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05:00Hey, I'm all for it!
05:02Yo, Reg, how much longer do I have to do this?
05:05Oh, just another hour. Then there's a two-hour photo session, followed by an hour debate with your two opponents. Then...
05:11Yo, this is a lot of work. Don't get carried away, Reg. I don't want to win this thing, eh?
05:18And I believe in Quasimodo's political philosophy of always following a hunch.
05:24Excuse me. I knew Quasimodo. Quasimodo was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Quasimodo.
05:34Thank you, suey. Now, Vinnie, you have 30 seconds to respond to the question, how would you improve Gravedale High?
05:42I'm improving it just by being here, eh?
05:44Are you skirting the issue, Mr. Stoker?
05:46Hey, yo, I never wore a skirt in my life, eh?
05:50You tell him, Vinnie!
05:52Bravo! Can he debate or what?
05:55Well, I gotta admit, Vinnie does make an interesting candidate.
05:59He certainly does. And it's my job to make sure everyone knows him.
06:22I'm impressed, Reggie. You and the kids have certainly caught the campaign spirit.
06:28Thanks, Mr. Schneider, sir. I just hope Vinnie doesn't think I've gotten too carried away.
06:34Yo, Reggie! Don't you think you've gotten a little too carried away?
06:39I don't think so, Reggie.
06:41I don't think I've gotten too carried away.
06:43I don't think I've gotten too carried away.
06:45I don't think I've gotten too carried away.
06:47Yo, Reggie!
06:49Don't you think you've gotten a little too carried away with all this win-with-Vin stuff?
06:54Excuse us, teach.
06:56Hey, what are you trying to do?
06:58Get me elected or something?
07:00I don't want to win, remember?
07:02Gee, I guess I got caught up in my own political machine, Vinnie.
07:05I'll stop if you say so.
07:07Yo, I say so.
07:10See Marvin?
07:12T-off will be right where the crypt is
07:14and the 18th hole will be over there by the mausoleum.
07:18Anything you say, Belle.
07:20But don't we need to buy the place first?
07:25Easy on the oxygen, Marvin.
07:28Just look at that dump.
07:31These little people will be paying us to take it off their hands.
07:35Try before you watch those shivvies!
07:38The mouses are getting uglier every day.
07:41Yuck! This place is a pigsty!
07:44Thanks!
07:46And as school president, I'll keep it that way.
07:50Sell Gravedale!
07:52Are you humans crazy?
07:54Gravedale High is not for sale!
07:57So you want to play hardball, huh?
07:59Fine! Name your price!
08:01You can't put a price on memories.
08:03This school was founded by my grandfather, Creighton Crone,
08:07over a thousand years ago.
08:09Then he passed it on to my father, Adelpate Crone,
08:12500 years ago.
08:14And Gravedale became mine 200 years ago.
08:17200? Then that must make you...
08:20I don't look my age, do I?
08:23And I'm not selling this school!
08:26How common to treat the Empress like this!
08:29Trotter, get me out of this garbage dump!
08:32You haven't read a lot of Belle's Garden!
08:37Remember, the elephant boy never forgets a book.
08:41Book for me? I'm a real swine!
08:45You're a swine!
08:47You're a swine!
08:49You're a swine!
08:51You're a swine!
08:53I'm a real swine!
08:55Yo, Busby, vote for them, not for me.
08:58That goes for you too, Sid, huh?
09:00Here's your ballot, Reggie. You ran a great campaign.
09:03Thanks, Mr. Schneider, sir.
09:05It was rather difficult working for a candidate
09:07who has no desire to win.
09:09Okay, kids.
09:11Sal's got some election day snacks for you.
09:13But only if you vote.
09:15I voted, Sal! Here's my stuff!
09:17Great! Have a oatmeal cookie
09:19and some cultured yogurt.
09:22Today we shall discuss
09:24Neo Tolstoy's War and Peace.
09:27Vinnie, wanna buy my book for me?
09:30Hey! Hurry up in there!
09:32Get a life!
09:34Here, Iggy. You'll need your brain to vote.
09:37Excuse me, y'all.
09:39Blanche, didn't you vote in there?
09:42Vote? Well, I thought it was a dressing room.
09:46One for Suie, two for Elephant Boy, one for Vinnie.
09:50While our faculty advisors finish tabulating the vote,
09:53I just want to say that win or lose,
09:56all these candidates deserve a big hand!
10:03Here are the results, Headmistress Crone.
10:05Thank you, Mr. Schneider.
10:07Thank you, Clawford.
10:09And the winner is...
10:11It's gotta be me.
10:13I was ahead of the exit polls.
10:15But I'm the projected winner.
10:18Hey, yo, I hope you both win.
10:20The new Gravedale student body president is...
10:23Vinnie Stoker!
10:26Say what?
10:30I deserve to win!
10:33What about me? My head was so full of dreams.
10:39Yo, this ain't cool.
10:48Air Force One has just flocked.
10:51Yeah, man! All rise for the president!
10:54Hey, yo, cool it with this president stuff, huh?
10:57I said I'd run, but I didn't say I was gonna serve.
11:00Right, Reg?
11:02You can always resign, Vin.
11:04Correct, Mr. Schneider, sir?
11:06Absolutely. But aren't you the least bit curious
11:08to see what the job is all about?
11:10Yo, curiosity killed the bat.
11:13But what the hey, it's all good.
11:16But what the hey, it don't cost nothing to look, huh?
11:28Rats!
11:31That's an H.D.N.N., a health department.
11:34No, no.
11:38More rats!
11:40Bats!
11:42That's a U.F.S.O.,
11:44an unidentified funky-smelling object.
11:47Major violation.
11:49This kitchen floor is filthy,
11:51bound to attract insects.
11:53Major insects!
11:55That's a giant violation.
11:57Whoa!
11:59Now, this is one big bug!
12:01Whoa!
12:03No one's ever stayed on Hal, Roach,
12:05and no one's ever been on Hal.
12:08That's right!
12:09No one's ever stayed on Hal, Roach
12:11that long before.
12:13Is this your kitchen?
12:15It's disgusting.
12:17Thanks. I tried.
12:21This doesn't look good.
12:23This swimming pool is crawling
12:25with bacteria.
12:27That's D.D.W.,
12:29downright dirty water.
12:31Hey, human dude,
12:33let my people go.
12:38Thanks.
12:40Good grief!
12:42This water's created
12:44mutant-like forms.
12:46That's a vile violation.
12:48Who are you?
12:50I am Inspector Nitpicker
12:52from the Midtown Board of Health.
12:54Who are you?
12:56I'm Headmistress Crone.
12:58I run this place.
13:00Well, if you ask me,
13:02you've run it right into the ground.
13:04Here, you get the yellow copy.
13:06What's the meaning of this?
13:08It means you've got 48 hours
13:10to clean up this place or T.P.I.C.
13:12T.P.I.C.?
13:14This property is condemned.
13:16How can I say?
13:20Condemned?
13:22This is serious, Headmistress Crone.
13:24It says here that if these violations
13:26aren't corrected by the time the inspector
13:28comes back, they can close
13:30Gravedale down.
13:32Over my dead body.
13:34Can they really 86 Gravedale teach?
13:36I'm afraid so, Vinnie.
13:38And what's worse, if Gravedale fails
13:40the re-inspection, it'll be knocked down.
13:42You're a human, Mr. Schneider.
13:44What do these people want from us?
13:46They want us to clean up
13:48Gravedale, and fast.
13:50Vinnie, as student body
13:52president, you've got to motivate
13:54the kids to help get the school in shape.
13:56Yo, who's gonna motivate me?
13:58I'll try. Consider this.
14:00If Gravedale closes, you could get
14:02transferred to a human school.
14:04Yo, I'm motivated.
14:06But Vinnie,
14:08this is a monster school.
14:10It's not fair. We should be judged
14:12by human standards.
14:14Hey, yo, I don't like it either, Reg.
14:16These are my friends I'm evicting.
14:18I just hope
14:20these spiders find a suitable home.
14:22They really like it
14:24where it's dark and damp.
14:26I know just the place, dudette.
14:29Hey, yo, Rover,
14:31don't forget to bury those bones
14:33back in the cemetery.
14:35Okay.
14:37Yo, don't forget to lose the leeches, J.P.
14:39Yes, my president.
14:41Hey, everyone's helping out, huh?
14:43I guess you'll have to
14:45find someone else to leech off of.
14:47Gee, how it's really
14:49attached to those little guys.
14:51Now that's a novel idea
14:53for taking care of a rat problem.
14:55Hey, yo, Frankenstein's a born leader,
14:58huh?
15:00This is tearing me apart.
15:02How am I supposed to cook
15:04in a clean kitchen?
15:06Yeah, there, Sal.
15:08We're all making sacrifices
15:10to save Gravedale.
15:12I'm impressed, guys.
15:14This pool looks clean enough
15:16for a live person to swim in.
15:18Almost.
15:20Oops, sorry, teacher, dude.
15:22Guess I missed one.
15:24Hey, yo, you two,
15:27see how an elected official can make a difference?
15:29Look what you've done for Gravedale.
15:31Hey, yo, the school's
15:33never looked so bad.
15:35Maybe to you, but there's no way
15:37Gravedale will fail the inspection now.
15:39And you're sure
15:41Gravedale will fail the inspection?
15:43It's positively
15:45ITV in the bag.
15:47Well, nice
15:49doing business with you.
15:51He was awfully expensive, Bill.
15:54Only little people worry
15:56about money, Marvin.
15:58The Empress thinks big.
16:00Come tomorrow, we'll be breaking ground
16:02on my newest hotel.
16:04Well, this is
16:06a big improvement.
16:08No bats,
16:10no rats.
16:12So far, so good.
16:17No bugs.
16:19That's an improvement.
16:21Wow!
16:23Give me the number, you're a boon man.
16:25This is CCW,
16:27Crystal Clear Water.
16:29Well, Mr. Nitpicker,
16:31what's the verdict?
16:33Yo, did we pass or what?
16:35So far, so good,
16:37but I'm not quite done.
16:39It's time for the
16:41OWGT,
16:43the Old White Glove Test.
16:45What's he doing, Mr. Schneider, sir?
16:47You got me, Reggie,
16:49but it can't be good.
16:51Just as I thought,
16:53this ledge is FOD,
16:55full of dust.
16:57Major violation.
16:59Yo, you gotta be kidding.
17:03I'm afraid this property
17:05is condemned.
17:13Well, have a nice day.
17:15This is absolutely
17:17unfair, Mr. Schneider, sir.
17:19Yes, we did as you said,
17:21and the human still wants us out.
17:23I don't understand it.
17:25One speck of dust and we fail inspection?
17:27Yo, I didn't clean this place up
17:29so they would not get down.
17:31Yeah, don't tell me I cleaned up my act
17:33for nothing.
17:35Are we gonna take this lion down or what?
17:37Not on your life.
17:39You kids are gonna witness the political process in action.
17:41Come on, we're taking our case to City Hall.
17:43I'm a motion to provide
17:45a 250% pay increase
17:47for the City Council.
17:49We, the City Council, approve immediate funding.
17:51Motion by Gravedale High
17:53to dismiss Board of Health Demolition Order.
17:55Uh, that's my motion,
17:57Miss Councilwoman.
17:59I'm Max Schneider, a teacher at Gravedale.
18:01Very well, Mr. Schneider,
18:03we'll hear your argument.
18:07Members of the Council,
18:09Gravedale High has stood on Cemetery Hill
18:11for a thousand years,
18:13and now you're going to allow it to be torn down
18:15over one silly violation?
18:21I implore you to reconsider
18:23and save Gravedale High
18:25for the sake of its students.
18:31Yo, you tell him, Teach,
18:33monsters have rights too.
18:35Monsters?
18:39Uh, we've reached a decision on this.
18:41I second that.
18:45Demolition to proceed as planned.
18:51This is a sad day
18:53for Gravedale.
18:55Creighton, Adelbeth,
18:57I'm afraid I've let you down.
18:59Sorry, kids, but you'd better hurry.
19:01The bulldozers will be here soon.
19:03Bogus!
19:05And these pizzas are almost ripe
19:07into perfection.
19:09I don't wanna go!
19:11I don't wanna go!
19:13Never thought I'd see that, man.
19:15I don't wanna go!
19:17Gee, Ben, we sure
19:19had some good times in here, didn't we?
19:21Hey, yo, this isn't right, Reg.
19:23There comes a time when
19:25monsters have to stand up and be counted.
19:27Where do you think you're going, Vinnie?
19:29Hey, I'm still President, ain't I?
19:31I'm gonna dig up a little
19:33monster support.
19:35We're all behind you, Vinnie.
19:37We're all behind you.
20:07Come on, Marvin.
20:09Isn't that the Empress
20:11from all those demeaning hotel ads?
20:13That's her, all right.
20:15She came to me about
20:17buying Gravedale, and I refused.
20:19Hmm.
20:21I'm starting to get the picture.
20:23Let's get on with the ceremony.
20:25Driver, start the engine.
20:27Nitpicker, how much
20:29did the Empress pay you to condemn Gravedale?
20:31That's a BSL,
20:33a big stupid lie.
20:35Besides, that's none of your business.
20:37We dedicate this land
20:39as the future site
20:41for the new Empress Hotel
20:43at Cemetery Hill.
20:45Hey, yo, give us Gravedale
20:47and let us rest in peace.
20:49Ha! From now on,
20:51if you want to rest in peace around here,
20:53it'll cost you 300 bucks a night,
20:55double occupancy.
20:57Hey, yo, not during
20:59my administration.
21:01Aaaaah!
21:03That's him, man! That's the human
21:05dweeb who trashed our school!
21:07This is an LTS,
21:09life-threatening situation.
21:11Let me go.
21:13This is not my fault.
21:15She paid me to make Gravedale
21:17fail the inspection.
21:19Quiet, you little person.
21:21I'm revoking your Empress Club discount.
21:23Hey, sure we're different.
21:25We're dead, but that don't mean
21:27you humans can walk all over us.
21:29We have our rights too.
21:31We're entitled to death, liberty,
21:33and the pursuit of happiness,
21:35which just happens to include
21:37a good monster education
21:39at Gravedale High.
21:43I hope you council members realize now
21:45that Gravedale was condemned
21:47under false pretenses.
21:49Absolutely. We are revoking
21:51the demolition permit
21:53and the Empress Hotel contract.
21:55As for Mr. Nitpicker,
21:57from now on, you'll be
21:59inspecting the inside
22:01of a jail cell.
22:03That's a major violation.
22:05Motion to adjourn. Seconder.
22:07Where are you?
22:09The nerve of that hottie, trying to get away
22:11with wrecking my beloved Gravedale.
22:13Hey, yo, she's getting away,
22:15all right? Look.
22:17Maybe we should find another hotel
22:19size bill.
22:23Oh, shut up and give me that.
22:27Is Vinnie a great school
22:29president or what?
22:31Yeah!
22:33You did Gravedale proud,
22:35Vinnie. Hey, I couldn't
22:37let it get knocked down while I was
22:39still president. I wouldn't have been
22:41able to resign. Yo,
22:43I quit.
22:45Hey, kids, coming up next
22:47is one great hour of Nintendo excitement.
22:49It's Captain N, the Game Master,
22:51and Adventures of Super Mario Bros.,
22:53fun-filled hour, coming up next
22:55only on NBC.