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00:00Let's upgrade TOKYO-03!
00:09Today's star is TOKYO-03, the best KONTOSHI in Japan,
00:12who has brought 40,000 people to a solo concert this year.
00:20I'm honored to be the judge of KING OF KONTO.
00:25Judge?
00:27But Mr. Iizuka is definitely right, isn't he?
00:30What's wrong with you?
00:32I've heard a lot of things.
00:34I thought Mr. Iizuka was the only judge.
00:37I don't want to be the only judge.
00:41I'm just worried.
00:43About what?
00:44TOKYO-03 is narrowing down the range of performances.
00:50It's the salaryman's classmate who does it.
00:54What are you talking about?
00:56It's not like that.
00:58There's a manager and a clerk.
01:03I think it's narrowing down the range of performances.
01:07You're an idiot.
01:09What?
01:11Didn't you notice?
01:13You're talking nonsense.
01:15So, I'll do it.
01:18Don't think too much.
01:21I don't care.
01:25The future of TOKYO-03 is in the hands of the staff and the classmate.
01:30The three of them have a new possibility.
01:34Mr. Biscuit Brothers.
01:36You've been working hard.
01:40He's an entertainer who doesn't have what TOKYO-03 has.
01:44I asked these two people.
01:48He is a talented person.
01:50He is a talented person with a different type.
01:53What do you think of TOKYO-03?
01:56TOKYO-03 is here.
01:59I'm wearing a brief.
02:02I see.
02:04This is the result of avoiding TOKYO-03.
02:07TOKYO-03 is a great existence.
02:09I see.
02:10We are the opposite.
02:12We think it's Brazil minus 3.
02:15Brazil minus 3?
02:17We think it's TOKYO-03.
02:20That's difficult.
02:24Mr. Biscuit Brothers and Mr. Nanamagari.
02:27We made a new story to upgrade TOKYO-03.
02:32Did you come up with a new story?
02:34Yes.
02:36We decided on the radio story of TOKYO-03.
02:40We came up with two stories of TOKYO-03 in a month.
02:45We made two stories of TOKYO-03 in a month.
02:48It's free.
02:51I'm a little scared.
02:53I don't want to do it.
02:55I've seen it many times.
02:57I don't want to do it.
02:59I don't want to do it.
03:02I don't want to do it.
03:05I'm looking forward to it.
03:08First of all, we will try a new story written by BISBRA.
03:13We made a new story of TOKYO-03.
03:17I want you to watch it.
03:19I don't want you to be afraid of anything.
03:23I want you to jump into the story.
03:25I had a rehearsal.
03:29Mr. Harada is a strict director.
03:33What?
03:35He's been fixing the script since he came here.
03:39That's why he's pushing me.
03:42Did you change the script?
03:45He usually says things that are easy to do.
03:50I feel like I haven't broken my body yet.
03:53I don't want to do it.
03:55I don't want to do it.
03:57I don't want to do it.
03:59TOKYO-03.
04:00He broke his own shell.
04:02What is the story of BISBRA?
04:06I don't understand.
04:08You came here.
04:11This is a story that has upgraded the world view of TOKYO-03.
04:17Please watch it.
04:25What is today's schedule?
04:27Today's schedule.
04:30Speech at the entrance ceremony of new employees from 7 o'clock.
04:33Talk at the world exchange ceremony from 7.12.
04:36A reporter wants to hear your opinion on environmental issues from 7.35.
04:41President's banquet and breakfast from 7.50.
04:43Hotel Grand Open Tape Cut from 8.40.
04:46New York Art Theater Open Tape Cut from 8.50.
04:50Interview and photo shoot with the best 100 women in the world from 9.15.
04:53Essay writing from 9.45.
04:56Confirmation of a new musical performance from 10.00.
04:58Confirmation of the contents of this season's cosmetics series from 11.30.
05:02Confirmation of our country's exhibition store from 11.50.
05:06A dinner party with the Queen of France at 12.00.
05:08Confirmation of the interior of a new hotel at 13.30.
05:11Confirmation of election promises at 14.30.
05:14Conversation with gold medalists from 15.10.
05:16Speech as a resident who influenced the world from 16.00.
05:19Dinner with your parents from 11.20.
05:22Confirmation of sales this year from 18.30.
05:29Cancel everything.
05:31I understand.
05:33I can only find value in what I have to do.
05:37I understand.
05:40You can't, you can't.
05:44Miss.
05:51Everyone is waiting.
05:53What is it?
05:55What is it?
05:56What?
05:57Do what I want to do.
06:02I'm sorry.
06:04It's okay, it's okay.
06:07That's why I'm here.
06:10I'm happy to have you pick me up and give me a reason to live.
06:17Please, please.
06:19I hope you can change as you are.
06:25G.I.
06:26Then I will schedule as planned.
06:29Yes.
06:30It's amazing.
06:32It suits you.
06:33I'm happy.
06:37I'm always sorry.
06:40Are you okay?
06:42Does it really hurt?
06:46Are you okay?
06:50It hurts.
06:52It really hurts.
06:55It's raining, so I decided to walk.
06:59Why are you crying?
07:01No, I don't want to be hit.
07:05My body was touched.
07:07What?
07:09You are the worst.
07:11No.
07:13I picked you up and raised you.
07:16I even gave you a job as a butler.
07:18Did you forget that?
07:20Miss.
07:22What are you?
07:24What?
07:25Why can't you listen to me?
07:33I'm sorry.
07:35It's okay, it's okay.
07:37That's why I'm here.
07:42I'm sorry.
07:44I forgot to thank you.
07:47I ran to sexual desire.
07:50I'm abnormal.
07:52You should be beheaded.
07:57Are you serious?
07:58I'm a real monster.
08:00I thought I could do it.
08:02Damn it.
08:04It's amazing.
08:06Are you okay?
08:08I'm weak, so I'm being exploited.
08:12Then you have to be strong.
08:20I'm sorry.
08:40I'm sorry.
08:47I'm sorry.
08:50I'm sorry.
09:03It's amazing.
09:06It's a big hit.
09:08I'm sorry.
09:10I'm sorry.
09:12I'm sorry.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:16I'm sorry.
09:18Cinderella fit.
09:23How was it?
09:26It was fun.
09:29I've never seen such a fresh Izuka.
09:32I want him to appear on the tour.
09:38It's okay to appear suddenly.
09:41I'll do it.
09:45Next, Nanamagari breaks the shell of TOKYO 03.
09:49Next, Nanamagari breaks the shell of TOKYO 03.
09:52The width of the show has widened.
09:54I want to expand the width of the three of us.
09:59I think the three of us can face each other.
10:02The future of TOKYO 03 is bright.
10:04That's good.
10:06I don't think there's anything more.
10:08There is still more.
10:12The time has come for the three of us to be reborn.
10:16For the sake of TOKYO 03,
10:19I will show you a skit.
10:23I will show you a skit.
10:25I will show you a skit.
10:27I will show you a skit.
10:42This is bad.
10:53This world again.
10:57We are TOKYO 03 from PARALLEL WORLD.
11:04This is bad.
11:06I should have done this skit in 15 minutes in KING OF CONTOL 2009.
11:13I should have done this skit in 15 minutes in KING OF CONTOL 2009.
11:16I should have done this skit in 15 minutes in KING OF CONTOL 2009.
11:20I like TSUYOSHI NAGABUCHI too much.
11:27I ate one gram of NAGABUCHI's guitar every day.
11:32I ate one gram of NAGABUCHI's guitar every day.
11:35I used the coldness of a dolphin to make ice.
11:39I used the coldness of a dolphin to make ice.
11:43I am KAKUTA HOSHI AKIHIRO OSU.
11:53This is bad.
11:56I like pro wrestling too much.
11:58I can't be satisfied with just pro wrestling.
12:02I gather old women and make them fight on a giant jelly.
12:08I host a senior gelatin pro wrestling.
12:12I am a man who still thinks he is alfalfa.
12:18I wrote TOYO, MOTO, TAKA, WASHI and FUKURO.
12:23I am TOYOMOTO MOKINRUI.
12:27I don't care.
12:30I like KONTO too much.
12:33I catch people who go to the city.
12:35I write KONTO in the alphabet.
12:38I write KONTO in the alphabet.
12:41I write KONTO in the alphabet.
12:43I write KONTO in the alphabet.
12:49I am a man who still thinks he is alfalfa.
12:53I am SUZUKI RANRAN.
13:02I graduated from KONTO.
13:07I write KONTO in the alphabet.
13:11Please take a look.
13:14Please take a look.
13:39Thank you very much.
13:42What did you think of each of them?
13:44They were just for show!
13:47I don't feel like they were made for show.
13:51They were perfect.
13:53Perfect?
13:54When we were rehearsing,
13:57Mr. Iizuka was perfect without any instructions.
14:03It was perfect.
14:05I'm so embarrassed.
14:07That's a good thing.
14:08Mr. Iizuka looks good in anything.
14:11He was perfect.
14:14I've never seen him like this.
14:17We've prepared a special segment for the two teams.
14:23You'll try to make a character that you think you have to throw away.
14:30Mr. Iizuka will be the judge.
14:33Can I do that?
14:34What's that?
14:35Wait a minute.
14:36Isn't it too much for two teams?
14:40This is not a joke.
14:43This is not a joke.
14:51Mr. Iizuka will be the judge.
14:53You can make a character that you think you have to throw away.
14:59Let's start the audition.
15:02Please come in.
15:05Excuse me.
15:07Excuse me.
15:09Excuse me.
15:10I'm sorry.
15:12Are you okay?
15:13I'm sorry.
15:15Please come in.
15:16Slowly.
15:17Slowly.
15:18What are you saying?
15:19Slowly.
15:21Come in.
15:25Massage the chair.
15:27Sit down.
15:28I'm Tenta Yagawa.
15:30I don't understand.
15:31Where's the other one?
15:32Where's the other one?
15:33If you want to know the final result, you have to see what you don't want to see.
15:40If you want to know the final result, you have to see what you don't want to see.
15:51Are you okay?
15:52I'm okay.
15:53I'm Rui Takemura.
15:55Please introduce yourself.
15:58I'm a man who can say all the answers in the world.
16:04Can you say anything?
16:05I can say anything.
16:07Is there anything?
16:08Is there an alien or not?
16:10Is there an alien or not?
16:12Yes.
16:13I haven't said the answer yet.
16:14I see.
16:15I'll say the answer.
16:17There is no alien.
16:22There is no alien.
16:23I see.
16:24You're that kind of person.
16:25Yes.
16:26Who are you?
16:27I'm a talent impersonator.
16:32I'm a talent impersonator.
16:34My name is Fujita Mushi.
16:37I'm a talent impersonator.
16:40Let's see some of your impersonations.
16:44Wow!
16:46That was cheap.
16:51You're amazing.
16:53Who are you?
16:55Who are you?
16:59I'm a talent impersonator.
17:03I'm YUTTIKI.
17:08Who is YUTTIKI?
17:11I'm here to announce the results of the OTHELLO national tournament.
17:14What?
17:15I'm here to announce the results of the OTHELLO national tournament.
17:18There was a good match.
17:20It was a national match.
17:21There was a good match.
17:23However.
17:25If you want to know the final result, you have to see what you don't want to see.
17:34Why did you do that?
17:35I'm sorry.
17:37Do you have any special skills?
17:40I'm good at slapping.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43That's all I can do now.
17:44Go home.
17:45I'm sorry.
17:46You go home.
17:47That's all I can do now.
17:49I'm sorry.
17:50What is my special skill?
17:52If you tell me your worries, I'll tell you the answer.
17:58I have a small voice.
18:00I want to be able to speak loudly.
18:02I see.
18:03How to speak loudly.
18:05I haven't given you the answer yet.
18:09I'll tell you the answer.
18:12Spring from the sun.
18:16You already gave me the answer.
18:20I'll tell you the answer.
18:23It's not a gag.
18:25It's like a gag.
18:27It's a non-gag.
18:31I'll do a non-gag.
18:35Indians love curry.
18:46Can I make a hot pot?
18:49Can I do it?
18:50Can I do it?
18:53I did it.
18:59It's a non-gag.
19:01This non-gag can be anything.
19:15I think so.
19:19You haven't given me the answer yet.
19:21I want to know if I can be an idol.
19:27I haven't given you the final answer yet.
19:30I've heard this song before.
19:32If you want to know the final answer, you have to see what you don't want to see.
19:39That's enough.
19:41Don't give me the answer.
19:45That's a great answer.
19:47Is that so?
19:49It's a non-gag.
19:51It's a non-gag.
19:56It's a non-gag.
19:58I want to see more non-gags.
20:00The recording is about to end.
20:08It's a non-gag.
20:13I thought the name was a good name.
20:16It's a crime.
20:18It's a crime.
20:19He is looking for a partner.
20:24Show me your pose.
20:28He is looking for a partner.
20:33I see you.
20:39I'll think about it and dance again.
20:48I'll see you tonight.
21:03The fighting game special is on sale!
21:05Details are on the show's homepage.
21:11It's a t-shirt.
21:16T-BAR is on U-NEXT!