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Cast:
Sergeant Horton: Jack Hunter
Written by: Michael Strauss
Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo

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Transcript
00:00By law, we're often not required to help you, even if you're being stabbed on the subway.
00:04Like Joseph Lizito, who in 2011 was stabbed on the subway while some of the NYPD just
00:11sort of watched, and when he sued the city, we got off scot-free.
00:16Legally, this means the police have no obligation to help you,
00:20especially when you're getting stabbed.
00:22This job really does come with an insane amount of immunity,
00:26even when we act like jerks and leave Joe bleeding on the ground.

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