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00:19This is a life!
00:21America's most talked about program brought to you by the wishy-washy washing machine company of Walla Walla Washington.
00:28And now, here he is, Mr. This-is-a-life himself, Elmar Fudd.
00:35Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:38Tonight we add another name to the long list of those we have honored.
00:42Someone here in our audience is our guest of honor, and no one knows who it will be.
00:48He is a beloved character who has made his name in motion pictures.
00:52One who is thoughtful of others.
00:54That's me! It's gonna be me!
00:56A sparkling personality, generous, charitable, self-effacing.
01:01This would be embarrassing if it weren't true.
01:05And what is your name, sir?
01:07Daffy Duck's the name, as if it weren't inscribed in gold on that little old book.
01:12You master showman, you!
01:14You may precede me to the stage, sir.
01:17Aren't you Bugs Bunny?
01:19Who, me? Never mind him!
01:22We've only got a short time to do my interesting career.
01:25Let's get on with it.
01:27Read the name. Good and loud, mister...
01:29Bugs Bunny!
01:33We're honoring you tonight, Bugs.
01:35Oh, no, not little old me.
01:37How do you like that?
01:39Now, wouldn't that gall you, sister?
01:41This is supposed to be my life.
01:43So what do they do? They take an unknown.
01:45And of all things, a rabbit.
01:47Who's interested in a rabbit?
01:50Is this what you've been scratching around for, sister?
01:53Yes, it is.
01:56And now, maybe you'll keep that yellow beak closed for a while.
02:00I'm trying to look at the show.
02:02Are you really surprised, Bugs?
02:05I'm all excited.
02:07Oh, my!
02:08Let us take a chapter from the life of this lovable personality.
02:12His devotion to others and self-sacrifice.
02:16How sickening can you get?
02:19Tell us about your life, Bugs.
02:21Oh.
02:23I'm... I'm so unimportant.
02:25Easy, stomach.
02:27Don't turn over now.
02:29Easy does it.
02:30Start from the beginning.
02:32Well, in the beginning, there was no life.
02:35The earth was forming.
02:37Boom!
02:38The earth shivered from earthquakes.
02:40Mountains forming. Oceans boiling.
02:43All's quiet.
02:44A little pool of water forms.
02:46In that pool, two tiny amoeba.
02:49The start of life.
02:51No, no, that's too far back.
02:53Oh, oh, I see.
02:55Well, it was on the east side where me parents resided,
02:58amidst humble surroundings.
03:00They was busy preparing the bassinet
03:02for the bundle of joy the stork was bringing.
03:09What's up, Dot?
03:15Then, I started to get me first toot.
03:18Never mind, never mind.
03:19We won't start from the beginning.
03:21Throw him out! Throw him out!
03:23Oh, shut up!
03:25Let's begin where you and I met.
03:27Oh, you were the cute little wasco.
03:30I remember I was out hunting.
03:39That's him.
03:40That's a coward-chewing wasco.
03:44He's getting warmer, Dot.
03:46Warmer.
03:48No, no, no, you're getting colder.
03:51Colder.
03:53That's it. You're getting warmer.
03:55Warmer. You're red-hot, Dot.
04:04What's up, Dot?
04:09Thought you were pretty smart, didn't you?
04:12And here's a voice from your past.
04:15Do you recognize it?
04:17I knows that ornery, flea-bitten critter
04:20from way back.
04:22That's, uh...
04:23That's right.
04:24Yosemite Sam,
04:26the roughest, toughest hombre
04:28that ever locked horns with a rabbit.
04:31Yeah, I'll never forget the time
04:33I had this moth-eating critter
04:35cornered aboard my ship.
04:42I'll kill all of you for this.
04:45You-hoo, Mr. Pirate!
04:51Oh, uh, Redbeard!
05:02Hey, that was a funny one.
05:04And then there was the time
05:05you was down in the powder magazine
05:07and I threw a match down in it.
05:09And the time you found eels in your bed.
05:13And I'll never forget
05:14how both of you looked
05:15when I dumped a truckload
05:16of cement on you.
05:18Mr. Bunny,
05:20we, your friends,
05:21have a little gift
05:22we want to present you with.
05:24For me?
05:25Oh, thank you.
05:28Oh, you shouldn't have done it.
05:30I wonder what's in it.
05:33Whoops!
05:34Oh, I'm, uh...
05:35I'm not deserving.
05:36You take it.
05:38No, you take it!
05:39Oh, no!
05:40You take it!
05:41You take it!
05:42I couldn't think of it.
05:43You take it!
05:44You take it!
05:45You take it!
05:46You take it!
05:47You take it!
05:50I'll take it!
05:54After all,
05:55this should have been mine anyway.
05:57I really deserve it.
06:04You're...
06:05You're...
06:06You're despicable!
06:13You're despicable!