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00:00I've been waiting for you to say,
00:02I'm coming for you
00:04What's happening?
00:06Why did you become like that?
00:08I bought you tukod, girl.
00:10Why are you laughing?
00:12But it's good.
00:14You didn't go to the concert later, you bought 10 tickets.
00:16What's important is that I bought it.
00:22For those who watched the concert of Street Voice,
00:24you came early because
00:26there's salong pas,
00:28concent oil,
00:30and there's a dialysis later.
00:32We're really there,
00:34ready, medical.
00:36Of course, the fanbase
00:38will go to the concert of Street Voice.
00:40Oh my God,
00:42you were hoping,
00:44when you came in, I could smell it.
00:46Inside the venue,
00:48I could smell it.
00:50And you were asking for BP.
00:54Good luck, Kuys Wong.
00:56I'm so excited.
00:58Marina Summers,
01:00do you have a competition
01:02in the next few years?
01:04For now,
01:06I haven't thought about it yet.
01:08I'm focusing on
01:10different things,
01:12like vlogging.
01:14What does being a drag queen
01:16mean to you?
01:18For me,
01:20being a drag queen
01:22means
01:24you're showing your talent
01:26with what you have.
01:28You're showing your real beauty
01:30and your true self.
01:32They're also changing their unnudes.
01:34Yes.
01:36What about your makeup?
01:38What does that mean?
01:40Do you want a different character?
01:42No, it's different.
01:44It depends on what they want to express
01:46in that performance.
01:48Have you tried it?
01:50Yes.
01:52You won.
01:54I didn't join.
01:56I used to be a drag queen,
01:58but I was kicked out.
02:00Why?
02:02It's different.
02:04I went straight to the NBI.
02:06I asked them who I was going to get.
02:08Did you get a silver bracelet?
02:10Yes, and an anklet.
02:12An anklet with a circle.
02:14And a pictorial.
02:16But the background was orange.
02:18I wasn't happy.
02:20Congratulations, Arlon!
02:22Girl of Marina Summers at Quezon City!
02:24Yes!
02:26Let's find out what Madla has to say
02:28about contestant number one,
02:30Ryan and Aion!
02:32Thank you, Oki!
02:34Let's ask Madla people
02:36what their huddle is.
02:38Madla people!
02:40Kaluka or Kalukalike?
02:42Kaluka!
02:44Kalukalike!
02:46Kalukalike!
02:48Where are we?
02:50We're up there.
02:52So many people!
02:54Kalukalike!
02:56We're here.
02:58Hi!
03:00We're here.
03:02Welcome to Showtime!
03:04What's your name?
03:06Trovi.
03:08Shoutout to STA Kubaw!
03:10Back of 301!
03:12Hello, guys!
03:14Where are you from?
03:16What's the name of your school?
03:18STI Kubaw.
03:20STI Kubaw.
03:24You don't have classes today?
03:26No, we don't.
03:28That's why you're all here.
03:30Welcome to Showtime!
03:32Kalukalike is
03:34your huddle.
03:36You really believe in her.
03:38Yes, because I watched season 1
03:40and Marina Summers' body is similar to hers.
03:42Her face is like
03:44hers.
03:46Her make-up and charisma
03:48is like hers.
03:50She also talks a lot.
03:54She's a fan.
03:56You really watch her.
03:58That's why she knows.
04:00What's her talent?
04:02So-so.
04:04That's a high standard.
04:06So-so.
04:08Marina Summers is different.
04:10You're different.
04:12You're going to blow up.
04:14You're going to blow up.
04:16Blow up!
04:18Blow up!
04:20Blow up!
04:265, 6, 7, go!
04:36She's laughing.
04:38She's laughing but she's checking if the mic is on.
04:40She's checking if the mic is on.
04:42She's checking if the mic is on.
04:44What are you doing?
04:46She's laughing but she's checking if the mic is on.
04:48But Kubao's talent is different.
04:50It's true!
04:52I have a group of young people
04:54from Kubao. Their talent is different.
04:56They run fast
04:58and they have a cellphone.
05:00They run fast.
05:02Even if they don't have a charger, they can sell it fast.
05:04They're your friends.
05:06But they're not STL. They're from Kubao.
05:08They're from Kubao.
05:10In reality, there are a lot of them.
05:12In reality, right?
05:14That's our enemy in the real world.
05:16As they say,
05:18their rate is higher there.
05:20How about you?
05:22I have a friend who has a local like.
05:24I have a friend who has a local like.
05:26His name is Sasa Girl.
05:28Sasa Girl!
05:30Look at the camera.
05:32Sasa Girl!
05:34She has a blush on.
05:36Look at her.
05:38She has a blush on.
05:40Ryan, put your blush on.
05:42It's on my back.
05:44Don't do that.
05:46Don't do that.
05:48Sasa!
05:50Thank you!
05:52Thank you!
05:54Back to you, guys!
05:56Thank you so much, guys!
05:58Now, let's listen to the comments
06:00from Gerardo Gazzini.
06:02What's up,
06:04Madlove people!
06:06Hello, everyone!
06:08Good afternoon!
06:10Wow!
06:12As a drag...
06:16As a drag fan race...
06:18As a drag race fan,
06:20I really love
06:22the confidence.
06:24But I hope you maximize
06:26and maximize your performance.
06:28I'm waiting for
06:30the real stunts.
06:32Because that's what a performer does
06:34when they perform
06:36in a drag race.
06:38But nevertheless,
06:40you still fought hard.
06:42So, thank you and God bless!
06:44Thank you!
06:46Thank you so much,
06:48Gerardo Gazzini Ganados!
06:50Please give your hat to Rylon Gerna,
06:52the Marina Summers
06:54of Quezon City.
06:56Warning!
06:58Contestant No. 2, show us
07:00Show us!
07:02Show us!
07:30Shooting guard.
07:36Point guard.
07:40Ten times
07:42all-star Andy.
07:46My name is KJ Reyes.
07:50I'm James Harden
07:52of B-Boy.
07:54B-Boy.
07:56B-Boy.
07:58And
08:00B-Girl Matnok Sursugam.
08:28B-Boy.
08:30B-Boy.
08:32B-Boy.
08:34B-Boy.
08:36B-Boy.
08:38B-Boy.
08:40B-Boy.
08:42B-Boy.
08:44B-Boy.
08:46B-Boy.
08:48B-Boy.
08:50B-Boy.
08:52B-Boy.
08:54B-Boy.
08:56B-Boy.
08:58B-Boy.
09:00B-Boy.
09:02B-Boy.
09:04B-Boy.
09:06That's enough.
09:08Why is it enough?
09:10KJ Reyes, James Harden
09:12and Sursugam.
09:14Wow!
09:16Why is it enough?
09:18He wants to trip
09:20but he wants to be on TV.
09:22He wants to trip
09:24but he wants to be on TV.
09:26What you did
09:28is like
09:30a bat.
09:32It's like a bat.
09:34A bat.
09:36He cannot understand you
09:38because he's speaking English.
09:40Hi, James!
09:42Even he can't understand himself
09:44why he's doing this.
09:46Ask him first.
09:48Original step by James Harden.
09:50Original step by James Harden.
09:52Step by James Harden.
09:54Stay back!
09:56Stay back!
09:58Hello, James!
10:00Welcome to the Philippines!
10:02Hello!
10:04I'm fine. I'm good.
10:06He asked him first.
10:08Oggy can do
10:10the steps you did.
10:12Oggy can do it.
10:14Hey!
10:16Explain it to me.
10:18James Harden can shoot like that.
10:20How does he do it?
10:22It's like
10:24he's mixing something.
10:26Like that.
10:28He's one of the best shooting guard.
10:30He has a favorite
10:32like a serial.
10:34He's mixing something.
10:36When he shoots, he mixes something.
10:38He makes highlights.
10:40I have a question for you, James.
10:42Are you left-handed or right-handed?
10:44Right-handed.
10:46Where's your right?
10:48Where's your right?
10:50Right there.
10:52Right there.
10:54I like the right. Right there.
10:56What happened? I know that James Harden
10:58is left-handed. What happened?
11:02He's almost left-handed.
11:08Maskipop style.
11:10He's just going down the street
11:12to get bullets
11:14and new stuff.
11:16James Harden.
11:18How many bullets
11:20do you have in your group?
11:24It's like he's fighting the military.
11:26Okay.
11:28Is that real?
11:30Yeah.
11:32How long does it take?
11:34Chang, it has to be English.
11:36How many years will it take
11:38for you to grow that?
11:40Six years.
11:42How many years
11:44will it take to take a bat again?
11:46Two years.
11:48Two years.
11:50At least it's on schedule.
11:52James Harden, aside from playing basketball,
11:54what are your other
11:56interests?
11:58Eating and jogging.
12:00Eating and jogging.
12:02Do you eat and jog simultaneously?
12:04Yeah.
12:06How's his appendicitis?
12:08He eats and jogs at the same time.
12:10He eats and jogs at the same time.
12:12What do you enjoy more?
12:14Jogging or eating?
12:16Eating.
12:18My favorite food is
12:20Adobo.
12:22James Harden loves Adobo.
12:24How did you learn
12:26about Adobo?
12:28I have a trivia.
12:30It's a secret.
12:32My trivia.
12:34James Harden is half Filipino.
12:36Why?
12:38Half Filipino, half Chinese.
12:40Why is he half Chinese?
12:42Before, he's full Filipino.
12:44Oh, what happened?
12:46But the Chinese got the half.
12:48So, half Filipino, half Chinese.
12:50Okay.
12:52Why did you say that?
12:54My mom is from Bicol.
12:56And then my dad in Los Angeles, California.
12:58Is that true?
13:00Yeah.
13:02My mom's real name is
13:04Harden.
13:06My dad's real name is
13:08Nero.
13:10Harden Nero!
13:12Ah!
13:14Okay.
13:16He wants to be like that.
13:18On TV.
13:20On TV.
13:22That's what made me nervous.
13:24I said, gosh, I get it.
13:26Hahaha!
13:30Hahaha!
13:34So, when are you shooting for the
13:36next
13:38season of
13:40The Gods Must Be Crazy?
13:42He's an NBA player.
13:44The Gods Must Be Crazy.
13:46No, he's not.
13:48You're an NBA player, right?
13:50I'm James Harden of Kleppers.
13:52Kleppers.
13:54Kleppers.
13:56Sorry. You're tired.
13:58Nervous.
14:00We're sick and tired.
14:08Are you going to stay in the Klippers
14:10forever?
14:12What is the best NBA team?
14:14James Harden.
14:16What? James Harden.
14:18Team!
14:20Team!
14:22Why?
14:24James Harden is better than you.
14:26I'm nervous. I'm going to wear a brief.
14:28Why?
14:30He has one.
14:32It's good.
14:38He's making you dance.
14:40James Harden is a happy person.
14:42If this is your neighbor,
14:44even if you don't have food,
14:46you'll thank God.
14:48Why?
14:50Maybe you'll learn to count your blessings.
14:52Just be positive in life.
14:54Thank you, Lord.
15:04Thank you, Lord.
15:14You seem like you don't have any problem.
15:16No problem.
15:18Problem is no.
15:22James is a happy person.
15:24Problem is no.
15:26Why are you like that?
15:28Why are you like that?
15:30Seems like you don't have a problem.
15:32My problem is
15:34problem.
15:36All sorts of problems.
15:38That's the problem.
15:40I'm just talking to him.
15:42Sometimes, I don't get it.
15:44We should go straight to the parents.
15:46Do you have friends?
15:48Two friends.
15:50Two?
15:52Why?
15:54What?
15:56What is friendship?
15:58Friendship is gold.
16:00Friendship is gold?
16:02Friendship is gold.
16:04If friendship is gold,
16:06what is silver?
16:08Silver is
16:101 to 5.
16:121 to 5?
16:14Why is it 1 to 5?
16:16Is that the only value of silver?
16:18You know the value of silver?
16:209 to 5.
16:22This is what Tony said.
16:249 to 5.
16:26Do you have a girlfriend?
16:30Yeah.
16:32How come you're not sure?
16:34I'm not sure.
16:36Where's your girlfriend?
16:38I'm there.
16:40In there?
16:42How about out there?
16:44What's her name?
16:46Look, over there.
16:48Mrs. Harden.
16:50Mrs. Harden.
16:54Hello.
16:56Wow.
16:58So this is your girlfriend.
17:00That's why both of you
17:02had a bad life.
17:04Come here.
17:06I want to talk to you also.
17:08Let's go.
17:10Let's talk to your girlfriend.
17:14Wow.
17:16Full support.
17:18Wow.
17:22Madlang people.
17:24At this point, we can prove
17:26that even a tick-tock
17:28can make you fall in love.
17:30How is that?
17:32Wow.
17:34Wow.
17:36Wow.
17:40Wow.
17:42What's her name?
17:44Tita.
17:46What's her name?
17:48Queen Fiona.
17:50Queen Fiona from San Fernando, Pampanga.
17:52Queen Fiona from San Fernando, Pampanga.
17:54Queen Fiona from San Fernando, Pampanga.
17:56How many boobs did you have?
17:58A lot.
18:00Tick-tock.
18:02Yes.
18:04Wow.
18:06Wow.
18:08How long have you guys been together?
18:10Queen Fiona and James Harden.
18:14Yeah.
18:16Yeah.
18:18Your boobs have Wi-Fi.
18:20You should be recessing.
18:22Your boobs have Wi-Fi.
18:24The other one has Bluetooth.
18:26Two in one.
18:28How long have you been together?
18:32I don't know.
18:34But he told us
18:36that you are the love of his life.
18:38So, Harden, come on.
18:40Tell us. How long have you been together?
18:42I don't know.
18:44You told us she was the love of your life.
18:46That's why we called her.
18:48You made two...
18:50Yeah.
18:52You did like that.
18:54It's like you want to propose.
18:56How will you do it?
18:58Yeah.
19:00Let's go, Harden.
19:02Oh!
19:04It's like a shooting guard.
19:06You look like someone who can buy
19:08Chendicitas.
19:10How are you going to propose?
19:12Queen Fiona.
19:14What are you going to say?
19:16What's your name?
19:18She's going to propose.
19:20My name is Queen Fiona.
19:22Who's your dentist?
19:24Who's your dentist?
19:28So, which is better?
19:30Toothpick or dental floss?
19:32Which is better?
19:34Toothpick or dental floss?
19:36Nothing.
19:38Nothing?
19:40But is she beautiful?
19:42Yeah.
19:44Is she handsome?
19:46Look at him.
19:48He's so excited.
19:50But do you remember
19:52the last time you kissed her?
19:54She's still blushing.
19:56She's still blushing.
19:58She's still laughing.
20:00Queen Fiona.
20:02Do you find him hot?
20:04He thinks you're beautiful.
20:06How about him?
20:08Do you find him hot?
20:10Is he hot?
20:12Yeah, he's hot.
20:14Is he your type?
20:16He's your type?
20:18No.
20:20You're not her type.
20:22Does it hurt?
20:24Hurt.
20:26Oh, hurt.
20:28So, who is your type?
20:30What is your type?
20:32Oh, it's Darren.
20:36Who is better looking?
20:38You or Darren?
20:40Darren.
20:42You're dead.
20:44It's us who will meet Queen Fiona.
20:46Nice to meet you.
20:48Your fans are excited.
20:50Why don't you fight for her?
20:58My
21:00babes
21:02is Darren.
21:04Why did you introduce me to her?
21:06You're her baby.
21:08That's why she considers you as her baby.
21:10Fiona, do you have a crush on Darren?
21:12Go ahead.
21:14Oh!
21:16Go ahead.
21:18His talent is amazing.
21:20He can break a straw.
21:22How?
21:26He can break a straw.
21:28His talent is amazing.
21:30Fiona is Darren.
21:32Nice to meet you, Queen Fiona.
21:36Do you want to hug Darren?
21:38Yes.
21:40For me,
21:42Darren
21:44is shy.
21:46He's shy.
21:48Thank you, Queen Fiona.
21:52You're a fool.
21:54You don't want to propose to Fiona.
21:56Fiona is beautiful.
21:58Yes.
22:00Do you want to greet your fans?
22:02Yes, I greet my fans.
22:04Of course,
22:06I greet my fans
22:08I greet my fans.
22:10Shout out to my fans.
22:14Thank you very much.
22:16Jesse K.J. Reyes and James Harden.
22:18Now, we will know the hottest
22:20contestant number 2
22:22from M.C. Atlassi.
22:24Thank you, Darren.
22:26What is the hottest contestant?
22:28It's the people.
22:30It's the crazy people.
22:32Let's raise our hands.
22:34It's like a party.
22:36It's like a party.
22:38Who is the hottest contestant?
22:40Who is the hottest contestant?
22:42Here we go.
22:44Let's find the hottest contestant.
22:46Who is the loudest?
22:48Who is the loudest?
22:52He's the hottest contestant.
22:56Hold this.
22:58He looks like he's selling a motorbike without a license.
23:00Hold this.
23:02What's your name?
23:04James Key.
23:06James?
23:08James E.
23:10I'm just missing a few letters.
23:12James E.
23:14What did you say?
23:16Why is James Harden crazy?
23:18He's crazy.
23:20He's crazy.
23:22He's crazy.
23:24I'm crazy too.
23:26His English is okay.
23:28How is it?
23:30It's not good.
23:32It means you're good at English.
23:34I don't know.
23:36I don't know.
23:38Do you have a message for James?
23:40I have a message for James.
23:42English.
23:44You didn't know, right?
23:46I believe.
23:48I believe.
23:50I don't know how to speak English.
23:52But he really looks like him.
23:54If you were an artist,
23:56who would you look like?
23:58Blackjack.
24:02Why do you look like that?
24:04Because it's Christmas, right?
24:06Santa Claus.
24:08You look like Santa Claus.
24:10When I eat,
24:12I dip it in the sauce.
24:14It's hard to clean.
24:16It's like you're wearing dirty clothes.
24:18You're like this because of your beard.
24:20It's true.
24:22Thank you so much.
24:24Back to you, guys.
24:26Thank you, MC Anlassy.
24:28Let's listen to the comments
24:30from Daddy Corpus,
24:32Madna People,
24:34Rock and Roll!
24:40Alright.
24:42James Harden,
24:44it's good that you're here
24:46because I'm a fan of NBA.
24:48Me and Juggie.
24:50James Harden is our favorite.
24:52What I want from you is
24:54you're not KJ.
24:56Your name is KJ
24:58but your attitude is amazing.
25:00You're still a gamer.
25:02Everything you do,
25:04you do it.
25:06And your dance moves,
25:08you don't have a partner
25:10because you don't have a choreographer.
25:12That's why it's good.
25:14If I have a partner,
25:16don't ever change the way you are forevermore.
25:18Okay?
25:20Stay the same.
25:22Your attitude is amazing
25:24but the pace is not very convincing for me.
25:26I like you, buddy.
25:28Stay positive and happy always.
25:30Alright?
25:56you