina.
00:56:54Yes.
00:56:55Yes, I'm leaving my inheritance.
00:56:58I want you.
00:57:00I only want you.
00:57:02And I'll make you a baby.
00:57:05I'll make you a baby.
00:57:06Hey, moron.
00:57:07Moron, wake up, you ungrateful.
00:57:09What is it?
00:57:10What is it?
00:57:11What is it?
00:57:12What is it?
00:57:13You're dreaming of getting pregnant, Caterina.
00:57:16Confess it.
00:57:17Confess it.
00:57:18It was just a dream, right?
00:57:19Yes.
00:57:20But why didn't you let me dream?
00:57:21No.
00:57:22But why?
00:57:23It's not the first time that dreams have come true.
00:57:26You're a bastard.
00:57:27Come here, I'll kill you.
00:57:41Come here.
00:58:00So, are you normal?
00:58:01Of course I'm normal.
00:58:02I've always told you and you didn't believe me.
00:58:04So, run as you find yourself.
00:58:06Go to Caterina.
00:58:07I can't.
00:58:08Why?
00:58:09If I were to fail the third time, she wouldn't forgive me.
00:58:11First, I want to be sure.
00:58:13Are you sure?
00:58:14Now I'm sure.
00:58:15Then maybe I'll go there and I won't be so sure anymore.
00:58:18You're right.
00:58:19Maybe the tension is tired.
00:58:21Charge yourself, ma'am.
00:58:22Try to sleep, try to sleep.
00:58:23Yes, I'll try to sleep.
00:58:24Have a little rest.
00:58:25It was a good dream.
00:58:26Good boy.
00:58:27It was a good dream.
00:58:28Good boy.
00:58:34No.
00:58:35No.
00:58:36I'm sorry.
00:58:37I like you.
00:58:39It's hard to resist the temptation of flesh after a long fast.
00:58:43But I have to force myself.
00:58:45I would be a mother, a mother...
00:58:47Unnatural, if I took the bread from my mouth, my daughter.
00:58:52But what does it matter?
00:58:53And then, as they say, hands in family.
00:58:55No, no, no, please.
00:58:56Just a little bit.
00:58:57Sleep, leave me, leave me.
00:59:01Anyway, thank you.
00:59:03Good night.
00:59:04Good night, to hell.
00:59:08The money, did you find it?
00:59:27Of course i found it.
00:59:30Why did you get angry?
00:59:31I'm sorry
00:59:32What?
00:59:33Why not.
00:59:34If they find out that I'm penniless, they'll kill me, you understand?
00:59:40Tomorrow I'm going to the bank to collect the money.
00:59:43We don't have a penny left at home.
00:59:45What do you want?
00:59:47Do you want me to give up?
00:59:49Do you want me to help Caterina have a baby?
00:59:51Try it, I'll take your life.
00:59:53Then shut up and leave me alone.
00:59:55We need to talk in silence.
00:59:57Take your sister-in-law as an example.
00:59:59Come on, let's go.
01:00:05Come on, my joy, take something.
01:00:08You have to eat.
01:00:10I'm not hungry, thank you.
01:00:13If you don't eat, it's worse.
01:00:15Empty bag, you can't hold it.
01:00:17Yes, a lot.
01:00:19Some jam?
01:00:21No, I don't like it, I don't like it.
01:00:25So, some butter?
01:00:29What does butter have to do with it?
01:00:32Don't you understand that I'm in love with you?
01:00:34It's not with butter, with jam, with jam, with eggs
01:00:38that these problems are solved.
01:00:40It's something else.
01:00:42But how do you want to solve them?
01:00:44I don't know, I don't know, that's the problem.
01:00:46If you need moral support, think that you will become a billionaire.
01:00:49I'm not a billionaire.
01:00:51So you prefer that the inheritance ends up in the hands of my sisters-in-law?
01:00:54No, not this one, I can't allow it.
01:00:56In short, do you want me to have a child with another?
01:00:58No, not even this.
01:01:00So, make an effort, be aware.
01:01:06I can't do it.
01:01:08I'm dying, I'm dying.
01:01:10No, because we need a new birth.
01:01:12I don't want to cut myself.
01:01:13You don't have to do anything, I'll help you.
01:01:15You?
01:01:16Stay calm, you'll see.
01:01:18It's all dead here.
01:01:20But I told you that I will help you.
01:01:22What? Help me? What do you want to help?
01:01:24There's nothing to do here, there's nothing to do.
01:01:27I'll cut it, I'll cut it.
01:01:29What a figure, what a figure.
01:01:31Look what I found among my husband's books.
01:01:33What is it?
01:01:36Love in a pot?
01:01:37Art of erotic cuisine.
01:01:39Yes, I've already taken a look at it.
01:01:41It seems that some foods work miracles.
01:01:43I'll cook them for you.
01:01:44So insist, my love.
01:01:46Insist, but didn't you understand that it's not a matter of food, of eating?
01:01:49The problem is another.
01:01:51I know, I know.
01:01:52But trying doesn't work.
01:01:54Yes, but in the meantime I can't stay here waiting like a caviar.
01:01:58What do I do?
01:01:59In the meantime you take a nice hot bath.
01:02:01Yes?
01:02:02Yes.
01:02:03He says it melts the muscles.
01:02:04Melts?
01:02:05Well, maybe boiling I'll do it.
01:02:07What do you say? Is it better?
01:02:08Don't overdo it.
01:02:09No, slowly, slowly.
01:02:10Hey, be careful of the chicks out there.
01:02:11Yes, yes, those are certainly scary.
01:02:13I'll be careful.
01:02:14With this it melts.
01:02:15And to think that with magic, instead, everything works.
01:02:19Mysteries of the human shit are.
01:02:22Here it is advisable to spread the bed with sage, basil and mint.
01:02:28Yes?
01:02:29Maria, what an exaggeration.
01:02:31You have to make a son, not the wet meat.
01:02:34The Indians, on the other hand, recommend eating with the testicles of Montone, cooked in sugared milk.
01:02:41Do you think they would like it?
01:02:43How disgusting.
01:02:44No, no, no, no.
01:02:45Carlo just needs to be a little helped.
01:02:51I heard it tonight.
01:02:53What did you hear?
01:02:55Well, nothing.
01:02:57Just that, not being able to express myself with you, then he expressed himself with me.
01:03:07But, but, but what do you mean?
01:03:09I mean that now I have no doubts.
01:03:12He has all the cards in order, do you understand? All of them.
01:03:17How could you? It's him.
01:03:19What a scoundrel.
01:03:21But, but you, what do you think?
01:03:24Caterina, you know, you know that I was upset for you, you know.
01:03:29And also him, poor thing.
01:03:33He was angry, very angry.
01:03:37Good morning, good morning Caterina.
01:03:40I allowed myself to bring you something to eat.
01:03:43Since you no longer have servants, I thought you would like me to come and bring it to you.
01:03:50Thank you, you can go.
01:03:51Oh, sorry, Caterina, you fell.
01:03:53No, no, it's Caterina.
01:03:56Nico is so good, kind.
01:03:59For you, Caterina, this is something else.
01:04:02And then it means this for Caterina and for me, something else.
01:04:07Mom, please, if he stays, I'll go.
01:04:10No, you stay here.
01:04:12I'll go with you, Nico.
01:04:14Caterina, be careful that that thing doesn't burn, eh?
01:04:18Nico, eh?
01:04:21We eat the carotene, eh?
01:04:23Good, taste the sight.
01:04:24Yes, taste the sight.
01:04:26Let's go, eh?
01:04:33Is it good, Nico?
01:04:35Tell me a little, Nico.
01:04:36It's been a long time since I wanted to ask you this question.
01:04:39Take me out of curiosity.
01:04:40Niente, niente, tu ti sei innamorato di Caterina, eh?
01:04:44Buongiorno, signore.
01:04:46Ma che dite, donna Francesca?
01:04:48Allora?
01:04:49Ma che dove sono queste, all'aperto, poi?
01:04:51E' vero o no?
01:04:52Qui non posso parlare, andiamo là.
01:04:55Voi mi dovete aiutare.
01:04:57Ah, si, eh? Dopo che l'avete offeso, umiliato, ma voglia.
01:05:00Non sono stato io, ma è stato mio fratello.
01:05:02Vai, vai.
01:05:03Io rinuncio all'eredità, tradisco Tano.
01:05:05Te lo giuro, lo tradisco, tradisco Tano.
01:05:08E se voi mi fate sposare a Caterina,
01:05:10io sono disposto a fargli avere un figlio oggi stesso, subito.
01:05:14Ah, generoso.
01:05:15Ma a parte che di questo noi non ne abbiamo bisogno.
01:05:17Caterina e il figlio ce l'ha già.
01:05:19E di chi è?
01:05:20Lo vuoi sapere di chi è?
01:05:21Di tuo fratello Salvatore Bonanda.
01:05:23Ma è impossibile.
01:05:24Io so che la Bonanda aveva le impotenze a procreandi,
01:05:26mentre voi avete le impotenze a procurare.
01:05:28Ma che dici?
01:05:29Dico che non vi potete procurare il padre.
01:05:32Il padre?
01:05:33Ah, si, allora che si fa?
01:05:35Ah, si, bravo.
01:05:37Disposto anche a offendere le memorie di tuo fratello.
01:05:40No, ma io la difendo, la difendo.
01:05:42Perché se lui deve avere un figlio alla memoria,
01:05:44meglio io che un altro, no?
01:05:46E si, perché almeno il papocchio, la consatina,
01:05:48insomma, si resta in famiglia.
01:05:50E il bambino avrà lo stesso sangue.
01:05:53Bene, bravo.
01:05:55Tu hai scoperto le tue carte.
01:05:56E adesso scopro le mie.
01:05:58Scoprite, donna Francesca, scoprite.
01:05:59Ecco.
01:06:00A parte che a Caterina fai schifo,
01:06:02io non ti butto mica via.
01:06:04Puoi essere un'ottima riserva.
01:06:06E poi, come dice il proverbio?
01:06:08In tempo rachina...
01:06:10Omnia strunza natant.
01:06:12Ecco, bravo.
01:06:13Vai a nuotare, va.
01:06:16Ma insomma, signor direttore,
01:06:18io non capisco tutte queste difficoltà
01:06:20a concederci un fido di qualche milione.
01:06:22Mio fratello in questa banca ha depositato un biliardo.
01:06:24E di cui noi siamo gli eredi.
01:06:26Solo nel caso che non nasca l'erede naturale e legittima.
01:06:30Ma no, ma quando mai, ma che sta dicendo?
01:06:32Ma mio fratello non poteva avere eredi.
01:06:33Ma non le basta la mia parola d'onore.
01:06:35Si, si, la parola d'onore è valida.
01:06:37Però per il passato.
01:06:38Ma per il presente.
01:06:40Il figlio per noi basta che sia concepito
01:06:42e in tre temene de legge.
01:06:44Ma allora lei se le frega della mia parola d'onore?
01:06:46E certo, non solo.
01:06:48Ma lei convalida un eventuale desonore di mio fratello.
01:06:51Non potete dare credito alle corna di mio cognato.
01:06:54Questa no.
01:06:55Ma cosa ci scrivo io sulla pratica?
01:06:57Si concede il fido perché il Deguius
01:07:00era incapace de procreare
01:07:02e la vedova non lo può cornificare a posteriore.
01:07:05Ho capito, va.
01:07:06Non c'è bisogno che lei si spieghi oltre.
01:07:08Ho capito tutto.
01:07:09Lei i soldi a me non me li vuole dare.
01:07:10Non posso, non posso, mi creda.
01:07:16Appena le editiamo, appena lo faccio licenziare,
01:07:18te lo dico io.
01:07:19E intanto quello ci farà parire.
01:07:20E non ti preoccupare.
01:07:21Successe cosa?
01:07:22Facciamo la mare e giudicate voi stesso.
01:07:23Vostro fratello Don Nico ha portato a donna Francesca
01:07:26uno scatolone grosso così pieno di roba.
01:07:28E male c'è.
01:07:29E avrà fatto la spesa per non farla uscire di casa.
01:07:31Ma zitta tu, zitta.
01:07:33Avrebbe potuto procurarle anche la fecondazione artificiale.
01:07:36Che?
01:07:37Si.
01:07:38Mi hanno detto che ci sono delle siringhe
01:07:39e poi basta manipolare il primo che passa e...
01:07:41Chi lo manipola?
01:07:42Nico, mamma.
01:07:43Questo no.
01:07:45Però potrebbe...
01:07:46Che dici?
01:07:47Ci sono delle siringhe speciali
01:07:49e il seme vivo deve essere conservato scientificamente.
01:07:52Ah si?
01:07:53Certo.
01:07:55Ma se è così...
01:07:57E poi mio fratello non mi tradirebbe.
01:07:59Che cazzo ne capisce di queste cose?
01:08:01Eh si.
01:08:02Vieni qua, vieni qua tu.
01:08:03Senti.
01:08:04Ah e ora Nico dov'è?
01:08:05Ah è andato a casa.
01:08:06Disse che andava a riposarsi per questa sera
01:08:08per essere in forza e ben sveglio.
01:08:10Arriva il tuo Nico, il tuo Nico bello
01:08:13ti prenderà nel castello
01:08:15e insieme faremo un bimbo bello
01:08:18alla memoria di mio fratello
01:08:21e starò sempre con te.
01:08:30Questo va a fare il rottino.
01:08:33Ho mangiato troppo, mi sento pesante.
01:08:37Mi scusi.
01:08:43Che caldo.
01:08:46Caldissimo fa.
01:08:48Affoso o come no?
01:08:49Affoso.
01:08:50Affosissimo direi.
01:08:52Come ti senti?
01:08:53Mi sento...
01:08:56Tutte languidita.
01:08:57Languidita?
01:08:59Sì.
01:09:04Ora credo che sia giunto il momento.
01:09:07Che momento?
01:09:08Di un bel bicchiere di whisky
01:09:10e dilata lo stomaco.
01:09:11Una cloaca sono tutto bevo signora.
01:09:14Tu permetti Conte.
01:09:15Barone.
01:09:16Ti tengo compagnia.
01:09:17Fai carità.
01:09:20La signora Caterina non beve...
01:09:23Pizzeria.
01:09:24Ostemia.
01:09:25Ostemia eh sì.
01:09:27Brindiamo.
01:09:28Brindiamo vuol dire...
01:09:29Faccio un prendese con la mamma.
01:09:32Piano, piano signora se non mi rompe il bicchiere.
01:09:37Salute.
01:09:40Rinfrescante.
01:09:44Sì rinfresca, mi sento tutto accaldato.
01:09:49Agitato.
01:09:53Mi sento sconvolto.
01:09:57Carluzzo.
01:10:06Conosci D'Annunzio?
01:10:08Lo conosco in Africa.
01:10:12I denti negli alveoli sono...
01:10:15Sono come mandorle acerbe.
01:10:20Hermione.
01:10:22Ascolta.
01:10:24Piove.
01:10:27Salire.
01:10:30Il sole.
01:10:31Non vedi altro...
01:10:33Se non il sole.
01:10:36Il bicchiere.
01:10:37Se mi piace.
01:10:38Il bicchiere della...
01:10:39Mi piace molto.
01:10:40Va?
01:10:45Allora, dicevamo...
01:10:48Ti puoi anche...
01:10:49Sbottonare un poco no?
01:10:52Sbottonare.
01:10:53E' vero Carluzzo.
01:10:56Dicevamo...
01:10:59D'Annunzio.
01:11:02Hermione.
01:11:08Scusate, io non me sento tanto bene.
01:11:10Me vado a dare una rinfrescata.
01:11:13E poi vado a dormire.
01:11:15Vai, vai pure a letto.
01:11:17Nella mia camera naturalmente.
01:11:20Naturalmente.
01:11:23Con piede mi sbottono i pantaloni.
01:11:25Bene.
01:11:27Morbosa.
01:11:28Morbosa sei.
01:11:31Eh?
01:11:32Ti ho visto sai.
01:11:34Tu, mia madre, sotto i miei occhi.
01:11:36Me l'hai sedotto, rubato.
01:11:38Ma che ti sei messa in mente?
01:11:40Dovresti ringraziarmi invece.
01:11:41Eh, ringraziarti un corno.
01:11:45I tuoi avanzi non li voglio.
01:11:48Ma cosa pensi?
01:11:49Di darmelo a me dopo avergli fatto da nave scuola?
01:11:52Certo.
01:11:53E sarà un perfetto nosciomo silurista.
01:11:58Anzi, ma che noscio.
01:12:01Tutto tuo.
01:12:04Che babba piccirita che sei.
01:12:09Gelosa.
01:12:10Gelosa perfino di tua madre.
01:12:13Ma come?
01:12:15Perché allora?
01:12:16Semplice, no?
01:12:18Così, ubriacato.
01:12:21Stuzzicato.
01:12:23Eccitato.
01:12:24Penserà che nella mia camera ci sia io e invece...
01:12:27E invece ci sono io.
01:12:29Eh, è questo che vuoi.
01:12:32Fave, piselli, cipolle.
01:12:37Gli ho messo perfino il Gerovital nel whisky.
01:12:40Tra poco...
01:12:43Stacco la corrente e nel buio lui si infila nel letto e trova te.
01:12:48Credendo che sia io, si darà da fare.
01:12:52Tu lasciola fare, eh.
01:12:54Muta devi essere.
01:12:57E sveglia.
01:12:58Chi dorme non piglia pesce.
01:13:00Ma...
01:13:01E se si accorgi che sono io?
01:13:03Beh, se il pesciolino sarà nella rete sarà ben contento di esserci.
01:13:07Vuol dire che ha superato ogni complesso, no?
01:13:11Hai ragione.
01:13:12Grazie, mamma.
01:13:14E perdonami se ho dubitato di te.
01:13:18Ti capisco.
01:13:20Anch'io.
01:13:21Una volta sono stata così innamorata di un uomo.
01:13:24Di tuo padre, per fortuna sua.
01:13:26Alcimenti la corna che gli facevo.
01:13:28Adesso vai, vai.
01:13:29Mettiti a letto.
01:13:30Corri, che non può tardare.
01:13:37Beata gioventù.
01:13:40Che cosa mi prende?
01:13:42Mi sento tutta lettrezzata.
01:13:45Un fuoco, stasera.
01:13:50Fermo là.
01:13:59Se nasce la rete.
01:14:00Fottuti siete.
01:14:01Fottuti siamo.
01:14:03Ma che fai? Non mi riconosci?
01:14:04E Don Tanno dov'è?
01:14:05Mio fratello ha da fare altre cose.
01:14:07Stanotte a mia cugnata ci penso io.
01:14:09E mi raccomando che nessuno mi disturbi.
01:14:11Come sarebbe?
01:14:12Come sarebbe?
01:14:13Sarebbe a dire che fai buona guardia, no?
01:14:15E il resto ci penso io.
01:14:20Ma che fai annusi?
01:14:21Odori?
01:14:22Prenditi.
01:14:23Alzo là.
01:14:24Se nasce la rete.
01:14:25Fottuti siamo, ho capito.
01:14:28Piggia, ti ho portato le carote.
01:14:30E mangiatelle.
01:14:31Queste aguzzano la vista.
01:14:33Mangia, mangia, mangia.
01:14:35Guardami bene.
01:14:36Come ti sembra, eh?
01:14:37Ti pare elegante?
01:14:39Ma cosa avete fatto?
01:14:40Me lo siete lavato il lotto?
01:14:41Hai ragione.
01:14:42Canciai già che non me lo sono messo.
01:14:44Ma queste carote sono davvero portentose.
01:14:49E' meglio che non te le mangi.
01:14:51Veramente aguzzano la vista.
01:14:53Oh, ho sentito un rumore sospetto da quella parte.
01:14:56Vai a controllare.
01:14:57Si, qui controllo io.
01:14:58Avanti, fai un giro.
01:15:01Ma che sei ancora qui?
01:15:02Ho fatto un giro.
01:15:03Ma no, un giro di spettatore.
01:15:04Ah, ho capito.
01:15:09Chi è?
01:15:11Caterina.
01:15:16Chi è?
01:15:18Caterina.
01:15:20Piccare da non parlare.
01:15:22Sono iniziano a ci ammazzano.
01:15:28Eccome, Caterina.
01:15:31Un specchio.
01:15:34Ad all'altra parte il letto.
01:15:36Ecco, sto venendo.
01:15:38Caterina.
01:15:39Caterina.
01:15:42Caterina.
01:15:43Caterina, zitta.
01:15:44Se ci sentono ci ammazzano a tutti e due.
01:15:47Caterina.
01:15:48Caterina.
01:15:49Se tu sapessi quanto ti amo.
01:15:51Quanto ti amo.
01:15:52Caterina.
01:15:53Aspettami.
01:15:54Aspettami che sto venendo.
01:15:56Aspettami.
01:15:57Caterina.
01:15:58Quanto ti amo.
01:16:04Una cosa dolce.
01:16:05Faremo dolce.
01:16:06Caterina.
01:16:07Non ti muovere e stai bene.
01:16:08A tutti e due.
01:16:11Si, ti tento.
01:16:12Ti tento.
01:16:17Caterina, picchi.
01:16:18Picchi mi respici.
01:16:20Ma non ti ha detto niente la mamma.
01:16:26Caterina.
01:16:27Io sono venuto per te, piccolo aburale.
01:16:30Collaboriamo.
01:16:31Sono per te per aiutarti.
01:16:35Per te vengo.
01:16:39Per te.
01:16:42Tutta mia sarai.
01:16:44Tutta mia.
01:16:46Dopo.
01:16:47Dopo mi facciano pure ammazzare.
01:16:49Ma che me ne importa.
01:16:53Chi per amore muore.
01:16:55Vissute assai.
01:17:04E se pisce il bambino?
01:17:06Se bagna il lettino.
01:17:07Mannaggia, non me l'ha ricordo mai questa cosa.
01:17:09Ma che l'ho vinta la lotteria a sto cretino.
01:17:11Che cosa stai facendo?
01:17:13Vostro fratello mi disse di avere sentito rumori sospetti.
01:17:15Stiamo cercando se c'è qualche intruso.
01:17:17Da quale intruso?
01:17:18Mio fratello scambia sempre l'uccello per l'antenne.
01:17:21Che tosto.
01:17:23Lui dove?
01:17:24Allarme, allarme.
01:17:25C'è uno.
01:17:26Sta lassù.
01:17:27Alla finestra di donna Caterina.
01:17:28Sta scendendo.
01:17:29Minghia.
01:17:31Picciotti.
01:17:32All'assalto.
01:17:36Che fortuna, che fortuna.
01:17:38Il piano è riuscito.
01:17:40Nessuno se ne è accotto.
01:17:43Ehi, ehi.
01:17:44Ehi, ehi.
01:17:54Avanti, vai, vai.
01:18:00Un momento, aspetta, aspetta.
01:18:02Aspetta un minuto.
01:18:03Levo sto sacco.
01:18:05Leva.
01:18:06Vediamo che...
01:18:08Tu.
01:18:10Disgraziato.
01:18:11Dove sei stato?
01:18:12Su.
01:18:13Su.
01:18:14Su?
01:18:15Si, su.
01:18:16Su dove?
01:18:17Alla finestra?
01:18:18Da Caterina?
01:18:19Si.
01:18:20Un momento, aspetta.
01:18:21Ero andato su per controllare, capisci?
01:18:22La migliore difesa è l'attacco.
01:18:23Ma qual attacco?
01:18:24Che dici?
01:18:25Ecco, siccome sospettavo che ci fosse qualcuno lassù, io ho pensato che era meglio di stare
01:18:30qui con le mani in mano e allora, capisci?
01:18:32Parla.
01:18:33Ecco, sono andato su a ispezionare, a verificare, a sondare.
01:18:37Solo per questo?
01:18:38Si.
01:18:39E hai sondato?
01:18:40Alciucchi.
01:18:42Mi sono reso conto che Caterina è una donna straordinaria.
01:18:45Stupenda, meravigliosa.
01:18:47E se tu l'avessi sondata come l'ho sondata io, non staresti più qui a fare la guardia.
01:18:52Te lo assicuro.
01:18:53Allora possiamo stare tranquilli.
01:18:55Si, ma certo, possiamo stare tranquilli da nozzo.
01:18:59Ormai non ci resta altro che aspettare la scadenza dei nove mesi.
01:19:11Minchia, l'erede natui.
01:19:18Questa all'anticipo sul fido.
01:19:25Mi dispiace del ritardo, ma io dovevo rispettare i termini di legge, lei capisce?
01:19:30Certo, lo capisco, lo capisco.
01:19:32Grazie.
01:19:33Aspetta un momento, scusi, aspetta.
01:19:35Mi fermi prima la ricevuta.
01:19:36Ecco.
01:19:37Ah, don Tano, finalmente vi ho trovato.
01:19:38Che c'è?
01:19:39Fottute siamo.
01:19:40Ma che fai?
01:19:41Mi dici la parola d'ordine qua?
01:19:42Lo scusi, signor direttore, questo è un cretino.
01:19:44Ma che cosa mi avevate detto?
01:19:45Che se nasce l'erede...
01:19:46Va bene, va bene, ho capito, ma tanto non serve più, tanto l'erede non nascerà, perciò...
01:19:50E invece si, e si, è nato.
01:19:54Chi è nato?
01:19:55L'erede, no?
01:19:56In questo caso mi dispiace, ma niente, non...
01:19:59Qui c'è un errore, non può essere nato.
01:20:02Non può essere nato.
01:20:04Non può essere nato.
01:20:11A meno che...
01:20:13Mico!
01:20:17Un figlio!
01:20:18Un figlio mio con Caterina!
01:20:20Un figlio!
01:20:21Ciao!
01:20:22Un figlio!
01:20:25Tano!
01:20:26Ora m'ammazza!
01:20:27M'ammazza!
01:20:29No, no, no!
01:20:30Ora mi aiuto d'incia!
01:20:31Mi aiuto d'incia!
01:20:33Traditore!
01:20:34Aspetta, aspetta!
01:20:35Figlio di Giuda!
01:20:36Aspetta, Tano, per carità!
01:20:37Aiutami!
01:20:38Aspetta, aspetta!
01:20:39Che dici?
01:20:40Apri!
01:20:41Apri!
01:20:42Apri!
01:20:43Ma che dici?
01:20:44Che dici?
01:20:45Non sento niente!
01:20:46Non sento, non sento, non sento niente!
01:20:47Ti voglio spiegare!
01:20:48Ma non lo capisci che se l'ammazzi vai a finire in galera!
01:20:50Vai a finire!
01:20:51Ma che importa?
01:20:52Meglio in galera vita che per un fratello traditore come io!
01:20:54Aspetta, Tano!
01:20:55Aspetta, apri!
01:20:57Aspetta!
01:20:58Aspetta, ti voglio spiegare con serenità!
01:21:00Con serenità, con tranquillità si raggiunge le cose!
01:21:02Mi faccia, Vincenza!
01:21:03Aspetta, tu!
01:21:04Mi ascaltoni!
01:21:05Avanti!
01:21:06Che fai, mi facci!
01:21:07Aspetta, mi dami!
01:21:08Ti prenderete fischio!
01:21:10Mi ascaltoni!
01:21:11Ma chi c'è?
01:21:12Ma va' sicuro che questa volta faccio un gioco di fuoco, paggio!
01:21:15La fine del...
01:21:16Ferma!
01:21:17Ferma!
01:21:18Ferma!
01:21:19E chi è questo figlio di...
01:21:20Di Donna Caterina!
01:21:21Visto quanto è vecchia?
01:21:22Tutto il cicciatto di suo padre!
01:21:24Del padre?
01:21:25And who is the father? Speak!
01:21:29I am the father! He is my son!
01:21:32All mine!
01:21:33Yours?
01:21:34Yes!
01:21:35And you confirm it too?
01:21:36Yes!
01:21:37You fool!
01:21:38You imbecile!
01:21:40What do you care?
01:21:42If the son is mine, he is not the savior!
01:21:45And the inheritance is no longer Caterina!
01:21:47But it is ours!
01:21:50Believe me!
01:21:51Yes!
01:21:53And this is true!
01:21:56And so we have the evident proof that this is a bastard son!
01:22:02What do you want? Get out of here!
01:22:04And why, Caterina?
01:22:05Are not you happy that we came to congratulate you for the birth of your grandson?
01:22:11Yes!
01:22:12Caterina!
01:22:14Sure, but ...
01:22:15I had to tell him ...
01:22:17that the son is mine!
01:22:19Yours!
01:22:21Are you crazy?
01:22:23How dare you say yes to my heresy?
01:22:25Get out of here!
01:22:26I am ungrateful!
01:22:28Joke!
01:22:29I understand you, Caterina!
01:22:30But now it is useless to make stories!
01:22:32We love each other, we will get married!
01:22:34And my share of the inheritance will also be yours!
01:22:36Do you understand?
01:22:37I only understand that you disgust me, as always!
01:22:40Would you marry me?
01:22:42You said so that night when you held me in your arms!
01:22:45What?
01:22:46Caterina, why do you insist on denying?
01:22:48I prove it, you know!
01:22:49Do not insist, you know!
01:22:50If not, I'll report you for slander!
01:22:52What proof are you talking about?
01:22:54Excuse me, but ...
01:22:55And if you have these proofs ...
01:22:56Get them out!
01:22:57What are you waiting for?
01:22:58Get them out!
01:22:59Okay, I ...
01:23:00But I can not get them out!
01:23:02And you ...
01:23:04I would not have wanted, Caterina, to reveal such intimate things ...
01:23:07But I saw those nests!
01:23:09They are there!
01:23:10Idiot!
01:23:11But what nests?
01:23:12I do not have any nests!
01:23:13But yes!
01:23:14No!
01:23:15But yes!
01:23:16You have it!
01:23:17A big nest!
01:23:18On ten!
01:23:19Come on, I'll not say anymore, you are lying!
01:23:21Okay, fine, come on, go!
01:23:23Just check, show me!
01:23:25What do I see?
01:23:26I see!
01:23:27Anyway, you and I are the same thing!
01:23:28I know where I am and I go on the safe!
01:23:30But what are you trying to check?
01:23:31If I ever check, because I'm a woman!
01:23:34Well, then, Vincenza, you can check too!
01:23:36But these two pigs have to go!
01:23:38If it's not bad!
01:23:39Go away!
01:23:40Turn around without looking!
01:23:42And yes, look!
01:23:43I had all the courage to look at you!
01:23:45Yeah, you don't have to look.
01:23:47Tell me something. Are you sure these are real?
01:23:51Sure.
01:23:52Sure?
01:23:53Very sure.
01:23:54I get it. Sure, sure.
01:23:56Did you find anything?
01:23:58There's no one here.
01:23:59Where did you see them?
01:24:01But how?
01:24:02They must be here.
01:24:04Look carefully.
01:24:05They must be here.
01:24:07I'm sure of it.
01:24:09It was dark, yes.
01:24:11But I looked them in the eye.
01:24:13I touched them.
01:24:14I kissed them.
01:24:15What did you kiss?
01:24:16Me.
01:24:17What did you see?
01:24:18But if she says there's nothing, it means you're wrong.
01:24:21Wrong?
01:24:27Is he crying?
01:24:29No, he never cries. It's the other one.
01:24:35The other one?
01:24:38Which other one?
01:24:41Tanuzzo, I swear to you.
01:24:43Speak!
01:24:44Only one benefits me.
01:24:47I'm leaving or I'll kill him.
01:24:49I'll kill him.
01:24:50I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore.
01:24:52You, stop!
01:24:55And who is this other son of...
01:24:57Son of Donna Francesca, eh?
01:24:59It could be the son of a single father.
01:25:02Look.
01:25:03It's a portrait of Don Nico.
01:25:05One, two, and five.
01:25:08Here.
01:25:10Yes, it's them.
01:25:12Are you happy now?
01:25:17We're screwed.
01:25:19Yes.
01:25:20Nico, now go and prepare the cards.
01:25:23You have to marry me right away.
01:25:27Marry?
01:25:28Yes.
01:25:29After all, I have to give my son a piece of his father, right?
01:25:38Well, yes.
01:25:40Of course.
01:25:41And you two, don't make a long face.
01:25:44Now the inheritance is of Caterina.
01:25:46But you will see that she will be very generous.
01:25:51Let's hope.
01:25:53Here they are.
01:25:54Poor people.
01:25:56They're leaving.
01:25:59Are you convinced, Salvatore, that I was right?
01:26:02You would have a rich son.
01:26:04And those morons have what they deserve.
01:26:07Poor people.
01:26:08Look how they're leaving, poor people.
01:26:12They're leaving in arms.
01:26:14Thank goodness, they're pacified.
01:26:18It's nice to see people in harmony.
01:26:22Now there's nothing to worry about.
01:26:27Sometimes, as they say, it makes me laugh.
01:26:30How funny, eh?
01:26:32What?
01:26:33What do you mean, what?
01:26:34Destiny.
01:26:36I come to rob you.
01:26:38Instead, you give me a son.
01:26:40Which is not mine, but your husband's.
01:26:43While your brother-in-law thinks he has a son from you.
01:26:46Instead, he has it from your mother.
01:26:49So your brother-in-law becomes your father and grandfather of your son.
01:26:54And I become a widow of a father-in-law who is the father of your son.
01:26:59What a mess.
01:27:02And you?
01:27:04What do you become?
01:27:06I become the happiest man in the world.
01:27:11But the guard must always be here.
01:27:15After all, it's all his shit.
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