If The Food Industry Was Honest #shorts #tbt #funny #meat #parody #comedy #youtubeshorts
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00:00In 1959, we identified an enzyme called transglutaminase, better known as meat glue.
00:08It's great at bonding protein and protein byproducts together.
00:12We use it to make your steak or chicken breast look like you want it to.
00:16It doesn't actually look like that, but in the end it's all poop anyway, so who cares?
00:22Transglutaminase is made from guinea pig liver.
00:26Look! Hot dogs in front of an American flag!
00:29We've also found ways to breed animals to grow larger, less healthy, and therefore tastier.
00:35For example, most factory-farmed turkeys are so bulky that they can't procreate themselves.
00:41Yes, someone had to manually facilitate turkey sex for me to be able to eat this.
00:47But look at this thing. It's huge!
00:50I love this thing. I feel like a Viking right now.