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00:00License and registration, please.
00:02Approaching a vehicle can be a bit stressful.
00:05You don't know who you're pulling over,
00:07and as such, you might get freaked out.
00:09We'll have you ride along with a more experienced officer once or twice,
00:13but one day, you'll be on your own,
00:15and you might even realize that there's something fishy going on in the car.
00:19But you won't know what to do except call for backup,
00:22and arrest the guy, even if you don't have the best reason to do so.
00:26Highway patrol is a big part of our job, for some reason.
00:30I mean, it costs the taxpayers only $68 to $400 million,
00:34so we might as well have a heck of a lot of fun pulling you over for no reason,
00:38fishing for a ticket.
00:40We got quotas, after all.