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00:00Here I am after 20 years of dating, 33 years old, on the phone with a Lyft driver at 2 a.m.,
00:05trying to figure out if I'm standing on the northeast corner.
00:08Don't take this the wrong way, but you're choosing to suggest a much prettier woman?
00:12What the f...
00:14Hi, are you Ruby?
00:15Yes.
00:17Ruby.
00:19How'd you know?
00:20We have an appointment.
00:21Yes.
00:30My exes are dying.
00:32What the f...
00:33Three of your ex-boyfriends died.
00:34Sure, a few of my exes are dead.
00:40That's sex.
00:41I think I have to warn them.
00:43I do too.
00:44I also think that.
00:45I was hoping you'd say that.
00:46Roll on some deodorant and we'll head out.
00:50Is this a prank?
00:51Your life is in danger.
00:52What?
00:53What?
00:54Jesus.
00:55I have a lot of questions.
00:56I wish I had more answers, I just don't.
00:58That was lovely.
00:59You're doing great right now.
01:00Yeah, thanks.
01:01That one felt good.
01:02Can we maybe just start over?
01:08I need to figure out how to stop this because I like someone.
01:11Shut it down and suck it back in.
01:12You can't like someone right now because you could kill them.
01:17I will solve this.
01:18I know every girl now is obsessed with murder, but I started the trend.
01:23Are you wearing contour?
01:24I'm about to see all my exes.
01:26Just tell them they're dying.
01:28I don't think me looking like shit will soften the blow.
01:32A few years ago we met in a bar.
01:33And then we had sex in the bathroom.
01:35I'm so sorry.
01:36You're dying.
01:37Where am I dying from?
01:38Me.
01:41I just can't hear you.
01:42I'm so sorry, me?