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01:00Sir Archie, I hereby challenge you to a jousting duel.
01:04To the winner goes Maiden Veronica's hand.
01:07Signed, Sir Reggie.
01:09P.S. May the best man win.
01:12P.S.S. And that means me, signed Sir Reggie.
01:16Oh yeah? Well, we'll just see about that.
01:20Arest thou ready, Black Knight?
01:23Thou arest, Red Knight.
01:25Oh Betty, isn't it just groovy having two men fight over little old me, hmm?
01:32If you like it so much, why don't you get a room under the box and ring at Madison Square Garden?
01:36Gee, I don't know which way to watch. The one over there, or the one over there.
01:44Charge!
01:45Charge nothing, I prefer cash on the button.
01:48Careful, Archie!
01:49Huh?
01:52Now why did you distract me, Betty?
01:54I didn't want you to get hurt, Archie.
01:57Well, thanks.
01:59After this, just don't ever talk to a jouster when he's just about to joust.
02:04That joust about takes care of the Red Knight, and I claim the hand of the fair damsel, Veronica.
02:10Too young, chocolate choppy, Sir Reggie.
02:14Hey, what's with all the medieval type jazz like, huh?
02:17Oh, Veronica's on a chivalry kick. You know, the knight in shiny armor bit.
02:22Shiny armor? Yeah, the Red Knight will ride again.
02:28I wonder what he meant by that.
02:30I've a hunch I know what he meant by that.
02:35I was right!
02:37Archie!
02:38Veronica wanted a knight in shiny armor, and that's...
02:43If it had a label on it, it would pass for a talking can of dog food.
02:46He's that old best, the plow horse.
02:52Come, gallant steed. Maid Veronica awaits at yon chocolate choppy.
02:56For best's sake, I hope it's not far.
03:03Have another strawberry parfait, fair maiden?
03:06No, thank you, Sir Reggie.
03:10Eek! What's that?
03:13Eek! What's that?
03:15Unless I'm mistaken, it's a mechanized garbage can.
03:19Alas, Black Knight, come forth to do battle.
03:23Darn it!
03:24I'd love to, Red Knight, old boy, but I forgot my can opener.
03:28However, with this fishing pole and carrot, I shall improvise.
03:34Hey, what gives?
03:36I'll say it!
03:43Hi-ya!
03:51Oh-ho! Ha-ha-ha!
03:53That was a dirty trick, Reggie!
03:55What do you mean? I washed the carrot first.
03:58Steady, steed!
03:59Oh, come on, best, act your age!
04:12Oh, thanks, officer.
04:14Don't mention it. What will teenagers wear next?
04:21I don't know why I'm running when I can wait for the rest and ride.
04:25Here they come now.
04:27One for the money, two for the show.
04:29Whoops! They're coming fast. I'd better go!
04:33How's that for timing?
04:35Oh, no! No, best, act your age!
04:39How's that for timing?
04:41Oh, no! No, best, there's a red light!
04:44You've got to obey the traffic lights, best!
04:47Now, quick, burstin' around, use your head!
04:50What head?
04:53Now, what was it more wanted to eat from the store?
04:58Help!
05:02Have you flipped your nut?
05:05Now I remember what more wanted from the store.
05:09A can of nut!
05:13Hi, Arch, is that you in that tin can?
05:16Step on it, Veronica! We must find Archie!
05:19This is all my fault! The poor Archie can!
05:23Hey, what are you worrying about? He's well protected.
05:26Ouch! Hey! I'm not!
05:28You! You!
05:30Hold it, gang! There he is!
05:32He's headed this way!
05:33Do something, Jughead! You've got to stop there!
05:36I'll try talking some horse sense to her!
05:40I can't bear to watch!
05:47I must have put the emphasis on the wrong syllables!
05:51It's a good thing the boss landed on his head, or he could have got hurt!
05:55Come on, Jughead!
05:56I'm coming! I'm coming!
05:58Wow! Best! Heel!
06:04Now that's what I call a night full of stars!
06:14He went that-a-way!
06:17Uh-oh! Doomsville!
06:19Danger! Open hole!
06:23Kids shouldn't leave their toys around where night can fall on them!
06:28Archie can't stay still at this rate!
06:32Yeah! Let's go home!
06:34Wait! Look! Archie, is that you?
06:37No! Archie's riding a white horse!
06:39He's riding... a wagon?
06:44I must just live right!
06:48Uh-oh! I take it all back!
06:54Archie! Archie cans! Are you all right?
06:58Oh, Archie cans, you are a brave knight-a-can!
07:05Man, like a job may be rough, but I dig the salary!
07:12Well, best old girl, see you got your carrot!
07:14You sure gave old Archie a ride!
07:17I wonder what she'd do for a sugar cube!
07:25Help! Keep her away from me!
07:26She's a beast!
07:27Make that one sugar cube that Reggie owes Bessie!
07:34Isn't that disgustingly... uh... romantic, Jughead?
07:41Mush! If you ask me, it's a flaky way for a night to end a day!
07:57Look, kids! It's just about time for the Archie Dance of the Week!
08:01In just a few moments, the gang and I will show you another brand new groovy dance step that you can all watch and learn!
08:08So, don't go away!
08:14And now, a brand new dance to watch and learn!
08:18The Jughead!
08:20Do the Jughead!
08:23Do the Jughead!
08:25Do the Jughead!