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00:00Yoga belongs to the world. In fact, we have no business teaching it at all.
00:04However, it literally is our business and while all the things I'm doing have corresponding Indian derived Sanskrit names
00:11I have no idea what they mean
00:13So I might just call this one
00:15Cat pose because I think I look like a little cat and then we're gonna throw in some sit-ups because like I said
00:20I have no idea what I'm doing
00:23Once your body feels completely toned and rejuvenated
00:26You can clear your mind with several hours of meditation including three days of absolute noise celibacy
00:32Put that nasty little tongue away and stop talking. Stop thinking
00:36Just click the link in the description and start healing your dirty disturbed mind

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