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00:30This is Shunputei Shota, the host of Shoten no Jikan ga Yatte Morimashita.
00:59Today's guest is the original female entertainer, Ms. Kuniko Yamada.
01:07She is the president of the Japanese Golden Age Women's Association.
01:13Please enjoy her performance.
01:29Gacha!
01:39Thank you for coming to Shoten Tourism.
01:45I'm not the host.
01:49I'm your host, Ms. Kuniko Yamada, the 11th president of the Japanese Golden Age Women's Association.
02:01Thank you very much.
02:03Please look at your left hand.
02:05You can see the Tokyo Skytree.
02:08It is 634 meters high.
02:10Please remember Musashi.
02:14Please look at your right hand.
02:16It is the Tokyo Tower.
02:18Can you see how high it is?
02:20It is 333 meters high.
02:22Please remember the Tokyo Tower.
02:30Please look at your right hand.
02:32The highest point is your middle finger.
02:40I've been doing this for 45 years.
02:43Now, let's have some fun.
02:47Please join us.
02:49Shoten, Shoten, Shoten, Shoten, Shoten, Eka, Ki, U, Ta.
02:57Don't just stand there.
03:04That's enough.
03:07Shoten, Shoten, Shoten, Shoten, Shoten, Shoten, Eka, Ki, U, Ta.
03:17That's enough.
03:19Let's make a memory.
03:22You are more beautiful and louder than on TV.
03:27I didn't say that.
03:29Let's do it again.
03:31Shoten.
03:34Shoten.
03:36Shoten.
03:38Shoten.
03:40Shoten.
03:42Shoten, Eka, Ki, U, Ta.
03:46Let's do it.
03:49Zunchatcha, Zunchatcha, Zunchatcha, Zunchatcha.
03:533333.
03:573333.
04:013333.
04:06If you make it slanted, it's a big group of ducks.
04:10If you make it slanted, it's a big group of ducks.
04:15You are so cute.
04:18In the past, there were many ways to make it slanted.
04:21But now, it's manual.
04:24Is there anyone who wants this?
04:27Please sign here.
04:29No? Okay.
04:31Let's do it again.
04:33Let's do it again.
04:34You didn't forget, did you?
04:36Let's do it again.
04:37Shoten, Shoten, Shoten, Shoten, Shoten, Eka, Ki, U, Ta.
04:45Let's do it.
04:46Zunchatcha, Zunchatcha, Zunchatcha.
04:50There was a moon.
04:54There was a seed.
04:56Is it a watermelon?
04:58If you bite it and look closely,
05:02it's the face of Yamada Kuniko.
05:07It's the face of Yamada Kuniko.
05:15Is there anyone who wants this?
05:19Yes, there is.
05:20Yes, there is.
05:22Let's sign here.
05:24It can't be helped.
05:26Okay.
05:27Let's start with 1,000 yen.
05:31No one?
05:32Okay.
05:33I'll give it to you for free.
05:35If you want it, go ahead.
05:36Do you want to extend your hand?
05:39Oh, I want it.
05:41Did you get it?
05:44Let's continue.
05:46Let's do it.
05:47Zunchatcha, Zunchatcha, Zunchatcha.
05:51There was a moon.
05:55The stars are sparkling and beautiful.
05:59If you go straight through the tunnel,
06:04it's a cute little walk.
06:08It's a cute little walk.
06:16It's cute.
06:20Is there anyone who likes dogs?
06:22Yes, there is.
06:24Let's start with 10,000 yen.
06:27It's a lie.
06:28Go ahead.
06:29I'll give it to you for free.
06:32The bus will arrive at its destination soon.
06:35I'm Kuniko Yamada.
07:02It's time for the long-awaited end of the show.
07:30Please say hello to the old man for the old man.
07:36There are no more sparrows.
07:39It's almost extinct.
07:45It's sad to see so many of them,
07:48but it's also sad to see a city without sparrows.
07:51I'm Yuza Koyuza.
07:56Today is the voting day for the House of Representatives.
07:59If you haven't voted yet, it's open until 8 o'clock,
08:02so make sure you go.
08:03Even if you don't have anyone to vote for,
08:05it's better to vote for someone who's a little better.
08:08I'm Ichinosuke, and I'm a little better.
08:14I'm using a wireless earphone that's the same as Mr. Shotani's,
08:18but my lid came off.
08:20I asked Mr. Shotani if he could use it.
08:22He said, how about mine?
08:23When I showed it to him,
08:24he only had one ear in it.
08:26I'm Taihei, born in the Showa era, who cherishes things.
08:33The other day, I was lining up at a hamburger shop,
08:36and a young girl who looked like a high school girl
08:39who was lining up in front of me,
08:41backed away and stepped on my foot.
08:42I turned around and said,
08:43I'm sorry, but she said,
08:44Geh, I stepped on you.
08:47I'm Tatekawa Harenosuke, who was stepped on.
08:53One of my favorite phrases is,
08:55Ichinichi ichizen.
08:57I try to do good things once a day.
09:00There's another phrase I'm trying to say.
09:02Ichinichi itto.
09:05To be honest,
09:07if I had to say one good answer,
09:11it would be Kouraku.
09:16My eldest son in the 3rd grade of elementary school
09:18wrote me an invitation to an athletic meet.
09:22When I read the invitation,
09:24it said,
09:25When the pleasant autumn leaves continue.
09:27I thought,
09:28He's completely missing it.
09:29I kept reading it,
09:30and at the end,
09:31he wrote the name of God,
09:32but he didn't write my name.
09:33I asked him,
09:34Why didn't you write my name?
09:35He said,
09:36I don't know my real name.
09:38I'm sorry,
09:39My real name is Miya Toshiyuki.
09:40My stage name is Katsura Miyaji.
09:46Next,
09:47This is an old lady's greeting.
09:52In October,
09:54I carried a futon
09:56and entered my 41st year.
10:02I'll do my best
10:04to carry a good futon in my 41st year.
10:07I'm Takao Yamada.
10:12Now, everyone,
10:13if you have a good answer,
10:14I'll give you a futon,
10:15take a bad one,
10:16and collect 10 bad ones.
10:17I have a great product.
10:18Please do your best.
10:20Let's go to the first question.
10:22Mr. Yamada,
10:23please give us an example.
10:24Yes, sir.
10:29I, Shota Shunputei,
10:31was suspended in my fourth year of college,
10:34but I've been reinstated
10:37to the Humanities Department
10:39at Shizuoka Campus,
10:40and now I'm a college student.
10:46Here's the problem.
10:49Just like the word for university,
10:52let's think of two words
10:55that end with a K.
10:58Everyone,
10:59please give me a hint.
11:01I'll ask you,
11:02what is it?
11:03Think of two words
11:05that end with a K.
11:10Okay, Mr. Taiei.
11:12Okay,
11:13it's the future of Shota Shunputei.
11:19What is it?
11:20He's going to be expelled soon.
11:28That was fast.
11:29I haven't said it for days.
11:32Mr. Yamada,
11:33please give me a hint.
11:34Okay, Mr. Ichidosuke.
11:36To be honest,
11:37I think some people think this way.
11:39What is it?
11:40It's a nuisance.
11:47I wonder what people in Osaka think.
11:50Okay, Mr. Miyagi.
11:52I thought I was going to Aomori from Tokyo,
11:56but I got stuck on the bullet train to Osaka.
12:00What is it?
12:01I'm lost.
12:08Okay, Mr. Harunosuke.
12:09Yes.
12:10This is important for people in society.
12:12What is it?
12:13Report and contact.
12:18Okay, Mr. Koizumi.
12:20My grandpa is teasing my grandma.
12:23What is it?
12:24I'm frustrated.
12:31It's better to have a lot of love.
12:34Okay, Mr. Harunosuke.
12:35Yes.
12:36This is a souvenir from a person who went on a trip to Ise in Mie Prefecture.
12:40What is it?
12:41Probably red clothes.
12:47Okay, Mr. Ichidosuke.
12:48People like me who live in Toshima can't go to a place like this.
12:52What is it?
12:53Shibuya-ku, Minato-ku.
12:59Toshima is a good place, isn't it?
13:02Okay, Mr. Miyagi.
13:04Ichidosuke went to Shota's house.
13:08What is it?
13:09Bakuchiku, Barama-ku.
13:15Mr. Ichidosuke.
13:17That's right.
13:18People often say that.
13:19What is it?
13:20My personality is the worst.
13:27Mr. Taihei.
13:28It's a heart-warming story.
13:30Please.
13:31My mother, Tsuyako, did it well.
13:34What is it?
13:35Remake of clothes.
13:41Your family is a tailor, right?
13:43Yes, I was a tailor.
13:44Okay, Mr. Miyagi.
13:46Is it rare?
13:48Or well-done?
13:50What is it?
13:51Yakiniku, Yoku-yaku?
13:58Okay, Mr. Taihei.
14:00If so, Gyu-don is the best.
14:03What is it?
14:04Tsuyu-daku, Negi-daku.
14:08Please raise your hand.
14:10Okay, Mr. Ichidosuke.
14:12Mr. Koura raised his hand.
14:14What is it?
14:15Customers are noisy.
14:21Please raise your hand.
14:23Okay, Mr. Miyagi.
14:25Mr. Koura.
14:26I don't raise my hand much today, but it's okay.
14:29What is it?
14:30I'll leave it alone for a while.
14:34Please raise your hand.
14:39I'll do a serious one.
14:41A serious one?
14:44It's a little noisy now.
14:46Okay, Mr. Koura.
14:48I stole it from my neighbor's garden.
14:50What is it?
14:51Ichijiku, Kawamuku.
14:57Please bring it to me.
14:59It's a serious one.
15:02Ichijiku, Kawamuku.
15:06Okay, Mr. Harunosuke.
15:08I tried Shin-niisa.
15:11What is it?
15:12Shoku, Bouraku.
15:21It's noisy.
15:25Okay, Mr. Koura.
15:26I'll never do it.
15:28What is it?
15:29Kiyonuku, Teonuku.
15:34Mr. Yamada.
15:35Two cards.
15:38What do you mean by lying?
15:40It's really weird.
15:42Now, the second question.
15:44Please listen to this.
15:54It's a love game between a man and a woman.
15:57Like this song,
15:59there are times when you drink too much.
16:02In that case,
16:03the previous part of the song will play.
16:06Everyone, please drink too much.
16:10Okay, Mr. Harunosuke.
16:11I drank too much.
16:14Because everyone drank too much,
16:17drinking on the street in Shibuya was banned.
16:24It's a matter of manners.
16:26It's not good to make people do that.
16:30Okay, Mr. Miyaji.
16:31I drank too much.
16:35Suntory beer is delicious,
16:38so I can drink as much as I want.
16:45Thank you to all the sponsors.
16:49Okay, Mr. Itsunosuke.
16:50I drank too much.
16:53God won't look at me.
16:56My daughter can't read LINE.
16:59If I don't drink, I can't do it.
17:05You're so cute.
17:08Okay, Mr. Koyuta.
17:10I drank too much.
17:14I drank too much to your eyes.
17:22Are you happy to say that?
17:25I'm saying it because I'm happy.
17:29Okay, Mr. Koyuta.
17:31I drank too much.
17:33It's your fault.
17:37Because you were treated badly.
17:41I love being treated badly.
17:43Okay, Mr. Miyaji.
17:45I drank too much.
17:47We are from Sengoku Busho.
17:52I'm Shingen Sakeda.
17:55I'm Kenshin Uesuki.
18:02Okay, Mr. Saei.
18:03I drank too much.
18:06I drank too much because you left the house.
18:13Shota gets drunk every day.
18:17The 58th episode of Nani Ka Attaruka Gekijou.
18:20A love game between a wife and someone.
18:23Shut up.
18:31Okay, Mr. Ichinosuke.
18:33I drank too much.
18:36It's been 72 hours since I said Miyaji's fault.
18:45It's been almost three days.
18:48Okay, Mr. Taiei.
18:50I drank too much.
18:53I drank too much because it tasted good.
18:57It's the volume of Shine Muscat.
19:04Okay, Mr. Ichinosuke.
19:07Okay, Mr. Koyuta.
19:08I drank too much.
19:11I woke up early in the morning and drank all the milk in the neighborhood.
19:20Okay, Mr. Harunosuke.
19:21I drank too much.
19:24After I became a member of Shoten, the number of times I drank Ikamera has increased.
19:32After you became a member of Shoten, the number of times you drank Ikamera has increased, right?
19:36No, when I was a member of Shoten, I was healthy.
19:40Please go to the next question.
19:43Okay, let's move on to the third question.
19:45Mr. Yamada, please show us the example.
19:47Okay.
19:49I thought Kikuo Mataki would come out again.
19:53He won't come out this week.
19:55What is this?
19:57You look cute.
19:58You look like a woman.
20:01Thank you very much.
20:04I'm sorry.
20:07You look cute.
20:09You look cute wearing this.
20:11You need to be kicked.
20:15It's important to be kicked.
20:16Let's go, let's go.
20:18Okay, let's move on to the next question.
20:20There are many middle-aged men who enjoy hiking these days.
20:24Please become an old lady and talk to her while hiking.
20:29I'm a member of Shoten, so please continue.
20:34Then I'll become an old lady, too.
20:37There are people like this.
20:40Please talk to me.
20:43Okay, Mr. Harunosuke.
20:45I feel energetic when I look at the moss on the mountain.
20:51That's right.
20:52I feel really good.
21:00Please raise your hand.
21:02Okay, Mr. Miyagi.
21:04My knees are in good condition, so I can climb well.
21:08That's right.
21:09It's all thanks to Suntory's glucosamine.
21:18Thank you, everyone.
21:23Okay, Mr. Ichinosuke.
21:25It's important to exercise on a daily basis.
21:30That's right.
21:31Even if I'm thrown into the mountains, I can walk down.
21:36Please raise your hand.
21:40Mr. Toyoda.
21:42The mountains are getting colorful.
21:46That's right.
21:47We're getting sexy.
21:55What are you doing in the mountains?
21:58Mr. Tahei.
22:00The air in the mountains is delicious.
22:06That's right.
22:08What are you doing?
22:18Mr. Miyagi.
22:19A lot of foreigners climb this mountain.
22:25That's right.
22:26Everyone rated it as a good mountain.
22:29It's a 100-point mountain.
22:33Please raise your hand.
22:36Mr. Ichinosuke.
22:37Life and climbing are the same.
22:40Mr. Shota is at the top of the mountain.
22:45That's right.
22:46He's going to go downhill from now on.
22:55Mr. Koyuza.
22:56This climbing shoe is hard and heavy.
23:02It's hard to run.
23:05That's right.
23:06I can't run away from this.
23:14Mr. Koraku.
23:15Don't throw garbage in the mountains.
23:18I have to clean up.
23:21That's right.
23:22Burning garbage.
23:24Unburnable garbage.
23:26Eatable garbage.
23:32How SDGs are you?
23:36Mr. Miyagi.
23:37Mr. Ichinosuke didn't come because he didn't want to climb.
23:44That's right.
23:45I'm sure he didn't want to be seen.
23:52I'm sure he didn't want to be seen.
23:57Mr. Ichinosuke.
23:58Look.
24:00There is a shrine over there.
24:03Let's put our hands together.
24:06That's right.
24:07I wish Miyagi a little misfortune.
24:14What should I do if I'm really unhappy?
24:17That's the time.
24:21Have you always wished for Miyagi's misfortune?
24:24About five times a day.
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