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00:30a surprise party whose idea was this I'll kill you not that I don't appreciate the thought
00:41but who invited the vampires don't look at me I want an onion to jump out of the cake
00:48that was from my birthday and much as we'd love to hear that story
01:09Buffy where's Tara she was helping Anya with the inventory this place was already pretty vamp
01:15infested when we got here we have to find them fast Sander you take the training room Spike
01:21head down to the basement Willow and I'll keep them busy in here we will you're the slayer
01:27but hello just Willow here Will you're a witch totally witchy and we're in a magic shop find
01:37something useful oh good idea something with a lot of bang for my buck now that you mention it
01:44Giles just got a first edition of Krause's compendium of magical combat
01:49if I can find it maybe I can everyone get going
02:04now remember your training Buffy press the punch button to counter your attackers
02:10or the defend button for an effective defense against attacking vampires
02:15oh
02:21you around here you are aware that slayer equals painful screaming death right
02:37and for my next trick
02:44uh
02:51if you need to review your objectives at any time select your diary
03:02next
03:03oh
03:10that's it I'm out of here but this ain't over by a long shot girly girl
03:15girly girl who are you calling girly Giles always puts the books with real power up here
03:24here book book book and don't I hope it doesn't answer back I'd better search the rest of the shop
03:33a medikit there ought to be a bow on this
03:41will you need to climb down that ladder just run up to it to grab hold
03:48a medikit there ought to be a bow on this the key to the book cabinet
04:03so willow you have the key to the cabinet stand by it and press the use button to unlock it
04:17ah the sun spell that should do the trick
04:32oh
04:40will you're so much more powerful than you even know
04:43like if you try pressing the magic button twice you can cast a fireball
04:49oh sure well if you have difficulties remembering how to cast your spells
04:53then select your magic
05:03you're okay yep I managed well me and Mr. Krause and this really bad habit vampires have of
05:10never wearing sunscreen wait where's Xander is he still back in the training room ah monkey poop
05:32oh
05:52you can never have enough of this
06:03damn you damn you all to hell
06:06now how do I use that crossbow again wait it's on the tip of my
06:11oh right once it's where I hold the strafe or target buttons I should find it much easier to
06:16aim with well met my strapping young man
06:33ah
06:37and look at that vampire zilch Xander Harris still alive
06:42but no onion no tear in here which means the basement
06:50bloody hell
07:03oh
07:15oh
07:32so
07:38who left this thing lying here
07:47hello there what's this
07:51so
07:58come on spike even a vampire should know that to open a door
08:02you've got to do is stand by the handle
08:22so
08:30so
08:43spike just the person I was talking about tonight
08:48hmm
08:56oh I like this been ages since I had a little slice and dice
09:03come on spike show us your famous appetite for destruction a lot of stuff around here
09:07can be destroyed like that you're gonna let it stand in your way
09:15hmm last
09:20did you forget how to fight since I saw the last
09:24press the punch and kick buttons together you can toss a vamp under broken pieces of
09:28wood to dust them
09:46so
10:09a key selling time
10:12I'm a knight in bloody armor
10:18Xander you're in one piece and look goodies
10:22goodies with which Buffy can make the vampires into lots of pieces
10:32no sign of onion Tara nope I'm headed for the basement to back spike up
10:36or to dust him depends if he's rescued them
10:47well howdy there sugar you come here
10:50oh
11:05fresh meat
11:16hey there sweet
11:21uh
11:29good night ladies and gentlemen drive careful
11:37enjoy your little victory slayer soon Kakistos will destroy you and yours once and for all
11:43what are you smoking spanky Kakistos is dead and so by the way are you
11:51dead what was that about Kakistos is dead isn't he
11:57really most sincerely dead saw fate kill him myself
12:09so
12:16night all next time you're having a party like this one leave me off the invite list yeah
12:27Tara a few cuts and bruises but it looks like we're all okay now we just have to figure out
12:33where they all came from the last one Buffy killed mentioned Kakistos
12:41Kakistos what's this about Kakistos he can't possibly be behind this
12:48whatever the case I've just had a phone call from Wesley that confuses matters even further
12:53apparently Faith is no longer in her prison cell Kakistos was the only thing Faith was ever afraid
13:00of I can't not think there's a connection here Willow and I could perform a spell to confirm
13:06that Kakistos is really dead but we'd need to do it in the same place where he was supposedly
13:11killed good I'm going to patrol focus on the cemeteries I'll remain in touch with Wesley
13:19meanwhile however this place is a shambles if I want to be open for business tomorrow
13:24if what do you mean if tomorrow's a Saturday lots of people bring us their money on Saturday
13:30well then Anya I'm sure you'll be equally enthusiastic about helping restore a bit of
13:33order around here you have fun doing that sweetie me I'm going along to the factory
13:38Willow and Tara may need me
13:44long time no see Slayer how's Trix
13:49Sid the one and only I know I know you haven't been the same since I left the ladies love the
13:58lovely you're still a class act what are you doing here Sid I thought when your demon hunting
14:04days were over your soul had left that dummy body behind moved on to the old proverbial better place
14:11been there done that babe and now I'm back you're not the only one I know Kakistos wait how
14:21no time for punchlines sweetheart if you're looking to go after Kakistos he went that away
14:26fine but I want to know what's going on around here we're going to have a talk later you and me
14:36look at that you're just in time to beat dinner
14:55ah
15:10ah
15:25hmm
15:48uh
15:55hmm
16:18just what I was looking for
16:25hmm
16:30hopefully you'll have the common sense to stay dead this time
16:47um
16:56um
17:17finders keepers
17:26Slayer huh looks more like a cheerleader
17:37just girls
17:55uh
18:11wow I could really hurt someone with this
18:17um
18:28oh
18:47they just don't make them like they used to
18:52what do we have here
19:02hopefully you'll have the common sense to stay dead this time finders keepers
19:17uh
19:25just what a girl needs a nice long shaft
19:31right
19:47so
20:00ah
20:17so
20:32weird old sundial most of the face is missing that fits but there are still pieces missing
20:39did I mention that in the other puzzles
20:54just what I was looking for
20:59so
21:04it's opening the door
21:18you know what it's good to be me
21:29oh
21:41hey I've been looking for one of these
22:00so
22:12bring on the bloodshed
22:29so
22:46hey
22:59so
23:21hey there beautiful
23:29so
23:55can the Slayer come out and play
23:59Oh
24:01Oh
24:26Another locked door, but this one looks pretty rotten
24:31I
24:52Hopefully you'll have the common sense to stay dead this time
25:01Simple wooden stake don't leave home without it
25:31Oh
25:48You know what it's good to be me
25:51If I could just move this crypt, I might be able to use it to jump to that ledge up there
26:01Oh
26:25You know what it's good to be me
26:28Hopefully you'll have the common sense to stay dead this time
26:41Gee bats, where's your sidekick? What do we have here?
26:57Oh
27:16Score one for this layer
27:28It is an X score one for the slayer
27:50Some kind of pressure valve, but the handles missing
27:57Oh
28:20Now I just need an eyepatch and a parrot
28:28Ouch hot potato just what I was looking for
28:52That should stem the flow
28:57Oh
29:28Oh
29:36Time for some first aid
29:41Holy water, you gotta wonder who died and left this behind
29:52Fuse box, but no fuse
29:57Oh
30:16Score one for the slayer
30:18Oh
30:25Hellfire in a bottle wish I'd thought of that
30:36The bridge controls aren't working
30:49Oh another fuse box, but this one has a fuse in residence
31:00The bridge controls aren't working
31:02Oh
31:17That takes care of the fuse there be light and stuff powers on
31:32I
32:02Just what I need for all those nicks and scrapes and you know mortal wounds
32:32Oh
33:02Oh
33:26It's locked but there's light coming from inside there has to be a way in
33:32Oh
33:36Can't ever just be a simple key can it
33:39Oh
34:00Just what I was looking for
34:09Oh
34:23Now I see why you need a special license for this kind of thing
34:39You know what it's good to be me
35:06Now I just need an eye patch and a parrot
35:09Oh
35:39Oh
35:51Finders keepers the eternal flame guess the dead don't
36:09Oh
36:39If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck
36:45You're not easy to kill are you Slayer I could say the same thing about you. Oh
36:53I'll have my turn at you eventually
36:56But there's another I've got my eye on
36:59You're just the appetizer
37:03But you know, I'm gonna dust your ugly carcass eventually
37:09I think I will
37:10And you Slayer?
37:12You can decide what's more important
37:15Catching me or stopping the spell before it resurrects all of the dead in this boneyard
37:26Oh my god, no mom
37:30Getting so fella can't get any rest in this town
37:34Let's take care of all this zombie rubbish now
37:59Oh
38:29Oh
38:59Oh
39:24Well, that was a rude awakening
39:26What's going on I don't know but that's going to change whoever's responsible for this is going to get a serious beating