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00:00Oh
00:31I'm tired of feeling that TJ and I are having secret dates again and again.
00:38I'm now a legit ex-boyfriend, dear Ugie.
00:42But I don't know,
00:44we even have an ex-boyfriend, Apol.
00:50Ube Pai, hi!
00:53Hello Choco Pai, where are you?
00:55Are you okay?
00:58I'm on my way home.
01:01There's traffic.
01:03Is that so?
01:05I want to buy you something.
01:09Ube Pai, it's already late.
01:12Maybe it's already closed.
01:14But what do you want?
01:18What I want is,
01:20that woman's head,
01:22will you be able to handle it?
01:23Ube Pai, wait, just relax.
01:25Ube Pai?
01:26No, I want that woman's head.
01:29Are you scaring me?
01:31Hey, before I become a goat, you go first.
01:34That's just temporary.
01:36Hey, you're so naughty.
01:38You're so naughty.
01:40Here's the towel.
01:42Let me wipe it.
01:44You're so clean.
01:48Are you insulting me?
01:50Ube Pai!
01:51You're so naughty!
01:53You're so naughty!
01:55Ube Pai!
01:57You're so naughty!
01:59You're so naughty!
02:00I'm the one who's naughty?
02:01You're so naughty!
02:08What's your problem?
02:10You're buying whatever I'm buying.
02:12You're touching whatever I'm touching.
02:14You're so naughty.
02:16Wait, don't tell me that you're pregnant again.
02:19You're so naughty.
02:21You're like an animal.
02:22I'm a human being.
02:23I'm not like you.
02:25You're not like me.
02:26You're like an animal.
02:28You're so naughty.
02:29You don't have any manners.
02:32Respect is earned, not demanded.
02:35Oh,
02:37what did she say?
02:38I don't understand.
02:40Give me those squashes.
02:41I'll make some coconut milk.
02:42Esther,
02:43I've asked ID to cook for you.
02:44She said she'll cook coconut milk and squashes.
02:47Give me all of it.
02:48You're so naughty!
02:50You're buying whatever I'm buying.
02:53I'll cook for you.
02:54You're such a...
02:55Oh, cabbage?
02:56Squash?
02:58Give me all of it.
02:59Give me all of it.
03:00Give me all of it.
03:01Give me all of it.
03:02All of it?
03:04Ready?
03:05One, two, three.
03:06I'll do it.
03:07You can't do it.
03:09You can't do it.
03:10You're so beautiful.
03:11You can't do it.
03:18That's my son!
03:19He's not with a woman?
03:21He's with a woman?
03:22Did she leave you?
03:30Good to see you.
03:31I'm so happy.
03:37Did you miss me?
03:38Of course!
03:39You've been in America for 3 weeks.
03:41But I'm so happy that I'm with you.
03:43Of course!
03:44It's good that I'm always visible.
03:45If not,
03:46I might be too much.
03:50My son!
03:53I missed you.
03:55How are you?
03:56I'm fine.
03:57I'm just a bit tired.
03:58I had a lot of meetings.
04:00I met a lot of potential clients.
04:03I also attended a lot of conferences.
04:07Sir,
04:08I made Sinigang and Adobo.
04:10Do you want to eat?
04:11Yes, of course!
04:12I'm tired of Adobo.
04:14Come with me to the office later.
04:16Hey!
04:17What office?
04:19I have a lot of work.
04:20I left a lot of work there.
04:21I have to finish it.
04:22You might get sick.
04:24Yes.
04:25You're so hardworking.
04:26Take a rest first.
04:28No, not tonight.
04:29Take a rest first.
04:30Okay.
04:31I'll just text Janice.
04:33I'll just update her.
04:35Pepito, my friend!
04:37Yoohoo!
04:38How was the U.S.?
04:40It's here. Let's go inside.
04:41Pepito, my friend!
04:43I miss you so much.
04:44Don't you miss me?
04:45No, I don't.
04:46Why would I miss you?
04:47How did you know that I'm home?
04:49Robert told me.
04:50You're so stingy.
04:52Tommy is here.
04:53You can pay him later, sir.
04:55He just got home.
04:57Actually, now is the perfect time
04:59because you might have dollars left in your pocket money.
05:02That's what I mean.
05:04You want dollars?
05:05Yes!
05:07Baby, I'll take care of this.
05:09He wants dollars.
05:10No, no, no.
05:12I'll take care of this.
05:13I'll just send it to America.
05:15You can take care of that.
05:18Where are you going to take me for Christmas?
05:21Why me?
05:22Shouldn't you be the one asking me that?
05:25You know, I'm really free right now.
05:29Just now?
05:30Isn't that what you did to me last Christmas?
05:33I'm sorry if all I can give you is my love.
05:37I'm really sorry.
05:39Okay, fine.
05:41I just don't love you.
05:43Because of that,
05:45I thought that we're going to our favorite place
05:49after Christmas.
05:52What is it, Tommy?
05:55What is it?
05:56Tommy!
05:59Hi, Butch.
06:00What are you doing here?
06:01Are you still asking me that?
06:03I'm here to collect your debt.
06:05Didn't we agree that I'll pay you after Christmas?
06:10Didn't we agree that you'll pay me all of my debt
06:15before Christmas?
06:17We agreed that?
06:18Are you sure?
06:20It's just a small amount.
06:23Oh, you're short of 20,000 pesos.
06:26Let's make it 30,000 pesos.
06:27Including the interest.
06:2930,000 pesos?
06:30That's too high.
06:31That's illegal.
06:33Don't meddle in this.
06:34We agreed on this.
06:37I'll give you three days.
06:41Okay.
06:42If you don't pay me,
06:44you might end up in the hospital.
06:46Okay, okay.
06:48Three days.
06:49Give me three days.
06:50There.
06:52How about it?
06:53Merry Christmas, okay?
06:58Ah, I know the number four.
07:00What number four?
07:01Manang is already dispatched.
07:03Manang is already dispatched?
07:05He doesn't have a salary anymore?
07:06Why me?
07:07You're so mean to me, Madam.
07:10You can.
07:11Madam.
07:12Madam, please don't.
07:13Please don't.
07:14Okay.
07:15I have someone, Madam.
07:16Just a moment.
07:17Okay.
07:20So, this is the answer, right?
07:21Do you want me to remove it?
07:23You can pay for it.
07:25It's really me.
07:26I'll write it down.
07:28That's really the step number.
07:30Alice Manang.
07:32Alice Manang.
07:33Madam.
07:34Madam, please write it down.
07:36Okay.
07:38What's this?
07:46Oh, no.
07:47Demand Letter.
07:50From the Credit Card Collection Agency.
07:58Why me?
07:59Why me, too?
08:00Why me?
08:02Why me?
08:03Why me?
08:04They don't want me.
08:06Can I check your bag?
08:14Can I check your bag?
08:16Of course.
08:17You, too?
08:22There's no line here.
08:23Maybe some of you want to wait here
08:25so that you can get in right away.
08:27What?
08:28Let's not think about it.
08:29It's okay.
08:30It's okay for us to wait for a long time
08:32compared to other people who will check our bags.
08:35Wait.
08:36Aren't we going to check?
08:37Yes.
08:39Let's go.
08:40No.
08:41Let's go.
08:42Madam, we can't.
08:43It's hard for us to complain about harassment.
08:45I'm sorry that we don't have a lady guard available.
08:48Don't complain.
08:49It's okay.
08:50Let's go.
08:51Let me check.
08:52No, it's okay.
08:53Let's go.
08:54Let me check.
08:56Who are you?
08:59I'm a guard here.
09:01What?
09:02You're a liar.
09:03We don't know you.
09:04What do you mean I'm a liar?
09:05I'm wearing a uniform.
09:06I have a guard.
09:08Look at him.
09:09He's wearing a uniform.
09:10Yes.
09:11Guard, help.
09:12I'm a guard here.
09:13I'm a security guard.
09:14I'm a security guard here.
09:15Madam, you don't have to worry.
09:18Is that so?
09:19Yes.
09:20We don't see him often here.
09:21Let's go.
09:23Bye, guard.
09:24Bye, guard.
09:26Huh?
09:27Okay.
09:28He's embarrassing me.
09:30That's too much.
09:32He doesn't know me.
09:33I've been a guard here for 10 years.
09:35Right, my friend?
09:36What's that?
09:37I know him and his family.
09:40Do you want me to delete the video?
09:43There's no video.
09:44Let it be.
09:45Relax.
09:46He thought…
09:47He didn't mean it.
09:48It was just a coincidence.
09:49Oh, they have strawberries.
09:51Do you want some?
09:52Let's buy some.
09:53Do you want some?
09:55Wait, wait.
09:56I'm hungry.
09:57Wait, wait.
09:58Is there no free taste?
09:59Oh, my God.
10:00Be careful with the free tastes.
10:03He wants to taste everything for free.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:06That's not allowed.
10:08I heard that.
10:10That's what his ex-wife said.
10:13Bye.
10:14He's just fond of free tastes.
10:15Oh, my God.
10:16He's just fond of free tastes.
10:17He's just fond of free tastes.
10:18You're so sly.
10:19Are you sure that he's just fond of free tastes?
10:21He's just crazy.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:25Is that true?
10:27Is that true?
10:28No, it's not.
10:29It's not true.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:33That's what happened to Eva when she cheated, right?
10:35No, it's not.
10:36Good thing he didn't admit it.
10:38Yes, you're right.
10:40Oh, my God.
10:41Hey, you.
10:43Admit it.
10:45What should I admit?
10:46I'm just asking for free tastes.
10:49Wait.
10:50Why are you blushing?
10:51Oh, yes.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:53Oh, my God.
10:54What's happening?
10:55It's like he's dead.
10:57Oh, my God.
10:58Oh, my God.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:00He's not dead yet.
11:02Later,
11:03when we get the house.
11:05That's what we're talking about.
11:07Okay, I won't ask for free tastes anymore.
11:10I'll just give it to him.
11:11Oh, my God.
11:13No.
11:14He's not a cheater.
11:15He's not a cheater.
11:16He's not a cheater.
11:17He's not a cheater.
11:18Wait, wait.
11:19Don't make a fuss.
11:20You'll pay for everything, right?
11:21Yes.
11:22You'll pay for us?
11:23What do you mean?
11:24No, we'll pay for everything.
11:25Can I ask for free tastes?
11:27Yes.
11:28Yes.
11:29Yes.
11:30Yes.