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00:00The 5th All-Japan Konkon Dash Championship!
00:07Tonight is the 5th Konkon Dash Championship!
00:13Ulf Aaron will have his final Konkon!
00:31Today we have the 4 members of ISSHU!
00:36This is ISSHU.
00:38This is my first time.
00:40We are a group of 5 people.
00:44ISSHU!
00:45ISSHU!
00:47ISSHU!
00:48This is my first time as a ski head idol.
00:51Is this your first time doing a variety show?
00:53Yes, that's right.
00:54I'm looking forward to it.
00:55This is your first variety show.
00:57These days, idols tend to show their skills first.
01:04This is a tournament where the members of ISSHU show off their skills.
01:14The top batter is Yamauchi.
01:15Who is his opponent?
01:18Who is his opponent?
01:23This is Ulf Aaron.
01:28The first round is not a variety show.
01:30What kind of Olympics is this?
01:32I wanted you to say, this is ISSHU.
01:36I think I can win with instantaneous power.
01:39That's not possible.
01:41You can't win with instantaneous power.
01:43I don't know what will happen if I get caught.
01:48I'm ready.
01:49Are you ready?
01:52The staff is here.
01:56The door is closed.
01:58Let's start the KONKON DASH tournament.
02:01Let's start with a simple KONKON DASH.
02:05I have a cell phone, so I can do it.
02:08I can do it in front of the room.
02:12In front of Aaron's room.
02:15That's amazing.
02:17I will throw it.
02:32Ulf Aaron's reaction is cute.
02:35He went to see it.
02:37How is his first reaction?
02:43It's powerful.
02:46I'm scared.
02:48It's powerful.
02:50I feel like it's not my room.
02:55I'm scared.
02:57He is a little angry.
02:59He is a little irritated.
03:01I've never seen anyone so angry.
03:05He is suspicious.
03:07He is watching.
03:10He is watching.
03:13He is happy.
03:15Maybe he noticed something.
03:18I will throw a simple KONKON DASH.
03:21I think I can return to normal.
03:28He is scary.
03:30Look at his face.
03:36He is wary.
03:38He is outside the bar in America.
03:42He is outside the bar in America.
03:46He is scary.
03:49He is scary.
03:55He is amazing.
03:59Is there anyone who comes suddenly?
04:01This is the second time.
04:03He noticed it.
04:07He is planning something.
04:11Does anyone know who I am?
04:18I will throw a simple KONKON DASH again.
04:22He has a cell phone.
04:24This is your chance.
04:32He doesn't have a cell phone.
04:41He has a cell phone.
04:43You are amazing.
04:45Why are you there?
04:48What would have happened if I had entered there?
04:51It's over.
04:52Will he hide in the locker?
04:54I think so too.
04:57I checked it once, so I don't think it's okay.
05:05He is scary.
05:07He is scary.
05:09He is scary.
05:11He is scary.
05:12Next.
05:14He seems to be in a good mood.
05:18I want him to calm down.
05:22I will give him sushi.
05:28This is good.
05:30I put a lot of wasabi in it.
05:33He is scary.
05:35He is scary.
05:38He is scary.
05:40He seems to be in a good mood.
05:54He found sushi.
05:57He is looking at sushi.
05:59This is confirmed.
06:04Will he eat it?
06:08Will he eat it?
06:10Will he eat it?
06:13He ate it.
06:20He likes it, but he doesn't say thank you.
06:23Will he eat it?
06:31He likes it.
06:34Will he eat it?
06:37He is scary.
06:39He is scary.
06:42He ate it.
06:46Will he eat it?
06:51He ate it.
06:56Will he eat it?
06:58He ate it.
07:04His expression is perfect.
07:06This is the reaction of the Olympics.
07:09He is scary.
07:14His expression is the best.
07:16He is very patient.
07:20He is scary.
07:23Do you want to go to the airport?
07:25I put SUGI's costume.
07:30He is looking at it.
07:33He is scared.
07:42He is scary.
07:44He is scary.
07:54He ate it.
07:56He ate it.
07:59Will he eat it?
08:01He ate it.
08:04He ate it.
08:06Will he eat it?
08:08He doesn't wear it.
08:10He is a gold medalist.
08:13He is a gold medalist.
08:15He is a gold medalist.
08:17He is a kind person.
08:19He is a kind person.
08:21He changes his clothes.
08:25Wait a minute.
08:30He is wild.
08:33He is wild.
08:38He is wild.
08:41He ate it.
08:43Will he eat it?
08:45Will he eat it?
08:47He ate it.
08:49He is a kind person.
08:51What is this?
08:53This is dangerous.
08:55This is dangerous.
08:57I am ready.
08:59I am ready.
09:01I will attack with this.
09:03I will attack with this.
09:09He is a good fighter.
09:11Even if URUSA doesn't intend to do this,
09:13Even if URUSA doesn't intend to do this,
09:15he may grab it and throw it.
09:17he may grab it and throw it.
09:19It's funny if he gets into the locker.
09:21He is going to get out of the locker.
09:24He is going to get into the locker.
09:26Can he get into the locker?
09:30He can't get in the locker.
09:32If URUSA's initiation is quick,
09:34If URUSA's initiation is quick,
09:36he will run away.
09:38He will run away.
09:46He is waiting for the camera.
09:48He is waiting for the camera.
09:51I'm not scared!
09:53She's trying to kill the camera!
09:55This is bad!
09:56Yamaguchi-san, try to feel like this is your last chance.
09:58This is bad.
09:59After you go in, you can lock the door with the door handle,
10:03so it's just a little bit visible.
10:07I'm so scared I could die.
10:09You're scared, right?
10:10I think you're scared.
10:12I'm sure I can do it.
10:16Do your best!
10:17One, two, three, four...
10:19Good, good, good.
10:21Start!
10:25Go, go, go, go!
10:28Hurry, hurry, hurry!
10:34She found it!
10:35She found it!
10:39She found it!
10:40She saw it!
10:42She saw it!
10:43I'm scared!
10:44She saw it!
10:46This is bad.
10:48Are you okay?
10:49I'm okay.
10:50I think I know where it is.
10:54This is bad.
10:55It's coming.
10:56What should I do?
10:58I'm scared.
10:59What should I do?
11:00What should I do?
11:04She found it!
11:07She found it!
11:08She found it!
11:09She found it!
11:12I'm sorry.
11:14Now, let's talk to Wolf.
11:19It was a prank where we just had to put on the same clothes.
11:23Yamaguchi said he wanted to see how we would react if we put on the same clothes.
11:28So we stopped him.
11:29We really did.
11:31Please believe us.
11:32It was amazing.
11:33After we put on the same clothes, when we were eating sushi,
11:35he said,
11:36I'm going to eat it.
11:38He was too kind.
11:40Sugi-chan wasn't there.
11:41Sugi-chan wasn't there.
11:43But he's a wild person.
11:45So I thought he would look good in wild clothes.
11:48He's wild.
11:49He's too kind.
11:51He looked really good in it.
11:53Now, it's Ish's turn.
11:56This is the person who will react.
11:59It's Sayaka's Niiyama.
12:01This is...
12:02I have the image that Niiyama will come.
12:05She's fast.
12:07She's quick.
12:08She is.
12:10The leader, Nano, will do the Konkon.
12:12Will he be able to get the best reaction from Niiyama in his first variety show?
12:17The Konkon dash competition starts now.
12:20Good luck.
12:21Good luck.
12:22Good luck.
12:23Nano, let's start with the simple Konkon.
12:26Okay.
12:27For now, let's go to the front of the door in front of the Konkon.
12:33It's easy.
12:39Okay.
12:40It's easy.
12:41It's like the dressing room next door.
12:45I think I can do it again.
12:46You can do it again.
12:47You can do the normal Konkon again.
12:48Okay, I got it.
12:49I don't know if it will be a little faster next time.
12:51So let's go back to the Konkon in a hurry.
12:53Okay, in a hurry.
12:55I don't think it will be sudden.
12:56I'm just getting ready to hurry.
13:06It's strange.
13:10It's pretty fast.
13:11Huh?
13:13What is this?
13:14But it's true that it's a little scary as Mr. Urun said.
13:18Is this a mistake?
13:20By the way, what are you preparing for the first trick?
13:23I would like to go with the third consciousness and this Bilibili.
13:28I see.
13:29I'm excited.
13:30It's still okay.
13:31I don't know.
13:32Nano, I want to do my best from now on.
13:35I just heard that.
13:38I'm scared of how to sit.
13:39That's good.
13:40That's great.
13:41Nano, what kind of development will Ishu have in the future?
13:44Now.
13:46I'll drink a little more.
13:47Let's go now.
13:48Now.
13:49You can do it now.
13:51Run away.
13:52I can do it.
13:53Good.
13:57I didn't notice it.
13:58I didn't notice it.
13:59I didn't notice it.
14:00I didn't notice it.
14:02He is irritated.
14:04I noticed it.
14:05I noticed it.
14:06I noticed it.
14:07I noticed it.
14:09What is it?
14:11Consciousness?
14:12I don't know what it means.
14:13It's a riddle with no answer.
14:15That's right.
14:16There is no answer.
14:17I think there is a ridiculous fan nearby.
14:21Do you write here?
14:24It's strange.
14:25Why?
14:29That's great.
14:30Who is it?
14:31Who is it?
14:32It's him.
14:33Who is it?
14:34The engine has started.
14:35The engine has started.
14:37Who is it?
14:39His voice has changed.
14:40His voice has changed.
14:41That's a great reaction.
14:42What is he expecting from me in the studio?
14:46I'm excited.
14:47I really don't know.
14:51Did it hurt?
14:52It hurts.
14:54I'm trying to get rid of the numbness.
14:58This is a problem.
15:00What is the next riddle?
15:03This is a riddle with a fake mountain.
15:06Is it a riddle with a fake mountain?
15:08I see.
15:11I see.
15:12Okay.
15:13This is a riddle with a fake mountain.
15:16There must be a reaction.
15:19Will he solve the riddle?
15:23Will the fake mountain come to life here?
15:26Nana, what is the music show you want to appear in the most?
15:29Now.
15:30Now.
15:32It's the music show.
15:34The music show.
15:35I want to appear in the music show.
15:37The music show is connected to the stairs.
15:40It's not connected.
15:43He is coming.
15:44He is coming.
15:45Run away.
15:46It's dangerous.
15:47He was close.
15:49He laughed.
15:50He laughed.
15:53What is it?
15:55What is it?
15:59What is it?
16:00What is it?
16:03Zero.
16:04He solved the riddle.
16:06One store, one, zero.
16:08What is one store, two?
16:09Two.
16:10What is one store, two?
16:11One store, two, two.
16:12Two.
16:14Everyone is angry at the fake mountain.
16:16I see.
16:17I see.
16:19They are thinking hard about what to do.
16:22There is no answer.
16:23There is no answer.
16:24I feel sorry for them.
16:25Can you solve the riddle?
16:26It's funny to say simple again.
16:29Let's solve the riddle.
16:32Let's solve the riddle again.
16:33We are standing.
16:34I think it's fast.
16:36Let's solve the riddle.
16:38Let's solve the riddle.
16:39Let's get closer.
16:40Let's get closer.
16:41Please run away quickly.
16:43What kind of group do you want to be?
16:44It's not now.
16:45It's not now.
16:46I see.
16:47You don't have to answer.
16:49I want to be a person who is admired by many people.
16:53I will do my best.
16:55He is coming.
16:56Run away.
16:57He is fast.
16:59He is great.
17:02He is fast.
17:03NANO is fast.
17:06What did you do with MISE?
17:09I see.
17:10You were close with MISE.
17:15Stop being simple.
17:19The order is strange.
17:21You are divided.
17:22You should do something.
17:24You should do something.
17:26You are not simple.
17:30You are not simple.
17:31You are like a normal person.
17:33Are you okay?
17:35I'm a little scared.
17:42You are dangerous.
17:44You are slow.
17:46You are slow.
17:48You are simple.
17:50You are slow.
17:51You are simple.
17:53You are not simple.
17:56I'm not doing anything.
18:00He is coming.
18:02Let's do something.
18:04I see.
18:06Wait a minute.
18:07He is going to do something.
18:09He is moving.
18:11Do you think you should do something?
18:14Do you think you should do something?
18:15Wait a minute.
18:18Let's cover our eyes.
18:22Do you think you should do something?
18:25I don't know what will happen to the entertainer.
18:28The entertainer's spirit was blown up.
18:36I'm panicking.
18:37This happens to entertainers.
18:39I'm panicking.
18:40The entertainer.
18:42He took the glasses.
18:43He took the glasses.
18:44He took the glasses.
18:45He took the glasses.
18:46He took the glasses.
18:48He is coming suddenly.
18:50He is coming suddenly.
18:52Can I take it off?
18:53No.
18:53Does the studio think I'm taking it off?
18:57It's too sudden.
18:58Should I take it off?
18:59He's thinking about it.
19:00Cut.
19:01Should I take it off?
19:02I thought I was gonna take it off.
19:03I was about to take it off.
19:04What do you think?
19:06You're gonna take it off?
19:07Should I take it off?
19:08But there's no message for me to take it off.
19:09I don't know.
19:10What should I do?
19:11He's crying.
19:12I don't know.
19:13Should I take it off or not?
19:14You're gonna take it off.
19:16Here I go.
19:17Okay.
19:18Here I go.
19:20He's still thinking.
19:21What's going on over there?
19:25He's sleeping.
19:26He's really thinking.
19:29Ouch, ouch.
19:29Not yet, not yet.
19:31Ouch, ouch, ouch.
19:35Pervert, pervert.
19:36No.
19:39No.
19:40He's a pervert.
19:41He's a dangerous person.
19:42No.
19:44He's a pervert.
19:45This is not it.
19:47This is not it.
19:48This is not it.
19:50He's recording a lot of things.
19:52He's the guy who was locked in an auto lock in a hotel.
19:54That's not it.
19:56What's next, Nanu?
19:58I'm going to put a 3-punch mic on and play M-1's Debayashi.
20:03I'm going to see if he's going to play a joke on me.
20:06I'm going to do that now.
20:08I think he's going to do it now.
20:09He's going to do it now, he's going to do it now.
20:12Where is he going?
20:13Where is he going?
20:14Here.
20:15He's doing it here.
20:15Here.
20:16I see.
20:18I see.
20:18He's going there.
20:19I wonder if he'll notice.
20:21I see, I see, he's going there.
20:23Good, good.
20:24I wonder if he'll notice.
20:25You can do it now.
20:30Here he comes.
20:31He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
20:31Run, run, run, run.
20:32Watch out.
20:33Nice, nice.
20:33Simple.
20:35Oh, he's going to do it now, he's going to do it now.
20:36I wonder if he'll notice.
20:37I wonder if he'll notice.
20:39Mmm, center mic.
20:43He noticed.
20:44He noticed.
20:46Center mic.
20:48Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
20:50Here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
20:52He's scared.
20:54Hello, I'm Masayuka.
20:56Nice to meet you.
20:59I'm thinking of a new way to calculate.
21:00He's showing us.
21:02He's showing us.
21:04He's showing us.
21:04The way to calculate this is to show the numbers and show the numbers, and then calculate the total.
21:10He's doing it alone.
21:12I wonder if a normal staff member can pass through this.
21:15He's pretending to be a normal person.
21:17If it's 6 and 9, they're looking at each other, so...
21:26Oh no.
21:27He's a pervert.
21:32He's a pervert.
21:34Look, look.
21:36He's really depressed.
21:38Help me!
21:40I'm having a hard time!
21:42How about you, Wolf?
21:44Can you do it?
21:45Me?
21:46When he comes out, you'll be like, oh!
21:50The final challenge.
21:51What will happen to Miyamoto if Wolf Aron suddenly appears?
21:56What will happen to Miyamoto if Wolf Aron suddenly appears?
22:08They're both doing it.
22:11They're both doing it.
22:16What's going on?
22:18What's going on?
22:21What's going on?
22:22What's going on?
22:25I don't know.
22:26I don't know who Wolf is.
22:27He's really depressed.
22:29I don't know who Wolf is.
22:32From the sound of the M-1,
22:34he suddenly became a simple foreigner.
22:37He's a strong foreigner.
22:38He's a medalist.
22:41The number of people who liked Kamaikachi's T-BIRD
22:44surpassed 1.3 million.
22:47T-BIRD and Abe will continue to be missed.
22:51It's important, so once again,
22:53T-BIRD and Abe will continue to be missed.
22:55T-BIRD and Abe will continue to be missed.
23:00That's amazing.
23:02T-BIRD and Abe will continue to be missed.
23:05You said he was a simple foreigner, right?
23:08Because he's Wolf Aron.
23:11What are you talking about?
23:13I don't get it!
23:15That's not the spirit!
23:17It's not simple at all.
23:19Next week!
23:20Thank you for being born in Hamaie!
23:24Happy birthday, Hamaie!
23:26Happy birthday, Hamaie!
23:27Happy birthday!
23:28Happy birthday!