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00:00We're going to have the 5th match with Sand-Ichiman!
00:03Alright, let's do this!
00:05In the first match, Sand won the crane game using Tomizawa's favorite charger.
00:11Go, go, go!
00:12He's strong as I thought.
00:14In the 2nd match, Tomizawa's combination was...
00:18C!
00:19No way!
00:21Sand won!
00:23You're just trying to increase Sand's sensitivity.
00:28In order to reach the top of the comedy world,
00:31Chidori and Sand-Ichiman will have the 5th match!
00:35It's finally decided!
00:42TV Chidori
00:46In the 3rd match...
00:48Manzai-ko!
00:50It's been a while since we did Manzai-ko.
00:52Stop, stop!
00:53Don't stop the episode talk!
00:55Elbow weightlifting!
00:57I wonder if that's true.
00:59When you think of Tomizawa-san,
01:01you hold the bag with your elbow, right?
01:03Like this, right?
01:05This part is strong, so...
01:07This is a show of respect for Tomizawa-san.
01:10No matter what, Chidori wants to surpass Tomizawa's elbow.
01:14I see, I see.
01:15How many 2kg paper bags can he hold from his elbow?
01:20Let's start with 2kg.
01:22Please!
01:23Let's think about where to put it.
01:25If we put it at the tip...
01:27Is it heavy?
01:28This is the bag for Kashimaya's thin dumplings.
01:30Ah, it's true.
01:32Ready, set...
01:33Now, it's separated.
01:35Ah, this is fine.
01:36Daigo-san is a bit...
01:38He's a bit wobbly.
01:40That's fast!
01:41Is it heavy?
01:42It might be heavy.
01:43Isn't it bad?
01:44No, it's still fine.
01:45My hands are shaking.
01:46It's fine.
01:47Wait, isn't it smooth?
01:48There are so many.
01:49Now, the 2nd bag.
01:51After that, 4kg.
01:536kg.
01:56Both of them didn't move an inch.
01:58Now, 10kg.
02:00Ready, set...
02:01Ah, it's still fine.
02:03I don't know why, but my hands are shaking.
02:06Why are your hands shaking?
02:08I know, I know.
02:09Daigo-san is amazing.
02:11He's sexy.
02:14He's sexy.
02:15I'm sorry.
02:16Please, Tenka-san!
02:17Ready, set...
02:1812kg!
02:20It's heavy.
02:21Tomizawa-san said it's heavy for the first time.
02:2312kg is heavy.
02:25I think I'm going to quit.
02:26You can't.
02:27You can't.
02:28I want to do it again.
02:29I want to do it again.
02:30I want to do it again.
02:32If I lose, I'm going to quit.
02:35It's fine.
02:36If I lose, I'm going to do it again.
02:38That's the worst way to think.
02:397 bags.
02:4014kg.
02:4114kg.
02:42Go, Daigo!
02:43Ready, set...
02:44He's got guts!
02:45He's got guts!
02:46He's a man!
02:47He's a man, Daigo-san!
02:48He's amazing.
02:49Go, Tenka-chan!
02:50You've been doing this for 25 years.
02:53If I lose...
02:54If I lose...
02:55You're not moving.
02:56If I lose, I'm not going to do it again.
02:58You're not moving.
02:59You're not moving.
03:00You're not moving.
03:01You're not moving.
03:02You're holding it with your body.
03:03You're not moving.
03:04You're not moving.
03:05Left hand.
03:06I'm going to change my hand.
03:07No, no, you can do one more.
03:08No, I'm going to die.
03:13You're not going to lose if you do it a little more.
03:16That's a talk!
03:20That's a talk!
03:42Well, there you have it.
03:44I didn't know.
03:45I didn't know.
03:46I didn't know that I had to take a break.
03:49Okay, let's go for another one.
03:50Okay, let's go.
03:51All right, let's go for another one.
03:53What's going on?
03:54What's the problem?
03:55Now, this is 8 bags.
03:57One, two.
03:58This is 16 kilos.
04:00Come on.
04:01No, I'll do it.
04:02No, no, no.
04:03Let's do it.
04:03No, no, no, no.
04:04Wait, wait, wait.
04:05I'm holding it.
04:06I'm holding it.
04:07Let's do it.
04:07Okay.
04:08Okay.
04:09Wait, wait, wait.
04:10No, no, no.
04:11I'm holding it.
04:12I'm holding it.
04:12I'm holding it.
04:13I'm holding it.
04:14No, no, no, no.
04:14Both of you are going down.
04:17I won.
04:18I won.
04:19I won.
04:19All right, I won, I won.
04:20What do you think of this?
04:21It's a replay.
04:22Replay, replay.
04:23Let's do a replay.
04:24That's the last one?
04:24Yes, yes.
04:25You put the last bag on, right?
04:26You put it on, right?
04:27I put it on.
04:28It's not moving.
04:28It's not moving.
04:30It's an angle.
04:30Daigo, it's a great angle.
04:32From here.
04:32This pressure will definitely go down somewhere.
04:35If it goes down even for a moment, it's over.
04:38Put it down and take a break.
04:39Oh.
04:40Hey.
04:41He's doing it.
04:42He's doing it.
04:43He's holding it.
04:44He's doing it.
04:45He's holding it.
04:47I don't understand that rule.
04:48You'll understand if you do it.
04:49No, no, no.
04:50Just tell me that rule.
04:51Which one?
04:52You can't hold it from there.
04:53Which one?
04:54After this, Tommy will go down.
04:56No, that's not the time for that.
04:59You're answering right away.
05:00He's taking one of them.
05:02Look, look.
05:02It went down.
05:03It's here.
05:04It's not here.
05:06It's not here.
05:08Tommy went down a lot.
05:10It's here.
05:11Is it okay to hold it like this?
05:13I'm sorry.
05:13I didn't follow the rules properly.
05:15Oh, I see.
05:16No, no, no.
05:17Anyone can tell if they see it.
05:18What do you think?
05:19Why did you do that?
05:20What was that?
05:21That was a draw.
05:23Are you out of your mind?
05:26You're wearing a suit and you're saying that?
05:27Are you out of your mind?
05:29I'm sorry.
05:29Are you serious?
05:31He's from Qatar.
05:34He's playing with Qatar's country.
05:36He's playing with the Middle East.
05:38So, the third match was a draw.
05:40The fourth match is 2 points if he wins.
05:43Let's go for the manzai.
05:44Okay, let's go.
05:46Go, go.
05:46Manzai, come on.
05:48You have a great sense of humor.
05:49Go, go, go.
05:50You have a great sense of humor.
05:53Come on, come on.
05:53Which one is the impersonator?
05:54Which one is the most impressive?
05:55Which one is the episode?
05:56Manzai.
05:57Go for it.
05:57Go for it.
05:59Amesby Carton Tower.
06:02Amesby Carton Tower.
06:03It was spinning.
06:05The first one to see it will come.
06:07No, no.
06:08Speaking of Tomizawa, Amesby Carton Tower is in the back.
06:11Why is it so expensive?
06:12He's a familiar person.
06:13It's a showdown using Amesby.
06:15Okay.
06:17The one who piles up Amesby Carton Tower higher wins.
06:21Now, let's start with the sand team.
06:25Is that so?
06:26Why?
06:26Go ahead.
06:26It's okay.
06:27Please go ahead.
06:27I'll let you go first.
06:29That's right.
06:29If you fall, it's over.
06:32That's right.
06:32If you pile them up alternately and fall first,
06:35your team will lose.
06:37Do you understand what you're saying?
06:38That's right.
06:39You're not supposed to go first.
06:40I don't have to pile up Amesby, right?
06:41If you fall first, you don't have to pile up Amesby.
06:45That's right.
06:46That's amazing.
06:47That's weird.
06:48That's weird.
06:49I'm already piled up.
06:51Then, one at a time.
06:52Now, let's start with the sand team.
06:55First, the first one.
06:56Please go ahead.
06:57Is it the first one?
06:59Okay.
07:00You can't move it anymore.
07:02Okay.
07:02It's okay.
07:03That's not good.
07:04Let's make it the last one.
07:05Fairly.
07:06Our Daigo is shaking his hand because he's drunk.
07:10Daigo, you chose the first one.
07:12Yes, I can go straight here.
07:13This is a good maintenance.
07:17Next, the second one.
07:20Okay.
07:21He put it down cleanly.
07:22Meanwhile, the Chidori team...
07:26The second one is a success.
07:28The third one.
07:30The vinyl is a little slippery.
07:33It's small.
07:34He put it down cleanly.
07:35It's a little slippery.
07:36The next one will be the last one.
07:38It's quite difficult.
07:42The third and the fourth one.
07:44If I can put this on, I'll probably win.
07:46He's shaking his hand.
07:48His hand is shaking.
07:51Are you okay?
07:52Who said he was shaking his hand?
07:54Don't make him shake his hand again.
07:55He's shaking his hand.
07:57I hate my parents for doing this to me.
08:01He's shaking his hand.
08:01He's shaking his hand.
08:02He's shaking his hand.
08:03He's shaking his hand.
08:04He's shaking his hand.
08:05The third carton.
08:07He's shaking his hand.
08:09He's shaking his hand.
08:12Okay, he's safe.
08:14Let's move on to the fourth one.
08:16If I can put this on, I'll probably win.
08:18The fourth one might be the most difficult one.
08:20That's true. The fourth one might be the most difficult one.
08:21That's true.
08:24How is it?
08:25He did it!
08:26He did it!
08:27He did it!
08:28No, no, no.
08:29It's still okay.
08:30What are you doing?
08:31It's still okay.
08:32Don't give up.
08:33It's close.
08:34How about this?
08:35He touched it.
08:36No, no, no.
08:38Hurry up.
08:39Hurry up.
08:40Hurry up.
08:41Hurry up.
08:42Hurry up.
08:43He's like a wild cat.
08:45Hurry up.
08:47There are four cartons.
08:48No, you can't.
08:49You're hiding it with a thick body.
08:51You're hiding it with a thick body.
08:53I'm not doing anything.
08:54Go ahead.
08:55If I can put it on, I'll probably win.
08:58No, you can't.
08:59I'll watch you next time.
09:01No, not at all.
09:03Team Chidori's fourth round.
09:06This is important.
09:12Don't let go of it.
09:15This went smoothly.
09:18But this is off.
09:20Let's go.
09:21Look at it.
09:22Look at it properly.
09:23I'll look at it from this side.
09:24There's a light.
09:25I'll look at it from this side.
09:26There's a light.
09:27There's a light.
09:28I'm looking at it from this side.
09:29It's thick.
09:32There's a light.
09:34The fifth round.
09:36It's a little off.
09:38On top of that...
09:40It's shaking.
09:42Don't touch it.
09:44What are you doing?
09:46It's dangerous.
09:48Let go of it there.
09:50Let go of it there.
09:52Did you let go of it?
09:53Yes, I let go of it.
09:58Are you letting go of your hand now?
10:02I'm letting go.
10:04I'm letting go.
10:05Wait a minute.
10:06I definitely want to win.
10:11It's on.
10:12Hurry up.
10:13Let's go.
10:14You'll win if you fall.
10:15You lost.
10:16No, no.
10:17Higher.
10:18To the right.
10:19What's wrong?
10:20Your hand...
10:21It's shaking.
10:22Don't touch it.
10:23It's shaking.
10:24You're losing balance.
10:26The sand fell.
10:28It's off.
10:31Did it hit?
10:32It did, right?
10:33Now, the foot...
10:34It's off.
10:35You're losing if you fall first.
10:37No, no.
10:38You're losing if you fall first.
10:39You took the foot off, right?
10:41I didn't.
10:42I didn't.
10:43Nobody took the foot off.
10:44What?
10:45Let's check on the VTR if Nobu is kicking.
10:48Is that Nobu's right toe?
10:51He said it, but it's not.
10:53Tommy, did you hit your shoulder?
10:55Tommy?
10:56No, no, no.
10:58It's shaking.
11:01It's shaking.
11:03Nobu's foot isn't moving.
11:05It's not moving.
11:06It's not moving.
11:07Neither is Chikurin.
11:09He's taking the foot off.
11:10Why is he taking the foot off?
11:12Okay.
11:13The winner is Team Chidori.
11:16I'm upset.
11:17I won.
11:18How many points?
11:19Two points.
11:20Two points.
11:21After four rounds, it's a tie of two to two.
11:24It's the final round.
11:26Let's go.
11:27Start.
11:28Manzai or comedy.
11:29Yes.
11:30Let's do it.
11:31Let's do it.
11:32Let's decide with this.
11:33It's a tie of two to two.
11:34It's a tie of two to two.
11:35Manzai?
11:36It doesn't matter in the end.
11:37Let's do it.
11:38Manzai.
11:39Imitation.
11:40What?
11:41What?
11:42What?
11:43Moguratataki.
11:44Moguratataki.
11:45Moguratataki?
11:46Yes.
11:47Moguratataki.
11:49Yes.
11:50It's a huge set.
11:53Please go into the sand and come out of the hole.
11:58If you don't get hit by Team Chidori more than five times in one minute, you win the sand team.
12:05Do we have to do it in the changing room?
12:07No, the sand team has to go in.
12:09Yes, that's right.
12:10And the two of Team Chidori will hit it.
12:12What is that?
12:14Don't get hit.
12:15Do you understand what you're talking about?
12:16It's a defense.
12:17The sand team is a defense.
12:18It's a defense.
12:19It's a defense to go in.
12:20We'll attack.
12:22The sand team may have an advantage.
12:23Of course, of course.
12:24It's a disadvantage.
12:25No matter how you think about it.
12:26The final battle of the sand team.
12:29Please go into the sand.
12:31One minute.
12:32Please show your faces at least 10 times in one minute.
12:36If you hit it five times, you win.
12:38Yes.
12:39Let's go.
12:40Yes.
12:41Moguratataki game.
12:42Ready.
12:43Start.
12:44Start.
12:45The time limit is one minute.
12:46First, hit.
12:47Go, go, go.
12:48Yes, yes, yes.
12:49I got one.
12:50Yes, I got one.
12:52Yes, yes, yes.
12:5410 seconds have passed.
12:56The top player has missed.
12:57Oh, my God.
12:581 third.
12:59Daigo, 1 third.
13:00It's not good.
13:02This paint.
13:03The paint is good.
13:04He's struggling surprisingly.
13:05The paint is good.
13:06It's out.
13:07How about now?
13:08I'll hit you.
13:09Five times.
13:10I'm going to hit you.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:12Tomizawa has come out many times.
13:13Date can't hit it.
13:1430 seconds have passed.
13:1530 seconds left.
13:16So far, the sand team has an advantage.
13:19Nobu, go behind.
13:20Go behind.
13:21I can't hit it.
13:229 times.
13:23Here, here.
13:24Now, 10 times, the sand team has come out.
13:2715 seconds left.
13:28How many times have you hit it?
13:31Two more times.
13:32If you don't hit it three more times, Chidori will lose.
13:355 seconds left.
13:365 seconds left.
13:375, 4, 3, 2 seconds left.
13:42It's over here.
13:43OK, OK, OK.
13:44It's over.
13:45It's over.
13:46It's over.
13:47It's over.
13:48It's over.
13:49It's over.
13:51I've come out from the bottom row once.
13:53It's too small.
13:56I won't get it if you do that.
13:59The number of times you hit is 3.
14:01Yes.
14:02No, no, no, no.
14:04Victory.
14:05What does that mean?
14:06Victory.
14:07Wait, wait, wait.
14:08The kids are already watching.
14:10The children are watching, too.
14:13What?
14:14The children are watching.
14:15Let's do this properly.
14:16No, I'm doing it properly.
14:17I'm sorry.
14:18I'm sorry.
14:19I'm doing it properly.
14:20That's not my love.
14:23I'm sorry.
14:24I'm sorry.
14:25This is really.
14:27Sorry, staff, I'm sorry as well.
14:29What are you saying?
14:31My dick was showing.
14:32Oh, sorry.
14:34Always.
14:35Always?
14:36Always.
14:37Always?
14:38Always.
14:39Always?
14:40When did it start?
14:41It was before the show started.
14:42When we were on standby.
14:43I think it's showing.
14:44You can't air it, right?
14:45We can't air it.
14:46Then you can do murmurs.
14:47Isn't that tiring?
14:48It's tired, isn't it?
14:49I'm doing this because I'm tired.
14:51And so, the training is over.
14:55Don't hit it like this.
14:59You're kidding, right?
15:00Sideways?
15:01That's no good.
15:02You can't hit it sideways.
15:03You have to keep moving like this.
15:07That's impossible.
15:08You'll die.
15:09You'll die.
15:10If they can hit it more than four times, the Sand Team wins.
15:14Let's start.
15:15Ready, start!
15:17Start!
15:19Where will Chidori's mole come from?
15:21Oh!
15:22He suddenly gets one point.
15:26And he uses a feint.
15:27He gets two points.
15:33Nobu got hit.
15:35Now it's D1.
15:36D1.
15:37If he gets hit, Chidori will lose.
15:40Feint.
15:42Feint is good.
15:4430 seconds left.
15:4530 seconds left.
15:49Time's up!
15:50What is this?
15:51What is this?
15:52It's not easy at all.
15:54What is this?
15:55What is this?
15:56What is this?
15:57What is this?
15:58What is this?
16:00The video is violent.
16:02What is this?
16:03It's embarrassing.
16:05He was very gentle.
16:07The Sand Team won.
16:10In the fifth game, the Sand Team won by 3 to 2.
16:17It was an easy game.
16:19Are you ready for TV Sand?
16:22It won't be TV Sand.
16:24It won't be.
16:25It won't be.
16:26Let's do O-Jai-Ken.
16:28O-Jai-Ken?
16:29O-Jai-Ken.
16:31I found it.
16:33Are you kidding me?
16:34Let's do it together.
16:35The four of us.
16:36If someone gets hit, we win.
16:38We win.
16:39Let's do it.
16:40At the same time?
16:41Rock-paper-scissors.
16:45We won.
16:46We won.
16:47Tomizawa is still alive.
16:49It's a tie.
16:50Tomizawa is still alive.
16:52What is this?
16:53Rock-paper-scissors.
16:59It's a tie.
17:00It's a tie.
17:01It's a tie.
17:02It's a tie.
17:03It's a tie.
17:04Rock-paper-scissors.
17:07Rock-paper-scissors.
17:12Three to three.
17:14Three to three.
17:15Three to three.
17:16Shidori caught up.
17:18Three to three.
17:19He caught up.
17:20He did it.
17:21Three to three.
17:22He caught up.
17:23Three to three.
17:24Rock-paper-scissors.
17:25He did it.
17:26Rock-paper-scissors.
17:27What is this?
17:28Let's draw.
17:29Wait a minute.
17:30Let's draw.
17:32Wait a minute.
17:33There is a game we usually play.
17:36Let's decide the order.
17:38Rock-paper-scissors.
17:40Rock-paper-scissors.
17:42It's scary.
17:43Rock-paper-scissors.
17:45Each of you put a piece of rubber band on your arm.
17:51Then, you do this to each other.
17:55Are you kidding me?
17:56It hurts.
17:57No matter how you react, you lose.
17:59When did this become popular?
18:02It's funny.
18:03It's a real man's trick.
18:05First, Nobu will pull the rubber band.
18:07Then, Date will do it without expression.
18:10Let's do it.
18:12I'll do it.
18:15Pay attention to his expression.
18:21Are you kidding me?
18:24I'll do it without expression.
18:26I'll do it.
18:27Tomizawa, can he do it?
18:30Pull the rubber band.
18:33Pull the rubber band.
18:38Did it move?
18:40No, it didn't move.
18:42The left eyelid moved.
18:45It hurts.
18:47That's enough.
18:49Next, Nobu.
18:51Can he do it?
18:55It's safe.
18:57I thought I could win.
19:01I thought I could win.
19:05I thought I could do everything.
19:09But, it didn't hurt at all.
19:11This is the view of the world.
19:14It's a big advantage for him.
19:22He didn't do anything.
19:25He didn't do anything.
19:27It's safe.
19:29It's a psychological attack.
19:31It's dangerous.
19:33He was laughing.
19:35He can do it with two rubber bands.
19:37He will do it with two rubber bands.
19:45It hurts.
19:47No, it didn't move.
19:50Let's do it again.
19:53Let's do it again.
19:56I lost my balance.
19:59I lost my balance.
20:01Daigo's right hand moved.
20:04He was trying to get rid of the rubber band.
20:06He was trying to get rid of the rubber band.
20:08Look at his arm hair.
20:10He was trying to get rid of the rubber band.
20:13He was trying to get rid of the rubber band.
20:17The fifth match is between Sandwich Man and Tomizawa.
20:20The second match is between Tomizawa and Sandwich Man.
20:27It's safe.
20:29Next is Nobu.
20:36He endured it.
20:38The fifth match is between Tomizawa and Sandwich Man.
20:40Don't show your face.
20:42It's worth it.
20:44It's worth it.
20:46I've wanted to do this since I was a kid.
20:48I've wanted to do this since I was a kid.
20:50I don't know how much I can do.
20:52I don't know how much I can do.
20:54I did it.
20:57You moved.
21:03Take a look at him.
21:05He doesn't look painful.
21:07If it doesn't move, it's the same.
21:09If it doesn't move, it's the same.
21:10If it moves, it's the same.
21:11There's no choice.
21:14He was telling him to hang on.
21:16It was from coach Date.
21:18It was from coach Date.
21:20Start here.
21:22I'm going to rule it.
21:23I'm going to win.
21:23This is Tais.
21:25This is Tais.
21:26I, I, I, I, I.
21:28Tais, Tais.
21:30I, I, I, I, I.
21:30Really, man?
21:31I, I, I, I, I won!
21:32I won.
21:38You have a big mouth, Tais.
21:39I, I, I, I, I won!
21:41I, I, I, I, I, I won!
21:43I, I, I, I, I, I won!
21:46I, I, I, I, I, won!
21:48And now, Mr.
21:50Ouch.
21:51Ouch.
21:51I
22:21Don't know
22:24I'm gonna come you don't I'm gonna yobida Stein. Yeah, it's not enough. I see the action. Oh, no. Don't move me toy
22:32So no, I'm gonna hide it
22:36You don't know what you need. Oh, yes, I say. Oh, yeah
22:42Hottest
22:44I