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00:00I'm not sure nearly being eaten by zombie penguins counts as gallivanting.
00:27Honestly, I'm having a blast. Beats prison hands down.
00:30Girl can't get this kind of exercise and stir.
00:34Right.
00:35Look, can we just put the sodding flesh puzzle together and be done with it?
00:57It's true. Can't believe it. My own ancestor, a warrior for the powers.
01:15Cold. Why am I so cold?
01:27It's here. The first. I can taste its power in the air.
01:47You. I sense something about you. Some kinship. Who are you?
01:58Ethan Raine, madam. Decidedly not at your service.
02:02He's your great... great... something. A descendant.
02:07I can feel the dark magic in you. The chaos in your soul. I was a soldier of light.
02:15This is what my bloodline has come to. You repulse me.
02:21The feeling is entirely mutual. This isn't fair, you know. Technically, I've won.
02:28The power I bargained for should be mine. But if you destroy the first, then...
02:33Silence, dog. I would silence you myself if I were able.
02:37Here, let me get that for you.
02:41My thanks, kind sir.
02:44I... I know this place. This is where I... where I died. But who are all of you?
02:53We're trying to finish what you started, Cassandra. Trying to destroy the first.
02:58I'm Buffy Summers, the Slayer.
03:01A Slayer? This is good fortune. I am but a lost soul, and can no longer wield Hope's dagger.
03:09But you are worthy, Slayer. It shall be you.
03:13That's... that's great, Enel. So, thanks. But where does Buffy find Hope's dagger?
03:19Inside the fortress. It will still be there. Only one who is worthy may wield it.
03:26You don't gotta be a virgin or anything, right? Cause that could be a problem.
03:30No. Only one can go. And it should be a champion of the powers.
03:35There are no champions present, but a Slayer will more than suffice. Buffy must go alone.
03:42Tch. Sucks to be you.
03:45At times. Now, for instance.
03:50Ethan? What... what happened to him? He just went poof.
03:54Perhaps the First has plans for my traitorous descendant after all.
03:58Only one way to find out.
04:19Some kids have a blankie as a comfort object. Buffy has a sharp piece of wood.
04:23At last, somebody to play with.
04:49Mom always said my natural charisma would open doors. Just... not this one.
05:11Gee, Bats. Where's your sidekick?
05:14You look like you could use some company.
05:45Just what I was looking for.
05:50Just what I was looking for.
06:14Just what I was looking for.
06:44Just what I was looking for.
06:49Looks like a mold for a key.
06:53Medipack. Great. Now if I could just find a cute doctor.
07:00Apparently, not the way.
07:05And since I can't walk through walls, let's try something else.
07:15Not gonna happen.
07:33Mangonel. 12th century artillery at its best.
07:37Buffy Smash.
07:41Thought I smelled something sweet.
07:44You! Looking for me?
08:10No! No!
08:13Good night, ladies and gentlemen. It's our carefree home for the week.
08:19The chapel door. It's locked.
08:27You know what? It's good to be me.
08:41Apparently, not the way.
08:56Call me psychic, but you're the future's doctor, not me.
09:02Little pigs, little pigs. Ah, never mind. I'll find another way.
09:11Hello there.
09:32I'm not gonna let you get away!
09:35I'm not gonna let you get away!
09:58Apparently, not the way.
10:05Locked. What's with the security around here?
10:35I'm not gonna let you get away!
10:58Charcoal dust.
11:05Presto. One instant key.
11:35I'm not gonna let you get away!
11:42You are in dire need of a facial.
11:57A candle sconce. But it looks like it's supposed to be mounted on the wall somewhere.
12:05I'm not gonna let you get away!
12:27Little pigs, little pigs. Ah, never mind. I'll find another way.
12:35A candle sconce. But it looks like it's supposed to be mounted on the wall somewhere.
12:40I'm not gonna let you get away!
12:54Cool. I've been saving up for one of these.
12:58Mom always said my natural charisma would open doors. Just not this one.
13:29And last, somebody to play with.
13:35Can't you see I'm dying here?
13:58Can't you see I'm dying here?
14:04What do we have here?
14:07What do we have here?
14:23Medipack. Great. Now if I could just find a cute doctor.
14:38Whoa, in that clock!
14:41Whoa, in that clock!
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14:53Whoa, in that clock!
14:58And a nice birdie.
15:01And a nice birdie.
15:03Oh
15:33Oh
15:40Another of those candlestick holders
15:42I
16:00Hidden passage that stuff usually only happens when I've got the talking dog around
16:09Hello there
16:12Oh
16:14What do we have
16:42Oh
17:12Gee bats, where's your sidekick now? I just need an eye patch and a parrot
17:35Simple wooden stake don't leave home without it
17:38Can the Slayer come out and play
17:59Taurus
18:02And since I can't walk through walls, let's try something else
18:15Not gonna happen thought I smelled something sweet
18:32Oh
18:34What do we have here just what I need for all those Nixon scrapes and you know mortal wounds
18:41I
18:58Mom always said my natural charisma would open doors. Just not this one
19:06You look like you could use some company Oh
19:08Wow fancy meeting you here
19:38Oh
20:08Oh little pigs little pigs, I never mind I'll find another way
20:39Oh
20:42Time for some first aid
20:48Oh fancy meeting you here
20:51Yeah
21:04Sulfur one lump or two not that it matters. I can't use it like this. I'll have to grind it down
21:10Evening miss
21:40Oh
22:04You look like you could use some company
22:10No
22:41Oh
22:48Buffy Summers vampire Slayer thinking there's a word in there you missed
22:58She's a tricky word but not for long
23:10I
23:24Ask somebody to play with
23:40Oh
24:10Oh
24:26Cool old mill, but I'm not exactly the grind flour to bake my bread kind of gal
24:40Oh
24:52Pinch of this and a dash of that and I've got gunpowder
25:05This is work great bowling alley that is if I'd ever be caught dead in a bowling alley
25:10I
25:40Oh
26:10Oh
26:25Perfect fit
26:33Cool not just an attractive wall sconce, but a secret switch to
26:40Oh
27:11Oh
27:23Score one first Slayer
27:40Oh
27:42Oh
27:44The best
28:09It slices it dices it makes big monsters into little monsters
28:15Oh
28:25Hope's dagger the first better have his eternal life insurance policies paid up time to get down and dirty
28:37Just what I need for all those nicks and scrapes and you know mortal wounds
28:44Oh
29:14Oh
29:24She's a tricky word but not for long
29:44I must be one of the good guys
30:14Oh
30:39Lot what's with the security around here?
30:45Oh
30:46Not gonna happen
31:10Someone's not as sneaky as they think they are
31:14Oh
31:44I
32:11Was looking for
32:14Oh
32:44Oh
33:14Oh
33:44I did you a favor
34:14Oh
34:44I'm beginning to like it
35:14Oh
35:44Oh
36:14Oh
36:38Difference between you and me
36:44Oh
37:03Little girl you have no idea the kind of power
37:14Oh
37:35You have accomplished what I could not is it dead
37:40The first cannot die it is an integral part of the universe
37:45But you have dispersed its evil across all realities and dimensions
37:51It will be centuries before it can coalesce again. What about Ethan I?
37:57It was the only way but I can't just let him die
38:03Nor can I
38:06Despite my revulsion at his cruel nature. I know that he was but a pawn here
38:11I will share my essence with his my spirit with his I
38:17Have touched the purest light and creation
38:21Perhaps my touch will illuminate some shard of decency in him
38:35Hmm
38:43From beneath you it devours weird
39:06You didn't be thanks for the ringside seat
39:10So what now how do we get back?
39:12It will happen on its own. I can I can feel this place unraveling. What about you said what happens now?
39:20No
39:21Now I get to rest at last
39:24I've heard it said that heaven is different for everyone
39:27For me, it's gonna involve cards babes and whiskey
39:32Maybe I'll try to look up that doll Cassandra when I get there
39:36Fella like me could show a girl like that a real good time. I
39:43Bet you could sit I bet you could
40:01You
40:31You
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41:31You
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