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00:00I was the last one to practice.
00:0512,000 was tough.
00:07I really want to win.
00:10I don't care about the character, I just want to win.
00:13Please take a shot.
00:14I don't care who it is.
00:17Who is it?
00:19Wow, there's someone amazing.
00:21There's someone amazing.
00:23Let me introduce you.
00:25Ton-chan, An-chan, Kojima.
00:27Nice to meet you.
00:29Nan-chan, Akagi.
00:31It's Akagi.
00:33Yes, I'm Akagi Shigeru.
00:35This man is the genius who descended into the darkness.
00:38Akagi Shigeru.
00:40He's the one.
00:41Wow, you're imitating me.
00:42I love Akagi.
00:44Oh, really?
00:45Then let's play a blood-soaked Mahjong today.
00:48I won't be blood-soaked.
00:49What?
00:50Zawa.
00:51I won't be blood-soaked.
00:52Not Zawa.
00:53Sha-chan, Nagasawa-kun.
00:55Yes, I'm Nagasawa-kun.
00:56I'm Nagasawa.
00:58Nice to meet you.
00:59Why do I have to be nice to you?
01:03Don't say that, Nagasawa-kun.
01:05Are you going to play Mahjong?
01:07Mahjong?
01:08I'm an elementary school student.
01:10There's no way I'm going to play.
01:11Then you'll have to go home.
01:13Let's do it like this.
01:14I'll do my best.
01:15Well, well, well.
01:16Good luck.
01:17Feicha, Cell.
01:18It's Cell.
01:19Good morning, gentlemen of the world.
01:21From now on, we will hold a Mahjong tournament called Cell Game in Jansou.
01:27Cell Game?
01:28If you don't get more points than me,
01:32I'll kill all the staff of this show.
01:36Stop it. Stop it.
01:38Cell, it's been a while.
01:40What do you mean, it's been a while?
01:41Well, I've been watching Dragon Ball.
01:43I see.
01:44You've been watching me?
01:45Yes.
01:46Then I'll ask you one question.
01:48Who is the protagonist of Dragon Ball?
01:51Do you know?
01:52It's Goku, right?
01:54What?
01:55It's me.
01:56It's not you.
01:58It's the same for Cell.
02:00I see.
02:01I have Goku's cells.
02:04Really?
02:05I have Goku's cells.
02:07Are you okay with Mahjong?
02:08Of course.
02:09I also have Ooi Takaharu's cells.
02:12You have Ooi's cells?
02:13Of course.
02:14Did you get Ooi's cells?
02:15I've absorbed Ooi Takaharu's cells.
02:16Then you're perfect.
02:18Of course.
02:19You're good.
02:20I'm looking forward to it.
02:22I'm looking forward to it.
02:25I'm looking forward to it.
02:26I'm looking forward to it.
02:28We're going to have a game of Tong Fu.
02:30It's started.
02:32The first game is Dragon Ball.
02:34You often impersonate someone, right?
02:38Yes.
02:39Like Vegeta.
02:41Yes, Vegeta.
02:43And you impersonate Goku, right?
02:45Yes.
02:46I don't think it's an impersonation.
02:47I've never heard of Cell.
02:50Really?
02:51I've been doing this for 15 years.
02:54Really?
02:55Yes.
02:57I can only appear on TV shows.
03:00You've been to some pretty cool places.
03:02Yes.
03:03I'm sorry to say this, but you're really good at making things.
03:06Yes, I was made by Dr. Gero.
03:08Dr. Gero?
03:11Did you make this by yourself?
03:13No, I was made by Dr. Gero.
03:16This is amazing.
03:20Nagasawa-kun...
03:22What?
03:23I'm concentrating, so don't talk to me.
03:26Can I talk to you a little bit?
03:28What?
03:29Do you play Mahjong with Maruko-chan?
03:34Yes, I do.
03:35I often play with Fujiki-kun and Hanawa-kun.
03:41Fujiki-kun always impersonates me.
03:43You shouldn't impersonate him.
03:45He's a coward.
03:47What kind of impersonation?
03:49I can do Tsumikomi.
03:51You can do Tsumikomi?
03:52I'm not an electrician.
03:54You can do it by hand.
03:55I was born in the Showa era.
03:57That's complicated.
03:59You were born in the Showa era because you're a child.
04:02I was born in the Showa era.
04:03I've been doing this for over 30 years.
04:05That's a long time.
04:06I've been doing this since the beginning of the anime.
04:07You're a senpai.
04:08That's right.
04:10Me?
04:11Yes.
04:12I'm sorry.
04:13You're the most likely to be a senpai.
04:16Really?
04:17Maybe.
04:18Nagasawa-kun is also in a good shape.
04:21Nice to meet you.
04:24Akagi-san has a good atmosphere.
04:27That's right.
04:28I think he's got a good eye.
04:30That's right.
04:31I just learned the rules of mahjong from Nango-san.
04:34That's great.
04:36That's why I'm selling it.
04:37On a rainy day.
04:39That's right.
04:40I'm the survivor of the chicken race.
04:42That's right.
04:43It's the first time I've seen mahjong.
04:45That's right.
04:46You're very good at mahjong.
04:49The police came to Nango-san's house.
04:53That's right.
04:54That's right.
04:56Nango-san said,
04:57This is my brother's weapon.
04:59I'm taking care of it.
05:02That's what he said.
05:03Nango-san?
05:04That's right.
05:05You're good at it.
05:06Do you play mahjong, too?
05:07Yes, I can play mahjong.
05:08What kind of conversation did you have with Nango-san and Akagi?
05:12I'll absorb all three of them.
05:15What?
05:17Be happy.
05:18You'll be in the hands of this perfect body.
05:22Absorption?
05:24Absorption?
05:26You don't know?
05:27I can absorb a lot of things.
05:29That's right.
05:30No. 17?
05:32I absorbed No. 17 and No. 18.
05:34I came from the future.
05:35Didn't you absorb it from the tail?
05:37When it comes to the tail, it's usually a small one.
05:41I had it.
05:43Nango-san?
05:44It's a group of three.
05:46The one I'm looking at is Koxy.
05:49For example, Akagi.
05:50I'm really worried.
05:52Akagi, what about that?
05:54Nango-san, this is so dangerous.
05:58It doesn't matter.
06:00Akagi!
06:02How did you do it?
06:05Akagi.
06:06I'll absorb you.
06:09Don't come in, Cell.
06:11I want to see more.
06:13Naga-san will be blown away.
06:15Cell will come in soon.
06:17You absorb a lot.
06:18I'll absorb it soon.
06:20It's my turn.
06:21You're a coward.
06:23I'll send it to you.
06:24I sent it to you.
06:26That's good.
06:27That's pretty fast.
06:28I'll send it to you.
06:30That's pretty fast.
06:32Thank you, Cell.
06:35In the end, Cell was defeated by Goku, right?
06:38No, I defeated Goku.
06:41You defeated Goku?
06:42Yes, I self-destructed Goku and took him away.
06:45That's right.
06:48I see.
06:49It doesn't matter.
06:51I'll absorb 18 and 19.
06:54What was the girl's name?
06:57Nango!
06:58Did you call me Nango?
06:59I didn't call you Nango.
07:01What was the girl's name?
07:03Nango.
07:04What was the girl's name?
07:05I didn't call you Nango.
07:06That's not right.
07:07The girl's name is Dr. Gero.
07:11Didn't she marry someone?
07:13It was Kuririn.
07:14The girl's name is Kuririn.
07:15The girl's name is Kuririn.
07:16I didn't see it at all.
07:18I'm sorry.
07:21I see.
07:22That's strange, Cell.
07:24Kuririn?
07:25Yes.
07:27Cell, what did you come to Earth for?
07:31I came to Earth for...
07:33blood.
07:34What?
07:35Oh, my God.
07:36I was absorbed.
07:38You're crying a lot.
07:40Cell.
07:41Nagasawa.
07:42Don't cry.
07:44I'll cry a lot.
07:46I'll cry a lot.
07:47It's a battle.
07:48I'll stop the lie.
07:50Why are you crying for me?
07:52Cell is scary.
07:55Cell is scary.
07:58Akagi.
07:59You're going to advance.
08:01You're in danger.
08:02You're going to advance.
08:03Can you cut it?
08:06What should I do?
08:07Akagi, this is bad.
08:08Do you want to go to the first floor?
08:11Let's go to the first floor.
08:15Let's go to the first floor.
08:16Akagi, aren't you scared?
08:18If I die, I'll be saved.
08:20That's what he thought.
08:22If I die, it's over.
08:25I'll hit you hard and die.
08:28Cell is coming.
08:31Cell, aren't you scared?
08:32I'm not scared.
08:33I know everything about you.
08:35Really?
08:36I know everything about you.
08:37Really? Where are you?
08:39Well...
08:40Ron!
08:42What is this?
08:45How much is it?
08:463,900.
08:481,100.
08:491,100.
08:52Akagi didn't become a national warrior.
08:54You were a national warrior.
08:56You got 1,100.
09:00That's amazing.
09:01But you didn't advance, so it's not worth it.
09:03It's not worth it for you.
09:05Next is my turn.
09:08No, no, Akagi.
09:09Akagi.
09:10This is not Washi's version.
09:12No, no, no.
09:13I've been wearing gloves so I can't do this.
09:16This is not Washi's version.
09:18In the 40th year of Showa, Zenjutsu no Jantaku was not released yet.
09:21This is not Washi's version.
09:23I'm sorry, Cell.
09:25It's like a jab.
09:27It's not like this?
09:28It's not like this.
09:29Cell's voice is similar to the voice of a narrator.
09:32That's right.
09:34It's a completely different version of Cell.
09:37That's right.
09:38That's the kind of person he is.
09:40This and...
09:41This and...
09:43I don't know how to cut this.
09:45I cut it.
09:46I cut it, Akagi.
09:48It doesn't matter.
09:50I'm going to break this draw and buy the next three.
09:54That's nostalgic.
09:56I'm going to buy the next three.
09:57You've got a number of cards.
09:59That's great.
10:00Cell?
10:01Cell?
10:03Cell.
10:04What is it?
10:05I'm going to get something.
10:06Fire Reach!
10:08It's a pop.
10:10It's a pop.
10:11I'm going to get something.
10:12Give me my Fire Reach!
10:18What is this?
10:22There's something on the table.
10:24I think this will make it easier for Parman to come out.
10:26Kojima, are you okay?
10:27I'm going to fight Cell.
10:29You're going to do it?
10:31I'm scared, but...
10:32Kojima, you can go first.
10:34If it's this one, if it's something you can win, try it.
10:38Akagi won't shake it.
10:40It's a real woman.
10:41It's a real woman.
10:42He's not going to say it, Akagi.
10:43If it's something you can win, try it.
10:44He's not going to say it, Akagi.
10:45So, what do you think about this, Chun?
10:50Isn't it the real thing?
10:52It is the real thing!
10:54The real thing can't be hit, right?
10:56That's right.
10:57I somehow understood that.
11:01Shall I do it?
11:02Yes, yes.
11:03I'm sorry.
11:04I see.
11:05Can I fuse with Taka-san?
11:09Cell!
11:10You hooked it!
11:11You hooked it!
11:12You idiot!
11:13Cell, you hooked it again!
11:14Red!
11:15Red!
11:162,600!
11:18In the 40th year of Showa, 2,600 is 26,000 points.
11:23No, no, no.
11:24It's the same.
11:252,600 and 2,600 are the same.
11:26Oh, it's the same.
11:27Oh, no.
11:28Cell is hooked.
11:29Hang in there, Nagata-kun!
11:30To the second half!
11:33This is the second half.
11:34You're smart.
11:35This is the second half.
11:39Let's do our best.
11:40Cell is hooked.
11:42It's really amazing.
11:44Shall I do it?
11:45Akagi heads to the reach.
11:47What?
11:48Akagi heads to the reach.
11:49But!
11:50It's too early.
11:51Actually, it's not hooked.
11:52It's not hooked?
11:53Let's go to the bluff reach.
11:55It's no good if it's not hooked, right?
11:57Can you do it?
11:58It's really not hooked.
12:00I was wondering if I could do that.
12:02It's bluff reach.
12:03Maybe it's made of clear file.
12:07It's a tenpai.
12:09I see.
12:10If it's a tenpai, it's not hooked.
12:12Yanzo or Sanzo?
12:13It's hard to say.
12:14Yanzo or Sanzo?
12:15Which one?
12:16Will he go to the reach?
12:18He won't go to the reach.
12:20Is it this?
12:21It's no good at all.
12:24Hang in there.
12:26It's going to go up soon.
12:28I want to reach.
12:29It's a kan.
12:30What?
12:31It's a kan.
12:32I'll show you Kojima.
12:33It's a kan.
12:36Sanzo!
12:37This is a hit.
12:39I didn't expect you to do this.
12:41Kojima's eyes are clouded.
12:43Of course.
12:44It's a cheat.
12:45It's a cheat.
12:46It's a completely cheat.
12:47A cheat!
12:48It's a cheat!
12:49It's a cheat.
12:50It's a cheat.
12:51It's too long.
12:52It's a cheat, right?
12:53It's a cheat.
12:54It's not going well.
12:57It's a gollath.
12:58This is a game with the fate of the earth on the line.
13:01It's a cross-cut.
13:03I don't know what to tell you.
13:05I can't stop laughing.
13:09I want to do something.
13:14I see.
13:16Mr. Nangou, what should I do?
13:18You're right.
13:19Should I make this room bigger or should I make it smaller?
13:22I need to help him.
13:23What should I do?
13:25I don't need a drama.
13:28Akagi!
13:30Nangou, what are you going to do?
13:33I'm going to scare my Full Power King!
13:37I'm going to use my Kan!
13:39I'm going to use my Dora-Kan!
13:42This is scary!
13:46I'm going to use my Chun-Dora-Yon!
13:49I'm going to use my Aka-Uma!
13:52I'm going to use my Kan!
13:54I'm going to use my service!
13:56I'm going to have fun!
13:58I'm going to beat you up!
14:02You underestimated me.
14:04I underestimated you.
14:06Fujiki-kun, what should I do in this situation?
14:08What do you see?
14:10Nagasa-kun, why are you asking me?
14:12Me too.
14:13You brought me here, didn't you?
14:15Which one should I cut?
14:17I don't know.
14:19My stomach hurts, so I'm going home.
14:21You're such a coward.
14:23I'm going to cut this.
14:26I spent a lot of time cutting this.
14:28You brought me here, didn't you?
14:30That's right.
14:32This is the scent of Fujiki-kun.
14:34Kojima, this is your last chance.
14:37I'm going to beat you up.
14:39You have a Dora-Kan.
14:41And you don't have any medicine.
14:44You don't have any medicine, so even if you draw it in one shot, it doesn't matter.
14:50This is the last item.
14:52This is the item Kojima-san wants.
14:56I'm nervous.
14:58This is the last item.
15:00I see.
15:02All right.
15:05I got it.
15:06I got it.
15:08I got it.
15:10I got it.
15:12I got it.
15:14You have a bad attitude.
15:17You don't throw the dot stick.
15:19Is it a Tsuchisou?
15:25I got a Tsuchisou.
15:27I haven't put it on yet.
15:29It's a new Dora-Kan.
15:31I got a Tsuchisou.
15:37I see.
15:39I thought I could get it out of here.
15:42I went to pick it up for the top.
15:44This is really tough.
15:46I got a Tsuchisou.
15:51Congratulations, Cell-san.
15:55I got a Tsuchisou.
15:57So, all the staff of the show will get a Tsuchisou.
16:00Give me a break.
16:01Kojima-san, I'm going to get it again.
16:03I'm going to get it twice in a row.
16:05I'm going to get it again.
16:07If you get it again, you'll get a Mentan-Pin.
16:10How was it, Akagi?
16:12I'm going to get it again until one of us is destroyed.
16:15I'm going to get it again until one of us is destroyed.
16:18I'm going to get it again until one of us is destroyed.
16:21I'm going to get it again until one of us is destroyed.
16:24Then, you should draw my blood.
16:26I'm not that kind of character.
16:28I didn't want to do this if I was playing Akagi.
16:31This is a small one.
16:33This is a small one.
16:35If I were playing, I'd get a Mentan-Pin.
16:38In the end, I'll get a Mentan-Pin.
16:40In the end, I'll get a Mentan-Pin.
16:42When it triggers, I'll get dra, dra, mandarin orange.
16:45When I get another, I'll get a Citizens' Card.
16:48I will hit my sacrifices.
16:50I will hit my sacrifices.
16:51I will hit my sacrifices.
16:52That was great.
16:54Akagi, you lives are up to you.
16:56We were able to understand ink-sed and where their joints went.
16:58It was fun.
17:00Thank you all for coming.