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00:00I have a report to make.
00:02What is it?
00:03You meet a lot of talent on TV, right?
00:06Especially when they're tall and famous.
00:10Like a big senior.
00:12When I say, Ishii-san, I'm watching that.
00:14It's usually from NHK.
00:17100 Minutes.
00:19Like that.
00:20Like Natori Yuko-san.
00:22I'm watching.
00:24And this time...
00:26Kai Band's Kai Yoshihiro-san.
00:31It's a must-watch show.
00:34And this is it.
00:36Even though it's a TV show.
00:37TV show.
00:38I don't get it.
00:39I don't miss it.
00:41I don't even watch the stream.
00:43Really?
00:44What's going on?
00:45I don't get it.
00:47I don't get it, but if I were to say it,
00:49I'd rather not.
00:53He's an amazing artist.
00:54He's an amazing artist.
00:55Right?
00:57I'm watching this show.
00:59Oh no, I'm getting nervous.
01:01If Kai-san watches this,
01:02and tries to be hooked on Kai-san,
01:03he'll definitely fail.
01:05I don't know if I'll be hooked on Kai-san.
01:09How about you, Nakane-san?
01:11Oh, right.
01:12You've started watching your own voice acting, right?
01:15I've watched this too.
01:16You have?
01:17Yes.
01:18I was surprised that it was really like a white swan.
01:22Is that a white swan?
01:24Because it's hard,
01:25if you say it from a distance,
01:27but if you edit it from a distance,
01:29it becomes a white swan.
01:31But,
01:32when Okubo-san came,
01:34his soccer talk was really good.
01:38He was really interested in that subject.
01:42He was originally interested in soccer,
01:44so I think he was really excited.
01:46It was fun.
01:47Right?
01:48So,
01:49we'll start with this segment.
01:51Time Table Review!
01:57We've prepared a timetable from November 11th to November 17th.
02:03This week,
02:04once again,
02:05we'll be doing
02:06What Will You Do?
02:07What should I say?
02:08If it's a regular show,
02:09I'll interview people from time to time,
02:11and if I think I can do it,
02:12I'll ask for various things and follow along.
02:14If it doesn't go well,
02:15I'll do it again.
02:16If it doesn't go well,
02:17I'll do it again.
02:18It's a show that I should do,
02:20but I'll stick to it.
02:21I'll stick to it,
02:22so I thought I'd be able to film something interesting.
02:24That episode,
02:25the first person I met,
02:26he said he wanted to go to a sushi restaurant.
02:28So,
02:29I was going to meet him on the day,
02:31but my stomach started to hurt.
02:33I had a stomachache for some reason,
02:35and I couldn't move for a few days.
02:37So,
02:38I thought I should quit.
02:39So,
02:40I started filming again the next day.
02:42So, I started filming again the next day.
02:44The person who was the main person at the time
02:47came to Japan
02:48and said,
02:49he wanted to eat eel bowl.
02:50He said he wanted to eat eel bowl.
02:51But,
02:52something started to go wrong.
02:54He said he hated eel
02:56because it was disgusting.
03:00So,
03:01he ate eel in Japan,
03:02and ate it at a famous restaurant.
03:04If it wasn't good,
03:05he wouldn't eat eel for the rest of his life.
03:07But,
03:08he didn't want to end it without a challenge.
03:11So,
03:12he said he wanted to eat eel
03:14that he hated
03:16for the last time.
03:20So,
03:21I think
03:22it's based on a telop.
03:25He went to a famous restaurant to eat eel,
03:28but it wasn't good.
03:31You can't broadcast that.
03:35You can't say where the restaurant is.
03:37You can't say where the restaurant is.
03:38No matter how you think about it,
03:40it should have been recorded,
03:42but he said it wasn't good.
03:44So,
03:45he said it was a challenge again.
03:47And,
03:48when he ate eel for the rest of his life,
03:50he said it was disgusting.
03:51He kept saying it was disgusting.
03:53But,
03:54the owner of a very famous restaurant
03:57said,
03:58if it was a challenge,
03:59he would do it for the last time.
04:01But,
04:02at the end,
04:03he said it was good.
04:05Normally,
04:06when the previous restaurant's recording was ruined,
04:09he would stop.
04:10He would stop.
04:11He was nervous.
04:13It's interesting.
04:14How far will he chase him,
04:15and how far will he give up?
04:17As a director,
04:19when I was listening to the guests
04:21on the radio,
04:23half of the time,
04:25I thought,
04:26this is a long story.
04:28I understand.
04:29Should I cut it?
04:30I understand.
04:31But,
04:32should I cut it or not?
04:33Or,
04:34should I listen to it until the end?
04:35I'm glad I didn't cut it.
04:37That's amazing.
04:38It happens.
04:39Especially when it's live,
04:41you can't wait any longer.
04:43That's right.
04:44It can't be helped.
04:46It's a jackal.
04:47He forced himself to go to the ball.
04:49He brought the ball here.
04:51But,
04:52when he came back,
04:53he seemed to be dissatisfied.
04:54Even though we were there.
04:56It can't be helped.
04:58It's our responsibility.
04:59The referee was looking at the clock.
05:01I thought,
05:02I'll take the ball.
05:04Next,
05:05it's this corner.
05:06It's the TV program we're doing now.
05:11In this corner,
05:12we'll introduce the TV program
05:14we recommend
05:15to our guests.
05:17This is the program we're doing today.
05:20This is embarrassing.
05:22This is Gottan,
05:23which airs every Saturday at 1.50 p.m.
05:27Our guests,
05:28well, our partners are here.
05:30But,
05:31the proper ones should come.
05:32The proper ones.
05:35When we first met,
05:36at a radio event,
05:38I was with the improper ones.
05:41But,
05:42I've been doing radio for a long time,
05:44and a lot of guests came.
05:46Then,
05:47I looked at them,
05:48and thought,
05:49I didn't know that
05:50there were so many people
05:52at the improper ones.
05:56You're a senior of the same personality.
05:58I'm a big senior.
06:00And I laughed,
06:01because they were serious.
06:05Let's call them.
06:06Mr. Ogi Ahagi,
06:07Mr. Ogi Hiroaki.
06:10Welcome.
06:12Welcome.
06:13Thank you for the fun program.
06:17I've wanted to come here since the beginning.
06:21I've been talking to Mr. Hiroaki.
06:23You show people who don't like eels
06:25from where they live.
06:27Yes.
06:28Isn't that stupid?
06:30I thought so, too.
06:31What do you want to do?
06:32It's a mystery.
06:34You show foreigners who say it's disgusting
06:37even more disgusting.
06:40I didn't know there were so many people like eels.
06:44I love eels.
06:46So, in his car,
06:48I was like,
06:49eels, eels, eels.
06:51eels, eels, eels, eels.
06:53eels, eels, eels, eels.
06:55eels, eels, eels, eels.
06:59Hello.
07:00I'm Amemiya,
07:01who only sees eels.
07:02There are eels.
07:04Let's get started.
07:05Before that,
07:06this way, please.
07:08From 6.30 p.m. tonight,
07:10we'll have Tetsuro Degawa's
07:12Let Me Charge Special.
07:14Sing, sing.
07:15Delicious.
07:16The guest rider is Nana Suzuki.
07:19I'm always angry no matter who comes.
07:21No, Mom.
07:22Please take the money.
07:24I told you to compare it properly.
07:26Yoshizumi Shihara is here, too.
07:28You're worse than on TV.
07:29Are you okay?
07:31Are you drunk?
07:34It's delicious.
07:36Is it fun to ride a bike in the mud?
07:38It's not fun.
07:40As expected of a band member.
07:42From Miyajima in autumn,
07:43we'll go to Tobishima Kaido.
07:45Let Me Charge Special
07:47by Tetsuro Degawa
07:49will air at 6.30 p.m. tonight.
07:51Look forward to it.
08:01I've been riding a motorcycle for 17 years.
08:02I've been riding a motorcycle regularly for 17 years.
08:04It's been 2,005 years since I started.
08:07You've been riding a motorcycle for 17 years.
08:09There are times when you're really bored.
08:12As a viewer,
08:13there are times when you're bored.
08:17You're bored,
08:18but you don't pretend not to be bored.
08:21I get bored very quickly
08:23when I watch other programs.
08:27But when I'm bored,
08:29I get scared.
08:31What do you mean?
08:32I'm still being forced to do things.
08:34Oh, I see.
08:35Mr. Sakuma immediately
08:37tells Mr. Ogi to do it.
08:40The moment Mr. Ogi took his eyes off me,
08:42he told me to do it.
08:44I was like,
08:45don't come to me.
08:47That's why it's amazing.
08:48I can't get out of this program,
08:49so I can't get bored.
08:51Everyone does their best
08:53and tries to do this and that.
08:56Most of the time,
08:57the people who try to do this
08:59don't even look at me.
09:01I don't like that either.
09:03I don't like it either.
09:04Everyone doesn't like it.
09:05When you're in a group.
09:06Mr. Ogi immediately warned me.
09:08Don't come prepared!
09:10He told me to do it properly.
09:12Mr. Ogi said,
09:13I don't like that kind of thing.
09:18I don't like being prepared.
09:20Even if it's fun.
09:21The most interesting episode
09:23I've ever been on
09:25was...
09:26I wonder what it was.
09:28Mr. Ogi is really...
09:30He's a man who doesn't remember
09:32almost everything in his life.
09:33I don't remember anything.
09:36It's crazy that he was sent
09:38to the last battle of God Town.
09:42The first person I thought was interesting
09:45was Mr. Ogi.
09:47It wasn't Mr. Yahagi.
09:49It was about 30 years ago.
09:50He laughed at the young actors
09:52of Summers and Dacho.
09:53I was the first director.
09:55There was a challenge for Mr. Ogi's acting.
09:59We all ate hot daikon radish.
10:03Once I put it in my mouth,
10:06Mr. Ogi said,
10:07I can't eat it.
10:09Daikon radish.
10:11I said, I can't eat it.
10:13I thought he wouldn't eat it.
10:15Even though he was young.
10:17Even though he was young,
10:18he said he wouldn't eat daikon radish.
10:21Summers said,
10:22Eat it, Ogi.
10:24I said, I can't eat it.
10:26I saw him eating daikon radish
10:28until the end.
10:29I thought he was amazing.
10:31The first time I met him was
10:34when Cream Stew was going to do
10:37a 3-4-hour live variety show.
10:41He couldn't come back from abroad.
10:44I think he was one of the young reporters
10:47when I became the host that day.
10:50I see.
10:52After the show,
10:54everyone did their best.
10:56I brought him to an izakaya
10:58to cheer up the seniors.
11:01He looked like he wanted to go home early.
11:04I remember that.
11:06I remember that.
11:08I don't remember it at all.
11:09I don't remember it.
11:10I'm sure he wanted to go home.
11:13I'm sure.
11:14I think it's good.
11:15I think it's good.
11:16Everyone did their best.
11:18I go to izakaya only once a year.
11:20I get bored of it.
11:22I don't like heated conversations.
11:25It's not fun to have a party with old men.
11:30It's not fun.
11:32People who like to laugh
11:34and are serious
11:36probably don't want to drink with me.
11:40Old men like Koji Haru.
11:42Yes, Koji Haru.
11:44What are you talking about?
11:46I'm talking about something bad.
11:51When Mr. Ogi woke up in the morning,
11:53his wife was drunk
11:55and was drinking with Mr. Kotoge in the living room.
11:57Mr. Kotoge is a singer.
12:01All of them are my wife's friends.
12:03Your wife is a band member, right?
12:05Yes, she is.
12:06We got to know each other.
12:08I don't get along with Mr. Kotoge at all.
12:11I don't want to go to a drunk singer's house.
12:14I like to stay at home.
12:17I like to stay at home all the time.
12:19There are a lot of old men.
12:21Mr. Ogi, you should have a party with them.
12:24That was fun.
12:26I haven't done it yet.
12:28I want to have a party with Mr. Kotoge.
12:30I want to have a party with Mr. Kotoge.
12:32Do you remember the last episode?
12:34The episode about becoming a horse.
12:36Yes, I remember.
12:38I'm getting old.
12:40I always ask this.
12:42Do you watch the programs I appear on?
12:44I always ask this.
12:46I only watch them when they don't go well.
12:48But the director always manages it.
12:51So I can appreciate the staff.
12:53When I watch a program that I think it went well,
12:56I want to use that part, but I can't because it's cut.
13:00I get angry.
13:02I get angry.
13:04I have to use this part 5 times.
13:06I have to use this part 5 times.
13:08I understand.
13:10I understand.
13:11The program that was fun is getting more fun.
13:14I see.
13:16I don't understand why they cut that part.
13:18The program is getting more fun until I go home.
13:21The program is getting more fun until I go home.
13:23Furthermore, I talk to my family.
13:25When I watch the program, they say it's already over.
13:27When I skate, it's over.
13:30When I skate, it's over.
13:32It's painful.
13:33It's painful.
13:34I'm getting stuck in my heart.
13:38When I'm in my husband's car,
13:40I'm screaming like this.
13:42I'm screaming like this.
13:44I will use this to make an anime with my friends.
13:50And this is going to be the end of the episode, so just have fun.
13:53It's about to start so I was like, ah, what the hell?
13:54Just like that, so I said, it's falling.
13:56I mean, I love this.
13:57What's going to happen?
13:58How badly, how badly did I do that?
13:59No, I didn't know it was falling.
14:00It's not about falling, it's like, I didn't know it was falling.
14:01I was like, ahh, what the hell have I done?
14:02There was no place to start with.
14:03It never ended until it fell.
14:04Then finally it fell.
14:05And it ended.
14:06It didn't fall.
14:07It didn't fall.
14:08And it lived.
14:09Saturday nights, 30 minutes of traveling through art.
14:12The Mystery of the Giants.
14:14How did they draw this?
14:17From October, we will be in charge of the narration.
14:20Wow, look at those eyes.
14:23Beautiful paintings, modern art, and even retro architecture.
14:28We will introduce stories hidden in various works.
14:33The Mystery of the Giants.
14:36Please take a look.
14:39Tonight, the Mystery of the Giants will be about Kimio Mishima's favorite form of garbage.
14:44All of it is the art of baked goods.
14:46Why is that?
14:48The Mystery of the Giants.
14:50When various P's and song holes grow up, including Mr. Sakuma,
14:55they fly away.
14:57Why, why, why?
14:59The Mystery of the Giants.
15:02Mr. Oni, by the way, on December 5th,
15:04you will be on the show called
15:06The Best Taxi Driver.
15:10I've been invited to this show a lot.
15:15It's one of my favorite shows.
15:18You like shows that don't lie, don't you?
15:20Yes, I do.
15:22I love shows that don't lie.
15:27So you don't like shows that are made on purpose.
15:30Yes, that's what I was saying earlier.
15:34Are you looking at your friends that much?
15:36No, I'm not.
15:39I don't like it when young people prepare a lot.
15:42I'm a different person when I'm preparing.
15:45Depending on the program,
15:47I'm not prepared to a certain extent.
15:50I see.
15:51There's a show called The Manzai,
15:53where Mr. Takehi is thinking about a story in the dressing room.
15:56I see.
15:58That's right.
16:00He put me in the dressing room about five hours before the show.
16:03There was a time when I couldn't make it in time.
16:05Oh, that's too bad.
16:08In the Manzai program,
16:10it's already decided what time and what time Ogi will appear.
16:13It's already perfect.
16:15Most of the programs are like that.
16:19Is that so?
16:21I was changing and I didn't know what to do.
16:23I didn't know what to do at all.
16:25At the end, Ogi said,
16:27I'll do what I have to do at home.
16:29And I was like,
16:31Really?
16:33Is that okay?
16:35Are you going to make me angry?
16:37Can I go home?
16:39I really left home without going home.
16:44Because it's time.
16:46As I got closer and closer to home,
16:50I got nervous.
16:52I can't believe it.
16:54I can't believe it.
16:56I can't believe it.
16:58At the end,
17:00I said,
17:02I've only decided so far.
17:04I talked a lot.
17:06I talked a lot.
17:08And he said,
17:10That's enough.
17:12I can't believe it.
17:14I can't believe it.
17:16I can't believe it.
17:18And then,
17:20I said,
17:22Let's get in a little earlier.
17:24I said,
17:26Let's get in a little earlier.
17:28Yagi seems to be quite empty.
17:30Yagi seems to be quite empty.
17:32The content of the program is
17:34I can't believe it.
17:36You can see it if you take a good look.
17:38I can't believe it.
17:40I can't believe it.
17:42So,
17:44I can't do it again.
17:46Yeah.
17:48That's not the quality to do it.
17:50I see.
17:52I'll practice it.
17:54I get tired of it.
17:56that's boring.
17:58If I don't prepare something,
18:00I'm scared and can't do anything.
18:02I think it's the most interesting when you don't use it.
18:04But I'm afraid I won't prepare it.
18:07The feeling of those two is amazing.
18:09There's nothing to be proud of.
18:11It's a little strange.
18:12Did you two go to the store together?
18:14We went together.
18:16We fell down and went home.
18:20We were on different sides.
18:23I'm sorry to interrupt, but let me introduce them again.
18:27God Town airs every Saturday night from 1 o'clock in the morning.
18:32It will be broadcast on December 5th.
18:38Please watch it.
18:40This week's topic is Tokyo-03's upgrade.
18:44Biscuit Brothers' Nanamagari will write a new story for Tokyo-03.
18:56Shocking characters will appear one after another.
19:00Now, here's a follow-up to the program goods development meeting.
19:05Kairo Soft, a game development company proposed by Mr. Ijuin.
19:10This time, they cooperated fully with the goods design.
19:16I'm so happy.
19:18There's an image.
19:20It's a picture of this dot.
19:23It's nice.
19:24It's got a lot of features.
19:26With this number of dots, Mr. Ijuin is Mr. Ijuin.
19:29I know.
19:30Mr. Sakuma is Mr. Sakuma.
19:32Now that the dot picture is done,
19:34We're going to drop this design into the top goods in the vote.
19:41The vote will be held at the Teletubbies.
19:45I'd like you to vote.
19:47But there's one problem.
19:49There's something weird in the middle.
19:52I don't know what it is.
19:54It's like a drone used in war.
19:57We don't have a budget for this.
20:00There's a lot of iPhones here.
20:02I think they're doing a good job of making this.
20:05But if you're watching TV, you don't know what this is.
20:08That's amazing.
20:10This is it.
20:11I'm going to say this now.
20:13I'm sure you'll regret it.
20:18Here's an announcement from TV Tokyo.
20:20Ijuin Hikaru, Sakuma's Beauty.
20:22The vote will be held at the T-Bar.
20:25We also have an original video.
20:27Please take a look.
20:29Please subscribe to this program.