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00:30Je suis Nihilus, le Sandman. Votre rêve vous donne la clé.
00:34Oui, je suis Nihilus, le Sandman. Les rêves dépendent de vous.
00:41Le Sandman
00:53Alors, laissez-moi voir...
00:56Trouver l'horloge doit être un processus simple et déductif de connecter les images de rêve correctes pour révéler...
01:03que l'horloge peut être n'importe où.
01:06Hey, Sherlock! Bonjour à mon nouveau chapeau de chance!
01:09Je le porte à Bingo ce soir!
01:10Oh, s'il vous plaît! J'essaie de comprendre ce map!
01:29Alors, regardez ce qui s'est passé!
01:32Oh, Frantic! Vous avez une idée du genre de monnaie que Beanie m'a envoyée, Buster?
01:37Nihilus, votre bouboule, votre détective, abandonnez-vous!
01:41Il y a quelque part, l'horloge est perdue pour toujours,
01:44s'écrasant jusqu'à ses dernières graines de sable.
01:47Très bientôt, il n'y aura plus de rêves, et pas de vous!
01:55Nihilus, regarde!
01:57C'est l'horloge! Son signal d'accueil indique ce rêveur.
02:01L'unique qui rêve, c'est toi!
02:08Oh! J'aimerais que tu arrêtes de faire ça!
02:21J'ai un rendez-vous environnemental demain jusqu'à 5h30.
02:24Après ça, je suis libre si tu veux faire quelque chose.
02:27Comme quoi?
02:28Comme peut-être boire, c'est libre demain.
02:30D'accord.
02:33Je ne sais pas.
02:35J'ai juste pensé que ça allait être un peu amusant,
02:37puisqu'on n'a pas beaucoup passé la journée ensemble.
02:42Elle est tellement cool!
02:44C'est vrai, elle est cool.
02:46Salut, Thère!
02:47Salut, Amy.
02:48Tu veux aller nager demain?
02:51S'il te plaît, je veux pas que ça te frappe les cheveux.
02:54Je sais ce que tu veux dire.
02:56Mais, je veux dire...
02:58Certaines personnes n'ont pas envie de voir comment elles se sentent.
03:00Je pense que je vais me tordure un peu plus.
03:03Je sais ce que tu peux utiliser.
03:06C'est un bon traitement de conditionnement.
03:08Et tu sais quoi? Je sais juste où le trouver.
03:33C'est ça!
03:34Traitement de conditionnement?
03:35C'est parfait pour tes cheveux.
03:3612 dollars?
03:40Ça a l'air bon, ça coûte du monde.
04:02Tu sais quoi? Ça te verrait vraiment mignon.
04:05Thère, je devrais faire du bébé pendant un mois pour payer pour ça.
04:09Oui, je sais, mon loyer est vraiment pathétique aussi.
04:12Mais tu devrais essayer.
04:13Qu'est-ce qu'il y a? Je n'y peux pas l'afforder.
04:15Regarde-la de cette façon, tu ne peux pas l'afforder non plus.
04:33Excusez-moi.
04:34Bonjour.
04:35Est-ce qu'il y a quelque sorte de compétition?
04:37C'est une compétition d'achats pour 500 dollars.
04:41Comment je peux entrer?
04:43Tu dois faire un achat pour entrer.
04:46Je l'ai fait!
04:47Regarde!
04:48Traitement de conditionnement de papillons chauds.
04:5012 dollars!
04:53Je vais vous donner tout ça.
05:03Pour un moment limité, ce magnifique ronfleur peut être ton!
05:08Le seul ronfleur que je veux c'est un appel de téléphone du mal,
05:11qui me dit que je veux une compétition.
05:13Oui, appelle maintenant et achète ce circonium authentique pour juste 24,98 $ par mois.
05:19Mais si quelqu'un a déjà acheté ce veste?
05:21Quelqu'un a déjà acheté ce veste?
05:36Qui aurait pensé que la chaîne d'achat pourrait être tellement captivant?
05:40Je commençais à penser qu'elle n'allait jamais dormir.
05:51Hello, I'm...
05:53This could be the mall. Hello?
05:55Amy? Amy Chan?
05:57Yes, yes, that's me. I'm Amy.
05:59Congratulations, Amy.
06:02Because you are the lucky winner of the incredibly awesome, awesomely incredible shopping spree!
06:22I can't believe it!
06:24I actually won a $500 shopping spree!
06:28$500?
06:30There must be some mistake.
06:33The contest was for $500,000,000!
06:38I can't spend $500,000,000 all by myself, just me?
06:43Keep an eye on her, Stella.
06:46We'll be absolutely delighted to help!
06:52Hey girl, whatever you're looking for, I got it here for you.
06:56Hey girl, here's the sale of the century, spend an hour or two.
07:00I've got bargains in the basement, I've got bargains by the store.
07:04And once you step inside the place, you'll never wanna leave the store.
07:08I'm gonna shop till I drop, and it's never gonna be enough.
07:13And I won't ever stop, as long as I can get more stuff.
07:18I'm gonna shop till I drop, and it's never gonna be enough.
07:22And I won't ever stop, as long as I can get more stuff.
07:26And I'll shop till I drop, I can't believe my luck.
07:30As long as I can find another thing to buy, I'm never ever gonna stop.
07:35Look here, one of a kind, they're due for the price of one.
07:39Oh now dear, who would have thought that combos could be such fun?
07:43Satisfaction guaranteed
07:45I'm gonna shop till I drop
07:47And it's never gonna be enough
07:49And I won't ever stop
07:51As long as I can get more stuff
07:53Yes I'll shop till I drop
07:55I can't believe my luck
07:57As long as I can find
07:59Another thing to buy
08:01I'm never ever gonna stop
08:03Free tennis lessons with every purchase
08:05With yours truly
08:07Join now and receive as a special introductory offer
08:09The complete works of Easy Money
08:11and their credit cards
08:13Spend! Spend! Spend!
08:15But remember, you only have
08:17two hours
08:27Better get started
08:29After all, time flies
08:45Time runs, you fatuous fop!
08:47Runs out, that is!
08:55I'll take it! I'll take it! I'll take it!
08:57I say, isn't this a rather large wardrobe for one person?
09:01Pick out something for yourself. My treat!
09:03This one would be absolutely stunning on you!
09:05Fer's going to think this is so cool!
09:07I'll take three of them!
09:09I'm not sure that it's really me
09:11Nor me
09:13Nor me
09:15I'd rather like it
09:17Now let's see
09:19That comes to
09:21$98,000.29
09:27Thank you!
09:33Come again!
09:35How am I going to carry all this stuff?
09:37Perhaps a friend of mine could be of service
09:43You rang?
09:45Cool! You sure you don't mind?
09:51I believe this is a case of
09:53Mind over matter
09:55Mind over matter
09:57If you don't mind, it doesn't matter
10:03Clock's ticking, you soporific sucker!
10:07According to my calculations
10:09We've got roughly
10:11$490,000,000 left to spend!
10:15Would you ever take a few hundred thousand?
10:17Perhaps a strategy would be in order
10:21Great idea! We'll make shopping lists!
10:23I haven't even started buying stuff
10:25For my birthday yet!
10:27And Pearl would love a new hat!
10:29Under the Jean, $49
10:31Some lucky hat!
10:33I haven't had a bingo all night!
10:35Let's split up and meet back here
10:37In half an hour
10:39Remember, buy till you fry!
10:47I'll take ten of those
10:49And twenty of those
10:51I'll take all of these!
10:53My, you do have an exquisite sense of style
10:57I'm glad she's got some kind of sense
11:01The kitchen sink
11:03I might have known
11:07We've got super deals
11:09And fabulous deals
11:11You have everything to gain
11:13You think our intellects
11:15Is a bit suspect
11:17Because our prices are insane
11:19We're doing it to you for you
11:21Don't pay today, just lay away
11:23We'll collect in a year or two
11:25With interest
11:27So I'll shop till I drop
11:29And it's never gonna be enough
11:31And I won't ever stop
11:33As long as I can buy more stuff
11:35Yes, I'll shop till I drop
11:37I can't believe my luck
11:39As long as I can find another thing to buy
11:41I'm never ever gonna stop
11:49How to choose
11:53Your skin's as smooth as porcelain
11:57And my back's as broke as peanut brittle
12:03I'm wiped
12:05And I'm wilting
12:07I'm done
12:09And I've found just the thing for Pearl
12:11I do hope she likes it
12:13That's it?
12:15You've been shopping for an hour
12:17And that's all you bought?
12:19Well, it wasn't as easy a decision
12:21As one may have thought
12:23This is terrible
12:25We've got over 400 million left to spend
12:27And only an hour left to spend it
12:29We need help
12:31We need Farrah
12:33The world's greatest shopper
12:35We're saved
12:37Farrah, Farrah, I need your help
12:39Remember, looking good costs money
12:43Looking good costs money
12:45Of course
12:47Are you sure about this, Amy?
12:49There's one thing Farrah knows about
12:51It's how to blow a lot of money in a hurry
12:53Have a seat
12:55But we're running out of time
12:57Maybe you're right
12:59I'll skip the conditioning treatment
13:01No, no, no, no, no, darling
13:03You can't skip the conditioning treatment
13:05Look at these split ends
13:07Far too much blow-drying
13:09I have something absolutely fantastic
13:11I know your hair is going to eat up
13:13Is it expensive?
13:15Sinfully
13:17A secret blend of caviar and truffles
13:19I'll take it
13:21And one for my friend Niles too
13:23Make mine to go
13:25With a cappuccino and biscuit please
13:27It might get a little peckish later
13:29Be back in half a mo
13:33Now let me see
13:35Oh yes, this should do the trick
13:39What's taking her so long?
13:41Farrah's right about this place being expensive
13:43But there's only 20 minutes left in the contest
13:45We have to keep spending
13:47Right then, love
13:49One caviar and truffle treatment coming up
13:51Sorry, no time
13:53But here, I'll pay for it anyway
13:55Oh no, no, no, darling
13:57I wouldn't dare of it
13:59Sorry, gotta go
14:01I insist, really, you must have the treatment
14:03Hey, what gives?
14:05Might I suggest a little hot air?
14:07Stand back
14:09I'm not afraid to use this
14:11You wouldn't dare
14:13Oh yes I would
14:19You're all rats
14:23What kind of a thing is that to say to someone?
14:25After all
14:27People who live in glass houses
14:33This shopping spree stinks
14:35It's too weird
14:37It's a good suggestion
14:39Should have read the fine print
14:41Stop it, Lou
14:43I never wanted most of that stuff anyway
14:45My pleasure
14:51My word
14:53A veritable shopping frenzy
14:55They can have it
14:59Let's find the exit
15:01Going somewhere?
15:03Yeah, home
15:05You can keep your money and your job
15:13Such a delightful sense of humour
15:17But nobody leaves the mall
15:19Until all the money is spent
15:23And nobody ever spends
15:25All the money in time
15:29All winners of the shopping spree
15:31Or should I say losers
15:39Remember Amy
15:41What matters is how you look
15:43This is horrible
15:45Vera, what's happening?
15:47According to the clock
15:49There are still five minutes left in the contest
15:51Come on Alice, Lou
15:53Let's kick some butts
15:55I sure don't like the sound of that
15:57Neither do I
15:59Neither do I
16:25Stop!
16:27Stop!
16:29Stop!
16:31Stop!
16:33Stop!
16:35Stop!
16:37Stop!
16:39Stop!
16:41Stop!
16:43Stop!
16:45Stop!
16:47Stop!
16:49Stop!
16:51Stop!
16:53Stop!
16:55Stop!
16:57Stop!
16:59Stop!
17:01Stop!
17:03Stop!
17:05Stop!
17:07Stop!
17:09Stop!
17:11Stop!
17:13Stop!
17:15Stop!
17:17Stop!
17:19Stop!
17:21Hmm, perhaps you could return an item
17:23The pink flamingos
17:25That should cover it
17:29No refunds
17:31No returns
17:37No! No!
17:39This isn't happening
17:41No! No!
17:43No! No!
17:45No!
17:47No!
17:49This is your last chance to order the fabulous zirconium ring
18:03Supplies are limited so don't be disappointed
18:07I don't think so
18:09Hello?
18:11Jenny! Hi!
18:13Listen
18:15I did?
18:17Oh, thanks
18:19I'll get it for me tomorrow
18:21You still want to go swimming, right?
18:23I mean, just you and me
18:31But what?
18:33What?
18:35What?
18:37But what about my hat?
18:39My apologies, Pearl
18:41In the confusion, I must have left it behind with all the other
18:43Useless junk
18:45Quite
18:47Now, if my guess is correct
18:49Amy's dream should have revealed another signal
18:51From the dream dust
18:55Come in
18:57Telegram for Nihlus the Sandman
18:59Oh, really? How exciting
19:01Give up!
19:03You'll never find it!
19:05Oh!
19:07No tip for him!
19:09Now, where was I?
19:11Aha!
19:13Hmm, yes
19:15I see
19:17Nihlus, my man
19:19If the suspense don't kill us
19:21The boredom will
19:23Oh, quite
19:25I believe I've found something
19:27Have a look
19:29I distinctly remember meeting that little fellow in Amy's dream
19:31Bullseye, poopy!
19:33That hourglass puts out
19:35Some crazy vibes
19:37Well, if it's trying to tell us where to find it
19:39Why don't it just spell it out?
19:41It is spelling it out, Pearl
19:43In the only language it knows
19:45The language of dreams
19:47Sooner or later, the clues will tell us where to look
19:49I only hope
19:51It's sooner than later
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