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La llegada de la vejez resultó ser una prueba seria para Alexander Nikolaevich Merkulov, un famoso artista de teatro en el pasado y ahora un pensionista común y corriente de Kiev. Enredado, entre otras cosas, en deudas, el anciano decide divertirse al menos antes de morir, para lo cual acude a una barbería de moda, de donde emerge como un elegante caballero canoso. Al probarse una imagen brillante, Merkulov realiza una incursión en clubes nocturnos, en uno de los cuales es notado por la joven belleza Lisa, una experimentada cazadora de pretendientes adinerados. Al confundir a Alexander con otro "papá", la niña lo toma en cuenta al instante y, cuando descubre que se equivocó, tiene la oportunidad de cambiar radicalmente su vida. Para el propio Merkulov, conocer a una chica alegre también adquiere importancia. Entiende que el destino le brinda la última oportunidad de "encenderse", sobre todo porque él mismo no es nada sencillo.
La llegada de la vejez resultó ser una prueba seria para un artista de teatro famoso en el pasado y ahora un pensionista común y corriente de Kiev. Enredado, entre otras cosas, en deudas, el anciano decide al menos divertirse un poco antes de morir, para lo cual acude a una peluquera de moda, donde aparece como un elegante caballero canoso. Al confundir a Alexander con otro "papá", la niña inmediatamente lo tiene en cuenta y, cuando descubre que se equivocó, tiene la oportunidad de cambiar radicalmente su vida. Para el propio Merkulov, también es importante conocer a una chica alegre. Entiende que el destino le está dando una última oportunidad de "brillar", sobre todo porque él mismo no es nada sencillo.
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La llegada de la vejez resultó ser una prueba seria para Alexander Nikolaevich Merkulov, un famoso artista de teatro en el pasado y ahora un pensionista común y corriente de Kiev. Enredado, entre otras cosas, en deudas, el anciano decide divertirse al menos antes de morir, para lo cual acude a una barbería de moda, de donde emerge como un elegante caballero canoso. Al probarse una imagen brillante, Merkulov realiza una incursión en clubes nocturnos, en uno de los cuales es notado por la joven belleza Lisa, una experimentada cazadora de pretendientes adinerados. Al confundir a Alexander con otro "papá", la niña lo toma en cuenta al instante y, cuando descubre que se equivocó, tiene la oportunidad de cambiar radicalmente su vida. Para el propio Merkulov, conocer a una chica alegre también adquiere importancia. Entiende que el destino le brinda la última oportunidad de "encenderse", sobre todo porque él mismo no es nada sencillo.
La llegada de la vejez resultó ser una prueba seria para un artista de teatro famoso en el pasado y ahora un pensionista común y corriente de Kiev. Enredado, entre otras cosas, en deudas, el anciano decide al menos divertirse un poco antes de morir, para lo cual acude a una peluquera de moda, donde aparece como un elegante caballero canoso. Al confundir a Alexander con otro "papá", la niña inmediatamente lo tiene en cuenta y, cuando descubre que se equivocó, tiene la oportunidad de cambiar radicalmente su vida. Para el propio Merkulov, también es importante conocer a una chica alegre. Entiende que el destino le está dando una última oportunidad de "brillar", sobre todo porque él mismo no es nada sencillo.
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00:00:00Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, how could you think that I would change you for this witch, honey, how?
00:00:07Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
00:00:13Is it possible? Why are you like this? You yourself asked me to come and tell you.
00:00:19Old man!
00:00:20Nicolaits, do you sleep?
00:00:22Nicolaits!
00:00:23Open!
00:00:25Come on, Nicolaits, open!
00:00:27Old man, are you deaf?
00:00:33I'm coming!
00:00:36Nicolaits, are you alive?
00:00:43Nicolaits, you really have to see who you are!
00:00:47Hi.
00:00:48Hi.
00:00:49Hi.
00:00:51Hi.
00:00:52Hi.
00:00:56What?
00:00:58What about what?
00:00:59Well, woman, something else?
00:01:01Yes, something else. Is Nicolaits here?
00:01:03No.
00:01:04And who are you?
00:01:06Me?
00:01:07Yes.
00:01:08His niece.
00:01:09I think he doesn't have a niece.
00:01:11I'm the bastard. And you, what? Are you documenting your life?
00:01:15I'm not tracking anything.
00:01:16Niece, tell Nicolaits that the day after tomorrow a social security commission will come to formalize the subsidy.
00:01:21It will be necessary to present them with a passport, family book, pension certificate, income certificate.
00:01:26Stop! My brain is about to explode. Who's coming?
00:01:29I've already told you. The social security commission in relation to the subsidy.
00:01:33The important thing is that you tell him so that Nicolaits knows everything.
00:01:36Okay.
00:01:37And where's your uncle? Is he sleeping or what?
00:01:39He's sleeping. In Zaporilla.
00:01:45And what does this mean?
00:01:47Expropriation of expropriators.
00:01:50What?
00:01:51No. He didn't get caught in a convolution.
00:01:54I understand. They're new words. I'll make it easier for you.
00:01:58Restoration of social justice.
00:02:02Great. And who said yesterday that you can't take what's not yours? I almost swallowed it and everything.
00:02:09Good girl. You remembered it well.
00:02:11You can't take what's not yours, right? But you can take what's stolen.
00:02:15What do you mean?
00:02:16All this, everything you see, was stolen from the village. And who am I?
00:02:21A hypocrite.
00:02:23I don't react to the attacks of a woman of low moral responsibility. Do you understand?
00:02:28Speak clearly. Explain it to me in Christian.
00:02:31Please, sit down.
00:02:35Look.
00:02:38Yesterday at the party, I looked at all these people and I saw how they treat ordinary people.
00:02:45It's fucking incredible.
00:02:49My God, all these people.
00:02:53They haven't earned a single cent with work in this.
00:02:58They've stolen it and they spend their lives spending the money of the village.
00:03:03And who am I? I am the village.
00:03:07And I have full right to take advantage of what is mine.
00:03:12Any questions? No questions. Good.
00:03:17Old man.
00:03:18Tell me.
00:03:20I'm also...
00:03:23Old man.
00:03:24Tell me.
00:03:25I'm also part of the village?
00:03:32In a way, yes.
00:03:34And I can also take advantage of what is mine?
00:03:39That's right.
00:03:41Like a sauna?
00:03:42Of course.
00:03:44And the pool too?
00:03:45For the love of God.
00:03:46We'll come here every day. We'll wash, we'll swim in the pool.
00:03:51And in general...
00:03:55You know what?
00:03:56What?
00:04:00Why walk from one side to the other?
00:04:03You know what we're going to do?
00:04:05We're going to move here.
00:04:07We're going to live in this house.
00:04:09With full pension.
00:04:11That's what these shameless people deserve.
00:04:14We're going to move right now.
00:04:16Right now?
00:04:17Yes. Why wait? Follow me.
00:04:19I don't understand.
00:04:20How are you here?
00:04:22Have you arrived by broom?
00:04:24By elevator.
00:04:25By elevator?
00:04:27Do you have an elevator?
00:04:29Yes.
00:04:30Where is it?
00:04:34What a piece of shit.
00:04:36Well...
00:04:37People limit themselves to turning on a light bulb, saving money.
00:04:42And this guy has his own elevator.
00:04:45He's crazy.
00:04:51It's very comfortable, of course.
00:05:03Old man!
00:05:05Shall we continue?
00:05:08What?
00:05:10Ah!
00:05:11To make me give up.
00:05:14Of revenge.
00:05:15What is a man if he only has to eat and sleep?
00:05:20What are you saying?
00:05:22What?
00:05:24Well, you said a man is eating...
00:05:27A domestic animal.
00:05:29Why do you interrupt me?
00:05:31Eat, eat, if it doesn't work for you.
00:05:33Try caviar.
00:05:35Try it.
00:05:37I'm allergic.
00:05:40Allergic to caviar?
00:05:42How modern.
00:05:44Does that really exist?
00:05:46Of course it does.
00:05:48If your mother works in a fish factory and it's the only thing she has to eat in months.
00:05:55You're one of us.
00:05:58You've suffered.
00:06:02We don't execute.
00:06:04We take revenge.
00:06:07Cheers!
00:06:08Come on, my sufferer.
00:06:10Let's drink to the day when all these bastards...
00:06:15Putápenco and Cramarenco end up in jail and go to hell.
00:06:21Super.
00:06:31They steal.
00:06:33They steal millions.
00:06:35Don't tell me. And you have to spend a month begging for a new car.
00:06:39They wear shoes that cost a thousand euros.
00:06:41And when you want new clothes, they tell you you're already pretty.
00:06:44The main thing is that they get kicked out of their castles, yachts.
00:06:49And the smallest, the biggest yacht.
00:06:52At least Cramarenco.
00:06:56Cramarenco...
00:06:58Has a yacht?
00:07:02And do you know where it's docked?
00:07:04The yacht.
00:07:05Of course.
00:07:06Why are we sitting here then?
00:07:09And what do we do?
00:07:11To the horses!
00:07:22How much does one like this cost?
00:07:24Well, about $300,000.
00:07:27$300,000? If that were to be divided among all the retirees, then each retiree would receive...
00:07:31Son.
00:07:32What?
00:07:33You're wasting your time.
00:07:40So, what do I write?
00:07:41Write the truth.
00:07:43Ah.
00:07:44Son of a bitch.
00:07:45No, don't do that.
00:07:47Don't mix personal grudge with social hatred.
00:07:50Write.
00:07:51Fucking corrupt.
00:07:54Is it offensive to be corrupt?
00:07:56Well, of course it is.
00:07:58Okay.
00:08:03Son of a bitch.
00:08:26Yes.
00:08:27Corrupt.
00:08:28Three short in one word.
00:08:30This signature, suspended.
00:08:32Do I correct it?
00:08:33No, no, no, no.
00:08:34That's better.
00:08:36It seems that the illiterate people have written it.
00:08:39Drowned in despair.
00:08:43Damn it, someone's coming.
00:08:48If they come here, they're going to catch us.
00:08:51Old man, where do we hide?
00:08:53Why are you so quiet?
00:08:56Old man!
00:09:00Old man!
00:09:01Lisa!
00:09:02What are you doing standing there?
00:09:04How did you get here?
00:09:05With my legs.
00:09:06Come here.
00:09:07Fast.
00:09:12Wait, you're so fast.
00:09:15I can't follow you.
00:09:16I told you, we got the wrong yacht.
00:09:18What a brown.
00:09:19I know him better inside.
00:09:21Stupid.
00:09:22Hey, what are you telling me?
00:09:23Leave him now.
00:09:24Come on, wait.
00:09:27Have you seen?
00:09:28Your best friend is with him.
00:09:30What a friend I have.
00:09:31Yes, yes.
00:09:33It would be more correct to say, friend in functions.
00:09:36You're already touching my nose.
00:09:37Shut up.
00:09:38Okay, stay here and smoke.
00:09:41Old man, wait, you promised to show me the yacht.
00:09:44You still don't deserve any yacht.
00:09:58Stay here still, I'll be right back.
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:01And shut up.
00:10:02Okay.
00:11:29What do you mean people don't like what I do?
00:11:50They had to write, too.
00:11:52A stingy and an idiot.
00:11:56We have to record all this.
00:11:57It's a great opportunity.
00:12:02What's going on there?
00:12:04They're about to leave.
00:12:05There you have your hidden commission of 20%.
00:12:09Let's go.
00:12:11You have a very foresight appointment.
00:12:13Sure.
00:12:15Well, let's embark.
00:12:17Where?
00:12:21Three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred, eight hundred.
00:12:26In total, ten thousand and something.
00:12:28By beard.
00:12:29What do you mean by beard?
00:12:30And for Kotlevich?
00:12:32And who is that?
00:12:38What are you talking about?
00:12:40I don't understand.
00:12:41Do you want to keep all the money?
00:12:42Isn't that too much?
00:12:43Keeping everything?
00:12:44I'm not a bandit.
00:12:46I'm Robin Hood.
00:12:47Who are you?
00:12:49Friend of Kotlevich.
00:12:51This money was stolen from the village.
00:12:53And it will be returned to the village.
00:12:56Wait, old man.
00:12:57What village?
00:12:58How do you imagine this?
00:13:00Are we going to go through the neighborhood and distribute some money?
00:13:03Don't be silly.
00:13:04Of course it's not a lot of money.
00:13:05There's not for everyone.
00:13:06So we're going to donate it to a charity.
00:13:09Yes, man.
00:13:10I even know one of those.
00:13:11Kramarenko is the founder.
00:13:12Well, to an orphanage.
00:13:14Old man, what world do you live in?
00:13:16The children will get a chupa-chups, and with the rest, the principal will build a house.
00:13:20Maybe she'll build it, or maybe not.
00:13:22Who knows?
00:13:23Not everyone is like you.
00:13:24Maybe not everyone, but there are many who are like that.
00:13:26Well, accept my condolences.
00:13:28We'll go for each of them.
00:13:31Old man, be a man.
00:13:33I've been running all night.
00:13:35I'm very tired and very nervous.
00:13:38Then go and lie down.
00:13:40Rest.
00:13:41You'll see how well you sleep with a clear conscience.
00:13:44Good night.
00:13:45Yes.
00:13:47But how?
00:14:12Good morning.
00:14:13Hello.
00:14:14How did you sleep?
00:14:15On my legs.
00:14:17And you?
00:14:18Where are you going so early?
00:14:22You know what?
00:14:23I want to go.
00:14:24Where?
00:14:26To my house.
00:14:27To see my mother.
00:14:29Seriously, an old man is keeping me.
00:14:32And that's not right.
00:14:34Will you help me?
00:14:35Of course I will.
00:14:37Why all of a sudden?
00:14:38It seems like you didn't mean to.
00:14:41Well, imagine.
00:14:42I couldn't sleep all night.
00:14:44I kept thinking.
00:14:46You know?
00:14:47You're right.
00:14:49About the money and...
00:14:51about me too.
00:14:53How long will I keep running like this for life?
00:14:56It's time to come to terms.
00:14:59I'll go home.
00:15:01I'll finish college.
00:15:03Anyway, I'll have to work.
00:15:04You're right.
00:15:05Well done.
00:15:07At least not in vain.
00:15:09Fate brought us together.
00:15:11You and me.
00:15:12Maybe up there they'll believe me.
00:15:14For saving a lost sheep.
00:15:18Yes.
00:15:23Well, Nikolaich.
00:15:24Let's say goodbye.
00:15:25Are you leaving already?
00:15:26Sit down and have breakfast.
00:15:28You know I don't eat in the morning.
00:15:30Yes.
00:15:31Well, that's it.
00:15:32I'm leaving.
00:15:34I appreciate everything.
00:15:37Really.
00:15:40You're a great man.
00:16:03I love you.
00:16:04I love you.
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00:16:31I love you.
00:16:32I love you.
00:16:33I'll call you because I'm in need of a decent apartment.
00:16:35A central one.
00:16:37Well, I don't know, maybe in one year.
00:16:39We'll see.
00:16:41You have an option now?
00:16:43You are my heavenly good man.
00:16:46I'll go.
00:16:47Kisses, kisses.
00:17:03Hello again, did you forget something?
00:17:32I've decided to have breakfast
00:17:34Well said, breakfast is the most important meal, serve yourself
00:17:38Tortillita, mint tea, the mint tea is very good by the way, calms the nerves and eliminates stress
00:17:45Very grateful
00:17:46And your mother, may God bless her, you can wait, nothing happens
00:17:50Well look, today I'm not going anywhere
00:17:53Why?
00:17:54Because a new life must start on Monday
00:17:57Aren't you ashamed? Do you think you'll be conscious on Monday?
00:18:01Come on, what's the moral here?
00:18:04Yesterday you stole the money that didn't belong to you, weren't you ashamed?
00:18:07For the umpteenth time, it's not for me, it's for the people
00:18:11And I tell you that my tits are also for the people
00:18:14Yes, imagine that they admire them and applaud
00:18:17Mother Teresa, who needs your tits if they have nothing to eat?
00:18:21We're done with the food
00:18:23People not only need bread, also circus, you understand?
00:18:26And all of a sudden, you've become an ignorant person
00:18:30And it looks like you've never been to a class
00:18:33Don't take me for a fool
00:18:34You don't need me to call you, you've already shown it yourself
00:18:37You're 25 years old and the same level of development as a donkey, you only serve to pick up shiny things
00:18:43You have birds in your head and smoke in your ass
00:18:46And worst of all, you're a thief
00:18:48I hope I don't have to see you anymore
00:18:49If you don't like it, don't look, go to your hut, nobody forces you to be here
00:18:52You won't get away with it
00:18:54What, no?
00:18:55You'll have to see it
00:18:56And what do you have in mind?
00:18:57I report you
00:18:58Right now, I'm going to the police and I report you for bringing me to this house and trying to rape me
00:19:04Is that clear?
00:19:07What a puncture
00:19:10Oh my God
00:19:16Elizabeth has given me a puncture in the back
00:19:18Can you take me to the sofa, please?
00:19:20Don't be a bad person
00:19:26You're a witch
00:19:28Well, accept my condolences
00:19:30I think I've created a monster
00:19:43Well, Alexander, we've already removed that contracture
00:19:45You can get up and get dressed
00:19:49You did very well to come right away, it could have been worse
00:19:52You can thank your wife
00:19:55My wife?
00:19:57Doctor, she doesn't even thank me for knowing how to die
00:20:00The truth is that I don't know how I can stand her
00:20:03I have the head to wear a hat
00:20:06Well, daughter, don't be so hard on yourself
00:20:08It's the truth
00:20:10Well, going back to the back, the recipe
00:20:13For the next two weeks, a hard bed, a low pillow and reduce sexual activity to a minimum
00:20:21What? Excuse me?
00:20:23Kitty, stop arguing
00:20:25If you have to reduce, you have to reduce
00:20:28But well, with a hard surface and no pillow, you can do it
00:20:33Right, doctor?
00:20:35You've lost your mind
00:20:37Has all this affected your head?
00:20:40Why did you tell them you were my wife?
00:20:42Don't give me that, what did you want me to tell them?
00:20:44That I'm a girl you met at a party with whom you occupied a house
00:20:47You robbed a yacht and you don't want to share the money?
00:20:49And what does that have to do with it?
00:20:50You could have said what you said before
00:20:52You're my niece
00:20:53Well, look, I didn't think about it, I just wanted to have fun
00:20:56Oh yeah? That doesn't surprise me, you know?
00:20:59And look at what you're telling me instead of thanking me
00:21:02Me, who dragged you first to the car and then to the ambulance
00:21:05And as soon as you get better, you bark again
00:21:07I'm not doing anything
00:21:08Oh, it's normal, you never get tired
00:21:10Come on, get going
00:21:11I'm going
00:21:12Focus on the car and not me
00:21:14You're very heavy
00:21:15Nobody told you anything, come on
00:21:17Let's go
00:21:20You won't find this price anywhere
00:21:22In fact, what's the price?
00:21:241,400
00:21:26How much?
00:21:29I don't care, it's a souvenir
00:21:32My God, artist of the people
00:21:36Worthy of respect
00:21:38Although from another era
00:21:40Idol, as they say
00:21:42Of millions
00:21:44And he walks like a miserable beggar
00:21:50But tell me
00:21:52Do you really think you don't deserve normal clothes?
00:21:56And that you have money
00:21:59Your people won't be poor if we
00:22:01Buy their artist a fucking shirt, right?
00:22:07It's over because I'm worried about you
00:22:10I'm not your lover
00:22:11Nor your wife
00:22:12Seriously, why do I do it?
00:22:15Lisa
00:22:17What?
00:22:20Well, okay, we'll look at something
00:22:22Okay, but why do you insist?
00:22:27It looks great on you
00:22:30Yes, of course
00:22:31Yes, honey, I'm telling you, it's super elegant
00:22:34You say it
00:22:35It looks great on him
00:22:38Really?
00:22:39Now it's just missing a pair of pants
00:22:41And it's going to be the bomb
00:22:43And some shoes
00:22:44And shoes
00:22:45And some socks
00:22:46And socks
00:22:48Look, now they have an offer
00:22:49You buy two units and the third they give it to you
00:22:52I can also choose a shirt
00:22:53It's free anyway
00:22:54Free?
00:22:55Look, that's great
00:22:56Well, nothing, if it's free, what you have ...
00:22:58Thanks
00:23:00Pants
00:23:03Honey
00:23:05Excuse me, young man
00:23:06You haven't seen around here
00:23:08A shabby grandfather with a football shirt
00:23:11That says something about 94?
00:23:14What's wrong, handsome?
00:23:16I'm thinking
00:23:17If he had seen me now, Zalavski
00:23:19Zalavski, who is he?
00:23:21Well, a character from a previous life
00:23:23And has he died or what?
00:23:24I wish
00:23:26Awesome, then he's going to die
00:23:27Any garment gives you joy twice
00:23:29One when you buy it
00:23:30And another when your friend dies of envy when she sees it
00:23:33You think so?
00:23:39Then let's go
00:23:41Oh, honey, what news
00:23:43Everything as usual
00:23:45In the morning we went to the masseur with daddy
00:23:49Then shopping
00:23:51And now we have a little fashion show
00:23:54Yes, yes, a preta porter, exactly
00:23:57Honey, the show is already starting
00:23:58I'll call you later
00:23:59Sweet kisses
00:24:02And what?
00:24:03Did everyone stay out?
00:24:05You can't even imagine
00:24:06Furor
00:24:07We just started
00:24:08Don't make plans
00:24:09We have visitors
00:24:10They are not visitors
00:24:11It's high society
00:24:13The elite
00:24:14In short
00:24:15A nest of vipers
00:24:17Let's go
00:24:21Okay, come on, tell me
00:24:22Who have you invited?
00:24:23Well, they are
00:24:24The fool with luck
00:24:26The engender of the third division
00:24:28And Dr. Honoris Causa
00:24:30From the academy of assholes
00:24:32Are there academies of that type?
00:24:33No, but yes, academics
00:24:35And Dr. Zalavski
00:24:36Whom you already know is
00:24:39The job
00:24:41Has to give us a lot of pleasure
00:24:45Not money
00:24:47Salary?
00:24:48What salary?
00:24:49What does that have to do?
00:24:51Think about it, gentlemen
00:24:53I recommend it and I insist
00:24:57And you too
00:25:05Alberto Benedictovich?
00:25:06Yes, it's me
00:25:07Good morning
00:25:08Good morning
00:25:10Tell me, do you need something?
00:25:13Ali
00:25:14It's only been 15 years
00:25:15And you talk to me about you?
00:25:17My God
00:25:19Sasha
00:25:21Merculo
00:25:23But what are you doing here?
00:25:25Well, I came to my hometown
00:25:26And I thought
00:25:27Why not go through the theater?
00:25:29How glad I am to see you
00:25:32How glad I am
00:25:34There are few assholes like this
00:25:3615 years ago
00:25:37He fired me from the theater
00:25:38For being unprofessional
00:25:40Can you imagine?
00:25:42But he didn't do it alone
00:25:43They helped him
00:25:44The first actress of the theater
00:25:45For example
00:25:46She also helped him
00:25:47She is the star of
00:25:485 official husbands
00:25:50And 15 unofficial lovers
00:25:52Boyarkova Olga Mikhailovna
00:25:55Asshole
00:25:56That's what you are
00:25:57Do you understand?
00:25:59If I had not found Zalavski
00:26:01And they had not told me
00:26:02That you were here
00:26:03You would have disappeared
00:26:04Another 15 years
00:26:05Olga
00:26:06He just told me
00:26:07That you were here
00:26:08And I ran out
00:26:09To buy you flowers
00:26:10Now I see how stupid
00:26:11I have been
00:26:12Well, next to you
00:26:13Any flower
00:26:14It's horrible
00:26:16I hate you
00:26:18I had a little
00:26:19Love affair with her
00:26:22And for a role
00:26:23In the first theater
00:26:24She took my heart out
00:26:26She also took me
00:26:27From the theater
00:26:28And from her bed
00:26:30We continue
00:26:31Petrusha
00:26:32The unofficial husband
00:26:33Of the aforementioned
00:26:34First actress
00:26:35Panties
00:26:36Lame ass
00:26:37And horny
00:26:38And besides all that
00:26:40He is a completely private actor
00:26:42Of any talent
00:26:45Well, let's go
00:26:46Tell me, how are you?
00:26:47Where are you?
00:26:48What are you doing?
00:26:49I'm burning with curiosity
00:26:51Olga
00:26:52You have to heat the empanadas
00:26:53Alone
00:26:54My God
00:26:55What empanadas
00:26:56Look who has come to see us
00:26:58Petrusha
00:27:00Sasha
00:27:01Petrusha
00:27:02Sasha
00:27:03Sasha
00:27:04And I was thinking
00:27:05Who is in the dressing room
00:27:06With my Olga
00:27:07And it turns out
00:27:08That it's you
00:27:10Hold this
00:27:11Let me hug you
00:27:12Sasha
00:27:13Sasha
00:27:17And finally
00:27:18My favorite
00:27:19The playwright
00:27:20Gunco
00:27:21True talent
00:27:22It's like Julio Cesar
00:27:23He can write plays
00:27:24With one hand
00:27:25Record complaints
00:27:26With the other
00:27:27And drink with both hands
00:27:28At the same time
00:27:31No Igor
00:27:32I'm not going to give cognac
00:27:33To loan
00:27:34Or credit
00:27:35Not even mortgaged
00:27:36It's over
00:27:38No Nadenka
00:27:39It's not for me
00:27:40It's for Mrs. Adelina
00:27:42Aren't you ashamed?
00:27:44What are you telling me?
00:27:45Adelina Kristoforovna
00:27:46Has high blood pressure
00:27:47Cognac has it forbidden
00:27:49Nadenka
00:27:50You don't have a heart
00:27:53A bottle of Gravsky
00:27:54For me and my friend
00:27:55Let's see if you can now
00:28:03How are you?
00:28:08Alexander Nikolayevich
00:28:10But you
00:28:11How can it be?
00:28:13You are my savior
00:28:15And tomorrow we will receive
00:28:17This charming little group
00:28:19In our palace
00:28:20And why the hell
00:28:21Did you invite them?
00:28:22Because the enemies
00:28:23Must be morally destroyed
00:28:25In your land
00:28:27Old man, you are a horrible person
00:28:28No, I'm not horrible
00:28:30I'm fair
00:28:31I had four black arrows
00:28:33For the four sorrows
00:28:34That I have endured
00:28:35And for the four evil men
00:28:37That tyrannize us
00:28:38And run us over
00:28:49Gentlemen
00:28:52We won't be wrong, will we?
00:28:55No, the address is correct
00:28:57What did he tell us?
00:28:59A little country house?
00:29:02Or am I wrong?
00:29:10Granite buckets
00:29:12National product
00:29:13Common chestnuts
00:29:14The fountain was made small
00:29:16I didn't want to get lost
00:29:17It fills my soul
00:29:18And makes my eyes happy
00:29:20My God, Sasha
00:29:22I can't believe it
00:29:23Is it your house?
00:29:25Olga, what house?
00:29:26It's a little country house
00:29:28My house is
00:29:30On the other side of the world
00:29:31But as they say
00:29:32You have to make your home
00:29:33The home of all
00:29:42The home of all
00:29:43It will be worth
00:29:4415 or 20 kilos
00:29:45Envy is a very negative feeling, Igor
00:29:48You're right, Albert
00:29:49But right now
00:29:50It's what I feel
00:29:53Let's go
00:29:54Be careful, please
00:29:55With the stairs
00:29:56Don't hurt your legs
00:29:57Please
00:30:01Friends
00:30:02Let me introduce you
00:30:07She is
00:30:09The love of my life
00:30:11Lisa
00:30:13Good morning
00:30:14Hello
00:30:17Lisa
00:30:18Let me introduce you to my colleagues
00:30:20My love
00:30:21Why didn't you tell me
00:30:22That we had a visitor today?
00:30:23Forgive me, my love
00:30:24It happened to me
00:30:25But it was you
00:30:26Who gave the service a party
00:30:27We were so eager
00:30:28To be alone
00:30:30Well, now you understand me
00:30:32Give me five minutes
00:30:33And I'll wait for you all at the table
00:30:40Lisa
00:30:42My friends
00:30:46We haven't seen each other
00:30:48If I'm not mistaken
00:30:50For 15 years, right?
00:30:5115 years
00:30:5215 years
00:30:54You know
00:30:55There wasn't a single day
00:30:57That I didn't think of you
00:30:58Not when I was down
00:31:00Not when I was up
00:31:02Sometimes I think
00:31:05Maybe I survived everything
00:31:07To be here today
00:31:08Sitting at the table
00:31:09With all of you
00:31:11To be able to
00:31:13Look you in the eyes
00:31:14And see you
00:31:15Smile
00:31:17And also
00:31:19Your tears
00:31:21For you
00:31:22My friends
00:31:23No, Sasha
00:31:24For you
00:31:25For you guys
00:31:26I'm so happy
00:31:28I'm so happy
00:31:30Eat, please
00:31:32I'm eating, I'm eating
00:31:34Alexander Nikolayevich
00:31:36Tell me
00:31:37You have an extraordinary collection
00:31:39Of guns
00:31:40Where did you get them?
00:31:41I've collected them all my life
00:31:42As they say
00:31:43All over the world
00:31:46Which one do you like?
00:31:50Sorry
00:31:51It's an urgent call
00:31:53From work
00:31:58Hello
00:31:59Where are you?
00:32:00What happened?
00:32:01What happened?
00:32:02What happened?
00:32:04Your niece hasn't told you anything
00:32:06What niece?
00:32:08You're drunk
00:32:09The commission is knocking on your door
00:32:11Half an hour ago
00:32:13Or are you going to give away
00:32:14All of your state subsidies?
00:32:16To hell with it
00:32:17Tania
00:32:18Stop them, please
00:32:19I'm coming
00:32:20Well
00:32:21Well
00:32:23Olga
00:32:24I need to send an urgent fax
00:32:26Business
00:32:28Do you understand?
00:32:31I understand, dear
00:32:32He's coming right now
00:32:33He's an old man
00:32:34He just left for some business
00:32:36Here it is
00:32:37Thank God
00:32:38Now, Nikolayevich
00:32:39Take care of yourself
00:32:40I'm leaving
00:32:41Thank you, dear
00:32:43Thank you, Tania
00:32:45Thank you very much
00:32:46Sorry for the delay
00:32:47But you guys
00:32:48You guys
00:32:49Have taken me out of the retreat
00:32:51Let's go in
00:32:53Dear
00:32:54We've been here for half an hour
00:32:55I don't want to offend you, son
00:32:56But when you get to my age
00:32:58You'll see how this process
00:33:00Is not
00:33:01Easy
00:33:02Not at all
00:33:04Quick
00:33:06Misha
00:33:07Can you examine the house?
00:33:09While I write down your data
00:33:10What do I have to examine?
00:33:11There's no heating
00:33:12There's no hot water
00:33:13And the bathroom
00:33:14This
00:33:15I have it in the yard
00:33:16You know
00:33:17There are several cases
00:33:18Some hide radiators
00:33:19Behind the curtains
00:33:20Others have fridges
00:33:21In the attic
00:33:22The TV under the bed
00:33:25They all want to charge
00:33:26For the pad
00:33:28Everything's fine
00:33:29There's nothing
00:33:30Like I said
00:33:31I have nothing
00:33:32Good
00:33:33Alexander Nikolayevich
00:33:34How much do you charge for the pension?
00:33:361500
00:33:37Like everyone
00:33:39Minimum pension
00:33:40This is good
00:33:41Yeah, perfect
00:33:42Better than better
00:33:43Oh, sorry
00:33:44To live, of course, is bad
00:33:46But to receive subsidies
00:33:48It's fine
00:33:51Well
00:33:52Give me your passport
00:33:53And we'll formalize it
00:33:57Passport?
00:33:59It's just that
00:34:01I have it
00:34:03Risa, remember
00:34:04You owe me the last dance
00:34:07Igor Olegovich
00:34:08Calm down
00:34:09The lady won't dance anymore
00:34:12And that?
00:34:13You decide for her
00:34:14Okay
00:34:17You know what I'll tell you?
00:34:20Shit
00:34:24And Gorosha?
00:34:25I think that's enough
00:34:28Don't worry
00:34:29I know my limits
00:34:42I'm sorry
00:34:48Here you go
00:34:49Are you okay?
00:34:51Yes, yes, I'm fine
00:34:52It's just that this
00:34:53The pressure has suddenly risen
00:34:55Of the joy of knowing
00:34:56That I will be able to receive the
00:34:58Subsidy
00:34:59Sorry
00:35:06Tell me
00:35:07Old man, listen
00:35:08Where are you?
00:35:09So much talent
00:35:10Calm down
00:35:11I have so much talent
00:35:13But what do I do?
00:35:15Come here
00:35:16Come here
00:35:20Shit
00:35:23And now what?
00:35:24They're drunk
00:35:31Don't just stand there
00:35:32Come here
00:35:34Call
00:35:35Who? Ambulance or police?
00:35:37The taxi
00:35:38Taxi?
00:35:39Yes, of course
00:36:06The safe is locked
00:36:07The safe is locked
00:36:08And I can't get the medicine
00:36:09The hypertension
00:36:10I have to treat it
00:36:11So I resort
00:36:12To this old method
00:36:13What was it called?
00:36:15Ivanov
00:36:16Ivanov, yes, Ivanov
00:36:17Ivanov
00:36:18I feel better right away
00:36:19And the world shines again
00:36:20With bright colors
00:36:21Want some?
00:36:38Thank you
00:36:40Thank you, Alejandro Nikolayevich
00:36:44I'll pay you back
00:36:45For every cent
00:36:46Okay, okay
00:36:49Now we can fix the roof
00:36:52We'll buy a new accordion
00:36:54And the costumes
00:36:56Thank you so much
00:36:58Say thank you to Lisa
00:36:59You're the best
00:37:00Thank you
00:37:01Thank you
00:37:02Thank you
00:37:03Thank you
00:37:04Thank you
00:37:05Thank you
00:37:06Thank you
00:37:07Thank you
00:37:08Thank you
00:37:10God bless you
00:37:11What a good girl
00:37:13You're so lucky
00:37:14To have her
00:37:15That's true
00:37:21Come on
00:37:23Stop it
00:37:24Now
00:37:25You'll have a better life
00:37:28I'm so happy
00:37:29I'm so happy
00:37:30I'm even proud of myself
00:37:31Me too
00:37:32I'm so happy
00:37:35So much money
00:37:37I'm so sorry
00:37:56Good morning
00:37:57It's not a good morning
00:37:59I see we're not in a good mood today
00:38:02Can you give me some gas?
00:38:04Leave that there
00:38:05Why not?
00:38:06Leave it there
00:38:07I'm not kidding
00:38:11Okay
00:38:12But tell me something
00:38:14Yesterday when you gave money to the grannies
00:38:16Did I tell you anything?
00:38:18I didn't
00:38:20And when I told you to leave something for our expenses
00:38:23What happened?
00:38:24You didn't want to
00:38:25And now what do we do?
00:38:27Sit down
00:38:33Okay
00:38:35First of all
00:38:36It's not money
00:38:37It's money
00:38:38And second of all
00:38:39It's not easy to attract rich people
00:38:42I've shrunk my lips
00:38:43And I've enlarged my nose
00:38:45Oh
00:38:46Okay honey
00:38:47I hope you get better
00:38:48Kisses
00:38:49Hi Albinita
00:38:50Say hi
00:38:51Hey
00:38:52Mine's gone on a trip
00:38:53How about we go out for a party today?
00:38:54Oh Liz
00:38:55I'm not in the mood for a party today
00:38:56And tomorrow?
00:38:57And tomorrow neither
00:38:58I'll have to work a couple of days
00:39:00Okay
00:39:01Okay honey
00:39:02I'll call you
00:39:03Shit
00:39:04Hi Vicky
00:39:05How are you?
00:39:06How are you doing?
00:39:07Great, as always
00:39:08What do you think if we go out today?
00:39:10I'm already on it
00:39:11Let's go with the girls
00:39:12To spend some time with the IT guys
00:39:15Imagine
00:39:16Three yachts
00:39:17Or pee in Basileski
00:39:18So come on
00:39:20I'm flying!
00:39:21Don't move!
00:39:32Fuck
00:39:46Fuck
00:39:52Old man!
00:39:55Hey old man, open the door!
00:40:01What do you want?
00:40:02I don't understand
00:40:03What are my things doing outside?
00:40:04Your things are outside
00:40:05Because you don't understand
00:40:06That I don't want parasites here
00:40:08What are you saying?
00:40:09Did you think I was kidding?
00:40:11You haven't cleaned the house
00:40:13So now get out of here
00:40:15Old man, what's wrong with you?
00:40:17Old man!
00:40:19Are you out of your mind?
00:40:23What do you mean I haven't cleaned?
00:40:24I've been cleaning all morning
00:40:25You think I was born yesterday, don't you?
00:40:28Old man, but...
00:40:30I leave for half an hour
00:40:31And you disappear
00:40:33And the house is as it was
00:40:34Legs up
00:40:35It's still the same
00:40:36It's been all morning
00:40:37But old man, what do you want?
00:40:39The house is too big
00:40:40You can't do everything in one day
00:40:42I just started
00:40:44But tomorrow I'll finish everything
00:40:45I swear
00:40:46Besides, you always say I have a lot of time
00:40:48If you don't have time
00:40:50What you don't have is conscience
00:40:55What the fuck
00:40:56Where did this old man come from?
00:41:00Old man
00:41:03Forgive me
00:41:05But I actually had a good excuse
00:41:07A friend called me crying
00:41:09She has a drama on top
00:41:10She's depressed
00:41:12I could have done something crazy
00:41:15I went to save a person
00:41:17Wouldn't you have done the same?
00:41:20Old man, where are you?
00:41:21Here
00:41:23Come in, Mother Teresa
00:41:25And take your things
00:41:28At least you saved her
00:41:30Who?
00:41:31Your friend
00:41:32Ah, yes, she's better
00:41:34Elizabeth, I'll tell you one thing
00:41:36If you come back later than 12
00:41:39You'll find the door closed
00:41:41Okay, okay
00:41:42And close it now
00:41:43Because I hear someone running around at night
00:41:45I'm going to my room
00:41:49And tomorrow's cleaning
00:41:51No one has canceled it
00:41:52Do you understand?
00:41:57Yes
00:42:25Old man
00:42:28Are you sure you're okay?
00:42:33But what kind of music was that?
00:42:38Did you care to wake me up or what?
00:42:40Didn't you care last night?
00:42:42When you arrived
00:42:44With your heels all over the house
00:42:46Like a horse
00:42:47And slamming doors
00:42:48Did you care that I was sleeping?
00:42:50What a boring guy you are
00:42:52And it doesn't matter that yesterday I was
00:42:54Dragging myself here on all fours
00:42:56Cleaning this house
00:42:58You didn't even thank me
00:42:59Thank you very much for doing it
00:43:01And it doesn't matter
00:43:02That after your effort
00:43:04Dragging yourself to clean
00:43:06The toilet got stuck, dammit
00:43:08So what?
00:43:09That yesterday you were
00:43:10Throwing garbage in the toilet
00:43:11All day
00:43:12But well, when I left yesterday
00:43:13Everything worked
00:43:14If you got it stuck
00:43:16It's not my problem
00:43:18Enough
00:43:22I don't have time for this
00:43:24I have to go to the city
00:43:26Stay at home
00:43:28Both of you
00:43:29The plumbers are coming
00:43:30Then we'll see
00:43:31Who's right
00:43:32And who got it stuck
00:43:33Yeah, man
00:43:34What's up?
00:43:35What do you mean I stay waiting?
00:43:36I also have my plans
00:43:38You know
00:43:39Yesterday I also had
00:43:40My own plans
00:43:42Go to the bathroom
00:43:43Like a human being
00:43:44But I couldn't
00:43:45So stay and wait for them
00:43:47Well, goodbye
00:43:50The first flea market in the world
00:43:53The famous Clignacourt in Paris
00:43:56Appeared at the time of Napoleon
00:43:58Why did they call it a flea market?
00:44:01Because of the fleas that reproduced
00:44:03In the piles of garbage
00:44:05And this is what they did
00:44:07Nicolait!
00:44:09Don't eat my head
00:44:11Don't avoid the question
00:44:13I'm asking you
00:44:14When are you going to give me
00:44:15The 100 bucks you owe me?
00:44:20The business is not going well
00:44:21I need you to give me
00:44:22One more week
00:44:24We can make a change
00:44:26What do you think?
00:44:27Look, I have this book
00:44:29The bourgeois gentile man by Molière
00:44:31Its price is incalculable
00:44:32But I'll leave it to you for 200
00:44:34Who's going to want your Molière?
00:44:36Here people look for
00:44:38Crucifixes, horoscopes
00:44:40And you come with your Molière
00:44:43What's wrong?
00:44:44Petrona
00:44:45Can you take care of my things, please?
00:44:47I need to go
00:44:48Relieve a need
00:44:50Okay, yes
00:44:51I can't take it anymore, I'm sorry
00:44:52Run, come on, don't hold back
00:44:54I'll take care of them
00:45:17I can't believe it
00:45:42How much is it?
00:45:45What the hell are you doing?
00:45:46Do you sell it?
00:45:47I don't know, it's not mine
00:45:48No
00:45:49What if you sell it?
00:45:50I told you it's not mine
00:45:53But look at what he's doing
00:46:00How much is it?
00:46:01I don't know, it's not mine
00:46:02I can't believe it
00:46:04And who sells it?
00:46:05I don't know, it's not mine
00:46:06It's the first time I come here
00:46:08I'm telling you, I'm sorry
00:46:17It could happen to anyone
00:46:31Hello
00:46:33Yes, I called the plumber
00:46:37What do you mean there's no one?
00:46:39Ring the bell
00:46:40There has to be a girl who's going to open it
00:46:42A girl
00:46:44What do you mean there's no one?
00:46:46What do you mean there's no one?
00:46:48There's no one?
00:46:49No one
00:46:51Ah, there's no one
00:47:16Ring the bell
00:47:35Hello, Abelita
00:47:37What do you want?
00:47:38But old man, you're so funny
00:47:40What don't you like?
00:47:42Don't you understand?
00:47:43No
00:47:44I asked you to wait for the plumbers
00:47:46Well, I stayed waiting for your plumbers until two, as we had agreed
00:47:50But they didn't come
00:47:52Yes, they came
00:47:53At two and ten
00:47:54And you had gone
00:47:57And why do I have to know they're so late?
00:48:01I couldn't spend the whole fucking day waiting for them until they showed up
00:48:05I have things to do
00:48:06You have things to do
00:48:08What things do you have to do?
00:48:09Running from here to there, showing the men their ass
00:48:15Abuelito
00:48:18Old man
00:48:20Why are you so disgusting?
00:48:23I brought you cognac
00:48:25And smoked chorizo
00:48:27Smoked chorizo
00:48:29At night
00:48:30Do you want me to cough?
00:48:31My stomach is going to stop
00:48:33Let's see, beautiful
00:48:35You don't want it for the good
00:48:37It will be for the bad
00:48:38You're going to sleep on the street
00:48:41Walking and singing
00:48:45Ah, well
00:48:47I asked you for the good
00:48:49And I asked you humanely
00:48:51The only thing you had to do was
00:48:54Wait
00:49:03Are you crazy?
00:49:04The cables are all melted
00:49:06What are you doing?
00:49:08What are you doing?
00:49:09I had doubts about you
00:49:11I'm going to walk around singing like I wanted
00:49:13You've lost your mind
00:49:14It's two in the morning
00:49:16Turn it off, turn it off
00:49:18All the neighbors are going to end up coming
00:49:20Come on, we'll have a party
00:49:22Or better yet, a wet t-shirt contest
00:49:25Come on, cheer up
00:49:26Calm down for fuck's sake
00:49:28Someone's going to end up calling the police
00:49:31Call me, I love uniformed guys
00:49:34Until dawn
00:49:36If you don't calm down immediately, Elisabeth
00:49:39I swear
00:49:40I'm going to look for a belt
00:49:43And I'm going to slap you in the ass
00:50:00Fucking shitty girl
00:50:02Fuck
00:50:06And that means I'm going to fuck you for sure
00:50:10You're not free
00:50:12You're not fashionable anymore
00:50:14Come on
00:50:17Oh girls
00:50:19I'm sick of their diseases
00:50:22You don't understand me because yours are real men
00:50:25Especially Elisa's
00:50:27Mine is a ruin
00:50:29What you were looking for is a half-dead man and not waiting too long for the inheritance
00:50:32Exactly
00:50:33I was the safest with coronary disease
00:50:35But nothing, these Israeli doctors with another new technique operated on him
00:50:39And I've been a nurse for five years
00:50:41Taking his cunt
00:50:43Oh Elisita, you make me jealous
00:50:45I'm dying of envy
00:50:47But it's healthy envy, don't think anything bad
00:50:50Because you have a daddy
00:50:52And he's also a great daddy
00:50:55He's not like the ones now
00:50:57He's smart, well-educated
00:50:58In short, he's European, he's not a wanderer
00:51:01I don't understand how I can live with him
00:51:04We have one every day
00:51:06Recently in Thailand he hooked some trans
00:51:09And these non-men gave him the octopus one
00:51:11We had to suture his head
00:51:13And in Dubai, a camel spit in his face
00:51:16And he threw himself on it
00:51:17And as a result, one rib less
00:51:19And in Egypt, the mother who gave birth to him
00:51:21Egypt, that was something amazing, incredible
00:51:25He bet that he could endure a whole day naked in the desert
00:51:30We barely managed to take him to the hospital in the helicopter
00:51:34He has decided that if they don't kill him in the 90s, he's immortal
00:51:38Idiot, asshole, he's an idiot
00:51:40I'm so angry, fuck
00:51:43For us, beautiful and young
00:51:46You won't believe it
00:51:47Yesterday my boyfriend told me
00:51:49Cari, we're going to get pregnant
00:51:51And I told him
00:51:52God, but you know, that's a very important step
00:51:55And at the same time I'm thinking
00:51:57What is he telling me?
00:51:58My investment in this chest
00:51:59My investment in this chest
00:52:00Exceeded what he had invested in the entire province of Chernigov
00:52:04And they have to feed me, not his son
00:52:06And what are you going to do?
00:52:08I have no idea, what a bitch
00:52:15Yes, tell me
00:52:17And what?
00:52:18And then?
00:52:20And then?
00:52:22Fuck, are you stupid or what?
00:52:25Call the ambulance, I'm coming
00:52:27I already told you yes
00:52:29Are you an idiot or not?
00:52:30I couldn't find a corkscrew
00:52:31And I broke the champagne of a sablazo
00:52:33And the little one to the shit
00:52:35Fuck, it's a whole rambo
00:52:37It's over, I'm running, are you coming with me?
00:52:39What do I do if not?
00:52:40Well, let's go fast, come on
00:52:41Honey, are you leaving too?
00:52:43Yes, Cari, today I come without a car
00:52:45Close my account please
00:52:46I've left money in the car, thank you
00:52:48Of course, girl, no problem
00:52:50Thank you, kisses
00:52:51Are you going to take long?
00:52:52He's going to bleed completely
00:52:53Oh, I'm coming, it's my fault that he raises Rambo or what?
00:52:59Yes
00:53:04Miss, we are already closing
00:53:06What? Already?
00:53:08I'm sorry
00:53:10Well, okay
00:53:59I'm sorry
00:54:06Stop sighing at once
00:54:08How many times do I have to repeat it?
00:54:10So you learn at once
00:54:12That you have to come back before 12
00:54:15I'm an older person and I have my customs
00:54:18Have you looked at the clock?
00:54:20It's already 12 and 10
00:54:22It's over
00:54:24The hotel is closed
00:54:25You can sleep wherever you want
00:54:27On the grass, in a fountain or next to a virgin
00:54:30I don't care
00:54:31Not a fucking shit
00:54:35And nothing happens, nothing happens
00:54:36Once you fall asleep on the street
00:54:38You will understand it for life
00:54:40If you don't want to do it for good
00:54:43Have you shut up?
00:54:44Very good, you have nothing to say
00:54:45All day doing the pendant out there
00:54:48Yes, of course, and on top of that you are outraged
00:54:50You keep silence
00:54:52Instead of apologizing
00:54:54Like a normal person and saying
00:54:56I'm sorry, old man, this and that
00:55:00Elizabeth!
00:55:02I'm talking to you
00:55:04This girl is the worst
00:55:06And she doesn't even answer me
00:55:25But how?
00:55:27Old man!
00:55:29What don't you understand?
00:55:30Elizabeth!
00:55:32It's you, you scared me
00:55:34What are you doing there?
00:55:36I live here
00:55:37Well, get down and open because the door is closed
00:55:40It's not closed, it's open
00:55:42I don't care
00:55:43I'm going to sleep
00:55:44I don't care
00:55:45I'm going to sleep
00:55:47I'm going to sleep
00:55:48I'm going to sleep
00:55:49I'm going to sleep
00:55:50I'm going to sleep
00:55:51I'm going to sleep
00:55:52I'm going to sleep
00:55:53It's not closed, it's closed
00:55:54What do you say?
00:55:55The albergue is open until twelve
00:55:57And now it's twelve and a quarter
00:55:59You're free, come back tomorrow
00:56:01But what do you say?
00:56:02I let you enter my house
00:56:03I didn't leave you lying
00:56:05And you, you're kicking an old man out
00:56:07Calm down, nothing's going to happen to you
00:56:09It's not cold on the street
00:56:11You can spend the night wherever you want
00:56:12On the grass, in a fountain, or next to a fence
00:56:14That's enough
00:56:16Get down and open immediately
00:56:18And if not what?
00:56:19I'll kick the door down and you'll understand
00:56:21Be careful, don't get an attack while you're doing it
00:56:24Elizabeth!
00:56:26Elizabeth, come back here!
00:56:28Grandpa, sleep on the grass!
00:56:30What a viper you are!
00:56:32How can you treat me like this?
00:56:34You know, I've had a very good teacher
00:56:36Besides, I wasn't born yesterday
00:56:37Good night
00:56:38But how am I going to spend a good night here?
00:56:40Lisa, come here!
00:56:42Elizabeth, come back!
00:56:46What you have to see at this point
00:56:48I wish you a good night
00:56:50Elizabeth!
00:56:51Get down and open quickly!
00:56:54I'm cold
00:56:56And I'm going to go home with my slippers
00:57:03Oh, Lisa, you're doing a great job
00:57:07It's very cool, really
00:57:08Yes, what a daddy you've got
00:57:10I'm jealous
00:57:13Come on, let's toast to Lisa
00:57:15Thank you, girls
00:57:16To you, my best friends
00:57:18Let's take a selfie
00:57:20Let's go
00:57:21Yes, let's go
00:57:22Well, let's go, let's go
00:57:24Let's get ready
00:57:25Babies!
00:57:33Girls, one second
00:57:34Okay
00:57:37What's wrong?
00:57:39Nothing
00:57:40Where are you going?
00:57:42To the sauna
00:57:43Well, what are you waiting for?
00:57:49Lisa, what's wrong?
00:57:53It's a total disaster
00:57:55Have you seen how he's doing?
00:57:57He's been like this all week
00:57:59He's been pretending to be a beggar
00:58:01And getting drunk out there
00:58:05Remembering old times
00:58:08He's nostalgic
00:58:10But that's enough
00:58:11I've punished him today
00:58:13I'll go right now and I'll remind him
00:58:16I'll go right now and I'll remind him
00:58:18And don't let him show up here and ruin our party
00:58:22Oh, you're so tough with him
00:58:24Aren't you?
00:58:26You're an abnormal
00:58:27What are you doing here?
00:58:28Don't you see I have guests?
00:58:29What are all these people doing here?
00:58:31Stop, we talked about this yesterday
00:58:33I don't get involved in your business, nor do you get involved in mine
00:58:35Nobody gets involved in your business
00:58:37You could just let me know and ask for permission
00:58:40And why the hell didn't you ask me when you brought your theater friends here?
00:58:43At least they brought the food
00:58:46Nevera, fill another week
00:58:48Sit here and don't come out, okay?
00:58:50Okay
00:58:54Girls, everything's fine
00:58:57The party continues
00:59:00Why are you so bitter?
00:59:02Belina's daddy
00:59:03Gross
00:59:04Really?
00:59:07Don't suffer anymore, poor thing
00:59:09Yes, tomorrow will be the party
00:59:11I mean, the funeral
00:59:16Elizabeth!
00:59:18You have no shame
00:59:24This is the third time I've come
00:59:26Do you hear me?
00:59:29Elizabeth!
00:59:35What?
00:59:36No, nothing
00:59:37Okay
00:59:39You're all hooked on those gadgets
00:59:41You eat with them, you sleep with them
00:59:43And even in the bathroom, you go with them
00:59:45It's crazy
00:59:46As if you didn't bring a book
00:59:48You can't compare a book
00:59:50It's an eternal well of wisdom
00:59:52And next to it, your internet is shit
00:59:54This is the future, old man
00:59:56The internet is a storage of knowledge
00:59:59You know, you're too old-fashioned
01:00:01Really?
01:00:02You hear me?
01:00:03Looking at the screen like pigs in a dining room
01:00:06And not doing anything
01:00:08Do you think that's progress?
01:00:10In my opinion, that's degradation
01:00:12Listen, if everything new to you is degrading
01:00:14Why do you want to use the toilet?
01:00:16Just like in your books, shit behind a bush
01:00:18Why do you want a fridge?
01:00:20Dig a basement
01:00:21And finally, throw your phone away
01:00:22And I tell you that the internet is a dumpster
01:00:24Where a fool shows another fool how to be more stupid
01:00:27And in the end, both are still exactly as stupid
01:00:30How do you know that?
01:00:31Have you ever used it?
01:00:32Do you mean I look stupid?
01:00:34Stupid and bad
01:00:36A little advice
01:00:37Take my laptop and watch kittens on YouTube
01:00:39You'll relax anyway
01:00:40That's what a fool would do
01:00:42Well, then get into a social network, I don't know
01:00:44Look for your schoolmates, chat
01:00:46Maybe that way you'll stop scratching my head
01:00:48Schoolmates?
01:00:50What a bunch of idiots
01:00:51Yes, man, they're all idiots and you're incredible
01:00:53Yes, that's me
01:00:55And I'm not alone
01:00:56Because a person with a good book in their hands
01:00:58Can never feel alone
01:01:01Is that yours?
01:01:02No
01:01:03It's a quote from the great Italian playwright Carlo Goldoni
01:01:07Although I'm not sure if you know what a quote is
01:01:10God, man, cut it out
01:01:12Go with your Goldoni wherever you want
01:01:14And leave me alone
01:01:15Wait, come here
01:01:17Come here, I haven't told you everything
01:01:20Nothing, she's leaving
01:01:21She has nothing to say
01:01:22I'll be late
01:01:23What's the point of answering
01:01:25If you don't have enough brain to understand a computer?
01:01:27I do everything with your computer in zero
01:01:29Do you understand?
01:01:30The point is if you're able to read this book
01:01:33I'm sure that in the middle of the book
01:01:35Your brain will have exploded
01:01:36If you have something to explode
01:01:38Okay
01:01:39If you want war, you'll have war
01:01:41What are you going to do?
01:01:42I read your fucking book
01:01:44And you learn to use the internet, okay?
01:01:46Deal
01:02:01Thank you
01:02:08My girl
01:02:10How did he die?
01:02:12Hold on one more hour and bye
01:02:15Cheer up
01:02:30God
01:02:36I'm sorry
01:02:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry
01:02:40God
01:02:41Oh my God, I'm sorry
01:02:42Forgive me for the love of God
01:02:43Nothing, nothing
01:02:44I'm sorry
01:02:45It's okay
01:02:47It's okay
01:02:58Dear friends
01:03:00Thank you for finding time for me
01:03:02In these times you don't see women as beautiful as you
01:03:05With a good book
01:03:07He was a wonderful person
01:03:09Kind, generous
01:03:11This is my favorite
01:03:13He was a man of the world
01:03:15I always reread it when I'm sad
01:03:21I understand
01:03:39Has she come alone?
01:03:42As he said
01:03:47To a very famous Italian
01:03:50A person with a good book in his hands
01:03:53He can't feel alone
01:03:56I couldn't agree more
01:04:05Will you die?
01:04:07Elizabeth
01:04:11It's very hard to find the words at this moment
01:04:15But I'll try
01:04:17My first summer without you
01:04:21It has been quite good
01:04:25First summer without you
01:04:28I'll keep it until January
01:04:32Listen, Elizabeth
01:04:33What has Dobrovolski put in your head?
01:04:35What Dobrovolski?
01:04:37Well, that guy who approached you at the funeral
01:04:40Ah, Borislavito, nothing
01:04:42We just met
01:04:45What a bitch!
01:04:46When one lives in a castle
01:04:48And Dobrovolski is already his Borislavito
01:04:50Fuck, what a piece of bitch
01:04:52Lena
01:04:53What does Borislavito do?
01:04:56Are you serious?
01:04:58He's a bank clerk
01:05:00Wow
01:05:02The truth is that you are a bastard with a lot of luck
01:05:05To find a daddy like that at a funeral
01:05:07It's like catching a frog at a wedding
01:05:13Girls, girls, all together
01:05:17My first summer without you
01:05:21It has been quite good
01:05:25First summer without you
01:05:28I'll keep it until January
01:05:36Evelyn, I invite you
01:05:38For the youngest and richest life
01:05:46Excuse me, Evelyn Eduardovna
01:05:48Do I serve red or black caviar?
01:05:50Black, of course, man
01:05:52Can't you see I'm mourning?
01:06:05Mmm
01:06:33Hello
01:06:34Hello Elizabeth, good morning
01:06:36I'm Borislav
01:06:38Borislav? What Borislav?
01:06:41Well, yesterday we happened to meet at an event
01:06:47Not very pleasant
01:06:50Ah, yes, Borislav
01:06:52Hello, yes
01:06:54Do you want something?
01:06:56Yes, well, you impressed me yesterday
01:07:00A lot
01:07:02With your way of thinking
01:07:04And I had thought that maybe today we could meet and see each other
01:07:09See each other?
01:07:11I don't know
01:07:13I need to check my schedule
01:07:15Give me a second
01:07:25Yes, he was lucky
01:07:27Today I have all afternoon off
01:07:29Good, great
01:07:31So, I'll see you at the San Andres slope
01:07:35At thirteen, at eight
01:07:37See you later
01:07:38See you soon
01:07:44What?
01:07:46Nothing
01:07:47Ok, then
01:07:54Have you read a lot?
01:07:56A little
01:07:58Has Anuska spread the seeds?
01:08:01Anuska?
01:08:02Yes
01:08:04Yes, she has spread them already
01:08:06Give me the butter
01:08:07Ah, of course
01:08:08And is Hippopotamus already in Buenos Aires?
01:08:11No, he hasn't arrived yet
01:08:13As always, very sincere
01:08:15Couldn't you just say that you haven't read it?
01:08:18You don't have to lie
01:08:20And you never shut up?
01:08:22Or do I have to remind you of last night?
01:08:25I don't know what you're talking about
01:08:26I don't know what happened last night
01:08:28Can I have the butter?
01:08:30Yes
01:08:32Well, last night I was investigating
01:08:36As we had agreed
01:08:38All you did was spend the night watching memes
01:08:42Well, enjoy
01:08:46Elizabeth
01:08:47What?
01:08:50I wanted to tell you
01:08:53One thing
01:08:56I don't understand anything
01:08:59On the internet
01:09:02Without your help
01:09:05What are you saying?
01:09:11To be clear, the internet is a global computer network
01:09:14In which all kinds of morons can communicate all over the world
01:09:19Listen to music, watch movies, read books
01:09:22Order food, buy, travel, work remotely
01:09:26And who knows what else
01:09:27Really?
01:09:28Now you'll see
01:09:29Click on Safari
01:09:30Which one?
01:09:32Open Safari
01:09:33Whose?
01:09:34Whose what?
01:09:35Well, Safari is hunting
01:09:37Safari is a browser
01:09:39Do you see the compass icon?
01:09:40The compass icon
01:09:42This is going to take a while
01:09:45Move your finger on the touch panel
01:09:48The what?
01:09:49This is a finger
01:09:51This is a touch panel
01:09:52Now move your finger on the touch panel
01:09:54And look for the Safari icon
01:09:56Which is a compass
01:09:57Click and...
01:09:58Hallelujah!
01:09:59Grandpa is on the internet
01:10:01Do you get it?
01:10:02I'll take a notebook and write everything down
01:10:15Well, your main tool is the search bar
01:10:17Do you see it up there?
01:10:19Is this it?
01:10:20Yes, that's it
01:10:21You write here everything you want to find, know or ask
01:10:24For example, the time in Bogdanovka
01:10:26Write
01:10:27For you it's very easy to say write
01:10:28You're smart, you get it fast
01:10:30I believe in you
01:10:35Po
01:10:36Why doesn't this trash write our language?
01:10:38Change the language, genius
01:10:40What?
01:10:41Command space
01:10:43Ok
01:10:54Something like that
01:10:55Super
01:10:56Now to register in social networks you need an email
01:10:58What is an email?
01:10:59Don't be stupid, old man
01:11:00The email is the email
01:11:02Email, mailbox, but on the internet
01:11:04Understand me?
01:11:05Of course
01:11:07Then come on baby, let's register
01:11:13Online
01:11:18On that page you can sell your beloved books online
01:11:23What do you mean online?
01:11:24Online
01:11:25It means you don't have to go to that shady market and sell them from home
01:11:29Really?
01:11:31Even now at 7.30 at night
01:11:34Or 8 or 9, whenever you want
01:11:37Very comfortable
01:11:39What do you mean 7.30?
01:11:40It's already 7.30?
01:11:42It's already 7.30?
01:11:43Damn, I'm late, I'm alone
01:11:45And what do I do?
01:11:46Whatever you want
01:11:47You leave the book
01:11:56Online
01:11:58Online
01:12:11Elizabeth
01:12:16Where are you going?
01:12:17Borislav
01:12:19Please forgive me
01:12:21I'm not only late, I'm almost lost
01:12:24Nothing, just an hour and a half
01:12:26That's not late
01:12:29And although unfortunately all the daisies have already withered
01:12:33I bring you these flowers, which were the teacher's favorite
01:12:38Please
01:12:39Thank you
01:12:40I thought it would be symbolic to stay at the Afanasyvic monument
01:12:46Sure
01:12:51And who is it?
01:12:53Bulgakov Mikhail Afanasyvic, the author of his favorite novel
01:13:00It was a joke
01:13:02But apparently it wasn't funny
01:13:05Forgive me for the love of God
01:13:09I still haven't recovered from yesterday
01:13:12Sure
01:13:13My friends and I were with Evelina all night
01:13:16You did well
01:13:17Yes
01:13:18Yes
01:13:20But let's not talk about sad things
01:13:22No, of course not
01:13:23Let's go
01:13:24With pleasure
01:13:25Where?
01:13:26There is a good place that is close
01:13:29It's a small basement, you'll like it
01:13:31It looks a lot like the teacher's house
01:13:33Do you remember?
01:13:34I'm going to tell you in a few words what the author took 12 years to write
01:13:39Fuck, old man, how smart you are
01:13:41If you almost handle the computer well, tell me in a way that I understand
01:13:44Okay, I'll give you a summary
01:13:47Well
01:13:49Well, brother
01:13:56Die, machine of the devil!
01:14:17Thank you very much for showing me this place
01:14:20Very cozy and, most importantly, everything is very delicious
01:14:24Well, you're welcome
01:14:26Elizabeth, I think it's time to start tutoring
01:14:32I think it's good
01:14:34Good? Well, that's great
01:14:36Then I propose to continue this wonderful evening
01:14:39We take a walk or we can have a cocktail
01:14:43Or we can go to my house
01:14:45I have a wonderful library that may interest you
01:14:49I'm sorry, I promised my father that I wouldn't be late tonight
01:14:54A sacred father
01:14:56But, on the other hand, I can call him and let him know so he doesn't worry
01:15:00Excellent
01:15:02Damn phone, excuse me, please
01:15:06Hello
01:15:08You don't apply the rule of not calling after 10 at night
01:15:13What do you mean the Tokyo Stock Exchange has collapsed?
01:15:15How many points?
01:15:39Are you reading this?
01:15:40Yes
01:15:42Well done
01:15:43Do you like it?
01:15:44Yes
01:15:47And how far have you read already?
01:15:49Old man, what do you want?
01:15:52Lisa, I have something to tell you
01:15:55I don't even know how to start
01:15:57Can you imagine?
01:15:59I don't know how, but your laptop
01:16:02It's broken
01:16:04Look
01:16:05What do you mean? Has it broken by itself?
01:16:08Yes
01:16:10And you didn't do anything?
01:16:11God forbid, I was working very hard
01:16:14And I went to do my needs and when I came back it was broken
01:16:18Forgive me, Lisa
01:16:19No forgiveness, Lisa
01:16:21Do you know how much this costs?
01:16:22How much?
01:16:233,000 bucks
01:16:24I'll compensate you somehow
01:16:25I'll take some of the pension and I'll compensate you
01:16:28Even if it takes me years to do it
01:16:30With the pension? Are you immortal or what?
01:16:32No, I'm not immortal, but look, I thought we could
01:16:35We could do this
01:16:37I can have it repaired because it will be much cheaper
01:16:41Okay, you know
01:16:46I'll go on foot
01:16:48Well, go in your bus and buy bread with what's left
01:16:52Thank you, girl
01:16:56I'll give you back the rest with my pension
01:17:04Wait
01:17:08Let me see
01:17:10Take it off
01:17:12It's not broken, it's out of battery
01:17:15Oh, so you're a swindler too
01:17:17No, no, no
01:17:18Who's swindling old people
01:17:21You cheat on your grandpa and you're happy
01:17:23Give me my money
01:17:24No way
01:17:26Anuska spilled the oil, you didn't spread the seeds
01:17:28You're the one who didn't read the book and you were taking my money
01:17:30Don't tell me that now and give it back
01:17:32I want my money
01:17:33No, I won it
01:17:34You won it?
01:17:37You broke it and I fixed it
01:17:38You stole it from me as if I were a fool
01:17:40Those from the technical service would have left you without a penny
01:17:43Give the money back to the good
01:17:45Give me my money
01:17:46Hi, Borislav
01:17:47Give me the money back
01:17:49Of course I'm fine
01:17:50Give it back
01:17:53Yes, yes, I remember
01:17:55At eight o'clock near the Aglinka monument
01:17:58Okay, bye
01:18:00You're a swindler
01:18:26What's this?
01:18:27It's a bag
01:18:29To hell with the bag
01:18:32Who the hell wears a hat in this heat?
01:18:34You're right, get out
01:18:40What's this?
01:18:41That's the belt
01:18:42To hell with the belt
01:18:43I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
01:18:46Who is it?
01:18:47It'll be my father
01:18:49A father is important
01:18:51I don't want to bother
01:19:00What?
01:19:02Elizabeth, you can congratulate me
01:19:04I've registered
01:19:05Congratulations
01:19:06Listen, they're asking me for a picture for my profile
01:19:09So I have to go to the salon to be able to do it
01:19:12Yes, 10x15
01:19:13And you send it by mail
01:19:15What kind of person are you?
01:19:16Can you answer me well for once or not?
01:19:18You don't need pictures, God
01:19:20Just omit that point
01:19:21And don't call me again, please
01:19:29Is everything okay?
01:19:30Yes, I'm sorry
01:19:31I'm an only child and he loves me a lot
01:19:36Here's your cognac
01:19:38Thank you very much
01:19:39A 50-year-old cognac
01:19:42Does it bother you that we're the same age?
01:19:46Not at all
01:20:00The phone again
01:20:01Everyone go to hell
01:20:06What if it's your father?
01:20:08Yes, it's true
01:20:11I won't bother you
01:20:17Why the hell are you calling me again?
01:20:19I told you I'm busy
01:20:21I'm busy
01:20:22I'm busy
01:20:23I'm busy
01:20:24I'm busy
01:20:25I'm busy
01:20:26I'm busy
01:20:27I'm busy
01:20:28I'm busy
01:20:29I'm sorry, Elizabeth
01:20:30How can I link a card to my account?
01:20:32God, I'll help you with everything
01:20:34Please don't call me
01:20:36Don't be late
01:20:37Because I've seen the 10 most brutal murders on YouTube
01:20:40It's terrible what's going on
01:20:42It's terrible
01:20:43God, what have I taught you?
01:20:45You're making me dizzy
01:20:46Read a book and don't call me
01:20:59Your house is very cozy
01:21:02It just lacks a feminine touch
01:21:06I'll have to bring you more often
01:21:09So you can give it to her
01:21:28I'm sorry, Elizabeth
01:21:29But this is the last time
01:21:31You can congratulate me
01:21:32The process has begun
01:21:34A guy wrote to me
01:21:35He wants to buy my book
01:21:37Finally
01:21:38The first sale
01:21:58I'm sorry, Elizabeth
01:21:59But this is the last time
01:22:00You can congratulate me
01:22:01The process has begun
01:22:02A guy wrote to me
01:22:03He wants to buy my book
01:22:04Finally
01:22:05The first sale
01:22:06I'm sorry, Elizabeth
01:22:07But this is the last time
01:22:08You can congratulate me
01:22:09The first sale
01:22:10I'm sorry, Elizabeth
01:22:11But this is the last time
01:22:12You can congratulate me
01:22:13The first sale
01:22:14I'm sorry, Elizabeth
01:22:15But this is the last time
01:22:16You can congratulate me
01:22:17The first sale
01:22:18I'm sorry, Elizabeth
01:22:19But this is the last time
01:22:20You can congratulate me
01:22:21The first sale
01:22:22I'm sorry, Elizabeth
01:22:23But this is the last time
01:22:24You can congratulate me
01:22:25The first sale
01:22:26I'm sorry, Elizabeth